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Insanity Edition

CLE: Callaway dealing with high-ankle sprain
OAK: AB willing to quit football over helmet issue
OAK: AB's helmet issue has created 'disconnect'
IND: Colts confident Luck will be ready for Week 1
CLE: Antonio Callaway hit with 4-game suspension
KC: Andy Reid says Chiefs will use RB committee
NYG: Shurmur: 'Slow your roll' on a QB controversy
ATL: Falcons: Julio extension 'around the corner'
HOU: Rapsheet: Coutee has 'not major' ankle injury
DET: Jermaine Kearse breaks leg, injures ankle

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The New England Patriots are the official team of America.

1st for Steelers!

SKOL

Still here, still gonna complain about minute fucking things.

Cleveland Browns (13-3)

*wins the AFC South*

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>tfw CAR did a photoshoot for the explicit purpose of making a literal hundred .gifs for their fans to shitpost on the internet with
Also happy 25th to my JAX and CAR friends

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Bridgewater wins superbowl MVP

>why yes, it IS an officially licensed NFL authentic. Thank you for complimenting my Lamar Jackson jersey.

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fix your shit field, saints

>Starting RB
>Slips at LoS
What the fuck?

Snell fucking sucks Pittsburgh bros...
why did bell leave

>old gay

Commercials?
Nah, Steelers comfy cam

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of course its a fucking leaf

so many damn flags

I just want to wear a comfy helmet, user

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why yes, I DO rate Adam Thielen, how could you tell?

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i hate this fucking double standard

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I though he said Pittsburgh is a shithole.

>"who dat" is your team's slogan.
is there a single more artificial and forced slogan in the entire league?

Goddamnit, Rhodes.

Is wearing another man's name on you a form of cuckoldry, or just homoeroticism?

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>THIELEN/DIGGS IS THE BEST RECEIVING CORPS IN THE NFL!

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>gif
>not webm
Nigga technology

>universally loved.
objectively false.
>universally hated.
also false, people just acknowledge he is a terrible "quarterback."

Based Mayfield working the subhuman raven marks

>countless flags
yeah maybe for steeler fans

>Black scrambling QB
>Doesn't have experience running from cops
Shit tier pick

dat spear
based

Preseason flagb owl

Lamar finna boutta go 3-13. Enjoy your running back posing as a quarterback.

You’re the last person who can talk about what is and isn’t gay or pathetic in regards to being owned by another man.
>7,652 Tom Brady images on your hard drive
>me and brady’s sixth knee

Jackson is actually a very likable guy even if you cant understand a word out of his cornball mouth. Mayfield is a Manziel tier douche.

They are certainly up there

spearing is now known as shaziering

Awkward...

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Not even watching this season as there's no point. The season will be over by mid October like always meanwhile Pats fags get to jerk themselves off with yet another owl. Who cares.

yah and dey keep kneelin like dey hate our cuntry! i aint gonna watch it.
>he watches it

Found Yea Forums

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What's this from?

You could appreciate history being made as Brady/Hoody get another ring and widen the gap

>canada

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The file name...

the best to never win a conference championship, let alone a SB.

wow, you found a fat disheveled person in pittsburgh

>bradysknee loves a movie about a roastie whore
top kek

>Why yes, I do use a tripcode and I am also a fan of the New England Patriots. How ever did you know?

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>muh appreciation
Hurrrrrr

Like finding hay in a haystack.

me on the right

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>yinzers

So by your retarded logic golden tate and doug baldwin in 2013 were better?

Deplorable.

You don't want to witness history being made? All those legendary players and teams you never got to watch form their legacy, but now you get a chance to.

sidney rice is the next randy moss

>le use wembs as a fapkin for Brady's cummies man

so have the vikings fixed their kicking situation yet?

zeke or saquon #1 overall

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Not really. Bailey is slightly better than having Walsh, but still unreliable.

Saquon

This nigga still playing?

gordon

Couldn't fucking care less about that shit

Saquon. Zeke might holdout and Saquon is the entire Giants offense.

Saquon. He’s not a nigger like zeke and cancer OBJ isn’t there anymore to taint him

>Rudolph to Washington for a TD
PISTOLS FIRING
OOOOOO-SSSSSSS-UUUUUUUU
COWBOYS

well take your fucking ball and go home little baby man

Saquon, Gints are gonna be running alot this year.

To clarify, it was a sarcastic dig at WR duos / lineups that never go on to win anything of true merit as a team. I was not saying that Mini had / has the best duo to not ever win a SB or a conference championship.

