CLE: Antonio Callaway hit with 4-game suspension OAK: Raiders have 'no clue' of Brown's whereabouts KC: Andy Reid says Chiefs will use RB committee NYG: Shurmur: 'Slow your roll' on a QB controversy ATL: Falcons: Julio extension 'around the corner' HOU: Rapsheet: Coutee has 'not major' ankle injury DET: Jermaine Kearse breaks leg, injures ankle DET: Jermaine Kearse gets air casted vs. Patriots DAL: Robert Quinn slapped with two-game PED ban SF: K'Waun Williams recovering from knee scope
I don't know why, but I'm just saying he's a fan of them, not the whole team
Cooper Diaz
I got the script leaked and here are the next five Super Bowls: SB54: Patriots vs Panthers, Patriots win Storyline: Tom hits 7, putting him and the Patriots into first place without tying the Steelers. SB55: Chiefs vs Eagles, Chiefs win Storyline: Reid’s redemption, and Mahomes solidified his place as the new face of the league. SB56: Patriots vs Giants, Patriots win Storyline: Tom’s last ride, he retires after his age 45 season. It’s hyped up that the giants had twice stopped the patriots before, will Daniel Jones be able to do it like Eli twice before him? No. SB57: Colts vs Seahawks, Colts win Storyline: Luck finally gets a ring to alleviate “bust” pressure from media and fans. Luck vs Wilson storyline is hyped up, now that the 2004 QBs are gone, the media wants to hype up the 2012 as another “all time” QB class, with Wilson and Luck being the headliners of a class that also featured SB52 MVP Nick Foles. SB58: Steelers vs 49ers, 49ers win Storyline: NFC has lost five straight and the 49ers want to put a stop to it in this battle of historic heavyweights. The 49ers put the clamps down on league MVP Kirk Cousins and his Steelers, blowing them out in the first 3-score super bowl since Super Bowl 48.
Henry Scott
The dolphins will go 0-16 this season and become the only team to go both Undefeated and Winless, and then they will win da NFL vs XFL Bowl
Chiefs eagles and colts Seahawks would be pure kino
Ayden Hernandez
Thank fuck that cuck Chris Long etired or we'd have to sign Colin Kaepernick
Connor Morgan
>fan of other team acts like retard Ha look how regarded their fans are >fan of my team acts like retard Noooooooo stop it’s a false flag
Jackson Hughes
Seething.
Jordan Torres
Yo, I got stuck in the bathroom, someone tell Jon
Jonathan Diaz
>league MVP Kirk Cousins and his Steelers Made me smile
Jaxson Wright
Nah SB54: Patriots vs Rams, Rams win Storyline: Zeke replaces Todd Gurley. Goff gets injured week 14 and Bortles has the greatest redemption arc of all time as he leads the rams to defeat Brady SB55: Texans vs Cowboys, Texans win Storyline: After a horrible terrorist attack in Texas the Super Bowl features both teams. The only other time this has happened was the Giants vs Bills. Watson wins his first Super Bowl and Dak is cemented as a true franchise QB SB56: Raiders vs Lions, Lions win Storyline: Brady is traded to the Lions at age 45 and wins his final ring, retiring as the GOAT. Meanwhile Las Vegas gets another taste of the championship, see 2018 Stanley Cup SB57: Browns vs Lions, Browns win The lions built a superteam leading up to this year. Baker Mayfield, now a grown ass man, ends the drought and brings the Super Bowl back to Cleveland after an upset of the 15-1 Lions. SB58: Jaguars vs Panthers, Panthers win Storyline: Cam Newton retires, that’s it
Andrew Evans
Samefag. This bullshit couldn’t make anyone smile. Fucking proxy falseflagger, nobody but you like this “LE LOOK AT MY EPIC PREDICTIONS XDDD” shit. I bet you’re the original 6. Bills guy too. Kill yourself.
Thomas Jenkins
>haha I can totally make a worse post than yours! >aren't I funny /nfl/?! There's shitposting and then there's shit posting.
Lincoln Parker
I need to reload my save, I don't want this bad ending
>4 teams going 2-14 >1 of those four teams is probably going to win its division No
Carson Anderson
Yeah he'll start a handful of games for some injured doofus and lose all of them. Having him winning a super bowl is the single most retarded thing uttered in this general, and that's saying something. Even intentionally trolly shit is more believable.
Adrian Young
>1 of those four teams is probably going to win its division lmao, which one of those fucking teams have a shot at that.
I know not all 4 will go 2-14, but they won't be much better than that
He’s 2-1 in the playoffs. It would be tough but given a stacked team, hes capable of getting lucky.
