why does bayern think the player will still be interested a year later when they treat him like trash? hmmmm also, why is bayern always so confident a player will definetly come the next year, they’ll just have to snap their fingers (Havertz etc.) hmmm?
Noah James
because players are retards
Xavier Lee
mia san mia = mia san family bayern is the nicest employer in football
Eli Hill
Doesn't matter. Even a retard knows that chances of playing are much higher when a club pays 75m for you than when they get you for >free.
John Perry
what about Juan Bernat?
Jacob Allen
they let him leave for pennies
Matthew Butler
>Klimakämpfer wurde geprellt >Aachen - Der Student Jannik-Sören Schestag (24) hatte für Sonderzüge zur europaweiten „Fridays for Future”-Demonstration (FfF) am 21.Juni in Aachen mit ererbtem Geld mehr als 70.000 Euro ausgelegt und sich zur privaten Haftung bereit erklärt. Doppelte Enttäuschung: Die Züge waren nicht so gefragt, wie geglaubt. Schwerer dürfte aber wiegen, dass die FfF-Organisation sich weigert, Schestag trotz Einnahmen seine Auslagen zurückzuerstatten.
Why does this remind me so much of Buyern and their new policy of loaning top players and maybe buy them after 1 or 2 years?
Angel Edwards
In a system like buyern I think that Werener is stronger on the wing, so he should get some playing time. Also if buyern know how to sell such a transfer right they could do some damage control a la "granate for the wing and up front. haha haters".
>also, why is bayern always so confident a player will definetly come the next year, they’ll just have to snap their fingers (Havertz etc.) hmmm? you mean how is bayern STILL so confident, they just have the snap their fingers. after that humiliating begging episode this year a little humility would do tm bauern good. just like the hsv their hubris will bite them in the ass.
Robert Thomas
(you)
1) 2 week old news 2) not /bundes/ related fuck off
Joseph Walker
how mentally retarded do yo have to be to have retarded frog posters saved on your computer, posting them and typing like a 5 y.o. girl
so you only post you’re off topic childish/girly shit to get a rise out of others? was ein erbärmliches leben. geh mal vor die tür, finde freunde, hab 6. aber hör auf eine dumme fette sau zu sein.
>Guardiola: "Sané hoffentlich im Februar oder März zurück" I didn't really follow the whole Sane saga, but I didn't expect him to miss almost the whole season. WEW
Gibt's irgendwo noch Radio wie 90/11 oder Sport1? Kein Bock vor Glotze zu hocken mit nem Billostream
Jaxon Thomas
Not a fan of these football documentaries desu. I mean Pep is a great and interesting coach and all, but pretending that dominating the league while throwing money around like a madman is some larger than life achievement, is pretty dumb.
you’re like those guy on Yea Forums who post some unrelated /pol/ or cuck shit and „make it on topic“ by posting „movie about x/for this feel?“ guess what: it’s still not on topic
Elijah Gutierrez
surgery on your acl gives you 7 month where you can’t do sports period. then you’ll need time for training and finding your form etc
Connor Evans
go cry to your janny friend, cuck boy
Ryan Hughes
go away /deutsch/ poster
Aaron Parker
hopefully he's fully fit again for the Qatar WC.
Cooper Sullivan
i will :)
Cameron Hughes
he will never be the same again
Nicholas Nelson
damn......
Noah Perry
cause he'll come back even better
Luis Harris
>/pol/ or cuck shit That's pretty contradicting but whatever. And: no, I never been on Yea Forums.
but okay, Jannik-Sören
Daniel Stewart
good morning /bundes/ this thing is happening next month and I signed up /bundäs/ to participate in it. The roster needs a lot of work from last time /bundes/ participated, I would appreciate some suggestions for it. We need to replace all TBD's on the roster (Starting GK, starting CB and 4 bench players). For the team music, the bundesliga anthem it the...anthem, the köln anthem is the victory anthem, gladbach's horn is the normal goalhorn, wir sind schalker if >Schalke scores and the 08/09 bayern goal horn if buyern scores, we can change that up aswell if there are better suggestions. Hope you will have fun with it, unfortunately it usually happens during mätchdäys but I still hope some people are interested in watching it.