Oh I will. My team isn't ever winning shit.

who dat fuckers

It's fun to watch it. I'm a bucs fan, so I have to find joy elsewhere

A baby is a little man.

no a dwarf is a little man

Cringe

Is anyone doing a Yea Forums Fantasy league this year? Sneak usually organizes them but I think he got AIDS and died.

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wish real games were like this. Hardly any ads just pure football

rip

You can only watch your team shit the bed for so long.
>2002 was 17 years ago
>We will never have an all-star defense again

If zeke plays

Zeke > Mccaffrey > Saquon

>retard hasn't figured out how to post on Yea Forums during commercials, shoot the shit with someone else and discuss the game, or do something else
How do people this dumb still exist? Figured you would have choked to death by now.

So organize one yourself fag

Kill yourself

Underrated post

Who is /nfl/s favorite poverty ball team? For me its Fly Emerates

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CMC especially if any PPR whatsoever

F

lmao what a faggot

And have OldGay join in? Then again, it'd be easy since his team would be "LamarJacksonshouldimpregnateme".

That was pretty weak, dawg.

Why in the fuck isn't Teddy gunning it instead of pulling this dumpoff shit?

>ywn have a lil twink waiting at home for you to manhandle him after every game
I want Aaron's life.

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because black qb's cant throw

>Kicker
>Gay
It fits.

Hello kikeoid, suck any babby penises lately?

>Sneak

Except Warren Moon. But for fucks sake there should at least be a fucking attempt.

Don't remind me.

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Kamara

>Bucs kicker
>55yd field goal
Is this allowed?

Steelers broadcast hot mic
Shame he didnt say some good shit

>thinking brainlet sean payton will let the football chucker throw it more than 10 yards

do you not remember teddy? he has a noodle arm

...do I have magic powers?

XFINITY

Why?

My favourite golfer. Hoping he can pull the win off this weekend.

is Rudolph ELITE?

Same happened during one of the other preseason games yesterday. I think it was Dolphins/Falcons. Sportscasters talking for like 30-40 seconds when they thought they were off air.

I remember him throwing like shit, but at least throwing it more than a yard behind the fucking LoS.

yes

Why does Sean McVay and Belichick have bitch-tits?

SAINTS GETTING BTFO

I understand what he's saying though. What Brady/Beli/Kraft and the whole Pats org are doing is bloody incredible and can only be marvelled at, fair play to them its insane.

But part of the appeal of the NFL is the parity and that anyone win any given season. And the Pats have kinda turned the NFL into Nadal at the French Open. Its incredible what they're doing, but you wanna see different winners.

It's where they store their football knowledge

AB is super fragile with his ego. He's dumb enough to not wear the proper protective gear for his cryogenic recovery and he blames the helmet change for the primary reason he hasn't returned to practice. You can have all the talent and be paid all the money you want, but you can't fix stupid and ignorant.

You'll have bitch tits when you're 70 too, bitchknees.

So you're 70?

Saints better fucking hope Brees stays on playing like Brady is. Bridgewater is shit covered ass.

It's obvious that he's just making excuses for whatever real reason he's staying away from the Raiders. Dude is scared now that he's out of Pittsburgh. Now that it's time to put up or shut up, he realizes he made a mistake.

>Its incredible what they're doing, but you wanna see different winners.
No I don't. I want to see good football. Teams need to either step the fuck up or sit back down.

Yeah bit the league parity is what makes what they do even more incredible. The league is designed to prevent this from happening and they still do it. If you cant appreciate that then you're a salty person who probably got butt blasted when the Pats rolled your team

>go almost a decade with the national reputation that a 95 year old white midwest baseball fan would be proud of
>suddenly in a single offseason throw your hat in the ring for biggest diva WR of all time
Is it the CTE?

That comparison doesn't apply. The Pats don't only win under certain situations compared to others most of the time. Take away Clay and Nadal doesn't rival the best of the best in terms of total championships. Roger > Nadal when it comes to outside of Clay.

Rip treadwell

Good, fuck AB. I hope he gets headhunted.

>Ain'ts

AB lucked into being drafted by a perennial contender, a HoF QB, and an ownership combination, along with his natural talent. Take away the first 3 and you see what personality and work ethic leaves you with. AB will crash and burn, no mater how great his talent is. Belle will find the same problems, but he's smart enough, so far, to keep his mouth shut.

t. Pats fans

Ab is a 6th round pick and isn’t even that fast and is undersized.

