/heem/ - Platinum Edition

wooo

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julie kedzie can be a little awkward on the mic sometimes but she can nail some awesome insight a lot of the time. like that "sometimes they smile because they're like 'oh that hurt' or sometimes they smile like 'oh, i just took the best you got'"

that's pro shit

she cute

is hannibal a part owner, his dumb koala face is always on the mat

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I've had just enough brain damage to appreciate it

SHEEM TAPPY!

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>taps
>entire team wears "never tap" gear

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something about katie saul i really like

The mod has hit an all time low

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cant wait for mike "cuck" perry to get heemed

that is probably the most egregious i've seen in a decade

she looks like a nice lady

And they wonder why we post frogs

looks honest
looks like if she tried to tell a lie you could see the pain in her face from feeling so bad about it

lol that 29-28

>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:37:43 No.94705348▶
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> something about katie saul i really like
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:38:14 No.94705357▶
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> The mod has hit an all time low
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:38:33 No.94705362▶
> cant wait for mike "cuck" perry to get heemed
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:40:15 No.94705391▶
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> that is probably the most egregious i've seen in a decade
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:40:38 No.94705403▶
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> she looks like a nice lady
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:41:53 No.94705430▶
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> And they wonder why we post frogs
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:43:15 No.94705459▶
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> looks honest
> looks like if she tried to tell a lie you could see the pain in her face from feeling so bad about it
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)04:58:29 No.94705666▶
> lol that 29-28

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kinda spicy

sidekick was nice

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I get that the lad is from aspen but what is the fighters name?

Based and Brappilled

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sheem leaky

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Fair

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What a bunch of FUCKING RETARDS. Holy fucking shit. What the fuck are the qualifications of these judges jfc

no. fucking. way.

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sheem

very nice

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Sorenson with the fridge body

just legalize that already

Yep, I'm thinking this was the thread all along lads

Are we being hunted?

>mods deleted the first one with the most posts
what the FUCK

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the fuck

Pissassgay poogay is getting flatlined by platinum

any more heemfessions??

other thred heemed lel

what happened to our thread

>delete the most active thread
>cant stop a guy from spamming non stop 24/7
yeah they better be doing it for free cause they are fucking shit at their "job". Thoughts on the Schaub documentary? Michelle watersons ass?

it was the spammer that created it faggot, you dumb fags always fall for his posts so i'm not even surprised

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Oh for sure don't lose to Max Griffin

hey spambro... um can I make you a couple questions?

I created it dumbass and im not the spammer, trust me my legs work

oh for sure dont lose to michael graves

i was thinking really hard but i cant really think of anything

>4 years ago
Yikes

>spammy's thread taken down the same day his youtube documentary gets taken down

Heem in with the stanky leg

Heemfession......

Sometimes I get so lonely and depressed that I go to Walmart at 3 am and pretend I'm Chuck Liddell.

for sure getting dropped by poo poo barberena is an improvement

>Walmart

careful to not get shot

That thread i just made that got heemed was the best thread in heem history, all gone like schaubs in the rain

Pam Sorenson is one ugly bitch jesus christ

out at the club and a cute server told me I can buy her a drink when she's off shift. her words were "sure why not." am i in bros

I'm at this club for a party I'm organizing in 2 weeks

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>am i in bros
I'll tell every dumbass who tries to hit on servers/bartenders who are women. No, you are not in.

>Elias
boooooooo!

fuck off until you got pics of her sucking your hawlg

that place looks like a gay club

This looks super gay. Where are you from? If I'm around can I come?

I fucking hate wrestlers who wrestlefuck their way through a title fight. There's nothing more satisfying than watching these boring pissants get heem'd.

For sure Alan Jouban is a munster

anybody got the Ducote KO

What do people even do at clubs? Just talk and drink alcohol?

sure Madd Hatter in New Jersey. come through on the 21st (Friday)
gonna give it a shot my d00ds

shut up nick

And dance and hook up

>Kaitlin Young
>is 33

What did she mean by this?

jesus what kind of question is this bro

you can literally use dating apps on your phone and skip all that faggotry. clubs and bars are full of retards and always cramped to fuck

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Heeminder that Mini Max "Ultimate Cutbabby" Holloway rehydrated to 178 against Jose Aldo. forums.sherdog.com/threads/compilation-of-fighters-cage-weight.3787965/

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Wonderboy seemed unstoppable after killing rory

for sure dont get wobbled by derrick krantz (peach)

Imagine the braps

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I unironically believe Wonderboy's got one more run at the strap brother

>cowboy
>174
lol

Not even fair, I look at a brapper like that and then I am reminded that there are people who get to indulge in brappers like that on a daily basis, but not me.....

