/hoc/

Just how good is Ryan Nugent-Hopkins?

>europe
>håkki
I hope you are going to Finland/Sweden/Russia. Even then, it's not much hockey events going on right now.

khl starts at the start of september

Donald trump to drop the ceremonial puck

somewhere between shit and fucking shit

You can find games with good atmosphere even in Germany tbf

Expansion in GTA or QC? Which one would /hoc/ choose?

neither

im here(finland)

Why?

last thing this league needs is more failure canadian teams for the sunbelt to prop up

lol

Northern Ontario is ripe for an expansion preferably Kenora (stanley cup champions once), North bay (great curling city), or North Frontenac (best place in Ontario).

I'd pick QC because Ontario has 2 teams already

did you actually lol or are you just saying that?

Thrashers 2023 Cup

There's a chance I'm going to Sweden but I figured it was too early for any major events
Oh shit maybe I can catch a game in Zagreb
If you've got a sauna I'm there

2020s Sun Belt Dynasty

do you have to speak frog to manage the snes? seems like dorion always does his press conferences in english and french.

ontario will never get another because leafs and sabres wouldn't want it.

GTA just to spite the leafs

I'm gonna have to get up and use the washroom even though it's been over 4 hours and the girl that literally appeared in my dreams hasn't materialized in front of me. I can't tell you the best part because some busy bodies might get the wrong notations, but she was truly beautfiul

Move panthers and coyotes to GTA and QC to spite the leafs and habs

dreamt I was being crushed by a collapsing building last night. very concerning.

this but the opposite

I bet she was like 12 or something (the best part)

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>NHL Funko Pops are in the works
Thoughts, /hoc/key?

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Gay, just like the rest of the funkos

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saving up my husband points to get the subban pop

just preordered them all

Posted from my iPhone X

>two (2) tranpa gay lgbtning players
>subban to cover the diversity quota
>a fucking ded wongs literal who
>no canadian franchise represented
its shit

business idea: a finnish butler for everyone

Why do people buy these? Outside of the comicon exclusives they have no resale value

I'd love that. Sometimes I can't be arsed to prepare the sauna myself or sometimes I forget to buy some ES

Quebec City can't support a major league sports team, management would be disastrous. The bar is way higher now than it used to be 40 something years ago

I'm 30 and just bought a flat brim cap

>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts

grow up and buy a road bicycle

>tfw never ever gonna see one because they dont think barzal is a profitable face
feels good. fuck funko

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no thanks I'm not a flaming homosexual with massive sense of self entitlement

Nerd points

for me it would be being a puncheur

thinking about having a white russian and tucking in bed with teemu selänne biography book

did you just read the wikipedia article for road biking?

What's a white russian?

>white russian
always a nice night cap

I do have some knowledge about the sport, but I did have to double check wiki for the spelling

Ps. a white russian would be a good choice

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for me, its paralyzers

I don't drink alcohol

OT Actiopn in hlinka gretzky semis to go along with my first coffee of the day (14:24)

My friend legitimately thinks she will be able to resell hers at a fairly significant gain in the future.

Because it strokes their ego. I think they suck and I have like 2 (cortex and catbug)

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I'm at the cabin, the Moulson in my hand is ice cold, and the Canucks beat those leaf fucks.

*SIPS*

Life is good.

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san hoes

>life's been good to me so far

For /hoc/ it's salt & vinegar chips

We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’

ACTUAL >standings for this year
Atlantic
1.blots
2.laffs
3.habs
4.Bruins (WC)
5.sabres
6.kitties
7.wings
8.snesn
Metro
1.Caps
2.isles (yes its a stretch. watch it happen)
3.Devils
4.Canes (WC)
5.rangers
6.penguins
7.flyers
8.jackets
Central
1.Blues
2.Avalanche
3.Stars
4.Preds (WC)
5.Hawks
6.Jets
7.Wild
Pacific
1.Flames
2.Knights
3.Yotes
4.Oilels (WC)
5.shorks
6.canucks
7.ducks
8.kings (win lotto)

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Terrible

>no canadian franchise represented
no relevant canadian teams desu

actually legitimately retarded

Remind her of beanie babys

please tell me your prediction then if you know it all

She probably owns some of those as well

>that pacific

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Actually not bad and fairly realistic

Blots are Rags south so I dislike the blots

Don't want to spoil the surprise

why you think that the shorks are gonna stay good, and the rest of the division isnt a hot mess besides like 3 teams?

