/bundes/

basé
although I'm still stad that we lost our ngubu

>Rooting for any french (african) team
I don't think so, Hannes.

Ndombele? Is he good?

yeah of course, he was balling last season. I get the feel he's a big game player though.

Ich bin mir echt nicht sicher was ich davon halten soll. Perisic ist ein guter Spieler, dass will ich nicht in Frage stellen. Dennoch: in diesem Sommer sind so viele Spieler gewechselt die auf dem Flügel daheim sind und welche sich von der Qualität her nicht vor Perisic verstecken brauchen.
Da frage ich mich ist Perisic wirklich der Wunschspieler (ich kann mir gut vorstellen, dass man es so verkauft wenn er denn kommt), oder nur ein Notnagel? Aktuell sieht es eher nach letzterem aus. Denn wenn man Perisic wirklich gewollt hätte, dann hätte man ihn auch schon vor einem Monat holen können und nicht kurz vor Saisonbeginn wenn die Vorbereitung schon durch ist.
Daher bin ich mir nicht so sicher ob das eine glückliche Ehe wird.

Looks solid. Aslong as they play.

looks like the bayern squad 2022

I dont think Sancho and Rashica will join Bayern when they could sign for Real/Barca/City

Someone really needs to edit a "mit dem angriff steiners wird das noch in ordnung kommen" with sane, odoi, rodri and finally perisic.

inb4 Perisic actually plays really well and saves them the season and they refuse to buy them for 30m because they'll go after some 18 y/o Ngubu instead

Announce Sane

>Der Hamburger SV will wieder für sportliche Schlagzeilen sorgen. Wie er es jüngst beim 4:0-Sieg am Montagabend beim 1. FC Nürnberg getan hatte. Zuletzt aber bestimmte der Wirbel um Bakery Jatta die Diskussionen. Der Gambier wird mit zum Pokalspiel zum Chemnitzer FC reisen.

Im sure this is a great idea, just after the CFC kicked out their captain for being to close to racist fans.

Lets be honest here Buyern are still gonna win the league and Perishit would easily score like 18 goals at least considering the Bundes is pretty much a joke

Time for an Erbsensuppe.

>8 goals in 30 games Perisic will save Bayern

spiegel.de/sport/fussball/bakery-jatta-hsv-wusste-schon-2016-von-unstimmigkeiten-bei-identitaet-a-1281184.html

hahahaha why is hsv so unterhaltsam. yesterday boldt was like „unverschämt, er hat uns nochmal bestätigt, dass alles stimmt, oh weh hetze von nürnberg, traurig!“
now this! since 2016!
hsv simply is baffling in their incompetence, based based based

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>Lets be honest here Buyern are still gonna win the league
Nö and BYE

youtube.com/watch?v=qO9TGndon4U

>submitting to racists
that not how it works, sweetie
those ronny ossis must learn that they are not the people, we are.

never understood why people make Erbsensuppe while Erbseneintopf is way better

Union Berlin ultra group Wuhlesyndikat have announced a 15-minute long atmosphere boycott for the club’s first Bundesliga game ever, in protest against matchday 1 rivals Rasenballsport Leipzig. “This construct has nothing to do with our idea of football,” the group says.

>letting your Bundesliga premiere be defined by your opponent
absolute cucks getting BULLED

?

Based

why would they care if a nignog is called Ngubu or Nkunku?

more like Schwulensyndikat ademola

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this but unironically

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>muh RB is not true football
yawn this shit got old three years ago. If they can get good results internationally then who cares.
And I say that as a shareholder.

>Bayern had reached an agreement with Leroy Sané and the deal was on the verge of being done last weekend. BILD learned from club sources that Bayern bosses were hoping Sané wouldn't play against Liverpool but Pep Guardiola spoke a word of power and decided to play him [Bild]

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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making a nice tomato sauce from homegrown tomatoes today
and u?

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man I am fucking hyped for MD33 and 34
>killing off Dirtmund's chances to win the title on MD33
>getting to celebrate at fucking Augsburg while at the same time kicking them down into 2. Bundes
I don't think Reuter would survive that aneurysm

>w-we would have paid the 150m any minute!
nobody believes this

>Pep helping Bayern even from Manchester
what a great guy

it’s the same, retard

based
fuck leipzig

t. west sitzer dauerkarte

Why would I care about an austrian team getting goos results?

>Guardiola: Sané hat „nicht gesagt, dass er uns verlassen wollte“ – Rückkehr im Frühjahr
Bildtards on eternal pooicide watch

Based EA Sports.

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Maybe only in Ostdeutschland

> Nächsten Donnerstag feiert die Amazon-Prime-Serie „Inside Borussia Dortmund“ Premiere. Doch das Warten hat heute bereits ein Ende: Exklusiv zeigt BILD schon jetzt die ersten sieben Minuten der ersten Folge aus der vierteiligen Serie!

