/heem/ - based edition

>"Keeping the strap warm for me, degenerate?"

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HERB MY MAN

Not even a weeb but I would do evil, evil things to Zhang

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>outwrestled Eddie
Mediocre wrestler, he defended his shitty telegraphed takedowns from a mile away

>Nate
Trash wrestler and Nate still took him down a couple times

>Baby Max
Said it yourself, trash.

>did well enough
Got fucking ragdolled. Max had a bum ankle against him where’s that excuse asshole? Fuck you i hate you. Little bitch

what is Dana on that makes him constantly red?

Unceded Indian territory

shut the fuck up luke u permavirgin weeb

she's delightful girl but trains like an absolute munster. wouldnt mind her getting the strap

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thats valbong not luke you caz

Is this the thread?

Andy Ruiz vs Anthony Joshua 2 will be taking place in SAUDIA ARABIA on December 7

this IS the thread

It is indeed the thread

how sure are you that this IS the thread?

Champ Shit Only

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The Santos fight proved Jones is not far from being flushed.

> black belt in Muay Thai!

Lmao

Walkout songs

youtu.be/pFjctVBg6K8

Reminder: we are indeed living in the era of the GOATS

>Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier
>Khabib "Raging Eagle" NUrmelffjjlfjsfjfdov
>Henry "Triple C" Cejudo
>"The Notorious" Conor McGregor

What a time to be alive boys

>can't wrestle
>W-Well actually wh-what I meant was he can only wrestle against "mediocre" wrestlers!
Who at 155 do you think is a good wrestler?

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Max Hollogay aka Min
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr. Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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dont insult my boy triple c by putting him in with those cans

Jorge San Pedro would heem George Mayes V. Dahl

In many ways every walk out song is return of the mack if you rly think about it

youtube.com/watch?v=SBbvl35O1t8

>Got fucking ragdolled
Lmao did you even watch the fight you cazzie? Chad went 4/7 and barely got any GnP off. This against a one-legged Conor whose camp was focused around fighting Jose Aldo. Yeah, he did good enough. Why is it so hard for you retards to accept that maybe, just maybe, Khabib is a good fighter? Why do you have to be such a fucking contrarian faggot?

Mighty Mouse beat him twice

fullCAN Poosdemir

>DeePee

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Tgay Shittershaw

>sperg cant into normative linguistics

hes a trash wrestler and youre fucking stoopid with a capital faggot

Khabum is a bum and when Perrier heems him you'll never hear the end of it. I'll guarantee that, I've already enlisted spammy for this task. It's over Khaboobles.

>still seething about a decision a year later
C O PE
cejudo has completely surpassed Demetrious "heart of a mouse" Johnson

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Who's on your "MMA Mt. Rushmore"?

This is mine:

AndGAY "Sucky" PeePee

barley anything for shorts, b

>o-one leg
then fought 5 months later lmao

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for me it is GSP, Jones, Silva, Schaub

In what, being gay?

Stipe is a can

Back when Bones was at his full roided up TRT peak

in actual success not fighting cans in the org his coach runs

>J

Juan Adams
CM Punk
Aaron Pico
Artem Lobov

Success at what, being gay?

Oh for sure don't get mounted by Eddie my guy. Dustbin is a munster for sure though.

ufcstats.com/fight-details/70290140b6a8e038
Stats don't lie. 16 ground strikes is pathetic, especially compared to what Khabib did to him. I understand that you're a 229er, but try to keep up buddeh.

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>Jon Jones
Undeniably the greatest talent to ever take part in MMA

>Conor McGregor
First ever double champ, biggest promoter the game has ever seen, biggest star of the UFC

>Royce Gracie
The OG of the UFC revolutionized the fight game

>GSP
One of the most dominant champions in arguably the most stacked UFC division

Honorable mentions:
DC, Fedor, Matt Hughes, Aldo, Silva, DJohnson, Cejudo, and others.

Khabib is undefeated

>Look at this striker not being good on the ground
Fer ser indeed too bad Pepper is gonna knock the dagestani rat out in front of 1000 sultans and then personally behead him in the ring, solidifying himself as an islamic folk hero

this poster is a mexican

cazzie list

>sperg cant into normative linguistics
Any normal person would assume "can't wrestle" = bad at wrestling, not average at wrestling. You didn't answer my question btw buddeh.

DC finna retire next week after losing to Stipe and will deprive the world of a 3rd loss to Jon. He will spiral into a world of depression knowing that the sacrifice of his daughter at 3 months old was all for not and the only one to refer to him as a GOAT will be himself

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your list is a lot better thanks for posting!

DC dabs on stipe again and then Dabs on Jones at hw

>all for not

>all for not

You're making yanks look retarded son

DC loses to stipe then stipe drops to LHW, transmutes bum jones to bones, then DC and Jones fight at heavyweight which results in a double knockout.

Best timeline
Slav timeline

>muh stats
oh look a sperg who needs a computer to watch the fights for him

wanna know a stat? khabib went 3/7 on takedowns over 4 rounds, less than 4/7. and 36 of his ground strikes came in one round

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Stipe isn't dropping for anything, he's the perfect size for heavyweight.

