09/08/2019 - 20:00 - Liverpool v Norwich City >10/08/2019 - 15:00 - A.F.C. Bournemouth v Sheffield United 10/08/2019 - 15:00 - Burnley v Southampton >10/08/2019 - 15:00 - Crystal Palace v Everton 10/08/2019 - 15:00 - Leicester City v Wolverhampton >10/08/2019 - 15:00 - Watford v Brighton 10/08/2019 - 17:30 - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa >10/08/2019 - 12:30 - West Ham United v Manchester City 11/08/2019 - 14:00 - Newcastle United v Arsenal >11/08/2019 - 16:30 - Manchester United v Chelsea
good enough time to ask, what trainers should I get?
Joseph Myers
Only for it all to slip back to reality by the time May comes around
Christian Anderson
IT'S OVER PEP! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
>Pep Net Spend: £1B >Klopp Net Spend: £0
“High ground” is used to refer to moral superiority, and Klopp is very much implying this. By declaring “I have the high ground;” Klopp is asserting that he is winning the "right way" AND giving Pep a chance to acknowledge this and to submit. #LFC #YNWA #THISMEANSMORE
He’s only god when he has le pacy Africans off him
William Nguyen
She is fucking minging Not arsenal arsenal or Chelsea
Ian Evans
Thoughts on rimming?
Jonathan Martin
idea sounds hot but whenever I see an anus up close feel disgusted
Blake Baker
Gives me a right stiffy doing it.
Kevin Foster
anything involving the mouth and someones shitter is disgusting
getting rimmed is gay but alteast no faeces molecules on your tongue
Jaxon Baker
i think arsenal have to be favourites right? united still have loads of gaps and chelsea are surely going to be significantly worse than last season
Noah Miller
Lads. Predict the top 10 prem scorers and the number of goals scored
Landon Lee
Lad. I wouldn’t brush your teeth again if you feel that way
Jonathan Adams
usual suspects (salah, aguero, kane) will obviously be there presumably auba and rashford(?). i have no idea who chelsea's striker is going to be
Jaxon Gonzalez
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: Manchester United had more money to spend in transfer window
Alexis Sanchez is expected to stay and score goals at United, says Solskjaer
The club added just three new players this summer, with Harry Maguire, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Daniel James joining for a total of £145m.
Asked if they had the resources to further add to their squad, Solskjaer said: "There is money available when there are the right players available.
>"It is not time to change that attitude when you haven't got the correct answers from the players you wanted.
"When the transfer window closed there was a feeling of relief. I am delighted with the three that we have signed."
Solskjaer was also asked to address the concern among some United fans about the lack of spending and was eager to express trust in the players he has available.
"Of course there is always going to be fans out there wanting to sign players," he said. "That is not the feeling inside the club and not the feeling of the fans that I have met.
"The players that are here now have been shown that trust and we believe in them."
Happy to hear this. Ole saying yes there were players we wanted but they didn’t want to come for the right reasons. I am happy for united to finish outside the top 4 for another couple of seasons so long as they actually try and build something with an actual plan.
Brandon Gutierrez
Yes but the percentage of their income from that isn’t that high desu
Lincoln Richardson
Does it take you a long time to go to sleep at night because you can’t stop thinking about how much you hate united?
Nathaniel Price
Are we all ABMC now to stop them winning three in a row?
Jason Cruz
Nobody cares about City except Liverpool fans
Hunter Ortiz
>implying we care about city united maybe and thats it
Mason Perry
Now there's VAR, City won't make top 4.
BOOK IT
Brayden Ortiz
I mean yes you lot are clearly obsessed with united. But it’s Liverpool fans who keep posting gifs and shit of city failing in /trans/ threads whenever anyone shits on Liverpool
Isaac Perez
I would at this point literally bet all my internal organs on city winning the league.
Oliver Perry
bagsy your heart
Robert Long
Ok next betting tip lads. Find a lad who’s sat at the tennis and get him to tell you the score before the betting site updates. Lad won about £3000 in 30 mins
Jacob Myers
var is just going to make things 100x worse, soft pens and 50-50 handballs that were always waved off will now be called. when it comes to offside var helps, when it comes to penalties var makes things worse.
Gavin Stewart
You already have my heart bby
James Scott
Aguero 29 Rashford 25 Kane 23 Salah 23 Aubameyang 22 Pepe 19 Martial 18 Giroud 17 Vardy 17 Firmino 17
Ryder King
Oops kekles
Andrew Morgan
is pepe going to be taking pens for arse?
Julian Edwards
My guess of 19 is assuming he is on pens. Did Auba take them last year? If so I reckon Auba will continue taking them
Buying Moist Ken and Andre Gomes where really good buisness tbqh. They're so inconsistent it infuriates me
Jaxson Mitchell
i like andre gomes a lot, he's a very classy player his dribbling style is a bit kaka-cum-gerrard-ish and he was very good against us (lfc) last season
>09/08/2019 - 20:00 - Liverpool v Norwich City Why are liverpool opening the season instead of the champions?
