Europa League pre-pre-pre-preliminary round: >thursday, 8th of August Torino 5 - 0 Soligorsk (2 Belotti, 15 Izzo; 63' Belotti; 72' De Silvestri; 76 Bonifazi)
/calciomercato/ news: Torino may have thrashed Shakhtyor Soligorsk 5-0 in the Europa League, but Walter Mazzarri insists ‘we can’t even bear to think about Wolves right now' >Mario Balotelli is reportedly in the process of signing for Brazilian club Flamengo, earning €15m until December 2021 Romelu Lukaku says he is ‘really happy’ to have finally joined Inter from Manchester United >Leeds United refused to meet Inter’s €6m asking price for striker Facundo Colidio, while defender Ryan Nolan rejected a move Patrick Cutrone made a winning start for Wolverhampton Wanderers, debuting in a 4-0 win against Pyunik in the Europa League >Bayern Munich are in advanced talks to bring Inter winger Ivan Perisic back to the Bundesliga Atalanta are close to signing former Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel on a free transfer >Sampdoria have officially sold Belgium midfielder Dennis Praet to Leicester City for a fee of around €20m Alessio Cragno looks to have avoided a serious shoulder injury after Cagliari confirmed the goalkeeper only suffered bruising >Bologna midfielder Erick Pulgar is on the verge of finalising a €10m transfer to Fiorentina Juventus have announced that Napoli fans who live in Campania or are born in the region will not be able to buy tickets for their August 31 clash >Wolverhampton Wanderers reportedly failed in a deadline-day double swoop for Juventus defender Daniele Rugani and Milan midfielder Franck Kessie Romelu Lukaku says ‘Inter were the only club I wanted’ as his agent thanked the Nerazzurri for being a third time lucky >Genoa have officially signed Colombian midfielder Kevin Agudelo from Atletico Huila for a reported €2.5m Nicolo Zaniolo has apologised for not owning up to a handball that earned Roma a 2-2 draw with Athletic Bilbao on Wednesday
Laser removed 5 moles. No nothing stands in the way of shaving my body hair.
Nicholas Robinson
Doesn't shaving make thing worse? Since you already lazering yourself, you might as well undergo hair removal treatment.
Jason Butler
>hair removal treatment that's very gay though
Nathan Mitchell
but very permanent
Ayden Howard
Is shaving your balls really such a big problem for /seriea/?
Leo Jackson
Not me tho. t. experience in ball shaving for 12 years.
Cooper Perry
>Juventus have announced that Napoli fans who live in Campania or are born in the region will not be able to buy tickets for their August 31 clash when will this senseless racism end
Robert Rodriguez
But why Campania? Sarri was from there?
Sebastian Davis
Naples is in Campania Sarri was born in Naples, although he's tuscan iirc
Brandon Foster
>Pellegrini to Cagliari on loan So it's going to be A.Sandro/De Sciglio - Cuadrado/Danilo on the flanks. I'm not entirely convinced desu
honestly he needs to move, Juve are completely shoving him under the rug and he isn't ever gonna get back in form by coming off the bench
Hunter Cooper
This is what will happen, Dybala for Icardi
Colton Harris
Can Marotta really land a straight Dybala x Icardi swap? If he can exchange a player for another one worth double he is officially the thousand-eyed God Emperor of mercato
Brayden Diaz
Considering the issues with the image rights Marotta should force Juve to pay 20 million and Dybala for Icardi
Henry Hughes
I don't see any other solution to the impasse Italian transfers are in right now.
Luis Allen
This is the only solution
Charles Ward
Is Conte finally happy now?
Andrew Myers
After he gets Dybala and Dzeko
Asher Sanders
Tv sketches>Tre uomini e una gamba>Chiedimi se sono felice>Tu la conosci Claudia?>La leggenda di Al John e Jack>Cosí é la vita>Didn't see the rest
Juve-Napoli is an heated game and to avoid clashes they have been banning people lving in Napoli from the game for years, thr problem is that loads of people born in Napoli move to Torino to work so the game were full of Napoli supporters anyway so they decided to ban anyone born in Campania (wich is still going to be useless btw since it's full of second generation Napoletani)
The thing is that usually it's the police that issues these "range bans" in heated games. Has there ever been a case of a club directly refusing to sell tickets to people coming from certain region?
Kayden Jenkins
so do napoli ban turin natives ?
Hudson Green
icardi is going to sue inter and get out for free good for him hes leaving this shitshow of a club fuck marotta
Noah Walker
sue inter for what ?
Jayden Allen
Based. This decree screws up football fans and not even ultras. They're pushing to replace the atmosphere with cardboard fans.
Yeah I think it's unheard of. It's usually the prefecture or the national observatory on sport events giving the ban to people living in a region, not BORN in it; which inevitably ends up with Napoli still having fans in the stadium because they're fucking everywhere. Meanwhile Napoli plays almost every home big match without opposing fans. So i get the change but Juventus taking this decision it's kind of outrageous and maybe unconstitutional but it's not like anyone will do anything about it. I actually expect other clubs to follow suit.
Easton Flores
mobbing
Landon Williams
Dybala to Inter in the next three days
Luke Baker
yeah you are right i didn't think about it that way, now that i think about it it's unheard of
Luis Richardson
it would be useless, there are more juventini in napoli that in torino
Aaron Jenkins
>there are more juventini in napoli that in torino lmao, and why is that ?
