OFFICIAL TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v ASTON VILLA MATCH THREAD 2

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME

Up the fucking villa

>jews spend 70 gorillion on what (((they))) think is a rapper

kane utter shit again

and again LOL

What bit of Aston Villa are you from then lads?

>kane

>harry mong

me and my gf

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kane is finished

Kane is finished

Remember in 15/16 - 16/17 when we had the best defense in the league, a strong hard working midfield with wing backs bombing up and down the flanks and creativity in the final third? Those were the days.

>KANE

>kane

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Yea Forums

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KANE IS FINISHED

Kane is fucking finished

>Kane

AHAHAHAHA DOGSHIT KANE

kane is fishnet

>kane

We’ve beeb in decline since we left the old White Hart Lane, don’t let getting to the CL final last season fool you.

cam on 'arry

i came here to laugh at spuds, goodbye

Haven't taken a shit in 60 hours

5 seasons wonder desu

>kane

are you british

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>KANE

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Sutton Coldfield

Kane you utter mong

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>does nothing

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What part of North East London you lot from then?

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>female linesman

Based

Are you okay user

cringe

ndombele? waste of money

Kane?

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KANE??????????????????

Kane is finished

'ackney

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Villa > spurds

Good old Kane, back to his old ways

>you're so bad the linesman lifts the flag so you can feel not as shit

>kane

*sniffs your petrol*

peng peng peng

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Finished

solid 7 linelady

The Bullring

>b-b-but villa are doing a Fulham

Yea Forums BTFO

>google erdington
>Erdington shooting: Drive-by victim 'assassinated playing football'
>Man cut with machete on second night of Birmingham violence

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The famous Pochettino tactics

>play out wide
>pass to the middle
>play out wide
>pass to the middle
>play out wide
>pass back to CB
>play out wide
>pass to the middle
>get frustrated and attempt to force a pass through
>lose the ball

Nice, Lichfield myself

how much longer into the match before Spurs start diving in the box and getting BTFO by VAR

>Spuds

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WHY

WHY DID I PUT KANE IN MY FANTASY TEAM

I COULD HAVE HAD AGUERO

I AM RETARDED.

Stream pls frens?

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time for an enema lad

NO REFUNDS

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McGinn was really good for me in a FM a few years ago, it fills me with happiness he's now playing in the Premier League

yeah and I'll batter you

vipleague.pw/tottenham-hotspur-vs-aston-villa-streaming-link-1

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me on the right with my binoculars

Boldmere

Kane will get a natty brace

Imagine tonguing her arsehole after a match lads.
Imagine the smell.

Did a little bit less than that earlier in the week, but think my body was just adjusting to a slight dietary change and I'm back in business. Tense times though.

>the black bakayoko
but bakayoko is black

>losing the league to leicester

I believe its slag time

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She’s not fit lad

Half time trannys surely

am I in the 90s? wtf lol

Look at that fucking beak, could poke your eye out with that.

Shan't be on the spuds bandwagon this season

>Tfw you live in Perry Barr

Ah well I used to live in Washwood Heath, could be worse

Harry Kane is a mouth breathing spastic

Is she the only avaible female ref in the? I swear to god, I see that jew chin every time a woman is a ref

Sound like places from the Elder Scrolls lol

At the Vesey later lad?

Guys how do I get a gf like this?

she's ugly

>vipleague.pw/tottenham-hotspur-vs-aston-villa-streaming-link-1
MATE?

It’s Birmingham, anything outside of Sutton Coldfield is a shit hole basically

>spuds

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>Have low standards
>go to any small northen town
There you go lad.

Ladywood

christ van der vaart looks like shit

What's it like to be from Aston, Muhammad?

stay onside

Thanks

what happened to Spurs

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Think he meant post slags(slutty British women) not slag(talk shit about)

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what mode is this?

hmm

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Midul.

Wow, 65 million for a bang average Ngubu, that’s a bargain!

>blocks your path

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>Ireland
Absolutely disgusting

>imagine not living in the north

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White people all look the same.

NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS

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what would you say if i became a villa fan

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might buy 3 of them and make 500/house rent

Why are Spurs so consistently shit in the first half?