Ryder Cooper
I remember those days when he was the eternal sub for Schwinstiger and Fellaini at Man Utd. Now all 3 are dead and no one remembers them.
Justin Gutierrez
because no one cares about city
Camden Watson
Remember when Liverpool fans were calling football radio stations saying they deserved a trophy for finishing with lots of points. This is their trophy.
Kevin Martin
>KOPITES more like COPEites amirite?
Tyler Bell
top 6 this season 1.City 2.Liverpool 3.Arsenal 4.Tottenham 5.Chelsea 6.United
Liam Bell
Because the FA hate Norwich and make their fans travel to Liverpool at night with no way back after the match. Or, the fact City have no fans an no one goes to their games or watches them on tv.
Parker Murphy
we just won the biggest trophy in club football you meff
>Alexis Sanchez is the only current Manchester United player to ever score 15 goals in a league season. Then comes Paul Pogba (13 in 2018/19) and Juan Mata (12 in 2012/13).
with /trans/ anything can still happen football have results
Robert Hill
Haha. Good one
Ryder Jenkins
>caring about footy during the cricket season How low-class are you people?
Jacob Thompson
Why would FA/refs even favour City? If anything they'd want Liverpool to win
Jeremiah Sanchez
Cope just a little bit harder. It might really help your mental health
Gavin Davis
Nobody would ever favour city
Josiah Wood
who's gonna be man u's top scorer you reckon? rashford? over/under 19.5 in the league?
Tyler Myers
>Englands best cricket player is Irish
Hmmm.
Jack Watson
LGTSS /epl/
>premier league winner
>fa cup winner
>league cup winner
>relegated
>promoted to /epl/
>top scorer
>most assists
>most red cards (player)
>PFA player of the year
>PFA young player of the year
Leo Myers
if rashford learns how to score from one on ones i can see him scoring at least seven goals this season
Josiah Carter
Probably Rashford Would guess 17/18 goals. I think him and Martial will get similar numbers
Adrian Kelly
>premier league winner leicester city >fa cup winner leicester city >league cup winner don't care >relegated burnley, bournemouth, west ham >promoted to /epl/ don't care >top scorer vardy >most assists albrighton >most red cards (player) vardy >PFA player of the year vardy >PFA young player of the year barnes
David Sanders
reckon the Everton manager will be the first sacked
Charles Campbell
eddie howe when bournemouth sit dead last at christmas with 4 points
Landon Campbell
>premier league winner City(any other choice is delusion/bait) >fa cup winner Tottenham >league cup winner Liverpool >relegated Newcastle, Palace, Brighton >promoted to /epl/ Leeds, Huddersfield, WBA >top scorer Aguero/Kane/Aubameyang >most assists B.Silva/Firmino/Lo Celso >most red cards (player) Luiz >PFA player of the year KdB >PFA young player of the year McTominay
Jacob James
>ireland's best bowler is english Sounds good to me t. LE2
Lucas Brown
>thinking the first sacking will take until Christmas
Noah Long
I'd reckon Ole won't manage manu next season. Question is does he get sacked before or after christmas?
Julian Diaz
Would Rashford qualify for young player? If so, he will win it
Brandon Edwards
>>premier league winner man city >>fa cup winner spurs >>league cup winner man city >>relegated burnley, shitcastle, shef u >>promoted to /epl/ don't do non-league, so my input would be meaningless >>top scorer salah >>most assists sterling >>most red cards (player) ? >>PFA player of the year salah >>PFA young player of the year foden
Elijah Adams
reckon it'll take more than scoring 8 goals for united to take home the young player award desu
Christopher Evans
Scored 10 last year spending more than half the season out of position under the most defensive Moureen tactics ever. He will get at least 15 unless he gets injured/Greenwood explodes and takes his place in the starting 11
Ryan Gonzalez
i think you underestimate the english bias inherent to the young player award
Ian Hernandez
there's gotta be some player with like 6 prem seasons under his belt who will win young player its what always happens
Emery's Sevilla played with right footed lb and left footed rb.
Isaiah Adams
I'm a chips and gravy man myself.
David Sanders
Premier League Champion >City FA Cup >Spurs League Cup >City Relegation Fodder >Burnley Newcastle Sheffield United Promoted >Leeds Brentford Cardiff Top Scorer >Kane Most Assists >Grealish Most Red Cards >Mings PFA Player of the Year >Kane PFA Young Player of the Year >Dont know enough up and comers to make a guess at this in full honesty
Adam Moore
s-stop saying Spurs will win the FA Cup we never win
Owen Rivera
Kek
Elijah Rivera
well there's only three even semi-decent teams in the league and spurs are one of them liverpool deliberately sabotage themselves in the cup and saying city are going to win all three domestics again is boring
so the pressure is on
Kayden Rogers
ndombele is world class and we'll win the league lad *dabs*
If I were Poch I'd throw everything into the FA and League cup. Even if it meant finishing out of the top 4 at least get a trophy so you dont seem like eternal chokers
Samuel Sullivan
Who will win this mini league?