Carson Russell
It's not with the trouble to predict which teams will go 6-10 instead of 3-13. I think all of these teams the the potential to be hot garbage and can't be bothered to tell which ones are just mediocre. What matters are the playoff teams
Thought it was meh until I saw you have the browns btfo the chargers
Angel Bennett
The Giants and Cardinals will be pretty bad. The Bucs won’t be good but I think they win 5-6 games. The titans play in >my teams division, and they’re the one that scares me the most. Mariota can’t stay healthy but the rest of that roster overall is by far the best in the division. They aren’t weak anywhere while the colts have question at pass rush, jags at pass-catchers, and Texans at o-line
Carson Scott
Titans are winning the AFCS. It's our fucking year
Brayden Baker
*farts in your mouth*
Owen James
This unironically. I have Titans 11-5 Colts 9-7 Jaguars 9-7 Texans 6-10
t. Clotsfag
Connor Young
>6 teams under 3-13 The NFL has never even seen 5 teams go worse than 3-13 since expanding to 16 games. 4 is the highest and it's only happened once or twice, 2 is the average. You have 4 teams going 2-14, which is preposterous. Especially the Titans are nowhere near doing that badly.
You have exactly one team going 7-9, 6-10, and 5-11. Way too many teams with 10+ wins. No way in fuck both the Steelers and Browns are getting 12 wins. Pretty much 0% chance the Seahawks go 11-5 as well.
Connor Ross
>anyone in the AFCS getting 11 wins this year garbage. look at their schedules.
Gabriel Diaz
Those picks are the result of picking every game. When you think a team is trash, you're noting going to pick them in more than 3 or 4 games
James Walker
The Kansas City Chiefs could not exactly broadcast it at the time, but they knew. When they signed receiver Sammy Watkins, a former first-round pick, to a three-year, $48 million deal in March 2018, they were guided by a feeling that was known only in the Chiefs facility: that Patrick Mahomes was going to be great. “We were already doing the deal assuming Pat would be an elite-level quarterback. We were already doing our contracts to fit a potentially big contract,” Chiefs general manager Brett Veach told me. “When he was a rookie, as a backup, we were already doing our structures to fit. That’s how much we believed in Patrick.”
“We will not,” Veach said, “be caught with our pants down.”
Sebastian Wilson
>When you think a team is trash, you're noting going to pick them in more than 3 or 4 games You will if you're not a casual or you know NFL history. You will if you have better understanding of coaching strengths and weaknesses or conditions which may make it difficult for a team to win certain games(such as top end pass rushes if the team has a quarterback that plays really badly when pressured etc).
Just assigning a generic "strength" value to teams and having them beat anyone you think is weaker than them is guaranteed brainlet picks.
Henry Taylor
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE THAT I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL NOT BE CAUGHT WITH OUR PANTS DOWN
Noah Gray
But when you're picking games individually, you're going to lean towards the team you think is better.
I picked the season and had no trouble picking games where "better" teams lose to worse ones based on their schedules, coaching, rosters, and expected home/road advantage. If I only picked based on some generic understanding of strength, the Patriots would go 19-0 and the Chiefs would go 16-2.
Robert Johnson
Well, find me 5 games I should believe the Redskins and Dolphins will win then
That’s a mulatto if I’ve ever seen one. Very black features. wh*Toids blown out once again, they think they finally have a good white running back but nah
Dolphins winnable games: vs Ravens, vs Chargers, vs Redskins(bye), vs Jets, vs Bills, vs Eagles(inb4 lolomg Iggles r invincible), @ Giants, vs Bengals. Redskins winnable games: @ Giants, vs. 49ers, @ Bills, vs Jets(bye), vs Lions, vs Giants.
>vs Ravens >vs Chargers No >vs Eagles Unless you're assuming Wentz is hurt here, fuck no. In fact even if he was I'd still pick them >vs Jets, vs Bills They'll lose least one of these games.
I think the Giants are better than the Redskins. They'll split. They won't win a game in Buffalo and they'll lose one of the two between the Jets and 49ers
That's 3 wins each
Parker Lopez
I want to put some decorations for >my team in my room but I can’t find anything good. Anyone in /nfl/ have some recs
“Yeah dis I iz to be fo sho run da ball me go fas nigga booga ooga ooga dey wi pi po bin sayna dassawa I shu thro di ba bu I wan run da ba” —Lamar Jackson when asked if he expects to win a Super Bowl this season
>Unless you're assuming Wentz is hurt here, fuck no. In fact even if he was I'd still pick them I'm not assuming any injuries, and history will show that, on average, the Dolphins win at least one of those games you listed(vs Ravens/Chargers/Eagles)
Everyone always thinks their team is inherently better and can't lose to other teams, but that didn't stop the 5-11 Broncos dabbing on the 12-4 Chargers last year, and it won't stop the Dolphins dabbing on one of those "strong" teams.
After the regular season plays out, I will be proven right. Not that the Dolphins are going to win a lot, but I bet they beat one of those 3 teams you're convinced "can't lose" to the phins. I have the Dolphins going 3-13 to 6-10 and the Redskins I had finishing 3-3 to 5-11. Neither are good teams, but you don't need to be a good team to sneak some wins in against better teams. Just ask last year's Lions, Jaguars, and Titans.
