So user, your telling me you watch sports but don’t really play sports?

I do play a nice little sport called sex. Wanna try me one on one?

who is her husband

why would anyone marry a porn star, I don't understand that line of thinking

projecting much?
*roundhouse kicks that stupid spic moustache clean off your shit coloured face*

pssssh nothin personal you stupid coffee picking spic

I masturbate enough times in a day for it count as physical activity, and because I keep score with myself (speed, amount of ejaculate, quality of boner), there is a competitive element. So basically I do play sports and you’re a dumb slut

ugly belly button

Is somebody supposed to laugh at this? Or you're genuinely autistic raging over the internet?

*roundhouse kicks you off your donkey on your way home from picking coffee thus spilling all your coffee beans*

pssssh nothin personal jose. get a proper job ayy lmao.

Let me start this off by saying that I'm straight.

When I jerk off I can't stop thinking about a certain scenario. I keep imaging that I'm sharing a college room with another man with a huge dick who just happens to be gay. One night after a few drinks, we both go into our own separate beds and I can hear him fapping. I call him out on it and he offers me a blowjob, but I refuse. Then I go up to him and say 'but I will suck on yours'. After a little while of sucking his big, thick cock I let him fuck my ass and take my anal virginity, we never talk about it again.

After a few weeks he brings a few of his gay friends back to our college room, and I let them all take turns on me.

god i wish that novelty treat were my erect penis

based!

Yeah, that will show me trough my computer screen. Thank fuck by 2025 you're going to be owned by China.

next time take three dicks

*joins forces with china and collectively roundhouse kicks your entire third world nation off the map*

pssssh nothin personal

Look at you! How funny you are!

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This thread gave me autism. Thanks, straya and Texas.

bot thread

theres a reason why chile has no famous comedians; because your entire nation is a joke.

*roundhouse kicks you*

n-nice outfit btw

shut up kraut
*roundhouse kicks you*

god i wish that ice cream was my dick

*roundhouse heems everyone in this thread*

*deflected*

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>amerifat roundhouse kicking anyone

now this one actually is unbelievable

*roundhouse kicks you twice to make sure you felt it through your layers of fat*

>tattooing spaghetti on your body

Based as fuck

careful not to break your ankle in the lard

>haha it’s okay user I have plenty of orange juice to keep me full!

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>extra pulp

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What is the deal with Lana and orange juice?

*roundhouse kicks that orange juice out of your stupid whore mouth spilling it all over you and the floor and starts one two combo'ing your fake tits*

pssssh nothin personal you broken anus whore

her belly button looks like an anus

Wow Lana you sure do love your orange juice!

you've got them on the ropes mate

she's got a great waist-hip ratio. would masturbate to

*roundhouse kicks you out of this thread*

pssssh nothin personal freshie but theres only room for one aussie in this thread

>being an incel in 2091

what a sudden betrayal

>Why would anyone marry an attractive woman who is open to kinky shit
Haha yeah I know right what would any man want that! I mean what if she wants to peg me haha gross no way!!!

*gets roundhouse kicked*
damn that hurts

>do that again and ill wet ya user!

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But i do BJJ

>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:59:01 No.94705673▶
>
> she's got a great waist-hip ratio. would masturbate to
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:59:41 No.94705680▶
>
> *roundhouse kicks you out of this thread*
> pssssh nothin personal freshie but theres only room for one aussie in this thread
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:00:05 No.94705686▶
>
> >being an incel in 2091
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:00:42 No.94705694▶
> what a sudden betrayal
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:01:03 No.94705696▶
>
> >Why would anyone marry an attractive woman who is open to kinky shit
> Haha yeah I know right what would any man want that! I mean what if she wants to peg me haha gross no way!!!
>>>
>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:02:19 No.94705705▶
> *gets roundhouse kicked*
> damn that hurts
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:02:56 No.94705713▶
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> >do that again and ill wet ya user!
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)05:03:10 No.94705720▶
> (OP)
> But i do BJJ

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this might be he saddest thread I've ever seen. is this just one terminally autistic retard on a proxy or are you all just complete cripplingly pathetic hopeless losers?

I also watch porn and don't have. Wanna fight?

Is Lana this board's Homecoming Queen? Yea Forums's official sweetheart?

lana is our side chick. Yelissa is our queen

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>so user, your telling me you watch sex but don’t really have sex?

fix'd

Yes, Yea Forums wouldn’t be Yea Forums without our daily Lana threads

BASED @suraj.777

anyone ever wonder what it would be like to be a woman? taking a dick in your pussy? sucking a dick and swallowing the seed? makes me curous. no homo

*roundhouse kicks the gay out of you*

*roundhouse kicks your dick into my mouth and proceeds to suck* haha jk that'd be so gay

theres no use. he is canadian.

post boipussy

Gross

We miss her on Yea Forums too

>gross
heck you. that's a 8/10 in Dominican

>

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fucking kek

This is the post

Howling

would bang

got wood

Is she the one who ended up with a damaged anus after interracial anal gangbangs?

I miss her

beautiful bitch who is this

We didn't deserve her. You truly don't know what you got 'til it's gone

Adriana Chechik

Nina Hartley

Gina Valentina

Marie Finger

Chanel Santini

Beau Marie

a young Arnold Schwarzenegger

Reily Reid

August Ames

Cherry Evans

Silver St. Cloud

>oy vey only a problematic white male incel won't support based pornography goy
Get gassed

Bailey Jay

Lola Mello

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Natalie Mars

Lana Rhoades
These degenerates are the reason I know this.
Seen guys come up with names from just an ass pic, it's crazy.

fuck you

Why do you ask me the same question over and over again on every date Lana?

Candice Warner

you have to buy her orange juice for her to be happy

>trip faggots
>actual faggots
checks out

Ivana Humpalot

>mfw I had that same hose nozzle
It was shit. Broke in less than a year

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Lisa Ann

Ana didovic

Where's her nudes?

she doesn't do nudes

Then I care not for this thread, farewell Texas.

it's rude to gaze upon a naked female

you can find them on www.meatspin.com

Lana is a good girl

you just got berried

Is there any difference between Yea Forums and /int/ anymore?

What's /int/?

go back to your general

John Bosman

Lose weight first. Then have sex. Then dilate, faggot.

/int/ is better for international banter

god i wish that orange jiuse were my cock and ballsack

Chris Pine

god i wish that were my piss stream

haha yeah me too i really want to hear a man moan as i suck his cock and he erupts into my mouth and i swallow his cum in one gulp while squeezing his ice cold balls and let a little aftercum dribble down onto my tits NO HOMO MY DUDE

wow wow why would his balls be ice cold

if i were gay, and i'm not saying i am, this post would cause my vesuvius to erupt

I play sports but none of the sports I play are fun to watch. so I watch NFL instead

next angilina jollie

where is janny anyway? did he get invited to a party tonight?