OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

usagoals

i hope he refuses to play all season and they get relegated and the owlcunt gets a ham sandwich thrown at his head

Is his face photoshopped?

First home game of the season and I already can't really be arsed to walk a mile down the road. It's too windy and there will probably be about 9000 of us rattling around the KC.

And that's with 9(!) new signings, and we didn't lose Bowen or Grosicki

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Sheffield United's first top-flight line-up in 12 years.

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>Eaves starting
Well this will be something, at least.

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Can someone explain what “overlapping centre backs” actually means. Who are they overlapping?

>playing david mcgoldrick as a starter
>in the prem

Thank the lord. Says a lot how few of McCann's signings are starting like.

>this shithouse line-up will stay up yet again

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RIP JEFF

GOAT manager tho

>go and tell your friends
ha

Michelle Owen > Michael Owen.

are there any sports that i can start to watch that haven't been ruined by var lads?

>EPSTEINS DEAD

HOLY FUCK

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CITY

>Epstein dead the day Prince Andrew gets outed

What what a surprise

true, might watch the sheffield game though, never watched the championship

>return to Yea Forums for the new season
>board is dead outside of generals

This board is even more reddit than it was when I left.

says the yank watching yuro sports
have some self respect

also wanting to know this

anyone got a link to the sheff game?

Gonna watch the >overlapping CB's to see if it is truly the future or just meme shite

>suicide

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>Epstien dead
>Marina Joyce declared missing
what a day

u reds

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>Fart really hard and wonder if tht is wht its like to diddle a kid
>Epstien dies in 5mins

Am I a god?

Man City will win the league again. There is no point watching this.

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The wing backs to create a wide overload, with Norwood dropping deep to cover the gap. It's an anti-bus parking tactic used in League One and surprised people in the Championship. If we do it in the PL i'll be surprised.

Joyce would have been passed around Cambridge like a fucking joint.

Good luck lads, hope all of your teams win this afternoon. I just got a Pompey season ticket, I'd post the view but uploads are blocked thanks to some twat.

Go on Bambo my son

Yay, the team signed Dan Agyei! Shame the team today isn't what I'd pick. Not a fan of Mackie, really.

Whats everyones super six predictions?

dyche will have blown his pants over getting rid of that nigger

Stoke are going to lose today

Do they not even bother to make this shit even slightly plausible any more, god damn.

BAMBO NUMBA FIIVE

>Scottish diversity hire on soccer saturday replaced by a nigger
How could we let this slip bros

hmmm

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oh shut up

I just put 100£ on Villa winning or drawing the game tonight.

How fucked am I?

yeah looks legit

spooky

>being offended by melanin

what a fucking beta

as legit as his suicide tbqhfam

At this point, any non-kid FW is good for the team. Chances are he won't score shit.

would maybe be slightly interesting if it wasnt posted after the news broke. /pol/ gets a thousand larp posts like that a day

spoopy times

What the FUCK
Play Kean you idiots

In Turbo we trust

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how is it spooky you fucking idiots?

TIME FLIES BY
IN THE RED WHITE AND BLACK
DONT YOU KNOW
SHEFF UNITED
ARE BACK

Rate mine.

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WE'VE GOT OLI NORWOOD

don't you think it;s kinda brazen to suicide the guy everyone thought was about to get suicided

good lad

>Sign every striker they can
>Still play McGoldrick

Hope they get relegated just for that

>spurs honoring american spurs supporters
fucking based.

spooky af

40 something

American spurs fans are without a doubt the cringiest mother fuckers on the planet

>t. american spurs fan

I'm talking about the screencap

>tfw Premier League Content Service login
Based

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holy shit bros so spooky im shaking right now so spokky woooa

oh yeah that's just some larp, but still

>merse going into full damage control over hughton getting sacked

don't forget
>express.co.uk/news/royal/1153272/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-files-virginia-roberts-royal-news
they are all in on the pedo train, all the elites
kubrick was right and that's why he was killed

Where do you reckon we'll finish with this squad? I reckon top half but play offs is doable

Tiny London dicks

>be on 24/7 suicide watch because you're a person of high interest with probable dirt on dozens of powerful people, including a royal and the potus
>still manage to "commit suicide" before you can squeal
>durrr nothin suspicious here lads

let me guess, you also support brexit?

Not bad. Good luck, lad

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In a weeks time normies will have completely forgotten about it. Him going to court and dishing the dirt would’ve been far, far more damaging.