>this specific edition of the magazine will be 15 years old next year

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stfu sideways italy
spurs are shit

I very strongly have no opinion

Ah, better times.

I am so sorry

>tfw that cost 120k + in York

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Slag on the left went to my school

enjoy the ride

>Time is linear
woww what the fuck brooooooooo

big fan of lana rhoades

ever get her to trample on you?

Were Magazines a more kino way of fapping than the current infinite UHD 144 Hz porn on demand?

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>lucy and michelle
take me back

>imagine being poor
Absolutely hideous. Would kill myself if any of my properties were worth less than £500k desu

sauce?

It was

P town reppin come down to Roper hall la

Can someone explain what's going on with Greasy Jack's hair?

Half time fap?

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CAM ON YOU SPUDS

can't you hear everything your neighbours do in these shitty houses?

>when my mum found my hidden collection of nuts magazines

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Nah she used to be fat, only slimmed down in college

Remember nicking my dad's old copy of Nuts and trying to figure out wanking.
Good times.

Tbh I prefer being able to easily watch 2 10/10 girls shove enormous cocks up their assholes. I can be enjoying these quality movies within about 30 seconds if I please

Fuck me, I live 15 minutes by train away from Preston, in Lancaster and here is a two bedroom terrace here

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i like how in yank ads they're allowed to just lie and no one bats an eyelid

Why did we have to fall for the pace nigger meme lads?

>Kane

Has been crocked since last season, the sooner Spurs boot him off the starting lineup the better.

nah, you dont get the same content you do as searching up novinha or jovencita on xvideos

Would absolutely pump Francine Smith mates

yeah, I feel like that injury he picked up vs mancity ended him

When you say enormous are you refering to girth? If you are, then you have excellent taste

>Comparing Preston to York

ayy

Maybe because Poch keeps rushing him back from injury every damn time

Lowest 2 bedroom in York is 145k. What is even the point

preston is a town by the way. not a city

much more, we had a wank bush where me and the lads would stash our mags, i turned out pretty sexually deviant, god knows how i would have turned out growing up with the sort of porn kids have access to nowdays

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That has to be some shared ownership scheme right?

Reminder that huge insertions (female) is the kino porn watching category.

GOOOAAAAAAAAL

KANE KANE KANE

*nasally voice*
preston is a town by the way. not a city

For me, my first ever wank was to a picture of Jordan laying on her back in snow.
Was always more of a Keeley Hazell man myself

Preston is a fucking mess

cope harder

preston is a city you retard

>totting ham
State of the Hams today.

Nah mate, Sutton park, they've got sky sports

retard

i miss these numbers lads
the new one is shit

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My first wank was to some roastie in the 2000 Guinness world record book

missoko

They wouldn't have been as shit in the CL final if he'd been dropped.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGHAHAHAHASHSHHAGAH

You get high enough resolution in the 3’rd world to notice?

>SHITSOKO

>M'BOKO

>hits the corner flag

>shitsoko

fuck that

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>SISSOKO

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Was that a pass or shot on goal

>sissoko

SISSOKOOOOOOOOOO

Most important girth. If they’re also long that’s good

these were better

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>ndumbele

N

>15 minutes by train away from Preston

What happened? None of my streams are working after half time

BUT YOU DREAM

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>spuds

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Probably cost more to knock it down

>This team is the second best in Europe

would tell you to fuck off and support your local team

what new numbers? i'm still seeing 0-9 as the only digits used

>Eriksen
didn't even notice he wasn't playing tbqh

WHAT THE FUCK

who Liverpool here?

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VAR

Yeah but you have to live in Burnley

>SISSOKO

just goes to show that winning the CL is random luck

era penal

Sousa Missoko

those are good too, both have more soul than the current ones

How the fuck is that NOT a penalty

Guaranteed murderers house lad.

>Sissok oh no

Mcginn is so based

Do you reckon they will take 90p cash in hand

VAR SINSON

thoughts?

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If you haven’t already search for Nacho Vidal or Remigio Zampa. They have insane girth. Cute grilms buttholes getting gaped like crazy

Let me know if you know some good scenes

For me Clive, that’s a penalty.

is el VAR sinson incoming?