Jon simply has to lift his leg in the air and wait for Cuckmier to KO himself lmao

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Tgay PoopieShit

>Diaz, Nate to win Round 2
>Diaz, Nate to win Round 3
How caz level are my bets /heem/

No-one has a fucking clue how that fight's gonna go. You'll look smart if you're right and retarded if you're wrong, big whup.

When you think about it, Daniel Cormier was giving himself a great disadvantage every time he fought outside his natural weight class. The amount that he was draining himself, you could argue that it was like a reverse PED: a performance reducing decision or PRD, if you will. And considering this, its hard not to come to the realization that Jon did not only have PEDs on his side but ALSO PRDs used by his opponent. So, you see, Jon beating DC would be similar to a roided up Cody Garbrandt beating an anorexic Max Holloway at bantamweight. No one in their right mind would expect any other outcome and the fact that they even would okay such an unfair matching would leave a scourge upon the UFC brand. In closing, DC did not win but this only occurred because of PEDs and PRDs and as a result both of his losses to Jon should be revoked.

hes shit at wrestling like i said 4 other times, spergs like you need to focus on an uncontextualized single cue as opposed to the entire picture as a way to wriggle yourself out of an actual semi-thoughtful discussion because youre too emotionally and intellectually immature and unstable to maintain one, mostly because you dont actually know what youre talking about

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youtube.com/watch?v=q76bMs-NwRk

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I do. 30-27 Pettis. If I'm wrong I'll never post on /heem/ again.

>Saudi Arabia

Ruiz being paid a metric fuckton to throw the fight, guaranteed.

I never watched the fight, did Ruiz land a lucky shot or did Joshua get demolished?

Any here looking to get their brain sloshed?

Fuckin based. Never heard it before but I just downloaded the album.

Joshua got brutally raped. Ruiz outclassed him.

was all setup from the start

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Is that the fight where the "champ" got knocked down by the fat spic and then proceeded to just give up? Pathetic "sport"

Wouldn't surprise me. Joshua looked fucking drugged on his way to the first fight.

>d-don't look at what actually happened in the fight, j-just look at my cherrypicked images of singular strikes!!!!
Absolutely flustered
>khabib went 3/7
Less takedowns and more time spent in top control
>chain wrestler uses more takedown attempts than a typical double leg wrestler
What a surprise
>36 of his ground strikes came in one round
What is your point?

how bout just dont watch it you faggot cocksucker

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Just name a tip 10 fighter at 155 who you consider to be a good wrestler. That's all I'm asking.

UFC currently has a racist white supremacist interim champ. Let that sink in. I can't even rn

Now hiring: Khabeastiality internet defense force operator.
Hourly wage: $0.00.

Jones is flushed

Khabib and Tony

>Is that the fight where the "champ" got knocked down by the fat spic and then proceeded to just give up? Pathetic "sport"
Uh...

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He's right for the wrong reasons. Boxing sucks.

Missing Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckrone

I know it’s fantastic. Can’t wait from him to smoke Marty. Trump then deports Marty and his family in front of everyone at MSG

>dont look at what happened
which is what your sperg ass did by reading a stat sheet LMAO i showed you him doing actual damage

>Less takedowns
are you bragging about less takedowns now? LMAO

>more time spent in top control
youd hope so over 4 rounds

>chain wrestler uses more takedown attempts than a typical double leg wrestler
awww how cute you thought you said something intelligent there

>What is your point?
him dropping conor is what led to the groundstrikes, he had very few groundstrikes from natural progression like chad DURRRRRRRRR

...

Dustin is a white supremacist?

it was good but come on

Lads, am I missing anything by not watching the fights tomorrow? Having an Asian hooker tomorrow night 2bqhfamalam.

Vicente vs perry will be a banger, post the hooker's pics

>paying for sex
>paying an asian for sex
if youre not lying lmao, also only cazzies miss cards.

He literally got knocked down, got up, turned around, put his arms on the ropes, the ref said some shit, the ref said some shit, then he just stopped the fight. He just gave up. It's not like he was being beaten down. He just quit.

>him dropping conor is what led to the groundstrikes
You just admitted that you didn't even watch Conor/Khabib

Your Wife will leave you as soon as she gets citizenship if you keep calling her that, Twitchy.

Guess I’ll DVR it then. Not posting pics, you’ll doxx her lmao

Nah

what part of vancouver do you live in

he got knocked down 3 other times he was completely concussed with dead eyes and unable to obey the refs commands properly

>It's not like he was being beaten down
in joshua's defense it was the 4th knockdown of the fight

Jon “Bones” Jones is flushed

The east end. The very east end.

Toronto.

Caz as fuck

...

Oh for sure Khabib knocked Conor down in round one and then landed 36 ground strikes on him

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>Elias Theodorou
>Bethe Correia
>Greg Hardy
>Tamdan McCrory

So what? Dogshit cans in mma get knocked down all the time by strikes and then get hit with gnp and still survive. Some "champ" some "sport." Don't even say some doodoo shit "durr boxers are much better" because bumxers don't have to deal with head kicks, elbows, nor knees.