Jonathan Allen
Just watch an edp video and then switch his decor out for whatever team you like
Luke Young
The only problem with that is my team has never won a superbowl and half of Edp's shit is from SB52
Aaron Baker
The Eagles are better than the Dolphins by nearly every metric. The game is December, at which point the Eagles will be fighting for a playoff spot will the Dolphins will be tanking and it's in Miami so the weather will be mild.
>that didn't stop the 5-11 Broncos dabbing on the 12-4 Chargers last year, Divisional games are a different beast because of the familiarity factor and extra passion. Games between unfamilar teams are much more predictable
>Antonio Brown files grievance against NFL for not allowing him to wear hid preferred helmet
THIS WEEK ON HARD KNOCKS
Connor Lewis
>Games between unfamilar teams are much more predictable Which is why the Titans, Jaguars, and Lions beat the Super Bowl winning Patriots that utterly destroyed "strong" teams like the Chiefs despite getting blown the fuck out by all 3 of those "shitty" teams.
You're not paying attention. Upsets happen constantly. Many, many, many times a year. Last year it happened over 100 times. Being convinced a team "can't lose" just means you don't watch football.
>>Antonio Brown files grievance against NFL for not allowing him to wear hid preferred helmet Why would he wear a Steelers helmet when he plays for the Raiders?
Those losses come from an early season lack of focus and difference in urgency between the two teams. The Titans were actually good last year so losing there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Because of the late week nature of the game, all urgency will lie in Philadelphia. If it was week 2 where the team is rusty and the weather is sweltering, I'd see your point.
Brandon Reed
You can only post ITT if you had a selfie with Victor Cruz
>The Titans were actually good last year so losing there is nothing to be ashamed of. So good they missed the playoffs.
While I can see what you mean about the Dolphins probably being done for the season and not giving a shit in week 17, it doesn't dismiss the other two games I listed. Hell, there are a few more far fetched games the Dolphins could wind up winning. Thinking they and the Redskins are practically guaranteed 3-13 is a bet I would take every single time. It's harder to have that bad of a record than you might think.
Kevin Morris
this poster has Semitic good looks
Benjamin Foster
Why’s CMC in a Broncos jersey?
Zachary Roberts
I am unironically named Victor Cruz >yes I'm mexican
Alexander Bailey
>So good they missed the playoffs. They were in a play-in game in week 17 that they lost due to missing their QB
>Hell, there are a few more far fetched games the Dolphins could wind up winning. Thinking they and the Redskins are practically guaranteed 3-13 is a bet I would take every single time. It's harder to have that bad of a record than you might think. But I'm not going to hold it against the good teams to chalk losses against them that I don't believe will occur simply because I need to gift wins to their opponent. I'll predict 5 teams at 4-12 or worse with utmost confidence that 2 will hit, 3 will be 6-10/7-9, and none will matter in the grand scheme
But with the Eagles and Dolphins in particular you have a team I think will be in the Owl against a team I think will be picking at the top of a QB rich draft at a point in the season at which both will be highly motivated to do so. I can't envision a game not involving the Patriots that I'd feel more confident guaranteeing a winner in
Angel Baker
So which team's 2nd, 3rd, and 4th stringers impressed you the most, /nfl/?
Henry Johnson
his dad was part of their 90s owl teams
Anthony Bennett
His dad played for them Get an American flag with your team’s logo. Also a pennon
Aaron Lopez
What do you think about that dude with the Browns that bullshitted his way there, then made it?
>But I'm not going to hold it against the good teams to chalk losses against them that I don't believe will occur simply because I need to gift wins to their opponent. I'll predict 5 teams at 4-12 or worse with utmost confidence that 2 will hit, 3 will be 6-10/7-9, and none will matter in the grand scheme But this is an absolutely atrocious way to bet games because you will get assfucked by the odds over and over again, because everyone picks the favored team. Doing that shit is easy. Betting against the spread is hard or knowing when the winds have shifted.
I can have a 66% success rate in my predictions for the entire season just by predicting the home team win every single game. That's just not good prediction. Good prediction is knowing the average number of upsets per week, and honing down which teams you think are overvalued and which teams are undervalued. Whether home field advantage will be good enough, or any other information you have on the matchup.
Just picking strong vs weak is guaranteed to wind up with shit predictions, especially game to game. It's just gut bias that doesn't translate to anything. When you actually bet games with real money, you learn how shitty it is to go with that.
>Eagles >a team I think will be in the Owl Nah. Expect spaghetti. Everyone is overvaluing them.
Also, I've already conceded the Eagles vs Dolphins thing due to it being week 17. I don't care about it. I could just check again and find some other team in the middle of the season who has good odds. The Dolphins will beat some team at home they're not expected to, whether it's the Ravens, Chargers, or someone else. It happens constantly.
Blake Scott
>The Dolphins will beat some team at home they're not expected to, whether it's the Ravens, Chargers, or someone else. It happens constantly. Just want to say I'm doubly sure of this because of Fitzpatrick's inconsistent play. He will bag some W's for the Dolphins that they don't deserve.