Post it pls.

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could you just posting for a while
i'm losing braincells reading your shit

Ganz ehrlich hoffe ich sollte Bakery Jatta wirklich Bakary Daffeh sein, dass sie es einfach nicht beweisen können und somit er einfach ganz normal weiterspielen kann. Es wäre keinem aus meiner Sicht geholfen wenn herausgefunden werden sollte, dass Bakery Jatta gelogen hat. Den Einspruch von Nürnberg finde ich einfach nur traurig, auf dem Spielfeld waren sie in den 90 Minuten einfach komplett chancenlos. Ich wünsche dem HSV und vor allem Bakary Jatta einfach nur das Beste.

>Bakary Jatta
who's that? the mixed third and final identity?

"Ich habe in Afrika in keinem Verein gespielt, das gab es dort nicht... Wir haben auf der Straße Fußball gespielt und uns die Dinge selbst beigebracht", so hatte sich der 21-Jährige auf der Hamburger Vereinshomepage geäußert, als er zu seiner Vergangenheit gefragt wurde.

Diese Aussagen sind laut einem "Bild"-Bericht gelogen. Wie das Blatt informierte, wurde Bakery Jatta laut "Transfer-Registrierungs-System" der FIFA zuvor beim gambischen Erstligisten Brikama United geführt - und zwar zwischen Februar 2014 und Juni 2016.

Die DFL bestätigte der "Bild" auf Anfrage: "Der Transfer von Bakery Jatta zum Hamburger SV ist, wie bei internationalen Spielertransfers üblich, über die Fifa-Plattform 'Transfer Matching System' (TMS) erfasst worden. Darin wurde vom Gambischen Fußballverband die Identität des Spielers Bakery Jatta bestätigt und daraufhin die Internationale Freigabe (ITC) mit Player Passport (Spielerpass) erteilt."

Im weiteren Text der Deutschen Fußball Liga heißt es: "Als vorherigen Klub hat der Gambische Verband in TMS den Verein Brikama United angegeben, wo Jatta laut Eintrag von 1. Februar 2014 bis 30. Juni 2016 als Amateur registriert war." Anhand dieser Freigabe wäre Jatta eindeutig einer Lüge überführt - zumindest bei der Frage nach seiner fußballerischen Vergangenheit.

you haven't got much to lose then, little seether

LOL

What the fuck is wrong with those people?

i don’t know what makes me happier, the incompetence of bayern or hsv

>Bayern Hühnchen loaning Perisic and buying Ziyech
Thoughts?

Brikama United should get a Ausbildungsentschädigung desu.

there's no way a Merkelmann would lie about his past!

> Dass der Reisepass von Bakery Jatta auf offiziellen Wegen ausgestellt wurde, macht eine Fälschung nach Angaben von Beamten unwahrscheinlicher. "Es wäre sicherlich auch schwieriger, jemanden von Deutschland aus zu bestechen, damit er falsche Angaben in einen legitimen Reisepass einträgt", heißt es in Verwaltungskreisen. "Auszuschließen ist es dennoch nicht."

> "Es wäre sicherlich auch schwieriger, jemanden von Deutschland aus zu bestechen, damit er falsche Angaben in einen legitimen Reisepass einträgt", heißt es in Verwaltungskreisen.

Are our Verwaltungskreise retarded?

yes

retarded and unterwandert. Berlin is "losing" official documents all the time.

>loaning boomers
>buying Ziyech and not van de Beek
absolute yikers

*saves Bayern*

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>this pic
holy shit someone call the Bombenkommando

Who is the guy in the middle?

lol he's shit

>van de Beek is a CM
Bye!

Ziyech is CAM with a free role

>Perisic, Ünder, Bergwijn...
>Da kann ich nur noch kotzen.
The clay is getting harder at TM

manlets rise up

But theyre still shitting on Brandt and Hazard.

The German Marko Marin

Not anymore:
>Brandt zu schlecht. Perisic erfüllt die Ansprüche. :ugly:

Some other guy:
>War mir schon vor Monaten klar, dass uns die verpasste Brandt-Chance noch böse auf die Füße fällt.

>Younes
>Mustafi
>Draxler
>Wagner
Holy shit
I haven't seen this many garbage players in one picture in a long time
And we really won the confedcup with this?

/bundes/ in sperb owl when

Ok, atleast some customers arent blind.

meinsportpodcast.de: Das große Sammer-Interview, Teil 1 meinsportpodcast.de/fussball/fever-pitch/das-grosse-sammer-interview-teil-1/

DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER

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what's Perisics Mia score? I'm sceptical, considering his past.