Why do the elites insist on the pedo stuff?

i hope he says something reprehensible on air and is never heard from again

Not spooky just annoying
dude had information that would lead to the arrest of clin

I'm talking about the screencap you mong.

So ironic that when the time finally comes for minorities to step up and get more roles in the media and leadership of the country, the Scots Welsh and Irish get absolutely nothing as blacks and pakis are now more relevant than them

>don't forget
never could la
good point

for me it's Sheffield

Lads I thought Trump was going to sort all this out?

They get an intense high off abused children’s blood.

No, I’m not kidding.

haha yeah m8

Fuck off nip

Bournemouth v Sheffield U stream :

cyclingentertainment.stream/afc-bournemouth-vs-sheffield-united/

yep, look up Gilles de Rais, this is a centuries old practice

Shut up nip

>Epstein found dead

Ffs, nonces are going to get away with it again

Pedophilia is a much more common kink than you think and elites at the top get to indulge in it thanks to their influence and power.

Don't call me a nip pal

arresting Clinton was a campaign promise I'm sure it's next on his list

You too.

I think it's more once you get the power you get a taste of things you couldn't do before

There's probably quite a few human trophy hunters and cannibals out there too

gulls lads

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wakatta

That was so poor from Gylfi, but him getting that much space on the edge of the box looks horrible for palace

HOW FUCKING BORING ARE YOU CUNTS GOING ON ABOUT SOME DEAD NONCE ON THE FIRST SATURDAY OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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That's how you become one of them, they don't trust anyone who hasn't fucked kids.

I'll fuck you up pal meet me at Fujisan on Mountain Appreciation Day and then I'll see how you go

clinton was part of the epstein case
now there's no case
and don't forget kevin spacey's elisabeth II cup in his bizarre video when he was being prosecuted
all the elites are in on the pedo train
pizzagate is real
kubrick was murdered

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Do you not want high profile nonces to go to prison?

Sounds a bit nocey to me

incredibly big brain lad enjoy your winnings

It's the biggest news story of the decade la.

>FIRST SATURDAY OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON
Citywinslol, now you know what happens this season

>Michelle Owen

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You're not fooling anyone, Prince Andrew. This is the biggest plot twist in "America: The Series" since the season 3 finale when Trump upset Hillary.

Where are you? tell me now, I'm gonna cut your dick off and send it to your mom

JARROD BOWEN my son

bump

Blades are deafening today

So all the conspiracy theories about pizzagate, 9/11 being an inside job etc. are all correct, right?

Assange will suicide soon too

Don't want to hear any of this pish. Let me know when they find Maddie (fuck you portugal)

Me IRL.

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everton stream?

I miss >our boy A1 lads

Ffs why do people only care about the reboot

The best episode was the classic death of JFK, just wish they didn't follow up with the conspiracy nonsense the season after

Pizzagate is some dumb shit by autists with too much time on their hands but yes there's a lot of fucked up shit going on

Be at Fuji pal I can get there in half an hour

Things are worse than you can ever imagine mate.

favourite football conspiracy?

fuck off prince andrew, everybody knows you're a pettyfile

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fergie brown envelopes

She's in Epstein's bunker mate

>no way to watch the games
>no way to listen to the games (need iplayer account)
Shame. Wish there was a League One, Two and Championship streaming site.

The detail of pizzagate is just disinfo shite, nothing is going on in the actual pizza place, but all of it is correct in terms of the people involved and what they get up to.

VAR was created by Matt Groenig

>Ipswich v Sunderland is a League One match
wew

The Epstein stuff all but confirms it you nonce

Brannagan \o/ Good lad.

channel 601 on freeview or the radio you mong

>mina blocks richarlisons shot off the line

Check reddit for championship games, I'm watching QPR - Hudds. reddit.com/r/soccermenow

And Bolton vs Sunderland

>pizzagate was fake las

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>this pizza place is the child rape capital of America bro cant you see the logo is kinda like the international symbol for fucking kids?

>early Saturday morning
>watching Bournemouth vs. Sheffield United
>shitposting about Jeffrey Epstein

Living my best life lads.

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>(need an iplayer account)

get one then...?

bore off mare we're trying to discuss the footy

>this pizza place is the child rape capital of America
nobody said that, andrew

Yes the pizza place was the important part of the conspiracy not the list of high profile nonces.