Who you got then, gaylord?

i thinnk the nucks have a better shot at the wild card than the soilers tbqhwyf

HAHAHAH SWEEDEN

and bitcoin

>Soilers getting the WC
Your list is shit, holy fuck

can we all agree that canadians are just american?

I can trust the oilers more because holland is guiding that ship well. Oilers have nice defensive prospects who might show up this year in bouchard and bear. smith and koskinen, while shit, still can be a good tandem should the oilels get sufficient defense. Also mcdavid will push them to hell to get to playoffs. Yes the canucks are also good with their youth and core, but they need one more year of woes. Demko grows as a goalie, and maybe jett woo makes his debut. Then again, regular season is unpredictable. Who the fuck knows

*thinks*

I think the shorks are going to stay good, unfortunately. They also manage to wiggle into the playoffs are pick some fucking random fuck no one has ever heard of and make him a 30 fucking goal scorer

Labanc? Scouted and signed that fuck to illegal low contract. Mier? Got one of the few highly skilled swiss that arent grinders. Karlsson? Traded him for fucking peanut shells

I'm so goddamned sick and tired of the sharks getting everything

smells like r*ddit

no, that's your ability to identify talent

underrated 2 way center. There's better, but he deserves more credit than he gets

Fuck off san jose tranny

>Then again, regular season is unpredictable. Who the fuck knows
this is true. really i'm just rooting for the soilers to finish in the lottery so mcdavid requests a trade because that would be massivley lol

>he has better things to do on a friday afternoon than watch 17 year olds play hockey in bingo hall
Try as I might, I just can't relate

passive agressive americans

>me claiming a post is r*ddit makes me a tranny
sharks are excellent when it comes to scouting.

Joe Walsh is a great musician

>4.Oilels (WC)

>I'm so goddamned sick and tired of the sharks getting everything
except a cup win lol

until McDavid leaves, they'll always have a shot at a WC no matter what you think.

Remember if your pee is bright yellow, you aren't drinking enough water.

based swedebro. don't worry, i'm introducing a bill in gongress to make you an honorary american as we speak.

Wait a minute, are you saying there is an "Original Six" team that has never won the Stanley Cup? But they've been around forever? There's no way

this. Theres too much talent on that roster for me not to see them in the hunt.

Okay yeah they are but that doesn't mean i have to like it

KEK

mcdavid could break all of gretsky's regular season records, i still don't think the soilers make it in with that d and goaltending.

what if there is lots of bubbles in it but clear?

With what defense and goaltending? And retardfinn skating backwards into his own team?

>sharks are original six
bad meme

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that means you are doing too much heroin

Swap Oilers with ducks, jets with wild, caps with jackets, kitties with snes; then he's just ordered the divisions by who's most reddit

See

Rags fan detected, possibly smuk frok

deeply concerning

define reddit as a characteristic of a hockey team

Sharks were founded in the 90's dumbass.

thank you sir, but I must most humbly decline. I would prefer to simply remain a good ol' friend

Teams I don't like. Simple as

if yoooooooouuuuuuuuu think the shorks are an original six team, you might be a tik tok

it's too late swedebro, i'm sorry. the annexation of sweden bill is going through the legislature as we speak.

how very reddit of you

It clearly says on the puck that it's an O6 franchise.

>My team made the Stanley Cup final their very first year! Now I spam Go knights at the start of every thread!

Edit: Woah guys thanks, my first gold. Gooooo Knights! ;)

Google. use it nigga

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go knights

I really don't mean to insult your country. But there is no way Putin would want american land that close to eastern Russia. And we all know how far up Putin has his hand in Trump's ass

>rags
>original six
bad meme bro

does google lie?