Carter Stewart
Juve is the most bandwagoned club in the country and since the south barely has any good teams tons of Terroni bandwagons them
Leo Myers
Already a Roma's player basically
Carter Bailey
He will go to Juve for Dybala
Dylan Rodriguez
Implying Marotta isn't setting up a free transfer to jewentus
Jackson Thompson
Keep seething
Joseph Gray
Ngubu is going to score more goals than Tsu and Inter will win the Scudetto.
Meme magic also said that he will end de Ligt's career
Ryan Phillips
Costed 80 euros for everything. You don't feel anything besides the anesthesia shots (so I did get stabbed with a needle 5 times).
Dominic Ward
If it happens who can stop >us literally?
Christian Hernandez
Manchester United have offered Alexis Sanchez to Roma on loan and would be prepared to pay most of his salary, claim Italian reports.
According to Tele Radio Stereo, the Red Devils are so eager to be rid of the Chile international that they’re willing to split the wage bill with Roma.
It’s not an inconsiderable sum, as Sanchez is said to be on £350,000 per week at Old Trafford, which with bonuses and image rights takes him up to £500,000 per week.
That’s £24m per year, or approximately €26m a season.
Naturally, Roma would not take him for that figure, which is why Manchester United are ready to pay over half the salary for the 2019-20 campaign.
Sanchez is now 30 years old, but first shot to fame in Serie A with Udinese from 2008 to 2011, when he earned a €26m transfer to Barcelona.
Arsenal followed and he joined Manchester United in January 2018 for €34m, but has flopped badly with only two goals and four assists in 27 competitive appearances last season.
Aaron Howard
CAPO
Liam Garcia
>now sign here for the NDA to keep the video’s of you fucking my wife private
would make for great memes + unilaterally roma getting fucked
Blake Cook
>implying Jj can lose Even if you actually fielded a better team than them they can just dust off the ol' reliable referees phonebook. There are litterally 0 chances that Agnelli even allows any competition to take place before the 10th consecutive scudetto. Believing otherwise is fooling yourselves
WHO THE FUCK IS DAKONAM PETRACHI AND BALDINI YOU ABSOLUTE FRAUDS JUST BUY PEZZELLA.
Asher Jenkins
I corti>anplagghed>tel chi el telun>potevo rimanere offeso>the rest
Juan Bailey
They are going to buy him aren't they? I want Alderweireld and Pezzella so bad
Nicholas Perez
rugani please
Jackson Nguyen
Perishit rumoured loan and option to buy 30 million to buyern. Psg is in dybala rumours. Will happen if nerman leaves i think.
Eli Williams
Dybala wants Inter after Marotta convinced him
Sebastian Martin
Who knows. It's like they fell from the fucking clouds and went like "oh no they took Manolas away from us. Who can we ever buy now?" like they didnt plan to sell him for two years. Watch them get Lovren so we can keep him in Villa Stuart for 90% of the season. Same with Dzeko. They were trying to sell him since January 2018 and now they're like uhhh either piggy, mariano diaz or that other fat fuck of ben yedder... Or maybe we can waste time trying to convince Wanda she can be an actual model here. Now they're shilling Antonucci because why get a replacement for El Sharaawy when you can pretend the manager absolutely loves this completely mediocre In the mean time Pau Lopez has been spotty at best, Diawara keeps losing possession, Mancini can only score and maybe he should be the striker because he can't defend for shit. Veretout is nowhere to be seen and Spinazzola is the only decent signing but he'll have to play on the right because god forbid they get a decent rb for once. At least Monchi was an actual jew and got money for the players he sold. This guy cant sell shit and will just send nzonzi, Schick and friends on loan so they can come back next season and be someone else's problem. Yes i am seething.
Chase Smith
>t. Leonardo De Fregna
Owen Evans
If >we can't buy Correa, can >we swap Depay and Suso? Suso was linked with Lyon
Depay should be an upgrade compared to Samu as SS and it's better to get rid of Suso before his cotract expires. Milan is obviously isn't gonna pay him 6 millions a year
That still looks bad, the donkey should be lifted off the lower edge of the logo and the stars should be alligned at an equal distance from the upper edge
Sebastian Diaz
i like it
Angel Scott
Looks like a salame brand desu
Chase Hernandez
id buy it
John Hughes
Marotta in berserk mode
Landon Jackson
Atalanta bought Skrtel, a new CB so they can bench Gym City
Jordan Wood
>Roma are looking to Ligue 1 with reports Robin Olsen will join Montpellier on loan with option to buy, while Steven Nzonzi is open to Lyon
>pezzella instead of alderweireld >mariano diaz instead of higgy >sanchez instead of anything else roma transfer window just went from "may be surprisingly good" to "another fucking mediocre season"
Robert Thompson
Fantastic memes though
Hunter Stewart
>pl begins TODAY holy fucking shit I haven't even gone on holiday yet and they're already over wtf
Thomas Perry
When will Juve offload Icardi after Wanda fucks it up again
Liam Turner
>he believes in the sanchez meme You forgot Olsen 2 instead of Olsen btw
Jace Murphy
I really hope they sign some striker I'm not even expecting because these names are ridiculous
Levi King
>"Señor Marotta? They agreed to the swap." >"Well done, Piero. Operation "Prodigal Son" will proceed as planned. Tell Wanda to pack a light luggage." >"As you command, my lord." >*click*
And here you can observe the plastic customer thorugh his yearly process of choosing a new team. An unexpected contender boasts its shiny new assets, and the current leader looks threatened; and so the customer migrates, attracted by the novelty and the prospect of a juicy underdog victory. The circle of plastic continues.