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>deleting the thread

Hey paid work, Ya Blockbuster!

there's no way. he won't beat any of the wrestlefuck pressure fighters that dominate welterweight.

just gotta put yourself out there my guy
even ugly dicklets get laid, nobody stopping you but (You)

I don't believe any of these, Eddie only 171?

I will, thanks

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15ish pounds is pretty normal for most water weight cuts.

They all have different sources. Some are more reliable than others and the sources specify which fight the numbers are for. The Max one is what Big John said so I'm inclined to believe it. I don't believe that Khabib is only 166 though. He may have been 166 early in his career, but not now. Eddie is pretty short though so him being 171 would seems somewhat reasonable. The 170 range seems normal for lightweights.

Eddie is massive, he's ripped as fuck. He was 200 pounds when Khabib vs Tony fell through.

> khabib 166
> conor 171
imagine making an entire thread just to cover up the fact that you're trying to promote the conor hater narrative of "he secretly cut weight and deliberately cut a bit more to hide it" without anybody realising.

My man

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See they all have different sources. I already acknowledged some are off or outdated like Khapiss. I don't actually think Khabum walked in at 166 against Conor. I'm not even a Khapoopoo fan.

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PPPPPPRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFYttTTTTTtTTT

Schaub documentary was God Tier. Hopefully people finally realize that he really is a piece of shit. People only laugh at his “comedy” because they’re laughing at a CTE fueled retard.

They put Anderson Silva at 202 because that's what he weighed against Bonnar, despite Anderson Silva weighing in at 206 against James Irvin and personally claiming to be 230lbs.

But for Conor they ignore his weigh ins at welterweight and his weight when he was arrested, and instead cite George Lockhart who has no idea, and is literally guessing (lying, actually, "nutritionists" in mma exaggerate the weight cut to make themselves seem better).

It's just a seething conor hater still crying over anderson being caught for roids.

The Max one is bs as well, it expects you to believe Masvidal and Max, both 5'11 and one with a broad fame and noticable bodyfat the other with the opposite fight at the same weight. Even though Max looked small next to Poirier and Masvidal makes Poirier look small.

what schaub documentary?

Any update on Schaub's net worth?

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it will continue to grow at a linear rate as long as brennan makes a guest appearance on JRE once per fiscal quarter.

don't even bother it's fucking stupid. literally an hour of some incel crying about schaub

>w-wobbled!!!
That's really all you have to say to criticize him?

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the instagram post that they cite says he was back to 171 in 2 hours. The fight isn't till a day later. Why they cite his weight 2 hours after weigh in as his cage weight the next day is bizarre on the surface, but obvious that they are trying to downplay the weight of all of conor's opponents.

The 166lb weight for Khabib was based on what Khabib said his weight was 4 days before the weigh in when he was discussing how much weight he had left to cut. Why would you declare his cage weight 5 days later to be the same as that?

If anything Rockhold should've went to welterweight

>just gotta put yourself out there my guy
how?

It was honestly pathetic. It made a few good points but was way too long. The part about Ray Borg's kid and Schaub telling the world he's paying for the treatments and then maybe not coming through is fucked, because people would stop donating if a celebrity says he's paying 100%. Schaub stealing that joke word-for-word. Schaub turning the UFC Dr. into a cartoonish stereotype.

The rest was stupid. Wow, he says goofy shit and mispronounces words? Stop the presses and call the fucking cops. He calls out Callen's BS tough-guy stories? What a monster. His calmedy isn't good? We been had known that.

Who fucking cares? It was a waste of time and the guy that made that video is autistic as fuck.

My formal review: dicey dicey.

