When's the last time you had to big league someone. When's the last time someone marked out to you?

When's the last time you had to big league someone. When's the last time someone marked out to you?

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I’ve never been in a position to big league someone outside of telling someone the Ice cream machine is busted. I did however get mistaken for an internet porn dude that did college tours. I have no idea who those fucking frat dudes thought I was but they asked me a lot of questions about how I got chicks to fuck me on camera. I just said money and they kept introducing me to their fucking bros all night while giving me their beers. College parties are fucking dumb. This was in 2005. Thanks for hearing my shitty story that I’ve never had the opportunity to tell.

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Should have called them based face blind retards

A drunk friend of mine always marks out over me. I don't even know why either, because I'm a horrible person.

Cringe

A couple months ago my friend group got together for an semi-regular gaming tournament we like to do, using games of all kinds (board, card, video, misc) that we bring chosen at random for every round. In the first round I drew an impromptu monster costume contest using random shit from the house against the host's wife and aced her in my presentation, but she politicked the votes in her favor being a womeme and sent me to loser's bracket as a result. In retaliation I stomped her and two of the betas who voted for her out of the tournament entirely in later rounds, refusing her pleas to reroll a fighting game against her because she was a woman and couldn't possibly win.

>be technician at high end luxury sports car dealership
>stop into gas station after work for a drink still wearing brand hat and mechanics blue jacket with logo on chest
>"whoa dude you work at XYZ? hey are you guys hiring?"
>yes actually I think were looking for lot porters/valets
>"lot porter nah man I wanna be a technician"
>do you have any experience or a degree from a trade college or anything?
>"nah bro I dont any of that shit I know what I'm doing though I dont need to have certifications I work on cars all the time bro"
>well we dont just hire any random person your gonna need a proven track record, at least a few ASE certifications if not some factory certifications from our brand or another luxury brand and references
>"nah dude I do brakes and stuff all the time I used to work at autozone I know what I'm doing"
>*goes back and forth a few more minutes as im now just trying to leave and getting tired of this*
>look man, just apply online and talk to the management and see what happens. Maybe you can start as a porter and work your way up after a while I dont know.
>"nah man I told you, I'm a mechanic dude. I'm a badass mechanic
>you're a fucking gas station clerk, now ring up my shit so I can leave.

Based.

When a 3rd worlder notices I am American that's all the big leaguing it takes.

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