Anthony Peterson
holy shit I love lukaku now
Christopher Adams
>mariano diaz instead of higgy He's an improvement over piggy thohe's still shit. >Sanchez Where did this shit even came from? It's so blatantly fake >Roma customers aside The only ones who thought it was good were jj customers with their love boner for piggy who actually believe he can be resurrected
Jeremiah Young
>Adriano will never give you words of praise and encouragement through an Instagram DM
Austin Roberts
È MEGLIO 'NA SQUADRA ADDO' STONG SOLO IJ 'NA SQUADRA ADDO' STONG SOLO IJ CA 'NA LOTA COME HIGUAIN
Evan Jones
>bought all SPAL players + Kevin Lasagna for my fanta. How fucked am I?
Camden Walker
>resident in campania but the majority of their supporters are there
This transfers boggles my mind, from CL semifinal to relegation battling and the club doesn't even pay well, wht the fuck did he do it why did Ajax ask so little? I can't believe there's wasn't anyone else interested in him for the price, i don't believe he would pick Genoa over any other team too tho, wtf.
Elijah Reed
Forgot to get him for my Fanta, thanks for the reminder
Christian Johnson
>H-he made an Instagram post, h-he's coming!!
Juan Young
Schöne actually has a three digit IQ and knows that enjoying football in Genoa with comfy evening serie A games is peak kino
>big guy thanks to his amazing dutch genes >has a cute girlfriend >young but already rated by many >gets to eat in the best Turinese restaurants thanks to his teammate Piggy
Fuck what up? There's nothing good about Sanchez lol
Jayden Clark
>not having giganigga in your team already
Jacob Baker
>Lukaku speaks six languages There are actually people on this board, in this very thread, who can only speak a single language.
Kevin Peterson
What is /ourboy/ Dybala doing there?
Wyatt Russell
And their flags? UK and USA
Ryan Harris
>tfw slowly picking up italian phrases here and there thanks to /seriea/
Thomas Reyes
>Riomma in absolute shambles >Lazio not any better than last year >Mazzarri's wet catenaccio dream Torino >#wearesorich Casteddu >Sassuolo reinforced by Ciccio Caputo >Solid Genoa one unlocked Pinamonti away from greatness >Bologna remote controlled by Sinisa >not to mention Fiorentina, the Tendina-Bobby E-Karamoh power trio and lil Quail trying to carry a Samp in ruins Who's ready for the GOAT EL run?
Genoa is going to pull a Piatek with Pina, collapsing to relegation places afterward
Asher Lewis
Dubs and Inter signs Messi next season.
Aiden Wright
As an Interista I think #wearesopoor Milan is fairly solid. If Piontek doesn't bomb completely and Jack gets back in decent form they can compete for 4th place again, then who knows.
Dominic Kelly
Depends on what Napoli and Atalanta do and if they decide to >focus on the league or not.
Andrew Myers
I don't know fra he maybe good for /seriea/ and el but he better not touch Pellegrini's 7
Brody Butler
Not to mention one of Milan, Atalanta and full grisi mode Inter
Carter Martin
user, I don't see Atalanta going much further than last season's 69 points. They have more depth and a Zapata unlocked from day 1 now, but have a CL to compete in and key players like Papu and Masiello will be one year older.
Ian Sullivan
h-he's still coming guys?!! right? and btw what kind of cucked club takes a player's number during loan and doesn't returns it to him when he comes back
>you so delusional you think they're better off than Roma and Lazio? >ended up ahead of them last year >only got better while the other 2 got worse or staied the same
Based shadow captain and locker room man bringing the new guy into the fold Is there a scientific law that ties red and blue clubs with kino?
Connor Russell
>mfw end up recreating 2016 Pescara by buying Gravillin, Lapadula and Brugman for Fanta If Verratti didn't play in a worthless league I'd have bought Immobile too
Parker Harris
Anyone want to go to Capua? Want to stop by SCIROCCO
Tyler Campbell
Dubs have spoken
Joshua Clark
>Kyrgyzstan qt on rai1
Connor Reyes
Which one is better for the next Scirea? The knee injury or this
Too much, de ligt and the lads need to be around to seethe at Inter winning the title
*signs for Atletico*
Christopher Cooper
Can someone here explian why you'd bring a fat fuck like Lukaku to a country with the best food in the world? Seems like a bad strategy to me.