Basically what this guy said

Read the puck

Propaganda sent out by the rags. Those divisive plotting jews.

Tik tok, Winnipeg Jet, bud lights = Yea Forums
Literally anything else = reddit

go to google and search up original 6 NHL. You wont see the sharks on there

That's a loaded question

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you've been fooled by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA™ FAKE NEWS™ INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX my friend. the truth is, teflon don has his hand up putin's ass. the bombers will be taking off within the hour. contratulations on becoming the 51st state.

Womens?

I think you may be autistic to shitposting

went to bingo on the beach with my grandparents as a kid in a small beach town on lake erie once and won 50 dollars

Not really worried if I'm being honest. You'll probably end up bombing Switzerland instead, you always seem to confuse us two.

It depends on whether or not any of the 3 big defensive prospects are ready for a full time roster spot. If so, they're already looking better. Goaltending yes is the big question mark. That's why the expectation is competing for a wildcard, not winning the division

Hlinka Gretzky. I don't know how to make webms but here
twitter.com/DraftDynasty1/status/1159916013821014022?s=09

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

I C E
C
E

and coffee! *sips*

Cool. Just got confused because there is also game on right now for w. Sure I can make a webm for you

How to win a stanley: Have zero f*nns

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Thanks. I didn't even know there was women's on. I only have like 30 channels and 4 of them are TSN

>rags fan is a newfag
Imagine my shock

it on hockey canada website

pensionplanpuppets.com/2019/8/4/20753248/how-to-watch-womens-hockey-team-canada-summer-showcase-prospects-development-under-18-calgary-roster

list of game links if you are interested. they are all archived.

We were all new fags at one point. Some people perpetually, like butt janitor

I was being polite. I don't watch foid hockey

ok here is your webm

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Why is she so hunched over?

>storm surge

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A finnish guy just scored in the premier league game. Why are finns so dominant?

another

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Nobody was talking about them phoneposter

B&R. Thank you lad

N

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is it pancakes time already?

R

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Æ

nima

pretty much exactly what I was thinking

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RNH isn't a top 6 player on any good team

???
he is a good player like eberle in a sense. There are teams that would easily slot him as their 2C any fucking day of the week.

lol if this doesn't look like heaven to you

anybody chosen to play on the U-23 is a top 50 player in the world. seriously who isn't? Gostisphere and Murray maybe

It looks like hell. I'm more of a Charger man

RNH for helleseive. Oilers dont have to field a Finnish netminder, Laine returns to the 60+ goal scorer we know he can be. Jets ice Berdin and based retard Comrie. Odds on those two meeting inthe WCF if that happens is about 1:1

When Gostisbhere is on he's a top 50 player.
t.not a philly fag

Provorovs better than Ghost and Patrick's better than Hischier . And that's the tea sis

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The only way for this to TRULY be settled is have the world cup of hockey every year but glory boy NHL players don't want this to happen. They care more about money than fame.

Olympics is the best on best form of competition. No meme EU or child teams

>the shortest person is 5'9
Fuck off. What are they feeding kids these days to make them all lanklet faggots

true but I feel the current state of north american sports is to forego the Olympics in favour of their own domestic competetions. what does USA have to learn in basketball by going to some 3rd world shithole? similarly, what do Canada and the other superpowers in hockey have to gain by going to China and obliterating asians. Let the olympics be for amateurs again

>the shortest person is 5'9
>Fuck off.
5'9" is short. Being slightly above 5'9" doesn't make you tall.

>What are they feeding kids these days to make them all lanklet faggots
Just proper nutrition. And most of the guys listed are under 6'3". They're not that tall as a whole.

>lanklet faggots
Based seething manlet.

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test

lol i thought i was banned

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testes

USA does it in basketball. But newsflash retard. Canada isn't the undisputed hockey leader. That's Finland's title to defend as far as I'm concerned and we need the Olympics to change that

How do I respectfully tell my coworker they're being fucking annoying

just say "with all due respect, you guys are fucking annoying!"

good point.

