the season is back for us top flight nonces but already in full swing for you real football fans
Saturday 10th August
West Ham United 12:30 Manchester City
Bournemouth 15:00 Sheffield United
Burnley 15:00 Southampton
Crystal Palace 15:00 Everton
Watford 15:00 Brighton and Hove Albion
Tottenham Hotspur 17:30 Aston Villa
Sunday 11th August
Leicester City 14:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Newcastle United 14:00 Arsenal
Manchester United 16:30 Chelsea
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Championship
Saturday 10th August
Leeds United 12:30 Nottingham Forest
Birmingham City 15:00 Bristol City
Cardiff City 15:00 Luton Town
Charlton Athletic 15:00 Stoke City
Derby County 15:00 Swansea City
Fulham 15:00 Blackburn Rovers
Hull City 15:00 Reading
Middlesbrough 15:00 Brentford
Preston North End 15:00 Wigan Athletic
Queens Park Rangers 15:00 Huddersfield Town
Sheffield Wednesday 15:00 Barnsley
West Bromwich Albion 15:00 Millwall
League One
Bolton Wanderers 15:00 Coventry City
Bristol Rovers 15:00 Wycombe Wanderers
Fleetwood Town 15:00 AFC Wimbledon
Gillingham 15:00 Burton Albion
Ipswich Town 15:00 Sunderland
Milton Keynes Dons 15:00 Shrewsbury Town
Oxford United 15:00 Peterborough United
Portsmouth 15:00 Tranmere Rovers
Rochdale 15:00 Doncaster Rovers
Rotherham United 15:00 Lincoln City
Southend United 15:00 Blackpool
League Two
Grimsby Town 13:00 Bradford City
Cambridge United 15:00 Newport County AFC
Cheltenham Town 15:00 Scunthorpe United
Crawley Town 15:00 Salford City
Macclesfield Town 15:00 Leyton Orient
Mansfield Town 15:00 Morecambe
Oldham Athletic 15:00 Crewe Alexandra
Plymouth Argyle 15:00 Colchester United
Port Vale 15:00 Northampton Town
Stevenage 15:00 Exeter City
Swindon Town 15:00 Carlisle United
Walsall 15:00 Forest Green Rovers
the word on alisson is a calf injury
definitely out for the super cup, potentially a serious one
once upon a time they only started printing the league table after three match days had been played
but given the circumstances i would like to remind everyone that we are currently top of the league (also norwich are bottom)
>non league
Shan’t be posting in such a rubbish thread
You will be second this time tomorrow.
Cap this.
WHU-0 MCI-5
the pick of last night's goals for me
certainly possible but i'm predicting a big game from fabianski
i think spurs are going to destroy villa though and maybe arsenal tomorrow
bloots incoming
You niggers are ruining the sport with your fast tall big niggers upfront with 0 passing or dribbling skills 0
passing is for queer continentals
>caring about footy duringthe cricket season
#juststateschoolthings
next test is wednesday and we'll have already lost by lunchtime on the fourth day so you can enjoy both
Go watch American sports if you want tall fast niggas
Learn how to play faggot
>/epl/ & /efl/
> & /efl/
>don't include Football League fixtures in OP
Fuck you OP
just jokes lad we all love a bit of tekkers
i ran out of space innit
True but i reject the PL's and UEFA's total encoachment into the summer. CL final was in June ffs. Shan't be watching
Not as natural as nerman
He's probably has the best skills in the world
>Mesut Ozil and Sead Kolasinac are not in Arsenal's squad for Sunday's Premier League game at Newcastle because of "further security incidents".
>The pair were involved in a carjacking attempt by an armed gang in north-west London a fortnight ago. Arsenal say they are liaising with police and "providing the players and their families with ongoing support". "The welfare of our players and their families is always a top priority," the club added. "We have taken this decision following discussion with the players and their representatives. "We look forward to welcoming the players back to the squad as soon as possible."
>Ozil and Kolasinac were left out of a friendly against Lyon following the attempted carjacking, but both featured in the final pre-season game against Barcelona on Sunday. The latest incidents are being investigated by police. After the failed carjacking attempt, Kolasinac posted a picture of himself and Ozil on social media and added: "Think we're fine." In a statement, the Metropolitan Police said it was "in contact with Arsenal and will investigate any offences reported appropriately".
Turkish diaspora chimping out
nah he tries too hard
Honestly you'd take one look at Chris Wilder speaking and think he's an absolute tactical dinosaur wouldn't you.
he's just a proper english manager
omg it's WWE superstar Drew McIntyre
He's a proper good English manager too.
Billy Sharp to bag his first PL goal this afternoon? youtube.com
>/efl/
Non league out of my general
just saying, it's only quarter past nine and already i've
>showered
>shaved
>done the shopping
>done the washing up
>cleaned the kitchen
>washed the bedsheets
>gone for a run
>had another shower
>cleaned the bathroom
>watched the news headlines
>saw konnie huq on bbc breakfast
>contemplated a wank
>had circa 25 yous across Yea Forums
Ah, yes, the early riser. A based and redpilled trait.
I'm still in bed.
My gf just got up to make me breakfast in bed like she does every single morning.
Fuck you
the downside being that i'll fall asleep half way through match of the day and wake up at 3 in the morning with pins and needles after sleeping on my arm on the sofa
nice, what did she make?
good luck to all the /trans/ and /epl/ lads who are eagerly awaiting their a level results next week
Poached eggs on toast with fried tomatoes. There will be black coffee and juice (if she bought any)
Shit is cash
How did you get a girlfriend? I've never had one.
