Full kit wankers

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lmfao and it's for manti fucking te'o

The armband always gets me.

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Americans, is this phenomenon found in baseball? It just seems like it would be more acceptable for some reason.

no, just the top. no one really does this over here.

jesus

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>bullying autistic people
baka desu

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HARRY MAGUIRE
HARRY MAGUIRE

this one is based though

proper chels

>wanker
hes based

Now That's Gotta Hurt!

I cried. That was epic.

the virgin slag vs the fullkit chad

Top lad.

At least he must be happy
What about you m8 :)

You're definitely a more sensible people

Whats worse, a captains armband or shinguards?

>full kit clubbing
so cringe that its actually based

To be fair, there's a guy in a Batman costume too, so it might be fancy dress.

a manti te'o jersey is funny on its own

Is that UTV?

I will never be as happy as this man in that moment

>Maguire after Croatia loss

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This is based.

>too little ass

must have been nice when he fucked off to barcelona

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CHI

Doesn't count if they're actually on the team

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I lived in the bronx for 2 years. I used to see only people that look like that. It was a nightmare

Absolute unit.

That actually is aguero though

Callum, 17 from Gateshead

lol

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>classic one hasnt been posted yet
disappointed in you guys

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>full kit manure fan in London
makes sense

In awe at the size of this lad.

does someone have that rare pic of tyson fury wearing the full manu white kit?

I genuinely think that's the only thing he owns with an elastic quality

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Ok he obviously has learning difficulties, probably begged his dad to take him in his brand new kit.

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fucking kek

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another classic

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Literally Vila fans at 7pm tonight

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Is he a full kit wankers? Lad was probably playing some 5 a side with his Man Utd top. The socks and the shorts aren't part of the full kit.

Look at his calves and his ankles. Holy.

Peak British male performance.

>those teeth
oh god bless the eurofags

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this is propa confidence, absolute chad that lad is

looks like he kneed himself in the face lmao

Has there ever been a manager who stands at pitch side in full kit?

saw a dortmund full kit wanker last month, first time in my life
dude was in his 40s maybe, balding, kinda pudgy
it was in alicante, afternoon
thought about taking a pic but felt bad for him

Alri?

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this lad just came back from playing with the mates from work, not a full kit wanka

common sight in Lisbon subway, but usually with a Benfica or Sporting kit

He looks like the tin

the classic

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There’s something about full kit wankers that looks so wrong. They look like unclean manchildren while the actual players don’t. Could a /fit/ pull off the full kit wanker look?

More like POAK Greek performance mate.

Nope. Pretty sure the non-football pitch surroundings play a part in making full kit wankers look so off, so even a /fit/ dude would look weird.

i have the same body type... please, delete this image

casual here, why is there what looks like an M240 behind him?

chad

How the fuck they even get him in the top without him falling to bits?

is it not a fishing rod?

he was fine before the players showed up, their ambivalence to United's slide sucked his soul right out

women are allowed, different rules la

Why have you.... done this? centuries of preparation... so much good, undone...

damn, andy carroll really let himself go

kek

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Poor guy was probably happy to see players from his favorite team, and you guys go and make fun of it. I hope Rashford doesn’t lose his head in the fame, and remembers this personal experience.

Bournemouth winning
Brighton Winning
Burnley Winning
Birmingham Winning
Brentford Winning
Blackpool Winning
Bolton Not Losing

is this the power of the Letter B?

fishing rods don't usually have a bipod

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Why is his friend groping his genitals?

>tfw you pretend to be wayne bridge and spend 45 minutes feigning tears over john terry in the hope a norf slag will suck your cock in the toilets
makes me proud to be english

Here is one from a ICC meme match I attended. Bayern M

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how did you get this picture of me?

Emberrassing

trying to get his wenger out

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he somehow manages to resemble the lion, the witch AND the wardrobe

crocks in defense mode, zero openings in his battle stance. chad imo

What's even crazier is that they're wearing shin guards. What would compel a man to do this?

that was somewhat humorous, actually

cause they are unathletic or too old

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Top lel

I saw one today outside the pub. Probably lost a bet

Imagine seeing some random yank with 50lbs of cushions wrapped around him and a crash helmet. It's harder to be a FKW in America due to the amount of safety gear involved.

up the chels

What did he do to lose the captain's armband?