A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see
Jaxon Stewart
>Burns two sacks >Haynes two sacks >Gaulden peanut punch >Andre Smith almost had a defensive touchdown >Nearly as many sacks as they had in the entire preseason last year
>Also, I've already conceded the Eagles vs Dolphins thing due to it being week 17 The Dolphins don't play the Eagles in week 17. Week 17 is all division games. The Eagles @ Dolphins is week 13. It is the middle of the season.
Jordan Lewis
Uhhh
Blake Stewart
Mr Based Chest
James Taylor
Mr. Big Chest in love with his helmet. Or maybe just looking for a really convenient excuse now that he realizes he maybe swung around his nuts too much with the "trade me" thing
Luke Carter
>it's real Kek Raiders
Jeremiah Roberts
Gonna need some strong shit for this
William Cook
Yup, the original article saying Brown was AWOL came from some Steeler fag
Matthew Allen
>But this is an absolutely atrocious way to bet games because you will get assfucked by the odds over and over again, because everyone picks the favored team. Doing that shit is easy. Betting against the spread is hard or knowing when the winds have shifted. That's why I don't bet all my picks
>Nah. Expect spaghetti. Everyone is overvaluing them. Everything that could go wrong for them last year went wrong and they were still causing trouble in the playoffs. Aside from Wentz's health I don't see anything to really doubt about them
Bentley Martin
>Antonio Brown has bitch slapped HC Jon Gruden, per source
Brody Thompson
It's true I'm the source
Kevin Bell
Which player will Dalton kill this season? I'm surprised Gio still has a career considering how many times Dalton has floated him a slow ball over the middle so that a linebacker can crack him at full speed while he waits for the ball to get to him.
Landon Walker
Owl got spoiled already >mandrama on actual television Yikes
Jon Gruden would rip the money out of his hands and nullify the contract and AB would be on some shitty bottom feeder team if he's even in the league at all, broke and destitute.
>owl got spoiled >two NFC teams this is your brain on conspiracy theories
Sebastian Cruz
>Jon Gruden and Antonio Brown have been arrested, Derek Carr also in custody
Isaiah Roberts
Literal first sack of the season
Ayden Flores
Lamar is a N****r Ben is falling apart physically and growing senile with ONE supporting cast member when he's had minimum 3 since he came into the league (and a rapist) Baker is a manlet
Dalton has an top 5 reciever in the league in AJ, a top 5 tight end in Eifert, Boyd who would be a No.1 on almost any other team in the league, the fastest guy in the game coming into his 3rd year (the year recievers tend to blossom), last year's AFC rushing leader in Joe, one of the best dual threat backs in the game in Gio. And that's not touching on the fact that his positional coach is none other than AVP who's accomplishments include developing Eddie Lacey from a fat sack of dogshit to a pro bowl running back, and turning Aaron Rodgers from a closeted homosexual into the best quarterback in the game (not for long)
Noah Hughes
Annnnnnf that settles that
Caleb Anderson
Jerry Jones will find a way
Adam Robinson
i seriously hope they don't let this nigga anywhere near Las Vegas
Wonder how much it pays to silence the truth. Can you silence the team with 3 first round corners on the field, playing in front of renaissance man ball hawking safety Jessie Bates, the guy that would've won DROY had the prior coaching staff told him to prepare to be a starter rather than bungle the Iloka situation? Can you silence Preston Brown when he returns to form and leads the league in tackles? Can you silence the team with the best DE depth in the league? Can you silence the most consistent interior pass rusher of the decade?
It's obvious to me now that the cleaning and maintenance staff here have an anti Cincinnati bias and Im going to expose it. February 2020 is going to expose it. Just fucking wait
Adam Ross
AB might be the most talented NFL player I've ever personally seen play but he's completely lost it at this point. He's like some kind of WWE superstar heel now.
I'm a Giants fan and during the lightning delay last night I got to watch Myles Garrett go up against Ereck Flowers a bit. Garrett completely sonned Flowers to make a tackle in run defense and I laughed out loud in my office.
Fuck him for helping ruin Eli's career and for having a shitty attitude in general.
Pretty sure your post got deleted for breaking the rules, not because the mods are Bengals fans(lol)
Also, take your meds, schizo.
Zachary Anderson
Definitely
Evan Taylor
Don't engage the leaf.
Sebastian Rivera
Nigger I am a yinzer and this town rages at players/coaches all the time. AB was eccentric then but he wasn't a legitimate cancer to the team until he really wanted out, and even then it was a financially justified. Now he's just monkeying around because he can.
Noah Rogers
>forcing laughter this much embarrassing, but nice eagles quip
Connor Long
UNGA UNGA BUNGA *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS IN EVERY BILLS JETS DOLPHINS COLTS BRONCOS AND RAVENS’ FAN’S MOUTH*
Samuel Martinez
Doesn't seem that forced to me >btfoing racist white trash roasties Green shirt guy is based
Hudson Jackson
The only question left is how severe is it?
Nathan Clark
I broke no rules. I even censored the Lamar Jackson word. And I'm not schizophrenic. I have no diagnosed mental illnesses in the same sense I have no reported car accidents.