Asher Brooks
Such is the fate of generals
Zachary Evans
>*signs for Atletico* If that didn’t end with >us signing king cuck id be all for it Peak /weakmind/ vs simeone would be gold
Dominic Wood
>inter >bad strategy Pick 2
Jacob Russell
>Parma interested in
>Kessie not with the 24 players for Milans game tomorrow
>Milan sign 17 year old to primavera from Lyon youth
>Leonardo in fresh talks with dollar. PSG would offer 50 million euro in exchange for donnarumma if the sale of Neymar should happen
Logan Sanchez
Parma interested in Laxalt*
Isaac Lewis
>Leonardo in fresh talks with dollar Didn't Milan already loan Plizzari to Livorno? If dollar is out than even worse dollar is >our second goalie? Jesus
Brody Johnson
>Kessie not with the 24 players for Milans game tomorrow he trained like 4 days with the squad, Duarte isn't as well for exemple
William Anderson
they'll neve pay his wages imo
Leo Martin
Scrivici qualche frase
Jaxon Sullivan
time to change this 50 times before the deadline
With the recent story about him stopping Wanda from competing in dancing with the stars due to jealousy, I'm starting to worry about his ability to mentally recover and start playing his best football again. Wonder if he's starting to blame/resent her for his current situation.
>getting the three GKs from different teams when will you guys ever learn that it's a very bad move
Nicholas Bell
>He rates Suso and Sanchez
Whats wrong with you? Alexis stopped caring about football in Arsenal. He ran 1/10th of what the other Arsenal players did in matches. You'd be better off getting Boriello out of retirement and re-signing him.
It's ok if they are all starters and all in decent teams so you can out the one playing against the shittiest opponent at home, doing like that guy is not going to work. It doesn't really work well in this type of fanta in general because all starters are costy but IRL you can get them for 1
Evan Morales
I like your team, its really well rounded. Out of curiousity, do you know anyone from Saint Louis in the states? Ive been trying to figure out why it has so mamy Bosnian immigrants.
Dominic Morales
>why Generally, unless for some reason you're planning on getting three GK starters for your team like said, it's okay. But if you're planning on getting only one starter and two cheap bench warmers, it's better to get them from the same team as the starter. In your case you have Gabriel as your second who's a starter at Lecce, but it would've been a better choice to get Padelli who's cheaper and who's playing for Inter just like Handa, meaning that there are less chances of him conceding goals than Gabriel.
Christopher Wright
who is the guy with the cute butt on the right
Owen Garcia
Dybala
Dylan Miller
>According to Sky, Juventus’ inability to find an adequate replacement for Paulo Dybala may lead them to keeping him & also handing him a new contract, the Argentine striker is keen to prove himself to both Sarri & the club.
This sounds likely until >& also handing him a new contract What the fuck did he do to deserve a new contract
Jordan Reyes
Thanks, did you make one? >do you know anyone from Saint Louis in the states No, St. Louis is mostly Muslim Bosniaks, which I am not. I imagine those are for the most part people who fled the war, no idea why they chose that exact city.
That makes no sense to me, how can someone like Padelli who isn't even playing be a better choice than Gabriel who can potentially get a clean sheet? I guess I'll read the rules to see how players get points in this fanta.
Based
Dominic Torres
FOOTY IS BACK
>inb4 it's just epl I just miss having footy-filled weekends
Padelli has many more chances of getting a clean sheet than Gabriel, considering that the latter plays for Lecce. Plus, you'd use your second GK only when the starter is either injured of unavailable for reasons.
Hudson Bailey
Oh, neato, thanks for the insight!
Aaron Ward
Oh shoot, i meant to mention. Yes, i have a team, my team is The Hill AC
John Campbell
but you did it for a >mexican
Ryan Kelly
2nd best Emma
Justin Jones
>Mighty Cagliari losing already against fucking Catania
Time to redo my rose
Cooper Perez
>also handing him a new contract Paratici is on crack and/or schizofrenic Look on the bright side user, no icardi
>Padelli has many more chances of getting a clean sheet than Gabriel How can you get a clean sheet if you aren't playing? Inb4 you're meming Can I make subs during the gameweek? Say Handanovic concedes 6 goals on saturday and I want to sub in Gabriel who's playing on sunday.
Nathan Gonzalez
>Birkenstocks Your waifu a shit
Easton Torres
Not my waifu, just my best Emma
Justin Price
>Paratici is on crack and/or schizofrenic Lack of /cocomordan/ is driving him insane I think >Look on the bright side user, no icardi I sure hope so, there's still plenty of time for things to change but you just gotta believe it >How can you get a clean sheet if you aren't playing? Inb4 you're meming Again >you'd use your second GK only when the starter is either injured of unavailable for reasons. And Padelli would be much more reliable than Gabriel would ever be. >Can I make subs during the gameweek? Don't really think so.
>>you'd use your second GK only when the starter is either injured of unavailable for reasons I get your point but how often was Handa unavailable during these past several seasons? Lecce will probably concede a ton so I'll consider replacing Gabriel, especially if mid-round subs aren't a thing.
Nathan Gutierrez
Watching Premier league I realized how much I miss football just start the damn league already
Samuel Reyes
I misread Maran as Miriam I spend too much time on this general ffs
Connor Gutierrez
its weekend fra, go out, find yourself a nice francesca and have sex
Dominic Cook
Not that guy but once you decide your starting 11 you can't change it during the game day, if you have Handa there won't ever be a GameDay where you'd rather start Gabriel since Handa still has more chance to make more points against Juve than Gabriel against Verona. At this point it's better to save the 5 or so credits and buy Padelli for 1 in the remote case Handa doesn't play. Gk points are calculated by vote/10 for they game and minus one point every goal conceded and plus 3 for penalty saved, clean sheet usually don't add points but I think it's an option we can add
Dominic Sullivan
I have a gf but she's working right now
Jaxson Baker
>Gk points are calculated by vote/10 for they game How does that voting thing work?