I actually researched that logo. It was only used by one group of nonces in some AOL group the FBI busted. Wasn't a generic symbol for all nonces. Do a smidgen of research because /pol/ Is nothing but lies

>BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND >BLUNDERLAND

>blunderland

Ipswich 1-0 Sunderland

Wew reading are a bit shit aren't they

>the list of high profile nonces.
who all go to this pizza place to fuck kids and they knew to go there because logo was the international nonce bat-signal man look this kid on their instagram doesnt he look like a rape victim?

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fun fact: one of the trips Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express took was one to Africa (with numerous stops and layovers) with Bill Clinton and Chris Tucker of Rush Hour fame
What was Chris Tuckers comeback movie a couple decades ago?
Silver Linings Playbook.
Directed by none other than Harvey Weinstein

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>It's a Jack Stephens does his best to fuck up episode

Saved by the offside flag this time but I can't believe he's still in the first 11

definite candidate to go down this year
they barely stayed up last year

woah

Lucas Digne is a top quality player

why is it that every cunt and their fucking dog has started a shitty streaming site that never works

I'm in Shibuya now, I don't think you can get here in half an hour you dumb tourist

don't worry about it go- I mean guy. shut up and watch some football

No one cares about citywinslol anymore

>0-0

>/pol/ Is nothing but lies

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yup
I'm surprised mina is playing

>City win 5-0
so now that you know the season is already over. What are you looking forward to in the post Pep (RIP) Premier League?

You're the tourist in Shibuya pal I'm out in the boonies

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Looks legit

Scottish football needs to be banned from sky sports news, who fucking cares if Alloa have equalised?

Everton have no other CBs, and he Mina was decent in preseason anyway

Why is Andre Gomes the sexiest footballer of all time? Answers in essay form, no more than 30 words.

it's either him or holgate (shit) or that new defensive midfielder that can apparently play at centre back

HOLY SHIT ALLOA EQUALISED

>0-0
>0-0
>0-0
>0-0
Thinking this semen chugging sport is not for me

>Joke City

>wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols
>getting btfo after each post
lmao andrew

Find me this document on the FBI's website and massive online archive. You can't because it's fake. Not saying there's not rich nonces out there abusing people but most of the pol shit is straight up fiction. Don't take your facts from a fucking jpeg you saw on an image board

same with the bbc, t's a joke that they consider it more important than the championship and league 1

lol stoke

rip nathan jones

Defending masterclasses all round

You love to see it

Hull City Association Football Club

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Fosu is doing really well for the team. Woodburn too. It's such a shame that we have no 20+ goal striker, some worldie in League One who will get the team to the Play Offs. If only we could get Forlan to come out of retirement to be a Coach/Player for us, he could bang em in even at 40.

Brannagan free kicks are poor today.

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get ready for United v Chelsea tomorrow

gonna be a whirlwind 0-0 affair

>the international elite don't abuse children as part of their dark secret society
>jeffrey epstein wasn't killed to keep him quiet
>michelle owens hasn't hit the wall
absolutely pleb tier pinions tbqh

where do i find streams nowadays?

loving the sheffield united supporters

r/soccermenow/

Gills fan here hoping Eaves does well, how he playing so far?

Is Tango a United or Wednesday can? I'm on the look out for the belly

nvm footy bites still work

Sheff U fans seem pretty based

>Don't take your facts from a fucking jpeg you saw on an image board
>wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols
>published in 2007, years before any pizzagate consipiracy
don't you guys get tired of being ridiculed?

in the hills

>he's never seen an intense 0-0
The only semen slurper is you.

>doubting Graham Potter

>shotford

>30+ minutes
>no goals anywhere

S E M E N

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wednesday

>Watching the Prem

EFL is where the real football is at

Apologize right fucking now (pending VAR review)

absolute state of (Me)

It's utter fantasy. Some secret FBI doc about magic symbols and spooky coins? Why isnt any of this on the FBI site? Why would rich and powerful nonces need to mark themselves with an 'I fuck kids btw' necklace?

>mutts post ages well

Um, sweetums, Brighton.

Dear Jeff,

NEVER go straight from Iain Dowie to Paul Merson ever, ever again.

Regards,
user

>we waited 12 weeks for this shit

this is a general for proper English lads supporting their local team
if you're a foreign plastic mong that only cares about the prem then piss off

Dad just gave me this cool coin with a triangle on it and said I can join his 'secret club'.We're going for pizza first cant wait!

mate, honestly, why don't you actually research this? Look into it for yourself. All your questions will be answered.

everton looking good

so you think wikileaks made up this document in 2007 and put it on their website so it would be used a decade later in some image board conspiracy? lmao
have some respect for yourself la

fucking STATE of the 3pm matches this week

this is the problem with sky/bt dictating when matches are on. REMOVE THE 3PM RULE FOR FUCKS SAKE

Based

Enjoy ya sen la'

just enjoy it before r/nfl starts shitting up the board

Pretty based. Plastic oil mong amerilards OUT.

