2019

wait i know you, we had an argument the other day in a thread lad. i think you might have been right about that girl, if you remember. she didnt text me for a week but today she randomly did asking if i have plans this weekend so i guess we'll see. i think you might have been right though lad

imagine unironically being so poor you can't afford $300 to fuck an escort and suck her toes

Might have been honestly can't remember, I am an advocate for no sex before marriage though

yeah was definitely you mate

do this fairly often. have yet to get an escort who didnt giggle when i sucked her toes

Big if true
Specially when you know you won't ever be married because you spend your days pretending to be a scouser

I don't know can I really bring them back to my moms house?

>2019
>he still believes that orgasm is the ultimate meaning of life
Look at this duude

Well if I never get married then too bad right, no need to keep seething about not getting your dick wet, that's not what life is all about

Have sex

Cope harder, you won't find happiness through your penis

>and suck her toes

>she

Is this the same girl?
youtube.com/watch?v=7Z-h4xVwmeQ

>tfw peaked sexually at 22

Had sex on a monthly basis back then and before that pretty much on a daily basis with my gf

Now, 5 years later, I've been sexless for all of 2019 (since November last year)
I even lack the motivation to go get girls these days desu and I also don't know what I want (serious relationship or stay single, really depends on the day)

people are actually virgins in 2019?? lol wtf not me, I've had plenty of sexual relations with women

>European
>virgin
how is it even possible?

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Potato man is ascended. The woman in OP is not going to make you happy, hue. You need to find a companion who shares your values of mutual respect, and will admire you for the great person you aspire to become. But it all starts with you having the agency to change.

>tfw above average

nice

Although I'm convinced men lie on these surveys.

i've never understood the concept of lying anonymously.

Lads I'm going to do the math for you:

Started having sex starting when I was 16. Currently 36.

On an average year I have sex 2-3 time per week. Sometime more sometimes less.

So I've had sex approximately: 2.5 * 52 * 20 = 2600 times

And yes, its great every time. Anyone who thinks sex won't make you happy is an Incel.

>Finland:14
What the actual fuck, and you know these numbers are higher in actuality

Tfw you’re at 2 cause you married young and found the love of your life.

And yet here you are on a basket weaving forum trying to convince incels how great your life is lmao

gay

Considering you fuck prostitutes not very good

T. Cum brain degenerate

Finnish women are notoriously easy.

I'm here to discuss sports kiddo.

Imagine actually being a guy in his early 20s that visits hookers and tries to convince people that this is a normal activity

good man

Whats wrong with fucking prostitutes?

I think I'm gonna die like that, I'm 26 and everyone around me fuck like there's no tomorrow but I can't get to fuck a single girl

newsweek.com/why-do-men-lie-about-number-sexual-partners-theyve-had-scientists-have-new-1041114

Basically men feel attacked by that question and feel like they don't reach the number of sex partners society expects them, so they just give their estimate of women they feel like they have to sleep through their entire lifetime instead of giving the actual number of women they had slept with at the time of the survey.

>They found men are more likely to report extreme numbers of sexual partners in surveys, and to estimate a figure across their lifetime rather than keep an accurate tally.

Imagine being so insecure you cant handle paying directly for sex
Bit grim honestly lad

Ah yes, that's why you're posting in an obviously off topic thread. Cope harder

lower your standards user. just get the ball rolling by fucking anything that moves. eventually work your way up to a 6 / 10 and get married.

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Righto, so nothing

why so mad? pent up energy?

>666
I'd think twice about taking that advice

Imagine being so desperate you seek out shady websites looking for girls who are drug addicts so you can stick your tiny little pecker in them and feel proud as if this is how getting laid is supposed to be.
Loser.

post her benis pls

That makes me feel a bit better. I wonder if this is true in the penis size surveys too.

How do i use tinder for sex? I have Gold unironically and swipe right on everything except black girls and still get no matches. I'm not even fat

Need to move to nordics to reach average

How tall are you?