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every here could heem me

Id rather hug you against the fence for a humiliating performance for the both of us

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I think you'd be surprised

I feel I could land on beige frequency

Whatever your online dating app of choice is. It's the only way

‘I’m gonna get surgery then fight Tyron late next year’

too many wallstallers in welterweight

What did he mean by this

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take notes Gooby

he doesn't like when khabib lunges into range to strike instead of jabbing his way inside.

Fat mod is fat

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you're still crying over this bro

All I'm saying is that if Conor beat Khabib, the night would have ended more peacefully with a handshake between Khabib and Conor.

I'd shove that nerd in the water.

>Youtube "documentary"
>It's just some cheeto dust king whinging about benen shalb
Finally rogan does a good thing. What a fucking loser lmoa, that nigga deadass spent a month making some bitch ass, faggot ass, hater ass, cheeto dust having ass, no life ass, incel ass, soi ass, cope ass, jealous ass, cracker ass, pussy ass, nerd ass, homo ass, cringe ass, whinge ass, white ass, dumb ass, head ass video about some podcaster.

>whinging
It's 'whining', retard.

>Win fight
>Chimp out
What a retard

Retard boi

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Anybody else think Schaub has potential to have a career as great or even better than The Rock?

I see him getting cocky and over extending

I can't believe I spent the last night of my 20s watching a schaub critique

Shut the fuck up boomer

Beige frequency more like reddit frequency LMAO
Holy fucking cringe dweeb

Does it get more pathetic? If he likes Shalom so much he should marry him.

brandon schlub is a subhuman and needs to be culled

>/heem/ calling WMMA has worst outcomes than tossing a coin

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mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/aspen-ladd-bantamweight-license-suspended-california-weight-ufc-commission

This piece goes in depth into it.

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Bit nervous for my big boi DC going into the Stipe rematch.

Stipe finna get dabbed on

Don't be, when Step wins it'll be okay cause we all know he's a world champion.

RATE

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Lmfao at anyone who rates nathan diaz because he beat mcgroger and Johnson. Diaz has always been a can that can't adjust his game plan. There's a reason the stupid mf hadn't fought in three years

He has jack shit for Pettis and pettis only loses to wrestlers

Pettis is a turbo can

Gay porn/10

Peach of a record b

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>and pettis only loses to wrestlers

>Holloway
>Poirier
>Ferguson
>Barboza
>Palaszewski

oh for sure

instagram.com/tv/B084KF3nmdx/

man... i feel for dc

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megan is only 32 but i feel age is catching up to her quickly
look at her eyes
they're all wrinkly

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I have arthritis in my wrist too, so I sympathize with him.

how much do you bench?

every time...
although usually it's an american who'll ask me that

How much do you bench?

I benched your mum last night

Is that you Hafþór?

lads i was jerking off and a drop of load accidentally got on bedspread, how the fuck do you remove the stain?

Just buy a new bed lol wtf are you poor dude?

i did, these are new

You don't show any restraint, I'd catch you with a cheeky left and put you to sleep on your semen stained mattress lil bitch.

>bunch
"dc's fighting next week"
>dc
"hit the buy button. it's on the espn app. buy. it's only 70 bucks."
>khabib
"buy? we have russian link. never pay brother"

LMAO

also: never have i seen a video series that captures so well what it's like to be in an mma gym with guys preparing for fights

THIRTY MINUTES OF PURE MMA KINO
PLEASE WATCH

youtube.com/watch?v=lN0S84BX1Ok

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get in my guard and see what happens homo

Ferguson is a wrestler you retarded fucking retard

I'll hold you down and start pounding away, faggot.

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Shut the fuck up before I Chris benoit you're fuck ASS

White belt bitch

I think he means the russian sports channel Match TV, which broadcasts (legally) the UFC fights for free in every country that Putin wants to like Russia.

