/mlb/

Mets win the Eries! Mets win the Eries!

I feel embarrassed for bears and cubs fans that this guy is a mod on both team reddits, and was actually the "authentic fan" of a cubs game earlier this year. I'm just glad kelly was working that day and this faggot didn't get to meet her. he's a "superfan" for the Cubs and Bears, he created his reddit account in june 2016 LOL.

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>cubs rankings on numerous sites have shot upwards
Happening!!

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>BAUER OUTAGE!!!

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Yeah. The Eries this week against the Marlins. Might wanna just satisfy your self with that.

Imagine the gnats and braves both collapsing

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Mets already won this year, idiot.

Not yet. Shush

Fuck off. There's no team that can stop the red hot Mets.

bernie please you have to respect women

anyone can. The nationals and braves are there and I think they are a good challenge for the mets. So is cleveland

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Mets would sweep a combined squad from those three teams.

No. I think the mets drop a game here and there. I have some unease still, but if they can keep winning then congrats you make me keep believing in the mets

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They're definitely the team to beat this year.

cubs fan here!!!

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That is the dodgers man. Mets arent the team to beat at all

It must be Summer because all the Mets fans are high on hobo piss fumes again.

its a falseflagger and i know it damn well. also hobo fumes are from the bronx my friend

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>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.

>sup metsbros
We going to win tonight?

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>imagine not being a mets fan right now

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We're going to win every night, Metsbro!

ALAKAZAM! The Magic number is now ZERO!!!

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>its a falseflagger
No it's not. Mets fans are actually this retarded.

I mean, I like the team at the moment, but I believe. Its a bit crazy to believe because >mets, but anything can happen

Can we make it 26, Metsbros?

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*sniff*

Smells like a first round exit to the surging Milwaukee Brewers

Abracadabra!

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>who sux
>getting btfo by the ass

AL wild card race sucks ass

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Nothing up my sleeve...... PRESTO! Mets win! Mets win!

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>good team beating bad team
Someone get reddit on the phone, this is big news

Joe Panik lol

Philbros have been awfully quiet lately... is everything alright?

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>Ass
>good
How stupid are brokelanders right now?

Joe Panik lol

A's are a solid team minus the staff. They should make the wild card when the twins fucking die in september

Never forget.

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If the Ass are so good why did they blow a series to the Cubs?

They're 15 over .500 in one of the harder divisions.

because its baseball nigga. I aint gotta explain shit. Also they started homer bailey in the rubber match so theres your reason

The Cubs have only lost one series at home all season.

WWE spoiled the worlds eries

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Starting baseball today bois!

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And the bears and cowboys owl right?

reminder there is no proof that the Commissioner of baseball actually likes baseball or has ever watched a game of it in his life

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Why would he need to?

I'm falling asleep watching this garbage chokeland shitcago game. When's the next real baseball game on?

He'd fit right in here, then.

If you're Bo Bichette, which career would you like to have:

Ken Griffey Jr.
Don Mattingly
Dale Long

Mattingly is most likely for him

Because the all fucked off to /NFL/ because the Lillie’s played them like a fiddle again when they were retarded enough to buy season tickets for Larper

kill vs. yourself, starts now

Twins-Tribe up next.

I put 50 bucks on kill. I hear they have a good starter.

could do a lot worse. Matty was one injury away from the HoF.

also, checked

A's should have traded for Boyd over the winter. They aren't the only ones.

He was pretty much the best hitter in the game for a 3 year stretch.

Soul

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>Mon visage when people assume Darvish will lose today.

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Poo Darvish

it's like youre trying to make me cringe
fuck you dumb retard

are you attempting to make me cringe?

Cringe bro cringe bro

Back to the bouncy house with you.

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the cringelord is going all in. abandon thread

F this, I'm out. THis is too crazy

Cuh

RIIIIIIIIIIINGE

Whom should win the cy youngs this year?

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Bailey

^Dios mio 2 spots above me

Mets win the Eries! Mets win the Eries!

