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shant

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"no"

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white trash shithole tbqh

trips of truth

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frasier is fucking lame

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game 2 of cfl double header starting in about 25 bings

For me it’s hockey.

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>Eventually, although none of these players would ever dream of saying it in public…I am made to understand that they quietly asked just not to play with him anymore. There’s no suggestion they disliked him as a guy. Just that he was just hard to play with.

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Stfu Woolerton *spits*

why are finns so stubborn

imagine unironically calling bulju 'pool party'

Source?

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edmontonjournal.com/sports/hockey/nhl/cult-of-hockey/jesse-puljujarvis-stubborn-streak-has-not-just-been-in-evidence-around-the-negotiating-table-9-things

what is it with you twats and using absolute eyefuck macros as the op

How bad is your vision if that's an "eyefuck?"

>storm surge

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I mean upon further review it's definitely better than the one that uses team logos to spell out /hoc/, but that shit still isn't easy to read

look at this seething edmongolian
bulju's a good boy, he's dumb not stubborn

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>Storm Surge

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Do you think you should need a cup to be a consideration for the HOF?

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no, not in a team sport. You can be an absolute stud, but be surrounded by shit or mediocrity your whole career. Coaching included. That shouldn't be a hurting factor for a players individual accomplishments

No, you can be a great player who languished on shit teams and never won a cup

Do you think it should be a detraction to the player if he keeps resigning with the team knowing what you're in for? At some point you have to demand a trade or not sign a contract again

roughriders win 17-10
game called with 2:14 left in 3rd quarter due to lightning

>encouraging ring chasing
do you want this to be niggerhoop?

does canadian football only have 3 quarters as well?

maybe they actually believe in the direction a team is going so they stay. He shouldn't be punished for believing in his teammates and/or the youth. Even if the team doesn't gel, and stays mediocre or shit

I always smile

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what

Thankfully the cap prevents that megateam bullshit.
I would think you should give the team an ultimatum eventually on them getting their shit together and signing short extensions like reverse prove it deals.

Rangers are still ahead of them in the rebuild and they were bad last year. A lot of things have to go right for them to not be bad. More question marks than anyone else in the division.

incel

I dont trust the rangers at all

no fuck off. Franchise players are kino, respectable, and based.

Shane Doan did the right thing.

They might be interchangeable as the bottom 2 teams in the Metro, but I think the Rangers have more solid goaltending and have more than 1 line of scoring forwards (although I'll admit not much else). Trouba could be huge for them if it works out too. Will be a frustrating season for them I imagine.

That was my post and I posted it before noticing it was at 500+ posts. Really it depends on Cory not being shit (which he shouldn't going off of his later games and summer tournament), Hall to not miss almost 50 games, and everyone to not breathe and land on IR for weeks. Defense is miles better compared to last season with PK and Ty coming in. I think we'll probably be mid-low in the metro or WC2.

lol

>“No, he knows way more that he lets on”.

Pulju confirmed for playing the long con to get out of Edmonton

Will Laine ever score 40+ goals again?

that's not a secret, everyone wants out of edmongolia

Still not buying it, their forward group has a giant drop off in talent after Hall, Palmieri, Hischier. Zacha looking more and more like a bust. Maybe 2020-21.

In the unlikely event that I ever find myself stuck in Vegas for more than a day, I think I'll take my business to the Aria.
They seem like a nice place.

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It could have been a lot more complicated.

If only Edmonton had competent management/vision, that team would be something good.
Gotta add in Gusev who should be good( i really don't think he'll be a bust, but will probably take some time to adjust to the ice size and language/culture), Hughes should be a stud and Bratt will probably get 50 points+. Zacha is a PK God and that's about it. It wouldn't hurt so much if he wasn't 7OA. He could still turn it around, he has the tools and size, but has a mental block. We'll see what kind of contract he gets soon and the term.