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kick your boss in the face and demand MORE DISCIPLINE
if your co corkers don't bow to your over powering confidence, power slam the biggest dude in the office and pin him

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Just stop going to work like I do. Problem? What problem. Jets lose a game? I just make fun of other fan bases the rest of the night or talk about Best in the West Winnipeg Blue Bombers

deedee megadoodoo

firing up some csgo

any michganders in here

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Why is anime and vidya so attractive to the mentally ill? I can think of no other “hobbies” that have that kind of pull, but insane folks are on video games like flies on shit. What did the mentally ill do for fun before the 1980s? Read?

they rode bikes and played sports and had miniature train tracks

"muh mentally ill"

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meant for

anime definitely does. it makes all the zoomers want to be a girl

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>debbies represented by some literally who nog

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94702749
>literally who
retard, he's one of the most notable mainstream hockey players, whether you like it or not.

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*He is the most notable black player.
FTFY

I hope you're holding up, /hoc/.

ACTUAL >standings for this year
Atlantic
1. Bruins
2. Lightning
3. Leafs
4. Panthers (WC)
5. Canadiens
6. Sabres
7. Red Wings
8. Senators

Metro
1. Penguins
2. Capitals
3. Hurricanes [win SCF]
4. Islanders (WC)
5. Blue Jackets
6. Flyers
7. Rangers
8. Devils

Central
1. Blues
2. Predators
3. Avalanche
4. Stars (WC)
5. Jets
6. Wild
7. Blackhawks

Pacific
1. Knights
2. Sharks
3. Flames
4. Coyotes (WC) [lose in SCF]
5. Canucks
6. Kings
7. Ducks
8. Oilers

Thoughts?

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Expansion in Atlanta or Houston lads?

@94702929
not even (You) worthy

Both, fuck non-Sun Belters

Both
except fuck ATL
KC Scouts and Houston

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>3. Hurricanes [win SCF]
>3. Flames
>4. Coyotes (WC) [lose in SCF]
Pretty good, except these glaring flaws.

@94702938
t. fan of a shit non playoff team

>penguins
>winning the metro
>with that defense

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Canes will 3peat this year, Flames are still better than the rest of their division, Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>7. Blackhawks
still seething

why hasn't the NHL though about a team in Salt Lake City??

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>isles
>doing anything with that goalie tandem

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Based Utah is Golden Knights territory.

Too white and boring, NHL wants to tap into the black sports market

isles at least have a D-core that isnt SHIT like the penguins :)

In all seriousness, there isn't a venue for an NHL team in Utah. I'm pretty sure Vivint is trash for hockey.

based AWOO poster

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>Patrick better than Hischier

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New Orleans, Memphis, Atlanta and Houston will have teams by 2029

cap this post

>atlanta

>memphis
>NO
>atlanta (3rd fucking time)
nah

Gary says that you have to pick one American team that can go into the Eastern Conference, one that can go into the Western Conference, and then the same for Canadian teams; one East and one West.

Name your four new teams, /hoc/.

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New Orleans will be New Atlantis by 2030
Atlanta just no
Memphis lol
Houston only if they don't get flooded by ocean rise

3rd times the charm, Thrashers could’ve worked if ownership weren’t kikes

Atlanta is a baseball and football market

I'm thinking the Totems are going to win the Cup first year they are back

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Salt Lake City has a big arena from when the winter Olympics were held there. It could be updated to accommodate an NHL team

t. "we're in a climate EMERGENCY" poster

Jack Johnson is ready to drag your lockerroom culture down with him as soon as you meet any adversity

>needing defense to win cups

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Atlanta
Houston
Quebec City
Saskatoon

It’s not even a good market for the NFL, the Braves are the only successful professional franchise in atlanta

Where the Grizzlies play? It has a 12,000 person capacity.

have any of you retards actually played competitive Hockey ?