Everton Leicester Wolves West Ham
Can any of them crack the top 6?
Colton Gonzalez
what about watford?
Ryder Davis
>West Ham is this a joke?
Camden Ortiz
how the fuck am I supposed to tell which one's which
I know for a fact Adrian is a better GK than Mignolet and this is objectively true
Mason Nguyen
Wolves Everton Leicester
West Ham
none of them will crack Top 6
Michael Brooks
Don't bury Yarmolenko. He's class.
Hudson Kelly
>pebbles
Thomas White
What happens when they win the premier league? Will they creat a separate column for it or will they just add to the existing league titles column
Jace Reyes
Ya'll are sleeping on West Ham. They finished level on points with Leicester last season. That was after a terrible start where they lost 6 of the first 9 and had bad luck with injuries through the season. Now they have a settled manager and an improved squad. They are in that group with Wolves and Everton. Watch out for them
Daniel Rodriguez
They can tattoo it on the first flying pig
Thomas Miller
we will never know
Jaxon Bell
Maguire-Stones is an abysmal centre back pairing
Bentley Evans
really? a fucking general? man, fuck this board is turning more into reddie as the day passes.
Nathaniel Lopez
Would you rather 10 threads of >how do you think this club will do this season?
Jeremiah Hill
It's always been a general, usually lasts about a month though. Agree with the rest though
btw if anyone is going to bet on Liverpool winning the league (lol) you can bet on the top 2 being Liv/City and get better odds. no chance City finish lower than 2nd
Charles Long
what about 10 threads about ronaldo vs messi those are so good!
you seem to know a lot about reddit how about you go back there you fucking tourist
Julian Perez
>if you don't like it go to fucking plebbit. except reddit has dedicated sections for each team where rival fans never interact. Very much the opposite of this general
Jose Powell
What's the go to site for streams this season? Everything kind of fell apart last year.
Andrew Bell
>20 threads with 20 replies each >YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
Can't play Foden until he's actually playing club football. Prime positions for Henderson and Alli if Rice can hold it down at DM. Gomez and Maguire can murder cunts while both being better with the ball than Stones. It would be good if Stones could play DM but I think he failed at that last season
think he means which fans are seething most by which he means which fans should cope more by which he means which fans should have sex by which he means which fans should dilate
Noah Jones
>Leroy Sane could be out for "six or seven months" with an ACL injury oof
Ethan Cook
he'll magically get a diagnosis update on the 4th of september chaning it to only 3 months out
Blake Williams
>voting Liverpool because you dont like them they're delusional but hardly angry the last few months. They won the CL and think they're the best in the world
Alexander James
People are voting Liverpool because it’s very clear they’re the most angry/mad most of the time
Juan Howard
they're seething anyway
Kevin Walker
Arse and Man U fans are constantly seething at their own clubs. Liverpool fans dont even see their mong behaviour as anger.
Joshua Lee
>please, i want order >i want organization >disorder triggers me! >one thread for one sport
if you agree with any of these, you are a fucking pussy, and worse a plebbitor.
Isaac Gray
is it fair to say Spurs have the nicest and least angry fans in the top 6?
Jayden Carter
probably man city because they have about 5 fans, there are a lot of spurs fans who are absolute cunts
Adam Hill
are there any spurs fans on Yea Forums apart from christmas tree lad
Caleb Diaz
haha THIS! Yea Forums is the wild west of the internet bros
>Brentford fan based. Used to live there and went to some games when they were lower league. How they gonna do this season?
Chase Stewart
I think we can all safely say the ABHTFC brigade are the most seething of all
Cooper Hill
I get an irish liverpool fan seething at me whenever I mention ffp and city lol
Levi Myers
"Then he turned away from us, and I saw it.
Number 66.
ALEXANDER-ARNOLD across the back.
He was wearing my kit.
Right. Like at this point I had played at Anfield. I had been a Liverpool player for 12 years. I’d met Gerrard. I’d done a lot of things that I’d wanted to do.
But seeing that lad in my kit … I’m not sure how to explain what it meant to me.
>HTFC >lost their first game >in trouble for a retard publicity stunt not seething just laughing
Oliver Richardson
Hopeful for the season. Championship is a free for all though. If things go well then we might sneak automatic promotion but would need others to fuck up. I am fairly confident we’ll get a playoff place
Joshua Foster
Same column, it's the exact same thing, just with a different name because Sky asked for it
Tyler Morales
Why hasn’t De Gea’s contract extension been announced yet? The Sun told me he’d sign as soon as he landed back in Manchester?