>Gusev
Yeah I forgot him and Coleman actually but I'm iffy on Russians from the KHL. Hughes will probably be good but this is his rookie season so I don't have high expectations for an immediate breakout. Again I think a lot of things have to go right for them and the division is already stacked with teams that have either won the cup recently or just have very balanced rosters (at least 3 consistent scoring lines, very good blueline and solid goaltending). The only team with as many question marks right now IMO is CBJ just cause of everyone they lost.

no u

Some dickhole came into the bar with a gritty tattoo. I gave him a mighty uppercut that sent him into the Monongahela river.

The worst teams in the league are the wild, sens, kings and jackets

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deedee megadoodoo

youtube.com/watch?v=9Gj47G2e1Jc

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Was this before or after you guys sucked each other off thru the bathroom gloryhole?

Can't forget about the man! Maybe him and Butcher come in with some newly wed strength and kill this season. Goose won the KHL mvp twice so I think we should be fine. I will agree there's lot of question marks like, will Subban bounce back, will simmonds bounce back, will hall resign, will Cory not be shit. I think we should be fine. I think Columbus will struggle more honestly, it has to be demoralizing to the team to have all those guys not want to play with you anymore.

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There’s no gloryhole at my place you’re thinking of the spike

kings won 2 cups in recent memory. and those other teams are young. the sabres and canucks are both the worst teams in the league.

fuck cricket

in terms of winning cups, yes. Maybe this year buffalo does turn it around with players like mojo and vesey, so who knows

yeah fuck cricket

How would you know? Did you check for one?

Yeah I check for fresh gloryholes every day when I clean the bathrooms

maybe. I think they will end up winning a cup before Vancouver does

Nice :)

they have had how many first overall picks and still havent gotten further than the cantpucks??

Which NHL buildings have the best gloryholes?

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sabres arent looking shabby though. Again, they need to get something going in that top heavy atlantic. If they can, at least, get good goaltending by ullmark and hutton, and see risto not be a horrendous defender, then they can gun for a wild card spot

San Jose, Toronto and Raleigh probably due to the high amount of cocksucking

>Raleigh
I thought red states were against homosexuality? Wtf?

St.Louis, Calgary, and Las Vegas

why is THG so good to us

That’s why randy and Gaylord meet to blow each other and not know the rules of hockey

They are. He just hates >their team.

Hating the reloniggers is a great honor for me and makes me walk with my head held high

>rags

Shhhh

*braaapps*

Go Flames

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Films need to wear the red version of that they used last season more often

pour one for Bettman /hoc/

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tbqh bring back the old ass 90's jerseys

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Every action I make is for Gary

the rumour is they are making them the new primaries soon

actually it's been found that southern states have the most cases of gay curiousness and being in the closet because they're so repressed. carolina has the highest amount of closeted faggots who came out

All I remember is that map showing this that kept getting posted on /hoc/ about a year ago showed that Canada was gay as fuck, and all of the Canadian posters kept protesting and trying to spin it but they couldn't.

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well one thing for sure is that I'm not gay

Going to say my prayers and go to bed early I think lads

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uh-huh...

firing up the john deere nice and early tomorrow morning?

You know it fren shits going to be so cash

If you score on your opponents, they win

-Trudeau

nite

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▲
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not like there's anything wrong with being gay

listening to coontunes

Other than getting aids and going to hell

>mods delete one but not the other
What a bunch of fags.
Faggot soft Canadians report it because can't take their precious leader being ridiculed, and the mods can't take anything that might offend the totes woke advertisers.
Fucking pathetic. This is why Canadian hockey is failing. Don Cherry was right, he just didn't get the target right. It's the Canadians that are the problem. You're all a bunch of soft pussies.

There's no hope for these kids, I tell ya.

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let's keep it down fellas

*turns volume on my beaver documentary down*

my dick is always up

btfo

Absolutely fucking pathetic.

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>getting this mad over nothing
must be a canes fan

>waaaahhhhhhhh
>save me, mods!
Just turn this place into reddit already.

hate the canes
BUT
from the deep sunbelt

what do?