Perry gets flushed tonight

Extremely based and redpilled

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Real wrestling has medals queerbait

I miss getting free boxing and UFC when I lived in Europe. It made me into a big mayweather and Keith Jardine fan.

we never get free boxing unless it's a big european bout (the joshua fights that took place in england were broadcast for free on an open channel)

ufc is also broadcast for free on an open channel

all the fights (since the new tv deal) can be watched here: www.veronicatv.nl/programmas/UFC/gevechteb

messed up the link:

www.veronicatv.nl/programmas/UFC/gevechten

When hbo boxing was a thing I always got up at 3 am to watch it for free

daniel cormier

It's over for brenda

vimeo.com/352604749

a lot of these are bs the usman "source"doesn't say anything about his cage weight

Someone translate this for me please

streamable.com/8pgnf

YA BLOCKBUSTERS

jj after osp: uhh sorry guys i know this wasn't my best performance...
jj after smith: uhhh sorry guys i know this wasn't my best performance...
jj after santos: uhhh sorry guys i know this wasn't my best performance...

how exactly is this ped taking mongloid still considered an exciting fighter?
that's three out of his last five fights that were fucking boring
is he even a drawl?
let's be real: does any give a shit about jones outside of his fights with dc?
he's helped because the ufc builds great cards around him but if his cards had been top heavy, no one would buy the ppv

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Halo effect. He's a bum.

that's based. need to get a dutch vpn.

just want to see heems tbqhwy

>photograssers

twitter.com/HenryCejudo/status/1159995068893290497

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Hey photograssers! Ya blockbuster! The new iPhone's Netflix!

fronk yedgard, y'blockbuster
triple C is Netflix

based triple c

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Gay poorg

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Fronkie urionically flushed Cejudo

Faustralia

Will there ever be a fight like this again?

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Shit fight

Where is the webm if Usman shouting in Bobby's general direction and Bobby looking around KNOWING he wasnt talking to him?

Gotta love Colby

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he should just call Usman a nigger, would be funny to see how people would react

Wasn't Ostovich supposed to fight Macedo tonight? Or am I mistaken? was looking forward to jerk off desu

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Brian "CTE Shitty" Roidtega tested positive again, news might not be out for a while since USADA now takes a long time to reveal names but once you hear it just remember lithfag told you first desu

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>tfw we will finally end the natty goat debate in a week

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Brian "toilet sissy" pooppissa

Tony vs Gay cheese

Prime Natty Yoel heems Prime Natty Costa, but flushed Natty Costa heems flushed Natty Yoel

>already coping

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She pulled out, we have Macedo vs Viana instead

>all these thots on call
UFC got game

Who is your favorite WMMA fighter? For me, it's Aspen "160" Ladd.

For me it's rika

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the judges couldn't even figure out winners, no shame here

lol 4 wrong

>moving down in weight to try to take King Henry's belt

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Putting a cheeky hunnit on pooier by first round ko lads

Why would Usman be scared of Colby? Have you seen him fight?

Hed get cut desu.

Smiff fight wasnt even bad it was better than Gus fight.

the ufc would cut him. also it's a dick move

this is headlining in tampa. fuck the ufc.

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So is everything else hes done, lol. His comments against Tate is worse than "nigger".

another episode of MMA KINO with THE BJJ POPE JOHN DANAHER

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2zyy0cu7dA

full reptile has some great videos
you guys should check it out

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"no"

how much do you think i bench bro?

426 x 5

"don't care"

>he uses meme words just like us!

State of Colby fans

use the jab

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Luque is going to flatline perry

Someone want to take over the picks?

t. filthy animal

No idea why he's not a star, Brazilian Chad who speaks English and finishes every fight.

this is true

Fuck you

He probably hits harder than Perry as well which is insane because he doesn't even load up.

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Does anyone have the audio of the Colby/Tate interview?

Can I bet somewhere on Mike joining ONE FC after tomorrow?

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doesn't exist. tate and mccucknell went full shut it down and deleted Colby's interview out when they uploaded the show it to the internet.
only those who were listening live got to hear it.
We must demand that it be released though.

Usman is going to duck Covington.

lame. everything I've read that Colby said was the truth

they're soft
imagine not being able to handle that banter

And as a veepee of ONE FC, you should know what a heel shtick is.

Not in the eyes of the UFC. There would be so much backlash , especially since he supports Trump.

what? you're soft bro.

"VP" lol, they probably pay her like six figures to do media and promote the company while she pretends to be an executive

ONE probably has a legion of VPs like a lot of companies do

A legit one

The whole ONE FC just looks like a money laundering scheme to me.