>it's a Woodburn and Fosu creating dozens of chances and there isn't a striker to finish them off
Any foreign user from like Belgium or anything know any good strikers that'd go to a mid-table league one club?

best post in the thread

Umm anyone noticed the Google logo is similar to the International Baby Eaters organisation?

*gets promoted*

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>Jamie Mackie missed basically an open goal hoofing the ball so high it went over the garden fence into the car park
>but it is so windy it got blown back in
lmao

why didnt West Ham score?

whenever I watch bernard or andre gomes play I'm thinking that I could start in that everton squad if I trained with them for a couple of months. manlet with no attributes whatsoever and a spastic tall dude, no wonder marco silva will be the first one to get fired

no dummy some autist saw this fake shit and after a few hits of meth thought it looked like a slice of pizza

Fosu is shit lad.

Had a shocking attitude at Charlton

Where is norway user with the webms.

To where, league 2?

Go to a game you friendless loser

because they are west ham

Idk why Brits refuse to do 8-9 pm kickoffs. It's peak comfy

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>Morecambe managing to hit the bar from a free kick in their own half

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>lolford city
bbc seething
sky seething
efl seething

how are the mighty luton doing, lads?

going tomorrow to United you spastic

Would love to have got promoted to league 1 from league 2 this season, only one relegation spot is left there

7:45/8pm kickoffs happen literally all of the time

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>Only goal in the 3 p.m.s is an og
This is what happns when you put Lestah on the Sunday

Cam on Ngubu's

Get sum fackin gowls

objectively, football can only be enjoyable if goals are scored. This is why watching city slap teams 5/6-0 with little to no resistance is the peak of football

He's doing great for Oxford though so far. Scored last game against Blunderland and is creating chances this game, but Mackie is shite. We'll see though, I hope not. A lot of players Oxford have bought have had 'issues'. Fosu with his attitude. Gorrin through laziness. Cadden being sneaky (though more USA clubs fault). Woodburn had issues I forget which.

>wikileaks is fake shit

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They've started doing them now

Lower leagues?

Joelinton will score a brace for Newcastle at the minimum tomorrow. He is lowkey a world class striker.

2 you mean, unless someone else is fucked I don't know about.

We do, midweek games all kick off at 7:45 or 8pm.

>"possession" spelled incorrectly in the broadcast graphic

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they try to not to do that since it encourages fans to get pissed all day and go to the match looking for fights

cause it's a nightmare for travelling fans, don't care if some foreign mong thinks it's 'comfy'

the efl cup is a lot of evening games too if i remember correctly

Steve Bruce, shouldn't you be at training?

this.
why cant all champions league matches be at 5pm? I want to get home for supper. Need my 8 hours!

Might get some pizza tonight

yep, most tuesdays/wednesdays during the season

Those are weekdays

Solihull Moors 1-0 Aldershot

BT had PSG vs Nantes tomorrow graphic even tho psg is playing nimes haha

Bought this neat ring with triangles on it at a boot sale and now some weird rich guy has invited me to a party

Nonce

I prepared and bought some birds eye waffles from shop earlier

fulham

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youtube.com/watch?v=DAb-bW4SHw4

I hope you're right though.

Fuck this shit league

>spl
>championship
>league 1
>league 2
>non-league

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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

>fractional
Boomer AF

It would be alright if they had the all the late kick offs be the more local games. They do the exact opposite though on the theory that fewer fans travel long distance so it inconveniences the lowest number of people.

fuck off then you twat

Nimes and Nantes are probably pronounced the same in French so it's understandable

obligatory F for Sala

WHERE'S THE GOALS?

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make me

FOY

Enjoy boring 0-0s

I think today proves that the European Superleague might be a good idea

>efl computer: let's put plymouth v carlisle on a tuesday night!

Lads, what am I watching tonight?

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Oy oy, no scoring against Bolton ok lads, don't want to be done for being a nonce

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it's a bit windy

what happened in Burnlel - Shithampton

based caprice

>Not having 4 GDP 128 GB thumb drives

Absolutely nothing

Need a late game loicense to make noise past 5 oclock.