"the sheriff" homer bailey

Actual fucking answers

Sorry

My bad dogg

Howdy yall its sherrif Bailey...looks like somethings going astray in these parts...mmhmmm... Ill have to inform the deputies...mmhmmm mhhmmmm...

God bless you Sheriff

D'oh

enough with this shit

My bad

I've fucking had it!

For me it's the Spokane Indians short-season minor league baseball team.

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What is alluring about Recker?

A's rollin' again.

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Who are they playing?

>white succ

The Mets regression begins tonight.

How can they be this bad?

Are the who sux even trying?

>7-0
Where did all the White Sox fans go?

I'm not sure, but I hope they take all these Mets lifelongs with them.

Probably to handegg where they also lost yesterday.

Anybody else been watching the little league world series? Theres a fat kid on minnesota who could be the new "I hit dingers" kid

>Play against a competent team
>Lose a close first game, roll them in the second game where the other team conserves their resources, and then get crushed in the final game.
>Play against an incompetent team
>Roll them
Hmmm

>7-0

youtube.com/watch?v=auDBbdcnUVo
Why can't MLB mascots be this next level?

Yes 7-0 is rolling them.

I'm here. I've been baking bread while watching the game.

Which is more exciting?

The bread obviously

What exactly did she mean by this

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forgot link
si.com/extra-mustard/photo/2016/07/12/mlb-cheerleaders-dance-teams-and-ball-girls

bg A's

They got a ways to go towards full cheerleader and idol corps like the NPB.
youtube.com/watch?v=TX__jidxKeg

rude

Well you tell me what about it was good? Tim going 2-3? That's all I can think of and that's grasping hard.

Edwin Jackson back on the mound tonight. Who else is hyped?

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nyy v tor gamethread

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Mets fans out of freakin' nowhere

*falseflaggers
FTFY

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Cubs @ Reds

Honestly I didn't know

I honestly had no idea

Washington Nationals @ New York Mets Game Thread

>jew york needing false flagging to be horrible
nope, this has been going for years here with the jets, mets, etc. your city always pulls this shit more than any other fanbase

Urg

Gah

>Mets fans out of freakin' nowhere
you mean when your team is losing you don’t have as much to post about them? The shock!

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Is Anthony Recker on /mlb/? Provide the reason for your answer.

fuck off unless you’re gonna post his glutes

So you admit to being a fairweather fuck huh?

>fuck off unless you’re gonna post his glutes
Why would you want to see his glutes?

get a load of this fag

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Nationals @ Mets Game Thread
WSH: 3
NYM: 0
Middle of the 4th Inning

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>get a load of this fag
Why is a poster NOT considered a fag if he likes Recker’s glutes and posts pics of said glutes?

feels like this might be an apt place for the >mest collapse to begin

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The mest collapse never stopped. They were playing AAAA squads.

>*sips*
Ahhh
now JJ Hardy Trevor Hoffman and Rickie Weeks there were some real Brewers

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little desperate and obsessed m8

>fairweather fuck
I don’t think you know what that means.

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Is there a franchise that's a bigger joke than the Angels?

>no refute
>s-s-seething

>(you)

For me, it’s gotta be the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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No, I hope they never change. They outspend the A's by at least $50 mil. every year, and it doesn't do them a damn bit of good.

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>being this mad
>at the >mest

there's still time to >mest

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Why is a poster here NOT considered a fag if he likes Recker’s glutes and posts pics of said glutes?

And you know Arte is in a perma-seethe over all of his wasted billboard bucks. What a clown.

What do Julianna Zobrist and Anthony Recker have in common?

So who is wasting the best talent in their league more? The oilers or angels?

angles might well be wasting a goat candidate but the oilels are in their own league of toxic dumpster fire

at least LA is nice for rich people, the poor kids rotting in deadmonton have to live in cold dirty hole in the ground

>What do Julianna Zobrist and Anthony Recker have in common?
What do they have in common?