Michael Anderson
>Doesn't seem that forced to me It totally is. I even looked up the clip. Nothing funny is even happening. It's just some guy trying to mock his political opponents by forcing laughter.
>calling women roasties in the same sentence you accuse someone else of being "racist white trash" I'm guessing you don't know what that word means and are just spitting buzzwords.
Elijah Perry
this kind of egotistical behavior has to have at least some neurodegenerative cause to it
Xavier Green
JANITORs hate the Bengals because they hate beauty. The forum monitor has always been an uncouth fellow and now more so than ever. Is he upset about the new school? Cincy picking up the most well rounded tight end in the 2nd round after other teams went after meme "receiving tight ends"? Is he upset with prior drafts seeing two Georgia boys in Green and Williams dwarfing Julio (who only looked as good as he did prior to Ridley because he was a one man show) and Rambo (who many prior to the draft thought would be the better Dawg safety when they hit the show)? It's pathetic honestly
Brayden Jenkins
Is it CTE?
Lucas Long
The leaf? I think he just needs a blow job.
Colton Reyes
him and Antonio Brown
Christopher Miller
Brown needs a reality check and some time in a mental ward
Bentley Martin
No, he's just an extreme narcissist with a ton of money and no one to hold him accountable.
Joseph White
Blowjobs give you CTE?
Henry Hill
How the fuck is AB a narcissist?
Grayson Lee
Nice throw Bortles. >People still unironically believe Bortles will be a starter again.
Blake Long
sean mcgay will make him better than goff
Christopher Howard
Edgy.
Jaxson Diaz
once AB gets his fresh new custom helmet with maximum visability and frost protection, he's gonna destroy the league. he'll have 2k yds before you can say "TYBC". mark my fuckin words.
I’m rating the absence of McCarthy in favor of literally anyone that doesn’t use his retarded boomer play calling. That defense is gonna surprise a lot of people this year. Their fast as fuck
Hudson Cox
How are the Panthers a zoomer team when they're a run first/play defense-oriented team and Norv Turner is their OC/the IRL version of the boomer meme?
Henry Brown
>Carolina is the run heaviest team in the league That would be Seattle
God i hope the Raiders, Jets, and Cowboys win only 3 games combined this year just to teach them all a lesson about caving to diva pos football drama queens
A lot. And the thing is, everyone knew this. If the league thought he wasn't fucked in the head, he would have brought back more than a 3rd and a 5th.
Lucas Sanders
Burfict gave him cte
Wyatt Morales
Bortles is a balding in his 20s construction worker from Florida who unabashedly smokes and dips and once took a break from a game because he had the shits. Of course he's loved in Jacksonville.
>a good defense doesn’t need a good coach Hahahahaha
Owen Hughes
>Seahawks >2nd
Carson Myers
Kek
Isaiah Thomas
They all play each other only once.
>dallas beats jets >jets beats oak >oak beats dallas >they all lose the rest of their games
Not mathematically impossible, you braindead retard
Mason Morris
It's not like it was all magically Fangio that made the defense work last season when he was there middling and sucking ass under John Fox for the 3 seasons prior. Sorry buddy, the Burrs defense is a different beast this time around.
Zachary Jenkins
Why does the WR position seem to attract so many nutjobs?
Christopher Bailey
bruh, they had a top 10 D under fangio and john fox, what is this post
2nd most popular position in the NFL. Just as good being the guy that catches the passes as being the guy that throws them. Goes to most of their heads after a while
AYO DIS NIGGA GOT HOPS being force fed to them since middle school, one-on-one matchups that reinforce the "i'm the best" mentality, huge contracts Without the "my team is why we won, i'm why we lost" idea qbs get or the "i'm sacrificing my body for this team" idea most rbs get
Samuel Carter
Alfred Morris's dad is one of my coworkers
Carson Reyes
MUH DOOOBALLL,
MUH BOORTLES
MUH BLUE
MUH FOLES
MUH FORNETT
MUH DOOOBALLL
LMAO GET FUCKED YOU INBRED SWAMP HICKS
DOOOBALLL
Nolan Barnes
Why the fuck does AB want to wear his old helmet so bad? Visibility?
>Falcons fags resorting to onions posting Cmon man you can do better
Grayson Cook
OJ Simpson has always been a hero of mine. Like OJ, no love gloves are big enough for a passionate man like me.
Brody White
This whole helmet this is pretty much putting pillows to the front of bumper cars. The whole point of the game is contact. Whether its intentional, against another player, or against the ground, your brain is getting smashed against your skull. The helmet thing is so stupid. It's also why we don't get good throwback nights anymore. RIP Red Pats and Creamsicle Buc jerseys.
Baldwin was maybe top 20. He looked like a top 10 because of Wilson. Lockett would like an average at best receiver with any QB that isn’t named Wilson, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Mahomes, or Luck.