Peach of a thread

if only khabob landed one of those meme knees he loves so much

Glass jaw rat got knocked down

Would you rather be pegged by Valentina or Antonina?

durr boxers are much better

nobody said round one you emotional tard LMAO

Silva GSP Conor Royce

>nobody said round one you emotional tard LMAO

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imagine being so intellectually and emotionally broken that you unironically read one round as round one

Im calling your ass out spainsperg

I'm not canadian, bee

I said don't say that!

>imagine being so intellectually and emotionally broken that you unironically read one round as round one

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POST SONGS YOU HEEM PUSSY TO
youtube.com/watch?v=8BCJTscQlw4

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you hangin in there, buddeh?

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as a rule, when I have a hunch and I put money on it, I'm wrong
when I have a hunch but I remember the last time I had a hunch so i DON'T put money on it, I'm bang on
It's like a cycle

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lol poor faggot cant even read two words without losing it

youtube.com/watch?v=pD8mxge6kek

...

Colby Covington
Greg Hardy
Israel Adesanya
Paulo Costa

based and tony starkspilled

>Holds belt in two classes
>Still has next to no fans
Personally I can't respect a fighter who weighs less than a full grown dog.

por que no los dos?

Remember to bet the farm on Joshua. Ruiz on JRE was talking about all the expensive shit he's bought since the fight. He's clearly lost the hunger and will come in lazy and out of shape while Joshua will be hungry to show that he's the better fighter.

Masvidal is on that shit that makes your head grow.

If you're gonna show a recent fight to bring someone in show them the Cerrone vs Lawler fight. That was a fun one.

McGregor off the coke and Proper 12 would absolutely heem khabob.

got awfully quiet

I had a dream last night where I was in a class with Stipe Miocic. I think I made him mad at me somehow

A WOOP DEE DOO FIGHTER

INVICTA TONIGHT LADS

I had a dream the other night that I had a gf with really well defined lat muscles

This is the most extensive roast anyone has ever done of another human being.

vimeo.com/352604749

How Brendo Schweps will recover from this.

ill wait for schaub to comment on it before i form my opinion

Sorenson
Morandim
Vanzandt
Leonardo
Saull

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I already told my friend if the card gets some decent fights that I'd be willing to make the 3+ hour drive.

>he thinks nate is actually going to fight
ayyyyyyyyyy lamo

you just gonna plug this forever, b

Big brown faget will never respond

porier will pull out or khabib will get hospitalized a day before weigh ins

I would never pull out of you're mom lol

Either option means Ferguson jumps in and wins the belt, so both are good.

ill wait for schaub to comment on this before i respond

GSP
Silva
Jones
Fedor

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Holy shit, why is Dan so racist? Really going to be that dismissive just because a black man won?

The first 4 songs are kino, his next 3 albums after Underdogs are incredible

fuck Bony Faggotson

*most pathetic

dude unironically probably has 3 cats

GSP
Jon Jones
DC
Silva

Tbf doing an hour long CANCELLED type vid is soi to the core but I hate schaub too so it cancels out

GSP
Fedor
Silva
Cormier

>coral springs

not me, I like cats

Boring list.

Please leave and take this video from a literal redditor with you. Schaub might be a goof, but he's /ourgoof/. /heem/ has always been a pro-Schaub board. He's like our Beetlejuice, we keep him around, he says funny shit, and I don't appreciate anyone bullying him.

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Lmao mate reddit loves Schaub. The thread about the videos getting shat on right now.

the video makes a good point
rogan universe is shit
the comedians are terrible
they literally all have their own podcast and make a hundred episodes a week telling the same tired stories
and to top it off, they frequently go on each other's podcasts

Because they kill fish like you?

It's boring because it's 100% true and everyone knows it. Anything else is a meme. Mt. Rushmore is for undisputed greatness, not darkhorse picks.

You wanna know the truth? Brendan will never even hear about this video. You think Joe and Brendan read ANY comments or that they flagged the vid? One of the many people in their employ did that and that individual is never going to bring it up to them. This dude thinks some grand injustice has befell him for challenging Olympus when in all reality an intern reported him and no one knows or cares.
based

At least they don't kill humans, like you.

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what happens if usa wins the world cup?

WHO THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS CARMOUCHE AND WHY IS SHE FIGHTING FOR A TITLE

Imagine being so despondent and hopeless that you have to create an imaginary friend on Yea Forums.

I’ll kill you with a rake

FPBP from a leaf
the unicorn post

Just made weight brothers.

Coach is telling me to wrestlefuck and eventually sub this guy but i want to heem him. Should i risk it?

Don't cut yourself.

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I’ll cut you

uriah faber had a sex change and they said fuck it and are letting him fight valentina

You wouldn't dare.

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brandon schaub is a real piece of shit

What did Khabib's cousin mean by this?

CORAL

DOES

NOT

EXIST

pretty caz desu
Diaz is a good fighter but Pettis won't fight him, he'll dance around and land potshots and kicks on him for three rounds with ease

>Schaub might be a goof, but he's /ourgoof/
cringe

if you want to be a boring bum that nobody will remember then listen to your coach, if you want to catch peoples attention and potentially break into a higher organization then go for the heem, its like in that movie Troy when Achilles is going to go fight that massive dude and the little boy goes into Achilles' tent and says he wouldn't want to fight that guy because hes the biggest man he's ever seen and Achilles says "Thats why nobody will remember your name"

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kek

Mini Khabib is too adorable.

