/heem/ - Tony edition

It's meant to make spics seethe, not only does he want them out of his country, he is gonna sleep with their women as he deports their men.

hey, who did you vote for in the survey? personally, i voted for Daniel Cuckmier

yes but he is an epin can crusher

I hate /r/mma, only check it from news.

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Am I only person who has considered that given his experience as a UFC fighter it may possibly create an unsafe situation for those around him if Tony has a psychotic break from reality?

Remember bros wanting to behead and rape women is just a silly belief, kinda like thinking the sun revolves around the earth! No harm no foul, so what if Muslims are murdering people for the sand god? Anyway how do you do fellow western non-immigrants :)?

Based, jonesfags seething. Jones would never accept a fight against ngannou though, he'd rather retire. Also, Costa is an overrated can crusher. Yoel si gonna finish this boy. Costa zero striking defense, just swings his big roided hands about, his chin is definitely getting checked.

yikes and rent free

such a terrible post
i feel embarrassed for you

>>Joe Rogan believes him

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Just because you posted this early in the thread doesnt mean anybody is gonna read it

>kinda like thinking the sun revolves around the earth!
Not knowing the sun returns to it's chamber everyday to recharge. Do you even Book of Enoch?

You just did sucka

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I don't even think about you anonymous poster

>Ducks Khabib to fight "King of Cans" Kevin Lee
>Ducks Masvidal to fight 3-loss streak Pettis
>Ducks Max Holloway to fight washed up Cowboy

oH fErSuRe HeS a MoNsTeR b

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how do I type like schaub speaks

is there anything else other than saying m-m-munster and fer suuuurre

these ladies look pretty mature. gonna have to tug one out to some milf porn now.

>Toe Rogaine actually believes the "tainted supplements" meme despite Jones testing positive for more than 3 distinct anabolic steroids on separate occasions

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talmbout peaches, b

>more than 3 distinct anabolic steroids
name them

Tony has had several and he never hurts people.

all three syllable or more words need charming misspellings. punctuation only for the first sentence also mix in the occidental phonetic spelling.

lighting
pump
etc.

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>Jones pops for multiple steroids only injected via needle

Omg its so unfair he got tainted supplements like that

>Jone has a DQ loss among a career long history of using illegal techniques

Omg Jon is undefeated they should scrub that Matt Hamill loss REEEEEEEEEE

>Jon got worked by Thiago and barely survived a split decision by a no name one-legged fighter

Omg why is Jon only p4p #3, he hasnt even entered his prime no man alive can beat him Reeeeeeeee

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instagram.com/p/B04MmGjHbjh/
Is this good MMA training

Turinabol
Clomiphene
Letrozole
M3 Metabolites

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Imagine if Grasso and Tony Ferguson had a child

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It's tooooooough man

The only anabolic steroid you named is tbol. Wanna try again bud

Leave Nunes to me.

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why is johny getting USADA'd but practically no one else. asking unironically.

damn that's good.
looks like sara mcmann

you sound like quite the expert on banned substances

regardless jon is a fraud and a cheater

>German, Italian and English
remind me never to get a german or italian gf

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who the fuck are these people

must be some sicilian in there

Is his elbow sharpening not a meme after all?

Fox DEPORTes crew

Hes being set up, they're out to get him

AY AY AY
MUCHO GRANDE

Where's the bong who's defending muzzies?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=n_GGGL5JAnE

He should hire four black girls wearing maga hats when he's fighting Usman.

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*GADOOSH*

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*GADOOOSH*

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Ouch

*GADOOOOSH*

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6 of those reviews are mine

Damn Big Country nailed that guy whoever he is.

Id heem everybody itt

his name is bingbong splorb

Id gadoosh you

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Get in my guard

current cowboy would destroy current max

*heems your gf pussy*

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#notallgirlshavepussies

Stipe wins the rematch

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Is colby even white?

conor

I would be surprised if Colby wasn't of some kind of eastern european or russian ethnic background - so not white.

literal cope

Does Maycee Barber have any shot at winning the next one?