>Everton on top but not scoring
Scrappy 1-0 win for Palace, I know it

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Got gdp, JAV and misc folders but felt like going with a classic tonight

You can never go wrong with some Lamb

>cov
>scoring
Nice joke

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Anyone up for some Isthmian League?

three minutes of pornography before hastily ejaculating with a semi hard penis?

>cunts moan about city and liverpool thrashing teams
>this is what happens when we have evenly matched games
lol

Why do Rangers' fans SEETHE so much?

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Brighton playing any interesting football? Getting bored of the Palace game and want to switch at half time

Normally we survive a few weeks on the hope. Already feel like giving up. Stopped looking at tickets on stubhub. Why can't our strikers just HIT THE FUCKING NET.

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>seething brain-dead EPL plastics because there's not been enough goals to watch on /r/soccer
>/pol/ nonce bores

Absolute state of yous. Literally go to games, or have sex.

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Sorry, this is the thread for English football.

Three minutes? Get a load of this stud

ENGLISH only.

Based

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What’s he seething about? I don’t speak Scottish?

put yer trip back on and swallow more allam dick

upload some gdp for me bro

in all sports I love/prefer defensive low scoring battles. no problem with this. specially great when a last minute goal happens. it's fun

>they and they're retarded fans

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DCL was given the #9 to boost his confidence, hopefully he grabs a goal in the 2nd half

Gonna smash you Jew cunts later

That Celtic are shit, even though they've scored 12 goals in their opening 2 SPL fixtures.

You've maybe not heard that this is Rangers' year.

Your strikers are pretty bad and the club just cannot find a decent partner for Gylfi.

Who the fuck wants to get promoted to the EPL now anyway?

Spend a season getting curb stomped by multi billion pound corporations in over priced grounds, with teams made up of Brazillians with zero atmosphere seems shit.

EFL is the bastion of proper English football

European Super League:

1. Barca
2. Halal
3. Atletico
4. Sevilla

5. Juventus
6. Napoli
7. Inter

8. Bayern
9. Dortmund

10. Ajax

11. PSG
12. Lyon

13. City
14. Liverpool
15. Tottenham
16. Arselel
17. United
18. Chelsea

19. Porto
20. Benfica

Let South American and US teams join Champions League. Maybe 1 or 2 african team if they’re good

Create a super euro League 1 as well with the likes of Milan, Everton, Aston Villa, Valencia, Roma, Copenhagen, Schalke 04 etc. with promotion / relegation system

Don't have many

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Gylfi has been fucking shit
Iwobi will take his place soon

How’s your personal life going mate?

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>having to get on a plane for away days
rather not thanks x

lmao yeah ok pal

CAM ON SHEFFIELD SCAR SUM FUKIN GOLS

bitch i am taking down these pedophiles for fucking ALl O F US

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>City
>Chelsea

Might as well let fucking Leyton Orient in while you're at it

This might be the most revolting 4channel post I’ve ever seen

>boruc
based

fuck off you plastic cunt

i mean if you time it from the unzip and not from getting a proper grip yeah

why would anyone on the planet want this

delete this posthaste

>Dumbarton
Scottish """""""""""football""""""""""""

UEFA, for monetary reasons

counterfeit Wycombe badge

Lads. I know this is not /3pm/ related so forgive me. I was informed, regularly I must say, in /trans/ this summer that Liverpool fans are not seething because they won the champions league. But all I can see today is Liverpool fans seething all over Yea Forums. What’s going on?

MOTD will be fun

Needed to wait for that sixth goal just in case someone pointed out the city game today (or any other day for that matter)

The absence of a decent striker is imo the reason why Gylfi is so much under his full potential.

>people who open crisp packets upside-down
What is wrong with these people?

this year is their year la.

Probably butthurt that they got upstaged by City yet again.

City and Chelsea have won 9 of the last 14 Premier League seasons you faggot

Who's the bloke who owns sky sports

I think he'd be keen

Kean coming on any minute now

>Liverpool
>Tottenham
Surely you need to have at least one league title to qualify for super league?

queers

viewers will plummet after the third match (assuming spurs-villa is good)

We actually look better without Mooy desu.

>poo pee arse

why are pakis phoning me asking about my "Windows Computer"?
I dont have time to listen and translate what theyre saying. Someone red pill me

You're joking right?

because they want to get your details to scam you

Still tiny clubs and you're a closeted homo for using the word faggot

>Boro
Shite

fucking hell wigan

Exciting

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look at his flag, I doubt it

>not wanking on the phone

Spent first half dominating and had 2 goals ruled off (yet to see replays so no idea if rightfully so or not)

Moment defense is tested they crumble. its like the opposite of last season

it's a european super league, not a domestic super league

True. /HTFC/ are coming back up lads

not closeted at all, I love dicks as much as pussy
checkmate faggot

all of those teams are just happy getting a point and being 39 closer to survival

not sure if this semen slurping league is for me.