>paying an asian bird for sex
are you a paki or something? Even basedboy cucks can get a slope broad

Why would you take your ten year old daughter to a Joe Rogan comedy show?

as punishment maybe

Blumdy Shleop lmao

She could check wind for me when I was lining up my shot

What fighters depress you when you see their current state? I can't help but feel fucking miserable any time I see Condit fight.

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thats karma for the bullshit he pulled in the Diaz fight

Well, to be fair, she’s a bimbo slut, too. Big fake tits, fake lips, extensions. Don’t see a ton of Asian bimbos. Kind of have a thing for them, and there aren’t even many of them in porn.

I went to get my hair cut today cause I'm an asshole

Gooby

you stole that joke from schaub

tell us about it b

Think fast, and kill what you cannot change

thanks for the reminder

... and the barber was named Pierre. But you know what?! The dude was black believe or not and lose my number b's

Anyone else in Florida want to go to the October UFC card?

that fight was a blueballer and an early indicator that lawler was flushed.

>WMMA
Nawl bee

It's in Tampa so there's the Hard Rock even if the car sucks.

Best recent fight was Porier vs Pettis

Pam Sorenson vs. Kaitlin Young
Janaisa Morandin vs. Emily Ducote
Jessica Delboni vs. Lindsey VanZandt
Stephanie Geltmacher vs. Victoria Leonardo
Alyse Anderson vs. Katie Saull

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Wtf is this? Miscarriage central?

Why the hell would an incel like me enjoy the hard rock?

4 shit cards in a row what the fuck is this sport

I don't know you can stay in your hotel room until the fights

...

I wish Conor would come back :-(

what the hard rock cafe? a fucking resraurant? what's so special about that?

nah casino

k

It's a casino

i will be the man to defeat BJ Penn

streamable.com/95fl1

Will it EVER happen, bros?

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Maia

they never learn.

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1156644050583216128

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thanks brett

powerful

omg like khabib and DC have such a bromance man like it’s so wholesome bro

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Uncultured rats the lot of them

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Does film of the first Shev-Carmouche fight exist

Mexibro please we all hate Khabib but this obsession has gone far enough

Grand Total of Uruguayans fighting on tomorrow's card: 1

and I don't think I've ever seen a Uruguayan on /heem/ which is the home of MMA on the internet.
Why does Uruguay deserve a card again?
It's got a population on par with Utah.

unironically looks badass

Shevchenko was born there i guess

she was born in Kyrgyzstan and moved to Peru as an adult.
She has Russian parents and fights predominately in the United States.

She has absolutely zero relation to Uruguay.

These two THICC motherFUCKERS are the BEST Heavyweights EVER. And basically... YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

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Royce, Chuck, GSP, Randy

The UFC wanted to go somewhere safe in America

does it really need to be explained

Brock Lesnar is the GOAT heavyweight and anyone who tells me otherwise is a pussyfoot faggot.

I actually like khabib only shitpost to make incels sethe

London gets one card a year and it is often absolutely dreadful.
Dana should repay loyal fans instead of throwing cards to places where nobody likes MMA.

*get dabbed on by a pillowfisted bjj specialist*
for sure a couple of munsterly GOAT heavies

no one wants to go to london lad

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Why do these fighters look so mentally challenged

Fuck off, nobody knows or gives a sh8t about that guy outside this shithole and people that watch JRE podcast daily

The amount of shit British mma fans put up with is amazing ... gonna pay for PPVs on top of BT despite events being on at 5 am on a Sunday? You piggies love it don’t you?

ppvs have commercials on bt. brits have to pay for that? dana is really screwing them

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I actually thought this video was funny.

>I actually like Khabib
Cringe, why do you like him? He is a boring fighter with a padded record who's boring to watch

youtube.com/watch?v=7s28ZsshPho
6:10
never heard her talk before
lol i thought she was a real venezuelan

His record is padded but you're wrong about him being boring to watch. Maybe you should be in /box/

28 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by Dustbin Poopeeier

>do you feel bad about knocking her out?

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anyone have the Sclhob-Mauro copypasta?

5 years of mma practice and both of them are heem'd

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I mean I “like him” in the way of I don’t hate him, I know he has a record of bums and he’s muslim but the real issue for me it’s all of his dickrider fans on here and in YouTube comments, the only fighter i actually hate and disgust me is israel adesanya because he’s such a hyped faggot

Lol khabib will pull out before he fights

latifi heems jones unironically

blowjob pennis

heihachi.jpg*

Uh oh......

twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1159953520558088192

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>do you regret making those comments?

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>pinning your hopes on dustin beating khabib
fucking dustin

lmao, how does schaub even live with this embarassing shit

Have sex

the guy making those videos is a literal autist. is he breaking the law by reposting joe/schaub's stuff without their permission? is that why it's taken down?