Johnny Walker fans report in now for OG status

been on that hype train since the rountree junior fight

Nice fanfic, sweetie

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Been a fan since strikeforce my guy

Fuck Jon

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>but practically no one else.
2019, I am forgotten

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too late

He's a little twerp Nunes would smoke him

You have been visited by BASED MAS
Reply to this post with "thanks for killing wrestling" or you will be wrestlefucked in your next fight

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>Covington
Mickger

White as a Rwandan

He said he was like 15% irish

>lost to a 135er
>13 losses total
OOF

so not white then

it seems like you're saying asscream lost to a total bum

Could brendan schaub beat up deontay wilder? obviously wilder would kill him in boxing, but schaub's wrestling and BJJ is decent, so if he could get his hands on him before getting KOed, i think he has a shot winning

I know Ben wasn't going to stay undefeated but why did it have to be this fuck of all people. The only solace I have is that, like usual, once he fights a legit fighter he is going to get dragged. I also love that he tried to demand a title shot or Conor and Dana told him he's getting neither. What top 5 WW do you think he gets matched up with next?

Hopefully Edwards, who will demolish him

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How is one man this based?

seethe

leon shitwards almost got knocked out by bam bam when colby smashed him from pillar to post

I dont like either asskren or masvican, imagine that!

so you're just a plain hater

I like fighters that aren't shit

I'm a plane hater
also none of you fucks watching PFL?

Peeon analworms

everbody's a bum

He says when he saw Inglorious Basterds he thought Tarantino had no idea Hitler died by suicide. Is Chael dumb?

youtube.com/watch?v=lpZ6WiYYLpw

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Shaq beats the fuck out of anyone below 185 btw

> I want to fight Edwards again

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I used to hate Jon Jones

Then I lost my virginity

>no interview

get fucked wrestlefag

He has one(1) loss in the UFC and never been finished

paulo the natty god costa

To jon jones?

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Man....

I've watched Masvipiss get choked unconscious bro idk what you're talking about never been finished

Hello, I am from the future, I have to come to /heem/ to give you fucks a heads up: Mike Perry vs Vicente Luque results in the first death inside a UFC octagon, it's so amazing we're still talking about it 400 years later. Enjoy!

HW's

HEEM SLEEPY
how are you fucks not watching this?

heeeem

ooh man who is this qt with the

oh
dear oh dear

I'm wagecucking

youtube.com/watch?v=6PwG-Ivynt4

PFL kino

>wagecucking
it's called working, you're working, like a man; have some fuckin pride

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>2k people watching
>20 gorrilion on the line
How do they do it

> I'm entitled to my opinion
> you are BANNED for your opinion

Good logic, Miesha

Fuck Leon Edwards, that faggot doesn't deserve a fight with Masdival, have the nig fight Thompson then maybe.

now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Masvidal is the janetty?

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Leon Edwards is the GOAT ww you pleb

But he lost t the GOAT

>askren still drawing dimes in all media appearances, won the story with how he handled the loss
>masvishit didnt get his title shot and has been forgotten
i'm thinking so

Truly the most based hype train currently in the UFC

HEEM HEEMY

heemed

>rogan is getting the documentary shitting on his butt buddy removed from youtube
rogans all about sharing ideas except when it pisses him off lol

>getting heem'd by shots that dont even land

OH SHIT HEEM

I know which stream you're using

Wonderpedo would flush him with ease

>Cyborg has been cut
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT?
AM I RETARDED?

I have literally participated in perhaps around 10 /heem/ threads since her official departure date (2nd August) and I'm JUST finding this shit out?
Fucking incredible lads.
I feel like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.
I've missed something that was probably under my nose this entire time.