won't be supporting any board culture as long as we are autosaged
John Sanchez
Durchfallanon = worst poster ever
Samuel Martinez
1)i didn’t say your from Yea Forums, i just said your just like those on Yea Forums. you don’t have to live in a retard betreute wohngruppe to be a retard. 2)i said „or“ not „and“, there are both sides which post off topic shit like you
nice reading comprehension, retard. hab mal 6, du fette sau
Ryan Flores
still forcing durchfall, what a sad sight
Elijah Thompson
>Eindhoven an Ribéry interessiert The domino to get Bergwijn
Caleb Murphy
What about Fatze (I'm felling well and getting fatter everyday) and Rolex Kalle (Beschissen, RESPEKTLOß, Die würde des Menschen etc.)?
Austin Miller
Fatze = Gib Mir Schoki Rolex Kalle is a good suggestion, he can play side by side with Hoeneß who is already on the team
Ethan Green
It's not the most original idea, but why not just go for Noier as GK?
Nolan Brown
The roster should be 23 relevant /bundes/ memes if possible
Brandon Hall
koan neuer
Charles Cook
just typing out what comes into my mind lelverkusen, Nailsmeme, quack posting, >autosage at post 495, /ulle/ posting, the taktik turbo autismo
as I said, I was only typing out what came into my head. lrn 2 read
Angel Wright
>Ivan Perišić did not travel with the Inter squad to Valencia for tonight’s friendly. That would be a further sign that the Croatia international is on the verge of a move to Bayern (SkySport)
This is not final. Toprak only when he transfers to Werder. I know I have a literally who in goal, but I don't really give a fuck, cause he's a starter. I'm not sure about Embolo, though. I expect a lot from Gladbach this season, so he has the potential to be a Granate, but could also turn out as a flop. Maybe Thuram is better? He costs 0,8 LESS.
seems like durchfallanon had some durchfall again hahaha what a cuck
Gavin Gonzalez
>you now remember the /bundes/ comunio group interesting idea, but comunio is just retarded desu
Chase Gray
'ate eintracht 'ate frankfurt love fussball 2000
Jaxson Ross
>san wait, is round-s allowed on the start of a word? >Die Fraktur unterscheidet zwischen zwei Varianten des Buchstaben »s«. Das lange s (»ſ«) kann nur am Wortanfang und im Wort erscheinen. Am Silben- oder Wortende wird das runde s (»s«) (oder Schluss-s) geschrieben de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraktursatz
hallo specki! geh mal trainieren, bisschen schultern auf und bauch abbauen
Joshua Taylor
oh shit thats actually good one I forgot taktik turbo autism out for WENN SIE WÜSSTEN
Justin Wright
yes
Parker Brown
>wenn sie wüssten wen wir gerne hätten
Ian Rogers
thx
Nolan Gutierrez
embolo is shit
Kevin Jackson
WENN SIE WÜSSTEN WER UNS ALLES ABGESAGT HAT
Gabriel Russell
wenn sie wüssten bei wem wir mal vorsichtig angefragt haben
Ayden Bailey
get thuram insted of embole and switch in steffen for zingerle
Josiah Barnes
Why isn't Buyern growing it's own premium Nachwuchs? Are bavarians too lazy for football?
Sebastian James
Wenn sie wüssten bei wem wir alles angerufen haben und keiner rangegangen ist
Wyatt Sanders
Is Steffen good? I see that he is a mutt, so he is probably a fly catcher, no?
Levi Martinez
it’s that mia san mia mentality
Lincoln Rivera
you don't need a good NLZ when you dominate the league and can buy almost every player of your league. Müller and Badstuber where the last Bayern players that made it into the first XI. Not counting Kroos and Alaba, because they probably haven't even spend a full year in Bayerns junior teams
Nathan Harris
Wenn Sie wüssten, wie oft wir in /bundes/ scheiße schreiben.
David Powell
he looked pretty good in preseason. he's a hundred times better with the ball than rensing at least. and rensing got 100 points in the managerspiel last year.
should be a better pick than zingerle at least.