I really think Dustin has a great chance

>@Cernovich
Why is @joerogan taking down documentaries critical of his friends?

twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1159955457089261571

what do you think joe rogan is sitting on his pc at home filing complaints? lol jesus christ

Mini mouse ain't even beat his dick and bust off in your eye so you can see me coming.

are you retarded? lol jesus christ

because hes short
>rogan threatens people on the phone who call schaub unfunny
>censors videos calling schaub unfunny
>schaub bribes people to rate his special well
the state of these people

cringed hard when i realized Ben is a massive fan of this guy, cte shows itself in many ways

i don't know what constitutes fair use but he probably wouldn't get his retarded videos taken down if he didn't use jre, tfatk, schaubs standup clips

Messiah marcolin heems every current ufc heavyweight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFJJfwiwb4

hard to say who is the most pathetic in this scenario

and I'm including you for posting about it and me for replying

>all that gay ass vibrato

we geddit alrady we geddit

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>Ben

Who?

Ben Nguyen the reddit man

ive seen his documentary. The guy showed large parts out of schaubs special. Showtime probably took it down because of that.

What's your natural weight division? I'm a flyweight btw

ATT are probably having fun preparing for this one ... Imagine if Dustin lands a Masvidal flying knee on Khabib lol

uncle ben the rice guy

It's the guy awake at night thinking about how he can try to take schaub down a peg on youtube

I could see myself in the lightweight div. Heeming guys left and right with smooth movement and a fairly big reach.

I agree that vibrato is lame but the way he comes in on that track is a b-b-b-beast
Cooler singing on this track
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lezzGZjtJew

Askren and him do a podcast together reviewing books

he made a video about the takedown. the first takedown was due to an interview with schaub and mauro while the second was because he used a clip of the conor mayweather fight

SCHAUB CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

so hyped for this askren maia fight

I wanted to see this as soon as he was signed

ultimate chess match bros

although I don't see how Maia loses to somebody who can't throw a punch

Your list is just 4 black cocks you fucking fage

I cut down to heavyweight this morning

LOL the ending where he says no comedians will speak up about schaub because they're afraid of joe rogan. what a mentally ill creep

Uh oh, Rogaine's fucked now!

he's right though

Rogan has become way too influnecial and powerful,you cant shitalk his pet without losing your connections

I can see schaub being charming/charismatic in a 1 on 1 type situation or even in a small group setting. Sort of like george bush.

I literally can’t get excited for Maia anymore his fights are just too fucking boring

At least Ben has the decency to get heemed

Jones bopped him twice and then nutted in his big mac the next day

> I don't see how Maia loses to somebody who can't throw a punch

By being 41 years old

does anyone remember those youtube channels exposing rogan and brendan's retardisms? are they still up?

no he's not no one in comedy cares about brendan schaub doing well or joe rogan, only that fucking sperg

Need to get him Bangkok ready

Hgh and you can tell because of that brow ridge

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/aspen-ladd-bantamweight-license-suspended-california-weight-ufc-commission

Latrine Ladd continuing to get flushed and btfo

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tbf I don't see comedians ever go after eachother publicly unless joke stealing is happening

I’d say Welterweight. Right now sitting at 185 at probably 15% BF. Can get in shape/diet down to 175 and have a tiny weight cut to 170. Would have to fight 155 or even 145 by today’s weight cutting standards. 6’0 with 75” or 76” reach btw.

kek nobody in comedy talks shit about schaub or rogan because it would be a financially retarded move

you're literally making shit up, schaub isn't even relevant enough to make fun of at a roast

bulk up dude

Why would you think Maia has a chance he literally always gets owned by wrestlers in the most boring way possible

Woodley, Usman, Colby recently all had their way with him

they take shots at each other all the time on radio shows, podcasts and whenever roasts come up, shitting on their careers has always been a theme

I've seen east coast comedians bite their tongue when the topic of rogan comes up.

also, if youre saying i'm making shit up, how the fuck do you know comics arent shitting on brendan? you fuck

dude the death squad will come after you if you dare talk about rogans clique

I have a massive browridge.

>After gaining 18 percent of her weight between weigh-ins and fight day for a bout against Germaine de Randamie
>18 percent
160 pounds in the cage
OH NO NO NO NO

Great thread guys I love talmbout calmdy

>ladd weighed 159 in cage

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good I hope they doo this with seizurbib

that fat mongoloid must weigh 180 right now

>at the time, watching her shake and moan on the scales, it seemed she was fit to fight... but in hindsight...
corrupt fuckers

there is a slight possibility aspen ladd weighs more than me

You must have a lot of natural hgh in your system. Do you have big palms?

I like Askren but I just don't see it

I especially think comparisons to usman and colby are shortsighted, those guys may not even have peaked

That's more than what TJ rehydrates at 135

the dude was shitting his pants the scale wasn't level he just said 135 and let her get off before she collapsed

One day dc will make some joke and khabib and the dagestanis will firebomb his fucking house just out of nowhere

nobody here has the technical proficiency to combat my donkey guard

>a real venezuelan
I fucking wish, we dont have a single decent mma fighter in the whole country ;_;

>watching her shake and moan on the scales

O-oh my..

this is what 160 pounds of fat free falling looks like.
dean was stopping it asap to prevent an octagon death thank you dean

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>The impact of Ladd hitting the ground actually causes GDR to go airborne, and knocks Herb off balance

in the street I'd just heem your anus with a 12-6 elbow

make her fight yana at 145 and after she breaks her jaw send her fat ass back to the woods permanently

Too much cte to care b, ya think playin fubal an' gadooshing people is easy?