I think he has a pretty good work ethic considering what he’s turned his career into

He’s just gone off the deep end but he’s not lazy

Does Dobbs have eyebrows?
Something about his face is off

god the saints look like trash

Nah I'm a bucs fan.

nah I'm an Oilers fan

he has 0 body hair

Vikings will miss the playoffs again

Saints defense playing like shit

My point was while you can Marvel at what these incredible teams/athletes are doing, unless your a personal fan of them it gets a little stale. I remember losing interesr in tennis in the mid 2000's just cause Federer was so, so dominant. I respect the hell out of the guy, one of the best ever, but sitting down for a slam knowing there's a 95% chance he was gonna win lost its interest.

Anything can happen in the NFL, thats what makes it so exciting. An injury here or there and thats season done, postseason being one and done will always produce shocks. If Pats win the SB again all I can do is appreciate it and say well done to my TV, but 4 SB's in 6 years isn't exactly the amazing parity that makes the NFL so exciting and thrilling.

>run
>run
>run

strike 3, user. Truth hurts.

t. Honorary Pats fans

ameer is fucking trash

>tfw I actually really like the Vikings as a team
>tfw have annoying co-workers who are ultra fans
>tfw seeing them seethe as their team loses brings me sweet bliss
No offence Vikes, but I will always root against you

shouldn't you be in a pub somewhere drowning food in malt vinegar?

Hey, don't knock it on french fries.

The Vikings would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Vikings fans should just quit. Eternal chokers.

Don't worry, we'll choke to hell again as usual, so you can enjoy more schadenfreude.

dat nigga Holton fast

aren't you the nigga who likes music recorded for middle aged black women?

Then blame it on burn out and maximizing peak accomplishment. I wouldn't call him lazy, but work ethic easily encompasses putting up with adversity when uncontrolled factors are removed. Therefore, remove a HoF QB, ownership that is proven to make excellent moves consistently, and a team that, no matter the individual pieces that are found with it, competes at the top end of a conference year in and year out, and you'll see what an individual does to adjust to new horizons. AB is showing us that, so far, he's not holding up all too well. His work ethic is coming into question. Take away the 6th round pick factor. He's already proven that he was looked over and overcame his previous issues. Players are only given extremely short windows to prove themselves. He's showing us that he did extremely well with what he was given, and he's also showing us that outside of those contingencies he's not holding up all too well.

Disregard that, minnesota is gettin Giannis next year

If you can't find entertainment / appreciation for it then it's you that probably needs to move on and find something else to dwell on and/or interest in.

And now I have someone going to spam Minnesomalia or Vicuck shit. Fuck it, imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thanks.

Guys, I'm thinking Rudolph IS ELITE

little ben scared

why are you talking to yourself

>literally addicted to (You)s

I'm not, I have someone else using the name because I'm not using tripcodes.

My man

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Quit kidding yourself

damn this browns draft was good

This guy gets it

>Post yfw da Browns win da Superb Owl

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Yes because I'm the only person who gets a little tired when an individual/team dominate a particular sport. Because millions of NBA fans weren't sick of GSW and they only won 3 championships.

Don't be so damn naive, fair enough you don't give a shit when there's pure dominance in a sport, but millions do.

I still look forward to this NFL season, hell more than most years, just accepting the NFC is probably gonna be more exciting and open.

Someone found a pic of AB's painted helmet. Not too bad, honestly

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Time to become a tripfag, I fucking guess. Hope this shit works.

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That silver is way off. The fuck was he thinking?

what a bitch
now everyone hates you even more

Cry

Fuck off, tripfag

Question American lads, do you prefer offense or defense?

Cause although the occaisonal shoot out is fun, I love seeing top defenses completely dominate an offense. The Bears/Rams game last year was one of the league's best and a better watch than Rams/Chiefs, imo. Less Arena Football, more proper football.

At least you’re not getatanspic

Unironically kill yourself

Defense is based, but I'm from Chicago so it's a natural bias.

For fucks sake fine. Continue with the bullshit.

Can't wait for Brady to run shitdham out of town on the way to winning another owl

Defense because I don't have a short-attention dopamine addiction

Why arent you using your tripcode, samefag?

>doink
>doink

Fair enough, but it took you long enough to explain your position beyond general bullet points to reach this level of passion. No worries. People love to hate the Pats, but it's not like they've won year in and year out for 20 years. They've just been in the discussion and done enough to earn a seat at the table most times than not. The resurgence the last 5 years has truly put a nail in the coffin.

I’m still laughing at the fact that jimmy is still 1-5.

Good plays

I don’t mind a defense battle as long as things are happening, sacks, passes defended, not just overthrown passes or careless fumbles

Lads, I really would like to know which team has the Best Cheerleaders? I was thinking Miami.. but idk

Post evidence to support your arguments

I don't stoop to one word posts. Only low quality shitposting.