I was in every single game thread for the Colby/Lawler fight night and I still didn't find out.
You can't even imagine how surreal this feels. I feel like Oedipus Rex. Incredible.

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>wmma
WGAF

kek

It happened weeks ago you fucking zoomer loser

it literally didn't

PFL
>this video is not available in your country

It literally did

it happened about a week ago

what documentary?

I'm using ESPN on my television? I'm sitting on the loveseat watching on the TV and shitposting on the lappy top

ergo my post

vimeo.com/352604749

Colby vs Usman
Edwards vs Masvidal
Wonderboy vs RDA
Askren vs Maia

Ponzi vs Pettis/Diaz winner
then Woodley fights winner of that

What did /heem/ look like when it happened?
Are we a pro-Dana or pro-Cyborg general?

what are you guys watching

you said "weeks" ago. plural.

some guy made fun of schaub for an hour

Colby x Usman

Winner, method and round. Call it now.

pfl

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Colby 48-47

mostly sided with Dana but because of the general hatred of dana some people took cyborgs side out of spite of him

PFL updates on sherdog and mmajunkie

Seething brainlet

It's honestly insane how much better the average heavyweight boxer is than the average MMAnlet fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop.
Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute.
Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level.
That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing.
>but the takedown! wrestling!
Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.

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Except take all those fights and span them across various shit top heavy fight night cards.

considering Cyborg is the only entertaining opponent for Cyborg I’m thinking it was unbased

juiceman 1st round TKO

thanks

*only entertaining opponent for Nunes
sorry I’m retarded

Colby 1st round ko

no kidding
Shevchenko fight was absolutely horrendous
The Raquel Pennington fight wasn't as bad but still dreadful (the fact that it ended in a TKO was nothing short of incredible)
Then the Holly fight was just very meh

Amanda is not fun, female GOAT or not.

they probably offered cyborg joanna- post losing the belt tier money (50 to show 50 to win) and her management told the ufc to suck a dick

is that image real?

NIGS BTFO

What the hell is this negroid doing

she's fun against chinlets and cans

arent we all

no

>only one solid 7, rest are terrible 3s
Yikes Colby do better.

10-8, maybe even a 10-7

did tiller win

>live to cte again

ya rang?

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in the entire history of porn there's been like a handful of legitimately beautiful women, he doesn't have many options

lard already signed, should have fought at 145 that weight cut isn't for her

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Usman 48-47

using my pornstar cardio on these nerds

Askren wins the story of the fight

rip coral

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stipe: exists
DC: I’m about to end this mans whole career

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HEEM NOGGY

Remember when Gastelum was doing that cringy shit with the interim belt? Turns out that was Cejudo's idea

>tries to out grapple the sambo expert
wew

not surprised, Cejudo is as cringe as it gets

imagine that

Fuck Jon Jones

Remember when Felice Herrig was dry humping and grinding her wet pussy on the floor while watching a GSP fight?

Tony El Cucuy Ferguson

Tiller would have entered the 3rd round with 16 or 15 points btw

youtube.com/watch?v=b9G4Hr_ElPs

just you and me bud, i can't stay up for this card though

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bootleg jds vs big country rn

that's illegal ya goof

Just got home from work watching these HW's how many fights I miss and how many left?

>Strike Speed
Most meme stat of all time?

Is pfl still on?

pflmma.com/event/2019-pfl-6
yes, your boys are 1-1 so far

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holy shit still plenty of fights, can't wait to see Fagahlaes get BTFO again

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is Kayla fighting tonight

Not a big fan of muzzies 2bh but thanks anyway

What is it with this semen slurping ““““sport““““and the autists that follow it?

Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson

We enjoy watching two consenting adults in the privacy of their own cage, it's perfectly normal bro

I don't like you either!

i miss FS1

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Good post

does the UFC sign him after this fight?

i think we all do

Boxing > MMA. Cope harder, fatty.

you can barely think at all

Just remembered that time Rob made Fatselum vomit his guts out on TUF because the dough boy couldn't run more than a mile without gassing.

imagine liking a fixed sport

First Usman 49-46 or 48-47, then NC after failed test.

is this showcase bout fixed

If Boxing is so good why are you in the MMA thread huh? HUH? HUH?!

