/fpl/ - Fantasy Premier League - 3pm Kickoff

A mexican and a bong told me yesterday to drop deeney and I did

>zaha
bros...

>not having Kane as your captain

Yes it is

>mouthbreathing mong
He will go goalless today. Mark my word.

Anyone using the TC on GW1 and not in a later double game week is a casual August lump and dump moron.

Thank you hernandez

Lads /fpl/ is in the 2019 Yea Forumserb Owl
implyingrigged.info/wiki/Yea Forumserb_Owl_2019*

We have the logo (OP) we just need the 23 man roster

The suggestions from last thread:

Minmax Autism
Triple Bournemouth la
Lads, I've Solved FPL
ESSENTIAL
Cleanie Wipeout
get Ghezzal mate
>Redmond
Smug Joe
Pep Roulette
>trusting the scout
Sterlchads
Salahcucks
Kane in August
Is Jesus Nailed?
Triple Captain'd TBC
[Goal: (OG)] [Assist: None]
Week 3 Wildcards
Save My Gameweek
>Transferred Him Out
"Insider"
Saturday Night Transfers
Buy High Sell Low

Gross 4+2 inc

Otherwise I'll Epstein myself

Shall be putting Lundstorm infront of Dendoncker on my bench next week.

What game we watching? For me its mememouth vs not massive

What u mean I didn't know you could TC at all we missed out on points we did

Uhh, Trossardbros??

Sheffield for me. I want to see if their defence is worth keeping.

Crystal Palace vs Everton

lel

Same, I tripled up on mememouth.

For me, it's CRY - EVE

Gold Dust

why is Zaha benched?

sub 60' sub

>put Bernardo in your team
>benched
AAAAAA

Good additions

because he's a wanker and Hodgson hates him

Substitution ‘60: Barkley on for Kovacic

Bench: Dendoncker

>bench Dendoncker

Lundstram just put McGoldrick through on goal. Should have scored.

King please dab on sheffield

Also what we need for /fpl/ is:

Pre-game Anthem
Post-goal Goalhorn

Home, Away and Goalkeeper kits (if you give ideas I can design these, I posted a red arrow themed kit last thread). Was thinking the FPL green and purple as a home strip.

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why do i have Sheffield's gk in my team again?

cant find a bournemouth stream, ill have to watch everton lads

What's the streaming site for this year lads?

Same

>Pre game anthem
That Stormzy song they use on super sunday

footybite.com has every EPL game and the streams are usually run by patreon/donations so there's less ads

reddit.com/r/soccermenow/

By the way lads, what's our /fpl/ formation of choice for the Yea Forumserb Owl?

Are we flat 4-4-2? Or are we classic 3-4-3? Or the new meta 5-4-1? Has to be the classic 3-4-3 surely.

Bournemouth's defence seems shaky, regret picking ake

That discord thing

footybite has 20 streams from each game

That's the one, knew I had a good one last season but forgot what it was called. Was looking for Buffstream but it looks shit now

Good backup, thanks

not sure what that super owl thing is, but the formation should always be 4-4- fookin 2

People spent the entire preseason saying don't pick Bournemouth defenders they can't defend and this is only now starting to hit home?

keep getting wilson and king mixed up lads

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This thread called me an idiot for picking Ake, I am glad that I succumb to the bullying.

found one la

It's a sub-tournament for the Yea Forums football cups between Yea Forums generals and threads. /trb/ took the 2018 title with /afl/ second and /arse/ 3rd.

implyingrigged.info/wiki/Yea Forumserb_Owl_2018

Was surprised by how many people went with Ake desu. Good defender but in an average defence in a team that plays attacking football, and he's not even that cheap either

wilson and fraser involved a lot more than king so far

screencap this
who else bigbrain

Just like last season

billing looks quality

Yup, I have him myself, but jota will soon take his place

>pick Dean Henderson for save points
>Bournemouth havent had a single shot on target

Where are the facking goals?

lol

Callum Robinson the main man up front for the Blades. Good strike on target.

Heem siphoned off 95% of the afternoons goal energy

>25' in
>0-0 (nil-nil)

andremarrinerpilled

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For a second you had me thinking /heem/ not Raheem and I thought UFC had stated early

Crossed my mind as I posted but I haven't watched UFC since Holly got creamed with that head kick (iirc)

kek

i missed good ol' barclays "0-0" premier league

Kek at these sheff united fans, 50 year old lairy fat bastards

Only have 49 points

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These Sheffield fans seem like top lads.