California does weight checks in the lead up to fights there's no way she didn't know she was breaking that rule by coming in at 160 pounds lmao

Starting to again. Used to be bigger but my career took over and pretty much stopped going to the gym and diet fell apart. But I switched jobs and back to a healthier lifestyle. Weights 3x a week, Muay Thai 2x, and BJJ 1x.

>Weights 3x a week, Muay Thai 2x, and BJJ 1x.
you're never gonna make it kid

6 foot bantamweight

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I don't think a fighter will limit their post weigh in rehydration when CSAC doesn't give real punishments

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I could destroy you

her mum and sisters seem to do the whole hiking with your midriff exposed thing too. weird

Tony and Aspen are the same weight right now.

He isnt even a wrestler. Watch his fights some time.

Been off the scene since the crucifixion of Askren. Any big happenings i've missed?

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>Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Michelle Waterson headlines UFC Fight Night in Tampa
alright fuck that i'm not going unless they add 2 really good fights

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> outwrestled

I fucking hate casuals.

Jorge Masvidal has never been finished in the octagon. Decisions are not a valid method of victory. Therefore he is undefeated. His only decision """loss""" is to Wonderboy "Steve" Thompson.

if you're not watching Invicta tonight you can't post on my /heem/

now we know why she was able to lay on top of those women and scream as she threw hammerfists. lansberg said she wasn't getting rocked by them but the screaming was pissing her off and she couldn't move lol

What dont you ser. That Maia cant wrestle but Askren can?

That knee was a fluke btw.

he did it and even outwrestled khabib in the first seconds paki

Any promotion where Megan Anderson can be
called a champion is illegitimate

>This is what the crowd bought the tickets to see!
>Cerrone's going down to play!
>Wow!
>Give me more!
Brendan Fitzgerald is an obnoxious and fake faggot.. Holy fuck I hate this guy, he's almost worse than Goldberg. I'm glad Anik is still taking the bigger cards.

Still can't tell if they're real or not, I say fake you guys said real.

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>didn't even submit invicta picks

The mom is taking selfies that show her cleavage and panties at once. Literally 3 dadless sluts living together and the mom is using her daughter to cock hunt

Based and gamebredpilled

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that sounds horrendous. just deplorable. where would you even find this image in question? is it possible for you to post it here? thats sick

Who can resist a divorcee with 6 kids and 5 dogs in the house

>Women are now allowed to show their bodies!

Grow up.

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The dad isn't around because he's working 3 jobs to feed those kids and dogs

god damn it, that's the only time ive seen megan be ugly, delete this from the internet now

That Adderall diet is working nicely.

I thought women mma made the big bucks?

Do more BJJ

how much food does this woman eat that she can't make 135 while only being 5'6?

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dog semen is highly caloric

even joanna got flushed to 50k to show after losing the belt

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does she do this every day? Does she ever train or do something else?

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She should patent her diet. Whatever she eats lifters would buy tons of that stuff

instagram.com/p/B07wnD5J3po/
every fucking day

any hot asses in invicta today?

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it's ok boy just another 8 miles

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I suppose I wouldn't be on Yea Forums if I didn't have a problem with this person doing what makes her happy even though it's not harmful and does not affect me in any way

What drives me insane about that is the ducking ticks out there... You wearing thinner layers but like Lyme disease is no joke ... it’s a weird insta thing I guess

were you imagining her milking those you dirty bastardo

Why. Were you rooting for the Irishman?

Im Turkish

this right here famalam I don't fuck around with no ticks man Lyme disease will ruin ya damn life

> defending women online
Sad!

masvidal getting choked out.webm

For sure Al didn't lose to cowboy.
It would make more sense to suggest that all of Masvidal's prior losses would be avenged by the fighter he is today. Given that fact, he is defacto an undefeated fighter as he has yet to face any competition that can or has beat who is currently.

The Schaub doc was hilarious.
Tears if you missed it.

Slob talks about the UFC's doctor and does a stereotypical Asian accent like "YOU CUT? I FIX YOU CUNT. THIS STING? I CHINESE DOCTOR" and then it segues to the actual doctor in question and he speaks perfect English to the point where he's very likely born and raised in America. (he's on the left)

hilarious.

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Where can one stream for free fidy

>Ya know, I usually don't have a problem with racial humor BUT
This guy is the worst lmao

>he thinks I"ve even heard of more than 2 fighters on tonights card

still gonna watch it and have fun tho

>humor
where was the humor

Take a chance you've got 5 minutes to get your picks in. Don't copy mine.