>you can't change it during the game day Oh I see, then I'll definitely go with Padelli, thanks.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Alright /seriea/ its time to ask us the question. Who's gonna be the flop?
>Godin already ded >Lukaku is lukaku >Conde and 10 euros resturants
Asher Johnson
>literally 0 (zero) rumours another summer that Milan can't convince a decent player to join them
Dylan Clark
>How does that voting thing work? Journalists rate a player at the end of the game 5 being a bad games 6 decent 7 good 8 great etc just like you see in the newspapers the day after the games (you Can actually see the vote live now tho) Another thing to keep in mind is that if a player you fielded doesn't play he gets subbed automatically with the first in your bench in his role(up to 3 subs), in this format it is very important to be sure to field 11 players even if some are bad since it's better to have a 5 or even 4 than a 0 if you don't have useful subs, so be sure to have some sure starters even if they are shit
Brandon Lopez
What 1v1? It's just sum of the points
Bentley Thompson
I think it's the podium as of now, we won't have the 1vs1
Sebastian Barnes
None, but they will fail the first half of the season because there is no cohesion, media and tifosi will blame Conte and he will lose his patience and his hair, rage quitting mid season and crashing inter with no survivors.
Your real crisi inter year.
Luke Fisher
need to sell Silva/Suso before buying Correa I saw some reports today that Boban just came back from Zagreb maybe Olmo?
Ethan Harris
>and he will lose his patience and his hair Pancrazio is eternal tho
Jose Anderson
cringe
David Campbell
Godin and Lazarro
Jose Collins
Oh okay, I still didn't figure out how it all works. Also it's not letting me go to the mercato session, it just sends me back to the main page
Lucas Gutierrez
Oh cool, so it's like a base grade which gets spiced up with points from goals/assists. >Another thing to keep in mind is that if a player you fielded doesn't play he gets subbed automatically with the first in your bench in his role(up to 3 subs) I think epl fanta had a similar mechanism. Thanks for the advice fras
Colton Peterson
if you're talking about lukaku's right then that antonio conte. cute indeed
Xavier Gonzalez
literally all the emma's are ugly
Blake Peterson
>Lazaro starting over d'ambrosio you underestimate the real puppet master
Brayden Price
For the fantacomfy
Do you have to complete the team or you can leave some players spot for the Transfermarket ending session?
Lucas Cox
You have to complete the team before the window closes, until then you can do whatever the fuck you want
Xavier Nelson
>all of my loser friends are making it while I remain a useless lonely neet >I'm such a piece of shit that instead of being happy for them I'm just green with envy Is there a cure fras
Alexander Collins
Start taking more care of yourself frà the rest might come by itself
Camden Hall
Lift weights.
Isaiah Bell
>even the guy 10 times more loser than me in high school is making it
Getting a job unironically boosts your self-worth a fuck ton if it's kind of a shitty one.
Samuel Moore
Why don't we make a mega sistemone for superenalotto, /seriea/? There are 86 IPs in this thread, it'll increase our chances and it would be almost 2.5 million each
Sure user. Just send me the money I'll take care of it
Hudson James
The lottery, it's the highest in the world right now
Josiah Hill
Superenalotto was the one with the capoluoghi, right? One time I got the exact numbers but I put them on Rome and they popped out on Genoa, that was a trauma
Jayden Russell
work and invest in the stock market, in Europe and the USA. If you work and still live with your parents at least you should be able to invest much of the little money you make
Joshua Richardson
No that's Lotto and I hate it for that specific reason, Superenalotto is the classic 6 numbers plus 2 optionals
Julian Morales
Reminder to love and respect your gf /seriea/, cuz if you don't somebody else will
Caldara has pretty poor comptiton when he actully gets fit he might become a starter, i don't know how many games Bastoni will play
Jose Morgan
What about Conti? Who's ahead for Giampaolo?
Ayden Rogers
I'm pretty sure Calabria i ahead right now, Conti needs to learn how to fucking defend
Brody Martinez
he'll start working on that when he's finished learning how to breathe without shredding his ACLs to pieces
Oliver Allen
Calabria for now Conti might be a decent pickup if Milan get rid of some of their useless fullbacks, Conti played at lb in friendly matches and looked decent
Jeremiah Morris
I have friends, went out with them tonight I have cool roommates, just sat with them eating pizza
But why do I still feel alone?
Colton Kelly
You have friends you do stuff with but you are not very close, you have to open up witht them
Josiah Adams
>But why do I still feel alone?
Solutions: >Find a couple of friends who can be trusted with your life >Get married
Nobody would give a single fuck about it anymore if it wasn't some great ammo to point out how shit Pallotta is. But that was the case after like one week.
Jason Reed
underrated
Nolan Murphy
>ha haaaaa we don't even care Not him but get a grip of yourself fra
>get a grip of yourself By seething over something that happened in 2013? I'm not saying we didnt care back then, but it's surprisingly easy to forget about Lazio achievements if you dont have the rare super fan between your friends/coworkers. I'm pretty sure they dont care about last year's coppa by how pissed they are at Lotito. If i think back at the figure de merda™ some embarrassing CL performances piss me off way more, but at this point we're worse than banter era Inter, just look at the mild reaction that followed Fiorentina Roma.