>it gets worse

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youtube.com/watch?v=yWV2fkOvpzI
BYE

explain bye meme

you mean van de Beek?

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>[@BILD_Bayern] Uli Hoeneß on a possible breakdown of the Leroy Sané deal due to a serious injury: "Ask the English. We will announce facts." "Are you confident?" Hoeneß: "Bye"

mauzi

ohne sané wo’s der sinn, nächste saison wird nichts.
der weltbeste flügelspieler und wir haben’s mal wieder vermasselt.
danke brazzo, danke kalle, danke uli.
ihr seid so inkompetent.
jetzt stehen wir ohne hosen da...

I'm pretty sure i read somewhere it will be weekly

WHAT WAS THE POST??

based Shkodran "Aryan" Mustafi hailing

...

>3h until footie
zzz

name all of them from left to right pls
i cant

who’s that midget next to draxler?

>who
>suele
>brandt
>demirbay
>WAFner
>mustafi
>younes
>draxler
>trapp
>can
>rudiger
>ginter
>rudy

The arrogance of these TM fags pisses me off somehow.

Guys, what if the real GRANATE were the friends we made along the way of this transfer window?

that's younes

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Why don't Bayern sign Waldschmidt as an Perspektivspieler?

no MSM mindset

today i will remind them

oh no no no nono nonono nonononononononononononononononBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>Holl van de Beek

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wow. Bayern are fucked.

Draxler (can also play DM)
Bailey
Perisic
Sandro Wagner returns from China as 2nd striker

don't tell me they won't walk the league

Yeah, they walk all the way to 4th place behind Dortmund, RBL and Gladbach.

Robben will unironically return and destroy Dortmund once more

it's actually going to be Draxler

BASED

Memes aside, it will be Perisic on loan 100%, that Arsenal DM 19 year old and finally either Bailey or Draxler, but probably Bailey desu.

What if Götze returns to Bayern? Finally accepting his destiny as the supervillain of the Bundes.

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but he's fat and slow now

Don't forget the Doner Kevin

Hes fit now, you can see his cheekbones again.

reingefallen :D
i made this post up

kek

>implying that Huso has a Dauerkarte

First Round was on 3rd and 4th August. The 12 teams of the 1. Wundes and the three best of the 2. Wundes have BYE for the first round though.
The second round is played on the 7th and 8th of September.

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Bailey is good too!

Pls post a reminder next time. I missed it.

>implying numbers isn't the only true fan in /bundes/
werderpisser and eintrachtklops can fuck off

So what the hell did Uli unironically mean when he said his famous quote months ago? Is he just senile?

Hubris

Effenberg: Bayern muss
den Champions-League-
Titel abhaken
Stefan Effenberg kritisiert die Transfer-Aktivitäten seines früheren Klubs – und fordert eine Korrektur der Saisonziele.

he just lied, faking a pair of big testicles. the turk approach to problem solving.

>muh namefags
fuck off gayboy

awww :3

I bet you've never been inside a stadium, faggot

I usually laugh about tm delusion. Hell, all fans have hope (aka delusion) and thats what makes football so great. But these socalled "experts" in the German football media (which all happen to be ex Bayern players) are actually infuriating.

Bayern has 0 chances of winning the CL. In fact Bayern hasnt been a top 4 team since 2013. They all pretend like Bayern didnt win the CL the last 6 years due to bad luck or referees or bla bla bla.

Fucking dishonest cunts. Last season Bayern finally didnt get a Besiktas/Benefica/Sevilla in the knockout stage and got Liverpool and they got completey exposed.

it's starting again

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ALL THE BUNDES LADIES
ALL THE BUNDES LADIES

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>1-3 in aggregate in a game which was very close and could've gone either way
>completely destroyed

>a game which was very close and could've gone either way
is this bundes or spox.de?

>0 shots on goal away and Liverpool missed like 10 sitters
>lose 1-3 at home with the only goal being a Liverpool own goal
That game was as clear as springwater. The only goal chance that Bayern generated was a weak shot from Lewandowski directly into the GK's hands.

Take off your sausage-colored goggles, this aint tm.de.

i have a dauerkarte

This post is pretty funny when you actually watched both games.

Ich gehe von nem Szenario aus, in dem wir festen Zusagen von Sané und/oder CHO haben. Sowas gab es meines Wissens nach in den letzten Jahren nicht.

Final minute of the window Uli and Kalle unveil their Granate Mesut Özil for €120m and proceed to go bananas when everyone laughs at them.

