Why do women do this?

>giving anyone but your closest friends any semblance of insight into your sex life
Have some dignity and foresight, you freaks.

>steal her purse
Based, done this before in my chad days. Watching them panic when they can't find thier purse the morning after and you insist they had it in the club but don't remember seeing it after that then giving them thier own money (lel) to get a taxi home to show "you're a nice guy" still gets me hard
I'm a boomer now btw

unironically no. please explain to me what you get from this

>Super Bowl
?

Reminder that the NFL is worth more than any soccer league.

>women using the active form of "fuck" when there isn't pegging involved
555-come-on-now

based Thot bragging about her latest sexual encounter

>Yes, but I'd probably just take some pictures of her tits and pussy to show my m8's

Unironically this

What the fuck is NFL?

Only if someone mentioned her.

This reads really cringe

Freedom

>things that never happened

I literally have and I don't brag about it.

The answer to OP's question is the same reason women do literally everything in life. Attention.

Not on social media that's for sure.

>more things that never happened

why are most sluts so ugly?

why can't the hot girls have low self-esteem and fuck around while the ugly girls want serious relationships?

why is life so unfair?

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If you find it hard to believe that someone from Belfast has shagged someone famous, given the past 10 years, then that's your problem.

OK, I'll bite. Who did you bang m8?

>Seething American who has never had sex detected
Beggin ya to take a shower and get a clue

What woman wants a Protestant traitor?

he got banged by the mountain

How tight is Kit Harington's arse m8?

I'm a proud Catholic Fenian. Watch your mouth.

Maisie.

if you gonna lie, at least choose someone better looking

sophie turner for example or lena headey

Now ask yourself why someone would bother lying about banging Maisie when he could've easily lied about banging someone better looking.

Poor Edelman woke up next to that?

If I had sex with hope solo I would definitely post her pussy online

>better looking
>sophie turner

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she's flexing, u white bois don't understand smdh

Based

This. She's bragging about other people's success lmao

I have no idea what you're talking about, user.

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english rose innit

Because you are a loser virgin trying to sound believable

why do i want to bash her head in

This can't be real

It's a few years old, but it's real. Blew up on the chins for a bit.

Because you are an incel and no girl will ever think having sex with you is something to be proud of.

have sex

He's your mum's guilty pleasure.

Just a bit of banter.

I, for one, believe the Maisie shagger. I might be naive as I don't have any idea who that is, but newfags act like everyone on here is a bitter virgin "trolling".

>Maisie.
Yikes

Do you believe I fucked your mom too m8?

True English rose.

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>you now realize someday some cuck beta loser will marry this thot and all she'll think about is that one time she fucked some successful guy

No

>englel women
no wonder he didnt brag about this should be ashamed really

She looks like that girl that plays Arya in shit of thrones except manlier

I doubt the Olympian fucked her, or she would have posted more screenshots of the conversation.

If you wouldn't shag this you're queer

dios mio ... el ogro d'inglaterra...

Based

Whatever floats yer boat.

In my defence, this is back when we were both teenagers.

She ghosted a gold medal Olympian with a gold medal Olympian body. Women are utterly delusional about themselves because of social media these days.

she looks good enough

a solid 6/10 with nice perky titties and the potential to reach 7/10 with applied make-up
I'd definitely do her

she's also married to a manlet and would therefore probably be very grateful to have a real man inside her for a change

I do believe you fucked your sister

Would you rather fuck this girl or Hope solo?, but in case you pick Solo you have to do oral on her for 15 minutes

Maisie. You could parlay that into fucking other girls by promising them to tell stories about GoT shit. Also women will fuck men that have fucked famous women because it increases their value in their heads and they think it puts them on the same playing field. Also Hope is nasty.

Maisie. Hope looks too manly and domineering for me. Guarantee she's into pegging. Also outies are just gross.

They were always this delusional, social media just gives them a platform to act on it.

Maisie has a nice tight ass. Hope Solo fucks niggers and probably smells like shit

I'd rather Maisie. Sure, she's a goblin, but Hope Solo looks repulsive to me and I don't even mean her pussy.

Man, no love for Hope Solo huh?

>not no Arby's fans itt

Yeah lads I think it's time to poast it then

I love Hope Solo. Especially her nice tight pussy

Maisie. She is kinda cute in a weird way.

Anything than the roast.

It always comes to this..

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>not wanting to fuck this inspiration to women everywhere
have sex, incels

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VAI TOMAR NO CU MAISIE
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I will never forgive you for this Brazil.

Never.

Maisie is more likely considered a bigger inspiration by women for being a femme fatale on a famous tv show than a winning female athlete. And I don't even think it is close.

>sleeping with the lights on
do americans really do this?

>fappening
So which d list celebrity is that supposed to be?

how else would you see the mass shooter coming?

Honest laugh from a german post, Im dying internally.