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>being a low IQ offensive fag
Ooh I need at least 50 points a game or my ADHD won't be able to handle the intricacies of the game I'm watching!

It takes a balance of both, but without a solid defense you are playing with fire more times than not. 65/35 D/O is a great starting point. Very few teams have had a significantly better offense than defense and won it all, especially over a period of multiple years.

>b-cup
Pass

Where’s your license to post on Yea Forums?

>says the tripfag
You can never be trusted

Biggest thing honestly is just few penalties and no replay

>intricacies
>every team runs a 2 read passing offense at most complex

Brady won't be playing long enough for that to happen. It took like 3 years for Jimmy G to gain that much hype. Brady playing that much longer would be magical at his current level. I want to see it, but I'll believe it only if reality proves it.

Defense. I'd rather see two teams struggle for control than a shitfest of "Who the fuck is even going to win this?" Just give me two good offensive plays in a defensive game and I'm fine.

I like me some defense. Always play a LB in Madden if I can too

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damn anyone else notice how autistic the white cap working pitt/tb is?

It’s about efficient offence and Dominant defence. like I’ll love me a Rodgers Hail Mary but fancy “”””explosive””” offensive plays are meaningless if your defence Is garbage. It’s more disgusting to see wide open jackasses get a layup of a pass vs seeing someone actually drop a pass

based Bucs

No, because I'm on the other game and stuck on eighty fucking Honda ads. I'll take your word for it.

Getting pegged ain’t even gay, fellas

9ers season prediction, thoughts?

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heard some 2nd rate english rugby player is the best NFL player of all time now.

Based retard

Your pussy is the greatest slag to fuck

you aren't beating the browns, sorry

Unbased and bluepilled post

Wait the pornstar QB is alive?

very optimistic

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Good with everything except beating the Browns. Not that they'll be a powerhouse, but they'll likely be strong in the first half of the season. Packers is a bit iffy, but you might be able to win if you can abuse their defense.

>being a tripfag
>all the tripfags samefagging themselves to feel popular on a thai basketweaving forum
>the absolute state

Offensive sells tickets Defense wins championships

Sorry I can't hear you over all the user picks and forced fumbles I get playing strong safety.

Both. The whole boomer “I hate all shootout games! They’re for zoomers that need constant scoring” meme is just tryhard nonsense. They like a shootout as much as anyone. Anyone claiming Chiefs Rams wasn’t exciting is a fucking liar. It would be bad if all games were like that, but there’s nothing wrong with them.

Scrappy games edging towards defense. AFC North division games have been the most entertaining for a while now because they're almost always like that.

Coming off a bye with a questionable secondary looking to prove themselves and if healthy, a much stronger D line. This new defense has seen odell twice, maybe that will help.
Win or lose, should be an exciting match

>ready to eat pizza
>forget about the 60min wait
What skill should I train in osrs to pass the time?

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Slayer

Winco pizza?

Start blasting push-ups

this, always slayer

The comfiest skill of all: WC

Based papa murphy's

Cringe or kino?
Titans go back to being Oilers?
Bucs bring back the creamsicle?
Browns make the owl?
Eli beats Patriots during regular season?
Broncos/Flacco sweep the Chiefs this year
Aaron Rodgers comes out of the closet he’s barely in

Why haven't the Falco s given Julio a new contract yet?

Runecrafting

Oilers back in Houston.

Titans go back to being Oilers?
Cringe
Bucs bring back the creamsicle?
Kino
Browns make the owl?
Cringe if it's this season, give it like 3 years.
Eli beats Patriots during regular season?
Kino
Broncos/Flacco sweep the Chiefs this year
Cringe
Aaron Rodgers comes out of the closet he’s barely in
Kino

you posting is both

Fishing

i want to fuck eric kush

Fucking

Papa Murphy's. I really like their sauce.

>doubting the Vikings

Eli is going get benched after 5 games

The absolute state of NO

>being this obsessed

>Tomlin wasting a challenge on this shit

AB did nothing wrong

I prefer high powered offense but I can watch defense as long as they actually make good plays. If it's just bullshit like the offense is making too many errors that's not good defense

fuck off loser

have sex

old bay is alright. stop being mean to him please

gain height

I’m taller than everyone when I stand on my money.

hit the weights

Trip on old faggot

Spoiler: they have sex with eachother.
"Joven y Alacado"
Rayados my friend. LigaMX is the true soccer league of North America. MLS is for hipsters and least coasters, same with yurotash povertyball.
I agree with your sentiment, it does get droll to have the same team be default AFC bowl contender, but as another pointed out, the onus is on other teams to step up then. ()
Defense, although a well-coordinated offense operating operationally is a thing of beauty.