Don't sleep on Perry

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>don't sleep on the unranked can

>Perry and his cornerman, former UFC middleweight Alex Nicholson, were accused of racism after Nicholson shouted during the pre-fight introductions, saying, "He can't even open his motherf--king eyes." referring to his Korean opponent Hyun Gyu Lim. Nicholson also referred to Lim as "Dung Him Kong Jung Foo," in a Facebook post.
>does blackface
>says nigger
>dressed up as a native american

how does perry keep getting away with it

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Lel

Anyone feel like the cards fucking suck right now? Looking back at this summer the only good cards were 238 and 239. Let's face it,every fight card sucked and so did 240. The Uruguay card will fucking suck and so will the China one as well. What's going on with the UFC?

id heem aspen ladds mom honestly
instagram.com/p/B01dVarlAsb/

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>Mr. White, Colby just called Usman a nigger
>Media day
>Dana, why didn't you cut that racist fighter?
>>Listen, we've got a guy who said the N-word vs an African fighter.. if this is the fight the fans wanna see... We'll make it happen
>Cue colby demolishing niggers until the great black hope arrives

I guess this will finally settle the ads vs boobs debate

Isn't it funny how without trash talk or the UFC nobody on this planet would give a shit who she is? She made her money from it and now she's off to Asia preaching about being a good girl and respecting everyone

the talented portion of their roster is getting old and can't fight as often as dana wants. every card gets the wmma filler treatment. there are too many events.

Wmmgay

dude we have the card of the year next week...
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH THEN YA GOOF!!!

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Luque is getting mugged he can't handle perry's power and pressure

shut up mexican phoneposter

>cards every week
>all the good fighters fight in a lapse of 5 weeks and have to take breaks
>for the other 6-7 weeks we get wmma and prelim bums card
espn was a mistake

hm bings and bongs till main card?

bro. it doesn't matter. luque isn't on the rankings. even if perry wins, he is still an unranked can.

10 bongs, 2am cest time

Anyone see Perry shit talking Colby? Amazing how a guy that fucking sucks feels like he's better than raw American steel with twisted sex appeal

tyvm

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>ywn go to spa with platinum and till

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*shits on Coen*

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YOU CANT BE FAMOUS! YOU CANT BE SUCCESSFUL! YOU'RE A BULLY!

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doesnt geltmacher mean moneymaker?

Too many cards, an ageing talent pool with young prospects having trouble breaking into the sport due to being crushed by strong wrestlers or USADA, I'd say the UFC has a good 2-3 years until a new generation of talent really gets their feet in the game, guys like Till for example could easily be the future down the road

he's black himself

Hook up apps are more or less worthless as a guy unless you're a 7.5/10 Or above. If you're an average guy, approaching girls on nights out is much easier since they basically have to acknowledge you and you can pretend to be interesting.

based and groupchatpilled

>unless you're a 7.5/10 Or above
lad unless your deformed or under 5'10 anyone can be a 7.5 with a little work

she's actually hotter than her daughter, not that actually a hard thing to do

very aesthetic body but she should go easy on the makeup

They're running everything as cheaply as possible before they resell & cash out

This channel made me a fan of both DC and Khabib, I want a buddy cop movie with them

>buy? we have russian link. never pay brother

based

the ufc's premier striker

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anyone have the audio from colby on tate's show?

who is your least liked female fighter?

What if nobody buys?

valentina shevchenko

based

all of them. w"mma" was a mistake.

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if you combined valentina's forehead with liz's jaw would that head be capable of losing consciousness?

looking forward for the heems tonight

I love Shev

if carmouche wins all 3 wmma champs will be you know what

former steroid abusers

t. dump

Chaoslby "chaos" chaosvington

kaytlin choowhatever

I need some good heems tonight with this recent news

went to the bakery and saw a smokeshow with a juicy bunda walking down the street, blatantly looked at her ass and a couple of old men started laughing at me

Chaosmaru "the chaotic chaosmare" chausman

Someone will shoot up the arena now that kikes need a distraction

Not buying tickets to UFC Tampa strictly because WMMA is headlining. Big mistake on their part because I love to gamble.

what news

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there might be no guns in Uruguay

my name jeff

What is Costa's strength even (except evading usada)?