He wanted to go home to Spain, he's depressed and fed up of saving ManU for the last 5 seasons. But no one wanted to pay him his current wage, let alone what he wants now. So he's running it down.
Most of the players at Utd don't even mix with each other outside footy, the negritoes do, which caused the rift in the dressing room playing French hiphop before matches and generally just being stereotypical lazy negritoes in training.
Doesn't help either that >Carrick is the head coach but can't even motivate the lad who leaves out the cones and bibs for training. The players generally ignore him.
So yeah, Utd are fucked. They've spent 600m on 40 players since Fergie retired and are actually getting worse each passing season.
John Russell
>all the whites on one table >mutts on the other
Jose Sanders
Case in point.
Colton Lewis
just found out the PL has its own YT channel now. and you?
Lincoln Gonzalez
I only posted all that to bait your reply. ;)
Brandon Harris
If only the fool hadn't signed that extension back then he would have been a free agent by now.
Aiden Evans
Does Tottenham have the squad to finish top 2 this year? They've bought some interesting prospects this season.
Camden Garcia
i think they'll still be a ways behind liverpool
Dominic Jackson
>I-I-I did it on purpose to bait you senpai!
Xavier Richardson
People don’t actually think Liverpool will match what they did last season, right?
City are still above the rest and will win again. Liverpool/spurs/Utd/Everton will fight for the next few places with arse and chelsea left to fight for Europe league spots
Alexander Cook
What about city? How much does sane's injury change?
He was always valuable with him blitzing tired defenders after he was subbed on.
Caleb Anderson
The only ones who think city wont win are seething scousers
Joseph Wilson
>People don’t actually think Liverpool will match what they did last season, right? Beat Barca 4-0 in the CL again? Well, only if they meet them.
Carson Carter
i don't see how liverpool are going to be that much worse than last season, they've got basically the same squad even if they're 10 points worse they're still 10 points better than everyone else
i'd be surprised if city don't get close to 100 points again
Hunter Lewis
Net spend trophy champions 40 years in a row. You'll never win at all.
I am a passive Utd fan, but I have little interest in this shitshow club outside of the actual match day.
Just happens when you get old and cynical.
It'll happen to you!
Jaxon Brown
I think he was talking about the premier league mate. But I can understand why you wouldn’t get that seeing as Liverpool have 0
Jaxson Bell
They won’t be terrible obviously, they’re a decent team. But they only lost 1 game all season. It was a fluke season and fair play to them for it. But it won’t happen again.
Noah Watson
OH NO NO NOOOOOO LIVERPOOO BTFO AGAIN
Parker Hill
mark goldbridge is live lads
Daniel Evans
oh good, please do post a running commentary in /epl/ for those of us who can't watch along
Aaron Evans
BOSS
I’m going to play in Italy this season, but I need you to cover 2/3’rs of my wages in order to support my family.
Yeah must be so humiliating earning £400k per week
Jaxon Nelson
wouldn’t be surprised if we find out that sterling is a poof, after he retires
Blake Garcia
>thought
Owen Martinez
massive chebs
Andrew Foster
fought*
William Fisher
Good lad
Levi Russell
small peepee energy radiating from this pic
Nathaniel Hill
Only povvos think money is everything in life
Julian Thompson
The horse is city and the dog is Liverpool?
Henry Bell
no the dog is liverpool and the horse is liverpool's past glories man city are rolling around in shit somewhere
Blake Foster
>Spanish commenting on poverty Being in poverty in the UK would be upper middle class in espana
Cooper Miller
Didn’t the U.K. economy just recede? Lmao
I’m in the north of Spain, Basque Country, and we enjoy the best living standards of Spain. Almost certainly better than whatever povvo chav council estate you live in
Cameron Hernandez
Shit being PL titles?
Kayden Robinson
i think in this analogy it would be more fitting to say that the shit would be the oil money
Jaxon Morgan
Kek I’m from Orpington but currently live in Pimlico in Central London.
Pretty sure my living standards would shit on your farmer community.
That’s not what those anons are debating but pretty sure they average Brit is a lot richer than the average Spaniard
Joseph Baker
depends in what context infrastructure wise? no weather wise? yes
Gavin Roberts
I’m in a modern, high quality city by the coast surrounded by mountains, hot women, lovely beaches, amazing food, strong economy and superior weather.
London is a paki infested shithole mate.
Grayson Price
interesting philosophical discussion that whether oil or banking (or whatever the fuck henry/werner made their money doing) is more harmful for "society"
Jack Perez
>infrastructure wise? no you ever driven on a spanish road lad? like floating on a cloud potholes deeper than citeh's pockets over here
Mason Green
it's just hypocritical when people say that city are buying their success when everybody else is doing exactly the same thing just using other means kikes hate it because they hate muslims with a passion
Gavin Scott
I mean I’m not debating that most of Spain is poor and shitty.