Thoughts on the Davin Ginola Confused.com advert?
this post shows exactly why /efl/ threads are so great
love it
as an aside, queen of the south is my absolute favourite football club name
i've not seen it, what's the gimmick?
black market/dark web
>it's a bit of a clown world out there, but you can rely on Confused.com
B-but /efl/ is already up....
my thoughts are that individually we're weak, but together we can be great
>Huddersfield Town: FA charges club with breaching kit rules after controversial Paddy Power shirt
>b-b-but it's not a real kit ;_; *downs a shot of piss* n-not for sale, so it doesn't count *fucks toilet bowl*
Imagine being Shitizen.
Did Huddersfield genuinely think they'd get away with that?
he's a shitposter, he thinks that if you're in the commonwealth, the queen rules over you, despite there being specific distinctions between the places she rules and the places she doesn't. he'll never admit to being wrong because he's a cunt, just be glad he's shitting up /arse/ 90% of the time with the other shitposters.
fitizen won that argument
it wasn't a real kit
Anyway, this is the team I assume Arselel will play tomorrow. Can anybody help me out? I have no idea who their FW's are. Just to mention; Pepe, Lacazette and Auba are all injured. Pepe and Auba are being assessed but not confirmed. Bellerin and Holding are injured for several more months. Tierney is injured until January (he was due back recently but got delayed by another 2 months, so I'm just assuming it'll happen again).
Other than that....
what? the dude literally posted an image of them playing a game in the kit, that is literally the definition of a real kit, nobody ever said that would be their homekit for th enew season, only that it was a real kit that they played in, which it is, they got punished for it and they played in it, you don't get punished for making a mock up image or a joke shirt, you only get punished if you put the kit on and play a game in it... which they did, making it a real kit.
how is this difficult?
>it wasn't a real kit
damn someone tell the FA
>nobody ever said that would be their homekit for th enew season
that's just revisionism
everyone knew what fitizen meant, just because he's a fool it doesn't mean you can just pretend something happened that didn't
>everyone knew what fitizen meant
Mate... I could go into the archives right now. Fitizen went
> >thinking it's real
and people said it was, he then changed to
> >thinking it's a real kit
and people pointed out they got in trouble for it. At this point he change his comment to
>I m-m-meant it isn't the first team kit!
And people regularly challenged him on that, pointing out his fucking posts. Pic fucking related. At no point did he say 'it isn't the real first team kit but I acknowledge that they played in it making an actual kit and I acknowledge that the FA consider this an actual kit and punished them for such'. He said it wasn't real. Pic. Fucking. Related. We're done here. Proxy off.
>Saturday Social - Saturdays, 9.30am: Join Sky Sports' Smithy and Football Daily's Joe Thomlinson for our new Saturday morning show that puts fans and social media in the spotlight.
fuck me that sounds awful
JOSE HAS JOIN SKY SPORTS
Yep
>Three-time Premier League winner Jose Mourinho will join the Sky Sports team as part of its biggest ever season of football.
twitter.com
maximum bitterness incoming
But cheap to make, and that's what is important.
oh definitely
will have cost them fuck all in TV terms
>all that chink shit
>all those betting sponsors
why do you care about betting sponsors if they cater for some chinks a continent away
Some think all sponsers should be the local plumbing company or chip shop
>Burnley can't find one ethnic for the diversity photoshoot
>this one polish guy bootlicking betting companies every time it gets raised
It never used to be like this, you know.
Better than gambling shit that has no connection to the country's league.
bbc.co.uk
>An investigation into the identity of a Gambian player at Hamburg has been started by German football's governing body.
>It follows a complaint from Nuremburg about the true name and age of midfielder Bakery Jatta, who played against them in a 4-0 defeat on Monday. His club's records say Jatta is 21, but there are claims in the German media he is older and called Bakery Daffeh.
>Hamburg, who play in Germany's second tier, "stand completely behind" Jatta.
absolute state
I'd reckon 90% of posters here have bets on todays matches.
>sports betting is not connected to a sports league
I'm just saying it's retarded logic
You should be happy about foreign sponsors for services you cannot use as a brit
Do you want to be influenced by advertising everyhere you go?
>You should be happy about foreign sponsors for services you cannot use as a brit
Why exactly?
>Do you want to be influenced by advertising everyhere you go?
Of course not.
>Why exactly?
literally the next sentence
That doesn't answer the question though.
but it does, shirt sponsors are advertisers
No shit. If we have to have shirt sponsors I'd rather they be domestic-based. Not incomprehensible chink shit.
>I don't want to be influenced by advertising
>But if we're going to have advertising I want it to be advertising that can influence me
THEY FLY SO HIGHHH
THEY REACH THE SKYYYY
AND LIKE MUH DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE
Season starts today lads!
Also fuck the /efl/
I said "have to have". I don't want to see shirt sponsors at all.
>No shit. If we have to have shirt sponsors I'd rather they be domestic-based
I mean yes ideally teams would be sponsored by a local bakery or whatever
>paddy power pull publicity stunt.
>fooking knobs hate what betting companies are doing with football, them sponsoring is so immoral.
>32 red sponsor half the league and bankroll rppneys wages.
>fucking based but why the fook do the fa need to get involved for!?
where has literally anyone said that about 32red
I just did nerd
Idiot
name one thing that could split this couple
Based Blades backing Brexit
Daily reminder that every single new Arsenal signing is injured and will not play tomorrow. Every. Single. One. Furthermore, Lacazette and Obama are injured. Bellerin and Holding are also injured.
Arsenal WILL lose tomorrow.
Leeds v Forest:
Based Arse and Liverpool keeping it classy
For Spurs, Son suspended, Dele injured, Foyth injured and suspended and pretty sure there's more
I didn't talk about Spurs. Newcastle unironically have one of the best strikers in the league in Joelinton. But every single new signing Arsenal got is either injured or loaned out. They lost several depth players and are planning to sell two others. Who are Arsenal's strikers with Pepe, Laca and Auba injured?
When I'm gone
When I fade away
Is the air I breathe my only legacy?