Norf certified

VAR bites us all

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Bournemouth is agressive and reckless. How's Everton?

desu not sure what people were thinking with king

his stats and the whole idea of him is inflated by playing striker when wilson is out but wilson isn't out, king shouldn't even be classified as a striker in his current position

That wasn't even the best KO that night thanks to Askren

>10 goals in first two games

Let's just say Siggy will be 8.1 by the next game week

VAR meme

Ahem.... SCORE SOME FAKKEN GOALS

WAT - BRI 0-1
Goal: OG
Assist: Gross

>allison injured
>robertson no assist, no clean sheet
>doukoure own goal
can this get any worse?

Finally I can say it, people who picked Cathcart for the "good" fixtures have room temperature IQ

I smell bullshit.

it was either king de bruyne or wilson fraser for me so thats why I have king

>chanting shoft scottish bastard
Fraser just got norf'ed

Digne is really really dangerous today lads.

Oh right, Askren got hit with the old Tiger Knee. That was a good card

Not only is Lundstram in midfield, he's also playing fairly advanced

He's in the bonus right now too.

did FPL dun goof with lundstrom rico and that other one?

Ref missed a red card tackle for Che Adams. Could be suspended retroactively.

>get Trossard mate

so who started this meme? Was it the Irish lad again?

basedandTOOOOOOOOOTpilled lad

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I simply said he was one of many 6.0 options.

i still assume that all three of rico, kelly and lundstram will lose their places, there's a better player to replace all of them but the replacements have been injured or just bought

The ginger off fpl scout kept saying it so I guess people copied him.

Keinan Davis for villa is listed as midfield 4.5 despite being a striker. hes nota good striker but the point remains

Fraser is literally descended from the toot meme people

tribe warfare lad

those brainlets on reddit that picked 3 bournemouth attackers

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>triple bournemouth la! sheffield united is the worst team the league will ever see la!

>0 shots on target

ake is literally set for 9 points desu

seriously tho pls score some fokin goals

If you have below 60 points at this stage then just quit the game. There is no hope for you and your lack of intellectual quota

Alright lads, putting in your suggestions, how do we fancy this as the /fpl/ team

Formation: /fpl/ 3-4-3

LW - Lads, I've Solved FPL
CF - Sir Harold's August
RW - ESSENTIAL
LM - Sterlchads
CM - Pep Roulette
CM - 59' Sub
RM - Salahcucks
LB - Smug Joe
CB - [Goal: OG][Assist: None]
RB - Week 3 Wildcard
GK - 90+ Wipeout

Bench
CF - Is Jesus Nailed?
LM - >Redmond
LM - Triple Bournemouth La
RM - get Ghezzal Mate
RM - Gold Dust
LB - Saturday Night Transfers
LB - >trusting the scout
RB - Triple Captain'd TBC
RB - "Insiders"
CB - Buy High Sell Low
CB - Save My Gameweek
GK: Button/Lunny/Donk/Greenwood

>1 own goal

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>he didn't just go with king or wilson, he actually went and got them both

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>no dendoncker on bench

oh will you fuck off already? good for you now shut up and take first gw trophy.
t. not seething at all man

basedandRUDEpilled

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make sure the defender fullback only

based offside trap from the southampton guy

>outspent the rest of Europe
>can't score goals aside from 'Pool & City
Great league.

>LB - Smug Joe (75% Stroke)

almost made it lads

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SEETHING.

That's why our defenders are so expensive my stinky friend

COPE

He is there on the bench though with the rest of the meta bench

i think the game forces you to have a CB. He'll be our Van Dijk.

Got a feeling that if my Liv/Citeh ""assets"" don't haul I will get fucked.

>oh look at me I picked steling and salad like 70% of the people

you're a genius you know that?