I'm curious as well.

oh hey bundy can pitch again

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His only real future is to go to the NL and some place like SF and hope he can hang on through his final arb years.

pre-ball change he'd be able to go to a pitchers park and probably work out how to adapt to his velocity lost
with the current balls he's probably just fucked long term

>mest
kek

one game. its one game

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We always been here asshole

shut the fuck up falseflagger

>mest

Have some pride in your team, dickhead. We already won the division, and we're the lawnmower on the grass path to a ring.

god i wish she would squeeze my balls with her footpusy

No we didnt shut the fuck up.

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>cosb

Fuck, it was all an illusion, wasn't it? A pretender that feasted on the Marlins, White Sox, Pirates and bottom feeders in recent weeks.

Now they have the Nationals, Braves, Dodgers, Cubs... they're right back to showing their true colors.

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Shut up wojakposter

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My Mets are going all the way and there's nothing you can do to stop it

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lol

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my bo-bo :(

It's over metsbros.....

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NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FALSEFLAGGING FUCK

>Mest

No

They told me it wasn't a fluke... they told me we were the real deal bros...

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Sigh...
Guess I'll come back next year when they get good again... no point in watching them anymore....

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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lol mest

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We've always been here retard

they gotta face the >nats bullpen, so they have a shot still

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently thirty-seven games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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My Mets

Sick of falseflaggers

>tloses
after tonight they will no longer be sole division leaders

Name ONE team that can stop my mets

Shut the fuck up

levatate in the standings! GO METS

m e t s mets mets mets

BASED BAUER WITH ANOTHER BAUER OUTAGE VS CUSB

I FUCKING CALLED THIS 6 DAYS AGO:
>7 IP(should be 8), 3 H, 1 R, 11 Ks

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KEK SCUBA KEK

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What does this have to do with my based Mets?

>cusb

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this has nothing to do with the mets

>barves blowing it

your based mest arent looking too good

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Can the Twins explain what this spic's problem is? I've never seen someone posture and celebrate every time he fouls a pitch off or doesn't swing at a breaking ball. Also the Injuns are kicking the shit out of you tonight.

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Cringe

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Twins are a chimp org

>cusb

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gotta pick ourselves up and get back at it tomorrow

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Can make some for my based Mets?

is this what trannies actually think theyll look like?

they think they look like anime

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nice. gay mest fans will get a lot of mileage out of this

Based, fellow gay Mets fans will get a lot of mileage out of this

oh these gay mets fans will get tons of mileage out of this

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Good god

based

Go Cubbies

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This young lady is a die hard Mets fan!

just embrace it, /mlb/

you can't stop it

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>NAST
>NAST
>NAST

METS WIN THE ERIES!!!! METS WIN THE ERIES!!!!!!

PANIK AT THE DISCO

DOOLITTLE SHOOK

yonkers own

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Why the fuck does Sportsnet LA look so shitty tonight? Might have to switch to the Arizona Fox feed and miss a comfy night with Joe and Orel...

wtf

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WHAT IN THE FUUUUUUCK

THIS TEAMMMMMM

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METS WIN THE BALLGAME! GET FUCKED HATERS!

Good game, New York.

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Looks clean enough for me. You get an appreciation for how clear games are nowadays.

KEK WALGREENS KEK!

i'll take the shitty visuals over the shit dbag announcers

mets pull another rabbit out of the hat!

Where did all these Mets fans come from all of a sudden?

joe panik fans

KEK "X TEAM" KEK/ "X TEAM KEK X TEAM" isn't even funny!

Your gaping asshole

KEK GNATS KEK

>The ace of aces
>batting leader
>RoY wrecking franchise home run records
Really the Mets should not have sucked in the first place.

KEK CUSB KEK

This fucking guy

KEK SEWERS KEK

KEK NAST KEK

why am i watching milluwake? are there any better games today?

>July: no Mets fans
>August: suddenly Mets fans

?????