But I’m not in in that part. Basque country is basically a separate country.
Zachary Roberts
>Basque country is basically a separate country basques have no balls for that
Gabriel Nguyen
if you're referring to the motorways yes but a lot of rural roads are still dirt roads and roads in towns are still full of potholes and in disrepair our motorways are pretty well maintained as well
Nolan Hernandez
Fekir right in the pussy
Brody Cruz
could say the same thing about any country to be fair
this
Ethan Lopez
Basque is another country Kek it’s still a shit hole
John Russell
zoomer tier
Alexander Kelly
spain was still a third world country in the 1970s before the great british tourism boom if you go into any random inland town that isn't directly affected by tourism it's a shithole
James Sanchez
We have the balls to build a successful nation though unlike the rest of you (unless you’re in Madrid or Catalonia)
Liam Scott
well i like spain
Grayson Myers
96wne
James Jones
Doesn't matter
Every country apart from Germany is going to look like Eastern Europe within a couple of decades anyway, except we'll have more blacks and pakis i.e. worse
Caleb Johnson
t. has no knowledge of the Basque Country
Julian Cooper
>apart from Germany >which is already half east European
Colton White
germany takes in more blacks and pakis that anybody in europe
Easton Richardson
>West Ham have signed Switzerland international striker Albian Ajeti Hmm yes, sounds very Swiss
Austin Hernandez
Swiss people literally dont exist
Justin Brown
Doesn't matter, they have the healthiest economy of all European countries by far. But yes they will have shitty ghettos
Mason Sanchez
what about philipp degen?
Blake Campbell
because they are propped up by the EU once the EU comes crashing down germany will be in pieces along with france
Blake Lopez
What's the point of Norwich City?
Joshua Ross
for me it's sepp blatter
Juan James
britain? doesn't exist. only wales, england, scotland and NI exist
Jacob Morales
>because they are propped up by the EU cope
LESS BE AVIN YOUUUUUUUUUU
Alexander Brown
German
Daniel Rodriguez
give liverpool 6 points every season
Landon Turner
To beat Liverpool tonight and burst the bubble
Hudson Thomas
stephane henchoz?
Aiden Williams
the EU is run by germany and france they suck the resources out of the rest of europe and pump them into germany and france it's always worked like that
Owen Scott
They will still be in a vastly superior position. They've been siphoning off the wealth and that won't last them long I guess. Britain, France will be Brazil-tier without the guns
Fuck off
Ayden Rodriguez
My parents literally have a house in San Sebastian, the town is ok but 90% of the rural land around it is fucking donkey cart shit hole territory
Michael Wood
>rural land is rural
Please sir give us some more insights
Jaxson Lewis
To derail Klopp
Gavin Jenkins
all of spain outside of big cities/tourist areas is like that there are still places with no electricity
Samuel Flores
>Britain, France will be Brazil-tier without the guns kek no it wont. America isnt even Brazil tier and that's WITH guns
Luis Jackson
3rd world mate In 1st world nations like UK/Germany/Canada etc even our rural communities have enormous amounts of technology and industry built into them. Not just Pedro and his mule manually ploughing corn
Jack Flores
You’re talking out of your bum though because it’s not like that
Luke Baker
who's going to be sacked first do you reckon? surely ogs
Oliver Phillips
>who's going to be sacked first do you reckon? me for wanking in the toilets
Noah Barnes
America will be a war zone considering the past week or so. It'll be like the Middle-East and you already have black gangs causing mayhem in inner-cities anyway. America will be worse than Brazil
Nicholas Mitchell
nah it's always one of the managers in the bottom 3 who goes first probably whoever is bottom so probably chris wilder or daniel farke
Ryder King
>false equivalency
William Gray
i have to agree with pedro here i've been to loads of places in spain and they've all been nice and modern and prosperous the only thing i could say is that there are more german cars in britain but then we have bigger roads and towns better suited to big cars
>considering the past week or so dont think incels are going to start a civil war
Aaron Lopez
i think so
Henry Bailey
One of the relegation fodder teams. OGS will be given until Feb at the earliest because until then unless utd are literally in the relegation places it’s still technically possible to get 4th
Justin Johnson
En tu culo, hombre
Jace Garcia
look I went to a random town in the west of spain that hasn't been affected by tourism and put the marker on a random street and it looks like it hasn't changed in over 100 years
>Everton Everton will be the first big club of this era to bankrupt itself and cause the inevitable crash of the transfer market
Jeremiah Barnes
Then no you haven’t
Jordan Nguyen
Come on lads we've got some crumbling wrecks of towns.