LOL

thought donk meant dunk, not sure why

SEETHING

cope

anyone else fasting from earthly pleasures to reach enlightenment here? it seems the universe is working with me atm because im on 66 gw points already

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Is this Tool's next album cover?

deulofeu subbed out

>Pope on a clean sheet and 3BPS
>Dunk on a clean sheet and 3BPS
>Bournemouth 0 shots on target
can't believe last season means absolutely nothing within 45 minutes of the new one again

maybe

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>people making fun of my triple mememouth attack after that first half
Just like when Sterlel did fuck all for 45 minutes vs west ham

Tbf that was Man City, this is a lower mid table shitter

Imagine if sheff united had a competent striker, lundstram would be ELITE

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Right that's enough, King to Pukki done

>played Cathcart with Dunk first on bench
Sheeeit

WHY DID I CAPTAIN KING REEEEEE

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Digne could have had 3 assists by now.

goalless boring games

Oh nevermind I have Bilva

Pickford absolute beast

oh shit lads Henderson finally got a save

hello where is the goals

Absolute cracker as well

how do you know if a player is going to get bonus points. Stevens bps 18 is that good?

And there it is. Bournemouth score, and it's a CB.

wilson assist i think

>use 1/5 of your budget on bournemouth players
>literal who scores
LMAO

>Mepham

Because you didn't watch the championship

Yeah
3 points for one player. Huge.

>Wilson assist

HAHAHAHAHA DOUBTERS HAHAHAH

>Locadia subbed off for Andone
>Andone scores for Brighton for 2-0 with a Propper assist
hahaha

Barnes is BACK

Burnley 1-0
Ashley Barnes

Zaha is coming on to score a hattrick
wait for it

Fraser booked

Pieters assist

5 points every game is good for a player like wilson

also zaha just came in

>tfw woodcuck

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Palace Everton is fun

Much better than the city game

>don’t buy brighton defence he said
>heaton/pope over ryan he said

Maupay debut for Brighton
Kean debut for Everton

the assist came only because he shot straight at the keeper from point blank range, I wouldn't be overly happy

Ngubu time

Brighton are winning 2-0 off 2 shots on target and thoroughly outplayed
Pope is on for 3 BPS

Barnes brace

fuck i really should have taken barnes

(n)gbamin is fucking dogshit

Not anymore.. Barnes with two

>he didn't take the Burnley pill
they're on for top 9

>another assist for Pieters

WP, Toby, Sanchez, Rose

Spurs XI

Lloris, Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Rose, Winks, Sissoko, Ndombele, Lamela, Lucas, Kane
Bench: Gazzaniga, Aurier, Dier, Skipp, Wanyama, Eriksen, Nkoudou

Villa XI

Heaton, Elmohamady, Engels, Mings, Taylor, Hourihane, McGinn, Grealish, Trezeguet, El Ghazi, Wesley
Bench: Steer, Konsa, Targett, Luiz, Lansbury, Jota, Kodija

watch pukki do a 14/15 charlie austin la

Brighton 3-0, Maupay
Burnley 3-0, Gudmundsson

maupay instantly scoring, could be interesting if he gets the position

So many chances in the everton palace game
ridiculous

where's that guilbert guy

Dunk assist
No assist

Schneiderlin red card

Fans speculating he's got an injury.

post em

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Don't think i'm gonna' make it lad

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Extremely poor GW from yours truly

Am I losing my fucking marbles? I don't remember mahrez getting 3 assists!?!?

Are you me?

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how did you get that much?

who told me to take mepham out nob

the last 3 goals were all mahrez

reeee taking benteke out just when they're going to score

83 with the coming bonus included

doomed

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Very template.

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I predicted it lad

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F Aké owners

there goes mememouth clean sheet

>Bournemouth defence
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Tried to warn them, but the stubborn bastards wouldn't listen

sheffield goal gave me a boner

What a relief lol

BILLY SHARP GANG

>people actually fell for the bournememe players

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Fuck I fell for the meme. Got both Ake and King.

kek

update lads

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mememouth triple ups contemplating a week 2 wildcard

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I almost doubled lol

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SHARP BOYS GET IN

glad i didnt go with sigi LOL

Same

The power of Bournemouth

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Lewis Dunk 12 points guaranteed. Glad I've got a high enough IQ to select him

>mememouth
Should have stuck with Pukki instead of King.

Why am I so weak-minded

Kane better score a fucking hattrick.

Lads, hows moist kean looked?

ive got jota and perez left with the same point la

King out
Maupay in

83 so far with 4 to play. Only seems to be a slightly above average score so not much grounds to celebrate yet.

11, he was booked.

So do I :)

I have montoya, so I am pleased

invisible

FUCKING BOURNEMOUTH

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>Started Trossard
>Dunk 1st on bench

Thank you FPL luck

Sorry, it's going to be a moura hattrick at 11.2% ownership :^)

we might have the same team lad

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who Captained King/Wilson/Fraser, while having Salah and/or Sterling in their teams

SHOW YOURSELVES

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Did everton play today?

how is that even possible

Good score unless you TC'd already.

