/epl/

>LITERALLY retarded and autistic, and i support a top 6 club
That's /epl/ in a nutshell. welcome home.

reminder we have six of the fucking things

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Nothing as usual

Became a /trans/ lad

What would of happened if he never got that yellow card?

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BTFO

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we still wouldnt have won

i think his demons were already in waiting by that point tbqh
sad like, but if he had a true desire to get sober it would have happened regardless of a missed world cup final

Nothing Livershit can ever do will undo this moment which is what makes it so good. Hollywood couldn't write a failure that embarrassing.

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>Nice one Ed!

I love how United scapegoat him for everything without realising how hard it is to convince top players to come play for some club that isn't in the CL, hasn't won a major trophy in over half a decade and isn't likely to compete at the top any time soon

Last time I checked it was still Summer lad, but yeah, the usual wagecuckery, moaning about the weather and wasting my weekends shitposting

how about instead of giving racism a red card we give it a yellow?

Oh that's pretty cool. How many Premier League titles do you have though?

>IT'S COMING HOME

Every time kek

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OH NO NO NOOOOOO LIVERPOOO BTFO AGAIN

not relevant

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>48:17
4th minute of second half?

think Ole is as clueless about tactics as he is about the transfermarket?

What's the point in being champions of europe if you're not even champions in your own country

I wonder if this is the triggered city fan from the last thread

How many times do City have to win the PL before it's officially a souless league?

sounds like a good idea, could be gradually phased out as opposed to being banned outright

Except Longstaff and Dybala deals were easily done deals, and you can’t justify getting rid of Lukaku when Sánchez and Pogba literally don’t want to be there.
Not to mention spending 80 million on a CB when you already have 5 CB’s on massive wages already in the squad. It’s pathetic.

England is a failed country living in the nostalgia of an empire that ended centuries ago, who cares about that lol

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Give racism the offside flag

0 :(

Oh yeah teams were just begging to take Sanchez on £500k per week, easy sale

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Who said Sanchez doesn’t want to be there?

the premier league is soulless by it's very nature

>Tfw you remember /epl/ will be dead after 2 months

I mean seems like playing 38 games in the world's toughest league and then winning the title would appear like more of an achievement then the Champions League. But that's just me haha

kick football out of racism

there's no place for frivolous sports in the practice of hating other races

woud rather love and lost than not love at all

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it is just you

proof that there is a god

Norwich will win this evening as long you reply to this thread with
“Chirp chirp yellow birb”

Did you see him play at all? He wasn’t even trying
Loan him out then, get something back on him at least and bring in someone else

kick racism out of football and mancs out of britain

Chirp chirp yellow birb

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Oh look here we are again

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Kackaw kackaw red birb

Chirp chirp yellow birb

>>Tfw you remember /epl/ will be dead after 2 months
wrong sheffield club

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oh they have been trying to get rid of him in every possible way

The only thing he was doing was trying. He still runs around like a dog in the park. He’s just shit when he gets the ball

well they're playing tonight

Actually kind of wish Liverpool fans made their own general so then there will be no need for them to be here.

Chirp chirp yellow birb

Chirp chirp yellow birb

They're playing in Yea Forums's mind every night free of charge

They’re all too busy seething about 0PL for that

transepl is the liverpool general lad

Maybe leddit might be more your kind of thing

That’s city mate check how much they’re still seething

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Guess who else is playing tonight? Ur mum wiff me balls

haha btfo AGAIN

Chirp chirp yellow birb

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>Wanting to avoid the most reddit cub and their retard fans is reddit

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>United stay in 6th
? kinda irellevant stat then
also holy COPE

no way

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can't wait till liverpool lose tonight

Looking forward to VAR lads desu, reckon Salah will get at least 10 pens this season

Imagine coping this much
I know this gets thrown around a lot but
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCOUSERS

See

klopp whouldn't even let him defend then

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Reminder that image is literally photoshopped by frustrated ABLs

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if liverpool loose or draw tonight their title campaign is unironically effectively over already

you ever been shagging a lass from behind and then she turns to face you and she's like "wait" then she crawls around and pulls your jonny off and then bends right over arse way up in the air and then she's like "fucking fill me right up" and then you do then she just keels over panting all sweaty and flush and then just sit there and enjoy each other's company and watch the reds beat norwich in bed together?

tbf the media does this every season regardless of who 'really won'

as a Spurs fan I'm disgusted at Liverpool diving and cheating

Which is worse, Luckerpool or Cheaterpool?

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I mean the ball hasn’t actually been played in your picture either so the red player will be offside by the time the ball is played. I mean he is already desu it’s any part of the body you can score with so his head is off

twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1159860086573064192

If he's clearly offside, why photoshop the opposition player out?

This sounded like a dream and then I realised the end of this would have Liverpool winning the league and so I can confirm it is a dream. 0PL

wtf how did they do that???

lol
ole panicking and making his a striker because he knows gashford is shit

>Martial is now United's main striker

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Probably banter. If you’re a Liverpool fan you wouldn’t get it.

>Numbers on shirt dictate positions.

this but unironically

Name an outfield player who has worn the shirt number 1

what's some number 9s that ain't been strikers? i'm struggling to think of any

alexis will be starting left wing this season with martial in the middle
back to their best positions

I autistically change my players numbers in FM so that they fit position/role in my system

Can't think of a #9, but I feel obliged to mention William Gallas wore #10 as a CB

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Edgar Davids

Bendtner had no.3 at wolfsburg it was triggering as fuck

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Chirp chirp yellow birb

How does the UEFA Super Cup affect Liverpool and Chelsea's seasons?
What happens for each if they win/lose?