When I'm gone
pretty sure Ceballos, Luiz, Auba not injured
>Initial medical assessment on Alisson injury is a calf tear, to be confirmed by scan today. That's v. good news, as rules out Achilles rupture. Grade of tear to be judged by scan, but medic's first judgement was grade 2 - so absence of 3-6 weeks (average of a month). #LFC
there goes liverpoo title challenge
eh, possible/probable missed matches are
>Chelsea (SC)
>Southampton (A)
>Arsenal (H)
>Burnley (A)
>Champions League Group Stage Match 1
>Newcastle (H)
so there's arsenal at home and maybe southampton away? to worry about
>Enjoy the Premier League season. It might not be like this for long. The landscape of European football is about to change and when it does the English game will never be the same again.
>Plans are advanced at Uefa to transform the Champions League. The revamp will have a massive knock-on effect on the domestic divisions. The present format will continue until 2024 but European football’s governing body will lay out the blueprints next year to allow the television companies in the next bidding cycle to see what is available.
>The new configuration will feature 32 teams in four eight-club leagues. How they will be chosen is still yet to be decided. It may be on European pedigree or domestic performance in 2023-24 or a combination of both. So far so reasonable.
haha
It was already ogre for them but this now confirms it’s completely ogre.
Nope, they are. Ceballos got a foot injury. Luiz isn't fit. Auba isn't either.
>Forward Alexandre Lacazette has an ankle injury and will be assessed, along with record signing Nicolas Pepe and Mohamed Elneny. Kieran Tierney, Hector Bellerin, Rob Holding and Dinos Mavropanos are out.
They'll win all those games anyway.
Liverpool will never win the premier league. Ouch.
or we win the next four?
I would say that’s highly unlikely. It’s highly unlikely they win any of the next 4 desu
so is adrian actually any good or are we fucked?
We're not in the EU, it's fine
Looks like all non elite European clubs will be going bankrupt after this
F
didn't get picked up by any other team for a whole year
>people think Liverpool will lose any of the games that Alisson is out
They might concede more, but they'll just win 4-2 instead of 4-1. Doesn't matter anyway as the media has already run with the 'Liverpol didn't spend any more therefore you can't expect them to win everything'. They even did 'liverpool did amazing without spending anything, take that haters!' when Norwich spent even less than Liverpool.
concede 2 goals per game
Bros, why is le rough voice man crying on soccer saturday
dyche? he spends his life mithering about something
Just cannae believe Liverpool gonna win da league.
He got dropped by Wet Spam, what do you think
fabianski's decent tbf, best gk outside the top six (or pope)
It's still an absolute disgrace that the season didnt start with all teams playing 3pm Saturday
Phil Thompson
>le scouse man
could be for any reason
>dress down day for pep today
>love it
Why are people so opposed to wearing suits and ties
Why are you Tory cunts allowed in Yea Forums is the real question.
>football managers shouldn't wear suits on the touchline
So I don't listen to the suits behind the desk no more
You niggas wear suits cause you can't dress no more
Never combine /epl/ and /efl/ again.
for me, it's the english league pyramid and all its associated brilliant fans coming together in a glorious celebration of football
>5 national divisions
Could any other country in the world support this?
do other countries not? we do have quite a cute little dinky country tbf
and the big countries of the world are raping out boipussi and filling us up with their diversity. Based BoJo is keeping that tradition going by removing the immigration cap that Teresa 'Completely useless and liberal as they come' May was hardline about implementing. Based! Can't wait for Pajeet-Mgunbu-Pavard-Garcia to be my neighbour!
Fuck off you boring cunt.
Because some people are literal man children who refuse to grow up
Exhibit A:
shan't be conversing with racists
Not 5 national leagues.
Germany and France have 3, Spain and Italy have only 2. Even Scotland has 4.
regional leagues are great though
brazil does it best
Lads, whenever I watch adverts on the tele I see loads and loads of black/brown people, however, when I go outside and look around in real life, they’re simply not even there. Why is that?
because they're all filmed in London
for many advertisers London = UK
Lads I just saw an advert with only white people who do I complain to?
get a life you freaks
imagine watching adverts in the first place, let alone caring about the content of them
>Celtic have scored 11 goals in their first 2 games
a corpse could win the league title with celtic
Lenny > Brenny.
does stevie g stand a chance?
"no"
>he doesnt live in a city
sad
1st VAR disallowed goal
Man, this season is going to be good.
>inch away from goal
screaming at that var decision
what a farce
12
Rodri looks pretty great so far today. Fernandinho who?
/3pm/:
what song is playing in the background on SSN?
Svenk Sas - Todd Terje
Shall we call /epl/ off?
City won already
Dude.....
Pizzagate was real lads, check the Beeb.
>NOOO WE BEAT NORWICH 5-1!!!! WE DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY EITHER! WHAT? NORWICH SPENT EVEN LESS THAN US? NO!!! STOP IT! WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE! MEDIA! MEDIA! WRITE ARTICLES ON HOW IT'S OUR YEAH BECAUSE WE BEAT CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS THAT DIDN'T STRENGTHEN WITH THEIR PROMOTION PROFITS AT ALL! NO NO NO NO! I DEMAND VAR PUNISHES CITY CONSTANTLY! THEY CHEAT! JFT96! YNWA!!!!!!!!!!
they suicided jeffrey epstein overnight, check the news
Lads!
I came back just for this. I called it.
Fuck me, that was boring.