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Is NHL 20 going to be shit?

i've never ice skated

I'm a logical thinker.

Yes. I have an eliteprospects page but my stats are embarrassing. I'm a fucking beer league god now though.

We'll never know unless they finally release it on origin.

yes

i played goal for 16 years when i was a lad played some amatuer, so good on ya, and beer league can still be competitive

>too white
GET THE FUCK OUT

seriously, explain yourself you mulatto retard

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I played one season (city champs) and finished middle of the pack for scoring but I was gym class MVP every year Highschool

what did the blues show this year?

post it

That any shit team can meme their way to the SCF if the other teams they play are shit

Nice. I actually started playing some goalie recently. I'm at the lowest level but it's still pretty fun

Never

>shit team is a team I deem bad because x

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for the moment (You)'re the /hoc/ MVP

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well props for being a fan, its awesome!

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Look at who they played. Nothing but garbage teams.

>nhl still marketing subban
OH NO NO NO NO

Like poor people, people who have never even skated have less important opinions than the rest of us.

WHY NO BULJU?!?!?!

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for me, every time i step on to the ice it still turns me into a different person lol, literally makes my brain not think of anything else than playing the best sport on earth

They played the jets, stars and sharks, and beat boston pretty well through 7. You, my friend, are retarded

>Cucker Carlson
Grim

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>jets
Overrated shitters with 2 or 3 actually good players, Laine is streaky as shit
>stars
Lol, literally a shit team that fluked their way into the playoffs
>sharks
Literal meme team coached by the biggest moron of a coach currently in the NHL.
>boston
Would have been good, but couldn't handle the wear and tear of playing the canes in the ECF. They were like battered housewives by the time the Blues got ahold of them.

Sam redemption arc is rolling with a full head of steam down the railroad tracks that is being a sports mega fan. You're gonna have to trust the system, trust the Jets, trust the ICE, trust the Blue Bombers

lol hes been an adamant anti war anti john Bolton so hes a righto champ in my book

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if you really think about it there were no good teams in the playoffs at all

check check
DOUBLE CHECK

I could just call you retarded but okay. Keep saying "muh shit team" yet the stars are a good team with those players
because? Teams who make it past 1+ round are pretty good

filtered

I could filter you too pete

>jets
Overrated shitters with 2 or 3 actually good players, Laine is streaky as shit
>stars
Mediocre team carried by goalies.
>sharks
Refpucked their way through literally every round.
>boston
Tired and beat up from actually having to play good teams on their way to the cup.

you wish

>"if I say enough buzzwords it proves my point"

>laffs
>good
>teds
>good
>canes
>good

There was one good team in the playoffs after the first round, as the others were memed out.

Leafs are the hardest team that the bruins faced. They literally had them on a stranglehold for game 6

All three of those teams were miles better than the jets, stars, and sharks.
>buzzwords
I don't think you know what that word means.

Teds swept the 62 win Blots

THE K

THE I

THE D

R O C

K MOTHER FUCKER AND YA STILL DON'T KNOW ME

I like to reddit post sometimes just to rile /hoc/ up. I know that's bad but I can't help it.

I played 2 years junior

3 games jr.b, look me up

>tripfagging

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>we wuz tired
Shit excuse blues played more games than boston did

late 90s, early 2000s kid rock unironically rules

maybe if i played now i could have made it but when i was 16 i wasnt 6'+ and 200lb+ so i didnt make it

>munchen

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The jets are a solid team with offense and defense. They had the blues for dead almost in game 5 until they dropped a shit ton of spaghetti. Consensus: Good team
The stars are held firmly from not only the 2nd best goals allowed, only getting beaten by the islanders, but have solid offensive weapons in seguin benn and radulov. Also ben bishop played on top of his head for every game. Hell, the stars could've ended the blues run in a game 6
Consensus: Good team
The sharks also had the blues dead as seen by games 1 and 3, but they had their faults. Sharks are good, but they just collapsed
Consensus: chokers
Bruins pretty much wanted a repeat of the leafs series where they won game 7 at home again, but the blues won 3 road games in the finals with an OT winner.
Consensus: user is a faggot