He looks like a little kid who's really excited to be in his new kit and wants his mum to take a photo.

hes at Manchester Airport Terminal 3 Departures lounge there

utter cringe indeed

Based.
No need to seethe.

youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU

This thread is a sad reminder. nightmares come true.

That's one giant fucking head

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If we have to believe a man is a woman because they say so we can have a man in a football kit walking around town.

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he obviously doesnt know any better, feel bad for him tbdesu

I promise this is 100% the truth.

I went on a trip to Liverpool (I live in the North-East) recently, it was the first time I'd ever been. No word of a lie, whilst I was walking near the cathedral a guy came past me in a full Liverpool kit. Also, lots of other manchildish stuff, there were tons of adults on small BMXs around.

Wisdom right here. I identify as Bill Gates so I should have access to his bank account.

the worst thing about this is that he was a liverpool supporter and the family just wanted a photo op

>captain's armband
>shinpads
fuck

requesting the cartoon version of this pic

I genuinely feel bad for Barron. Let him play guys, don't bully him.

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>(You)

he's one of "us"

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Needs more different sports.

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just how based can one group of posters be?

portuguese and brazilian posters are the best in this board no doubt

Portugal is one of the most based countries on earth

unironically muh dick

>tfw no bahía gf

I would let her wank my full kit if you catch my drift.

I thought scott brown was a bit taller.

This one was pretty based

That just Carrick m8

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Objectively false.
It's only half acceptable for children to FKW, depending on age. In your teens, you should have more than just one kit for kickabouts so you just mix. Think about it, not even in that shitty picadito with your boomer coworkers you see them.

>Canned tomatoes
>Not Bottled leagues
Wrong aisle la

microscopic feet

whats he doing with 10 cans of canned tomatoes

Big massive pot of spagbol of course

bruh his dad ran out on him and his mother long ago

obviously a stag do

I hope

where you from la

durham here

Wholesome.

Quite cute to be honest

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saved

I saw a whole family full kit-wankering the new Liverpool kit earlier. Mum, dad, 4 little kids. It was a real fucking sight. No names on any of the kits but the dad had Gerrard 8.
The kids meant I didn't sneak a pic though but yeah it is more widespread than people in other countries might think. Still rare though.

It's something that's usually unique to the city of Liverpool, occasionally Celtic which is the Scottish version of Liverpool, and people with genuine learning difficulties in other cities.

Liverpool fans are an absolute state though. You won't find a more weird set of specimens supporting any other sports team in the world. Many of them look mutated in some way or another.

wew

back when man city was cool

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Child molesting fenian bastard

>white full kit wankers: liverpool supporters
>asian full kit wankers: manure supporters
>black full kit wankers: arsenal supporters

Why is this true 90% of the time?

Live in Liverpool and the full kit thing is almost always the Norwegian fans. Tons of kids in full kit but that's just kids in their fake DHGate gear.

There's a guy who cuts about the town wearing a full kit and goalie gloves.

What would compel someone to buy a full replica kit and then choose to leave their house wearing it?

Why are black lads are so based?

The shinpads get me every time

This is what I really don't get. The shirt is enough, then the shorts are too far. But when they get the fucking socks as well they're just taking the piss.

kino shirts

I like how the estrogen he exudes natural shapes his shorts into a frilly skirt

Maybe an army fair, shot an LMG at one when I was a young lad fuck knows where and why

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>arselel customer
No mercy

i think i saw this on blacked.com

Red tag mate, must be a really good deal.

where I live I see more blacks and Asians in Liverpool shirts and more whites in man utd shirts, don’t really see arsenal shirts often even though more people support them here. i live in the south east.

A different kind of wanker happens after seeing this one :^)

needs blacked logo

B R E H S

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Confirmed next Messi, he has the autism to be the GOAT

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I'd like to imagine the players took a break to get refreshments with the fans.

How much are those helmets anyway?

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Bloody hell, I'd just stick to getting a hoodie with a College team's name/logo on it.