Take better pictures

Prostitution is legal here. There are loads of highclass brothels all over the place. I just waltz in and fuck a good looking girl for $150 and the walk right out. Does this make the freedom loving american incel jealous?

this isn't the 1st time I get that advice but I feel like I won't even be able to get hard if I don't like the girl, there's a fat coworker that was into me and the guys were always telling me to fuck her even thou I didn't like her but I would get too embarrased if I can't get a boner and then I have to see her everyday after that

reminds me of alex jones, who claimed he had sex with 150 women by the time he turned 16

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Which is something you'll never find because you are an incel

I've been using it for months but I'm not gold and I've gotten a couple of likes but not a single match

>jealous
>of a dude who has to fuck hookers
Sure dude, keep being the ladies man you are kek

> 2019
> he does't do celibacy and wait to have sex after marriage with a 8/10 catholic cutie
yikes

True, was probably way higher

It could be you have some insecurities that are holding you back. Identify them and do something about them. Within reasonable means of course. You don’t need plastic surgery. Proper grooming, a modest and down-to-earth sense of dress, and steady exercise will do wonders. Consider a hobby that requires commitment and discipline too. It can shape you into a better man, and reaps its rewards in the long term. Not only will women be impressed, but also friends and colleagues in your professional life. Sex isn’t at the top of the masterplan anyway. And if a girl can’t respect you because you’re a virgin, then they’re not worth starting a relationship with. Honestly, if you also go the abstinence route, you will hold more power in the “sexual marketplace” too. By making yourself something so exclusive, it makes you more desirable, and gives you the chance to find the person who actually means something to you.

it was different time...

> 14

Someone must be fucking like crazy because I'm at 0 over here

You aight, brazilbro

I do not care about women and certainly don't seek validation from them. Your posts seem like theyre filled with an odd sort of projection. I just like sex, simple as that. Never claimed to be a ladies man or anything.

>has to
less people can afford to fuck hookers consistently than fuck free pussy.
It's not "has to", he "gets to".

dude you have to get the monkey off your back so you can build confidence around women. women can smell virgins and even moreso a complete lack of confidence

just start with getting her to blow you. if you can't get hard with your dick in a warm wet mouth there's probably other issues happening. all mouth's feel the same my man. fat, skinny, 10/10, its all the same.

once you're hard roll that whale over and stick it in.

done

Why the FUCK do I keep pretending to be a girl on omegle?

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Two years and you get your powers user. Don't sell out to the roast.

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yep

I'm 28 years old, and I choose to remain a virgin until I meet someone I'll fall in love with. I see no reason to have sex just for the physical experience.

She's not even the hottest thottie on twitch
youtube.com/watch?v=lRVdSyJgZiU

GENERAL REMINDER FOR ALL VIRGINS THAT ARE STRUGGLING TO FUCK WOMEN

confidence is key. women like chads. but not mainly because of their good looks. chads are confident. look you in the eye. laugh. tell jokes. are generally fun to be around.

being good looking, rich and in shape obviously help a lot, but ultimately it's a mental thing for chicks.

be more chad and you'll fuck more women.

You're confusing romance with sex. Life isn't a Disney movie where you lose your virginity to some 2D rescued princess.

Unironically have sex.

>choose to remain a virgin

liar. you're scared.

Is fucking whores really that bad? It's the only sex I have outside of fucking a 15 year old once.

Sex is nice but 10x better when doing it with someone you care about(gf). Sometimes i wonder why i even bother to have sex in the bar nights. Almost always a disappointment with awkward mornings.

are you a salesman? cause you almost convinced me with that comment, I don't consider myself an insecure person but a realistic person, I try to at least be friends with most cute girls I see regularly but that shit doesn't work for me, they always see me as nothing but a friend

nah bro, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay cause I've even been close to lose my virginity and got hard af without even getting my dick sucked but that shit happened when I was 16 and the girl was 13, we were alone in her mom's apartment and when we were about to start getting naked a fucking neighbor starting knocking her door to see if she was ok and I had to run away to not get her in trouble and looks like the neighbor realized I was there and told her mom so she broke up with me after that

oh boy, you sound really insecure dude, ngl
Based

there's literally nothing wrong with it unless you're insecure and seek validation from women. having sex with a girl who actively _wants_ to fuck you is obviously better, but if you just want to get your rocks off there is no difference between a hooker or some random girl you pick up off tinder / at a bar or club.