>Pizzagate was real
oh surprise, /pol/mongs were right again
Lmao
nah pizzagate was made up to take away attention from the real sex crimes
that and qanon are both distractions that pol fell for when the real shit is even crazier
Fucking hell that set of 3pm games are awful wtf
>Pizzagate
yes mate kids were getting raped in a pizza resturant that's where the rich do their raping not private islands
Think im gonna save them for match of the day, there's not even a real match up of two attacking sides or anything
Name a better manager in the EFL than Lee "Let's have a tear up in Maccas" Bowyer
>Didn't want the job, yet still manages to do better than most managers
>Manages to get great results without spending a penny
>Would have any other manager in a fist fight bar none
>Has a good eye for upcoming talent
>Wins away at Blackburn first game of the season
>Cares about the club and the players
>Englishman
Arse will lose tomorrow. Quite badly.
whats wrong with that dog tho
It's either arsenal win or I get to enjoy some amazing troopz and DT rants. Either way I lose nothing as a semi-neutral
AFTV is the gayest fucking shit. Its existence is an abomination. Most fan TV is. Either way, Arsenal won't be playing any of their new signings, Laca and Auba are not fit and are at risk of not playing/injured. Holding, Bellerin and Mavrapanos are injured. Kolasniac and Ozil won't play. The only FW's in Arsenals team are martinelli and nelson, both wingers/attacking mids, not strikers. It'll be hilariously bad.
For me it is hoping Villa's entire new team beats Spurs.
The world will discover Dennis Praet, in 2019
About fucking time, spend too much time in Samp
I got an 90 dollar bet on Everton winning, how fucked am i?
Why don't players who are bought during the window put into the startng team in their first game? Everton bought Iwobi and Kean and neither are in first 11.
Because you're not going to immediately start a player when they only have two of three training sessions with the team
everytime I watch EPL it reminds me of how stupid it is for tens of millions to be spent on a bunch of idiots kicking a ball around
Well what the fuck is happening with Villa then?
442 diamond converting to 433
It's like they scout using football manager. Praet was a meme player in 14 or 15, Tielemans becomes top 3 world playmaker in 16
JUST
Klopp told him to fake an injury. Just getting another excuse in early for not winning the league
I want to hug those chunks
Who cares? It's only 4-8 weeks, it just means Liverpool will win 5-2 instead of 5-1.
how close is this to the final league table?
blades looking good
saints going down
they won't play Norwich every week
ON OUR WAY BACK
Fulham.
So it'll be 5-3. I think only City scored more goals than Liverpool last year. It went City, Liverpool, Arse in goals scored. Therefore, based on this (and by order, Liverpool had like 20 more than Arse) Liverpool ahve the firepower to knock through any team. Only City and MAYBE Arse should they be even partially worried about at outscoring them. The former has a decent defence, the latter is so bad I wouldn't be surprised if Liverpool or City hit double digits against them.
In short, Liverpool aren't going to struggle because of it. The GD it'll create isn't a worry particularly either.
>Paul Merson crying earlier over Brighton sacking Chris Hughton and replacing him with Graham Potter
>Brighton win 3-0 at Watford
this is why sky should stop employing pissheads
haha
really like girls, lads!
>girl
You have a pretty cool badge desu
>tfw I made that image
Got any more?
DELUSION
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spurs were very lucky there
a repeat performance against a team who weren't lucky to get out of the championship would have seen them lose comfortably
Sadly, no. I did it quickly for a shitpost. I can make more in a bit if you want.
hey guys, i'm back. spent the day watching premier league games. was good
Villa spent 100m just to fight relegation.
haha yeah i did the same
mad
will this thread survive the night?
Will we survive the night?
have you ever been sacked? what was it like?
do you want to?
It's awkward. Your boss feels really bad for firing someone he has made friends with over the past few months, and just mumbles uncomfortably that they're terminating your employment and you have to leave. The first time it happened to me, it was such a crooked company that the boss let me stay till the end of the week and we had a weird handshake and then I just left. I think the company was raided by police a couple of weeks later, so I might have dodged a bullet there.
The second time it happened, the company had got a new CEO who wanted to make his mark on the business, so he went around promising loads of new shit. That time, we had about 20 IT guys and we only needed five or six, so I got called into a meeting room for a conference call where they told me I had to get out. I think the boss had been instructed to fire all his staff, because he was much too sound a guy to fire someone over the phone, and yet that's what he did, and his boss was also on the call, obviously watching how he did it. That was a really nice job, so I was less happy about that one.
>3 lucky goals
>getting 442oons recommendations on kikebook
twitter.com
how do people find this shit amusing in the slightest
I think I just got AIDS, lads.
>Robroyerson
Don't get it
442oons is cancer
Yes please do would greatly appreciate it user
>referee blows for a last minute free kick
>blows the whistle as soon as the free kick is taken
Why even bother giving the free kick then?
it's bonkers that it's popular at all
damn
attention seeking
Sorry mate, not slept for a few days bar bits and bobs, but here is something quick. Went for food.
>Spurs won
Well, Arselel will lose tomorrow and they'll struggle to make Top 10.
Good lad
What the fuck happened?
It was 0-1 when I stopped watching and suddenly in less than 30 they score 3?
I'm sorry, my fault
just quality shining through
villa will be alright though, tom heaton is class - possibly better than nick pope is
What time is Match of the Day?
about a bong
Will they over-react about VAR?
i'm not sure it's possible to overreact to something that is the worst thing created in human history
Not very often but tonight is one of those nights.
If Tottenham keep Eriksen, they are still a damn good team, and capable of competing if they stay fit.
City and Liverpool won't reach 95 points this season.
>The first @BBCMOTD
running order of the season: WHU/ManC, Tot/AV, Wat/Bri, Bur/Sou, Bou/SU, CP/Eve, Liv/Nor. 7 games, 21 goals. We go again. @BBCOne 10.30.
>showing the reds last
you can fuck off if you think i'm staying up for that bbc. i'm on to you
according to lineker:
"Because it’s yesterday’s news and goals have been shown on all news channels. There are exceptions with a title race etc., but It’s early in the season so too soon for it to be a pivotal game."
Leicester v Wolves.
Newcastle v Arsenal.
Man Utd v Chelsea.
