New England Patriots Vs Lions

go patriots

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>QBs last name is literally Fails

Gross

Fits perfectly with this franchise.

Goff > Brady

no

>Harry limping around
RIP

Who let you out of /plg/?

Every year it's the same. Why do I even keep watching?

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when does Stafford get his moment?

Is Tom Brady fucking Benjamin button

It's preseason, there's no reason to have the starters play and risk injury

Regular season.

Because to be a lions fan is to know naught but suffering.

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How the fuck does Brady look younger? What the fuck is this man?

based /rbmk/

iirc first preseason games the starting qb does one drive in the 2nd half

Berrios needs to keep up this consistency, and Killgo is killed.

This team is made of glass man.

>Another injured Lion

Jesus fucking christ...

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>3rd injured loin of the day
>not even played a first half yet

What a show. Watched it at least half a dozen times now.

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A top tier gene athlete with a super model wife to doll him up

Fucking same man, it's just so fucking comfy. Dyatlov kino will always be the highlight of 2019

Makeup or botox. He's a celebrity with a shit ton of money, he can go to the best doctors.

>Kearse broke his leg

Done for the season most likely. Damn shame.

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>Jakobi Meyers
Preseason Darling or actual talent?

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Hoyer looking like Brady.
Shocker.

remember in like 2013 when we had kenbrell thompkins, josh boyce, and aaron dobson?

i feel like this is the better version of that

Profiles like Sanu, good college production, good hands, high IQ former quarterback still new to the receiver position.

He'll be good.

never forget the thompkins gamewinner

JUST

...that was a dark time. JARRETT!!!

Patriots btfoing the lions kek

Patriots look really good should I be excited

>Loins

we had a 2nd round receiver, a 4th round receiver, and an undrafted guy, and the fucking undrafted guy was the best of the three

I was on 6th Ave walking by a bar when this play came up. We watched all the tourist lose their minds in horror when this happened. Epic memory.

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What a terrible new rule.

will patricia get fired at halftime

>2nd half begins
>Lions down 42 - 0
>Barry Sanders comes on the field
>Theyannounce he's coming out of retirement for one more year
>Crowd goes nuts
>social media explodes
>They snap the ball
>everyone knows it's a run
>Barry gets the ball
>immediately gets blasted by 2 linemen for a 3 yard loss
>Barry is unconscious
>crowd goes silent
>goes to commercial
>everyone waiting for an update on barry
>game comes back on
>commentator says barry is in a coma

this is the reality of being a lion's fan

That wasn’t a funny story also shut up zo

Another QB looking amazing in that Pats system.

And people actually think Brady would play for another team fucking kek.

gordon will hopefully be back, berrios will produce. inman is dark horse

MEYERS BRINGING LEMONS FOR THESE LIONS!!!

It's preseason, stop being overdramatic

can you fucking not respond to me?

I can't trust Goodell will do the right thing.

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Wait wut?

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Just got home, looks like the same ol Lions.

i think the pats should go light at tight end this year to keep these extra receivers

Edelman
Gordon
Harry
Meyers
Berrios
Harris?
Inman?

I assume Cam Meredith will just get stashed on IR

Goodell destroyed those spygate tapes. Someone who hates the Pats wouldn't do that. He'll reinstate Gordon to help Pats win so they can start the forces narrative that he's better than Jordan. Its all scripted.

patriots are going 23-0

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The league still wants to push the Gordon redemption arc. Him being a Patriot does give it gray area tho

replace barry with calvin johnson and I could 100% see that happening

gordon did some weed, oh no

Looking like another Pats SB.

"Parity" my fucking ass.

I'm a citizen of the United States of America.

>No Maurice Harris
Gotta do your homework desu

They could win the whole thing with Hoyer.

my red sock would booty blast both these teams

>muh spygate
WAHHH, THEY FILMED FROM AN ILLEGAL SPOT!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!

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>3rd & 33
>run the ball
Yikes

If it was so bad why destroy the tapes?

Pats stans are so retarded.

did it ever come out what his "addiction" is? is it just weed?

What a punt.

imagine being the team that the NFL exposes in front of the entire country

>yfw you draft the heir with a 4th round pick

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Is that like Londonistan? ABSOLUTELY HALAL!!!

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Tom Brady is a system QB
the Lions offence is carried by Staffords arm
but we already knew that

Lacosse, no!

>Kiwi flag
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GO AWAY

You are approaching kiwi levels of obsession my dude.

the Lions offense* is carried by Staffords arm in the 4th quarter with less than 2 minutes on the game clock

ftfy

>Kiwi and Bong unite
Jesus

Imagine being so asspained you shoot up a mosque on Twitch?

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why the fuck is kicker throwing the ball now what did i miss ive been watching on mute while i watch the sox

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GOSTKOWSKI....