I only pick Digne thankfully

>falling for scout tips 3 mememouth
You've only got yourself to blame, lad

has anyone got more points than 78 without triple captain or sterling captain

WHY DID I PICK KING NOT POOKI

>Everton a shit
>Pickford and Digne still CS points

based

AH yes, Burnley CS, who would've guessed.

Site seems faster updating point this season?

In the same boat.

Do I offload King for Pukki :DDD

well i've got 40 points. that's not too bad for my first gameweek. and both of my strikers are still playing,one of them being my captain.

80 pts with Pogdab and martial still to play, thanks sterling

But this happens every year

No Salah or Sterling. Kane captain and FUCKING BOURNEMOUTH

Yes or no?

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Do it, believe in the memes

oh no no no no no

>Everton
>Bournemouth

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I need a big Martial performance.

Don't panic. They play Aston Villa next. Don't use your transfers immediately ffs.

82 with everyone played if Ryan can hold onto the bonus points.

Not a bad opening, from the cheap risky guys apparently Deeney did almost nothing but I assume Benteke has given a great assist that should have been a goal. I assume both will come good since there isn't really anyone to take their position and the fixtures are good.

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:Done :DDDD

Sorry, I believe in finnish memes, not in Eddie Howe's gang of disappointments

I would rather swap with jota

After that performance, I simply can't rate Norwegian football opinions for at least one week.

Happy so far but pretty pissed that Trossard was benched. Meme player?

fair enough

How's your BS coming today? I got Pickford, Gross, Lundstram and de Bruyne for a point each

Where are the sad losers who replied 'Haha' when I said I was going with a front 3 of Origi, Maupay and Sharp?

Gk is default vc

84 with Perez and Baseduncu left to play.

I hope he plays next week

any big brain maupay teams here?

You had two guys who played a combined half an hour. That's not exactly a smart thing to do even if it ends up well.

Sometimes you need to take risks

Was planning on getting him once he settled in the team. McBurnie was a terror for Swansea. Maupay can do the same for the same manager.

>Baseduncu
does he start for lester?

Only 63, but walker-peters, Perez, Jimenez and auba left

Considering jumping on pieters train but those assists are ridiculous

Have some SHEFFIELD UNITED hot takes.
Bit nervous about my Robinson pick. A lot of changes up top today and he could be rotated out.
Very glad I picked Stevens. Getting in really dangerous places, feeding crosses in, making through balls and ultimately, I think Sheff Utd looked good defensively today, so they'll get some clean sheets too.

oh no no no

75 with Martial and Jota. Increasingly nervous about choosing a united player

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Please post pic of Sharp points. Absolutely BASED. My fucking hero.

for me, it's Norf FC

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The PASSION

>tfw Pope, Van Dijk, TAA, Dunk, Laporte defence
Hit jackpot lads

PASHUN

basedandNORFFFpilled

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>Moura looking tasty already

Come on lucas, be my differential

Yes he is ahead of Morgan and Benkovic

2/3 of my midfield didn't start. 2/3 of my strikers didn't score. defence did nothing. my only saving grace was captaining salah and having maty ryan in goal. it's that familiar time in the first week of the epl season to forget this ever happened and find something else to waste my time on.

Why didn't you listen

most of the teams i saw in the fpl threads looked like shit. i thought i couldnt go wrong with having a midfield of salah eriksen and mane. i guess i should have went with one of the teams that i thought looked like shit.

the dumbest mistake was having robertson instead of vvd or taa though.

>spuds

HAHAHAHA

least i didn't go with walkers peters

>spuds
KEK

>on the bench
At least his price will rise because of this

Alright, big brains. Show me your teams with McGinn.

0-1
I want to quit FPL already

lads, it's tottenham

>McGINNIESTA

>title contenders Tottenham Spurs

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>the dumbest mistake was having robertson instead of vvd or taa though
No, the dumb shit was not knowing mane and Eriksen wouldn't start like we told you

Taa/robbo is a 50/50 call

Thankfully, I already thought about this before GW1 and refused to get any spuds in my team

How fast do prices rise from gameweek to gameweek?

Not sure this year yet, but last year overnight. Market was very volatile

based Pekka. Me too.