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oh bovada wasn't taking bets on that

He punches people so hard it sounds like gunshots are going off, you can watch his fights blind folded and you'll be able to tell when it's him hitting the other guy

He punches people so hard it sounds like gunshots are going off, you can watch his fights blind folded and you'll be able to tell when it's him hitting the other guy

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Are you actually under the impression that Valentina isn’t a lesbo?
She and her sister spend literally all their time together, have never had boyfriends, and probably sleep in the same bed.

>quote
>soi.jpg
The new neckbeard.

are u implying that she have sex with her sister

>beat Alvarez
>one loss to Barbosa, all others to champs
>taps elite BJJ guy, KOs elite striker
Oh for sure you arent a cazzie my man

100% chance
He's already preparing his injury to set up Colby's interim title defense vs Masvidal

the one that has no power and sloppy technique

I actually quite like his striking, 60% power shots thrown around the guard, just enough to keep the other guy honest

He unironically wins all those rematches

Their little manlet ogre coach is smashing them both

KEK

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he outchads his opponents

>pettis batting below .500 against top level competition
same as diaz. matchmakers got this one right.

imagine if you walked in on that and they shagged you at the same time to keep quiet about it haha wouldn't that be so weird haha

He throws some of the best boxing combinations in terms of pure damage. He mixes it up really well to the body and head

Bidetrian "Toilet-City" Cantega hasn't fought in 9 months. What a waste of a boy.

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this, he just runs blokes down

I have no idea. In all his wins his opponents just seem to give up.. they are not getting ko’d in any way they simply go down and stop fighting it’s bizarre

I don’t see him staying undefeated for long

No dude what the fuck is funny about that? That's not just weird, it's disgusting. Incest is a telltale sign of a society's lack of moral fiber.

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It makes perfect sense for a guy who's strength is his wrestling anyway. Why wing power shots when you can shut most fighters down using weak but effective striking and grappling.

that would certainly be a fun time

Name one(1) fighter who isnt a pussy

Nate

michael bisping

Hits like a pussy

Conor McGregor is undefeated in title defenses btw

Literally can't think of any.

>brazilian with conors dick in his mouth

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Ducks top contenders like a pussy

Conor also never lost a rematch, while Khabib never won a rematch.

Really makes you think why Khabib is ducking him...

are u really that much of a brainlet

Yeah like GSP

this

also this

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This, colby is the rightful king of brazil now

that's what I thought as well

youtu.be/Aon-jaOSt7M

>you will never teach your young sons how to fight and defend themselves from a young age
>you will never find a woman to bear your children
>you will never be a father
>you will die alone

What's the point bros...

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off to take a walk with my doggo

must be hell having a life like this indeed

kmeo

How tall are you? If under 1.85m, as a Dutchman you must end your life right now.

why do you keep telling yourself this, work hard and it might happen

if i ever have a kid i'm teaching bjj to him

Colby "Chaos" Covington

You can do all of this lol, well maybe not if you're over 35 but oh well!

Colby "Chaos" Covington

Send your wife and son to me in america for half the year and ill teach him how to wrestle. Were gonna create a ufc champion, brother.

kek, we actually have a bunch of wrestling gyms here nowadays

Closet "Diarrhea" Explosington

You think it competes with america/russia?

Walk out songs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1k6ostxtkLo

Hey guys I'm a huge Mike Perry fan.

Does he have a chance today against Vincent Luque?

No

at no point in that fight did he actually wrestle you retard fucker

Piss Carpoos is fighting in a main event of a UFC card in 2019?

What the fuck/?

She does EVERYTHING with her sister. They train together, travel together, live together. They have been doing that for all their lives and are now in their 30s. That is not normal.
Why no boyfriends? If Cris Cyborg has a boyfriend then the shev sisters can get boyfriends.
They are absolutely having sex with each other. I am not sure about how their coach is involved.

Not a big chance. It would be more fun to see him heem cans in Bellator, he could have a highlight reel there, only boring decisions in UFC.

That's a good one. Does Canby "Cloakroom" Chamberpot have any chance at winning the real belt?

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Cringejudo is a can

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Yes. Perry has actual talent and incredible athleticism but has been shit due to poor coaching. He fought a much smarter fight against Evil Cowboy and I expect him to do the same against Luque. He’ll probably still lose but he can definitely present problems

>Cringejudo

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Favorite non Male mma fighter?