Jeremiah Johnson
i know a steffen, he’s a fucking retard
John Price
Bayern blitzte offenbar mit 28-Mio.-Offerte für Olmo ab
Dominic Williams
When I switch out Embolo for Thuram I could also get Flo Müller from Mainz in goal for 2,6. To me he always looked promising. This helps. Tkanks, fren
Jace Peterson
Coach, let me play.
Easton James
müller would probably be the better pick then,because he's already proven.
Cooper Kelly
>"Bayern hat die besten Scouts der Welt..." translated: Bayern has the best clowns in the world
Elijah Kelly
Es ist ein Zeichen der Zeit, dass ein Herzblutfussballer wie Grosskreutz, einer der den deutschen Spieler als Archetyp wie kein anderer verkörpert, in den unteren Ligen versauern muss, während die Bundesliga immer weiter vernegert. Wo sind denn die Spielertypen, die die Identifikation mit ihrem Verein ermöglichen? Kein Ramos, keine Liverpooler Recken und auch sonst keine Bereitschaft, das letzte Prozent aus sich raus zu holen in Sicht.
Tyler Allen
>buying dirtmund rejects kringel
Justin Lewis
wenns die neger halt besser spuiln, joa mei
Christian Brown
>hello yes we would like to buy that player but only for an amount far under the realistic asking price in the current market and the desperate situation we bayern are in, that sound swell? sign here please wtf is bayern doing, stop those retarded alibi offers what the hell. if you wanna buy someone buy him. you’re not in the position to haggle nobody wants to come to your shit club, so they won’t harass their employer to accept your stupid offers. fuck off already. everyone knows you need players nobody will gift you anything. you’re absolute retarded jokes. if i was a buyern fan i would be ashamed ASHAMED
Adrian Ward
ich hab lieber neger als dumme durchschnittlich begabte hohlidioten wie großkreutz, danke.
Josiah Peterson
needs more Aue DNA
Juan Phillips
Und deshalb werden Bundesliga teams auch in Zukunft keine Titel gewinnen.
Levi Baker
Duisburg/Mailand - Yusupha Yaffa sorgt erneut für Schlagzeilen. Laut der italienischen Zeitung "Gazzetta dello Sport" erwartet den Stürmer ein Verfahren wegen Urkundenfälschung in Italien.
Dem Fußballer aus Gambia wird vom AC Mailand Urkundenfälschung vorgeworfen. Yaffa habe bei seiner Einreise 2009 nach Italien ein falsches Geburtsdatum angeben. Demnach soll Yaffa sein Geburtsjahr auf 1996 gelegt haben, obwohl er eigentlich wohl schon 1987 geboren wurde. Somit wäre er bei seiner Einreise 22 gewesen, gab aber an er sei erst 13 Jahre alt.
Blake Moore
you people won't be laughing anymore, when Perisic gets 20 goals next season
Logan Edwards
Kroate = Granate
Modric and Mandzukic Granate-Kroate next
Zachary Jones
>someone on tm just linked a Pepe meme Surreal desu
Wyatt Diaz
Neger spielen nämlich nur in Deutschland. Muss man wissen, weiß aber wieder keiner. Die Spanier und Engländer setzen auf Vereinsebene nämlich ausschließlich auf Großkreutz-Pendants.
Yeah of course, Sören. We know you want more negers.
Connor Lee
this
William Bailey
Die CL Gewinner der letzten Jahre hatten alle Spieler, die sich mit ihrem Verein identifizieren und dies auch auf dem Platz zeigen. Die ganzen Schönwettersöldner und Neger, die die Vereine nur als Sprungbrett für ihre Karriere in der PL sehen werden nie dazu führen, dass man den Henkelpott hochheben kann
Colton Baker
großkreutz hat nie zu einem titelgewinn aktiv beigetragen, du abfall
>step down from something you never had the hubris of you bauern fucks makes me SICK
Michael Cooper
hat doch gar keiner gesagt das wir den schon hatten, nur das perisic weniger granate als sane ist. setz mal die bayernhasser-brille ab, dann machste dich auch nicht mehr so lächerlich.
Pure blooded German, no migration background at all.
Matthew Long
Olá
Gavin Sanchez
Source?
Gabriel Baker
Why is Ozcan playing?