Faster while more players are active

>tfw forgot to choose my starting 11

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tryna be the #1 rated burger
still have bissaka and jimenez going tomorrow

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Wesley with nerman tier rolling

r8

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Big brain, but unfortunately it's smooth

>Aguero on bench
nice bait

yikes/20

never saw anyone mention they wouldnt start otherwise i wouldnt have picked them

he was benched in the game so

Well, klopp said mane wouldn't start, just coming back from Africa. I was really surprised he played at all

Post yfw you didnt pick moura or kane.

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>pep rotation

They'll come off the bench.
Still an awful team tho

Ignore the rest pls

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Where were you an hour ago? I told you to SHOW YOURSELF

WOT TEH FUCK

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Bournemouth boys let me down and salah captain over sterling but happy aside from that

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>everyones defence is 2 LIV, 1 MCI, 1 EVE

Boring

>doesn't want points
Let me put a few shitters in for you lad

Well, I have Walker-Peters ...

this, meme players dont belong in defence

Nah, I have that exact same line-up too. Just saying that there's very little wiggle room, if you want to be on top

So lads some predictions I have
Sterling is almost a guarantee now sane is dead
Aguero/jesus is still a rotation risk so not worth aguero
4.5m keepers for Adrian until Allison is back
Swapping Liverpool def to City def as Allison is dead

Well, spurs look like shit

>Thinking Kane will score in August

IMAGINE

kane with a bruh moment

didnt fall for the bournemouth meme players, didnt fall for shit everton and spurs players, have salah, sterling and de bryune BASED

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>pick trossard because brighton will score goals
>score goals
>trossard benched

>pick guilbert because villa are underrated and spurs are shit
>villa on a clean sheet
>guilbert injured

i'm so big brained i'm actually small brained and cost myself like 12 points

Who should I get rid of first?
Kane to Auba
or
King to Jota?

Why Auba or Jota?

Auba is a bonafide 20+ goalscorer in the prem.

Best option at striker since sterling and salad and mane are "midfielders"

Who do I swap the 6m Memtard from Brighton for?
Barkley? Ward-Prowse? Perreyra? Doucoure? Yarmolenko? Grealish? James? Albrighton? Jorginho? Ceballos? Moutinho? Dendocker?

>maybe
>is a cm
>was on the bench
>is a cm
>was on the bench
>maybe
>wait and see if he starts
>rotation
>is a cm and not on pens anymore
>wait and see
>decent
>decent

don't make transfers until friday

auba is won the golden boot with ozil and iwobi behind him, now hes getting pepe and ceballos. the guy should be getting hattricks at the emirates as long as those moped thieves do their job properly

Anyone see how Robinson and Adams played? Did memes sneak their way into my team?

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badly

Ozil is a world class player

Ceballos is a meme and Pepe will just take goals from him whereas Özil is a true playmaker.

>Pepe and Ceballos will increase Aubameyangs goal tally

Imagine thinking this

I have 54 points now. Is that bad?

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m8 I might not even reach 50 so take it

Alright lads, shame me for picking moura please.

>bernardo didn't play
FUCK YOU GUARDIOLA YOU'LL NEVER WIN CL AGAIN BALD FAGGOT

i think you should just quit at this point and wait for next years season

He was mediocre for a PSG team steamrolling over Ligue 1, now he gets lucky against dutch zoomers and people forget all about it

Disappointing desu. 5 minutes from the end would have been better.

Undeserved desu

good assist

>Pukki scored
>Sharp scored

Super Jack is bound to score today

imagine not starting ndombele

I, for one, started ndombele

who tf is ndombele

NEVER MIND LADS

APOLOGISE

who /ndombele/ here

what's an ndombele?

>ngubu scores
apologise

COME ON (C)KANE! Score some faking goals

>tfw to intelligent too pick Sterling

Life is suffering for high IQ individuals like me.

FFS KANE JUST DO SOMETHING

What went through your mind? Sterling + Salah are actually essential, the only players that are this season, you shouldn't even be able to play the game without them.

Who's on pens for spuds?

Kane, but that's not a pen

harry obviously

How do you think it is?

Villa are essentially a bought and paid for mid-table premier league team.

Don't know, for a second i thought it could be Eriksen

Spurs are literally Eriksen giving key passes to scrubs

>village shaman say kane no goal in eighth month

oh boy here we go

>Kane doubters BTFO
>Kane doubters BTFO
>Kane doubters BTFO
>Kane doubters BTFO
>Kane doubters BTFO
>Kane doubters BTFO

THERE IT IS! FAK YEAH CAPTAIN AUGUST!!

something something kane august

KANE!