19:09

Echte Liebe!

based and dönerpilled

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Realistically, who could Bayern even get at this point that wouldn't make people laugh at them?

bale or coutinho in loan maybe

dabatable

GroBkreutz

Neymar

Gareth Bale maybe? idk about the salary though

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hmmmm Ömer Toprak for example or Emre Mor

Without laughing?
>Bale on loan, Bergwijn and Roca
With laughing
>Bailey, Perisic, Roca

tasci

Bayern could never get any foreign players who were actual stars, only those who were stars in Germany but since they've destroyed all the talen in this country by ruining their careers there's no German talent left and they are stuck with nothing. That's why they didn't sign players, there aren't any left.

Chiesa maybe? Contract until 2022

Not entirely true. They could have signed Brandt, but they didnt think he was good enough.

They can get Eriksen for €50m. Good replacement for James and a widely respected player.

... in Denmark

why would Tottenham sell him for 50m?

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told the jew owner to let him go or he'll expose the child rape dungeon under white hart lane.

No Brandt ;_;

>Witsel-Weigl
is this going to be a thing now?

Is Bürki injured?

see He's not even good enough for bxb starting XI

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Wigsl for short

He injured himself in training in the week before the Super Cup. Flesh wound on his thigh IIRC

Anyone has the channel for the games tonight on sky? So far I have only countdown and Koferenz channel.

necher abschieben

Little do people now Großkreutz was a gifted straight-A student up to this point

cut on the shin. I wonder how you manage that. Fuck shin savers I guess?

51°04'01.2"N 7°53'07.2"E

That’s their asking price this summer according to people in the know

he's injured dummy

>sending best players for Pokal round1

wtf I love dortmund now

Unsere Bank: Oelschlägel - Hakimi, Delaney, Dahoud, Götze, Wolf, Schmelzer, Bruun Larsen, Toprak

>double 6 against farmers
so this is the power of favreball

If only Kevin was slightly less retarded and a bit more self-aware. It's crazy how he went from CL player to 3rd league in his twenties.

Aufgrund einer Muskelverletzung fällt @RaphGuerreiro etwa zwei Wochen aus. Gute Besserung, Rapha!

Bye.

bin da jz jungs ja

>Ivan Perisic is reportedly hesitating on a loan move to Bayern Munich, as he wants guarantees they’ll purchase him outright from Inter.

>According to both Sky Sport Italia and Germany, along with Das Bild, the two clubs have agreed a loan with option to buy at the end of the season for €30m.

>However, the Italian version states Perisic is taking some time to consider it, as he is not convinced he wants to go on loan.

Jesus Christ the era of the bull has officially begun.

yes

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>as he wants guarantees they’ll purchase him outright from Inter.

hier fren

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I'm böred, wat do?

IHR KACK DORTMUND SPALTEN KÖNNT MICH ALLE
JA OKAY WIR HABEN DIESEN SOMMER SCHEISS AUSGESEHEN AUF DEM TRANSFEMARKT GESCHENKT
IHR HABT UNS DEN SUPERCUP GESTOHLEN GESCHENKT
ABER WIR WERDEN NIEMALS SO KLEINE SCHEISSER SEIN WIE IHR DIE SICH MIT 9 PUNKTEN VORSPRUNG NICHT TRAUEN FOM TITAL ZU REDEN
IHR WERDET KENEN EINZIGEN WEITER TITWL DIESE SAISON HOLEN EUER VEREI; WIRD 2. LIGA SPIELEN IN 3 SAISONS
BAYERN IST UND BLEUBT DER BESTE DEUTSCHE VEEIN WO GIBT

thank

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looooooooooooooooooool
i didn’t dare to dream, but this shit is getting better and better.
a few days ago i thought in the end they will be on top again but then that sane thing happened and they can’t seem to catch a break, fucking fantastic

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BYE

>along with Das Bild

ja hallo an alle frosch und anime spastis: habe eure mütter gefickt.
okay, war alles

>even fucking Sport 1 has a ex Bayern player "expert" with fucking Affenberg.

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Is this an official Fucken pass?

>that female reporter's voice
how many dicks did she suck to get that job?

Does sky only have dfb konferenz today? It said everywhere they are showing the games individually

Just press the green button on your remote

>playing at KFC
>Goetze not starting

Sport 1 Kamerad

>Wir werden sicherlich noch das ein oder andere [auf dem Transfermarkt] tun.
Be scared Buyern, be scared!

How many dicks did Effenberg suck...

>hed chip away at their defense
>one bite at a time

>guerreiro and brandt ded
>hazard plays instead
this is what depth looks like, bauern

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Christian Falk:
the candidates for @FCBayern are becoming fewer and fewer. Hakim Ziyech has already renewed his contract. And: also Steven Bergwijn is close to it by @psveindhoven

GEISTESKRANK

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>HURR HURR HURR

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what?

stuck at my parents, the over boomers who dont have private channels over DVBT

>Was war passiert? Der DFB hatte auf dem Twitteraccount der Nationalmannschaft der Frauen ein Teamfoto veröffentlicht, das vor dem WM-Spiel gegen Schweden am 29. Juni aufgenommen worden war. Darauf standen die Zeilen: "Seit dem 29. Juni nicht mehr gesehen. Bitte teilen". In Aufmachung und Wortwahl erinnerte das Bild an eine Vermisstenanzeige.