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He's alright if he was anchored in the bottom of the Chesapeake Bay with a rope and cinder block.

Trigger weights aren’t THAT heavy, user.

>Preseason bucs look exactly like regular season bucs
Why must we suffer like this?
Penalties out the wazoo and we cant get down field to save our lives

Being in mid season form already is pretty good. Just ask the Lions.

take a shower

>we x 2
>our

>poo whore-leans

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Have sex

>he doesn't know the bucs' owner posts on Yea Forums
lurk moar

didn't that dumb faggot Glazer die? good riddance.

What is happening? Watching Steelers game.

Why are the women on nfl sideline staffs all fucking ogres? Do they still get railed?

The Taints suck is all

Ypres!

Ok.

They're down 15-27 in a meaningless game

Genuinely think Kyler Murray is a chance to get actually killed on the field this year. The guy is tiny and has a dogshit O-line

Old bay got raped by a group of kneegroes in the summer of 2019

lol, edgy old man

kek what a bitch

Better than >your team

>OAK: AB willing to quit football over helmet issue
This guy is fucking mentally ill

The steelers have a calico coach?

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/Bills Owl 2020/
LFGM

When did Lamar Jackson become universally hated?

He is s h o o k

Cope

He has Yea Forums universally shook

most talentless hacks do. of course you would know.

He looks like a goblin

No they’re not

This is the year we dem boyz will make it to the super bowl
cap this

Wrong

you have to go back

>we dem boyz
2015 called, it wants its black culture back

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More like we dem goyz, you fucking mutt.

>2015 meme

Like 6th round system babby Tom Bradley?

>aints

Dumb fans think criticism is hate

Lamar is a nice kid but he looks super limited as a passer

OH NO NO NO NO
>AINTS

>aints
OOOOHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAA

>aints
HAAHHAAHAHAH

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AINTS

>rating preseason games
Please tell me you guys dont do this

>punting in a preseason game

>aints
>succs

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What happened? I'm not an insufferable inbred, crawfish sucking faggot.

>aints

Yes you are

aints gettin dabbed on

As a lifelong Saints fan there is nothing that makes me harder than watching Michael Thomas make amazing catches. I mean, look at his catch tonight. Eight yards down the field. Holy fucking shit.

An eight yard catch on a crossing route. God fucking damn. No other NFL wide receiver can make a catch like that. Julio Jonres is probably crying and masturbating thinking about catching passes eight yards down the field. Only Michael Thomas can make those catches. God I am so fucking horny.

>aints

actually I am

>THIS FUCKING COPE
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
ENJOY PAYING THE NEXT AB $20 MILLION PER YEAR
>A I N T S

Fuck this stupid ass Steelers defense. What a bunch of undisciplined NIGGERS!

Reminder that Tom Brady is the only player to be federally convicted of cheating in NFL history

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Ahahahahaha its fucking true

So who are your Pre-season week one rookie Busts and Boasts?

Busts:
Haskins
Metcalf
Marquise Brown

Boasts:
Quinnen Williams
Josh Allen
Brian Burns
Devin Bush

Bubble:
Kyler Murray
Daniel Jones
Ed Oliver
Special mention, Josh Rosen

Reminder that you got raped

Who cares

ynr Michael Thomas pouting and pissing his pants Week 17 when Bridgewater was at QB and he was getting shut down by James Bradberry and not getting his record because without Brees he's a 40 catches a year possession receiver

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>aints

>only paying attention to the first round

Top pleb. Miles Boykin is the best rookie WR and its not even close

Reminder.
Ray Lewis is the only man in the NFL to stab someone at a party, destroy evidence, interfere with an investigation and let his friends take the fall and get a statue erected in his honor.

KWAB

How bad are the Saints and Patriots gonna be when their geriatric QBs retire?

Abysmal

Saints will be a dumpster fire. Pats will still be the best in the AFC East as long as Beli is there

Vikings are looking pretty good. Really enjoying the new playing calling

You sound salty

>Aints
Godawful even before then
>Pats
Fine as long as BB is in charge

>implying bellie doesnt leave with tom

lmfao

Thing is Belichick and Brady might leave at the same time
Belichick is 67

The Saints will be fine because Kamara is the most important player on that offense. Brees was a stadpadder post-Super Bowl until Kamara showed up and no one could tackle him because no one had tape on him out of Tennessee

It’s preseason you stupid tuck this game means NOTHING Michael Thomas is fucking amazing and better than ANYTHING you have

he's gonna die in the next 3 years

How good was the 4th round pick for the bills during Pre-season then?