Using those 5% Italian boost after that walk in the middle of New York.
Aaron Clark
Ivan Perisic did not travel to Spain with the Inter squad for the exhibition match againstt Valencia. Loan move to Bayern seems very close
Nathaniel Phillips
Another great selling by Beppe 'Occhio di Lince' Marotta: loan for a year until Bayern will be able to buy Sané and then back to Inter. Money gained? Zero
Grayson Sanchez
Dybala is close to Inter then
Cooper Morales
Explain how the two things are related
Christian Walker
hes just some neet posting dybala to inter every hour for replies
Lucas Hughes
How likely is Dybala to Inter actually?
John Roberts
There literally isnt a single hint of truth and even the articles talking about all state so. But you would need to get past the title and obviously people dont do that.
Ian Johnson
How likely is milenkovic savic to inter actually?
Noah Anderson
0%. Dybala will remain in Juve and Inter will be stuck with Poocardi & Sharmota duo
Ayden Adams
Esposito la
Xavier Turner
>tfw sitting at work doing nothing for 2 more hours before leaving shit sucks bros
Cooper Edwards
Should I fall for the D'Ambrosio pill? The dude is going to play a lot like always, isn't he?
Aiden Ross
Of course
Levi Martin
Absolutely, Godin won't handle the whole season and he's probably higher in pecking order than Ranocchia
Jose Wilson
>He hasn't already fallen for the Italian Sergio Ramos
Recent Cragno's injury made me panic and I ended up changing everything. Knowing that you won't be able to change it until January makes it stressful to decide
>He's one spit away from sitting out 5 games and losing the starting spot To whom? Bernard Heskey? >Our new right back Johnny Square? Costa is our best player right after Tsu, I don't think Sarri is dumb enough to leave him on the bench
Connor Jenkins
Tsu isn't your best player, he's just a roided up Icardi (without Mauro's technical ability) at this point of his career. Costa could be more important than Tsu if he gets game time and plays his best, as his prime self has the ability to disrupt opposition like not many others (prime Robben comes to mind). Then again, expecting him to be that good after two seasons of bench and injuries is a bit much.
James Reyes
Higuain and CR7 partnership looking good in the friendly game against Novara lads
Matthew Ward
>he's just a roided up Icardi (without Mauro's technical ability) What technical ability?
Oliver Cook
Remember that one back-heeled goal?
Leo Brooks
He's the only player able to tame the cocomordan
Jaxson Fisher
>implying the cocomordan didn't tame him
Nolan Barnes
>What technical ability The one which makes him very good with the ball at his feet? He is also an underrated passer. Please buy
Angel Martinez
unironically the best for our possibilities right now
You speak like Ronaldo isn't even able to controll the ball, while he actually likes to receive it on the wing and even if he's not good at dribbling like he thinks he is anymore, he's good at sprinting and keeping possession
Jackson Robinson
>Tsu isn't your best player, he's just a roided up Icardi (without Mauro's technical ability) Not falling for your tricks this time, Wanda
>he's good at sprinting Yes >and keeping possession Lmao no, any sort of contact from a defender and he's down on the ground. I also can't remember the last time he managed to go past his defender with a dribble. Liking to receive the ball on the wing and cutting inside to pass the ball back to Pjanic isn't really impressive ball control. All he has in his game is running off the ball, headers and an occasional blooter, perks which come as a result of his excellent physical preparation.
Meanwhile Icardi is maybe not as pacy/physical as Ronaldo but he has a natural instinct to play as a striker. He can shield the ball well and withstand a challenge, play a layoff to a midfielder/winger, and has a softer touch than Tsu which helps him pull off an occasional dribble.
I'm telling the truth man, just hand over Dybala + 20 mil. and see for yourself
David Gonzalez
>I'm telling the truth man, just hand over Dybala + 20 mil. and see for yourself Why would you want a shitter like Dybala for a player currently better than Ronaldo? It doesn't make sense
Elijah Powell
will albo poster be attending the friendly in Kosovo?
Is Marotta paying shills to try and increase Icardi’s transfervalue?
Henry Lee
Him in the fron middle
Mason Smith
>Why would you want a shitter like Dybala for a player currently better than Ronaldo? I never said he's better than Ronaldo. And he doesn't want to play for Inter anymore so might as well get what >we can for him. I was even so nice to suggest a swap for a player that your team doesn't want anymore, but straight 80 million is fine as well I guess.
James Ortiz
Haha no that would be so weird don't ve absurd friend
David Jenkins
Fantasize about the flavor
Julian Hernandez
>And he doesn't want to play for Inter anymore kek what, he actually wants to. It's just that neither the board and Conte want him anymore
Christian Murphy
the one 2m away from the empty goal?
Brandon Foster
>The one which makes him very good with the ball at his feet? i don't think i've ever seen him dribble past anyone ever
Jackson Bell
>pure >likes to eat >scored for Inter Why would I hate him
Andrew Morgan
the one in the middle is literally grug lmao
Oliver Ross
I'm 99% sure that's ((him)), maybe just a bit younger than I imagined
Gavin Taylor
Nah, he looks way too excited for Milan
John Cox
Epstein apparantly commited actual """""suicide""""" just now
Robert Morris
this, he's probably at home seething about Calabria
>he actually wants to Nah that's just a front his lawyer made him put out to have a chance in a potential lawsuit. Neither him nor the team want to be together anymore
There were a couple of times I saw him do it, not really something he was required/able to do often in Spaletti's "pass to winger and hope for the best" system. His technical ability mostly comes down to his first touch and his finishing.