KEK MEST KEK

>team shit

suddenly

>team not shit

you stupid ofcourse everyone cones out of the woodwork when their team is winning

>A
>MOTHERFUCKING
>WALGREEN'S
>LOGO

you just missed the game of the week
>poolittle

I don’t know why I’m watching either. Pretty shit game desu

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>sean doolittle
>does a lot of damage

i don't get it

what do you mean?!

Retard alert

explain yourself

lol

A FUCKING PHARMACY

Its more shit the mets needed a solid fucking reliever. Doesnt help that diaz blows games and poeple like font existed. Also, rosario didnt blossom into a great SS until lately

>yes we are bandwagon faggots and proud of it
speak for yourself shlomo

>Shittsburgh

so...player of the night?

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anyone know a streaming site that works on the ps4 browser? I can’t get a single one to work

remember when Brooks Pounders and Wilmer Font anchored the Mets bullpen?
I 'member.

There was a pitcher who threw a better game earlier today. You probably didn't watch that one though, not your main team at the moment.

oh this fucker sticking it to the fatman

>Julio Teheran is 28
what the fuck has he been pitching forever?

>be tloses
>tlose division lead

twins are a MEMETEAM. Too many home runs, too few pitchers. Indians are getting hot, and getting kluber back also, so they could miss all together if they keep freefallin. Also, A's and rays are 114514 times better than them

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Did you try sportshd.me?

I had no way of knowing

I was fed misinformation.

I couldnt figure out this enigma

name me ONE starter on the twins that isnt jose berrios

they pulled the wool over my eyes

Uhh
Max Kepler

>metsfags getting their hopes up so they can ultimately be heart broken once again

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joe mauer

we dont talk about 2007 and 2008......

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You should hold a support group with the Cardinals.

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Why would you? You weren't even alive then.

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No I saw them.

>poo poo rodents

>tloses
:stopmusic:

Based Ronald Acuna

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speaking of bandwagoners

Fuck the Twins.
Fuck the Vikings.
Fuck the Wild.
Fuck the Wolves.
Fuck mom and dad for choosing to live in Minnesota before giving birth to me.
Fuck this cuckshed.

>complaining about being in the north during summertime
you're black aren't you

Take it easy Julianna

Did the Cubbie bears win tonight? :3

I started following the Twins during the 2009 season when I first started watching baseball. I was berated and called a bandwagon fan when I said after the playoffs that year that I had lost faith in the team. I don't even have season tickets anymore but it looks like nothing has changed. All this fucking team does against the Yankees is lose, lose, lose, lose, and lose some more. I am fucking sick of being insulted because of where I was born. All I want is for ONE team to not make me feel like the scum of the Earth for being Minnesotan, and the Twins have shown time and time and again that they can't be that team. Fuck Eddie, fuck Sano, fuck Buxton, fuck Odo, fuck Berrios, and fuck Rocco. They can all die in a plane crash on their next road trip for all I care.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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kek tloses

tloses is funny but for me its doggie doos kek

>pittsburgh

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>comedy central retards falsflagging as each other

This the funniest this shitpile genny has been in while

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WINDIANS

>he deleted the post
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLFFLFLFLFF
PPPPPPFTTTTTTT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHH
ohhhh no

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you have to hit a lot of homers to make up for godawful pitching, right Twins fans?

After what they did to us in 2006? I'd sooner see the city of St. Louis nuked.

Cringe desu

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>Twins
>fans
That was a month and a half ago. They went as quickly as they came.

well, at least they got the vikings to stop the depression the wolves and wild give them lmaoooo

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Astros
Braves
It
Is
Then

imagine a subway series world series

I guess MLB hates ratings

Interdasting

Sox win - GET @ DAT PICK

Cards win

Bauer wins

CUSB LOSE LOL ABSOLUTELY BTFO'D BY BAUER

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Schwarbro, are we your only friends?

I've been waiting for this moment all year. They'll lose the lead and lose to whoever the other wildcard is. Another fucking wasted year by shit pitching

with how good the A's and rays have been, twins could miss it . Would be funny, but they have the comedy central to give them free wins

>Phillthies

If they miss the wildcard round I'm going to report my card stolen and claim that someone used it to go to a few Twins games and deny I ever went to see those losers.