Grayson James
Wacker Wacker? More like Macht euch vom Acker.
Andrew Hughes
anyone have a stream for aachen-leverkusen?
Evan Perez
>"das hätte handspiel sein müssen!" lol ok totally not biased
Charles Flores
>Wird ein Treffer mit Hand oder Arm erzielt, ist dieser prinzipiell irregulär. Es reicht sogar schon, wenn der Spieler mit Hand oder Arm in Ballbesitz kommt und sich so "einen klaren Vorteil verschafft", etwa zu einer Torchance kommt - ganz egal, ob das Handspiel absichtlich erfolgte oder nicht.
well yes, except if its dortmund
Tyler Green
lol """""dead"""""", body is """""""burnt"""""", dude who looks like him in Israel is totally not him, goy.
no post tennis cuties
Jayden Miller
>The New York Times reported in August 2019 that Epstein had planned to "seed the human race with his DNA" by impregnating up to 20 women at a time using his New Mexico compound as a "baby ranch", where mothers would give birth to his offspring. He is an advocate of cryonics and transhumanism, and has said (perhaps in jest) he intended to have his penis and head frozen.[205][206] pretty based
"It's a board" if you translate it 1:1. It's used in some rural areas in Germany and it's something that Kult Kloppo Jürgen Klopp would say. You use it when you refer to something as "cool" or "nice", it's kinda hard to explain...
Justin Moore
The suicide already happened. Bit disappointed that this subreddit can't think of a relevant case.
Jordan Myers
it's used for someone who can hold his own weight and more like a good board makes a good floor that can carry a lot of weight
it's a shame we missed out on this meme for so long
Levi Diaz
Coach, let me play.
Ryder Davis
>Freiburg parking the bus against Madgeburg they're going down
Jacob Campbell
>mainzzz
Carter Murphy
based schalke
Lincoln Stewart
That's cool (isn brett)
Matthew Howard
>Burgi is back Lewanschrottski on suicide watch
Jackson Campbell
>herr cheng hat chow chow gesagt
wew, hope this racist gets fired
Colton Adams
based schalke
Blake Harris
ASSEL ASSEL IHR HABT ES VERMASSELT
Joseph Rivera
Is it true that most Germans love American dudes like me and want to hang out with us?
Owen Lewis
only if you have guns
Leo Jackson
it’s used when referring to something „hard“ (hart wien brett = hard as a board) as in a „hard“ to beat opponent, you absolut schmucks. why does an ösi even have the audacity to give his input?
Luke Clark
don’t listen to the austrian. you’re using it wrong and look ridiculous.
Gavin Lewis
this. similar to Dünnbrettbohrer.
William Baker
I'm afraid it doesn't really work with the Ösi context, you could probably say "Die Ösis? Die sind'n Brett" or "Die Ösis sind'n Brett" (plural). However no one in austria would speak like this (using the term "Brett").
Christopher Gomez
I support gun rights but I don't have one :DD Isn brett is a brett to understand meme This post isn kein brett (is not cool)
Levi Morales
isnt brett [in football] = strong opponent
Benjamin Lopez
Enke?
Kevin Parker
based schalke
Ryan Ortiz
I like the idea of brett = cool so I'm gonna use it that way going forward. Thanks all!
DER FC SCHALKE WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER UND WIR HOLEN DEN POKAL
Camden Ross
I actually know a girl from there Rate
Dominic Diaz
fine, go ahead and keep looking retarded. i mean even if you used it correctly you’d still look retarded cause you’re american, it’s in your nature, but you look even more retarded now.
Nathan Sanders
halt den rand, das ist alles völlig falsch, du kackflöte. stop commenting on german slang if you’re not german
Do you have the contact adress of this 12 year old boy? My wife is very caring and my daughter (14 years) helps her sometimes when she volunteers at the refugee shelter. I bet they could help this poor kid aswell.
Grayson Thompson
get your std-ridden family away from our talents
Gabriel Campbell
Bundes should watch eurotrip together
Jordan Perry
michele trachtenberg was my teenage crush
Juan Long
I just want Europe to be like the Europe in Eurotrip. Its going to break my heart if its not!
Robert Bailey
Mieke and the girl from the store in Holland were hotter.