Wow, guess Bill Clinton wasn't a pedo after all, huh?
How convenient for all those people involved that he killed himself just before the plea deal where he would give all those famous and powerful people up for severely reduced sentence.
No idea. I blame Le Coq for this shit. Its a shit jersey that they half assed. I mean hell, they literally just copy and pasted it for their UBER EATS team.
Owen Young
Can't wait for another season of Calabria vs Conti rants
Sebastian Sanders
>Conti needs to learn how to fucking defend Say that to Calabria first. At least Conti is decently fast. Calabria is slower than my dead grandma and he's a weak short manlet.
I'm honestly willing to experiment with Krunic at RB over playing Calabria. At least Krunic is strong so he won't be bullied like Calabria does on a regular basis.
David Murphy
Rumour is Keita Balde to la Viola
Nolan Morgan
No I will not. Prices were bullshit so fuck that shit.
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm actually good looking.
People who say this are usually ones who speak French, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish which are all Latin vulgarities and extremely similar. Spaniards and Italians can communicate in their native languages with no prior knowledge of the other's. Besides, the only relevant language is English.
Liam Collins
You cannot be Chad if you get raped by niggers like Calabria did vs Bayern.
Kayden Phillips
Is RB the most rare position? Such a huge lack of decent RB’s it’s insane
Oliver Morales
Hey believe what you want mate.
Evan Evans
Do you shave your whole body?
Adrian Garcia
Before it seemed like there was a lack of good LB's so I dunno.
Nicholas Campbell
>SOON (tm) I honestly need to make room for him in fanta now. Its really rather exciting to be fielding the Viola now. Theres a lot of hope to be had
Camden Torres
>This is yoir brain on American Public Education
Liam Watson
>Asking about another man's body What are you, gay? *sees flag* Oh wait...
David Robinson
he was excellent against Bayern what are you talking about, against Man U he was pretty bad but Coman and the other leaf got past him maybe once in that game
Michael Taylor
Do you at least shave your private area?
Aaron Butler
/seriea/ is all about sharing
Cameron Harris
This desu, it's essential for summer time. Especially when the humidity is 60+% and it's 33C at the least
Nicholas Miller
>he was excellent against Bayern Somebody didn't watch the game He got straight up abused by Alaba and Coman all match long
And against Man U he was at fault for both goals.
Zachary Morris
>Somebody didn't watch the game yeah, you. He was great he was in 1vs1 costantly and didn't lose a single duel, he had indeed a bad game vs Manure but still better than Conti.
If he's a muslim it's essential within 40 days, also armpits
Zachary Richardson
>He was great he was in 1vs1 costantly and didn't lose a single duel He got outpaced almost every single time.
>youtube videos Thank you for confirming that you didn't watch the game.
David Allen
>being this insecure yikes
Dylan Collins
Imagine being insecure about your masculinity lmao
Carson Young
>He got outpaced almost every single time. literally false, you can see in the video him stopping them multiple times >Thank you for confirming that you didn't watch the game. i did watch the game retard, i'm just showing you he didn't get abused
Jaxon Ramirez
What does inter need now to seriously be title contenders?
Sebastian Watson
I cant determine if youre being facetious or not. Maybe im just being slow...
Bentley Bennett
refball
Luke Turner
Dybala
Tyler Wright
>A time limit has been prescribed for us for clipping the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking hair under the armpits, shaving the pubes, that it should not be neglected far more than forty nights. From Sahih Muslim
All this yet nothing about shaving your beard? Arabs really are subhumans.
Landon Scott
Telecom
Brody Miller
You mean Muhammad the prophet included shaving your pubic area in Muslim religion? That's pretty based desu, fuck Christianity
Landon Gomez
A few cherrypicked moments doesn't mean he had a good performance. He got beaten and mogged many times.
Even Conti was better vs Bayern when he came on for Hernandez despite him playing at LB(btw I would prefer him over RR there for the time being because RR is a complete disaster).
Jack James
Huh, thats nifty, i had no idea. Really dont blame them though.
>Hello pot, my name is kettle
Jacob Collins
No Icardi-Wanda drama at winter time.
Kevin Williams
~15 new players while offloading king cuck,perishit and lukeku
Parker Fisher
Burger please.
John Scott
a top class Second striker and midfielder, also a good left wingback, and a bench not consisting of Ranocchia and Gagliardini
Adrian Powell
>He got beaten and mogged many times. post one then, there must be video evidence of all this dribbles e suffered somewhere Conti was mediocre at best when coming on stop being biased
Gavin Anderson
another Calciopoli
Jordan Price
So dybala and milenkovic savic although definetly not getting both in onr window And i don't know who for the wing back
Wyatt Hernandez
Lukaku will be useful under Conte. He will play like he plays for Belgium. He'll bully small teams but he will be shit in big games. But in a league system such a player is useful to have.
Christian Turner
>Bunker please He did mention cleaning your facial hair btw.