Don't think Gbamin is a Gana replacement lads

need a Swindon goal for £100

mcburnie's beard is fucking grim

Remember that one QPR fan?

>da blunts

Villa will best spurs 4-3

bournememe continuing their godlike home form

What's the best thing to say to scammers?

bournemouth are never going to fuck off are they

so scrappy

Dire

fuck off

smartest post ITT

When is Howe getting a big job?

I just screamed "BREXIT" down the phone and smugly hung up

>Implying villa will concede

Big Ty, future England captain will fuck Kane up

See

>remember to buy your BT, SKY and Amazon subscriptions or you'll not get to see all the excitement and drama of the EPL.

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not until eddie meme fucks off

Watching blades match, absolutely disgusting what counts as a foul in this league. No way that was a free kick.

What part of Born Mouth are you lads from?

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FUCK OFF BOUREMOUTH

Will probably get the England job some point in his career

to be fair youre right. the only matches not worth watching at the 3pm ones

Who assisted Mepham tho?

if you want to fuck with them just string them along because whilst they are on the phone to you they aren't scamming someone else. if you want them to fuck off just say you don't have a computer

he already had a job at a bigger club and ran off crying

>twatford

please explain to me how Bournemouth, Brighton, Watford, Burnley, Southampton, Crystal Palace are more interesting than La Liga teams

Is Brighton the most left wing club in the EPL? I saw they had the highest proportion of remain voters.

Just speak with a scouse accent and they’ll know you can’t afford whatever they’re selling or you have no money for them to steal

>hertfordshire mercenaries

When Pochettino leaves for Real Madrid, or when Ole inevitably gets sacked.

Stuff happened holy shit

They actually have fans show up

Money

Shall be tuning in at 23.30 to watch these goals

Tbf I just checked there and he’s still only 41. Got another 20 years at least in him.

>sacrificing your own time to help other people
Cuck

Unironically the most middle class.
t. Brighton fan

SUDDENLY GOALS

impatiently waiting to see america's brave christian pulisic tomorrow. want him to wildly succeed unless he plays spurs

Brexit football. Lel Liga is only interesting with the big 3 playing.

Bournemouth and sheffield us a right cracker

cause they're English so fuck off

denegerates, how are your bets going?

i blame the gays

SHAN'T be watching MOTD tonight.

Money.

Bournemouth would destroy your Eibar’s, your Girona’s and your Sociedad’s.

>Brighton scoring more than one goal away from home
It's are fookin year la

>small heath winning again

>spurs v villa
snooze

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>Standing ovation and applause for a player who literally doesn't want to play

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Looks like he's in his mid 30's at most so there's still plenty of time. Either him or Dyche will get the England job without a doubt.

lol, I was just thinking the opposite now we're back in the championship, we've been getting away with some disgusting tackles against QPR.

Kevin Danso better be half decent because apart from Bednarek the other centre backs at the club are fucking garbage

every single one of those clubs would be a mid table team in la liga

You know the whos of the premier league, we don't know the whos of lel liga

WHY IS EVERYTHING A FUCKING FOUL IN THIS KEKED DIVISION

Literal cuckold team

Liverpool and Scouse scum in general are faux commies and anti-English.

you can feel their desperation

>brum going full shithouse

FUCKING HELL WOODBURN FUCK YOU. MISSED AN OPEN GOAL. FUCK SAKE.

>coventry unable to beat boltons youth team
fuck this team

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Ipswich 1-1 Sunderland

>palace fans

Liverpool literally had a Soviet flag yesterday

gagging for a Swindon goal

>sunderland shithouse another 1-1

will blunderland make it back to the championship this season?

THE KEAN IS MOIST

vocaroo.com/i/s1KQYD47wzVE

>Zaha gonna sign everton fans shirts after the game
Can't wait..

Dont forget they boo'd the national anthem in the retard cup against City. Scum, the lot of them.

>conceding to a perineum
>ipshit

Is Barnes the GOAT?

>Not watching the start of Spur's title run
You DO know it's their year, right?

theyre a bottle job

MOISTE KEAN

if this guy is half as good as he is on FM he will detory crystal palace

But he’s literally shit

Swindon scored as I posted that

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Wahey

You just know that Liverpool played first so the FA can pretend that the title race is exciting and artificially up the number of times the team in first place changed.