>Professional football team is essentially a bunch of mercenaries

Ye, but Villa did it all over one summer.

NKUDU, NDOMBELE, N.....

Lamela assist but booked because of bullshit new rule

I'll be the first to apologise.

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THANK YOU JESUS

Why the fuck did I not buy Kane

PANIC STATIONS

>Kane 2nd

doubters BTFO

Captain Kane believers, check in!

Can't have S+S+K

>grealish

I'm in a draft league, I have Ndombele but I want to drop him for Lo Celso.

This goal for Ndombele today is a meme right? He's been kinda shit and a lot of shuttling, Lo Celso is more attacking right?

yes

we outchea

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Because Kane isn't worth it if you have Salah and Sterling

/wildcard for kane/

Salah OUT, Kane IN

Doubting Sir Harry

>he doubted Harold Edward Kane

Lmaoing at your lives t b h

>Kane - 13 points
>Salah - 13 points
>Sterling - 20 points
Sterlchads win again.

Do I take the plunge? Or do I keep Ndombele and go for Tierney to upgrade on Matt Ritchie/YerryMina?

Tanguy Ndombele, now that's a name

Who else here Kane Sterling Salah gang?

Cunts who have Kane as captain can fuck off

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A true brave Frenchman in the mould of Charlemagne and Napoleon.

He scored 4 goals in 98 games for Lyon so yeah he’s probably not going to get many.

personally I'm not a fan of making a transfer for week 2, barring an injury that you can't cover with your bench. Would rather get 2 transfers the following week.
As for Tierney, I believe he will still be out injured for a while yet. I'd wait on Lo Celso, I could see Poch easing him in at first, however a Spurs fan could probably advise further.

Do you think Lo Celso will start though? Ndombele is virtually guaranteed a game, but I'm thinking Lo Celso may not fit into the XI every week? Depends on Eriksen staying and formation...

Kane in August : O)

Laughing at that guy who switched King -> Pukki, after seeing that abysmal Villa defence

>THE MEMES THO, THE MEMES

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I don’t think Levy spent £55m on a guy to warm the bench. He’ll be ahead of Winks in the picking order I think.

Either way, go for someone who’s more of a goal threat or a winger who gets assists.

HAHA YEAH FINNS HAVE SUCH CUTE SOUNDING NAMES

I think he'll rotate with Eriksen

haller > kane

You are two days late with that one

>Currently ranked 123k
It's shit

...

thoughts?

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Pep really cucked me with Bernardo

Imagine next week when he benches Shitling

im wildcarding as we speak

Two Liverpool defenders, why?

Imagine having under 70 points right now, I might just delete my account haha

>tfw ranked 1 in Yea Forums league
Feels good lads

dont be a cuck. players like sterling and kane and bound to stop scoring eventually haha. and players like haller and fraser will finally come good haha.

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Imagine having 69 haha, like the sex position haha

IMAGINE being a PATHETIC VIRGIN who doesn't have Salah, Sterling AND Kane in their team!

Aubameyang will get me points tomorrow dont you worry

I have 300 points this week

Yeah but you probably captained the wrong one, like the rest of us

>not captaining a premium

not even once

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>1% of players used their TC on Salah in GW1

WHAT HAPPEN?

im on 82 points now lads

Problem?

We are the superior 1%

Mistakes were made

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should comfortably make 60 points at the end of this week. will only take a few weeks of haller and maupay scoring shitloads of goals to get me into #1

If you haven't hit triple digits, you wasted your TC.

If you haven't hit triple digits, you wasted your gun rampage.

cope

Yeah but lat season my TC was benched so I think that's a step up

kane captainers are getting 6 extra points with his 3 BOSSnus

DO NOT LET MOSSAD SEE THIS

What's it like burning a chip to be on the same level as people who went with Sterling/Kane?

At least I didn't fall for the >southampton is good meme

whats it like being irish

im going to hit triple digits without TC, get fucked TC brainlets

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jemenez will score tomorrow r-right?

Just look in the mirror. Your country is our convicts.

thought we were chinese

team?

The TC cope: b-b-but your player will blank in DGW

VERY SEVERE COPE

How long before Moura and Mahrez get benched ?