ON PU-SAY

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D

>the jets are solid until they lost
Yep, they're trash.
>the stars were carried by their goalies
Yep, already said that. They're trash.
>sharks collapsed
They shouldn't have made it out of the first round, we already knew they were going to collapse at some point. The retarded Golden Knights shouldn't have given up 4 goals in 5 minutes.
>bruins wanted a repeat of the leafs series where they won game 7 at home again
Of course they did you absolute retard, everyone wants to win game 7.
Don't you ever even think about having the audacity of replying to me again, you useless piece of human garbage.

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holy fuck you are mad and stupid

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I haven't seen him yet today.

>I cant talk about hockey until I just call them trash or a "bad team"
watch the playoffs again, get a clue, hit the showers, have sex
t.shannon

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>have the easiest possible route to the scf
>b-but i swear they are good teams!

Press "F" to pay respects

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>they’re just bad teams because I say they are

That was the bruins. The teds did them such a big favor by sweeping tampa you dumbass. Seriously, toronto columbus and carolina? That is the most piss easy route

>reddit park boys
"No"

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F

>Sharks shouldn't have made it out of the first round
Rent free

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Where's the user who was supposed to watch bisexual cuck porn. Show yourself you coward.

If your team made it past the first round, and isn't the Bruins, your team's run was an absolute fluke.

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bruins really were the only good team this year.

i played in the eashl playoffs back in 2010 ;)

>implying i didnt
Where do you think all those images came from, cuck?

How so? You conveniently didn't quote "The retarded Golden Knights shouldn't have given up 4 goals in 5 minutes." You know if those buffoons didn't choke on that bullshit call, it was over for the Sharks.

Just killed a moth.

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Unfortunately a still imagine of Taylor Swift telling you to suck a dick is not actual bisexual cuck porn.

shut up vegass lifelong

Hey guys,

I was just wondering, Di d we ever figure out who the Mr. Reliable Award for the League went to last season???

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A moth put a hole in of my favorite shirts
Fuck moths

I didn't because you already addressed that point. The Knights absolutely fucked that up, however there were dogshit calls on both sides the entire series. If the refs weren't absolute cancer we would've seen a much better representation of each team and the outcome may have been different.

>a-at least w-we beat vegass
How is my assessment wrong, tranny?

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fucking exposed lmao

that was a different user my dude gimme your take on this post

>dubs decides what type of degeneracy i fap to tonight
>does not specify what media the degeneracy comes in

>muh degeneracy

I can't argue with you on this post at all.

Don't fucking ask ever again.

>muh refs

>muh muh

muh intangibles

hell ya brother what postilion

Shannon had to kick the hookers out of his room so he could do the >Rags season preview video

Well I'm glad we can agree, have yourself a lovely evening user

Love beavs, dogs, and meese - hate moths, ticks, and snakes.

Do you need me to go find Taytay to make you suck a dick?

Yes kind sir, have an upvote.

You too buddy.

take the pledge with me tonight, ewe guise

I'm ready

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I would if she told me too but she would have to provide the dick.

time go to watch my steelers, so ya later

>Fuck you, buddy

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First for the Bruins

First for Canadian Football League
>I do not stop watching
I like college, too

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i think ive found the guy of my dreams /hoc/, im on cloud nine

>watching CTE Ball

That's great...

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i never thought it would happen. were all gonna make it buds. were all gonna make it.

I have to say I'm quite uncomfortable around you fruit cups

unless you're a girl you aren't welcome here. on 2nd thought even if you're a girl you aren't welcome

Heh, 'fruit cups'

it's prevalent where I lived, AND
I'm not twelve

I can and will be pleasant with people in /hoc/, regardless of how they present themselves

UNLESS
You want me to stop... that's a big Fuck You, copy?