Appreciated. He just might get there, but no defences.

FUCK JANNIES

FUCK MIDGETS

FUCK NIGERIANS

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Fallon Fox for me

160 fucking pounds in the cage.

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Assfat Lard surely didn't took well that loss

How is she even allowed to compete in professional sports? She's such a fat tub of shit.

>>beat Alvarez
dude he clearly lost the 3rd and the 1st

the rule is no more than 10% weight gain. so if she fought at 145 pounds instead of 135 pounds she would still have to stop at 160 pounds or she'd be breaking the rule

>joanna in workout gear
>waterson dolled up
what did the ufc mean by this?

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She's not a dyke

I met her at a gun range and she's hot as fuck. Super sexy legs Jesus. But her little coach keeps a tight leash on her away from dudes. She definitely fucks men.

his hits look like they pack a big fucking punch my man

They're both wearing fight gear

not that guy but this is true

Are Nate and Nick gay also?

They let Askren fight a top 10 fighter, the commission is absolutely unreliable.

name the be submission

Oh for sure Dustin is a peach my guy

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Lots of good bangers today lads

I get the impression that he's one of those handler type guys like you see wit the Chinese fighters

MJ had some good fights tho

This doesn't lessen his chances against pillowfister like Khabib.

>Lots of good bangers today lads

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Caz

Who knew that walking your dog's isn't what professional athletes do to stay in shape.

>Michael Johnson
Fer sure a bum. Kill yourself moron. I don't know how you cheeto dust faggots even have the gall to flub your disgusting jowls when you'll never train let alone step into a cage lmao

remember when this was every other picture posted here

no I only started watching MMA 4 months ago

based

I always thought he sends body shots at 100% as a warning, like "man, drop now, or I'll hit you in the head". He does that for a while and once they feel his power they decide to not risk CTE so they fall after some body shots, just as Hall did.

heem should co-produce a documentary to redpill the masses on Brendan Schaub

gib

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Disgusting belly button

instagram.com/p/B04BqGHhwLG/
hope she stays bros

Didnt one of you cheeto dawlsted losers already do this?

is it me or do boxers have better chins than mma fighters
if so, why is that?

Oh for sure MJ is a munster b

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don't be such a nitpick nick
must win for her

they wear pillows

Khabib is undefeated

>pillowfister
>Khabib has 10 TKO wins
>MJ only has 8

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MJ took the first 2 rounds though

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

And here comes the only downside of drinking for me, about 5 minutes in my face gets really really hot for about 10-20 minutes. Then when it subsides I'm good for the rest of the night no matter how much I drink.

No idea why.
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@Punisher_Bass
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Mmmmm, I love the taste of bourbon.
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@Punisher_Bass
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Either Gamestop double fucked me on UFC Undisputed 3 and GT5, or I fear something is wrong with my PS3's hard drive. Neither game will install, they just hang about half way through. The fuck is going on here.
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@Punisher_Bass
Aug 9

Fuck cheetolini.

jamal

lol that fucking zilch bathe infrequently got flushed by schaub

both have 8 tko/ko wins, has khabib ever ko'd someone tho?

your max bench press for 5 repetitions?

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what if usa wins the world cup tho?

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Unironically, What if the United States of American Men's Team Wins the 2022 World Cup?

>tfw you get suicided while under suicide watch in solitary confinement

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Who cares even if they did?

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its tough out there my man you never know when a random suicide might happen in a maximum security prison under 24/7 watch

>remember when this was every other picture posted here
all me

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We should call this sport mixed martial farts because it STINKS

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Is he... dare I say it... based?

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Favorite female fighter?

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REPORT /fs/ posters they're with epstein

He's not dead until I see a body

I'll refrain from commenting until Derek Schott, Bloody Elbow Community Manager sheds some light on this latest turn of events.

Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Grow up.
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How many bongs?

*is based

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*sucks ur dick*

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What dem lips do?

This jobless loser is still spamming 3 years later? Wow you'd think they'd find a cure for whatever mental illness he's suffering from

Maybe cause he hits really hard with volume

There is a cure, it's called euthanasia

Has he ever been properly tagged? How did he do if so. Can't say I've seen many Natty Paulo fights.

thawlts on this, b?