>Hintergrund: Am 29. Juni war die DFB-Elf bei der Weltmeisterschaft in Frankreich im Viertelfinale gegen Schweden ausgeschieden. An demselben Tag war jedoch auch die Schweizer Nationalspielerin Florijana Ismaili bei einem Badeunfall am Comer See verunglückt und für vermisst erklärt worden. Drei Tage später war sie tot aufgefunden worden.

>Die Intention sei es laut DFB gewesen, den "Frauenfußball gemeinschaftlich in den Fokus zu rücken". Bei der WM habe es gute Reichweiten gegeben, zwischen den Turnieren sinke die Aufmerksamkeit dagegen stark. Mit der Kampagne wolle man die Fans der Spielerinnen auf den Start der Bundesliga hinweisen.

Wtf Tom?

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Sport1 has a live stream

sport 1 has a live stream you know

>stuck at my parents, the over boomers who dont have private channels over DVBT
hm... tough situtation. One might try going to this forum webiste with two Ds in the name and then add /soccercom at the end. Maybe thatll work.

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>sport 1 sound

NOT TRUE NOT TRUE!!!

SO SILENT

What the fuck? Where are they playing? Looks like there are only dortmund fans

TURN ON THE MIC

ah yes

I'm Bakery Daffeh.

found it ony sky, had to scroll down, thx.
I wonder if Sport1 has a stream on its app though.

hmmmmm KFC

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See you in 45 boys. If singles, Reus doesnt get killed by Großkreutz.

>See you in 45 boys

homo af

>not Jattery Baka
one job...

uerdingen

KFC

>not staying to shitpost
gay

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Uerdingen have a nice kit des

Rüsseldorf since there's no good stadiums in any KFC

But where are the uerdingen fans?

they're probably all shareholders

dortmund

why is affenberg commentary?

Oh fuck of, Affenberg! Can we please get the lady with the blowjob voice again?

>outsel

i missed this

>dirtmund

sport1 commentary is terrible

>bullying farmers
lmao shareholders are heartless

ah sorry, they are playing in düsseldorf

why the fuck is Sancho left and Schulz right?

classic sport1
It's the ultimate asi and sellout channel

schulz just ended up there after the corner

don't talk shit about based sport1. They bring us sexy sport clips

im not 12 anymore secretly staying up and watching those

COME ON LADS LETS CORE SUM FOOKIN GOALS

>He actually did that
I was always disgusted because of the granny porn in-between.

you’re gay

based German third world internet shitting the bed again, fuck this country so much

EFFENBERG SUCKS OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

the sex hotline spots were entertaining

are you a dorftrottel?

du kannst dieses Land jederzeit verlassen, wenn du nicht einverstanden bist - das ist die Freiheit eines jeden Deutschen

smarter than you, Dustin-Enrico

>affenberg shitting all over the buyern transfers

respektlos

I wish, then I'd have good internet

I'll take that as a yes

dorftrottel here. internet no problemo :DDDD

>t. some minimum wage Örkan Shizgül in charge of net infrastructure

>the granny porn in-between
wtf? why wasn't this a thing when I watched it?

Yes I made it here, hello

What the fuck was I thinking? These fucking ueringen scumbugs are parking the bus so fucking nard.

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have sex ronny :)

some Quotenjenny probably accidentally something. it's always some Quotenjenny.

ebin digids :DDD

>local companies paid for fiberglass
Enjoy your shared ISDN connection in Berlinistan, Sören

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>he doesn't remember REIFE FRAUEN AB 50 WARTEN AUF DICH

>bet 10 payout 15
why bet at all then?

when is your mum going to recover from the triple mandingo, Sören?

jz 1 sommergewitter

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it’s the weather they already said so. incel

Seemed like a sicheres ding when I was drunk and bwin had some special offer going.

>not rufing an and fraging for Frau Müller

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im the mandingo fucking your mom ;)

>they
your Betreuer at the Heim?

Tief Jenny :DDDD

lmao based bvb killing those third league retards

said Sören during his 4th daily dilation session

but why betting only 10? how about 100000?

the sport1 spastis, that’s why their signal is lagging

whats going on in sandhausen?

>Watch some porn with a young blonde
>Suddenly commercials
>CALL 0500 SEX SEX SEX FÜR HEIßE REIFE FRAUEN
yikes m8

I don't make that much money.

More like Tief Rüdiger

Berlin only has shishanet

I would only bet 3-4 games and actually get a decent payout.