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

>ndumbele
>60m

holy refball, that was a pk for villa

ABSOLUTE STATE

autism

>ndombélé

thoughts on Jordi el nino polla?

Round the corner from me that. Loads of dogshit out front of it. Think its the neighbours rotties.

G as first letter or just G anywhere in name?

mcginn > n'dombelegubu

what do you reckon to this autism? has var been exposed?

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>IT'S KANE

>kane

>live in Brighton
>cheapest house is a boat for £20k
Fuck sake

He has no girth

THATS THE ONE LMAO

Does he think VAR happens in real-time?

I'm pretty sure one of my school m8s lived on that street.

>Brave English lad Vs immigrant

Brexit was right all along

That clearance was filthy oh my goodness

love that lad, no homo

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>not wanting to live on a boat
Are you gay or something?

based i wanna live there so bad is that were the great ecstasy of robert carmichael is based out of?

bunch of cumbrains itt

Wonder what she looks like now

Hassocks and Lancing are the places to go for affordable housing lad.

Need to switch to a 4231 and have Lamela in the #10

He's right, which is why we have to double down on var to improve it.

Can someone explain this to me? All season last year spuds fans were saying city and liverpool were only winning because of spending money.

Now spuds spent quite a lot this time, yet they're playing worse and losing to a relegation tier team. It's completely befuddling.

No. The definition of offside is the settings on the computer.

Same. I fapped that then to a nudey pen I got in Blackpool

i think he's saying that a freeze frame on a tv camera will not be able to tell you whether someone was offside by a matter of millimetres

Yeah im thinking Engels is world class

Engels is far better then Adam Webster

>relegation tier team
it's a promotion tier team

They just need to use player tracking technology with high quality cameras and RoboVar

where is son

Julia's much taller than I thought

le puritan yankoid

Suspended, misses the next game as well

B&

Even if Watford got the Penalty Brighton would've schooled them with Maupay and Andone coming on.

spurs are learning what happens when you have too many black players in your team

Lads my left eyelid been twitching all day, how long do I have left?

Right. When the action is paused then every point is paused.

Engels is dutch for English

crying

guys who do you prefer marx or engels

no. webster is class and will be a top 20 cb

you require more minerals

We're not a relegation tier team you vile street shitter
focus on the Indian league

Yeah but it was a shit boat, all the good ones were £50k plus
No that's Newhaven which is a hellhole port town about 15 miles away. It's probably one of the worst places in the country.

>Ndumbele

>Spurs

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Tell me, why does Ndombele where pubes on his face?

Ndumbele

>heat on

Both commie bastards

Go to bed

suspended as fuck

Drink some milk

based

Stop drinking coffee and snorting coke

whatever happened to Bobby "He'll canoodle your poodle's noodle" Madley?

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Lamela is Welsh backwards for Salmonella in English

ingrid engen

brighton arse bandit

Why do Spurs have to sign so many players with weird foreign names?

>this cunt again

sleep more and/or drink less

CHIMPOUT

no just a cider drinker

HAHAHAHAH WHO DOES THIS LITTLE NIGGER THINK HE IS

mcginn did nothing wrong

good brexit tackle there

here comes spuds chimpout when losing

>chimping out in the first game of the year

Is this season gonna be kino

why does sissoko keep going out on the wing when he can't cross for shit?

still an arse bandit

kek

>RED CARD CHECK

Lmao fuck off. Fucking benders.

Settled down with a nice catholic cocker spaniel.

Sissoko and Ndombele are single handily making this tottenham team fucking shite

coming for your arse next

How much did Spus pay for Ndombele? Utter waste

can't decide who is worse, ndombele or sissoko

grealish is pretty elite

Brummie Spacker

When will Spurs realize the only reason they end in the top 10 of EPL is due to Eriksen + Son connection?

spurs """fans"""

either kikes or working class entitled cunts

i can't even tell which one's which

Little Aston

Is this any surprise? Spuds have always been shit without Eriksen

sorry to be racist but Wesley is huge and strong and athletic

BASED

Eriksen 2-1

Hope Eriksen sabotages

FINALLY

why haven't spurs scored????

spurs are fucking done in there first game of the season kek

I had this problem once because I hit my eye with a pisco bottle (fell down drunk) and then didn't sleep enough. It stopped when I had a good night sleep.