>fourthadelphia

again, we could see twins A's as our potential AL wild card, but the rays just keep trucking along without snell and glasnow

>Be Phillthies
>Pay almost 500 million dollars in the off season worth of acquisitions
>Be Phillthies
>Refusing to admitting they are even shitter and last year and not even attempt to tank to *fix* their issues
>Be Phillthies
>Instead of ridding their core management, they give them raises for *good effort*
And all of this would of been avoided hadn't their söy fans gone to the Whiz Kids and instead support their slumping, yet only real sports team in the As just a bit longer. But we all know how that turned out so laugh with me /mlb/ bros.

Who is this for, tryhard? There haven't been Philly fans here in months.

what an incoherent mess

>maybe if I write a tome of gibberish they'll forget >mest

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I agree, the Philthies are an utter mess for us to enjoy as they were predicted by a literal >Mest söyboy on YouTube they'd collapse in June and fall to 4th place.

My man posts like an Infowars bumper sticker

BAJP is a fat fuck with a fake Waffle House gf but real Waffle House diabetes

Was this written by someone with special needs?

Based Harpie longdicking the jints

It's because all Philly /mlb/ fans moved to Oakland when their actual baseball team moved because the rest of the city fucked off for a team of literal Bryce Harper's in terms of Overrated trash.

Well isn't the entire NL LEast consisted of nothing but people with special needs?

Just mest fans.

New rule: if you hit a home run into the opposing teams bullpen, the bullpen pitchers can catch the ball to record an out.

ban fenway cos that rule is for them

IDK man, Barves fans are usually filled with inbred rednecks. Also Philly like the guy mentions are filled with onions. Gnats fans cant say since they exist even less than Phillies fans aside the forced meme shit posters posing as them.

Time and time again the left and mainstream media claim that we live in a sexist, racist, homophobic, intolerant world, but what we see is more and more they manufacturing philthies. If so much people are evil as they claim to be, why they have to lie about philthies. Believe it or not, they lie to you to gain power, they're trying to manipulate your opinion, and when they are caught on the lie, they simply pretend it didn't happen. Philthies just proves that America it's such a nice place, that you have to hire people to oppress you. The leftist media lie to you and when the truth is revealed, they act like you're an idiot who can't remember their lies. So ask yourself, if we live in a world so bad, why they have to manufacture philthies? There's a war on for your mind. Choose which side you're on

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Yeah on further review you might be correct.

Who else wasn't a student of the game?

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did anal use to be illegal??

This fat fuck

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is there fucking no Dodgers game thread???

The U.S. Environmental Philthies Agency says it will no longer approve labels warning philthies is known to cause cancer. The chemical, marketed as a weed killer by Monsanto under the brand Philthies, is currently the focus of lawsuits from thousands of consumers alleging it caused their cancers. Such labels are "irresponsible," EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler said in a statement. He cited the EPA's conclusions that the chemical doesn't represent a cancer risk. The decision from the EPA highlights the growing debate over the safety of philthies, with scientific research often reaching contradictory conclusions. The World Health Organization's cancer agency has said that the chemical is "possibly carcinogenic to humans," yet on the other side of the debate are studies that refute reports of philthies's risks, such as a long-term study of agricultural workers that didn't find a link between Roundup and cancer. What you need to know about philthies, the cancer-linked chemical found in Cheerios Since Bayer bought Roundup maker Monsanto in June 2018, the company has lost lost three high-profile court cases that alleged the chemical caused cancer. "It is critical that federal regulatory agencies like EPA relay to consumers accurate, scientific based information about risks that pesticides may pose to them," Wheeler said in the statement. "EPA's notification to philthies registrants is an important step to ensuring the information shared with the public on a federal pesticide label is correct and not misleading." California's law California requires warning labels on philthies products because the International Agency for Research on Philthies has said it is "probably carcinogenic." Monsanto has sued to block California's warning label requirements. A federal judge blocked California from enforcing the labels while the lawsuit continues....