>hate the canes
HOLY FUCKING BASED

Blog about it somewhere else.

Be a kitties fan

real randy hours, huh?

rsh

randy seething hours. all day every day

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cope harder

That actually spells something out? I thought he just picked 4 faggot teams and Montreal

You sound upset at something quite trivial. Might you be a Carolina Hurricanes fan by any chance?

They really did a number on this place, huh?

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I like it

it took me a moment to see but it says /hoc/

not that deep. sunrise is literally a nine hour drive from me.

guess i'll have to stick with my river dragons
cope about what fren?

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/hoc/ is shit now.

shut up randy you fucking queer anyone can spot your seething posts from miles away

don't ya just looove Halloween?

and it's all because of you

>/hoc/ still seethes over ONE team
stop getting so fucking assblasted when carolina is talked upon jesus fuck

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it's my favorite time of the day lads. randy vs /hoc/

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No one was even talking about them this time.

what a bright time its the right time
to rock the night away
jingle bell time is a swell time
to go riding in a one horse sleigh

Seethinglina Hurrishits

>storm surge

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and it just shows how you keep letting this one team stay rent fucking free in your heads

Kek

cope

Hischier is the sixth best forward in the division behind Kappo Ovi Backstrom Kuznetsov Patrick. And that's the tea sis

its not rent free when you try this hard randy

Is this bait?

i mean come the fuck on it happens every time

>some random dude starts seething at nothing
>it's clearly randy
>someone calls him out on it
>devolves into the same 'i'm not randy stop being obsessed about the canes" post which proves he's randy

EVERY
TIME

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>carorandy seethoshits

Oh fuck. I thought it said L COC P

kek

KEK

>faggolina seethingrandycanes

bull is over at shannons house right now

nigga randy is a fucking imaginary friend

ya boiling

He’s a real guy you dipshit

They're convinced otherwise. You'll never change their minds.

Randy here, enjoying a cheeseburger AMA

This is randy right here

samefag

fuck this shit, see /hoc/ tomorrow

bye I love you

you fags gotta learn to stop getting SO UPSET at trivial things

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he hates you
but i love you

no fuck you

>implying getting upset at trivial things isn't the entire point of this website

just woke up

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When life gets ya down you just gotta think about thos Beans

God loves all His (White) children

Hyvää huomenta

thinking about how good it must feel to slay a tuna

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Reminder that the st louis whos had a fluke of a run through terrible teams to the SCF.

Hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property

doesn't matter, won a cup
broons had an easy road too

You did beat the only actual good team past round 1 (the Jets not included), so that's good I guess.

by that logic everyone had a fluke run to their stanley cups. St.louis had a very tough road, and they did it well, so quit your seethin

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had a thought while on my way to get beer. if any other poster were randomly called randy, they wouldn't think anything of it. but because this one specific poster who boils, seethes, and gets butthurt when he gets called randy pretty much confirms it's randy. think about it, if (you) were called randy you probably wouldn't give a fuck, but this one poster who everyone recognizes by now gets called randy and goes into a SEETHING shoot every time who INSISTS he's not randy

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>St.louis had a very tough road
Shant be replying to obvious bait.

hippity hoppity abolish private property

I know who Randy is because he's the only user that calls me Ed instead of Sam

ding dong diddly

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imagine calling sam ed

carolina fans need to chill out desu it's not healthy to be upset all the time

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Don's got cancer doesn't he? Or at least a massive tumor going.

Gonna get drunk and play some vidya

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tell me why they didnt have a tough road? Please do

he already did that last thread

Mega self own but still a funnier post than the rest of /hoc/ will make tonight

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>jets
Overrated shitters with 2 or 3 actually good players, Laine is streaky as shit
>stars
Mediocre team carried by goalies.
>sharks
Refpucked their way through literally every round.
>boston
Tired and beat up from actually having to play good teams on their way to the cup.

yes a mediocre team is a team that still had the 2nd best defense in the league.

the user yesterday said the ruins most difficult round was against the laffs tho

>2nd best defense
The goalie is your team's best defender, retard.

cope

hmmmm

and you know who was first right?
it was literally the leafs. They were the only team to send boston to the brink of death. So did st.louis, but the leafs were just ONE game away from sealing it. If they did that, the leafs could've made the ECF unironically

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That was me, very good job.