Any alternatives for my draft

Safe to assume all good midfielders are gone so I’m gonna need some hidden gems

theres no fucking way you can hit 3 digits without the triple captain.

Yes there is.

82 points with these madlads left

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>not understanding the power move and big dick projection that is wk1 TC

Last year Luke Shaw got the most points GW1 and some people TC him, LOW IQ

You can just say you're disappointed that you didn't pick Sterling as your TC and the rest of your team had an average gameweek. You can say TC is the only reason your rank is high. It's ok. Nobody will think any less of you. It's a marathon not a sprint. You can fuck up in GW1.

is there a prize for winning the Yea Forums leagues?

>22991 have transferred Mané out

a couple of (you)s asking how much dick you suck and how often

absolute units at the back

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POZ(v)'D

do i swap aguero for sterling? im weak in the knees

No, don't go taking hits this early.

Is Aguero and Pereyra to Sterling and Calvert Lewin a massive kneejerk?

LOOKING FROM A WINDOW ABOVE
ITS LIKE A STORY OF LOVE

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Can't hear you pointlet.

My eyes have been burning since I washed them with bleach, think I might be going blind and I don't know why

yes because Calvert Lewin isn't first choice with Kean around.

>have gone with a well thought out although admittedly rather generic fps enthusiast team for the past 4 seasons
>returns have always been rather modest from the most expensive players
>go with a punt heavy team this season
>expensive players with 50% ownership all score. literally 6 goals and an assist between the three most popular ones

kiiiiill meeeeee

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Now you must surrender to the template.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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What the fuck is that resolution

>lloris

NO

adding to this im absolutely fuming over the fact that the retard pick of the season is always rewarded
ndombele this year
Jorginho last year

kek

small laptop screen.

had to zoom out to 50% to fit in teh subs

youtu.be/zANq9Dusk6Y?t=61

i refuse.

Don't anger the template.

who are the only players that are going to be free from the bald fraud's rotation policy? zinchenko, laporte and sterling?

i had £8m sitting doing fuck all today because of him

Ederson

Pretty sure Zinchenko isn’t nailed on

Zinchenko isn't rotation free. It's only Ederson, Laporte, Sterling and De Bruyne.

Laporte, de Bruyne (if no health concerns) and Ederson. Everyone else is in for a wild ride

Pep will play Mahrez next week too.
Screencap this

Well he did get 3 assists

Yeah he did and I’m laughing all the way to the top of my draft league

who should i swap for b. silva? all the other mids round 8m look shit

when Martial does a madness vs the state of Chelsea defence you'll have your option tomorrow.

Will be Chelsea MIDFIELDERS you will be impressed by.

So. I made a transfer and removed Allison for Adrian right as he got injured. And today I checked back and the 3rd party fantasy app shows me 1 free transfer available. What to do?

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Those apps and browser extensions can fuck things up sometimes, BE CAREFUL.

>Choudary
Interesting choice. He should get a bit of more game and even start vs Wolves as Ndidi is just back. Can see him growing into a started this season.

But reddit told me this is the best app there is on the thread and it had so many upvotes. Can I sue them after I lose 4 points to the "free" transfer?

Just don't do another transfer, use the official website or app. There was a retard in these threads last year who used that extension that has colour coded fixture difficulties when wildcarding and it didn't register the wildcard so he got -48 or something.

Playing with City players except De Bruyne and Laporte is like gambling on the last bit of money you have

Lmao thanks for the laugh user.
So I guess I won't be making my transfer then. Where would you suggest I use my 2.5m excess for next week?

Yeah, and is probably necessary for high point totals.. fml

If you're not in the top 100k already you really must close your account.

Without using a triple captain, you forgot to clarify.

This desu

>over 90 points without Triple Captain

with jota and perez left

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its not interesting. he 's a rotation defensive midfielder

Gundogan or Townsend /fpl/?

Okay, one to watch.
Here's more of a box to box type when he plays though actually. Seems to get forward.

Neither

Say you only had the two choices

>post yfw

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>he hasn’t invested early in lundstram
kek
New wan bissaka

How do you join with that ekmq49
Code

Wait until after the GW is over

Odds both Perez and Dendoncker play 0 min? Dunk is 2nd on my bench and Perez is all I have left to play

Perez will start

hes gonna be on the bench next game so hf with that.
also kekking @ the retard who tried defending his team with Kean, triple everton etc

I know, it was a meme question

new:

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