>He doesnt know about the Crusader and the shaven ass joke Its all good banter fun la
Jacob Hughes
>although definetly not getting both in onr window or even either of them
Camden Johnson
Watch the match. There were many times where Calabria just stood by and let one of his opponents get by him without the ball. There were many times where he got beaten in the air too.
His positioning and interception skills are just really bad. Many times he'll defend way too narrowly instead of staying on his lane thus giving a freeway to the opposition's wingers.
He's also too slow in switching to the defensive phase if he is in an offensive position. Similar to Abate but even slower...which is unbelievable.
There is a reason most teams attack his side more.
Charles Butler
>He'll bully small teams but he will be shit in big games. Thats where Dzeko and Laurtaro enter the scene.
Logan Martinez
Hirving Lozano apparently has struck a deal to move to NaBoli. 42mil
Jose Taylor
>He did mention cleaning your facial hair btw. Read again burger He only mentions the moustache but never says anything about shaving your beard.
Oliver King
We can dream ok
Mason Jones
Dzeko is too old. Lautaro is more of a dribbly-drobbly manlet like Dybala.
Benjamin Rivera
Isn't that a bad thing though? It shows that he's a weakminded faggot who can't resist the temptation of some whore, ruining his football career >inb4 he'll recover and return stronger than ever It'll be Adriano all over again
Gabriel Anderson
Post proof like i did or stop with your fanfiction please
Brandon Ramirez
Dzeko can't score for shit and Lautaro is a choker
Connor Flores
Most practicing Muslims that I know of usually keep their beards well kempt. However i am unsure about this situation, as i know it does vary.
Josiah Walker
He scored the winning goal against Napoli and Milan, "big games" apparently. If he was that much of a "choker" he already would have been kicked off to the Premier League midtable just like Cutrone and Kean.
Julian Diaz
>Milan is a big team This is my favourite may may
Xavier Bennett
Against Milan it was a penalty doesn't really count And i don't rate Cutrone but he actually scored against big teams more than Lautaro (who i rate, but is a choker, for now at least)
Cameron Phillips
How many TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUs under Sarri?
None because he will break his knee and stay out the whole season
Mason White
14
Joseph Rogers
Youtube videos aren't proof. They don't show Calabria's many mistakes in that game. He straight up caused a penalty on Coman very early on which fortunately for him the ref didn't notice.
Henry Sanchez
A solid 20
Carter Collins
Wasn't that de Ligt?
Jordan Morris
>He straight up caused a penalty on Coman that's in the video and you can clearly see he doesn't touch him >Youtube videos aren't proof. >video evidence of something appening isn't proof that something happened ok retard, if he caused so many dangerous situations for his team like you said they would be in the hilighs of the game at least don't you think?
Levi Miller
Can we just agree that both players are shit and a club such as milan should have far better players in their position
Subs: Ospina, Allan, Callejon, Younes, Ghoulam etc.
Coach: Ancelotti
Can they stop JJ this year lads?
Jackson Hughes
they can with the reserves. this is how shit jj this year
Ian Wilson
Lol, no.
Aaron King
>Most practicing Muslims that I know of usually keep their beards well kempt. ISIS terrorists definitely keeps their beards long. I'm pretty sure those "practicing muslims" you know just pretend all of the bad shit in the Koran just doesn't exist.
Luis Flores
James is staying at real
Jayden Sullivan
>veretout still out look at that another french scam. Third in a row
Asher Gutierrez
>all practicing muslims are IS tier muslims No, you stop that
Lmao @ u
Liam Wright
Sure he doesn't
Because you choose not to see them. He frequently gets outrun by opposition players and he always jogs back to his position. Yes...HE FUCKING JOGS. I saw fucking Calhanoglu tracking back to defend for this shitter while he was jogging back like an old man doing jazzercise. This is why Kessie always gets tired after 60 minutes. Because he constantly has to babysit this shitter.
Nah Conti can offer something offensively at least...if our coach ever bothers to use him well that is(which he most likely won't seeing as he values that idiot Suso who pretty much never passes the ball unless it's to another Spaniard like Samu).
And at the very least he has the excuse of not having enough playtime and coming off of a big injury which Calabria doesn't.
make new /seriea/ bread before we end up with /Serie A/ again
Bentley Young
I haven't heard anything for a while now. I just read that Giampaolo apparently considers Suso unsellable. Don't know how reliable the rumour is but considering Giampaolo was sucking Suso's dick last time around I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.
We have so many scam artists in this team. Suso, Hakan, Calabria, Borini etc. the list goes on
Perez doesn't really care about what happens to Bale
Austin Lee
>70% possesion Is this Sarribal?
Jackson Nguyen
I hate Atletico so much. With white-red-blue jersey they take almost all of the primary colors, so their opponent always have to wear their ugly 2nd or 3rd jersey
Carter Myers
JJ dna is too much for sarri
Nathaniel Morales
More like Sarriball it's too much for Juve, I can't really see >us performing as well as Napoli did
You are actually delusional if you think Donnarumma will be sold for 50m.
Luis Bennett
No new thread until Dybala to Inter is official
Benjamin Smith
Capped
Nicholas Ward
What is De Sciglio supposed to do here? Body check the zoomer? He's cutting inside and faster than him. De Ligt should have been proactive, survey the conditions better and cover the ground rather than caught ball watching. A little head tilt to see what happening on the other side of the field would have saved JJ. Literally Mustafi tier defending.