Jeremiah Rogers
no, gruden hired mike mayock to be the gm so he only has to do it part time
Asher Miller
This shouldn't make me laugh this hard... also AB deleted his instagram can't find the helmet anywhere
Joseph Gray
Get the chase owl thread ready have a feeling we will be needing it soon AB going off the deep end
Lucas Davis
My Panties finna bouta dab on the failcons, aints, and bucs (no meme name needed, Bucs are shit as is)
Thomas Murphy
Antonio Brown is doing this for Hard Knocks. Viewership gonna skyrocket.
Connor Nguyen
While I agree, don't sleep on the Bucs. Arians can do a lot for a team. t. nannersfag that dealt with him on the cardinals
Blake Thompson
...
Alexander Rivera
I told you retards the Danny Jones is a great qb. Now you see
Let me guess. They’re going to fire everyone and make the Coach also be the GM.
Wyatt Gonzalez
football is so good bros
Mason Jackson
Dude just wants to wear his helmet. What's the problem?
Sebastian Perry
>those sausage fingers you sure lay off the beer, erin
Lucas Powell
It's over 10 years old. He can even get the exact same model, just not his helmet
Alexander Watson
They've proven sub-standard in terms of safety after the latest round of helmet testing, and after this last year, I don't think he's helped its' case.
Mason Bailey
kek, his thumb is like an inch long and two inches wide
Jonathan Gomez
Sounds like it can't cause any more damage. Let the man play.
Levi Taylor
ew god no i'd take fucking mullens over cousins
Jaxon Nguyen
Penis envy hitting you, user?
Isaiah Nguyen
No, my penis is a good 6 3/4" long, but only average girth.
Levi Richardson
Ok Erin
Nicholas Cruz
The New York Jets aren’t playing today but that’s okay
Liam Nelson
You must be white or underage And they'll still probably find a way to lose
>Antonio Brown reported to only eat his steak well done and with ketchup
Nicholas Young
>keeping either one >oldgay
Jose Collins
Patrician taste, uncooked meat is unhealthy
Jayden Thomas
>AB thinks he's on par with Randy Moss or TO with these antics Sorry man but you aren't that good.
Liam Cooper
Anyone have a stream for the TBvPIT game going on? My go-to site from last season has apparently been shut down.
Justin Morris
Like people are just going to be fans of him for his personality? I don’t get it. People aren’t fans of movie stars for their personality
Leo Carter
Speaking of divas, what's obj doing?
Hunter Hernandez
Fuck you guys I'll wear whatever helmet I want to
John Allen
>play 5 snaps against practice squad >JONES IS ELITE
Jack Moore
Tony pls hit a blunt and calm down
Robert Powell
>Give one player special treatment because he cried for it Nah, he can fucking walk along with his HoF ballot. It's all gone
Hudson Morgan
This but unironically.
Dominic Jackson
Shut up, pussy. Medium rare is the only way to eat beef.
Benjamin Roberts
Brown is deflecting attention from his stupidity with not wearing socks in the recovery chamber by blaiming his old, non-certified helmet as the primary reason he's missed practice and preseason games. The NFL has officially stated that his foot problem is the actual reason he's missed time off. Tom Brady has voiced oppoisition to the helmet changes, but we all know Tom isn't going to let such a thing become an issue. Brown is showcasing to everyone that talent, along with low IQ, makes for great headlines and drama.
He has elite talent; however, he's not going to last much longer in the league. We're witnessing a meltdown of epic proportions.
Aaron Rogers
succing coccs
Levi Lee
You should play without a helmet. Really get that money-maker out in the open
Matthew Gonzalez
>Medium rare >Medium
I mean you're losing out, but while not optimal I suppose that is acceptable.
Daniel Reyes
At restaurants I tend to lean towards getting med-rare, but if I'm making my own I just say fuck it and go rare.
Matthew Collins
Hard knocks curse is real I guess >Chefs cursed >Raiders cursed >Bengals cursed >Redskins cursed >Lions cursed >Cards cursed Who joins the ccurse club next?
Caleb Ross
Is the game not supposed to start at 7:30? I'm watching the NFLN and they're playing old games
Elijah Bailey
He won't make the HoF if he walks away this season.
Leo Thompson
Stidham is better than Jimmy G. Don't @ me
Adam Jackson
He's getting traded then?
Dylan Evans
And why wouldnt you keep either one of them faggot?
Kayden Rogers
I will @ you because you're both wrong and a fucking moron
Benjamin Wright
G-go vikes
Blake Long
>medium Wuss. My only regret is it gets cold in about 8 minutes
if this is his mindset, he seems like he'd have a hell of a career in american politics.
Brandon Foster
I pity any team that willingly allows HBO to film their preseason. Not in the sense that I'd actually care, but it's hard to believe anyone, at this point in time, thinks it's a good idea to let anyone bring to light the dysfunction that is most NFL teams. You will never see the Patriots agree to it. No team that actually cares about it to the highest degree wants that type of distraction and influx of cash. However, 2/3 of the league should fear regulation that will never come. The NFL needs a bottom tier league to toss all levels of coaching and players towards, but we probably will never see it in our lifetimes. Amateur hour.