LADS

didn't even notice winks was playing

wouldn't get near when I've got engels and mings protecting it

Does Ndombele have the potential to be a Coutinho tier flop?

kikes

ITS

nobody will buy eriksen because he's too shit and he'll leave on a free and the end of the season

20m was a bargain for Mings
Coutinho wasn't a flop they sold him for 120m

Where's Lo Celso?

the cure to all eye problems is just to blink a lot
you could cure blindness if you were committed enough to blinking a lot

you wouldn't dare say that in kingstanding

What is it with Monaco midfielders that get exposed in England? Ndombele is just Bakayoko 2.0

has anyone ever used a bathmate hydromax? Wondering if it actually works

>VAR
Only when liverpool need it.

fuck off tarquin billionaire

him and poch will be at united this time next year

mongs vs mings

>monaco

even worse, he will be a bakayoko tier flop

>starting your season with two losses on the trot
state of sperms

grealish haircut is absolutely dire

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>tfw benched Mings and made Kane captain of my fantasy team

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based tyrone mings

Kane is playing well imo

I think it might work temporary but nothing permanent

He was a flop at Barca mate.

Anyone else wish for a career ending injury for Tyrone Mings?? Ha.

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based heaton

Mings the Mong Wrangler.

HARRY MONG

cause they're used to playing against farmers in the french league

>why yes I do take part in fantasy league

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tom heaton on a mad one

lads LADS

>Nmongbele

Villa are this season's Leicester, put your money on them now boys

Pansy

more like tottenshit kikejews, lmao

he did nothing wrong

Alice Grant, pro-Brexit girl

Mings is a mong

>knock-off allez allez allez

KEK

>eriksen's hairline

ershitkson

Finally eriksen did somwthing

So this is the power of the mighy spurs

his body rejected the transplant

trying some of the new beers in the tesco range

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F

JUST

Mings>>>>>>>>Van Dijk

Such an upset is not possible in a league with pep and a lot of money.

isn't that what liverpool did?

this

F

Everton to buy Mings for 50m next summer?

>o-oh when the s-saints g-go marching in

who cares. Reported for being:
1.alcoholic degenerate
2.english scum

Ahem fuck Tottenham.

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quick look shows Villa are 1000/1, weren't Leicester something stupid like 5000/1?

might want to look into clamping if girth is what your after, jelqing for length obviously

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

liverpool perfected allez allez allez

Totting Ham Hot Sperm. Haha

I'm not even a spurs supporter, but they're so bad its making me angry

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>Publicly state you want to leave Spurs
>No one wants you
>Run down your contract
>No one will even take you on a free

This balding cunt thinks he’s good enough for Madrid

not black mate

Why do Spurs always play like they have a 3-0 lead when playing anyone outside the top 6?

rich coming from a pole

Melon

Lads your penises are all great, stop worrying

Kappa's “Omini” logo pictures the silhouette of a man and woman leaning against each another. It represents the equality of men and women and their mutual support.

>Mings

How? People were shitting on Villa for buying him. He is putting on quite a performance here.

who watching in UHD on their OLED television?

>Spurs face a lower table team
>Opposing team get an early lead because Spurs can't defend against counter attacks
>70 minutes of Spurs passing around before losing it in the box or missing shots from 40 yards out

I hate re-runs.

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why is villas number 10 not playing with shin pads?

wtf is eriksen dooing

trottingham plopsplurts

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>eriksen

Matip>>>>>>>>Mings>>>>>>>>>Van Dijk

Yeah, really wish people would stop stealing Napoli chants

even mine?

Come round, I have beer

the only girl to see mine erect said she thought it would be bigger.

gomez > matip

>pass sideway
>cross
>attempt blooter
poch such a fraud

A P O L O G I S E

N O W

gurwa mac :DDDDDDD

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>pass to the wing
>pass to the middle
>repeat 10 times
>get frustrated and try to force a ball through the middle
>lose the ball

ndumbele

BASED NDOMBEKE

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

ah yes, Tyrone Mings, the Whitest member of Villa's squad

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for me, it was stamping on ibrahimobitch's head

FACKIN CAM ON NGUBU MY SON

NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE NDOMBELE

DAS RITE

You need to leave

you ever measured it?