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fucking sickening

nah im just a faggot

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Dood, eat some ass
I'm glad someone else was thinking this

>a big Fuck you
Oh no, you want to do what to me? Just goes to show you that you can't relax your bootyholes around gays

you should be

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shoo shoo, not for you

I wouldn't mind homos if I didnt have to see them prance around during thier pride month. Its fucking obnoxious, so you like to fuck butts, why do you need a parade for that

Because they need to prove they're different in order to fit in to society.

makes perfect sense

Would you suck a dick for Hilary Knight?

Shall bully mosquitos, moths, and flies throughout the night. Sleep tight frens.

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Depends what kind of dick. A small girly Nylander dick, sure. A huge Byfuglien dick, nah

Straight people should have a humility parade.

later Norge

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this is something i've been telling retarded sjw radlibs for years. ingroup "pride" movements always alienate the outgroup. the soultion isn't shirll shouts of "WE'RE QUEER WE'RE HERE GET USED TO IT!" the soultion is being a normal fucking person and making reactionaries look stupid.

Nite nite

Only if she was rubbing her feet against my face while I was doing it.

Why can't gay people act like Ancient Greeks, i.e normal people? Living in SF makes it VERY hard not to hate gay people.

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Do either of those goalies even play for their respective teams anymore?

we should put them in ghettos

"you miss every cock you dont take"- Wayne gayskye

CHECK CHECK

Bet you Truedeau would go there every weekend to take selfies with them

Queer eye for the nigger guys

Which NHL player is the most openly redpilled?

they are too humble to say anything other than there love for the great game of ice hockey.

Andrew Shaw

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Tim Thomas

Lehner

>the chicago blackhawks are currently the most redpilled organization in hockey
proud of /my team/

>empty net goals are for faggots
-Al Iafrate

Zoomers don't know how good this sport used to be

Honestly, now it's more like a St Patrick's day event. It doesn't really mean much but it's a huge boost in revenue for businesses in downtown regions where everyone is out to party/enjoy themselves.

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>Zoomers don't know how good this sport used to be
Ah, I remember watching Sakic rip pucks to the back of the net, Bure and Federov blazing down the ice and Lindros rampaging around the ice.

*SIPS*

All these skinny twinks nowadays would cry during their first shift back then

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>preddit

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fuck off, i'm gonna go watch rock em sock em 6 on vhs

that's actually kind of a good idea

It could also me super quiet, instead of the flaming nonsense (You) see at Pride Parades

>we could wear earmuffs

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I love boomer posting.

>zoomers think this is a dirty hit

youtube.com/watch?v=7JC7xyBuHrc

They try but usually get denied city permits and are called hate groups.

got caught admiring his pass in the trolley tracks.

I've heard from a guy really well connected in Ottawa that Trudeau personally shuts them all down.

Gotta look bothways before you cross the light rail tracks

he's about to get shut down in a few months too

To be fair the only people that give a shit to start them are just trying to stir up shit. Like the average person would not go to a gay pride parade or a straight pride parade. They'd just say fuck it I have better things to do to both.

Fuck off already, TBG.

we should be parading them into gas chambers

>earmuffs
That's a good idea, write that down

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Good. He's holding Canada back, honestly

I'd go, not because I actually care about homo's and whatnot, but just to stir shit up like you said.

I went to the local DMV ... their was a man in a sun dress, with the titties shots, that was obvious.... His hair ORANGE was teased out and big and he was tall... he looked like a pregnant Bozo the Clown impersonator, out of work, wearing drag.. it was surreal
>he was also free balling in that sun dress -_-

youtube.com/watch?v=5M_jh4CA8a8

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i turn into a telescope

whos gonna win the cup
my choice? its the san jose sharks

stanlee bowl is gonna be the islanders knights

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Earlier in this thread some butthurt user was talking about how the shorks always find some random player in the draft.
There's some truth in that that. How do the sharks keep getting away with it?

scouting. Literally the reason

But how?? They can't constantly be that good. They're like the fucking Red Wings from back in the day

If you know theres a good player in an orgi and you like him, why not draft him?