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Ardiles

The club that loses is liquidated

This is why we are certain Liverpool finish below 2nd. Arsenal + united finish ahead of chelsea

>Major power cuts across UK
>Still have power
No wonder it got so slow suddenly

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Any news on which areas are affected ?

As far as I know my flat is not effected.

the city of liverpool has been permanently removed from the national grid

lmao how tall is he

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Is it just us based phone posters left?

>UK Power Networks said large parts of London and the South East are without electricity.

based russiagods flexing their muscles

he cute

Seems to be affecting north west too from what I can see on Twitter

Can we all admit Tottenham are being heavily underestimated?

>implying they even had electricity from the start

Chirp chirp yellow birb

well explain all those glorious european nights under the floodlights then you MONG

Absolutely disgusting lad

That was just the stadium catching fire

Flares

Merseyside retaining ALL THE POWER whilst the rest of the country crumbles and burns

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Tonight I shall be watching the football

SEETHING at a silly joke

Can't wait to win the league and then go on about it for the next twenty years

What are you on about?

>economy shrinking
>power outages

Boris' premiership is off to a good start

>Mesut Ozil and Sead Kolasinac will not be part of Arsenal's squad for Sunday's Premier League game at Newcastle because of "further security incidents".
wew lad

No

If it drowned out the scousers going on about the then I welcome it. God they need to stop going on about it

They have a permacrocked footballer and that means they are retaining power

the revolution is coming
the mighty reds lifting the title in may will be the spark that sets it all off

>implying labour will get into office

Yeah, the fans lynching them for losing to Newcastle.

What's happening??

reminder that before 9/11 bush jr were all about them rolling blackouts

Spurs are the England of club football

>implying based luciana berger isn't going to forcibly take control and send both labour and the tories packing

>further security incidents
Like fucking what? How about you just send private security to take them to the game. Fuck you. They're rich, hire bodyguards, hire private security cars... fucking hell lads.

Then we'll do it for you

did they double team a gangster's wife?

Who is the Liverpool and Arsenal of international football?

Bloody hell good point, I'm sure they didn't think about that.

Liverpool are France
>winners
>cultural capital
>make everyone seethe

And yet they're STILL not going? Are they afraid that all private security firms are infiltrated by some mongs on a bike that couldn't even rob Kolasniac when armed? Fucking wingers do it every week when he's playing.

------------------------- Lloris -----------------------
Aurier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Rose
------------------- Winks - Ndombele -----------
------------- Lucas - Eriksen - Son ------------
------------------------- Kane ------------------------

Gazzaniga, Lo Celso, Sissoko, Sanchez, Davies, Alli, Lamela

God DAMN that looks good. If they have a good run with injury this season, they can easily compete for the title.

>winners
>literally spent £1.1bn since the League Cup win in 2008
>winners
You mean buyers lad.

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we won a league cup in 2008? news to me

kek

that's spurs you silly cunt

Sorry mate, meant 2006 and FA Cup. 2012 was Liverpools League.

I thought Eriksen could still be leaving.

you've got no credibility left i'm afraid
when you can't get a simple date correct i don't see how anyone could take anything you post at face value

Time is relative. Especially for a traveller like me. 2023 is a fun time.

glorious

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Pretty cringe 2bh.

nice
what's Yea Forums like after watching liverpool win three in a row?

Levy has Eriksen's family held hostage in an underground bunker. Only logical explanation desu

inb4 a 9 gets shopped

Could be, but highly doubtful after the English deadline. Would have to have a lot of money offered, even though he was available for 50m before the deadline.

>FcupC
what did they mean by this?

Banned in UK so dunno. We have a NZ style attack in 2021 after minor ones (hushed up) ones in 2020.

sounds plausible

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I take it we're all supporting Norwich tonight?

Top kek

Norwich fans should just hold up a giant '0' in response

He was literally so shit they gave him #2

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I'll be supporting the reds

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Yeah they're discussing Internet Licenses atm. I should mention I'm not FROM 2023, I'm from way further on (won't say, can't say). But safe to say that time-travel isn't a straight line it is more like a radio frequency. You can 'tap' into every single one. So me talking about things that happen doesn't do anything but change the frequency, but talking about when time travel is a publicly available gimmick isn't allowed because if it was created BEFORE it is, then it does fuck shit up. As for governments using it to change shit, it is largely believed not to be worth it because it creates so many unforeseen results it is largely better to just allow events to take their course.

I recommend leaving the UK, or at least purchasing citizenship from the countries you can (£100k-£150k will get you it today, it goes up rapidly over the coming decades due to UK's falling position in the world, demands for a universal world currency and general negative opinion of Britbongs).

Cringe as fuck

lad what drugs are you on

Disgusting desu

None, other than the time travel sickness shit they give you, which I can't spell correctly so won't bother. You're free not to believe me, it is exactly this believability that prevents issues and major frequency changes.

>time travel sickness meds
Mate, maybe don't be so poor next time and use fucking discount tech. Time travel isn't only completely free of pain, it actually causes pleasure. That is, if you're using top end stuff and not a fucking cardboard box like you did.