Nobody:
Literally not a soul:
Tony Ferguson: champ shit only!!

no

>Conor's instagram post
Does he hate blacks?

>dagestanis are handed cans
ali is such a fucking rat

Is this Umar guy Khabibs cousin or something?

khabib wins again

yeah

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The record of the heavyweight GOAT in MMA is almost entirely fixed. I'll gladly take a few questionable judges over literal WWE-tier shit.

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Nurmagomedov is like Smith over there, they probably don't even know each other

>heavyweight GOAT
>fedor
lol

*tips*

Costa will fucking die soon

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Did you read the article about his mental health issues? Terrifying

>439k followers
more famous than colby

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BIG.
BLACK.
FIGHTERS.

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God damn look at that subhuman skull. I truly would love to see Dustin cave that thing in and turn Khabestiality retarded

He's not just the HW GOAT, he's the All-Time GOAT, the GOAT to end all GOATS, the Eternal GOAT, the Timeless GOAT, he's yo momma's GOAT and yo daddy's GOAT and you didn't know he had a GOAT, he's Three Billy GOAT's Gruff and the One True GOAT all at once, he's the GOAT that the rest of the GOAT's wanna be when they GOAT up, he's the Alpha and the Omega GOAT and you didn't even know that was possible, he's so GOATy that when the other GOAT's are around they bow to his GOATness. Don't argue his GOATness, you can't

I love how far Lilian has come. It tickles my balls remembering her in the WWE ring.

Far? Being WWE announcer is much better than announcing fat bums swinging in front of 1k fans

pooel is a bum

it's always foreigners dick-kicking

Askren is a nightmare matchup for Conor

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEm

Wins by blacksplosion

He’s fighting Maia next almost certainly. In that Singapore card in October it might headline

>muslim
>has entrance music

I read that they did sign to him a developmental deal and he’d have a couple PFL fights first

Not in the UFC he hasn't, Indian casino fights from 15 years ago don't rate

Edwards has won 8 in a row and his last loss was to the current champ. He deserves a title shot more than Colby.

>Rogan
>ideas

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amazing that he managed to let that go.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bpr9lPqcMDM
checked

>he deserves a title shot over the interim champ for beating the champ and interim champs scraps
schaubian esque

Usman is bigger and stronger than Colby and they have similar styles. Usman wins 49-46 despite being outstruck on the feet significantly

>Buy ONE FC 100 tickets
>Took money out of account
>Says you need phone # you signed up with to get in
>Site doesn't say shit

It's still like 2 months out but why do I need the same number? Are they going to text me a way to get in? I thought Japan would be on top the ball but this is setup worse than local fights.

Most deserving of title shot
1) Woodley
2) Colby
3) Jorge
4) Leon

.
.
.
.
7457) Askren

That guy's good on the mic. Hope he gets gud enough for poo fc

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Pretty nice PFL tonight, most finishes ever

>m-muh interim!
you can't sit out for a full year and still lay claim to an interim belt. that defeats the purpose. it was an unnecessary interim anyways, they only did it for promotion.

>Woodley
not after getting 50-45'd

War Machine Vs Peace Pilgrim is the money fight

People like you belong in an asylum. Who even thinks of stuff like this and then decides to post it for all to see?

>paying for ONE
They LITERALLY comp 3/4 of their tickets to the local homeless cats
twitter.com/danablouin/status/1158702899968348160

Khabib vs Covington for the new 165 belt will be the new super fight

Colby has better wrestling, but Usman has way more power. I'll go with SD Colby.

t. oozeman

HEEEEEM

heeeem

youtu.be/nZmSQdjqE9k
Khabitch is FOOKED yeh

Colby has one fight in the last 19 months and he beat a guy with 14 losses who is 4 years past his prime. Edwards unironically heems Colby in the 2nd.