Lads.
lineker touches up kids
who /tractor boy/ here
based put those cunts in their place
does anyone on real telly show efl highlights these days? or is it all sky?
>behind a 0-0 draw between Crystal Palace and Everton
wtf
It's on BBC at close to midnight, innit?
don't think so, there's something called "Britain's Youngest Football Boss" after motd, then a shit film
Gary: 'haha it's out of my hands! don't have a go at me!'
Also Gary: 'I will defend the MotD order to the hilt whenever it is questioned'
Thank the Lord for dodgy boxes.
i wouldn't know where to start
is it just a case of knowing someone who knows someone who knows how to install such a thing?
the video than adrian posted in his thank you tweet for his debut was flagged for copyright lads
MOTD thread:
On Quest at 9:00pm. Hasn't been on BBC for years.
>quest
what kind of backwater tv channel is this?
It's what Challenge used to be called, before it stopped being called challenge
What happened to Sunderland? They were in the EPL forever, and now they're nowhere in sight?
Two draws in a row. They've settled.
back-to-back relegation
now unable to do anything but draw games
spenbt all their dosh on renting goldfishes and plants for their offices
What are the biggest and best derbys in English football?
couldn't watch the game how was tangdab ndabele today?
>biggest
man u v liverpool
>best
whatever you fancy
Remember how promising everything looked about 8-9 years ago?
Steve Bruce was manager, Jordan Henderson was their "young gun", Asamoah Gyan was their main man doing a good job up front, they beat the reigning champions Chelsea 0-3 at Stamford Bridge. Everything was looking so promising back then.
Where did it all go wrong?
ellis short
great desu
>Asamoah Gyan is a 33 year old free agent now
Was at the spyrs game lads right next to the AV stands. They were fucking us off and kept slagging one of our lads by saying he had a man city flag and trying to give him 20 quid (too far away to know the details though). Was amazing the comeback we had. COME ON SPUDS. threw awaymy ticket by accident but cd show u my dads ticket but dont wna coz have nothing to say to the lad.
Pic is against inter but im one of the lucky ones with both the time and money to see every spurs game. also saw some americans. hate the faggots.
you sound drunk lad
I drink at every game i go to. so what? Just came back from out.
just saying you sound pissed
What the fuck are you trying to say?
there were pissed lads at the game.I saw a man vomit onto the floor on a fucking busstop. at 7pm. And you chastising mw for being pissed at 1am on saturday.You need to get out.
Just giving a memoir account abd thought you might wanna pic but lost my ticket so showed a previous pic. Just saying great game and was sat for first and maybe only time in my life directly next to the away fans literally last seat. I was face to face with the fucking cunts. They were so loud for like an hour and fucking slagging us off till we scored so they bowed their heads and submitted. almost some fights brokw out. the old boys were slagging em off then the av fans tried to jump the barriers but stewards stopped em.
>And you chastising mw for being pissed at 1am on saturday.You need to get out.
not chastising at all
just saying facts
when you wake up tomorrow you'll look at this and think "what the fuck was I on last night"
What does this bit mean in particular?
>They were fucking us off and kept slagging one of our lads by saying he had a man city flag and trying to give him 20 quid
And what do these phrases mean?
>fucking us off
>slagging one of our lads
erm i really wont unless yoy can point out somin embarassing...
How is that not understandable. Youre far too up your arse so fuck off. You shouldnt be on sp. youre one of those kids that got into football because you liked football manager or some shit like that. you probably dont even have a team. Im talking english footballese and youre clearly a posh twat.
Hello is this /drunk/?
Don't start with me, just clarify your post
tbf you know youre being unnecessary and bitchy. dont know why but its not necessary.
neither herring nor vodka in this thread buddy
>>slagging one of our lads
Making fun of one of their players
>>fucking us off
Provoking them with insults
not that hard to get desu
I just want to know what this means
>saying he had a man city flag and trying to give him 20 quid
(Not him btw) spurs fan took a city flag as a trophy after the CL QF in which they beat city. Villa fans making fun of him and trying to buy it for £20, or maybe they thought he was a city fan and they were making fun of their oil money
(him) this is an example of someone whos not retarded
my only apology was that it was a scarf not a flag but hey ho
Thanks for explain
Just reyt happy for him tonight lads. Look at what it means to him.
Who do you miss in the Premier League more, Sunderland or Bolton?
>Jurgen Klopp told to make Premier League title sacrifice by Liverpool owners
>Regular trips to Wembley for Liverpool fans could be a thing of the past after manager Jurgen Klopp has been told to downgrade the FA Cup and Carabao Cup.
>Anfield’s owners believe that a hectic schedule, which this season includes the UEFA Super Cup and FIFA World Club Cup, has no room for a concerted challenge on the two domestic trophies.
well maybe you should have bought us some more players lads and we could have gone for the septuple
will pulisic start for chelsea today?
both grim clubs, but probably bolton because it was easier to get to
SoL is a nice ground though
Yeah, who else would take his place? Willian and Shitson are injured
eid mubarak lads
absolutely based
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I'll quit watching football if they win the league. Champions League was bad enough. I couldn't deal with it if they won the PL too...
Fake news and embarrassing getting the excuses in this early
Barcelona should've won if only their manager wasnt a fucking retard. And I hate Barcelona but them winning another cl is 100 times better than a subhuman shithole scouse city celebrating
>this is the managers fault
It is, because they fell asleep and that's not something Pep for example would ever stand. Suarez, Cuntinho, Alba, Dumbele all missing easy goals that Messi served on a platter
Wish Messi would join another club who isn't being run into the ground so that team can fuck off
Managers are generally irrelevant, you can swap them and nothing really changes. See all the midtable and bottom teams switching around their managers.
that's why they're midtable and bottom teams
No, they are midtable and bottom teams because they can't afford to pay the same wages that richer teams can.
FFP was also introduced to make it harder to climb the ladder, together with how teams are selected for televised games.