Oh wise time travelling guru wizard man. Please tell me what trophies Spurs win in the future?

what shall we watch before the match? options are
>stardust
>eastern promises
>jackass the movie

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just I M A G I N E not being objectively the best team in europe

Chirp chirp yellow birb
Chirp chirp yellow birb
Chirp chirp yellow birb
Chirp chirp yellow birb
Chirp chirp yellow birb
Chirp chirp yellow birb

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Jackass

Only seen Eastern Promises of those, and that's pretty cool

More importantly lads what’s for dinner?
I’m taking my gf on a weekend away to a posh spa hotel in the countryside so it’ll be a fish supper for me if you get me ;)
But also probably a nice bit of steak too(I am the rich user after all)

>time travelers
lmao at you poor fucks who can't into alternative dimensions

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FA Cup and League Cup. Football is much less popular later on due to stuff replacing it. American Football is way more popular in the 30's but physical sport isn't popular much any more outside of LARPers. It's all about VR War. Where soldiers fight each other in a VR environment. So basically FPS but you need to actually be fit and shit to do it. It was frowned upon but became popular when companies took a risk on Military Competition tournaments and it was very patriotic shit and MIC helped force it to shill their guns. This expanded into AirSoft style combat games and then VR was good enough that you could represent actual physical injuries and stuff and was photorealistic that it took over. Fun fact, USA isn't the best at this (they were at the start).

I know you're memeing and think I'm just shitposting but I am not. Again, everything I say bar the date of public use time travel just changes the frequency. So whilst in my time line everything happened the way it happened, it may or may not happen here, it depends on the 'strain' of timetravel users have on the reality.

before the first game starts let's predict the top & bottom 3

City
Spuds
Liverpool

Norwich
Sheff United
Southampton

makes me head hurt thinking about that stuff

Fuck off deano

>best team in Europe
>not the best team in their own country
How does one achieve this? Seems like some sort of cheating

>I know you're memeing and think I'm just shitposting but I am not.
No, you quite clearly are lad.

not cheating just playing harder

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So the hotel you're going to specialises in seafood and steak cuisine? Sounds very nice

Why is that? Bit weird when I try to think about something complex and my Brian hurts, I’m like ‘wtf am I feeding you for m8’

Mark Lawrenson has not predicted Liverpool to lose since 2015/16
>still not a single PL title
He is the epitome of Liverpool delusion and we have some of his disciples here in /epl/ and /trans/

Fair enough mate. In the future, opinions like this are stamped on.

>soton 20th
Is this a new gimmick?

What did he predict last year against City? How many games did Liverpool and City lose last year? What did he predict for those?

Should be lad. Should be.

like i try not to be "delusional" or whatever (save for funposting on Yea Forums), but if you asked me honestly before any liverpool whether i though we were going to lose i would say not

maybe united at old trafford is a bit of an arse but otherwise i'd back us to win a one off game against anyone

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>Spuds
Had they signed Dylaba been signed, sure. But they're still reliant on Kane and Min to score goals. I dunno if Lo Celso can make up the goals. They'll be Top 4 for sure, but not 2nd.

I don't think he predicted a loss for either team.

>imagine being such a cuck that you get another man and his words painted on the side of your own house.

You now remember when they won it in 2006 they weren't even the best team in Liverpool

So Harry Kane wasn't the chosen one :(

we won "it" in 2005
we won the fa cup in 2006 and we were most certainly better than everton that year

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it was 2005, but yeah I remember.

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>watching movies made by other men
kek how cucked

I point out scousers are deluded
You go ahead and agree with me

Alan Hansen did the same when he predicted results in the s*n

it's difficult not to be deluded when things like this happen though innit

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Cheers lads, finger slipped lmao.

Imagine being this much of a domestic cuck.

slipped yer ma a finger

Checked
Seriously though. What is wrong with scousers. Is it something in the water? Are they born with it?

>the sun
>96
ayyyyyyyyyyy

It’s pretty sensible to predict a few losses for your team in the league when you’ve literally never won it though wouldn’t you say?

Maybe it's Maybelline

>mentions the sun
Pottery

maybe, but liverpool isn't a "sensible" football club, and it's not a sensible city
we do things more by feel than by thought

Could be. The lasses slap so much on their face maybe it’s in the air and that is the real cause of the delusion. You could be onto something here

liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team

>alexander-arnold still wearing 66 like a mong

Is that why everyone is so poor?

he's kind of fucked himself by being part of such an iconic team whilst wearing that shirt
it just seems like his shirt number now

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Should have got >96

it genuinely looks like he's not part of the first team set-up with it

bring back 1-11 no names

it's a lot of things; the collapse of the docks, the abandonment by successive governments for 40 odd years and a lot of poor decisions by local gov
liverpool is much like any big city in that there's obscene wealth living next door to horrific poverty

because scousers are LAZY and STUPID lmao

Dybala is fucking mediocre m8, if anything he would have made things worse.

reminder that liverpool sings songs about cucking everton out of europe by liverpool fans murdering juve fans

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This more than
This

Imagine having this as your team photo

Also really disagree about #66, it looks pretty cool

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woah so 100% of Liverpool fans act like this?

Who's gonna win the "everyone thought it would be a good transfer but in reality it went terribly" award?
My bet is Rodri.

team news soon lads

Yes

They really are the most disgusting club in Europe. Can anyone point to anyone who compares? No

Haller at Wet Spam

pepe (although i hope he does alright)

Yes

Tierney

Reigning CL Champions.
Deserved to win the previous final too if not for bullshit Ramos armbreaker on Salah.
Have 6.