I despise Woodley but he's still the favorite over everyone at 170 including the """champ"""

>Colby has better wrestling
What makes someone go online and tell lies like these? How does Colby have better wrestling when RDA took him down? Did you see Usman drop any rounds to RDA?

>Schaub's girl is pregnant with his 2nd child
Soon there will be another Schaub in the world
alhamdullilah

>he's still the fave against a guy who battered him for 5 rounds

>khabib
>ever fighting anyone within 40 pounds of him

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Pretty sure One FC 100 in Tokyo won't be giving away tickets and if they do w/e. It was only $150 for decent seats. It's actually a 1/2 decent card as well.

Woodley got beat 52-40 against Usman and he's boring as fuck. He doesn't get another shot unless he wins 2

>he got taken down therefore he's not a good wrestler!
unironically kys you fucking cazzie

And he just fought last week. The interim title exists in theory for a reason. It’s only devalued by Dana’s arbitrary actions. He beat the top next in line contender to win and due to retarded circumstances didn’t end up unifying. What exactly has Leon done other than have one extra win in his streak with arguably a less impressive resume that you even argue is propped up by a loss?

>le do nothing man
>favorite
No. Even Edwards lights him up.

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>muh determinism
be better

He literally wasn't the favorite when he was the defending champ. Always the underdog.

huh?

>He got taken down against a similar opponent therefore he's better
>This emotionalism
You're literally demented and it shows

>SAH-moa
lol

He closed -193 vs Usman retard

It really boils down to him trying to get the cheapest drugs he could get. The fact that he got caught the second time with cheap asf drugs is a big indicator that he either has a really incompetent middleman feeding him roids or he is dumb as a brick. I am more inclined to believe the former even though I dislike him.

>keeps saying dumb shit
just shut up man

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He was the fave against Maia and Usman

RDA took him down for half a second when Colby was walking him down not even concerned for it.

>U-Usman
Beat Colbys demoralized scraps the fight after in a tinker toy cage match made for his pressure wrestling vs rdas inability to deal with pressure and lack of space. Usman dropped at least a round and got taken down once by RDA early on. You can also look at the Maia fight where he got his back taken in the first round and saved by the ref

That MAGA hat is cutting valuable blood circulation into that thing you call a brain

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>for half a second
You might have amnesia:
streamable.com/2d3gy

Wow RDA mustve been dominating right? Do you remember seeing Colby in this position against Maia? I don’t

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that was before he had a top notch pharmacist

>HE HAS BAD WRESTLING BECAUSE I SAID SO!

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>Deflecting
He dropped two rounds to a fat lightweight. Usman 50-44'd RDA. Your whining won't change facts.

He's a filthy sandwich plagiarist

Wow such amazing dominant control, again surely RDA mustve won and completely schooled him wrestling?

$1,000 says you haven't wrestled a day in your life.

In many ways Till is more deserving of the title shot than Colby. Just think logically about it.

RDA sucks at wrestling and he held that can against the fence for well over a minute. Your "half a second" comment shows you suffer from some kind of amnesia cause you don't remember the fight at all.

insane odds

MY MANLET KING GARY!!!

Yeah, remember when Usman was taken down by RDA? Oh wait my bad bro, nevermind.

>He got taken down against a similar opponent therefore he's better
So now this same line of logic doesn’t apply when Usman gets his back taken and saved by the ref in round 1? Or how about Usman getting choked out by a guy Colby knocked out?

>Usman 50-44d
And one judge scored it 48-47. Another gave RDA one round too. Your persistent sperging doesn’t make you less retarded

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did we ever confirm that Gary Copeland is related to televangelical pastor Kenneth Copeland?