You always sound like you have a dick in your mouth you gargling faggot

Somehow I doubt there's only one NFL player that fits this description

Noted.

Ya seethe aints?

cope

The Vikings will win the Super Bowl and Cousins will finish 3rd in the MVP voting

OJ came close. But he did his stabbing in the middle of a different career.

>Vikings
>Super Bowl
Lmao
Not even making the playoffs

I agree as a fellow lifelong Saints fan since 2017. WHO DEY!!!!! IT'S ARE YEAR!!!!!!

>Pats will still be the best in the AFC East as long as Brady is there

Ftfy fucking retard nigger

t. SCREECHING Aintsfag
Enjoy watching Michael Thomas turn into a stone-handed diva now that he's got his money, you inbred fuck

Im a Panthers fan m8erino

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my condolences

>fan m8erino
>panthers
He played for Miami retard

>scrambling to find a Panthers photo on his phone to pretend he's not a filthy Pooisianian
OH NO NO NO HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who?

What?

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I'm sorry you are so misguided there is still room on the Viking ship son

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Who is that?

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Im from New England

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Kris Coupons, a quarterback in the national football league

Kirko Cousinso

kirk 2020 the year he activated his rinnegan

yeah, im thinkin THEY'RE BACK

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THIELEN

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TICK

TOCK

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he's not universally loved and Jackson isn't universally hated. That pic is pure bullshit

Yes the black folks in the purple jerseys are great at defense. The AFC north is truly a formidible division

They truly are VIKANGS n sheit.

people are just indifferent towards jackson. i have no idea what he's like

They seem like they’re back.

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McCaffrey will win MVP

fucking based

>being proud of beating a team that played 3 starters
Yikes.

McCuckrey will be lucky to play 8 games

Defense. I hate watching pro madden

Then he'll have 300 yards a game and theyll have to give it to him

What happenned to the gamethreads?

WHERE MY VIKES BROS AT?

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McCaffrey won't win MVP because the (((((NFL))))) will never admit that white people can play running back too.

Same reason why people think Wagner is a better MLB than Kuechly. It's a forced meme because white players are supposed to be "headsy" and not athletic.

WE BLACK

Patriots
Steelers
Chiefs
Colts
Texans
Jets

Panthers
Eagles
Rams
Packers
Falcons
Cowboys

Game threads are always shit. Mods should perma ban anyone who ever posts in them.

>Panthers 1st seed
Now theres a hot take

>patriots
>steelers
>colts
>jets

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What do the Jets do better than the Browns?

Keeping locker room cancers off the team

Who specifically is a locker room cancer on the Browns?

All of them

Memefield and OBJ

>reddit bay

Safety
Interior Defensive Line
OT

browns are way better though, granted browns have a tougher path this year

>Bills not 6

sad

Mayfield
OBJ
The coach
Jarvis Landry
The General Manager
Kareem Hunt
Myles Garrett
The WR who got suspended today...
Should I go on?

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Old bay seems pretty good at football talk. He makes good points unlike bradys faggot knee.

>post complementing old faggot is exactly 60 seconds after his own post

No, you should hang yourself

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>Steelers 2
Ahahaha no

Old bay is a vital part of the /nfl/ community

>actually believing this
Go to sleep old gay it’s past your bed time

Do you have an actual point? Those players I named are proven locker room cancers

Are the Browns, dare I say it, a /superteam/?

This. Old bay is one of us.
Bradys knee can kill himself. We all hate that piece of shit.

>cocky players are a locker room cancer
>t. low test mongrel that never played a team sport in high school

why it's Mr. Snisuoc

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Thanks for reminding me how stacked my brownies are fren

If you really think that, the odds are like 50:1 right now. You can make a fortune

I don't think OBJ is lockeroom cancer, so much as he's a fucking headcase.

>the person who gives his custom made Nike shoes to the holmes player on the team is a cancer
They need to make a iq score requirement of over 60 to post here so retards like old gay can fuck back off to reddit

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he's just an immature kid, AB is a real cancer

based

Checked and based btfoing a tripfag

Watching the Saints and Vikes game, and Bridgewater looks great. Would he be the heir apparent when Brees decides to fuck off?

where the fuck are all the stre*ms

Right here buddy *unzips pants*

Teddy Bridgewater is 26 but he's been in the league for 10 years

Bridgewater is the single most overrated backup in the league. Week 17 last year was supposed to be this huge showcase for him and he was taking sacks from a nearly-40 year old Julius Peppers in his final game.

