LA Chargers @ Cardinals gamethread

murray is a rg3 waiting to happen except he's even smaller so he might actually lose a leg

Are these chargers unis new?

Really hope the defense is giving 0 effort, otherwise this is a bad sign.

just here to laugh at murray

classic chargers moment

Oh no. His first snap is going to be in the endzone. Hold me bros.

Only when they're home. They switched to powder blue now for home games

wew lad

Chargers in mid season form

This it’s like I’m watching a playoff game

Wishin you had gordon rn

here we go bois
who /nervous/ here

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I'm from Oklahoma and my only worry is Kliff being the coach.

Where are all the doubters now?

Never seen him take a real hit. He might die.

Is Murray vs Jones the next decade of QB duels?

Are the yellow face masks new? I didn’t see any charger games last year.

Can't wait to watch Kyler play guys!

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I watched him all year for OU. He's good at avoiding big hits and will slide. I doubt he runs any in pre season.

Wait why the hell is DJ playing? #1 runningbacks SHOULD NOT play in the preseason.

Why do they have Johnson out there?!?!?!?

is sp ever right about anything?

Why isn’t he under center. What are they hiding. hmmmmmm.

Fuck so many carries by DJ, this is dangerous get him outta here!

Oh shit the Cardinals might be elite

SP is mostly about saying the dumbest shit possible for yous. That or 90% are retards.

>Murray listed as 5'10"
Was he wearing high heels when measured?

why is ricky williams on my screen

Murray has a nasty long ball as well.

Kyler confirmed bust, nothing to see here.

>playing shotgun all game
what's the matter kingsbury

Damn it, and I tought Wilson and Brees were manlets for NFL standards,.

Fuck bros, were going to the superbowl!!

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Murray currently not a bust

murray bust

At least he threw himself on the floor, knows he might die on any tackle/sack

his arms are too short to tap the center's nuts, leave him alone

Did you ever watch him coach at Texas Tech? He was like 2-32 versus top 25 teams. He always ran this type of offense. Plus the ARI line is shit.

I'll be mighty upset if DJ gets injured because the millenial soiboi version of Chip Kelly decided to play him on the preseason
Also kinda hyped for this 0-16 season

>leans down under center
>bumps his facemask on centers ass

chargers should trade for zeke

I swear you niggers are worse than Boomers that only watch ESPN and read Bleacher. Fucking no nothing mouth breathers that repeat what you hear on the The Herd. Fucking faggots should kys unironcilly.

Shekeler is fine, all chargers RBs just have their fumble rate tripled for no reason

angry shitposting is kind of like divorce

Is Taylor elite or is the cards defense shit?

murray confriemed bust

Taylor is probably unironically a top 5 backup, but cards defense is also shit

Without Chandler Jones is utter shit, else is just plain mediocre.
I'd say there are like 10 players worth shit on the whole roster (this doesn't include the 3'7" meme QB) the others are just different shades of mediocrity

have you ever farted so much aND badly that you had to open your winsdow

based tyrod vick

Cards confirmed 4-12 this year

For realz for a second guys. What do they do with him. Get him in the weight room and bulk him up? Or is it inevitable for him to be hobbling around like shazier after Khalil Mack or JJ Watt get a clean hit on him.

as if we didn't already know that

Fly him out to hong kong for some of those shin extensions, then get him on /fit/ so they can help him bulk

Which are those 4 wins? I see maybe a W vs the Ravens because they have the worst QB in the league but that's it

Big if true

>worst QB in the league
source?

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The other 31 QBs are capable of throwing the ball while not having almost 2 fumbles per game

>tfw no more fleet anime gorls
It hurts.

Check em

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better to have loved and lost

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>4 wins
So are there going to be 4 team busses that crash this year?

Wtf even is this Sgt. Slaughter sounding motherfucker calling this game.

>False start on the quarterback
The memiest team in the nfl

Kek my boomer father is sperging out every time he talks

Are cardinals cheerleaders just ASU whores who've evolved, or are they drawn from a different pool?

>not being a basononian
Gonna be a yikes from me my brother

>interview with thomas davis
>quick cut to a chargers wr tripping on his own feet and dropping the pass

Is Fitzgerald gonna kill himself?

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Rivers has a lot of kids

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he really really likes that specific woman

>prosthetic leg
>superpower

>that blonde kid
>only 2 boys

Isn’t it illegal to have that many white children in California?

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
also jesus christ so many flags

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They're really scraping the bottom of that uterus.

>4 FOULS ON THE RECEIVING TEAM

Only in NorCal. SoCal has a shortage of whites. Rivers is doing the Lord's work.

cuck^6

Who's got a live stream?

a rivers superbowl all but guarantees another kid is on the way

Those two brothers are living the dream

But could I at least make the argument that Kyler Murray is like divorce? Divorce is short. Divorce is UN-COM-FORTABLE. Divorce is noisy. Kyler Murray is like a divorce. He doesn't SEEM like divorce. Wowwww he can throw the long ball. He can run. He's flashy. He's fun. But he is WORK. And Divorce is WORK. Oh she may look fun, but it's WORK.

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his daughter went to south africa. colin was seething for weeks

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OMG 6.3 YPA Kyler Murray is the GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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damn that nigga slippy

Really hope Murray fails, I live in AZ and everybody is sucking his cock 1000% it's really really annoying.

whtas it like being retarded

I really hate this announcer.

Spot on user.

concrete enemas

is anyoneone here

>muh diversity
jesus who the fuck cares

Ded

I'm here

OH NO NO NO

Damn, bitches fly halfway around the globe for BBC. Wh*toids gonna be extinct in a decade.

BASED STICK

Not as annoying as the vindictive jews hoping for him to fail out of spite.

>mfw rivers suits up and wins the game

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Nice

Yeh the Cards will win a few games, they won't be last this year.