Michael Evans
but it is, the only difference is that everyone is a muslim and no one has any fun
Jackson Sanchez
speak for yourself schluchti
Jaxon Kelly
I disagree
Jaxon Butler
>michele trachtenberg watched BtVS and fapped to her hard *sip*
Hab mich schon im neuen Trikot mit Sané Flock gesehen. Mensch, welche Signalwirkung hätten gute Transfers für diesen Verein, auch international.
...
Carson Perry
totaler kringel. die zahnlosen hurensöhne lassen sich die 10€ karten für die nord subventionieren aber machen dann das maul auf.tönnies ist essentiell für den verein und kann sagen was er will.
abgesehen davon hat er einfach recht.
Ian Hall
Why is Gesicht zeigen und für Toleranz und Vielfalt einstehen just so based?
Luis Rivera
powerful
t. asi
Adam Price
t. standing on the wrong side of history
Hudson Ward
die ultras mit ihrem ach so tollen support sind die ersten die für stunk sorgen wenns mal nicht läuft. nehmen sich selbst viel zu wichtig und denken sie sind das sprachrohr für jeden fan wie immer halt.
Adam Thomas
So why are they supporting/defending the retards calling that Dirtmund Bomber a Hero? He actually tried to kill people and wasn't just saying something
Brody Barnes
>Gott steh uns bei... die Kreatur
Carson Peterson
jenes ugezs
Isaiah Mitchell
there is nothing worse than racism
Sebastian Phillips
vollkommen richtig trotzdem kann ich nciht aufhören mich über tönnies schlappzulachen t. shareholder
Gabriel Turner
murdering people > hurting feelings even if it's true
Noah Gonzalez
>>better don't do anything Cute
Aiden Martinez
Funniest part is that they're all racist as shit too
Probably was an accident if gefällt means like. My reasoning is that I can't imagine too many people would gefällt people saying negative things about them
Jason Ward
yes this is sound reasoning
Lucas Lewis
nice
Jack Ortiz
someone pls gib stream for werder
Liam Taylor
would gefallen you absolute retard
Joseph Turner
making brazzo responsible for this fuck up atm is borderline retarded desu.
Jeremiah Stewart
Poor Brazzo knows he's only there to take the fall and the sooner he gets fired the earlier he'll be back on the green playing golf in peace
Parker Wright
Dieses. Gerald "Nur, weil ich schwarz bin!" Asamoah hätte ohne den rassistischen Veganerwurstverkäufer nicht mal 'nen Kiosk auf Schalke. Da kann man schon mal Neger sagen.
Julian Long
Holy shit, Hoffenheim is choking. Spiceburg LETS GO
David Flores
I was gonna right gefalle but that didn't seem write either :/
Aiden Clark
tönnies hat ja nicht mal neger gesagt. er hat von afrikanern gesprochen, also leute die in afrika leben. das, was er von afrikanern erzählt hat, stimmt. ist aber unsensibel. das kann man ihm vorwerfen, rassismus aber nicht. asamoah ist auch kein afrikaner sondern deutscher, alle anderen deutschen schwarzen aus schalke auch. entlarvend, dass sie sich aber als schnackselnde holzhackende afrikaner angegriffen fühlen.
Dylan Russell
(you)
William Brooks
well, not bad not too far off also write*
Christian Brown
hah
Julian Carter
>sell the best coach you had since the clubs inception >dismantle your team without getting any decent replacements Hoppenheim is going to fight relegation this year.
please refrain from replying to me in the future GOODBYE
Nolan Russell
will this shit go till 120 min?
Jaxon Stewart
BYE
Gabriel Martin
NEW for SV Werder:
Daniel Perry
Seine Intention den Afrikaner als Feindbild und die damit von rassistischen Vorurteilen gefärbten Personengruppen anzusprechen ohne diese explizit auszusprechen und stattdessen einige tatsächlichen Probleme vorzuschieben kauft ihm hier aber keiner ab. In den USA wäre er wahrscheinlich mit durchgekommen. Alles in Allem eine dumme, unüberlegte Aktion seinerseits die moralisch fraglichen Bestände seiner Firma zu verteidigen.