>Not fishing with a belt fed 7.62
You probably have the gay

I'm considering getting a replica of my alma mater's helmet to decorate my living room during college ball season, like having it sit tastefully on my TV stand shelf, but part of me thinks it might be cringe.

Nah, personally I wouldn't consider it too cringy. I have one of those mini-helmet replicas of a Pats helmet on my desk.

If you started wearing that helmet to games with a uniform to go along with it, then yeah. Yikes.

5 times la
Stay in your place chelsea incel

Looks like your average englet. Disgusting creatures

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why would anyone dress up in a full kit?

special needs

In case Salah get injured and Klopp turns round trying to find who to sub on then spots some brave Scouser ready to step up

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LFC fans are so cringe.

I know we make fun of these people but many of the adults seem to look genuinely autistic or even retarded.

>tf
>I have a replica of a pats helmet on my desk
What a fucking faggot, kys bandwagoning cunt

This is always posted, but he was launched by his peers, right?

that second impact is always so unexpectedly violent. grab the handrails man!!!

Watch the color of his pants. Look at how much dirt he picks up by the time he reaches the bottom.

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Why not? My fishing rod has a scope.

>Paki
>United

Checks out.

Is this the same kid?

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fuck i hope nobody saved a pic of my car when I went full kit wanker with the decals / license plate frame

did you happen to take a photo of it???

This is what I imagine when I think about an english person.

Why the hate? I feel like these lads are just going the extra mile to support their club. Good on 'em, I say.

Is this real?

I want to be Barons friend

me on the left

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>im sick of it

>"better dead then red" he muttered

Brazil, the land of law and order.

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i don't think you understand, that is just a picture of frank lampard.

Lampard? More like LamLARD lmao.

looks like a pajeet, learn to spot the difference mate

Me on the right.

yep, Liverpool go to the same hospital every year, often the kids support everton tho

You can get cheap plastic ones for $10-15 at the right places.

underrated

A 14 year old

these are the people who make fun of Americans. good grief

Why do girls always wear shorts too small when they're full kit wanking?

so this is hell

Poor black guy having to deal with these subhuman wh*tes

fag

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hard to tell from the outside in a pic but it looks like at least the miami fkw went full autism and got an authentic helmet. those are like $350

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lost

she's actually working promoting as roma near Castel Santangelo

keked at this

>been a Man U fan for 117 years
>dying wish is to meet some of their star players
>be told some are coming to visit you
>heart races with anticipation thinking back on some of the greats throughout the club’s rich history
>four negros show up
>despite the fact that you look like a shittier version of The Cryptkeeper, you’re more uncomfortable than they are
>die

Here's Morrissey (already a wanker) wearing a SIGNED Chivas kit..

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Autism

>has never lived there

haha

cope

>nobody has posted the GOAT
Disappointed desu lads

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I've thought of doing this ngl

To be fair, a full kit wouldn't be a terrible outfit for working out. You know, functionally.

Even the dog is disappointed

the dog always gets me

top bint top right

poor doggo

top kek
underrated

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>fucking shin pads
utter vomit

jesus fuck

He looks like he was added in the photo with Photoshop

Heading to London next week, staying in the Chelsea area.
Where do I find some pubs with proper slags lads?

on a bright sight, at least this is not a chinese escalator. imagine the headline
>escalator devours a full kit wanker

Try the local mosques; don't do anything haram though

The replies to this post finally explain something to me. You people only make fun of full kit wankers cause most of them look like goofballs/ugly/weirdos/etc. But if that's suddenly a 'chad' with a 'square jaw' then it is based.

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Why didn't he grab onto the first peg and get down? Why didn't he use his legs to soften his bump with the next one and then grab onto it and get down?

He had grippy rubber handrails on both sides if he wanted something to hold on to. He was just committed to the stunt.

that's pretty cheap. probably crap.

for me it's Saurez

For me, it's wearing your 'GERRARD 8' kit and dress shoes.

>making fun of an illness

Yeah or that, although it seemed to me that the grips were too low and would be hard for him to grab onto.

>just committed to the stunt
What a madlad

It is human psychology 101.
Better looking people are treated better.

Based autist