:D

just have 6

twitter.com/DFB_Pokal/status/1159903450236432384

Unwetter

>dilation
don't shoot me, incel

>mätch starts
>Durchfallsören sta

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Durchfallanon...

>Die werden in die Halbzeit gehen, da müssen sie sowieso hin.

>he still thinks there’s only one guy disgusted by virgins
you’re meme is boring, virgin

next attempt 21:30
twitter.com/SV_Sandhausen/status/1159907285130448896

based jenny

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I don't mean stream lag you shiteating retard

Yep, here we go again

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dann verpiss dich mit deiner off topic scheisse, du dumme fette sau. wenn du chatten willst, probier mal knuddels

ahh classic bummels

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>Dummels

verpisst euch ihr scheiß ficker hier gehts um den dfb pokal nicht um irgendwelche nigger oder rassisten

yummy collarbones

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fucking hummels

azzard made a great run and would've been alone in front of the goal

This game is boring as fuck

>unwetter so loud I have to turn up the volume of my shitposting machine

STOP PARKING THE BUS YOU RETARDS I WANT MONEY

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Hummels is so bad

>"hummels wach"
>"hummels doch nich wach"

my sides

>Hummles getting outplayed by Uerdingen
Bayernchads won again

I hope you've learned your lesson.
Gambling is bad mkay

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That’s what happens when you play 2 DMs against farmers, it should have been goetze

Its pretty fun and makes my empty life a little less miserable.

>Schulz and Hazard useless in this match
>Hummles a major Unsicherheitsfaktor

Good half. Worried about Hummels.

Hazard hasn't been that bad imo. He's trying and his corners have been pretty good.
You are right about the other two though. Especially Schulz is pretty bad against teams that park the bus.

I hate bus parking teams so much

Hazard has been all the creativity, which I love. Finally were not dependent on Sancho. I think Schulz needs time to adjust. I thought he had some good moments.

Hummels is the real reason to be worried. It would be 2-0 vs good teams.

schulz is really just a fast mong, can't dribble, can't cross. basically a fast schmelzer. he just runs, then stops, passes it to sancho hoping he does something

based

Lets take it down a notch. Hes solid defensively, which is why Dortmund got him.

like dummels
:^)

lel that is one of the worst odds Ive seen

I personally was against Hummels back to Dortmund and highly rate Diallo, but thats a different story alltogether. Schulz is good at what hes supposed to do, run up and down like a mong and defend well.

why do Plebs always have to shove their kids into anything they do?

damn the sandhouse-mongbach mätch is even more spleepy than the other two

>Schulz is pretty bad against teams that park the bus
So what's the point of him if he isn't a can opener? Even Schmelzer is good at playing heavy metal football.

mature female voices are the only ones that get me off on the phone desu

PACO CHANCENTOD

>playing kernkraft 400 - zombie nation
based

Then why fucking get him. If they compete for the Bundesliga and CL they have to expect a lot of bus parking lmao

apologize

nö

should be for sry

favre is such an annoying autist

EZ

RUF MICH AN!
MIT TERESA-ORLOWSKI-GARANTIE!

DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS DOSENÖFFNER REUS

would that mom

>Eure Mütter ziehen LKWs!
>Auf DSF!
>Die ganze Nacht!
>Von zwölf bis acht!

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

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DEUS

MARCO MARCO MARCO

>cheating to beat fucking Uerdingen
absolute wew

Ready to make 5,07 Euro?

yes

basiert und rotpilliert

Don't ask me. In my opinion he is a slightly more offensive and slightly better Schmelzer. But they needed an Außenverteidiger and he's the best they could get I guess.
And Favre also likes to play defensively against better/equal teams so he might be better in the CL.

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

>manta @ burgerking24 2019
i cri evry tiem ;_;7

Yes, absolutely. LETS GO SHAREHOLDERS

>dat Hummels faceplant
Cmon Hummels, dont let Uerdingen bring you down

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nice touch by weigl lmao

the new bogal scoreboard graphic is fuckin ugly

schulz has gotten dribbled past like 5 times

Had the door open an my cat seems to have run away ;__;

he's no man mountain, that's for sure

Liverpool aready playing TURBOGEILEN VOLLGASFUSSBALL.

HYAHAHAHA

I BET SHE GOT CUM BREATH!!11

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!1

>sanshit
what a ball from deus tho

>defenders that have their "Qualitäten in der Offensive"
ugh

t. malte-kevin

for me, it's KFC's brave King Zombie

kek

fucking dummels

>0:1 down
>Take off your best offensive player
What is this guy doing?

i'm just waiting for the cheeky counter equalizer desu

gato tonto :(

>da hast du aber ein rausgehaun
>*silence*

I'm sure she will come back

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someone break this criminal's legs already

I already checked outside 2 times for 10 minutes and missed Reus goal ;__; Will check soon again.