It's more about not having a bad manager than about having a great manager
Also managers help attract good players to the club and they have a say in long term shape for them
hulldailymail.co.uk
>“My Dad explained we text friends the score. The man said if we continued to do so we’d be ejected from the ground."
>“When we asked why, he said there’s trouble with people notifying betting companies/or gamblers of events at a match so they could cash out/make a bet void."
>"So basically he was assuming I was some sort of gamblers informant at the KC Stadium (when I was just texting my girlfriend dumb stuff about Tom Eaves’s hair).”
Modern football, everyone.
The audaciousness of this is incredible, you have to respect it
I think there's a weird Freeview channel that has Football League highlights now. It might be Quest or something like that.
>tfw Yeovil are now in the Conference so I won't have any reason to watch even if I wanted to, for the first time in over 15 years
There was a BBC docu about thick deanos wasting away their benefits on betting, but one guy showed the loophole in realtime betting to screw over the cunt bookies. More people do it the better they can't stop it
I saw a thing about that on TV a few days ago. It's called courtsiding when they do it in tennis. The aim is to report a result before it gets passed to the betting companies, so you can bet on a literal sure thing a few seconds before they know it happened and make money. No way in hell would you be able to do it via text message, though.
Hey, you saw it too! Based!
Saw it but it basically shows that unless you’re willing to beat the bookies professionally then there isn’t really a way around it.
Why doesn’t he just focus on the champs league. Liverpool are never winning the premier league.
Haha
Why is the EPL so shit nowadays? More money than ever but shit teams
Tbf etiopian football have always been shit
>No Cardiff
>No Swansea
Finally we can call it the EPL again, at least until Wrexham become a PL team
scousers do not consider themself english so there are 2 nonenglish teams in the league
no you can't though
Wrexham aren't even in the FL, lad. And never will be again.
>red kit
>red face
>red hair
The fullest of full kit wankers
AND HE DID
Did he run the kid over or something
Silly cunt ran into a lamp post chasing after Salah's car when he left Melwood.
yeah that's definitely what happened and not mo salah beating up some random kid and posting a victory picture with him under duress
>tfw you get run over and die 3 days later of unforeseen internal complications but its okay because your hero was the driver
No, that's genuinely what happened: liverpoolecho.co.uk
>trusting the echo
Obviously not ITK. Consider this
>kid 'runs into lamppost'
>Epstein 'kills himself' the next day
You're telling me you can't see a pattern?
This was the worse meme of 2018 and I was glad we had dropped it.
nu
For me it's watching House on Paramount Network.
Lad, don't be a plank.
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Dudeeeeeeeeeee the game hasn't even started yet and I shan't be watching Newcastle win, since it's a foregone conclusion.
Haha yeah definitely what happened!
see
Don't be a tinfoil mong.
I know this is the chan but sometimes people like me makes jokes
did you hear that salahs wife fell down the stairs AGAIN! Haha she's so clumsy
sadly in these times reality and humour have warped with each other to become completely indistinguishable
I'm bringing it back one offensive joke at the time
Don’t reply to fat welsh 190
yeah haha, did you hear that she's into roleplay in the bedroom, haha, you hear her screaming 'no' and 'stop' and 'i don't want to' but you know everything is alright when she stops and and hear 'you know i love you' from salah, haha, good one. she's a minx!
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This is fucking horrendous.
Haha salah is such a fierce lover! I like she such a good muslim covering all her body so we never see the burn marks all over her body
>Tottenham defender Serge Aurier wants to leave the club, with AC Milan and former club PSG both interested in signing the 26-year-old Ivory Coast international. (Mail)
Disgusting
>watching Arselel-Poocastle over based Wolves
Leicester v Wolves thread:
What does that add to the viewing experience? How is that enjoyable? How is seeing a 1998 graphic test demo of 'how games may look in 2000' something that makes me enjoy the program more? Did they forget to spend their production budget? Is the spare money that Gary Linkekar getting less pay end up paying for? I mean he is a based equality anti-racist liberal, so he would surely have taken a pay cut.
Like one of the comments says, what's wrong with an actual set? The old setup was far better.
This just looks awful.
If the set ended up showing graphics of movement and positions of where the players were to highlight their movement or defensive issues or positioning or 'what they should have done' style thing, fine. But if it's meant to be 'atmospheric' then it is just gash. I mean it is just a greenscreen, which won't be too expensive and it's a terrible graphic model so it won't have cost much. This screams of 'we had it spare and we have to use it somewhere'.
Welcome....
to the FUTURE
>some boomer ordered this but finished the sentence with 'but it can't cost a lot of money'
>epl starts up again
>South East Asia, East Asia and South Asia flags pop ''''randomly'''' start posting
Whoa.... no fucking explanation here, lads!
I really wanna see Pepe today
He's not playing. None of the new players are.
he's on the bench right?
Hi. Who watching the today's true kino? Leicester v wolves?
Yeah but I don't see him coming on
BUT I WANNA
t. plastic
>tfw no repositry of Norf memes I can check ones I don't have
>tfw I made a Midul one that nobody saved
>tfw I had a friend make me one and it became the face of the meme entry in KYM
Wolves have a lot of interesting players like Dendoncker and Jota.
So do Newcastle, but they're not playing them. Joelinton is, for me, world class but needs better support.
Defoe still scoring
PEPEPEPEPEPEP
>average iq is decreasing
>footy is ever more popular
Correlation
Against Scottish drug addicts
And he did sweet fuck all. Why do you even like him? Arsenal were playing like they were in a cup final. Their same issues appeared. Losing the ball in their half, losing the ball during attacks, sulking when the pass didn't go off, not playing to the whilst when it's clearly not been given and staying on the ground, unable to pass through deep defences, no flair, positivity or anything. Defence a shambles.