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ET PHONE HOME

10 Philthies Facts The Gover't Does NOT Want You To See

>cusb

This Philthies Hasn't Paid Taxes In 20 Years And They Can't Make Him

Schwarber owns, fuck you.

doesn't look like he's owning in that pic

>IDK man, Barves fans are usually filled with inbred rednecks. Also Philly like the guy mentions are filled with onions. Gnats fans cant say since they exist even less than Phillies fans aside the forced meme shit posters posing as them.

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What is this post even supposed to convey

baseball lol

he has mouth open so he disagrees

>mest

Based schwarbro trying to get him to reach his full potential

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>Ranger Suarez going to pitch in the 8th.
Yeah I think we got this giants bros

This is kwayzie!!
I mean, this is clinically schizophrenic lol

SKITZO KEK SKITZO!!!!

Doggie Doos

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Mother of god almighty chris please have mercy!!!

Go dbacks, you mediocre sobs.

Oh look ANOTHER blown save by Jansen.

DOGGIE

DOOS

>can get vasquez
>dont get him because you want to keep muh farm
>bullpen is still shit
bravo doyers

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schwarbie owns ya, doyers!

Well. Looks like a mets cubs nlcs again. Gosh darnit as a dodgers fan this certainly sucks :/

mexicans don't say "gosh darnit". ya blew your cover, man.

looks like it'l be another dodgers walk-off

I honestly should've done my research

kem doggim doo

Doffie diis!

sick em aj

>/mlb/ is now DODGERS general

Bros. Who replaces Jansen in the posts eason? I say Urias.

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>sickem aj!
:o

kekley jejsen

I am so sorry, please go easy on me I really have no malicious intent. With that said, the metcubs own you.

youtube.com/watch?v=JSgdBKkb3G0

If he's Chafin then why doesn't he use some talcum powder?

how do i get a gf like Kelly
how sdo i get s gf like this

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Stupid janshit. I was all set to watch the people vs oj on netflix. Please no one spoil the ending for me.

cold showers and no-fap

what did he mean by this?

oh where is your remorse asshole?

NL wild card race is really gonna go down to the wire. AL one will be decided by the end of this month

nl wc race is going to be stressful as fuck for alot of fanbases. it's going to be awesome.

>Please no one spoil the ending for me
Verdict: Not Guilty!

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if they were beetles rather than bears they'd be the grubs

kek

oh you can go to hell fucker!

hey doggie doos! I got somethin for ya!!

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This is psychotic... This is completely off the deep end

royals suck

this is true terror

will 7.75 be enough to keep her happy?

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wrong again ya SUCKER! or should I say LOSER!!! because ya about to lose!

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KEK DOGGIE DOOS LAWL

cubyals suck!

OH KEK THE DOGGIE DOOS KEK!!!

What did I ever do to you

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cubyals broship is responsible for doggie doos

#blessed Cubyals

doggie doos kek!

Mets fans are being lured into a false sense of happiness into getting a really bad shot between the legs by the ball that shatters hopes and dream and they don’t even care.

>bradley warming up
lol dodger walk-off confirmed

>literal doo doo in pant man is gonna doo doo on the doggie doos
KEK YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS STUFF!!

This genny is disgusting.

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straight up

quality of posts is down

My bad

the asshole is mocking us

oh please have mercy we are so sorry

I love how many teams ruined their chances to get a headstart on rebuilds because of their delusions of making the wild card with their .500 records. Jints absolutely wasting Bumgarner cause they got hot for two weeks

dodgers > cubs

if you wanna make it, why the fuck not? giants are retooling on the fly presumably so maybe it works for them, or it backfires on them hard

if he was always willingly helping his neighbors he'd be Archie Gladly

>Doggie Doos

jesus christ bradley...