>tfw the illegal stream is better quality than the offical sport1 stream

>Vielleicht is der Vogel auch ein Fuchs
You could really here how proud he was that he came up with this all by himself.
retard

put some of her favorite food and a smelly sweater of yours at the door.

it's having some nice catsex atm so it's happy for sure

>You could really here
retard

Will do! Thanks for the tip.

how old is she?

~12 months old and UNCRASTRATED ;____;

My cat neighbors go through the streets and shout their cat's name to get them come back.. they have outdoor cats though.

>illegal stream
O_O

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PAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO BAGGO

>Alcacer
how does he always do it bros?

I FUCKING KNEW IT this guy is crazy on freekicks

whoops. I'm eating atm, so I didn't really thought about it.

BAGO

PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO PACO

Nobby said Alcacer's free-kicks are like penalties... I think he's right

Dortmund is gay

>so I didn't really thought
Yeah I can tell. Retard.

How much are you sweating betbro?

sounds like you're going to be a daddy

PACO ALCACER

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>Gay = happy
Yes

based, gonna steal this line

yes

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Very lightly. It's still 20 minutes to go and Uerdingen has to go Vollgas nach vorne now.

Thank GOD she was waiting outside as I opened the door she was sprinting in :333 But FUCK I missed another goal ;_;

LOOK AT THIS WHORE TAUNTING FEET FETISHISTS WHILE THINGKEN OF COCK!!1

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!11

Priorities. You can check the highlights at footyroom.com afterwards.

good

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based WHOOOORE poster

Thanks. /bundes/ is love

Based GOATkreuz

Holy shit, Götze looks fit. The schoki meme is over now.

I’m very glad it turned out okay

katzen sind scheisse

Götze please score. I'm getting nervous.

thanks.

I have a feeling Hazard will score today.

so are you >:(

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That's fine too.

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

he's been invisible in the 2nd half

psychopath

>Pukki scoring at Anfield

saving this image

So much for that.

*kadse

My cat is sleeping now. What are signs for a cat to being pregnant? Can't afford an abortion ;_;

Yeah... not looking good bro.

weigl is good.

don't abort. getting babykadsen is unironically one of the best things ever

I know

Somehow I always lose my bets if when I post them in /bundes/. I will stop doing that.

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when cat gets fat in belly area is pregnant

But I can't afford any more cats :__;

getting them once is cool but when your grandma starts bringing the bucket of water it gets annoying

tell me something new

I unironically want him to join the autist at PSG. Someone with his qualities is kinda wasted at Dortmund, especially when he plays as CB.

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Im not a betting man, but 1.5 on a 3 goal bet feels risky. Good luck next time.

GLUBB

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I think PSG have given up on him

Good

train them so they can steal you food out of supermarket

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*supermarkets

>Parship models

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Should I bet against LeLverkusen tomorrow? Or will they get their shit together?

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they looked terribly shaky in the preseason games, even against total shitters. not feeling confident about this tbqh.

im glad at least pukki scored

who the fuck is pukki

who the fuck are you

me

looking at their pre season game, a cheeky bet against them seems like the right thing to do

h-holland?

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why did that whore leave sky for sport1?

Fuss has the charisma and the enthusiasm of a comatose manatee.

I'm looking for my boi the satania poster, are you secretly him?

How can I open a Sportwettenfirma? There is no better way to make money.

im here :3

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nope

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A real company or just some Wettbüro?

impostor!!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Something like 5475489th clone of some online betting firm.

I just said that I'm not you.

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Idk. Probably a lot of money and autists that can do the software stuff, betting quotes and statistics for you

animepeter and animezweter xD

you're even stealing my pictures!! i am THE animeposter, stop it kek

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but I'm posting manime in /bundes/ since 2014 :_:

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Didn't watch today, since the matches were rather uninteresting, but how does one receive Sport1?

I choose you, you are now my boi

HSV is a slut, a SLUT!

>turning on TV
>profit

or
>typing in sport1.de
>profit

I'ts your choice

sport1.de/unternehmen/service/so-empfangen-sie-sport1-sport1-und-sport1-us

Isn't it just a SHITTY rebrand of DSF?

Danke. Habe bei der Abschaltung von DVB-T Abschied vom Fernsehen im traditionellen Sinne genommen.
Entweder der Sender streamt sein Programm in Netz, oder ich schaue es nicht.

yes

constantin-medien.de/dasat/index.php?cid=100193

i have always been your boi mr. toothpaste

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sooooooooo according to the Hamburger Abendblatt, the Bild wrote a lot of bullshit about the whole Jatta story

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lmao Buyern's Hauspresse already in full damage control mode

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BASED

Satania posters are always newfags.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=aGu-0XhTtVk

How did he get away with it?