Isnt that a videogame streaming site? Thats just some thot showing cleavage for donations.

I am, never claimed otherwise. I had a few chances to get laid in the past and both my beliefs and fear played a part in turning them down - but I don't regret it.
That's how I feel too, and everyone says something very similar. And if that's the case - then what's the point in me just having sex with someone random? I'll wait for actually meaningful relationship, there's no need to rush.

>2019
>isn't a eudaimonist who doesn't seek hedonistic pleasures

>tfw way below average
not that I mind it, I love her plenty and we have lots of fun during sex. Can't imagine how overwhelming the stigma is for women - too much sex and you're a whore, not enough and you're a prude.

I just find it less time/effort consuming than dating. I mean I make enough money for a regular hooker.

S-sh-shut up

Amouranth is fucking based.
I can't find the picture, but apparently some uber-beta soi hatchling donated hundreds or even thousands to her, thinking he can get poon without knowing she was actually married. Then he figured it out and sperg raged at her. Based mega whores keeping beta's in line.

Like I said, focus on learning a long term skill that brings you fulfillment and meaning. It can be learning a new language, an instrument, craftsmanship, designing clothes from scratch, leading a local team, banding together people for a volunteer project. It’s a lot of things. But it molds you into a better person. People already in your life will notice the initiative you have for yourself. And it’ll make you actually stand out as someone who can command respect.

Fucking whores and sluts you don't really care about or don't fully feel attracted to is nice at first and once in while, but after a while you'll just feel disgusted by yourself desu (unless you're some kind of psycho incapable of feelings)

Basically, fucking sluts is fantastic in your early 20s, but somewhere down the line you grow up any realize that sex for the sake of having sex isn't really all that fun and worth all the trouble (or money) getting it, and quality sex with a quality woman is all that really matters.

tl;dr: Quality > Quantity when it comes to sex

I really, REALLY need to have sex.

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Yeah, picking up girls is mentally draining for me. Requires too much effort and time investment

Can't help but think this isn't sports related.

I did most of those things as a teen and nothing happened

Well hang on now, lets not rush to judgment quite yet

You feel no disgust at the thought of an hour before that she was likely fucking some 260lb near retiree?
Also learn what projection means you dumb fucking retard

i've always been putting off the thought of getting an escort due to that being their job, and no one likes their job. industrial sex doesn't sound too tempting for me, as when they fuck me they probs be thinking about ways to maximize their profit.

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lel that fat asian girl on the left got MOGGED hard

>sex isn't sport
now hold on a sec

Not at all lol. Do you think the girls you pick up at bars / clubs / tinder haven't fucked dozens of guys? Get a grip mate

That’s such a gem pic

I've had sex with 4 women and only 1 was actually good in bed, the rest usually just lay there uninterested waiting for you to finish.
It's a low sample size so maybe I just got unlucky with my partners, but I always felt like sex was overrated because of this.

Yeah but those are all likely guys similar to me not fat slobs in their late 50s who you share a hole with
>dozens
Get a grip

You're not exactly wrong but I began my hooker binge in my late 20s(and before than as I said had sex only once) and I can see the decline in fun myself but for me irl dating is pretty difficult considering the way I look.(let's just say it's something that won't go away even if you're /fit/).

Oh well I'll get arranged marriaged anyway. I guess I'll try out loving someone sex then.

found it

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That was the most pathetic fucking thing I've ever read. Honestly males like that should just be straight up killed. They offer nothing of value and just contribute to degeneracy.

All twitch thots are athletes

>swipe right on everything
Don't do this you retard. You swipe right more = you get rejected more. Unpopular profiles are shown to fewer people and you get offered uglier options.

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Yeah we call them "dead fishes" here. Girls who look porn and think sex is only about man fucking the shit out of a woman and woman just lying there. Fucking annoying.

KEK

donating $30 to a thot on twitch because her outfit looked good

Fuck me there is no hope for zoomers

“I donated her $30 the other day. She said I’m a sweetheart”

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If you’re posting on Yea Forums, you’re probably not at the top of the social ladder. Unless getting stepped on all over by a woman who doesn’t care about you is your thing.