Nicholas Anderson
He still has a decent shot but he would have to wait a lot.
Kevin Richardson
Looks like a black chick's pussy heh
Kevin Kelly
no worries, I just wanted to double dip on your sentiment.
Michael Anderson
how the fuck is yo gabba gabbert still in the league?
Brody Gomez
Stream link for busc stoolers game? It's blacked out in tampa
Blake Stewart
Fuck you bitch I like my steak still mooing
Aaron Hill
Why did the Ravens play their starters in a preseason game? To give their fans a 29-0 game?
I can’t think of a good reason to have your starters out in a meaningless game except maybe Week 4 to give some live fire practice
Ryder Parker
What the fuck would a cuck like you know about hunting anything?
Isaiah Wright
Kanye/AB 2020
Nathan Sanders
Yes, I should have ended with that caveat. He achieved individual success quickly in his early years to blow up the stat sheet, but he never become a prolific player that did more beyond his position to push his team beyond its current state. The last few years showcased that he was nothing more than "me first" type player. Watching his downfall only makes other WRs look so much better in a team first manner. He made his bed and he's about to wallow in it indefinitely.
Benjamin Robinson
SKOL
Zachary Martinez
Ravens know they aren't winning jack shit this year so they have to give the fans something to get excited about.
Hudson Gonzalez
unironically reddit nflstreams my nig
Nicholas Anderson
>play one series where all he did was made one-read extremely scripted throws. >two other gnat quarterbacks played. >one went 14-of-19 for 190 yards, one touchdown and a 122.7 passer rating, >the other went 9-of-12 for 116 yards yards, one touchdown and a 132.6 passer rating >against the Jets.
Ayden Collins
Ron Rivera of Carolina said the All or Nothing crew were physically in the way, annoying with constant requests, and slowed everything down to a crawl
Oliver Rodriguez
Pretty much. The league's defense, as a whole, will pick up on the tendencies and feast on the Ravens enough to squander any good will they accumulated last season.
Juan Gray
stephen a smith would probably be secretary of state.
Nicholas Miller
Kanye'd a sell out and an idiot
Caleb Wilson
Lamar needs to get that whole "throwing the ball" thing down to really be successful in the NFL. the more practice he gets the better chances he has.
Liam Smith
I've hunted more animals than you ever have fag. I'm nit talking deer, but shit that will fuck you up like bear and moose
Henry Jenkins
>against the Jets practice squad defense
Daniel Hernandez
A deer could fuck you up. Obviously you don't hunt
Zachary Morales
>a practice squad defense created by the Jets' organization.
Nicholas Davis
you hunt feral pavement apes?
Adrian Fisher
This.
Matthew Adams
Your mom taking you to chuck e cheese to play an arcade game doesn't count old gay. You are the least intimidating limp wristed cuck on this entire board.
Evan Stewart
Yeah, I mean he only was the youngest heisman winner and threw over 9000 career college yards in 3 seasons, but yeah he totally cant throw. Great point user.
>mfw paxton lynch actually looked decent against the broncos >11/15 passes for 109 yards and a touchdown (115 passer rating) >rushed for 38 yards on 4 carries + rushing TD
I too have hunted for things that could fuck you up. love. Peace of mind. Revenge. Serenity.
Xavier Scott
SEETHING
Noah Thomas
Compared to most backup qbs he's one of the better ones, and there are always teams looking for a backup who isn't complete garbage.
Gabriel Harris
>a practice squad formed by the Jets' organization for the purpose of stopping opposing defenses from entering the endzone or kicking successful field goals, otherwise known as a defense
Jonathan Johnson
I believe that goes to br*dykneepads
Anthony White
I don't doubt it at all. The league, as in the front office and money makers loved it, but the actual teams dread it each and every time. Football is won by those that live and bleed the strategy and tactics, and it's lost by those that just see the paycheck and money making capabilities. It's a constant fight between both camps, while the fans eat up most of it. It won't change until enough of the league becomes stale. The easiest way for it all to fall apart is for elite QB play to diminish. It would average out to the ways of the 70-80s level of play. Followed by the build up of the 90's to today. The cyclical nature of it all will eventually find its place. We're in the peak / twilight stage right now of QB play. It'll start transitioning once the old guard retires.
Ryder Thompson
A deer can not fuck anyone with commin sense up. What are you a manlet?
When I lived in alaska we would go moose hunting at least 3 times a year and we did bear a handful of times but I dont like their meat so I wasnt as big on it.
Robert Cooper
Fuck, I meant offenses. I ruined it all.
Austin Watson
>it’s a tripfag with a retarded opinion episode Sick of these reruns desu
Alexander Green
what's the difference between baton rouge and new orleans?
Nathaniel Stewart
Kek what a fucking poser
Benjamin Parker
Literally who Vikings shitposter clocking in.
Tyler Parker
Baton Rouge is smaller, less touristy.
Brody Ward
you also meant >otherwise known as a "defense."