Well, looking at the results, Uerdingen is equal in power to Buyern.

Thinking about it, "Buyern" seems inappropriate this season.

>How did he get away with it?
huh?

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hey, leave my friend alone!

He talked about an EINMARSCHBEFEHL in a Berliner supermarket.

SEETHING

oh okay. well it's cabaret, they talk like this most of the time.

fuck bild and fuck buyern desu

This is nothing.
Imagine the situation, if they choke against fucking Cottbus on Monday.
>goal from 60m distance with Neuer in the middle of the field

I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE!

GRANATE SOON!

DOMINOS ARE FALLING!

geisteskrank and braunpilled

>fuck bild
Sören...

GRANATE SOON!

DOMINOS ARE FALLING!

>fuck buyern

They haven't even bought anyone this season.

>pretty much every media outlet is reporting there's something fishy going on with Jatta, even with their own independent investigating
>only ones claiming the opposite are Hamburg themselves and newspapers close to them
I just don't know who to believe

oh right, bayern are still looking for players

youtube.com/watch?v=cQT3mKy82xs

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>boulevard literally making up stories on a daily basis
>doing that for almost 70 yrs in a row
>tards still buying the shit out of it, believe in it and even promote it
literally 97% of /bundes/ um ganz ehrlich zu sein

yeah, guess we have to wait and see.

> fishy going on with Jatta, even with their own independent investigating
Really? Up until 15min ago I didn't really gave a fuck about the whole thing, but the articles that I found were basically all quoting the BILD one. The Abendblatt article is basically quoting staff from the gambian embassy, the Fifa and german authorities. But they're probably not the most trustworthy sources either.

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Spiegel have done their own investigating too, they were the ones that revealed supposed communication between Hamburg's staff where they expressed doubt over his identity

Pretty sure I saw him on the pitch today.

I read that too, but they're writing about some player agent that went full "dude trust me bro" with his accusations. But as I said before, let's wait and see.

so bayern have made perisic a top priority
that pretty much spells out that they're not even looking at anyone else right now
lol

I went to pee in the bathroom and my kot followed me. When I wiped suddenly a moth flew in and me and my cat together caught it :3 When I caught one of her wings my cat grabbed it from the air and took it out to the livingroom. Now she will play with it until it is dead and eat it :3 Feels good to have my gatto back :3

yes kittys do that once they got impregnated.

If I were someone of the buyern triumvirate, I would just call it a day and go after some good to decent Buli players for small money so you have at least a tiny bit of squad depth and go full force in the next transfer window. And with full force I mean to actually put some thought into my transfer activities and not leech at some other Buli clubs that couldn't extend contracts with their players because of buyern vultures or massively overpay on someone like Sane.

>Mesut Ozil and Sead Kolasinac are not in Arsenal's squad for Sunday's Premier League game at Newcastle because of "further security incidents". The pair were involved in a carjacking attempt by an armed gang in north-west London a fortnight ago.
What happened? Fortnite heh.

I'm not movie user but I'm watching the ritual now.

They were involved in a 2nd incident?

bored

At least, so it seems.

It's probably right wing nazis targeting poor Özil

Mobie time and this so good together.

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Thanks for reminding me, gotta rewatch those soon

good night you fucking homos

same to you, gay boi

Should be illegal to form an opinnion on either of those apart from each other. They are meant to watch together. To be rated together and be jugded together. To me one if not the best Tarantinos there is.

my cat once played with one for some time. few hours later, I totaly forgot about it, suddenly I see my cat playing again with it. I assumed it was long dead at this point, but seemed almost unharmed. Strange.
I mercykilled it then.

Remember when everyone on the internet was hyping Ava Gardner and /bundes/ just ignored it? Now for me that was the time.

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bASED

Paco 60 Freistoß Tore in Fifa...ah ja

>Faver puts the heights on the tactics board
based autist

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Jz 2 hacker pschorr Märzen

porst!!

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Dumb anime posters

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It's okay, I rarely post anime
this is a rare occasion

yeah, me too

Ama about Chicago

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nö

so how 'bout dem bears

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youtube.com/watch?v=g4AElTAFjD0

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youtube.com/watch?v=R-Sw7UKbtE4

görd nejt

Autosage durch die Nacht
Bis ein neuer Tag erwacht
Autosage einfach raus
Jannies Augen ziehen mich aus
Autosage durch die Nacht
Spür was Liebe mit uns macht
Autosage, schwindelfrei, großes Kino für uns zwei

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thinking about my main ex gf and all the things i did wrong

ngl feels breddy shit :DDDDD

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Bye.

NEW: >NEW:

NEW: >NEW:

NEW:

>imagine driving an opel