Weird to me how guythink they can buy love or buy loyalty like that, especially when a woman like that already makes as much as a practicing doctor or a lawyer.

some whores literally try to make you cum as quick as possible so they get their money and keep working to get more money

>tfw virgin but addicted to porn

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4channel is where all the chads hang out

Just get your dick wet brah. If you got the money why not.

See people fuck like animals, buddy. not sure why youre obsessed with what kind of guys a girl fucks, are you a homosexual perhaps?

Unless you're very good looking yourself, the trick is to swipe right on average looking girls. The super hot ones get swiped right by EVERYONE so they can just pick who they want to match with. Spoiler alert: they're not going to choose you.
You get the most matches by swiping left a bunch of times and only swipe right on average but decent enough looking girls.

all whores do that, even the high priced ones will try to rush you and it's just uncomfortable. Some of them advertise that you can have the entire hour to cum as many times as you want but that's bullshit too, you cum once and they pretty much push you out the door

or so I hear haha

You could see the jealousy in her slant eyes.

Try no fap. Porn is going to destroy you. You’ll fail a lot, but as long as you don’t lose sight of who you want to become, you’ll be making progress. At some point you will find porn revolting and still relapse, but you’re still changing for the better.

>all of these triggered incels ITT
Don't go up shooting schools and local walmarts, guys

You’re posting some pretty shitty insults for a guy who is clearly a creepy faggot

Any tips on getting your GF into FFM threesomes with random chicks?

All the studies show health merits about fapping. Not sure if i believe in no fap. What's the harm of fapping like 4 times a week?

The true edgelords who do that shit are on 8-chan not 4channel. We're basically normalfags here

based seething incel

No fap is a meme, but porn addition isn't, it's frying your brain

I, for one, admire twitch whores for their top notch manipulation of beta males.
Imagine literally getting money just to show yourself on a camera, without even having to be nude.
Absolute based.

If I ever have sex would be some tips for my first time? I'm afraid I might get triggered at her reaction and choke a bitch to death.

At least, speaking for Norway, we have big cities that are known for/ dedicated to students and student life. Shittons of students move there for college, first time living away from their home towns, first taste of the city life etc. It's a literal sex festival at the end of summer every year. People that don't even go to university take the trip there just to partake in the first few weeks of ''welcome to university activites'' such as drinking parties, festivals and conserts (sponsored by the school).

By talking down to racists and incels, you’re making the problem worse. What they need is advice and talking to real people to save themselves from such a dangerous mindset.

I have been with more women than you and have a long time girlfriend
You’re defending yourself paying hundreds of dollars to share a hole with some dude and his retirement pension

I'd agree with you because the generals I usually post on have a lot of thotposting and stuff like that but boards like /pol/ and /o/? I don't think people there honestly have sex.

Jerking off is good for your mental health. Watching too much BBC cuck porn while jerking off is bad for your mental health.

what addiction doesn't fry your brain?

anime

that's one more reason not to lose my virginity with a hooker

It's not about fapping (which is fine and indeed beneficial), but specifically about the porn which gives you a wrong impression of what sex is that cannot be fulfilled in real life.

You can fap, but use your imagination instead of porn.

4 times is fine. If you work out and want to have some marginal gains then it's best to only masturbate once a week. Abstaining from ejaculation builds up testosterone but after a week it actually starts decreasing again.
It's hard as fuck after 3-4 days to not jack off though, I found it not worth it since I'd get erections 5 times a day after a couple of days.

How are Germans sexless while Nords are promiscuous as fuck?

anime ruined my teenage years, the day i quit watching was the day my life improved at least tenfold

we're just more honest desu

This. I'd rather make BBC cuck porn happen irl with my wife than watch it on a screen.

I watch anime with my gf and we're both normies.

It's satire right? Nobody can say this shit and not be joking:
>I've given you thousands of dollars at this point
>I had just got off work and I sent you a picture of my "bored but tired" face on Snapchat. And you said I looked cute. Obviously you know how much I like you. I was gonna fly out to TwitchCon this year... I was hoping we'd maybe get a few drinks afterwards, just you and me... see where the night takes us.