Gabriel Mitchell
looks pretty comfy desu
Tyler Foster
Why would you want to change that? Those villas look banging
Christopher James
That’s charm
Angel Watson
doesn't mean it isn't a run down shithole
Nathaniel Diaz
It's not the incels I'm talking about, the reaction of the left has been downright psychotic. Everyone has their scapegoats and each incident like this just ramps up the hatred for every political group's scapegoat. No one has the ability to think critically and there's only going to be more violence
Andrew Ramirez
This
So many grim places in the U.K.
Eli Rogers
see
Christopher Butler
it's ok m8 the sane and intelligent right wing is going to ban video games it's gonna be fine
Eli Lewis
Lads. We all know the important question is who is dominating I the football? Spain or England (It’s england)
Austin Scott
What do you exactly want to do with a town of 1000 inhabitants next to Portugal? What should it look like according to your gentrified tastes?
Lads, we have a Yea Forumserb Owl team under /trans/ Do we update it, or just auto it? Because at the moment, our memes are pretty stale and we need to update it. Or not update it. We also have no manager since ESK bailed like the sóyboy cuck he is.
costal towns are shit because of the weather therefore nobody visits them simple economics really
Ryder Morgan
This is a troll right?
Nathaniel Ortiz
shan't be getting involved with this particular brand of autism
Henry Martinez
I mean it's actually because it became so cheap to visit places like Spain on holiday
Adam Smith
what you talking about? look at the infrastructure compared to the spanish village
Jaxson King
>not wanting to show /trans/uperiority to the world Get out. We were runners up last time.
Wyatt Young
and after reviewing the player names, i won't be putting my name anywhere near such an abl team
Nolan Thompson
well no, if you want to go to the beach you need it to be sunny if britain was 30 degrees and sunny every day during summer then it would be much cheaper to just drive to your local beach
Xavier Lee
What’s the deal here? The team with the best meme names wins? Or do you actually play games of PES because I would rate myself as a pretty good player and I’m willing
Dominic James
I'm glad at least one of you doesn't want to come here. Fuck off, British immigrants.
Gabriel Moore
I would unironically rather take a flight than be stuck in traffic on a hot day trying to get to the coast
Eli Sanchez
your country would still be third world without us pedro show some gratitude you non-white fuck
Samuel Brown
my company has a timeshare in moraira so me and the lads go there most years and get rat-arsed in benidorm
Jacob Thomas
>Scatalands moaning about British council estates >forgetting they exist because the proper housing was bombed to buggery in WW2 and cheap, affordable and stacked housing was need to replace the Victorian era town houses Sometimes I wonder if Spain has an education or even a modicum of thought process.
Nah the game is automated. The original was boards, of which Yea Forums has won some cups and been involved in cheating. This is the general version of it. So you make meme names for the players, some of them have customised models, give goalhorns etc etc. You then decide on how to set the team up, number of golds etc (selection choices). You then watch the game play out and people watch it. The manager sets the tactics, formations and does substitutions and shit.
Why would we go to Spain when Gibraltar is right next door?
Joshua Butler
because gibraltar is a shithole and spain is nice
Hunter Nelson
Nothing wrong with british immigrants, they are boomers looking for no trouble
Andrew Johnson
again, spain is only "nice" in the areas where tourists have made it nice with their money
Wyatt Wood
>infrastructure Are you autistic? Where’s the culture? Where’s the flair? Where’s the romance? Where’s art? I’d rather live in a quant Spanish village with a couple of fields hidden in a valley growing my veg and a couple of animals grazing, than that unsightly hell hole, who needs a Waitrose packed with dying old rich people when you can have fresh tomatoes?
Joseph Roberts
>gibraltar is a shithole Wasn't when I went there but OK mate.
William Moore
why do you care so much about this shit?
Jack Morales
because I'm looking at things economically not some made up bullshit like "flair"
>Where’s the culture? Where’s the flair? Where’s the romance? Where’s art? gay
Cooper Robinson
>BoJo has scrapped immigrant cap >May hardlined about it Based BoJo! He's the British Trump! He'll show those Cont-ee-nen-tools! I can't wait for Ngubu-Garcia-Pierre to come here as an ''''Engineer'''' and ''''Scientist''''! Based BoJo! Saving this country one plan at a time!
Nolan Hall
just don't like people speaking about things they know nothing about like they have any sort of knowledge or authority
Joseph Reed
you don't have authority on me holding the opinion that spain is nicer than britain tory line of thinking
Mate, by law, UK households MUST be allowed an allotment if they want one. If you're too fucking lazy to grow veg in an allotment (this is being used as an example because you're very obviously living in some scummy shithole rat infested rental with no garden so you can't do it yourself). Stop believing memes. You're the kind of nonce who believes quaint Paris is this land of art and lovers with amazing food and shit. Not the hellhole of shanty towns that it is.