Hunter Bailey
>staying home on a friday night watching a fucking preseason game
i've lost control of my life
Caleb Evans
Remember when he dissed Bush for dissing him and black people, now he's a mihdless drone that is openly supporting a racist glorified shitposter, kanye west once had dignity but he threw ot all away for kardashian pussy, dude is meme now, remember his gold digger song, now he's married to one.
Lincoln Price
do i need to quit watching raiders games when they move to vegas?
John Robinson
Carr's getting traded first
Christian Wright
>implying there is something wrong with shitpostin' with the lads on a friday night
Adam Anderson
go to a sports bar and make pointless conversation with lonely barflies if itll make you feel like your night had more of a point
Easton Ward
O-line still looking like shit so far.
Joseph Phillips
Nobody wants Carr lmao
Carter Miller
You're from Russia, what do you care? Does Dear Leader hate Vegas?
Jaxon Nguyen
he cut his hair and looks like a normal guy now
Gabriel King
dunno. russian soccer teams never move so i feel confused
Zachary Jenkins
When you get older you will pray to have one moment to yourself. Enjoy it
Jackson Green
He'd be the best QB the Jets have ever had and thats sad
Benjamin Clark
Thielen dabbing on the Aints
Elijah Phillips
THAT'S A CATCH
Kayden Turner
In the defense of the Raiders, California has four fucking teams now. Too crowded. They have a hardcore fanbase in Oakland and Nevada is ripe and close. If they have decency maybe they’ll do throwback games in their old stadium Oakland
Angel Sanders
Thielen with a nice grab.
Jason Sullivan
Is Thelin the greatest white receiver of all time?
Aaron Murphy
he didn't control the ball. incomplete you fuckers
Knowing the jets, they'd probably offer a 2nd rounder for him Arw you implying the 49ers and Chargers are actual teams?
Nicholas Flores
It was confirmed retard, Thielen has hands like Jerry Rice minus the stick em
Gavin Cook
Cope
Nathan Anderson
Wait till it comes back on, motherfucker. He caught that shit.
Carter Hill
>tfw have to watch Bucs lose and not watch Saints lose
Alexander Young
>>>>YOUUU
HAHAHAHA
Nolan Bell
Steve Largent is the GOAT white receiver.
Jacob Jones
>Arw you implying the 49ers and Chargers are actual teams? Technically. Chargers are a soulless husk that burnt all their bridges and have no fans now. 9ers at least stay put
Gavin Jones
Ez touchdown on the aints
Jayden Turner
He will replace him one day, wait and see he doesnt have speed but Thielen can meme on fucks with his elite route running hahahaha laugh at this retard who doesn't know football
Anthony Torres
Lynn Swann
Daniel Foster
What team to people in St. Louis root for? I’d probably bandwagon the Chiefs
I started rooting for the colts when the rams left. >AFC team so no prior bad blood or rivalry >Indianapolis isn’t that much further from me any other NFL team >beat a Chicago team in a championship game >Peyton Manning was my favorite non-ram growing up and I like Luck too >batshit insane druggie owner that creates lulz off the field yet is still more likable than Kroenke
How well would Teddy do if he was on the Saints in the regular season, post Brees?
Jaxon Torres
Good. I know “people” who still root for the team that left us
Jackson Jenkins
fuck Pittsburgh let's go bucs
Brayden Perez
4k yards, 35 tds 10 ints. brees stats are inflated due to the system and coaching.
Jacob Bailey
2000 Baltimore Ravens 2003 New England Patriots 2013 Seattle Seahawks Most "recent" examples. All won the Owl.
Lincoln Reed
Fuck Tampon Bay.
Grayson Green
Why the fuck are they playing Kamara?
Zachary Ramirez
new thread lads
new thread lads
Xavier Cooper
The Browns went 4-0 in 2016
Luke Perry
Yet every time I said that we needed to bench Keenum for Teddy after he was healthy would call him racist shit and say fuck off, fuck you fairweather fucks
Juan Gomez
inb4 ACL tear
Chase Myers
>getting worked up over preseason El yikes
Brody Cooper
>beat a Chicago team in a championship game Solid St. Louis reason, checks out
John Lopez
I work 13 hour shifts There's nothing else to do in the unit
Edelman, Welker, and even Amendola have accomplished more and are more beloved in their respective fanbases. He is a solid WR, but he won't be on a team that accomplishes anything in order for his name to be recognized as more than a blip on the radar of non-championship NFL play. Outside of any records he sets he'll be known more as the white WR that Bill told to STFU more than anything. Sad but true.
Nathaniel Powell
>not eating his steak room temp after a long soak between a large womens thighs Low T
Easton Perez
Dont forget my Dolphins had a season ruined by the hk curse
Daniel Ross
>sitting in the emergency waiting room for my cunty grandmother-in-law I'm surrounded by human refuse
Samuel Gonzalez
The weak should fall to the strong
Xavier Torres
>Dak the Giant Queer disappears >Old Gay returns out of nowhere Coincidence? Probably. The likelyhood of two turbogays sharing the same /nfl/ thread is pretty uncanny though...that much weaponized autistic faggotry might be too strong for one board.