Chirp chirp yellow birb

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Trips confirms

I would say more like 99.9%

What was the Alan Davies joke?

>Deserved to win the previous final too if not for bullshit Ramos armbreaker on Salah.
>still crying over a year later

Pepe although I’m guessing everyone thinks he’ll flop here right? All the shite tier pundits like Danny mills and Ian Wright seem to think he’ll be great!

It wasn't even a joke, he was bitching because Liverpool won't play any matches on the Hillsborough anniversary.

>"Liverpool and the 15th [April], that gets on my tits that shit," said Davies on his football podcast, The Tuesday Club. "What are you talking about, 'We won't play on the day'? Why can't they? My mum died on 22 August. I don't stay in all day on 22 August. Do they play on the date of the Heysel Stadium disaster? How many dates do they not play on? Do Man United play on the date of Munich? Do Rangers play on the date when all their fans died in that disaster whatever year that was – 1971?"

look at this owl cunt
zaha is way too good for palace

i like wrighty

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Not sure that really answered the question. But if we just spamming shite then: 0PL

wan bissaka

I'm sure Man Utd and other clubs have never sent death threats and been hypocritical about disasters.

>zaha is way too good for palace
big fish little pond

Tbf he has a pretty strong point.

tfw the sextuple begins in an hour

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And then ends in 2 hours

Probably never murdered loads of innocent fans on two occasions tho

I agree with him on it.

technically it ends on the 14th

five mins til teams lads

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How many Liverpool fans total do you think murdered anyone? Maybe 0.5% of their fanbase?

Liverpool have already lost silverware this season despite fielding as much of their starting XI as they could.

Probably. But still a much higher proportion than anyone else

yeah steve is pretty chill everyone else is a twat

I genuinely believe 10% of the Liverpool fan base have murdered or closely knows someone who has

Do you hate all groups of people if a minority of them do something bad?

>#LFC starting XI v Norwich: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Origi, Salah, Firmino

>Subs: Adrian, Matip, Milner, Keita, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Shaqiri, Mane

mane on ze bench

Yes. Why the fuck wouldn’t I you puff?

We lost on penalties to the champions. Hell we were only in the competition because they qualified for both spots and the FA aren't allowed to just give city the trophy by default.

I'm not even mad, at least we fucked Sane

>the FA aren't allowed to just give city the trophy by default
why should they

City won the league and the FA Cup. What point is there in making them play a runner up, just give them the fucking trophy, they earned it. Its not like the proceeds go to charity anymore.

>at least we fucked Sane
that's not very nice

Neither is Sane

did you forget they still need to pay off wembley

an eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind la!

He fucked his knee, not his eye

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>tfw birthday is 15th April

Chirp chirp yellow birb

>Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
>Lead me out on the moonlit floor
>Lift your open hand
>Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
>Silvermoon's sparkling
>So kiss me

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Cant believe Liverpool FC paid off all those independent inquires so they found the fans werent responsible for Hillsbrough. Scary how much power they have

Even the latest sub reddit for football streams have been taken down. Sky and BT are going balls deep this year.
Where the fuck do you get streams now?

Bit gay lad

>Former Stoke City and West Brom striker Saido Berahino has signed for Belgian top-flight side Zulte Waregem.
lmao

supposedly soccerstream is back working

They’re always throwing money at stuff

girl I lost my virginity to loved that movie

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Lmftfy
>boy

football is back lads

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have sex

DM me and i'll send you a link to the Discord

>Liverpool
Shan’t be watching that shite. Season starts tomorrow

futanari

/r/soccermenow/

holy shit BASED

>football back
>start to get into it
>international break
every tim

Quads confirm season starts tomorrow

Confirmed.

>First 2 games of the season
>Both at shitty altered kickoff times

Sky need to fuck off

i like friday night kickoffs ngl

So do I but I'm not talking about Liverpool

Why is Arsenal consistently 4th

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as a working class gay muslim I hope Liverpool wins

gullit on an absolute mad one

>Chelsea 2nd
ok Ruud

good lad

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What is Ruud on?

Who even won the FA Cup last season? Genuinely can't remember. What a nothing trophy.

4cd2369f1ed6d448d376731c6e610fc0d3a5878a

i'd honestly be amazed if mo doesn't win the golden boot this season

How naive are you?
It's all about the £££££££

>be named Virgin
>don't even be a top 20 cb
didn't even have a chance name your kids better

footy on
dimmer switch half way across
candle lit
balcony doors open
pitter patter of rain through the trees and into the stream
occasional grumble of thunder

this is it lads, it doesn't get any better

name 20 CBs better than him

I forgot as well. Man City. That makes sense actually as I sort of remember it (I think).

comfy and based

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Gonna feel weird wanting top 6 teams to win for most of the season

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Tottenham have a serious chance at winning the Premier League if they stay fit.

nothing beats summer rain tbqh

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I mean, no they don't. But good for you, having impossible goals is healthy

CHIRP CHIRP YELLOW BIRD

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>citywinslol

Don't worry, it's all the better when brainlets like yourself write them off early.