>most overrated backup
*blocks your path*

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At least Foles is a Super Bowl MVP and becomes God-tier in the playoffs. Bridgewater was a high-end game manager/future career backup even before his knee blew apart.

Who is the worst starting QB in the league? Lamar Jackson? Kyler Murray? Deshaun Watson? Dak Prescott?

I think Kyler Murray is going to be a bust. Kliff Kingsbury is the second coming of Chip Kelly and I've heard hearsay that Murray has a shitty attitude.

Whoever starts for the dedskins
>Case Keenum
>Colt McCoy
>Dwayne Haskins

I think Foles is pretty well rated. nobody thinks he's going to get seven TDs in a game with the jags.

Rather have a dominant defense than a dominant offense. When the game is objective, I like offensive games. However scrappy games are more fun when you're watching your team

nfl is rugby for poofters

AB is definitely worse. He's a better reciever though.

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Jameis Winston.

Cam has been pretty bad lately too.

Cam was hurt most of last year

>goes into summer as mr big chest
>comes out as mr no toes

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So they say. Watch them bust out that excuse every time he struggles, just like Steph Curry in the NBA finals every year.

>3 backups = 1 starter

Kek. Nice to see shittsburg finally getting in on fucking other teams over

Joe Flacco or the Redskins QB if Haskins isn't good out of the gate

idk, the team seems really tight right now so it's hard to tell

rugby is nfl for faggots

Jameis for sure

Who is Jame and who is he starting for?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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the Jets

totally forgot that this happened

>Deshaun Watson
Are you fucking retarded?

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At that moment, I knew Thielen was the real deal

Bro that was cringe and at that moment I knew thielen was a lil bitch

What is the best coach swearing moment in recent memory?

>Belichick telling Thielen to STFU
>Jon Gruden telling a Broncos receiver to STFU
>Ron Rivera dropping the F bomb about 6 gorillion times in one minute during All or Nothing

These are the three I can think of off the top of my head.

Worst to best
>Colt McCoy
>Jameis Winston
>Deshaun Watson
>Nick Foles

Flacco is light years ahead of Darnold

Foles only won that SB because Belichick benched their 2nd best corner for a 5th string bum who had 0 playing time all season and forced their safeties who practiced all week to blitz a lot and let Butler/Gilmore go 1on1 to instead provide deep help generating 0 pass rush all game.

These fools really don't know what's about to happen

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Now that Flacco's been traded in favor of a running back who is the most overrated QB in the game?

For me it's Deshaun Watson

You're an incel, so your opinion literally doesn't matter

You just know Beliechick is secretly planning to trade for him in the future and ruin his career like Tebow.

>it’s not entirely fair to compare stats throughout the season as each team as different schedule
>you can however compare players by their performance against the same defense
QB's against the Rams in the playoffs:
Dak: 266 yards, 0 INT
Brees: 249 yards, 1 INT
Brady: 262 yards, 1 INT
>This is also not entirely fair as each game was played in a different environment
-Dak was away
-Brees was at home + OT
-Brady was on neutral ground

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>They haven't swallowed the Moore/Samuelpill whole
>They think Cam is damaged goods and hasn't been throwing dragons all training camp

Soon fellow catbro

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Darnold at least has theoretical upside

Flacco has averaged 6.3 yards per attempt the last four years, he's done jim

>tfw all three steelers backups are better than any other backups in the league

Now show Mahomes

Mahomes is better than all 3 of those quarterbacks so it doesn’t matter

Cope harder lol

Flacco is shit, kek

Super Bowl MVPs are by default /elite/

Poopscott, probably

>reddit bay

"No"

This, Watson is easily worse than all the others

Kony Ealy could have been the MVP of Super Bowl 50 and he literally cannot hold down a job.

Watson will win superbowl 55

The Eagles' second string defensive line would be in the top half of starting lines around the league. Maybe the O-line too.