This is satire, this cannot NOT be satire.

When does it end?

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>keeping a tally
have sex

This is not satire not is something that doesn't happen often.
Twitch, not even once.

I agree. Luckily this is 4channel

>anime
>normal
Picture related

Glad you realised what you were doing wrong

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Yeah but lots of addictions dont affect normies the same way they affect others. Like with fapping. If you're normal, being addicted to masturbating doesn't really do much to you. But to an autist, quitting masturbation actually improves your life a lot.
Same with anime, I was suffering from depression a lot, which made me watch even more anime as a form of escapism. I have this theory that anime causes depression to some people because of the "perfect world" they portray, which makes you feel like shit because you can't live in that world.
In my turbo weeaboo years, I read a post from an user that quit anime and cured his depression through that and when I tried the same, it literally worked for me as well.

I'm still autistic, but at least I have sex now and look like a normie from the outside.

friendly reminder its a tranny that has a huge instagram fan base of arab men who don't know they are actually tugging it to a man

worked

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I've watched video game streams on Twitch before when I've been interested in a game. But yeah, donating money to random women who are literally making a living out of you - I can't think of many things more pathetic than that.

So you're sort of implying that you were baiting, and yet you post a picture of your paedophilic weirdo cartoons, implying that actually you are someone who watches weirdo paedophilic cartoons.

Yikes.

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>sex before marriage
literally gas everyone who has held hands with opposite before marriage
it would solve world hunger and solve degeneracy

Yea Forums is another chamber of people like that. I mean, I watch Twitch, but I mostly watch people driving trucks through american roads (because it's boring and comfy at the same time) and small time streamers doing jackbox games and racing sims. Now imagine being an actual fat virgin donating your mom's money to streamers just so they notice you.
I'd kill myself.

worked

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>being obsessed with sex
hit the gym, take a shower, and get a clue

if it don't come naturally it isn't good for you

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I literally had sex with a Tinder random last night. She came three times and squirted on my chest. fucking great. I cannot even remember her name.

Please explain to me how this is wrong and not enjoyable?

Probably true

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It didn't happen.

>paedophilic weirdo cartoons
Yikes. You realise it isn't normal for a person to watch weirdo shit like that, right?

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How old was she? And you?
I swear in my region most Tinder women these days seem to in their late 20s or even 30s and not exactly good looking

Still mad, damn.

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i am an objectively ugly, skinny, 22 year old turbomanlet, and i have had sex with a 9/10 american girl

because yank lasses will literally fuck anything with a british accent

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Nope, it's 100% real. Dudes username is shauntpetro.

>i am an objectively ugly, skinny, 22 year old turbomanlet, and i have had sex with a 9/10 american girl
>because yank lasses will literally fuck anything with a british accent

The knife helped too

me 24
her 28

she just wanted to fuck. we chatted for a day or two in advance. no strings attached. it's amazing how many late 20's women are like that.

I will admit she was a 6.5/10

Are you telling me that I can reach him and bully him on the internet, which is something other people have already done, which can help leading him to suicide?

are there seriously people that attended university/lived near a campus and DIDN'T get laid at least 2 times?

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yes, sadly

Doubt you can make him an hero, he justified all his actions through Twitter. I think he even streams now as well

30yo NEET here, fucked 14 girls. the first 2 were the hottest and friends were amazed. feel in love with the 5th one who ruined me, ever since then they've gotten, fatter/older/more deranged than the previous. Feels fucking bad man.

This happened to me. I had a lot of self esteem issues and it was a very awkward time for me.
After college I think I slept with 12 women in 2 years though

Improve how you look yourself if you want to have sex with hotter women. Or get rich.
One of those 2 desu

She cute. Where's her peepee?

i'm 24 and had 1 long term relationship that lasted 6 months, had sex with over 20 women (a lot of the time blackout drunk so can't really keep score properly) so i've had a lot less sex than most people but more partners if that makes sense, kinda sad but it is what it is

Doesn't she have an Asian bf

actively doing this already but I seem to opt for a sure thing (fat/ugly) to put my dick in because it requires the least effort instead of going for girls I'd feel proud after fucking.

6 months isn't "long term"mate