>They can't constantly be that good.
Sure they can. Any team can.
Just hire some good scouts, pay them well, and unless they all go blind or something, they'll keep finding you good players.

this also is shown well by orgs like the isles, bruins, leafs, and habs all draft amazingly also

Yes, the Red Wings had some good scouts. That one Swedish guy no longer works there, and that's when it died off. That's how you know it isn't a fluke. Scouting is an actual thing that you can be objectively good at.

Our scouts watch Europe super closely, thus we'll usually get a few overlooked euro players who are half decent as prospects
Granted, Labanc is the most recent example of a random draft player and is a New York boy, but my point stands

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>and that's when it died off.
Or literally every other team in the league put more money into scouting after seeing the Red Wings success.

>Yes, the Red Wings had some good scouts
uhhh no they didn't, nobody would intentionally wait until the very late rounds to draft datsyuk and zetterberg. they got lucky

You are absolutely retarded. Section 8 for sure.

>bunch of jerks

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well, hes a good old staten island kid, and played for barrie, which is a good org in their own sense. 2014 had some excellent players in the later rounds

Can you even point to Barrie on a map without googling it?

Go cry about it.

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Its in the greater toronto area if I remember.

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>saving these things

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>anime
>yikes

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What did I say that's wrong you stupid faggot leaf

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we can keep going faglord

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It isn't.

Now care to explain how the Barrie Colts are "a good org in their own sense"

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kinda rooting for you but mostly just watching

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>he doesn't save reaction images he finds himself

Pic related, it's from a Chagal painting.

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>Our scouts watch Europe super closely
You say this as if every other fucking team in the league doesn't.

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>banned for spamming because me and three leafs were bullying randy

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>Donskoi
>Radil
>Simek
We've got a track record of getting previously unknown euros you fucking detriment

I literally cropped the original costanza.jpg from the original meme. No one will ever know, and I don't care. but I literally did.

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So does every other team in the current era. I've never heard of any of those players. San Jose is not special, they won't even make the playoffs this year.

you are dumb. the redwings mustve gotten lucky on literal 13 picks of 20 then you literal retard

we all say that but watch them do that anyway

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>southern hockey market

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>still posting them
low quality tbqh

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what's going on here??

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not him but this is (you) randy

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red wings will always be a franchise worth rooting for.

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shit memes is whats going on here

94705102

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it's shit...
>but it's still allowed

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*trucks your goalie

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Calm down you fucktards.

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>Won't even make the playoffs
stay mad dumbfuck

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Are you my future ex wife????

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Ees only game

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AHEM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh...... Just had a bad dream (some would say a nightmare) in which Wild won the cup. Good thing it was just a dream. *sips* *yawn* oh well, back to sleep.

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clean it up wagie

new jersey smells like caca

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yeah i'm sure the redwings took 6 busts that never played in the nhl before pavel datsyuk because their "scouting was so good". fucking tard, nobody spent money on international scouting back then

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You guys should calm down and be nicer to one another.

i hate you fucking kike

I will
thanks you, that's was good advice

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>when people said this was shit meme but 10 years later it is really good

>>when people said this was shit meme
they we're right, though
NEVER FORGET

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start to worry because i dont got the new thread

Don't worry, I've (actually) got it.

I'll do it

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yuma, arizona

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Actually,, phoneposters. I'll take care of it.

awoo

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new thread is in yuma, arizona
just waiting for 500 to post the link

:3

Shut the fuck up Yuma

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i GOT THE NEXT THREAD

no (no)

N

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>499

...

My great-grandmother lives in Tucson.

IGGERS

Happening one way or the other

tucson fucking sucks lol

you are an actual retard lol. please stop talking in these threads

same thing in the zetterberg draft. nobody in that draft year played for the wings aside from zetterbeg, and you're actually 100% fucking stupid if you think they were waiting until the 7th round to select a future HoF while they pick busts in the rounds 1-6. use your fucking brain, faggot

Devils that low, come on now.

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Expansion idea, Seattle Golden Moths