>didnt't have a tough road

yikes. The only shitty, luck team in that list was the sharks and they completely embarrassed em for what it was worth

just pointing out this is low quality bait posting

hate the blows and the ruins btw

wow, it's a nice morning

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damn if the blose were such a flukey team the bruins should've had no problem sweeping them then. huh

how much longer is the finnish golden generation?

>couldn't handle the wear and tear of playing the canes in the ECF.
>the leafs could've made the ECF
I need some Gravol I'm SICK OF YOU NIGGAS

the bruins were such a fucking fluke this year. Carolina basically removed any competition for boston in that bracket, and we saw them make it in instead of washington or new york

the entire east was a meme this year, but that's playoffs hockey

The Leafs would have annihilated the Blues.

if all the teams that made it deep in the playoffs were flukes, why did no one beat them?

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>Carolina basically removed any competition for boston
Business idea: permanently neutralize Randy

When will Griffin Reinhart awaken?

The Bruins were SOFT, they used to be this tough physical team but outside of El Raton's usual antics they got fucking bullied by much better teams. The only thing propping them up was Tukka. Every other goalie in the playoffs in the east was shit, they just had decent teams in front of them but they all got exposed by Tukka.

>everybody got exposed by a Finnish goalie in the playoffs
You know you're not gonna get (You)s with posts like this. Why are you still trying?

never :)
this.

If you can't understand that every good team but Boston was memed out in the first round, you should start watching another sport instead.

>pittsburgh
>good
what are you fucking stupid? they deserved to get fucking floored like that

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>good team
>can't win four games against a meme team

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>of course the finals were blues bruins, every other good team was eliminated round one

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>and we saw them make it in instead of washington or new york
By new work, do you mean the islanders? Oh yes, what a marvelous team. A team that couldn't score if their lives depended on it. They TOTALLY would've made it to the finals.

Isles fans are fucking OBSESSED with the Penguins. Those fucking weeb virgin wimps can kiss my taint for all I care.

Eternal lad

Well, to be fair, not ALL of the eight teams eliminated in the first round were good. Pittsburgh and Winnipeg were awful, but the other six teams should've advanced.

1 point for crosby through 4 games :)
i mean, again, that series happened, and im gonna say "shit happens"

the best is yet to come

>1 bad playoff series
>3 cups in the last decade
Yeah I'm thinking you can literally suck my dingleberries, weeb.

>standings

thunderstorm about to start lads

>tfw they didn't give us 23 canes funkos so I can't make my toys do a storm surge
Oh well. Not like I'd get enough husband points to buy them all

>i mean, again, that series happened, and im gonna say "shit happens"
"shit happens" was their entire season. Eberle decided to play again because his contract was in its final year. Lehner finally decided to lay off of the bottle and SURPRISE! He was playing like a solid goaltender. Signing Martin and Komarov? WHY?! Now Lehner's gone, and Eberle is old. I just feel bad for Barzal. He's a legit top player, but now he's stuck on an edmonton-tier dumpster fire of a team.

>the other six teams should've advanced.
it was THEIR TURN

how many bad playoff series in a decade?

Sorry, was looking at the wrong player. Mistook Eberle for Ladd. But Eberle is not exactly going to carry that team offensively.

how many isles playoff wins in a decade?

This but unironically

not isles fag. my team has more cups than yours since 2010 :^)
but answer the question you useless yinzer

the pest is yet to come

>edmonton tier dumpster fire
ah yes, the team with a proper GM, actual proper coaching, a rich farm system, and some underrated players in bailey and nelson is shit. Barzal actually loves long island unlike mcdavid in edmonton, theres a new arena coming, and ownership is stable. The isles are on the upswing
2 in the past three years :)

>falseflagging as a blackcocks fan to try to shit talk
This is a new low, weeb.