>spuds
>winning
no.

put all of my life savings on norwich wish me luck lads

Can't we just give City the League Cup right now, we know they're going to win

You would've said that about Leicester. Brainlets need not apply.

it's like broad daylight in liverpool and pitch black here

>Watching Monaco - Lyon while waiting for the match to start
>Sylvinho is the fucking Lyon manager
Starting to feel like a proper boomer with these players I remember becoming managers

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tfw the stream I used most of last season seems to have gone
hope the others are just as stable

where the fuck are you, scotland? it's overcast but bright darn sarth

all 20 teams in the premier league have a good chance of winning the league if they get more points than the other teams

leeds
i think the storm is easing up and it's brightening up now tbf

Every single player City signed in their weird new takeover spell seems to be a coach/manager now

we just got drizzle all day

Ah yes, I'm sure independent inquiries would risk being attacked/threatened by Liverpool fans if they did say so. You do realise independent inquiries aren't infallible. Furthermore, Hillsbreh was simply done as a way to dismiss Hysel.

>yanited

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What is Gullit smoking? They lost their best player and CB depth to a fellow Top 4 fighter. Grim lads. Also, I do not see Arse getting 4th.

yeah mate not like literal mobsters and terrorists are found guilty despite the threat of retaliation. Truly a bunch of drunk mongs are the ones to fear

Why does a Spurs fan have AFTV stuff saved?

post your top 7

liverpool's socks look cool

Your gimmick of being an Arsefag fan is grim mate, but OK

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Spurs
4. United
5. Chelsea
6. Wolves
7. Arsenal
And that's assuming 100% fitness for all players throughout the season. Without, I can see Arse dropping out of Top 10.

I am not a spurs fan though. I support Arsenal.

The Swedish spurs fan is a nonce.

>4. United

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Time to go play some vidya then

Whare did I ever imply being a fan of any club in that post? learn to read
I just said
>post your top 7
because I'm interested

>Liverpool begin quest to win first title in 30 years
I think they might do it lads. 30 Years. It's written in the stars. We go again! YNWA! JFT96!

origiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Um, sweety, Grant Hanley OG. Welp, Liverpool won the league then.

Norwich scored the first goal of the season against Liverpool.

It's officially autumn with the first goal of the season

assisted the og though
class play

>gray skies and leaves falling
darkness approaches

>OG
>Assists
Hmmmm.

anfield is absolutely rocking tonight

Oh well, Liverpool winning the league won't be too bad lads.... never liked football anyway.

Norwich will be fine this season

haha

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norwich are going to concede some bad goals this season

counts as an almost assist la

MO SLAHAHAHAHAH
the first of at least 40 this season

What a waste of a get

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Ah the Liverpool refball starts early I see

well the gaping holes in our defence clearly wasn't just pre-season banter

BIG FUCKING VIRG

Should've gone to the bookies and put a tenner on Liverpool -5.

I'd be 10p richer by the end of the night

life savings status: lost

at least you get to watch the mighty reds in full flight

repoman is comming for my screens any second now

div's had a great game so far, he's involved in everything

Norwich fans right now
>we lost but atleast we killed allison
is it karma?

>we killed allison
what happened

limping off the pitch as we speak

he's gone off injured
looks potentially bad, like an achilles or something

really really wanna hear from this lad now

>slips in the first match of the season

ORIGIIIIII

goal and an almost assist

absolute state of the norfolk inbreds

origi looking like shevchenko in his pomp
henderson doing his best iniesta impression
trent gunning for a 30 assist season
salah cantering to another golden boot

If he was called Muhammad Salah would Liverpool fans call him Moo Salah?

nah, all variations of mohammed shorten to mo

Imagine Liverpool playing this season with Adrian as their #1 keeper

Why Mo and not Mazza

When I've worked with a bunch of them they all had nicknames like Big Mo Skinny Mo Stinky Mo etc

>norwich

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still though we look good save for a few defensive blips

you really do but hard to tell since >norwich are looking aweful in defense

>Stinky Mo
lel

has to be little mo for me

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That one guy on Norwich looks real good though, he probably won't last half a year.

>Little Mo has an abusive relationship with her husband Trevor Morgan (Alex Ferns) but she fought back at Trevor, leading to her arrest in 2002. Little Mo moves on into a happy marriage with Billy Mitchell (Perry Fenwick), which soon fades when she is raped by Graham Foster (Alex McSweeney) and discovers she is pregnant by him, which ends the marriage, a storyline which aided Ainsworth's maternity leave in 2004. Little Mo returns with her baby son, Freddie Mitchell (Alex and Tom Kilby), but ends up in an affair with her brother-in-law Alfie Moon (Shane Ritchie), which is later discovered by her sister Kat Slater (Jessie Wallace). Little Mo begins a relationship with Oliver Cousins (Tom Ellis), which soon ends when she is accused of hurting Freddie. However, the real culprit is Ben Mitchell (Charlie Jones) - though no one believes her. With everyone - except her family - believing that she hurt her son, Little Mo ends her relationship with Oliver and leaves Walford in May 2006.
such a brave woman

member when she got beaten and raped?

>jürgen klippitokloppeto

yeah she got him good though
ironing your abuser to death at christmas is an absolutely BOSS move

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var tech already breaking lol

honestly fuck var
what in god's name does this have to do with football

yes I love offside goals and unnoticed red card tackles going without punishment

i would literally prefer poor refereeing to this bollocks

Norwich have played their part in giving Liverpool that 4 goal lead. So many brainless errors it's ridiculous.

somehow entire europe implemented it 2 or 1 season ago without technical fuckups lmao

and then you have africa:

>The African Champions League final was abandoned due to a row over the Video Assisted Referee (VAR) system.