Keep posting it, it just motivates the Dodgers to win more

bradley's shook

doggie doos ooo doggie doos

>doggie doos

kek doggie doos

which mlb players do you think browse this general?

One time I LARPed as Tyler Saladino and lilistare poster posted about it for years.

DOGGIE DOGGIE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Trevor Bauer

doggie lose kek

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

3-WAY TIE FOR THE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGEB OWL

DOGGIE DOOS KEK!!

doggie doos aint gonna do shit lol

>doggie doos

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Oh how I wish these Speds weren't on this site

bradley better wakl off the field before some cholo pulls his six shooter

doggie doos!!! hahaha doggie doos!!

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Based Roberts ain't taking shit from no one!

doggie donts!

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POSTING QUALITY HAS PLUMMETED!!! POSTING QUALITY IS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW
i'M GOING TO OTHER SITES

DROGGIE DROOS KIKIKIKIKIKIK

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DOGGIE

DOOS

DOGGIE DOOS LIVING RENT-FREE IN MY HEAD

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DOGGIE DOOS LIVING RENT-FREE IN MY EMPTY CRANIUM

doggity kek yourself before you kekkity doos yourself doggity doos yourself before you kikkity kek yourself

>zoinks!
DOGGIE DOGGIE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

if theyre name was the Podgers they'rd be the poggie poos

t. same homofaggot

kek doggie doos

you're a bunch of fucking idiots

dodgers still are the team to beat, but this is a tough loss for them. You needed fucking bullpen help you dunces

These doggie doo special eds have worked me into a buck and twirl

>this thread

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If you are going to doggie doo post, at least post pictures with it.

>doggity doos

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doggie doos kek

perro cacas KEK

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canine feces!
am i doing it right

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

oh

ahaha very funny
>doggie doos
lol see how fucking harmless it is I don't even give a shit oh please have mercy on us!!!

>need bullpen help
>dont get it
>doyers

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Trust me guys I'm in on it too lol dogogie doos! Heh! Oh dear god please stop it please

It's Friday night!
Time for Passion and Tsubami-chan!
youtube.com/watch?v=I25glN6hdS4

HAH this is fucking fun!! having some crazy ole fun with the bros! We're all being twisted sick motherfuckers and saying doggie doos! Havin ourselves a good time!! OH MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE JUST CUT IT OUT!

When I find this asshole responsible fo r this forced meme I don't even care, about, While see who's the doggie doo

HAHA who the fuck was the one responsible for this doggie doos meme?! It's funny...funny AS FUCK! Now come on, what team! tell me your team asshole!

Get in here, IT'S HAPPENING
youtube.com/watch?v=ZePTUTlIv-k

I root for the doggie doos

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Posting qualirty has gone down the tubes since doggy doo meme started. This is an all time low for this genny... please let's stop this meme as soon as possible... please

haha guys it was me all along! I'm memin with yall! oh god no more I've had enough!!

The only way to salvage posting here is to stop the doggie doo meme... look I think it's funny as FUCK but please... please show mercy

These assholes need to learn english

Thanks
for
Watching!

>janshit blew it again
Thank god I couldn't watch this one.

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The old Jansen special

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Dunno who fucked Jansen's mentality up more, the astros or the redsox.

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maymay has been spotted on the premises

The reaction behind the plate, simple, yet gold.

That asshole sets my blood to boil

>that guy in all black in the corner going 'Oh... SHIT!'

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simbly epig

PPOSITNG QUALITY HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS DOGGIE DOO S I FUCKING HATE IT

Haha he doo in his pant kek

choochoo

mercy please

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kek
>g'doo mate

Have we entered another golden age of /mlb/?

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based golden age /mlb/ taking no prisoners

It will take time to recover from the phoneposting Mets fans, but the genny is sturdy as an oak, and she's growing in full sun tonight..

Did Bradley say it?

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Based Houchad

I'll make the new thread.
Fight fight fight!

kek

Fight fight fight

based

kek i think butthurt twins fans reported my post. What a bunch of faggots