>it was their turn
Nah, they were just the better teams.

shan't be supporting a semen slurping team whose owners support a foreign surveillance grid in our country

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I wouldnt do that ever

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>2 playoff wins
LOL

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compared to the past two decades of actual shit, its a lot better than an appearance and early exit

not falseflagging homedog. just stating facts.

This is pretty accurate right now.

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true

THEIR. TURN.

>shannon keeps sniffling and rubbing his nose in the news of the day video
>muh desert air
Looks like he found the nice coke hookup.

Guess that's one way to try and lose weight

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based

Fixed

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I wish you would've used different colored lines to differentiate them easier.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

reminder

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Huomenia

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I AM A REAL HUOMANIAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY FINN

Fix'd

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reminder

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poo peeland

poo ess ay

Seething

>terrible canes bait
wew lad

You are? I'm sorry to hear that

Hope this works

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youtube.com/watch?v=nmGnkLUq6ek

fixed

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>sam and randy seething they're faggots
Sound about right.

sam + randy = samdy or randy + sam = ram?

i think you're all alright

except for maybe uppity edmongolians

cringe

seething

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based

no, i'm not a canes fan, and if you refer to my handy chart, you'll see that precludes me from being cringe or a faggot. try again sweatie.

Based
I've never not been this NOT MAD as I am atm. Totally at peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=r2mybZ3KT2E

cringe

see
lrn 2 read randy

see

see

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Any post that someone expects me to click more than 2 replies deep when they're *strictly* referencing post numbers goes immediately over my head. Can't do it. I've been trying for near a decade now. Can't be done

based

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both of you shut the fuck up

take your meds please

apparently josh homme is a notorious cunt, only became aware of this a few weeks ago

Gonna pull the old "working out after midnight counts as working out on a Saturday" so I can have a beer for breakfast and not worry

BASED:

>Winnipeg Jets
>Ottawa Senators
>Montreal Canadiens
>Minnesota Wild

CRINGE:

>Boston Bruins
>Buffalo Sabres
>Detroit Red Wings
>Florida Panthers
>Tampa Bay Lightning
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Carolina Hurricanes
>Columbus Blue Jackets
>New Jersey Devils
>New York Islanders
>Philadelphia Flyers
>Pittsburgh Penguins
>Washington Capitals
>Chicago Blackhawks
>Colorado Avalanche
>Dallas Stars
>Nashville Predators
>St. Louis Blues
>Anaheim Ducks
>Arizona Coyotes
>Calgary Flames
>Edmonton Oilers
>Los Angeles Kings
>San Jose Sharks
>Vancouver Canucks
>Vegas Golden Knights
>Seattle

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Not gonna happen. My mental health recovery is going ahead of schedule and spoiler: I didn't go to the doctor. I know, I know. I said I was gonna go to the doctor. I lied. I've said repeatedly I won't be lying anymore going forward. But I am. And I'm being honest about it.

weirdo

>you can choose literally any NHL team to follow
>choose the winnipeg just
what did poo peeland mean by this?

The grim adventures of Sam and Randy

just started marinating some chicken

dad's not too happy with the landlords raising the rent by $50 lads. thinking about finally getting a job to help out after my trip.

landlord is raising my rent by $15 a week next year fucking jew bastard

>bunch of jerks

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>nobody fucking mentions them
>dumb phoneposter needs to point them out again

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elaborate pls

Landlord (your head) is raising rent for Jets 4 Stanley Cups (still free)

next time reply to the post, its polite

For me, it's ending an off-topic post with the word hockey to avoid getting banned. This is a hockey post!

for me its ban evasion

he's an asshole

I mean, it sucks when people are assholes, but most of my favorite artists (of all kinds) seem to be assholes irl.