N

RACISTS BTFO

napoli had stopped signing alle allez allez by the time we started singing it
if anything, we borrowed it from atletico

I thought jelqing was a meme

>25 mil release clause
>no one wants you

NDMBELELELELLELELLELELELL

N D O M B E L E

vomit

DUMB BELLY

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6" no girth though

Get in. Dirty Villa bastards.

>B-BUT HE'S SHIT
COPE MOTHERFUCKERS

>I rate mings

you saw Kane and Eriksen’s 200 football IQ there

>Villel

Never EVER doubt the power of the Ngubu

NGUBA SCORED

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NGUUUUUUUUUBUUUUUUU

You were right

Leicester's success is probably a factor in Villa's odds

Purchased goal

NGUBU!!!!!!!

NGUBUOGO!

>stream is hours behind

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erikson carried this game

APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW APOLOGIZE FUCKING NOW

I TOLD YOU NGUBU WAS GONNA SCORE LADS

nice goal by sissoko

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Apologise to Ndombele you shits

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top kek

Too manly for them

Stream?

>only start singing when youre drawing
lol

>All those Ngubus
>Struggling against newly promoted Villa
Spurs aren't finishing in the top 4 this year.

>only singing when they're not losing

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tell that to my penor, grew just over an inch in length and 0.5 in girth after about 3 years

>spurs already getting jammy goals

>Lower table team

Boomers fuck off please

Kekkkkkkkkk

it's called passion, wouldn't expect a non spurs fan like you to know what it is

NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU

>that guy stroking moura's bald head

I would want to use full force to slap that thigh

Spurs fans united in glory, 1-1 at home against Aston Villa! Who'd have thought!

no goal webum?

>Yea Forums
>Knowing a fucking thing about football

Stream for last 10 mins pls?

heaton is ELITE

Remember when Ndombele was shit? Yea Forums lose again!

based heaton

sanchez is shit

on my way lad

Heat:ON

so what's the point of the wall rule? i don't get it

So who is buying Heaton in the next transfer?

this new rule about attacking players in the wall is dumb, for what purpose?

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hahahahahahahaha

fucking nigger

Spurs really putting the pressure on

the new wall rule or the wall in general?

you do it daily? It seems to take some dedication

Hilarious!

how many grapes are too many?

What a stupid fucking mong going for that

mental how spurs looked like shit until eriksen came on

hdstreams.club/hd/ch5.php

the new rule
like what's it trying to stop? and why?

If you foul anywhere on the pitch, it should be a penalty against you. Only way to stop fouling once and for all

Calm down Poland

Is Ndombele the next Yaya Toure?

Dombelly is the real deal

You can never have too many grapes

Only when you turn purple (I refuse to believe you're eating green ones)

incoming VAR bollocks decision

>falls on the ground

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this and for fans shouting abuse

Clear penalty

well first you have to say what the rule is

>It's a Spurs only play well in the last 20 minutes episode
Quite a few of these last season

ERA

Spurs yet again having wanker season

not every day, do around 30 minutes monday to friday and none on weekends, it does take a while to see the benefits but it does work

>penalties every 10 minutes
Kino.

mixed. colour doesnt matter to me

Ireland should be nuked but we cant always do what is right.

attacking players aren't allowed to stand in the wall if there are three or more defenders in the wall

What a dogshit appeal, fucking cheating fuckers

Is that Sagna?

>That hair

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It’s ogre

waiting for my 95' last second goal

new

>well first you have to say what the rule is
>When there is a defensive ‘wall’ of at least 3 players, all attacking team players must be at least 1m from the ‘wall’; IDFK if they encroach

Rude

is this daft haircut fc

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VAR is fucking shit and needs to die. Football was fine without it for over 150 years. That type of shit just fucks up the sport. Like with the queer sports we have in this country.

30 minutes? that is some dedication, I was leaning towards the bathmate so I could just use it while already in the shower

never tried one so no idea if they work im afraid

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Why nor VAR?

GREALISH TRASH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGH AT ASTON VILLA THREAD NAW

KANE

Thanks mate

Imagine posting this.

>3/2

Fucking lel.