Mr. Schaub, sorry for your loss

>This makes Amy Schumer's Leather Special look like George Carlin's Jammin In New York
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH where is this guy's comedy special

>JIM NORTON IS A TWITCHY WORM
oh my god i can't breathe

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT AND IT'S RETWEETED BY THE GUY HIMSELF LMAO

twitter.com/streetfitebanch/status/1149362218754068480

twitter.com/ufcdoctor?lang=en

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Made up thing, Jim Miller still finishing fights with it

It literally permanently incapacitates people and I hope Aspen Ladd's entire family gets it including the dogs

Holy crap the doctor didn't really have that accent Brendan gave him in his comedy special?

she has tats and fake lips so im saying fake

Ladd being punished for being a fat little piggy
Next fight will have to be at 145.

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every comedian embellishes stories. schaub just has autists that want to see him fail.

Why is that beige doc so special? Weve been laughing at these jokes for years. Its just an hour long schaub compilation of shit weve seen before. Some of you mental cases are funnier than this doc.

fat fuck btfo
sheemed by based GDR and flushed to a nonexistent 145 division

It's Joe's autistic vocal community thinks that the guy is being censored even tho everyone knows how autistic youtube about copyright.

>embellishes stories
he spent his entire special making up his life story to make himself look like a legitimate comedian lol, not to mention not a single thing hes ever said has been funny. 2 percent on rotten tomatoes after bribery LOL cope more, i try not to think about it because it's so embarrassing but you keep bringing it up.

yeah it was pretty lame but it worked rogaine and shaub into a shoot

She weighed 159 rehydrating from 135.
If she fights at 145 and rehydrates 10% she'll weigh 159 lmfao

your a plain hater, b

>Coach what you mean I don't supposed to eat cake before fight? But I hungry coach, what you mean?

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No way they don’t close the 145 now that Cyborg is gone .... Nunes doesn’t actually want to be there

Aspen Ladd doesn't have an athletic bone in her body because she's made of fat

have Hogan and Slob talked about the doc yet

Rip Megan Canderson

Joe broke down in tears and said it was a once in human history event

maybe she'll try to kill herself again

>пpeдcтaвьтe ceбe зaпaх тpeнep

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this is the only schaub doc i need my men
youtu.be/lSAxibCd4UI

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Didn't know she was a sad girl
Somehow that only makes her hotter

Reminder that the UFC traded the P4P GOAT in his prime for Ben "4 seconds" Asscream

just watched Dora the explorer lads

And Ben is worlds more popular than DJ
It's a money game not a talent one

>he spent his entire special making up his life story to make himself look like a legitimate comedian

you know that is the actual craft of being a stand up comedian, right? to be able to look at your life, vocalize how ridiculous it has been and then somehow turn that back towards the crowd and make them believe they're just like you so you must be as normal/fucked up as they are and everyone feels great and laughs.

I guarantee you there are literally 10's of thousands of ordinary people that could look at ANY comedian's life you could name and say "that's nothing"

you don't understand the role of the stand up comic and what his craft is AT ALL

cejudo should be on the #2 p4p spot

DJ is boring and so is the Manley division ... at least he’s fighting up in weight now

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BASED

Placebo affect

were there good close ups of Dora?

Lyme is filled with pseudoscience and bullshittery
See chronic lyme
It's a rabbit hole of medical bullshit, basically none of it is real

its honestly hilarious how incredibly pathetic youd have to be to make an hour long video dissecting the authenticity and funniness of a story, probably took him 6 hours just to put the thing together let alone actually analyzing everything, schaub is a giant faggot, nobody needs some loser wasting their life pointing out the obvious lmao

What does it feel like to always win /heem/?

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not many, she does sing a lot tho

He invented a story about his dad pimping him out to be an mma star when everybody knew he was just some mediocre fighter podcast bum, and no one laughed thats why it get the lowest rated score of any special ever lmao, you are clearly retarded.
>muh craft of comedy

how was the end? i got kicked out half way through for public indecency (don't ask)

LMAOOOOOOOO

What a fucking loser holy shit

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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:22:57 No.94704374▶
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> were there good close ups of Dora?
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:23:47 No.94704384▶
>
> Lyme is filled with pseudoscience and bullshittery
> See chronic lyme
> It's a rabbit hole of medical bullshit, basically none of it is real
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:24:23 No.94704391▶
>
> its honestly hilarious how incredibly pathetic youd have to be to make an hour long video dissecting the authenticity and funniness of a story, probably took him 6 hours just to put the thing together let alone actually analyzing everything, schaub is a giant faggot, nobody needs some loser wasting their life pointing out the obvious lmao
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:25:25 No.94704403▶
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> What does it feel like to always win /heem/?
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:25:55 No.94704416▶
>
> not many, she does sing a lot tho
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:25:56 No.94704417▶
>
> He invented a story about his dad pimping him out to be an mma star when everybody knew he was just some mediocre fighter podcast bum, and no one laughed thats why it get the lowest rated score of any special ever lmao, you are clearly retarded.
> >muh craft of comedy

I watched one of those queer little AKA videos and those dagestan lads don't do banter, DC and some others were fucking about with them and they looked like they were considering shooting up the place, dour cunts

Are you such an autistic loser you actually think comedians are telling actual stories? Lmao.