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there was a news piece over here a while back about a retired man who would fake being slow and senile and get the scammer to walk him through shit step by step (which he wasn't doing of course) or get them to repeat shit and at certain points he'd play a pre recorded "this call is being monitored by the FBI soundbite" and they'd hang up on him, he loved it said it was his entertainment seeing how long he could keep them on the line.

some twat from the Independant footy podcast was trying to defend it because Boris is evil or some bollocks

Just thought of a good FPL name for Everton fans.>treat them Mina, keep them Kean.

harvey barnes is, yes

Worse part is is all of Bolton's kids with a bit of talent we're all snatched up over summer. This is the under 21's b side

If he was any good Juve wouldn’t have let him go to Everton.

on one hand I like Kean and hope he does well. on the other hand I hope he flops so we get to shitpost >moise

I keep getting those WE HEARD YOU WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT

more like moist ween

Saw that. 1000 reasons unrelated to the national anthem.

Anyone else just waiting for Spurs v Villa?

waiting for Villa to btfo Spurs yes

yeah pretty much

That's pretty based.

So what, we're not Yanks. It's just a shite song.

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YES

>Southampton's entire defence is mostly garbage
>Sign one inexperienced defender on deadline day

It's going to be another long and shitty season of suffering

why do you lads hate Spurs so much?

>Watford
Absolute state

Graham Potter for England

>watford

btfo

>Hard Brexit 3-0 German poofter

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nah will just be a boring walkover

Are Bournemouth the good guys?

red card for schneiderlin

>Brighton will get relegated without the Based Black Manager, they said

Lloris, Walker-Peters, Sánchez, Alderweireld, Rose, Sissoko, Winks, Ndombele, Lamela, Kane, Lucas Moura

Heaton, El Mohamady, Mings, Engels, Taylor, McGinn, Hourihane, Trézéguet, Grealish, El Ghazi, Wesley

so just shut up, you're not forced to sing it. No need to fucking boo.

Bamadele and The Chinaman injured?

>bankrolled by some shady russian oligarch
i'm going to say no

>everyone getting bettered
losing 4-1to liverpool doesn't look so bad now

>tfw manc football gf
youtube.com/watch?v=jb6nvnMkU0c
>sissoko and ndombele together
>lamela looks alive in the preseason
>lucas legend
easy 3 points

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this is a top half team

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reminder that Marco Silva is a fraud

>No Guibert
ffs, my bench is empty then

Who are sheffields rivals

>Lo Celso and Sessegnon not even on the bench

Boo!

in the championship

Is it time to make Liverpool an Irish team?

>Watford

We're hanging on lads, we're gonna make it

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how many of these are new signings?

Might win the lottery tonight lads.

I just dunno why it's upsetting to anyone, who gives a fuck if they want to boo it?

THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE
>THE ETERNAL SHITHOLE OF STOKE

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>stoke

I'm slightly optimistic for an upset.

Based.

Yes, then we can put Para's on the streets

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>Trezeguet in the current year
what the fuck

sheffield

Solihull Moors 2-0 Aldershot

I said this time last year Potter would be England manager. Even if he is a twat he is a good manager

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They're having a break in the Hudds QPR game to get some new shorts for the Hudds keeper. Absolute scenes.

Hourihane shouted at me in a Sainsbury's once. AMA.

Where is Vertonghen?

Why is Eriksen on the bench
Where's Vertonghen

only 4/11

This one is Eygptian

Spurs v Villa:

blades versus owls, a tale as old as time

Yes? BBC did fuck loads of articles on how based Liverpool won despite no signings (they had signings) and low money spent.... but they ignored Norwich spent even less and largely ignored they were freshly promoted lads. Then City twatted West Ham, the article is still up.

Besides, LRL, why do you care? Shouldn't you be worrying about the fact your best player (Hazard) is gone, the guy who provided 15 odd goals and 15 assists. Will Pulisic replace that? You're lucky that Arsenal's new signings are all injured/out tomorrow, Bellerin, Holding, Tierney, Mavrapanos are all out. Mustafi and Elnemy might leave. Arsenal have no forwards either due to Laca etc dead.

My point is, Chelsea are gonna be fine. They'll be fighting United for Top 4. City, Liverpool, Spurs, United/Chelsea.