That kid N'keal Harry looks good

How many QB's need to look amazing in this Pats system before people realise this? I mean add Hoyer and Stidham to that list.

>Tigers
>Spartans
Fuck them

>HEY KID, EVER GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN!?

>missed

OH NO NO NO
HE MISSED IT
THE TABLES WILL TURN IN THE 2ND HALF
HA HA HA HA

Jesus christ Lions.....

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then how come others dont "run" this system.

it's not just a system. It's the way they coach it and the atmosphere

That Loins O-line is awful

Will the Lions forfeit the game at halftime?
It sounds like the smart thing to do at this point

>the bengals have appeared in multiple super bowls
obviously I'm a casual, but when the FUCK did that happen?

This is pathetic

>muh system

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>total passing yards
>-2

>Stidham has played one quarter
>Hoyer is HoF material
Reaching, Bong.

It sounds good to me considering the Pats offense system is the most complex of the football scenery.

>pass yards -2
jesus christ lions

No no, it’s a super secret system you guys.
But apparently nobody can copy it after 20 years

Yeah cause every team has Belichick.
Jesus Christ.

If any other all time great QB's backups came in and looked good/won like Brady's have, no one would ever shut up about it. But with Brady they just let it go, its just funny realising how much they're in denial.

i am farting so much i had 8 eggs today

So you're saying its all Brady?

Must just be a coincidence then that all these backups look just like Brady then.

or maybe Bill is just smart enough to not pick up shitty QBs

You're quickly overtaking that kiwi flag fag from last year as the Brady obsessed guy who gets proven wrong at every corner. I think you think you're dropping truth bombs but all you're doing is making Brady/Patriot fans happy just like kiwi did last year. Having doubters makes winning sweeter

Every year with these fuckers trying to shit on Brady. What the fuck is with this seethe?

I drank a bangs for the first time and it put me on the toilet 3 times already today

Not just Brady, it’s a team effort.
20 years experience and keeping fit go a long way

nigga you're talking about the lion's practice squad, are you fucking retarded? -2 passing yards. one of the consistent worst teams in the league. preseason. get a grip

They’ll keep shitting on him until he retires then it’ll be all “SEE SEE WE TOLD YOU FAGS”

He's saying Brady makes it look like he's playing against practice squads I think. The Queen's English is fucked, but this is what makes the most sense.

Yeah cause Jimmy G looked the same in 49ers....
Brissett in Colts...
Hoyer elsewhere...
Cassel/Bledsoe etc etc.
Wait till Stidham goes to another team and looks like ass.

The amount of mental gymnastics you guys go through.

If the 2 years Rodgers went down, his backups looked amazing both times putting up similar numbers, Rodgers haters would never, ever shut the fuck up about it

A solid amount is attention seeking. Negative attention is a cruel mistress.

What Kiwi flag guy?

And you don't think its funny how the whole 'Brady is a system QB' has been a joke/some truth to it for years... and now Hoyer and Stidham and tearing shit up. You gotta admit it only fuels the meme that hes a systembabby from 2008/2016 even more.

no he's saying any QB would work in the patriots and brady is a bum. because some 3rd string QB is dabbing on the awful lion's depth chart.

>now Hoyer and Stidham and tearing shit up

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Were you a part of /nfl/ last season? You'd know who Kiwi is if you actually paid any semblance of attention.

>What Kiwi flag guy?
so not only retarded, but painfully new

Lurk more faggot, you’re embarrassing us in front of the yanks

Let's tank next year to get that kid from Clemson patbros

The same Pats fans who defend him against 'system qb' talk, call Mahomes a system qb for having a good coach and weapons.
Hypocrites??

I've never heard a single Pats fan call Mahomes a system QB, and I live in fucking New England. Where the fuck did you come up with that?

fuckoff autistic proxy loser

your entire persona is that youre a fucking loser obsessed with successful people

Trevor has two more years of eligibility to extinguish.

mahomes is a system qb

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>That Stidham passing skill

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>refs already conspiring against us in the preseason
we got too cocky

it's barqs you reatrd

Why can’t this retarded dog catch the damn ball?

>hyping the Detroit Tigers that hard
It's painful to watch

No I'm saying Brady is a great QB, top 20 all time. On par with Rivers/Roethlisberger/Ryan etc.
Just fortunate to be on a great offensive system that can still go without him, as evidenced multiple times in the past.

Brady is just Ryan/Rivers/Romo/Big Ben but with all time great offensive system. Kinda like Montana on those Walsh offenses.

That's why I said next year

Nah new to Yea Forums for this season.
Expecting Pats to dominate and win it all again cause of Beli the goat.

matt flynn says hi

literal retard

The 2021 draft. He was a true freshman last year, so 2019 season as a Sophomore, and 2020 season as a Junior. Leaving the 2021 draft at the earliest. Sorry if we're saying the same thing, I'm pretty tired.