I maintain they won't get Top 6 because of this but perhaps seeing them with their '''''best''''' team will change my mind. If you can only scrape 1-0 against Newcastle, even with your best striker and record fee FW on the pitch, then, well... you're fucked. Furthermore, Martinelli's first touch as an Arsenal player (senior debut) was to give the ball away. Yeah he's the solution kek.
Also I am aware you were only talking about Pepe but rant time.
I'm exited to see him play lad. I't not like I follow über eats closely
>Newcastle being relegated for the third time this decade
>At Liverpool Magistrates' Court, he admitted racially/religiously aggravated intentional harassment.
This is the key, lads. Never ever admit if you've been done for 'hate speech', if you resist to admit they have to PROVE you intended to cause offence, which takes time and money, something the courts don't want. If you do it and admit they give you a fine. They don't want to take it to court and the cost of it. Don't speak to anybody without a lawyer etc etc. I'm not supporting his shit but every time somebody is 'done' for hate speech it is because they admit it.
for me, it's just not being racist scumbag in the first place
Looks like Palpatine's office in the Star Wars prequels
for me, it's respecting human rights to allow people to say what they want without governmental punishment; something the USA holds to such a degree they made 'hate speech' laws illegal and unconstitutional. weird huh?
>The More Corrupt the State, the More Numerous the Laws
yeah you're right let's become more like america
>tfw an American was shot near me
In that regard, yes. Civil liberties are key. The only saving grace is this country doesn't (yet) have a armed police force. It does, however, stamp on peoples ability to voice opinions as every day something will 'offend' somebody. I get offended seeing shit like Love Island on TV; I just don't watch it. I get offended being told it's OK to be fat by adverts, then the very next one is about losing weight. I get offended by history being changed to match up with a 'perfect' world. For example, there is an advert on Channel 4 telling me that it is wrong to believe that heterosexuality is the default. I don't care who you want to fuck, I do care being told that small % of the human population are vastly more numerous than they are AND THEN being punished if I dare say this in a public forum.
If you don't get the irony over the fact the UK arrests people for authoritarian comments online and punishing them for authoritarianism, then you're beyond hope. It's nice to pretend this country is perfect and fair, but it truly isn't. It doesn't matter what I say since I cannot stop it and neither can you (not that you apparently do). Apathy is the motto of day to day life, pretend you don't care, pretend it doesn't matter, ignore the slip into a political situation that governments claim to despise and hate but are doing the exact same fucking shit.
1984 was suppose to be a warning; not a fucking guidebook.
>It's nice to pretend this country is perfect and fair
who the fuck does that?
actually lol'd irl when i switched to this tab for the you and saw the sheer GIRTH of this post
absolutely shan't be reading that
pretty scary did he dieded?
Vast majority of the population but nothing happens about it. There is no protests, no fighting back. People turn on the footie, down a can of Carling, eat a chicken tikka and wonder if Ngubu will score a goal or not.
And your head just went further into the sand. Grow up.
His fat absored the bullet but he dropped his McDonalds
Based
>no protests, no fighting back
go on mate arrange a march on Downing Street for the right to say nigger and hate gays
>dropped his McDonalds
I reckon he'd rather dieded than that happening
If somebody goes 'fuck off faggot' to you, you might feel hurt, but you can say 'fuck off cunt' back. Nothing HAPPENS if people say something horrible to you. I don't think people should insult others for being different, I don't want people to either, but people should be able to do so and people should be encouraged to be pleasant and kind to others through social work rather than threatening to send them to prison. You know, like it happens in USA. If the UK announced Human Rights no longer applied here, I wouldn't care, but there is no specific sub-clause going 'unless it offends people'. It says that the government has no right to punish people over what they say. That happens. Therefore it does not exist here. Neither does freedom of expression (you can't create certain things, various porn fetishes are banned etc etc), access to the internet is a human right and the UK shuts down 'troublesome' sites despite research stating the issue they cite is wrong with them is false.
If you don't understand the problem and where it leads, I can't help.
>yeah you're right let's become more like the most successful country the world has ever seen
haha yeah those niggers and gays innit
You know by replying to him like that you are just admitting defeat, right?
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
ok him. No one wants to read your essays on how unfair it is you cant moan about brown people on twitter
>zoomer
You clearly read the essays, or at least took the precious time out of your day to reply to him with a racial slur
I now remember emerson
what the hell happened to this thread
Someone remembered Emerson
twitter users
>mouyes
you should see the man u chelsea match thread
big match threads are always AIDS
what's the point of the match threads
if you're watching the game then you're not shitposting
>what's the point of the match threads
to spam insightful stuff like PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI
Ideally should be containment threads and a parallel /comfy/
i like it when there's animals at half time
I'm a fan of slags but don't enjoy the fast match threads
well that's the Lampard meme over
>chelsea
the pulisic effect
america BTFO
>Lelsea
is bex the best current premier league wag?
zinchebko's bird is iirc
meh she's okay
prefer a darker lady personally
>you now realise Dortmund have even already got a replacement for the marketing bucks
nah
the meme has just begun
Pogba has officially been unlocked lads
happy for daniel james tbqh
can lampard save chelsea from relegation lads?
>Flopp
Yes, by resigning
How long until this season over lads
well at least you have liverpool to look forward to
I could pretend that Chelsea were shit on purpose tonight
bargain
bit of a slab head innit
>was top of the league for 1 calendar day
>was second in the league for 1 calendar day
>can't even get top 2 after the opening weekend
KLOPP OUT
>beating Chelsea 4-0
United are now as good as Bournemouth
C O P E
Lads. Where were you when united game BACK?
Well I have now seen our Billy bag in the Premier League so you can just go ahead and automatically relegate us now if you fancy.
big chris will keep your lot up easy
I think as a general rule we're being massively underestimated but not going to stick me neck out and say we're going to stay up just yet. Think we will be competitive in the relegation battle though, and probably playing the best football in the basement to the ire of everyone who still for whatever reason thinks we're a hoofball team of thugs.
