Amerifat in Europe. Why are British people so fucking based...

You share the same obesity rate

>Wasting valuable hours learning dead languages
Yeah maybe i'll brush up on my Latin and Klingon while i'm at it, lol nerd.

>dutch
>everyone there learns english because their language is so useless

>Obnoxious and annoying tourists, and can’t be bothered to learn any other language.
That's the germans though.

Germans are the real americans of europe

Germany got their asses pounded raw by daddy big dick Anglosphere twice in the past 100 years. We occupy their country with thousands of soldiers. We have a larger military presence in their country than they do. We dominate Germany culturally and economically.

If I were Germany I would hate America too.

r/international

And a dikker kut to you too tot ziens homo

I've been on a ton of study abroad programs and I can say wholeheartedly that Brits and Americans irl always get on the best and have by far the highest rate of international relationships forming. There's almost a sweet spot of mutual exoticism and simultaneous relatability between the two cultures. Its not just because of language either, for example Brits don't find Aussies/Kiwis interesting and vice versa because they share too many similarities, likewise even foreigners who speak native level English don't impress or intrigue Americans because it's also likely they gained such proficiency through becoming somewhat culturally American via media.

Only London based Brits are fine. Northern Brits are Alabama tier.

>Implying you can tell the difference

no we dont. Just shut the fuck you fat fuck.

Nah I got friends from Liverpool who are cool as shit. I give them shit about their club all the time but I was glad to see them win. It was fun to pull for England in the last World Cup with them too.

I actually can. Usually by their mannerisms and the way they talk.

You know that Southern hospitality thing in the US though, that is sort of true of North England as well. More welcoming in general. South England is more your curtain-twitchers.
t. Midul

>be british
>go to pub in Berlin
>everyone gives you dirty looks
>tell them you're Scottish
>everyone gives you free drinks

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they're only giving you dirty looks cause you're white and you stand out. naturally they buy you a drink when they realise that you're a fellow third worlder.

The English and Americans are trash
Irish, Scottish and Canadians are okay/good
Australians are based

Poor New Zealand totally forgotten by the third worlders.

Doubt it. I am as Norf as they come in terms of where I'm from and no yank I've ever met has been able to distinguish me from your average RP speaking southerner, it's likely you're just spotting people with extremely noticeable regional accents, these people should be avoided in any country desu. Even southern regional accents are godawful and retarded sounding, see: West Country, Norfolk, Cockney, Jafaican etc.

cope

Germans hate Americans

>tell everyone im Irish instead of British
>free Guinness everywhere
>tfw I dont even like Guinness that much

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These posts are always funny cause I know for a fact you've met none of these peoples irl and have no idea what you're talking about.

how is it a cope, why on Earth would I want to go to Berlin?

um no sweetie, Britain doesn't exist. all that exists is england, wales, scotland and ni just over the north sea

Free beer. OH WAIT

Get rapped by a nigger, Sven

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British people will.literally push you aside if they think you are slow. Fuck them

t. slow

>Get rapped by a nigger, Sven
Why do you think they kidknapped A$AP Rocky?

Stop being slow

Why on Earth would you waste calories learning something other than English? Wouldn't it be nice if everyone on Earth spoke the same language? Examine yourself.

you can't fully understand english if you haven't taken latin tb h. at the very least, english grammar is a cakewalk by comparison

I get on with Germans way more than any other nationality but I lived there a little bit as a child, they're good fun you just have to crack their hard exterior with interesting facts, they hate small talk about the weather or whatever.

>you can't fully understand english if you haven't taken latin

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Amerifat with >muh heritage in Anglesey here. I like Euros and Brits. Hi frens

I usually get on with Germans. Can't stand the French though.

you a druid or something?

>There's almost a sweet spot of mutual exoticism and simultaneous relatability

Reminds me of language things like this:

>hood ornament vs. car mascot
>trash can vs. rubbish bin

tired of anglo retards not respecting rules. this thread isn't Yea Forums related

No, just huwhite guy that travels a lot. French girls are cool, Germans come off a bit arrogant but it’s not personal.

Sports.

Only people who hate small talk are uninteresting people

Gain speed

Slow people on the sidewalk deserve to be run over.

The slow should fear the fast

Engilsh are loudmouth idiots that are solely interested in drinking. Germans are old and stupid. Spainiards are just stupid. Americans are okay, even if naive and fake. I like asians though, met some Malaysians that were very nice and spoke perfect English.

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Because they are as fat and dumb as you so you feel at home

Same with the Irish. The minute you tell them your Irish their faces lighten and they want to be your friend.

Yea Forums is /int/ but sports-related

poles are braindead autists with zero sense of humour. the type of lads you know were torturing animals in their back garden when they were teenagers instead of having out with friends.

we just drank beer by the train tracks and smoked cigs since junior high desu mate

>be Swedish
>go to pub in Berlin
>everyone gives you dirty looks
>don't talk to anyone because you're Swedish and respect people's personal space
>pay for your beer like everyone else

I worked with poles and czechs and spaniards in the restaurant industry in bongistan. Polish jokes were essentially Kurwa and Ja pierdole and saying "yes chief"

>ride mobility scooter to Walmart
>get shot
>sells house to pay medical bills
>tips the doctor

Get out of my country you fat fuck and take all the Brits and Australians with you

going to england and netherlands next year. Are they mean to mexicans?

The dutch will dive in front of you and claim for a penal

No we love Latinos since they're extremely rare.

based

please leave my continent and lose weight

Brits are stupid and easily impressed. You'll probably bang a bunch of British women too. They're sluts for "exotic" men

same with american chicks, got it

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This is retarded as brits and aussies/kiwis get on great. /cric/ has great banter

Yea Forums culture transcends cultural differences

Anyone who has been around Australian tourists knows that as white people go, they’re the biggest pieces of shit on earth

Brazilians do everything slowly. You’re very inefficient and lazy people by nature

>why are Germans such assholes

based

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3 times, 1966 la

brits are literally the worst pussies in the world, they talk shit and when you get up to their fat red drunk faces they go "h-hey it's only banter mate"

no surprise fucking their women is so easy, they're starved for real men

>cant handle the banter
>calls other people pussies

Why are Brits so fat? Everytime a see a fat sunburned person they're either British or American
At least the Americans are dumb lemmings who are force fed high calorie and sugar diets and are encouraged to drive everywhere. What is the British excuse?

Nice blog faggot.

literally cant handle the bantz

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For me, it's the mexicano

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criminally underrated

you're not helping the whole "italians are seething manlets who cant handle the banter" thing lad

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