>1st Amendment
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Who has the Invicta stream? Pls share

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>muh knees

normally the story is supposed to be comical not just begging people to accept you as a comedian LOL youre so stupid

OH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NOOH NO NO NO NO NO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

>tfw you sold out boston BUT...

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it's sad knowing that I could take these chicks out and I'm only 115 pounds.

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Terrible advice, I can barely walk anymore my knees are so shot from BJJ.

weak minded

Lol stupid bitch you cant even answer the question. You genuinely are mentally and socially retarded enough to think comedians stories are true. I have this great book called the Bible for you to read.

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Crackstreams com

doggone i love shitskin women!

I did answer the question you are so low IQ and mad you can't even read LOL, wgaf if a stories fake, he didnt tell a story he begged for acceptance for 30 minutes. regardless you should end your own life as you brain is MICROSCOPIC (even smaller than your penis). Also the bible is real you low IQ atheist retard.

>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:17:26 No.94704314▶
> just watched Dora the explorer lads
>>>
>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:18:03 No.94704321▶
>
> And Ben is worlds more popular than DJ
> It's a money game not a talent one
>>>
>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:19:56 No.94704347▶
>
> >he spent his entire special making up his life story to make himself look like a legitimate comedian
> you know that is the actual craft of being a stand up comedian, right? to be able to look at your life, vocalize how ridiculous it has been and then somehow turn that back towards the crowd and make them believe they're just like you so you must be as normal/fucked up as they are and everyone feels great and laughs.
> I guarantee you there are literally 10's of thousands of ordinary people that could look at ANY comedian's life you could name and say "that's nothing"
> you don't understand the role of the stand up comic and what his craft is AT ALL
>>>
>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:20:43 No.94704352▶
> cejudo should be on the #2 p4p spot
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:21:33 No.94704359▶
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> DJ is boring and so is the Manley division ... at least he’s fighting up in weight now
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:21:47 No.94704361▶
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:22:01 No.94704364▶
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> BASED
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>Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)03:22:14 No.94704369▶
>
> Placebo affect

Does Schleb’s people scour heem for material or something? So much seethe rn

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Yeah you did, by not answering and affirming you’re mentally retarded LOL

Did you know I went to the barber today and his name was Jamal? He also traveled back in time and made your mother bellyflop while she was pregnant which explains why you’re so fucking stupid

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>The crippled obese pedophile spammer is a schaub fan
not surprised my man

Well at least he's not scatposting

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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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>makes a video about schaub being whiny
>in shambolic ruins crying over the fucking 1st amendment
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Holy shit she cuts more weight then male bantamweights. I'm guessing that's because women carry more fat than men?

>the Bible is real
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-
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*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
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I implied that whether the story is real or not is irrelevant, if you had gone outside your putrid incel kingdom of a room even 1 (one) time you would know how conversations work and maybe not be such a raging autistic faggot (although you would probably still be a foaming at the mouth retard)

>"i bet you think the bible is real!"

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You literally believe comedians are telling real stories and that some dumb Jew thousands of years ago led a bunch of other Jews through a desert and parted an entire sea

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>hey guys my haterade video got taken down
>immediately links patreon

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No i didn't care for Brendan Schaubs special,how did you know? and yes you can borrow my bible

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spammy, we know you're the sheep avatar

u mad lol

Only a christcuck could be as so retarded to believe a comedian is telling 100% authentic stories

They also probably believe they need a stork to have sex which is why you’re all such retarded virgins

Did that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfaoDid that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfaoDid that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfaoDid that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfaoDid that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfaoDid that fucking idiot think he was going to insult my boy brendan schaub and have me not spam reports until his shit got taken down? lmmfao

Schaub fans
>morbidly obese
>atheists
>pedophiles
H8rs
>devout christian
>physically fit
>high IQ

well i think i know which side im on guys

AIRPLANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK COBOL
FUCK JEWS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES
FUCK ANYONE BUT ME
FUCK EMPLOYERS
FUCK HIGHER UPS
FUCK TAXES
FUCK WAGEKEKS

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>Normal person-"guys this story wasn't funny at all"
>Retard-"incoherent autism fit"

You have the functional IQ of the mushroom carbonara I just shat out. You sincerely BELIEVED that Joey Diaz assasinated RFK while eating out a rabbis daughter

THOUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ON ECS??????????????????????????
THOUGHTS ON DEREK???????????????????????

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Me to you. Faggot.

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Thanks for proving my point lol

>Joey Diaz assasinated RFK
Joey Diaz is Sirhan Sirhan?

Where are derek and airplane now that i joined????? LOOOOL

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Birdbrained nigger retard who worships sand kikes: comedian tell real story!!!

Thanks for being my comedy for the night by being such a birdbrained nigger. Try not beating your parents too hard for not aborting your stupid ass.

let the spammer make the thread

lmao seethe

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>lmao seethe

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>lmao sneed

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>looks like wandy in makeup
ARE WE JUST GONNA DENY ALL OF REALITY NOW?

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in this case it would be nocebo effect

I've been watching a lot of those aka camp vlogs and it's actually the opposite of what you say. It seems like they spend more time playing/joking around than actually training