>Play was halted for over an hour after Wydad Casablanca refused to play when VAR was unavailable to judge a disallowed equaliser.

>VAR had been set up on the side of the pitch, but the players had not been told it was not working, although officials were aware.

>The referee then awarded the victory to three-time former champions Esperance.

i can respect this kind of match fixing when it's so blatant
at least that is something that feels like a sports game, unlike var which feels like doing your tax return or kissing a girl that you feel no attraction to and don't have any prospect of getting sex from

>I see Liverpool are really feeling the pinch for not strengthening their squad over the summer.
Insightful comment there, Steve. After all, the MIGHTY Norwich is a foe to be feared! Totally a mighty test for Liverpool and this David vs Goliath match has resulted in David scoring 4 goals! Based! JFT96! YNWA!

this was the VAR unit in question

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>Alisson off injured
Please be ACL tear. Did he walk off or did he get stretchered off? Liverpool without Alisson are weaker.

he walked off, it was like his foot or his calf or something, not his knee
it looked like an achilles to me but obviously i hope not

Walked.

>"I have my perfect excuse for failing to win anything this season"

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If he walked off, he's fine. He'll be back next week to twat some other relegation fodder 6-0 and jack off to the media saying how the underdogs won.

Gonna be a boring fucking league this season. Good for Liverpool fans, tho. Finally get that Title win.

Calm down m8 it's only game 1

i dunno, he didn't look happy
he kept shaking his head as he was going off

>/epl/
>/trans/ is dead
>tfw no low league general to talk about stuff
Oh well. Was fun guys. Time to follow PL so got stuff to talk about online with fellow sports fans.

Indicative of the trend. I don't see Liverpool slipping this time.

Well he walked off, he'll be fine.meme.

>/trans/ is dead
Was genuinely bizarre how that thread immediately died the moment the window closed. I understand why but for it to just end like that was strange.

i say we make a real effort with /epl/ this year
i'll even talk non-league with you if you want (although my knowledge may be lacking)

>I don't see Liverpool slipping this time.
based on what? Failing to beat City and thrashing the new job boys?

T-thanks... I tried to keep /epl/ going but it died in week 5 or so. I then quit until the week after Arse beat United 2-0, came back, /epl/ was dead and I tried to rez it. Didn't work.

Yeah it is weird.

Chad BTFO

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Used to have an /efl/ general on the regular to cover non-pl stuff, start one up again m8.

Lads, we gonna update our player list for /trans/ general team for Yea Forumserb Owl 2019 or not? I'm entering us to be autopiloted. But we might need to update our memes.

I say we change the name of *collects paycheck* to BOSS

implyingrigged.info/wiki//trans/

If no replies on meme changes I'll just do it.

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

the league/non-league meme put an end to that

hmm our defence still looking very leaky

>liverpool defending

Last /efl/ general had 29 posts. This is what happened in 2017, it didn't last.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77582903/#77582903

this aged well

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Here is the last meme I made for /trans/. Guess we're moving on now.

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Good work lad. I love you.

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fuck jamie carragher desu

Wasn't really much else to go on. We all know Manica trip-off posts, same as 190kg. Trying to think of edits to Rimming.

>tfw made this
>tfw all these memes died really quickly
>tfw all that time gone...

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people often accuse me of being moni with her trip off but i'm not
i just like chatting with her

>HER

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why do you do it tho
just encourages the freak to stay

>her
Yep you're moni.

i find her interesting

excellent work

This /trans/ summer was pretty shit. So much negativity couldn't find the will to post rumours

>Hernandez becomes the first Cuban to play in the Premier League while Cuba become the 114th nation to be represented in the league.

after de ligt it just seemed to flop
even deadline day was rather crap

that and so many spastics

if we include every English league I bet virtually all nations have played. Loads of lower league players represent tiny island nations through grandparents

are there any countries where football is banned?

especially those cunts on deadline day turning the thread into politics

>people literally going 'hur dur guess liverpool didn't need to strengthen their squad after all exs dee, see, we don't need to spend'
>yfw Norwich spent EVEN LESS
Guess Scousers don't like stuff that goes against their narrative.

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Yeah I gave up. No reason since it was just boring spam from tourists.

what about bhutan eritrea or north korea

>Guess Scousers don't like stuff that goes against their narrative.
what does norwich have to do with anything here?

Alright lads, I made /efl/ if anybody is interdrasted, just a trial run. Probably too boring.

lad there was already a /efl/-type thread up:

Liverpool defence doesn't look nearly as solid as last year. I expect they will concede more, not as many scrappy 1-0 wins

more 4-1s and 5-3s will do me just fine

I mean there's been N.Koreans in other European leagues so maybe. Cant be bothered to google tbqh

>forgetting jong tae-se

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Looking at last season they either drew or won by a single goal against the following teams:
Brighton
Leicester away
Spurs away
Chelsea away
City
Hudders away
Arsenal away
Everton
Brighton away
Leicester
West Ham
United away
Everton away
Fulham away
Spurs
and Newcastle away

a lot of potential for dropped points there if they concede an extra goal, especially considering most of those teams have strengthened relative to Liverpool.

well i hope alisson is okay
good start

None of those have played in England, but Eritrean and North Koreans have played in Europe.

h-haha yeah of course i have why who said i haven't

Oh my bad. I thought that was just a shitpost thread.

>bhutan
all their players play in Bhutan or India.