>to the ire of everyone who still for whatever reason thinks we're a hoofball team of thugs
They don't understand Wilder's achievements, that's why.
A man who's achieved 3 promotions in 4 years at 3 different levels is not a bad manager whatsoever.
>3 promotions in 4 years
>not even 4 out 4
pleb desu
Teemu pukki is a god and will rule all of you. Get on your fucking knees.
That said, Pukki.
:DDD
>inbred delusion
what do chelsea need to do to ensure their survival this season?
Why the fuck would Lampard go to Chelsea, there's no way this will end well
you definitely would if you were him
it's too good an opportunity to pass up
Hire a manager who is more proven at Championship level
PULIS TO CHELSEA HAPPENING
He's a hero there, this can only ruin his reputation. This is worse than Shearer going back to Newcastle the second time
Did Ole and Frank play against each other, or were they different generations?
Ole dominated him a few times yes.
they must have done
Trips confirm 20legend will dominate the league this year
>United won't finish in Top-
Imagine... just IMAGINE, being ABU in 2019.
City
Liverpool
Spurs
United
Chelsea
Wolves
Arse(maybe if 100% fit)
As an aside i always think of Sheffield as Middul because they use "mardy" too
Sheffield is midul as fuck
Its Yorkshire so it can't really be middul
>South of Manchester.
It’s midul
not him but you're a fucking retard, he's a twat for bringing it in here but this has nothing to do with that, also, funny, you're the one using racial slurs, he's said nothing of the sort.
Who /juanmanlet/ here?
barely and its level with liverpool
1. Spurs
2-20 LMAO WHO CARES
Sheffield is where norf begins. It is the border.
>Liverpool.
Not relevant.
sag a* has a feed on something lads, like a star or a massive gas cloud
Based
Well is liverpool norf or middul?
Revised predictions after opening games:
>top 4 (in order)
>relegation(in order)
>5 top scorers and number of goals
>PFA player of the year
>PFA young player of the year
Daniel James is a white Ngubu. What do we call those types of players?
Liverpool is not england so who cares?
Even as a neutral I have to say I fucking love Sharp. Elite bagsman. Constantly dabbing on doubters. Little ball of muscle. Amazing awareness and positioning. Top shithousing. Always in the right spot. Now scored at every level of the professional game and doing it for his boyhood club. Most prolific striker in the English game this century.
-> PFA player of the year : Kane
PFA young player of the year: Ndabele
>Midul
Premier league legends
Solskjaer retired 2007
1-4: City, Liverpool, Spuds, Chelsea
17-20: Newcastle, Wet Spam, Norwich
1-5: Salah (25+), Kane (25+), who cares....
Pukki
Some shitter in the middle teams
>Pukki player of the year
>Norwich 20th
goalscoring starts for all our golden boot hopefuls
who's going to get it? i still think salah
>top 4 (in order)
City, Spurs, Liverpool, United
>relegation(in order)
18 Sheffield 19 Palace 20 Norwich
>5 top scorers and number of goals
Salah 26 Kane 25 Sterling 23 Auba 23 Rashford 22
>PFA player of the year
KdB
>PFA young player of the year
Rashford
My bet would be Salah. Can see Sterling being up there though if Pep sticks with Mahrez Jesus Sterling. They looked so fluid yesterday it was amazing
for me, it's Marcus Rashford.
For me, also, it’s Marcus Rashford
>Barbados Liverpool customer saying a United player winning anything
Fucking hell, didn't think it could get MORE grim.
Just give it to Liverpool
>top 4 (in order)
United city spurs arsenal
>relegation(in order)
Newcastle Sheffield Soton
>5 top scorers and number of goals
Rashford 28
Martial 23
Kane 23
Jesus 23
Aubameyang 22
>PFA player of the year
Rashford
>PFA young player of the year
Daniel James
Embarrassing
>have to go to fucking Turkey to play Chelsea
Just move the final to Old Trafford or something, there's no need for this shit
Ok. Have it. It’s not as if anyone cares about this trophy.
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but you wouldn't say it to my face, or my gang.
or Baku
>It’s not as if anyone cares about this trophy.
awful mentality
Premier league >>>>champions league>FA Cup>Europa League>>>>league cup>club World Cup >>>>charity shield>European super cup
how can it be below charity shield when the charity shield uses friendly match rules
Kek
Yes I would, if you threw a punch over that then you're a cunt who should be locked up.
Exactly. That’s how shit it is
>curse word
ohh big man..
You’re hard
cope
seething
How did anything I say make me 'hard'? Jog on.
Good thing you're a customer in another country then, innit? So invested in a club, you'd throw a punch over simple banter.
The real issue is starting the league 3 days before this cup. The fa could have just waited one week.
>customers pretending they're part of the culture
fucking hell this is grim, why is /epl/ 90% JF's these days?
how? super cup is a valid trophy
it only seems irrelevant because you need to win a bigger cup in order to to compete for it
why does eveyone still think sheffield united are going down?
to make you SEETH
fuming
why?
Any type of supercup is an exhibition match
BOILING
or Madrid
it isn't though, only the charity shield works like that
It’s irrelevant because nobody cares. I can tell you last few charity shield winners off the top of my head. Super cup I have no idea, I’d be guessing at all of them. The only memorable one ever was the Flacao one
United is a club without borders you dumb Paki slut
I assume the Super Cup winner is always the CL winner. Too lazy to google and check
Exactly. Who even cares who is playing? Less people watch it than the charity shield
So I caved and googled. Blue is the CL winner, Green/Yellow is the Uefa Cup/Europa League winner
why do they keep playing these in backwaters where its going to be a long trip for whoever realistically will be playing?
Uefa corruption and bribes, I assume
money and bants
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