Derby literally buying the officials

Watford you fucking negroes

Did he Lineker himself?

nice bait

Manchester and London FC

>Spurs:Gazzanigga, Walker-Peters, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Rose, Sissoko, Winks, Ndombele, Lamela, Kane, Lucas Moura.

you watch the preseason? eriksen checked out. I just wanna know what's going on with super jan

Because Poch purges players that aren;t committed anymore

Nah, just tore them open somehow.

>Why is Eriksen on the bench
Because he's been whining about wanting to leave for the last month. Spurs need to learn to play without him asap.

>Why is Eriksen on the bench
Eriksen's clearly off.

Alli injured, Son red card.

let us win

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I can't always worry about Chelsea, you know.
Beside I can do that tomorrow easily.

>check Yea Forums
>spurs vs villa still not on

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You winning Sol?

why did he shout at you

I can't see United challenging for Top 4.

mitro

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Smelly Alli is, Son is suspended for the first two games so he also misses Citeh next week

...

Will Watford likely get relegated?

why have lots of spurs fans appeared on Yea Forums???

not criticising. support whoever you want change allegiances I dont care

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Fucking hell Stoke...

>BOURNSHIT

Everton why.

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>mememouth

BLADES

>JOKE CITY
That club is cursed.

>colin wanker

I hope the blades stay up

BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES BLADES

based LUTON

lmaooooo fuck off bournemouth

FUCKING LOVE IT

B I L L Y

>colin wanker

>pukki scores
>Sharp scores
>Villa gonna win
Bow down to your championship overlords

BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER BOWYER

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BILLY
SHARP
SCORES
GOALS

Fixed their defence, which was a major issue, they were one of the worst teams for clean sheets. Arsenal haven't improved their defence and their forwards are all injured and their midfielders are shit. Chelsea lost their best player. That leaves United.

everton are so shit

this is Palace without Zaha

solanke's come on, bournemouth guaranteed a winner now

Fucks sake lads.

United's midfield looks utter shit.I think the only way to do well with that team is 3 at the back and AWB, Shaw/Dalot as wingbacks

BAES BILLEH

This is without a doubt the best way to start the Premier League.

>Everton can realistically win the league

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Solihull Moors 2-1 Aldershot

but then why is he in the match squad at all?

Clench your youthful buttocks my Bolton boys

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>ibe
>solanke
>wilson

was that 2 years ago now?

SHEFF UNITED

What part of Chef Field are you lads from?

>sign shit english players and tell them to pass it about a bit
reckon i could manage bournemouth

How's no one snapped up Mitro?

Most brighton supporters are from sussex so definitely not

Potter for manager of month

>english players
>passing

user, I...

there's a reason why they concede a shit load of goals

>posting picture of black man drinking piss
Yep its a Liverpool+Celtic fan.

>Twatford

>neverton

money well spent

>3 goals disallowed
Wish SISU would just cause us to go bankrupt.

oy vey I don't see enough melanin on the Burnley squad

Sheffield United are unironically quite good

>Judging season long performance after one game
Most of our new players haven't even played with the team yet. Besides last season we probably would've lost that game.

Brighton and Sheffield utd to get EL lads.
Heard it here first.

been trying to make this point for some time

i thought they looked decent today, bournemouth are pretty good at home

what do i do for 30 minutes before spurs v villa?

gain height

contemplate that Lincoln City have comfortably won both their opening games and are going to be a Championship club next year

>COVENTRY

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Three points please

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>Losing 0-0 to children
You have my sympathy

Well, at least Oxford won. Should have been 2 or 3. Ah well, a win is a win.

Can't wait to watch them beat us on Tuesday night.

spurs thread

based, did a career mode with them on fifa because I like their badge

Southampton thoroughly brexited lads.

my uncle has been doing some charity work down in Zambia recently, and he took a few Lincoln City shirts down there to hand out. given how religious the country is he had a tough time explaining the Imp on the shirt.
>what's this
its the Lincoln Imp
>what is an Imp
it's like a little devil
>you follow a devil??

fair play Wednesday - better and more clinical than us today
roll on u reds

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Malaysia wanted to ban United from the country because Red Devils. Since they're Muslim and all.

lmao where did you here this
like 80% football fans here are Man U fans
it would never happen no matter how hard religious nofunallowed fanatics want it

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/7900366/Muslims-ban-Manchester-United-shirts-over-red-devil-image.html

literally one state mufti out of 14 that doesn't actually have any power
more of a suggestion really
and people know to not wear the jersey for prayers since it's not valid but other than that wear anything you like