Maybe not 'system qb' but how many Pats fans shit on Mahomes fot having a good team and for Smith looking great in that system?

Gotta admit there's some irony there.

Can you get your retarded countryman under control?

You aren't hiding the gimmick very well. Needs much more subtlety.

>his backups looked amazing both times putting up similar number
Except this didn't happen. They put up about 50%-75% of his numbers. Which is exactly what I would expect a backup of Rodgers to do.

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1 game...

When Rodgers went down he missed 16 games, Packers went 4-11-1 in that time. He missed 6 quarters last year and Pack scored 0 points.
Brees has missed 3 games for the Saints, they're 0-3....
Colts with 3-13 before Peyton, 2-14 the season he missed, Broncos were 8-8 before and after he got there.

Other all time great QB's of this era carry their teams. Can't ever accuse them of being a system qb.

>Tom Brady is Tony Romo
Stop posting

And we’re back to the fucking cellar, as is tradition. Guess there’s always next year.

Been saying that for the past 50 years, user.

Probably a Londoner Muhammad, I’m sorry

>2nd and 3rd string QBs facing a worse team’s 2nd 3rd string defense
>”look! They’re just like Brady!”
Seethe more, cunt.

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go compare rodgers stats to matt stafford's for me

rodgers is very overrated

Holy shit, the absolute state of the Lions offensive.

>Team record is the same thing as individual performance
Here's a question for you since you seem retarded.

If one guy goes 11-5 with a 4.1% TD ratio where another guy has a career average 6% TD ratio who produced twice as many touchdowns but went 10-6, would you say the first guy is better?

lions look awful lol

I like that Gunner Olszewski, born to be a core ST

System special teamer.

Go compare Matt Stafford's stats to Andy Dalton, they're the same, except Dalton is better with fumbles.

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>Gunner in the backfield
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2019 Cordarelle Paterson

System QBs.

m-member that one year lions won every preseason game? then uhhh they uhhh lost every game of the season?
that was awesome

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Average QBs, the both of them.

Oh look, there's Amendola. Funny how the careers of dudes tank after they leave the Pats lmao

Rude

Imagine Romo in this offense....

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red sox game was 2 hours 16 minutes and they won

Can they still make a wild card spot?

I think that has more to do with getting paid and having rings. Lions have had a past of paying Pats players way before Patricia where they just give up, Like Damion Woody.

Some players just stop after that paycheck, a lot happen to do it in Detroit. Could be locker room culture, not sure.

>Screencapping fucking BARRY
Ok ok no more (You)'s

only 6 games out lmao

my red socks are going to shock the world and lose to the dodgers in the world series

Stidham is showing pretty good chemistry with these receivers.

I'm tired of seeing Boston teams constantly win. I hereby curse every Boston team this year and many losses and fails and injuries will come their way. The more replies this post gets, the more Boston teams lose and suffer

Boston is not losing to LA in a championship. Wash out your mouth with soap.

Brian Hoyer does well in the very first pre season games with 2nds and 3rds playing (WOW PATRIOTSS SYSTEM IS GOOD, NOT THE PLAYERS)

Obviously not I get what your saying.

Makes sense why backups look great for Pats though. This past year Brady had one of the highest exp %, they were one of the best in yards after catch and one of the best in starting position. Combine that with the genius on Beli and Mcdaniels, one of the best olines and no wonder everyone lights it up for this team.
How Brady doesnt put up monster numbers every year I don't know.

Hey loins bros it's the FUCKING PRESEASON

remember when the team went 4-0 preseason and then 0-16?

It doesn't matter, except for Kearse, that sucks

I'll pray with you

>DXL.com

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>Can't swip the Royals
I'm tired wobby

Haha yeah, without the Pats system they look poor. Pats system having 6 rings is so good.

I'll reserve judgment for when he's playing a practice squad that isn't a total joke.

Is Patricia still riding his scooter?

He only posts stats, facts and legit numbers though? Some of his stats are cherrypicked but he only speaks the truth. Its funny how right he is time and time again.

have my reply user

>remember when the team went 4-0 preseason and then 0-16?
*both teams. Browns and Lions both went undefeated in the preseason when they went 0-16.

i dont speak french

Barry is the biggest whiner on planet earth. He does Tom Brady lives in his head rent free and he does absolutely anything he can to try and convince people Tom Brady is bad. I don't mind his Brady hate but I hate to follow him because he absolutely never stops talking about it.