If you think what you mentioned doesn't exist in UK you're dumber than I thought but you're obviously shitposting because you said Gibraltar is shit and Spain isn't when the only difference between the two is one speaks English more.
just looking at things unbiasedly britain is objectively more economically prosperous than spain and money from british tourists has helped to regenerate post civil war spain and make it into a first world country
Grayson Howard
there's actually two (or more?) separate people in this thread who think your conclusions are ridiculous
Kayden Hill
yes, but where’s the nearest Greggs?
John Hernandez
>starts rambling about allotments for some reason interesting post
Joshua Miller
>be me >be rich >live in what used to be a private road until we publicised it to have the council do all the work for us >have massive house >massive garden >peace and quiet >have woodpeckers and deer coming into my garden Couldn't IMAGINE living in a city lads tbqhwy.
Mason Foster
phwoar imagine spain as it is now, but there's a greggs on every high street paradise
Carter Powell
See >valley growing my veg and a couple of animals grazing >when you can have fresh tomatoes He obviously valued 'farming' to be a big thing in his life and I'm saying you can do that in any household in the UK, even if you have no garden. Stop samefagging.
Daniel Cox
tfw I discovered a really good way to pop a finger but now have to wait hours to do it again
Carson James
not to be rude or anything but i cant think of a more depressing place to live in europe than the uk
just go to any area like benidorm with a large amount of british tourists every other restaurant is a british "pub" serving british style food
David Russell
i can't say i know much about allotments, but i'm pretty sure people are always moaning about how the waiting lists are like tens of thousands long where i live
Grayson Ortiz
Only issue is needing a car to get into town and the fact not many people wanna spunk £1m+ on a house.
Adam Kelly
literally all of industrialised eastern europe for a start
Jackson Jones
probably because you've never visited and all you've seen are the stereotypical inner city scenes of run down council houses and pakis you've never looked at the lake district or peak district
Hudson Morgan
/EPL/ - Rural infrastructure
Carter Lopez
doesn't everyone in norway have depression in winter from the lack of daylight lol
Asher Stewart
/epl/ - greggs and potholes
Noah Perry
Not liking /brit/ite lads, I'm backing out. Have fun.
Luke Rodriguez
/epl/ I like it when people hangout football brings us together
Camden Morales
no grew up in the uk and been back on holiday a couple of times yeah wouldnt want that either desu
Cooper Harris
I used to live in a rural area with a big garden and I got bugs in the house all the time. Extremely annoying trying to shoo enormous centipedes and dragonflies out of the house all the time.
Isaac Turner
Looking forward to unironically winning the league this year
Based on personal experience. Any major city, especially 'tourist' cities (Vienna, Venice, Paris, Madrid, Rome), Eastern Europe and Scandinavia. The latter only if you hate the lack of sun. You have a choice in Scandinavia, middle of nowhere, or major European city but worst. Can't think of any major city in Europe worse than Stockholm. Norway is alright.
Hudson Cooper
how is Yea Forums going to react when liverpool win the league and everton win the cup? badly i expect
don't know but glad that we will never ever have to find out
Zachary Jenkins
Aye but I'm not fully rural, just in a 'rich' part of town so it's not too far away and while it has insects and shit, thankfully nothing too bad. We also have Red Kites which drive me insane with their screeching and there's fuck all I can do about it.
Austin Lewis
at least when neverton fans say it we know it’s just banter whereas when Liverpool fans say it it’s actual delusion
Elijah Reyes
london. dad worked for bp yes its my favorite country
yeah no wonder then london does not represent the rest of england at all it's a fucking third world shithole
Easton Foster
Cute :3
James Hernandez
NO I WASN'T YOU FUCK FUCK YOU
Joseph Evans
>Why are liverpool opening the season instead of the champions?
Because nobody gives a shit about City. You either open with Liverpool or United, and Liverpool won the CL so they make more sense.
TV stations care about ratings, and nobody cares enough about City to justify them being on more than necessary
Charles Cruz
>london Opinion discarded. Let me guess, you didn't go to the Paris shanty towns but to some quaint North or Southern France village? Christ. Like going to Washington DC or Detroit and thinking ALL of USA is like that.
>nobody gives a shit about city good, we'll just keep under the radar how we like it and keep winning the league season after season and make the scousers seethe
Adrian Gomez
Guns have a chance of killing someone. Abortions guarantee a murder.
Colton King
City winning the title doesn't mean anything to anybody mate.
They're just always the lesser of 2 evils, an oil club winning in front of a half empty ground, meh
Liam Jenkins
Who will be the first manager to get a red card?
Parker Smith
london is actually the only part of the uk that is enjoyable
Connor Bennett
stop kidding yourself liverpool are so desperate to win the premier league they would sacrifice steven gerrard at the altar of satan if it guaranteed them winning it
Cameron King
Pep when he notices the camera is on him and runs across to a young opposition player to start gesturing at them about how to improve
Lincoln Butler
hmmm yes it's certainly the liverpool fans doing the seething over city's irrelevance
Daily reminder you murder millions of cells a day simply by breathing and existing. Daily reminder you murder millions of cells drinking booze or eating meat. Daily reminder you murder billions of cells masturbating.