>that first sip of the day

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just got home

>someone named josh is a douchebag
surprise

there is no place like home

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In his case, I've known he was an asshole for 15 years, since he cucked Tim Armstrong with Brody dalle. It doesn't make his music less good.

i saw qotsa once and it ended a song and a half early because josh dove into the drum set and fucked everything up

in my head is QoTSA best song no debate

i know, but i only recently discovered he's notorious for being an asshole. he does stupid shit in live shows all the time, i had no idea

youtube.com/watch?v=L6Lpx6JIMmk

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it's actually go with the flow

everybody has bad days
sometimes it's just best to let buy guns to be buy guns

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close 2nd. my buddy and i would play the shit out of it in rock band

that's pearl jam you tard

just took a massive hangover diarrhea shit aka a yinzer family of four

>buy guns
based hill billy

youtube.com/watch?v=ofChsLBfBp0

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they really capture this sound that few others had at the time, kind of like the grunge of the 00's
shit like that and The Bravery brings me back

youtube.com/watch?v=O8vzbezVru4

/cric/

is

>the bravery
almost positive this is the usual canadian that has the absolute worst taste in music

>buildup to a double-time fauxmax
God, it's as bad as the latest Incubus.

i doubt it, that's just what i listened to when i was like 14 at the time, now it's mostly progressive metal or djent

whats up guys bulju up here in downtown tornio, riding with my boys in kirkkokatu heading to umpitunneli for a couple of beers and chilling
smells of the steel plant reminds me of the good old days

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seething

youtube.com/watch?v=4RZwVy1RMr4

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tf is this garbage? it doesn't even have dissonance

What are y'all listening to, B'meister?

Sniff my balls,.Sam.

t. listens to weird underground shit

youtube.com/watch?v=zs2B9wKSQAg

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>bing bing

Havukruunu

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this is so based. that kid is a dweeb though.

well he did name himself after balls, interesting marketing angle

I'm watching parks and reddit season 7. It's very very very very very bad lads.

mockumentaries are essential reddit-core

based

youtube.com/watch?v=PZyCETPs7tc

Reno911 is based though

trevligt veckoslut!

>Reno911 is based though
It is based.

Detsamma min vän!

since there are no NHL teams in nz i pick my teams based on the following critera:

1.aesthetics
2. finn to leaf ratio

youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E
spooky

i have a similar story but instead of p&r its mad men

will i finally get a gf if i buy a sports jacket and nice shoes

just beat the shit out of bulju lads

youtube.com/watch?v=0s1bvCJrBzw

You can't just buy a jacket. You gotta earn your letter

youtube.com/watch?v=09BfzJLJS1A&list=PLGloa5CDHJuBKew-yCtmSlGkbf-LIjW27

Hi what is my Hurricanes doing in a sport that isnt rugby?

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For me, it's rewatching games I don't remember the score of on LM.

>tfw lazyman won't go back to the beginning of the season

>just saw one of my players get beat the fuck up by another lad within the first minute of the game
god damn it

for me it's larping american and playing american football and american baseball while wearing a durag

sheeeeeeeeeeit

on my 6th beer

for me it's smoking a bowl before the chorus to give the mule what he wants kicks in

also fuck tim armstrong and his shitty ska bands, fuck that fatass lars too

Yeah. I used to think they were so cool when I was younger lmao. ..And out come the wolves is still a near perfect record though desu, the rest of it can get bent.

same because heading out to a family gathering and only way i can withstand is pregaming with a 6 pack

youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E

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Qotsa's self titled is great because they're still kinda like kyuss and they weren't really set on any sound yet, none of their records are really alike but that one in particular is really fucking weird also fuck edmonton i hope bulju gets murdered by russian gopniks and they steal his bonaqua

Brilliant post all around.

can mackinnon eventually hit autism tier?

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had my shirt on for 2 minutes and already have noticable pit stains

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sweatin' the alcohol out

on my 7th beer. starting to feel a bit tipsy

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based

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on my first muscle milk

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>listerine
based

sams favorite

on my 3rd lacroix

for me it's ACT

didnt bate today

Watching d2.

wisdom teeth are coming through and theres this little flap of gum above the tooth and theres a seed stuck in there and i keep poking at it with my tongue to try to get it out but so far it hasnt worked

elaborate

what are you, 16?