The dynasty continues baby

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Maybe we won't need to bring back Garappolo

haha

>How Brady doesnt put up monster numbers every year I don't know.
Have you ever considered that the Patriots "system" isn't designed on padding stats for their players and stacking up massive point differentials? Win by 1 point, win by 10. Doesn't matter.

Fucking kek, the universe is so cruel

Oh shit, a preview of the new shit pi rule

I get it's the preseason and everything, but for fucks sake this announcer.

Every god damn play "DA REFS MISSED DAT"

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he's made of glass

Of all the AAF rules they copied this one was the worst

Yeah, he's not treating it like a typical color commentator.

IT WAS CLEAR AND OBVIOUS

>Pick the PI retard rule
>Not the chad skygod

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shit ball, was overthrown anyway.

indelible

Winovich looks based, wonder if he can play a bit

Based Winovich

hes going to be one of the best defensive players in the league before his rookie contract is over

CHASE WIN A BITCH JUST GOT A SACK

that's gonna be the fly in the ointment of all these pi challenges

>Most dominant preseason win of any team.
>'Best QB ever that supppsedly carries team ain't even playing'.

NFL is like F1, Brady is like Lewis Hamilton. Top kek.

Now THAT'S a PI

Best driver with the best team?

This.
The entire AAF was supposed to be built around speeding up the game and they pick the one rule that slowed it down

This (and the superb owl) is the defense I asked for.

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NAKED GUY ON THE FIELD LOL

Pats' 3rd stringers look Superb Owl ready

Studham is looking good

Who /StidhamHypeTrain/ ?

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Stidham the mad lad is learning well

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Why does puppet Bob look so much better than real Bob?

He does look pretty good, but I think this game is more indicative that the Lions have zero, and I do mean ZERO depth. Literal burger flipper Tony on the field.

Yeah sure Hamilton fag

lmao seething.

Killabrew will be a probowl tier player
once he leaves Detroit and joins the Patriots

I know it's literally just the first game of preseason, but seriously guys? 31-0?

>it's against the Pats 2nd and 3rd stringers as well

Dumb Alonsoposter

They gonna run Patricia out of town on his scooter by game 4

The Lions were never going to be good this year. But their depth Is AAF-tier.

>loins have 5 first downs
>pats basically have 5 touchdowns

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did patriots sign a defensive coordinator yet

Bill is covering it for now.

Borderline antisemistic name tho

you don't know what your talking about.
Detroit will be a playoff team this year.

Don't need one.

Stfu Goldstein

The Pats have more sacks than the Lions have first downs!

>Detroit will be a playoff team this year.
For the tankbowl?

Jerod Mayo is actually calling plays tonight.

The Patriots literally have more touchdowns than the Lions have passing yards

That's pretty awesome if true.

you're watching a practice right now

you're watching a complete team collapse and getting btfo right now

I really fucking missed this.

Based
bluepilled af

Shooting up a mosque is about the only thing those faggots ever did right

They moving to the CFL?

Edgy.

I love how channel 4 over produces these preseason games, like shake that shekel tree REALLY hard

I wish I could have Zo's call of the game synced up 100% with the game. The shitty app never matches up right.

The NFL is the one North American league that could really use the relegation system

Agreed. Look at Jacksonville - it's just never going to work out.

I think they should have tested Gostkowski leg there. He's looking shaky.

I think they need to train Etling to be a kicker.

Not really, since there is still a draft. You'd either have to abolish that, or send the best young players to the relegation league. If they abolished the draft, the Cowboys and Dolphins might actually be relevant again.

based Wino attack

I wonder if the referees feel stupid inside calling all these penalties in a meaningless preseason game

It was all a ruse, the Loins are back in the game!!

If they had self-awareness, they wouldn't be zebras.

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>refs hand the lion some points so it isnt a shutout

>Duke Dawson
It was nice knowing you, dude. Too bad who didn't do anything.

At this point, a trade is the best case scenario.

Spooked!

NO SHUTOUT

PATRIOTS BTFO!!

THE DYNASTY IS OVER! LIFE IS SUFFERING!!!

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Pats starters are having a GRAND OLE TIME and they didn't even have to play a lick

Stay tuned to CBS4 for the postgame, which will go until 3AM this morning

Brady's cut is right. What's your barber's name, Yea Forums? Mine is Matt.

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>having a barber

Gabrielle

the curse is working!!!

That's about the time my erection will subside.

>being an unkempt mess, or worse, bald

Long hair makes the attractive more beautiful, and the ugly more fearsome. Stop wasting money user.

Bald is okay tho, it's only embarrassing when guys try to desperately salvage what's left of their hair with combovers, etc

You can get your hair cut without having to go to a specific guy, is all I'm saying

That is not how it works. I've had many a bad haircuts when 'some dude' was not busy.

>2019
>not using a flowbee

i seriously hope you all do this

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I hear you. bout time.