>Baker Mayfield
Yeah he only unified the team in under a year
>OBJ
Head case not a cancer. It's like you hate your job at McDonalds because it sucks the soul out of you and your life sucks because you know you can do better, then you get an assistant manager spot at Aldis in the not ghetto ass area of town
>Freddy
Players coach already having people love him
>Jarvis
Everyone on the team loves him
>Dorsey
Not in the locker room also not a cancer
>Kareem Hunt
Problem child yeah no shit, not super happy hes on the team but everyone gets 2nd chances, like Ray Lewis right?
>Myles Garrett
You're actually retarded. Probably the friendliest guy on the team
>Receiver who was suspended today
Yeah Calloway fucked up but I'll give him one more chance. No more Josh Gordon bull shit
>You cant go on because you're grasping at straws literally from the start of your shit post

>It's like you hate your job at McDonalds because it sucks the soul out of you and your life sucks because you know you can do better, then you get an assistant manager spot at Aldis in the not ghetto ass area of town

The Giants are a historically successful legacy franchise with a long tradition of winning championships. The Browns have been the doormat of the league for 20 years and aren't far removed from only winning one game in two years, including a season WHERE THEY BECAME ONLY THE SECOND TEAM EVER TO NOT WIN A SINGLE GAME IN A SIXTEEN GAME SEASON.

>acknowledging tripfags
It's a friday night. Ignore him and if we're lucky he'll finally pull the trigger

You sound upset

that's pretty irrelevant when the giants have been a joke the last 5 years where as the browns have a shit ton of talent at least and were decent last year

This is true. The Browns did finish with a better record than the Giants last year

Kyle Murray is the only QB to come out the last two years that isn't an insufferable dick head

Football really is the intellectual man's sport because it's the only one with playbooks

He hates fags just like a normal guy. Super relatable

But I’m not a midget like him. Very unrelatable

You took his place

He is as tall as the average American male

>He hates fags
based closeted bigot retard

Baker Mayfield

fuck off

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there is literally nothing wrong with being bigoted.

okay, incels

lol queer

Yes there is, faggot

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t. incel

have sex with females

The Browns in a single year have gone from being lovable losers to being the single most grating team in football

>Browns court Gerald McCoy in FA
>Signs with the Panthers instead
>"I GUESS HE CARES MORE ABOUT REVENGE ON THE BUCS THAN HE DOES ABOUT WINNING!!!!!"

>Browns court Mike Daniels in FA
>He signs with the Lions instead
>"I GUESS HE CARES MORE ABOUT REVENGE ON THE PACKERS THAN HE DOES ABOUT WINNING!!!!!"

They're reaching Patriots-tier levels of "Every single FA in the league belongs to us, and if he isn't a FA we'll trade a ham sandwich for him" delusion.

>he isn't a Browns fan
Confirmed for not liking winning

Almost. But not quite big enough.
Nope. I'm 6'. Like an adult.

Eh, I mean... I'm annoyed by them counting their chickens before they hatch, but I also can't blame them for their super optimism either given the yuck they dealt with thru this century. Which to your point should be a reason for them to stay a little calm until the season is underway.

true. they won like 7 games last year and expect a deep playoff run, its just sad how bad fans can get

They are probably the deepest roster on both sides of the ball. They are stacked at almost every position except for what? Safety? Offensive line? If they don't make a deep play off run, even in a tough division it will be a disappointing season.

Meme boys out there meme'n.

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Old Dak Bay
Mistress T the Cuckold Slayer has a new strap-on she'd like to show you.

¿[~.~]¿

bb. why you say diss.

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>ABSOLUTES

the gRifter

Lev Bell.

discord
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boofing.
if already maxed, then start training your prolapse skill.

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he looked pretty good in the preseason game throwing to a bunch of whomsts

totally inexperienced head coach, young QB that did way less last year than fans claim he did, team culture that hasnt had a winning season in forever. expecting anything more than a winning season is just silly
not to mention "stacked positions" and "deepest" roster is full of projections based off draft and acquisitions, aka a bunch of players without significant live snaps. Their edge rushers and WRs are proven commodities, but literally no other position group has had enough time in the league to be claimed deep or stacked. Fulm of potential, sure, but this is also Cleveland, where historically potential withers and fails to manifest. Claiming any team has the best overall depth is just silly and doesnt appreciate how many NFL players never live up to expectations

Let's be honest, when is the last time a nig went first overall and WASN'T a bust

Well, the last one to NOT make a pro-bowl was DeMarcus Russell. Seems you should be honest on your shit bias and not your actual knowledge.

give it back jamal

Making a pro bowl doesn't mean you're not a bust. Albert Haynesworth made the pro bowl twice

>demarcus russell
wew lads, i forgot about that big boi

I think it was ShaMarcus not DuhMarcus

NEW

Which of these QBs won?

Did you not see the Pats 3rd and 4th stringers?

>THE Patrick Lavon Mahomes II dynasty.

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Why havent you taken the Lamar pill yet?

>myles garrett
Miles Garrett is one of the most likable people in the NFL. He's a total weeb too