>coach bombay
Cool name

>mighty ducks
Gay name

they're team usa now mate

wisdom teeth can come at any time. my dads came in his thirties but luckily enough he was in the military at the time and got full dental coverage to have them removed

at the end they won't be ;)

>teaches players to dive
not sure if this is cringe or based

what are you, 12?

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>tfw you watched the mighty ducks movies so long ago that you barely have any recollection of them

>tumblr gif
what are you, gay?

>iceland
lmao literally why were they determined to be the big bad team

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Listerine if you only have two sips doesn't make you throw up

>gif is clearly saved from Yea Forums
hmm shant be giving it any more (you)s

americans can't point to sweden or russia on a map and iceland sounds like a country where hockey would be popular

>didn't argue the gay part
so you're gay?

iceland is rightful canadian clay along with greenland

Germany, they were never the bad guys

i like that one song of hers

reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being gay and that /hoc/ is a gay friendly general

"i mean, it's literally called ice land"
i can hear it now.

go to sleep sam it's like 4 am

Sam WordPress will go up next week and first entry will just be a list of things I hate about the sunbelt

go to sleep sam fucking zoomer

depends if you're the homo whose personality revolves around being gay. they suck. they gays i've talked to are normal cool dudes though

also fuck trannies

bruh, her album homogenic with headphones turned all the way up is orgasmic.
>greenland
oh no no no no

Oh I know. I'm physically ill. I've been meaning to vomit for like 7 hours now and that's a story in and of itself. But I need to do my Saturday sprints before bed so I can also eat two pepperoni sticks before bed since I didn't really eat on Friday. 1 and 2/3rds pot of coffe and 1 slice of pizza

there's literally something wrong with you

reminder that there is literally something wrong with all of us and to judge not lest ye be judged

only god can judge me

just one of his many personas

idk about you guys but 'pepperoni sticks' sounds delicious

sam either has bipolar disorder, split personality disorder, or schizophrenia

thinking about moving to ottawa in 2023

Why not Winnipeg?

because its a shithole (this does not reflect on the winnipeg jets in any way)

because he's gay and would get stabbed by injuns

still disappointed those murderous incels didnt pop sam

injuns stab anyone they can i hear, gay or otherwise

think im gonna go to bed, 'night

Maybe Melnyk will be dead by then and the Sens will be on the comeback trail.

Picked up a 2 pack of teriyaki at circle k like 5 hours ago
We can probably assume it's number two since bipolar is for chicks and I almost never hear actual vocalizations

you're either a master shitposter or genuinely insane, it's hard to tell

for girls, it's "borderline personality disorder"

Rolled into 7/11 earlier and this aboriginal fella was washing his face and drinking water out of the sink at the back. Winnipeg really is a gross city which is one of the reasons I only have maybe a dozen places I'll actually go when I leave the house

that aboriginal fella was sam

Be back in 7 minutes to go over this some more. Feel like we're breaking ground here

redpill me on why this giant landmass belongs to denmark. is this possibly the biggest cucking that ever was?

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Fuck I'm sweaty

reminder that 7/11 has some really good wings and above average pizza for a cheap price

7/11 pizza sucks shit. I'll tell you how to eat at 7/11 in 7 minutes. Timer restarted

i haven't tried the 7/11 hotdogs or fried chicken but i imagine it's just as good

Om nom nom nom

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yeah. look how much bigger it looks than alaska in your map pic though lol. it's very big, but the size on maps is misleading.