Chencho Gyeltshen is apparently pretty good. League Two should sign him for memes. Also Bhutan needs to be added to the Commonwealth ;_;

great flag, i wish them well
although fuck the commonwealth

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>loses to Guam

>although fuck the commonwealth
No, fuck you. Countries literally ask to be in it even if they're not entitled (one has been let in the history) and others are still asking. Bhutan is one of my favourite flags along Kiribati, Seychelles and Niue

Bhutan doesn't even have diplomatic relations with half of their neighbors

Bhutan seems like a proper comfy country. Would love to visit and chill in the mountains for a week.

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It's illegal to climb tall mountains in Bhutan

i quite like that
there is something mystical and magical about a good mountain

Were Norwich hard done by?

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/epl/

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nah, shite defending in the first and liverpool were jogging in the second
they put some nice moves together going forward though, i think they'll score goals this season

Really Liverpool should have blitzed them by 6 or 7 to get people hyped up.

Their defence went full retard. I'd only just realised but their best two centre-backs (Klose & Zimmermann) are out injured.

Bhutan is what happens when you merge East Asians and South Asians and then make most of their areas less accessible than the other mix that is Nepal.

It basically only maintains ties with India. In terms of it being in the Commonwealth it was a protectorate, not a part of the Empire proper but is still allowed to join if it wishes and honestly I champion the inclusion of as many as possible as it makes the Commonwealth games more interesting. Nepal wants to join and wasn't part of the Empire but a Friend and has been ever since. If Tibet ever got freedom, it could join the Commonwealth as it was a protectorate too.

nah

they were utter shit

shit defending and liverpool were conserving energy for the long season ahead in the 2nd half

tfw I have family obligations the second weekend of august every year
Just wanna watch ndabele dab on villa

jheeez i remember askin' bossman

>Nepal wants to join
what's the process? Are >we going to let them?

No idea on the process but they should definitely be allowed. Unironically our greatest ally.

doesnt really feel like it's started until /3pm/ desu

>our greatest ally.
explain your reasoning

>our greatest ally.
position already filled

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Look up the Gurkha's. Nepal just sends guys to serve in the British army despite the fact that we don't even have an Empire any more.

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Nothing. They just had politicians urging to do it to celebrate 200 years of being frens. They asked to do it in 90's but didn't happen. No idea what is happening. Burma didn't join either because it is a puppet state of China, so they won't want that. They do no like the Commonwealth as it creates 'conflict of interest'. As for Nepal, nothing will happen. The Commonwealth Office is incredibly pathetic and refuses to try and encourage those who can join, but haven't, to join. Or those who have left, such as Egypt or other African states.

They're not the greatest, but they have contributed a lot.

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For me, it's Niue.

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Except most of the Gurkha regiments went to India and still go to India. We only have three, they have eleven or so. Always thought we should expand it and create an elite regiment, SAS equiv of Gurkhas.

Based frens. F
do countries in the Commonwealth actually like >us? I find it hard to get a clear picture of how we're viewed worldwide.

what a time to be alive

>I find it hard to get a clear picture of how we're viewed worldwide
poorly
like how we view america, perhaps even worse

You can leave the Commonwealth. The fact there are still 50 odd nations in it shows we're not THAT hated. We didn't force anything on them when they were colonies. We didn't bulldoze their temples and put churches up, something the Romans did. Lots of Empires turned their colonies into Mini-Homelands. Spain did. They didn't like anything not sanitised. Britain had a manifest destiny to save the savage and raise them up, a feeling the other empires, like France, did not follow. So, while we'll be hated in South Asia for various reasons and elsewhere, not as bad as the French at in a lot of places or the Spanish.

Not really, it depends on where you go. Kenya they look to UK very fondly and want us to go back because while they weren't independent, they were better off and warlords didn't rule. I'm serious, go ask them. A lot of African states view this. Jamaica said they wish they didn't become independent as they're worse off without the UK. Etc.

OH JUST A LITTLE BIT

>Bhutan is one of my favourite flags along Kiribati, Seychelles and Niue

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Fucking HATE scousers tbqhwu senpai

it's reddit to like the Niue flag?

Wew, what are Norwich gonna do with all that PL money instead?

>he isn't into Vexillology

Vexillology is BASED

OOO AHH A LITTLE BIT MORE

"A good season for us? My personal feeling is that starting my sixth season I need to lift a trophy: Carabao Cup, FA Cup, Premier League or Champions League," Pochettino said on the eve of his sixth season as Spurs boss.

"I am not saying "it is time" but it's like my dog – he’s growing up. He’s just not quite mature enough. I don’t want to put pressure on the team or the club.

"But if you ask me personally, this season is not about finishing in the top four to be successful – although of course maybe for the club finishing in the top four matters. But for me, it is about winning some titles – the Carabao Cup, the FA Cup, the Premier League of the Champions League."

"After last season’s Final, to be again in the top four and reach the semi-final of the Carabao Cup, it is like, ‘Come on! You are always there but you cannot touch the glory'," he said. "That is a personal [opinion] – me. My personal target, objective, aim to be successful this season is to lift a trophy.

"Of course [I am more hungry] after the final in Madrid," he continued. "I was talking to Jesus and saying, ‘We need to prepare ourselves be ready to play to have more influence’."

"In the last five years we didn't invest too much money if you compare with our contenders," "But now the perception is that we invest a lot of money. I am more than happy because the pressure is always welcome because we need the pressure to give our best. Before we created our own pressure but now it is maybe better to feel that we are a top club investing money and is compulsory to win some trophies, no?"