Cameron Wilson
reminder that there is a spoopy skellington inside of you right now!
>doesn't understand the difference between a gamete and a zygote lol retard
Evan Bailey
I can literally sense the seethe coming from you you got the third highest points tally of PL history and you still couldn't win the league it's eating you up inside you hate city with every element of your being
not without replacing maguire their back up CBs are pretty shit
Ryder Hill
The only relevance City has to scousers is that they're in the way. It's not like their rivalry with United or Chelsea or Everton. If Liverpool were guaranteed 7th place, they wouldn't care about beating City. If Liverpool were guaranteed 7th place, they'd still try to fuck United as badly as they possivly could, just because it's United. Nobody carse about City at all.
Ryan Jackson
Believe what you want mate, i'm sad we lost the league, not sad we lost it to City.
No matter what City win, it won't force anybody to care about them
Robert Nelson
bit like maguire then
Cooper Foster
Which meme team edition shall we do for /epl/. Or shall we just stick with /HTFC/?
Juan Carter
Actually, technically, everything that makes you you is contained within your brain. Your brain is in your skull. There isn't a spoopy skellington inside of you. You're trapped inside a spoopy skellington right now.
Jace Cook
No mate, no, I'm not talking about shit like skin cells, I'm talking about bacteria that lives inside you. If your argument is that sperm (gamete) is also not 'alive' and thus does not count as a life, then, got news for you fella... neither is a zygote. If you cared so much about life, you'd kill yourself or inject yourself with fungus and viruses. You'd help propagate life then. Your mere existence is murdering life. Which is what you're arguing.
David Morgan
lmao you would smelt that CL trophy down and reform it into a PL trophy if you could you're that desperate you know that as long as pep is at city you will never win a PL and by the time he leaves you will be shit again
Camden Diaz
Everything City win is ultimately empty. Everybody cared about Liverpool not winning the league, City were just a means to an end. The whole league knows they're not a proper club, and kinda just accepts them because they can screw over clubs we hate
Cameron Parker
Obviously Norwich since we're cheering them on
Kevin Foster
But according to /trans/ Maguire was their 4th best CB last season! How can this opinion have changed so much???!
Luis Hernandez
you do realise that you sound really desperate right? this is the ultimate seething cope for scousers are you going to say that the PL trophy isn't a real trophy next
Justin Mitchell
He wasnt but I am. EVERTON COULD REALISTICALLY WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE 2019/2020 SEASON. Screenshot this.
Thomas Brown
Notice how everything you're saying is about Liverpool wanting to win the league, NOT about any kind of rivalry with City.
As I said, I don't really care about City as a club at all, there's no rivalry there. Pic related sums it up better than I can
>CELL BASED ORGANISMS ARE LIFE! NO TO ABORTION >But you're full of bacteria which lives and dies depending on how well you take care of it, you're murdering life due to your unhealthy lifestyle >N-N-NO THAT'S NOT THE SAME REEE REEE REEEEEE
HOLY MOLY LADS. ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTE COPE FROM THE SCOUSERS >w-w-we don’t care if city win the league! >w-w-we’re not mad that we have 0PL honest!
Brayden Garcia
I honestly couldn't give a shit about a rivalry the simple matter of fact is that pep will keep winning the league and it's only a matter of time before he wins the CL liverpool haven't straightened at all this summer and will most likely win fuck all
Caleb Howard
>His attempt to defend his retarded views are "You're right, I don't understand the difference between a gamete and a zygote" followed up with a direct display of how little he understands the discussion This is amazing. What is it with pro-abortion mongs that makes them all so clearly retarded? Did mummy drop you or something?
I care about human life. Not the vague concept of life itself, you mongoloid.
Christian Garcia
I’m not surprised we sent our prisoners over there
Kayden Lopez
Why do anti-abortion people not dedicate the same level of abuse and vitriol towards fertility clinics that destroy far more fertilised eggs than any abortion numbers will ever reach?
It's almost as if it's about controlling women's bodies, not muh sanctity of life.....
Evan Sullivan
liverpool FC - always second best
Jackson Garcia
>I honestly couldn't give a shit Yeah, your very angry and immediate responses demonstrate that clearly.
Parker White
kek NO ONE cares about City
Matthew Collins
Football is based on rivalries. Winning ultimately means nothing if nobody cares.
City don't have any actual rivals, and it's kinda sad to see their fans try to artificially create them now
are you blind? I just simply said that city would win the league and about 4-5 scousers immediately jumped on spluttering their seething copes
Robert Richardson
>it's about controlling women's bodies Imagine having a brain that is so utterly mush. Men DID control women's bodies. They wilfully gave that up, remember?
Clearly that was a mistake though, given that women and their orbiters (you) are so utterly braindead.