It's hot dogs. Get the 2 for whatever big bite deal but ask for separate boxes. Make your two hot dogs. Fill one of the empty box half with chili and banana peppers for a spicy chili later and the other empty half with cheese sauce, pickles, sauerkraut for a sort of zippy cheesy soup. Always do the hotdogs at 711. Get the deal

grim

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i bet it was this faggot that reported everyone. fuck you

>janny not deleting 7/11 posts
lmao gurpreet exposed

janny are you ok

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janny burning the midnight oil
hopefully hes getting compensated well

shhh, i'm taking a nap

TRANNY JANNY *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

He called Winnipeg a shithole and now his posts are getting deleted? How deep does this hole go? At 4 am, I could keep you up til lunch

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gonna cook some hotdogs lads

based schizo sam

how many can you eat in 10 minutes?

Geelong vs North Melbourne who do we got lad?

depends if they're smokeys or not
>eat a smokey
>hot cheese burns the roof of your mouth

I feel like I personally could be quite the AFL player as a former All-Star high school athlete myself,I've grown to staying up all night watching them. They're the only athletes aside from wrestlers who have necks similar in size to my own

wish i didn't fuck it up with my college gf lads she was literally a 10/10 redhead and she was the one that came onto me first

i dont really follow afl because its a gay sport invented by aussies because they suck at real rugby but i have to go with geelong since melbourne is a legitimate contender for worst place on earth

time to sleep soon

Nothing beats em

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must have really blown it

you should watch normal (best) rugby sam, based richie has the thickest neck ive ever seen with my own eyes

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gay

The janny ain't no fren of mine.

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You gotta price is out by slice. For 80xents a slice it's a good deal. Sbarro slices cost 4 bucks so they're saying sbarro pizzas are worth 35 dollars whole

35 vs 5 dollars 7-11 wins all day comparing quality and price

Nothing beats dominos

@94709098
honestly how dare you

Fucking slayer. Do you have a good shot of his profile?
Hmm. Best pizza for dollar value? That's always gonna be Little Caesar's. Home of Dylan D-B0$$ Larkin

First for the Bruins

>phoning around the neighborhood McD's to see who's still cooking burgers
Wish I could say this wasn't a repeat episode but as a high level athlete you never know when you're gonna have to eat

>goldberg from mighty ducks
oh no
oh no no no no NO NO NO NO NO

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wtf how are the mcdonalds in your area not 24/7

not really, this is from wikipedia

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action shot

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If I show up and they're already cooking the brekky I go berserk
What a unit. Thanks

nxt takeover later tonight lads.
hoping that adam cole bay bay doesn't have to job to that fuckin' simp johnny.

this one time my friend and i were super drunk so we went to my place and tried to cook burgers. they were a bit raw and we added a shit ton of chilli peppers to them and it tasted amazing but the day after i had the worst shits ever

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business idea: forget b*lju

What's going on with his skin color

i only follow wrestling for bayleys ass

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You as stoked as I am to see if Japan lets Gage in next weekend?

it's what happens when you try to GM in canadian markets

bayley's ass will be on summerslam (the biggest party of the summer) tomorrow

i would summerslam her ass if you know what i mean

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>Gage
the lad that robbed the bank?

business idea: greenland is developed and the NHL expands into europe. greenland is used as a housing facility for european players/teams

business idea : you come out as the first gay jest fan

there are already plenty of gay jets fans

What in the fuck was meant by this?

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I thought all jest fans were gay retards?

shant be bullied

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There's no such thing as a gay jets fan. That's part of what this week has clarified for me.

business idea: poo peeland zoo on hoc island

t. struggling with his homosexuality

hehe xd

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will someone please ignore my flag and seriously address my business idea? this would solve all of the problems of europe entering the NHL. the main reason for european teams not being a part of the NHL is travel time. we already have a series played every year in europe. why not develop greenland, which would be a huge economic bonus for denmark by the way, and have all european based NHL teams housed there?

new

new unoffensive /hoc/

but theres nothing wrong with being gay, therefore nothing wrong with the OP

you meant it in an offensive way, very distasteful

nah i don't mind gays but jest fans are jerks so it's more of a testament against jest fans than gay people desu

its funny you say that because despite myself being inclusive and neighbourly youve been a jerk to me all night. sort yourself out m8

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