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Put my money on Latifi, lads.
Could Volkan stretch his losing streak to 4?

Literally how brain damaged are you to be doing this for over 1000 days? Do you have no shame?

im not even the spammer. you're a faggot though, my dude.

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You're demented beyond belief to still be doing this years later

He's actually based and started posting pictures of dead women.

I have no idea how you guys identify other posters.
I've posted here regularly for years and I have no idea who this supposed spammer is.

I'm surprised Kunchenko isn't a bigger favourite tonight. There is where the smart money is.

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>Agolf Twitler

That's because you're one of the few who actually comes to talk about sports

>he's still monitoring several forums, keeping them clean of off-topic pro-conservative posts in order to satisfy his irl impotency complex
L O L

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Uriah knocked him down with a glancing shot while Costa was blitzing forward.

What made you this way?

ronda for forcing them into the ufc where now we're stuck with them

Uriah chinleted him, Costa has literally zero chin now.

Unironically a lot of TKOs are like this though.
Fighters are too proud to just quit, but they'll take an out if they're offered one.

This is cringy af fåmålåmàzõïd stop acting like a 4chandroid and ignore spamboi till he posts pictures of dead women to trigger the wmma discord trannies itt

What's wrong with you?

I reckon Derek could heem me

for sure keep citing splinternews in your tweets that on average receive 1/4 of a like you fat fucking loser

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You're really annoying thinking you're about to talk some sense into a basket case who's spent years spamming an irrelevant little shithole. This is captain save a ho tier, it's a mummers farce, a fool's errand, a wild goose chase. What's wrong with you?

reported to FBI for antisemitism

Anyone want to finish the UFC picks for tonight?

Is this guy a writer for Bloody Elbow or something?

ok Bang Flushkren is based again

Genuinely what goes through the head of a cuck? Why do they feel the need to defend niggers and spics on the internet? Dont they realize this sort of shit makes nigs and spics hate them even more?

MOTHERFUCKING THIS

Moderator

he's the type of person who's acquired moderator status across several major MMA forums and uses it to delete posts that he disagrees with politically. he's a pathetic subhuman. just a real disappointment.

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they think they're saving them like a dolphin cuaght in a fishing net or something

Did he steal your girlfriend or something?

The image of this gross freak sitting in his car swallowing an entire box of doughnuts actually turns my stomach

Interested in Khabib v Tibau 2

iAmTheBay is always kino

will DC get heemed though?

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Roidson tibau got fucked last time and would get fucked again

derek schott has never had sex before

Eddie said a few weeks ago on that conspiracy podcast that they would kill Epstein.

When will he stop being right?

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Yet you're here obsessing over him all day

heres hoping i dont pass out before the card starts

Would you be mad if it turned out that he got his dick wet before you?

not exactly a bold prediction 2bh

He won every round, dont kid yourself

Post the link

This. anyone could have seen it coming

What are some 'must watch' fights this evening lads?

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________ wins the rematch

This card is so bad

>le if you don’t X then you Y tweet
yeah I think this is cringe

Diaz

gayne pessoa
viera piechota
oezdemir latifi
luque perry

Frankie

Allow me to redpill you, my son
>Macedo/Viana
>Gane/Pessoa
>Burns/Kunchenko
>Oezdemir/Latifi
>Bandenay/Garagorri
>Luque/Perry
Skip the main event btw unless you want to see Val's bunda

Which one kek

im only watching the perry fight

Aldo
Max
Henderson
Ortega

You already know the answer

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This is the thread

How is wrestling even real just stand up literally just get up instead of crying to the ref

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He gets flushed again by everyone on that list and twice on a sunday

based retarded ref

>Gaethje
How did you guys pronounce it first time you saw it?

Someone is getting heem'd

Gay Cheese

Guy-thj

gaythjee

Shit-head

...

Gate-yee

Has any fighter ever tweeted in the corner between rounds? Do they frisk cornermen before the fight or could they smuggle in your phone?

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have sex you disgusting retard.

what time does this card start? living in CA

Man, I wanna see the venezuelan whore get heemed so bad

Is he under Eddie yet?

subhuman muslim, who cares?

Stipe