>I was talking to Jesus
does he mean Gabriel Jesus or the Son of God?

good lad
Found this 90's radio hits list and I'm feeling all nostalgic and shit

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Jesus Perez

>Chieso
>Thuram

*Chiesa

>even then the 'English rivals' tax was real

>I'm not sick but I'm not well
>And I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

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Liking those flags is a huge red flag. That and Wales too

Mate, I can't speak for others, but I'd be pretty fucking worried if you knew what flags reddit liked; that's really fucking niche and not something you could hand wave based on casual conversation. I'd also willingly bet, without the internet, the majority of people woulkdn't know those countries flags, what they are, or where they even are on a map. Hell, TV show today, people from Islington and Norwich played each other in general UK based geography and they sucked. Granted I would too, but flags and maps I'm pretty good at.

Reading a bit too much into this issue here mate. You tend to be able to identify redditors and in turn what they like after about 5 years or so of browsing on the internet (without going on reddit itself obviously as that’s cheating)

lad

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>I am not sure the Gunners have strengthened significantly at the back by signing David Luiz and Kieran Tierney, but their attack is good enough to win games like this anyway.
You'd be right there, Lawro, but you're wrong for one reason.... Arsenal aren't even gonna be able to use Tierney for the rest of the year. But most importantly, their attack is gash. They have Cacazette who won't be playing, they have Poomeyang who won't be playing, Ozil and Kolasniac have chickedn out, they sold Iwogbi, Nketiah is on loan. Pepe is injured and being assessed. That means they have no Forwards to actually play this match. I have no idea what is happening now. They're playing Martinelli and Nelson as FW's?

Newcastle will win this one; screencap this. Villa is gonna be the fun match anyway on Saturday, Arseanals Sunday game will either be a semen slurper or a twatting by Newcastle. Joelinton is a world class player. He'll be playing for a top side in a few years.

> A player who is being substituted must leave the pitch by the nearest point on the touchline or byeline - unless the referee says they can leave quickly at the halfway line - or elsewhere for safety or injury reasons.
Interdrasting.

youtu.be/sCcZ-uwXem0
Did they post this just because they’re playing city tomorrow (and by tomorrow I mean today obviously)

>reading the i newspaper
>page about each PL club and a comment from online about that club from a (supposed) fan, with their name and the location of the post
>one of the posts was so lel that I expected it to say user, Yea Forums at the end
Also there was an interesting article on how the Transfer Window has gotten so big that some people prefer the Transfer Window to the actual football and stuff. It wasn't anything unique or smart, but it was true.

Anyway, name me a club and I'll post the comment that was used. I'll be online for 10 mins or so.

Punjab United v Broadbridge Heath playing today.

Also
>Alisson: Liverpool keeper to miss Super Cup with calf injury

It's fine, it's not a real trophy anyway,

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>Arsenal are looking to sell Mustafi and Elnemy to the keen European clubs for the window ends in Europe
Remove Mustafi and their defence, for CB, is Holding (Injured), Chambers (Shit), Luiz (Shit), Sokratis (Shit) and Mavrapanos (Shit).

Emery is doing his utter best to destroy the club. They could have done this in the window and signed a replacement for Kosc (Luiz) and a better CB (literally half a dozen that could do it). Instead they fucked around trying to do loans and gift card sales (all those mongs going b-b-but all transfers are paid in instalments; no, they are not, they are paid outright and instalments are done for like 25% of the cost, Arsenal did the opposite, Pepe is 75% instalments, the rest were covered by sales, they only spent £50m due to this) for better CB's, when their owner could have just given them the £150m they needed to get Rugani and Upmecano or w/e his name is. There. Done. Emery is obviously thinking, or hope is thinking, 'I cannot fix this defence without £150m+ and I'm never getting this, Lille were willing to take instalments for Pepe and only accepted because Pepe rejected Liverpool, United, Napoli and a few other clubs due to playing time concerns thus I can try and play like Liverpool in 17/18, score more goals than my opponent, ignore the defence'.

I dunno lads. This is the weirdest fucking shit. It is irrelevant anyway as Emery won't be playing these players anyway. He's le epic Tactical Genius on FM where you swap tactics and formation every game and win... except he doesn't win. Pepe won't be playing on Sunday due to injury. Obama won't be playing. Lacazette is injured. Holding is dead. Tierney is dead until January. Ozil and Kolasniac got death threats and people are following them around at night or some shit so are too scared to go to the game.

I have no idea who is playing up front for Arsenal on Sunday. Their Brazilian and Nelson I guess?

Sokratis is ok

Granted I've not watched Arse a lot but he was dire every time I've seen him.

>Ozil and Kolasniac got death threats and people are following them around at night or some shit so are too scared to go to the game.

At some point they'll have to stop using this excuse to avoid doing their job. Right?

I mean they're not gonna go away, why they can't make a 'sting' operation; have them leave or do something to force an attack then have cops there to arrest them? I dunno. This sucks. Kolasniac is a decent LB cover.

This is their team I guess for Sunday.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SHITIZEN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

>Huddersfield Town: FA charges club with breaching kit rules after controversial Paddy Power shirt

>B-B-BUT NOT A REAL SHIRT :(((

GET FUCKED YOU PADDY FUCK.

>b-b-but they never played in it :((( you can't buy it from the store so it isn't real :(((

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