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>Jared Rosholt

This can still fights?

>RDA sucks at wrestling
Such an educated opinion

>d-dude that one minute
How about when Maia had Usman’s back completely controlled for a minute and was saved by the ref?

>And one judge scored it 48-47
Lol and you're probably so dumb that you side with this judge right? Face the facts, Usman dominated RDA whereas Colby dropped 2 rounds and got taken down and held for 2 minutes straight
>Bringing up someone's pre-UFC fight which was his 2nd bout ever
Now this is caz central

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Colby has shitty, tito ortizesque, rudimentary wrestling. Hes .5 matt hughes. Wrestling is his only tool, but that doesnt make him a good wrestler. Hes a panic wrestler, with no wrestler ko power, which is weird, cus most wrestlers have power.

>i-i-it was only half a second
How about you admit you don't know what you're talking about?

so he got choked out by a can who couldn't even make the big show? damn masvicuck SUCKS

>So now this same line of logic doesn’t apply when Usman gets his back taken and saved by the ref in round 1?
Because he didn't get his back taken, you fool. They were sat in a neutral position where Maia had no potential to finish the fight. The ref could have waited a bit longer, but it wasn't the wrong call. Regardless, we're comparing pure wrestling, not BJJ.
>Or how about Usman getting choked out by a guy Colby knocked out?
Not as recent as the RDA fight, therefore not as relevant
>And one judge scored it 48-47. Another gave RDA one round too.
For sure judges are always right.

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If I'm being honest, I think Usman wins because he's black

Yeah I do, and it was much earlier on. You ever gonna talk about Maia takin his back or?!?!?

IR fights are unfair for the white guy

reported, enjoy your ban
>racism outside of Yea Forums

>negative digit iq

You ever gonna talk about Maia landing clean shots on Colby or?!?!?

>>he got taken down therefore he's not a good wrestler
Yes, how you can write the words yet not conprehend them is baffling. A quirk of nature. Anderson silva isnt taking down chael, vitor belfort isnt taking down couture, arlovski isnt taking down fedor... Thats what makes a superior wrestler. A flushed RDA, with no fight in his eyes got lay and gay'd, only a faggot would call that a win. He was the brunt of jokes in many bars, " whys that guy tryin to suck his dick?, is this gay?" As cuck fans clap in the silence like autists and explain how hes (((controlling))) the fight. Usman punk'd colby and he asked for security.He called the cops on werdum. Hes a complete bitch like you

>defers to the judges

>gets mad when another judge of the same fight is deferred to

Another sperg too autistic to function or answer a question. Have a fun one

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Looking back on his losses, Masvidal would easily win every single rematch. This makes the fighter he is today undefeated, as he would not have lost to any of his previous opponents with his present skillset and abilities, either current or historically.

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Just admit you never watched the fights and you're relying on sherdog and mmadecisions to help you out here

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>. Anderson silva isnt taking down chael,
Anderson Silva was literally 1 for 1
ufcstats.com/fight-details/bcab3ebdc21b0b64

I think Assuncao merks him again lol

Crackstreams keeps buffering. What are you guys using?

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Woah, it's almost like you can agree with one judge, but not another judge.

espn.plus.com

Wow Till with another highlight KO. Give him the title shot.

A fly is trying to heem himself on my lamp

You suck

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Haha very funny my guy now please piss in my mouth

Yeah, about half a second of any actual top control and more so failed chain? You ever gonna answer how Usman got his back taken but Colby didnt?

>neutral position
Is that your excuse? Cool. I’ll take actual experts words like Serra and Florian who realized how the slightest action couldve resulted in Maia choking Usman lifeless which is what he wouldve done if not for Leon Roberts

>Regardless, we're comparing pure wrestling, not BJJ.
Nice shifting cope, Maia got in on Usman and took his back. Never got close to that on Colby

>for sure judges
Then don’t reference them to begin with, numbnuts

Crack working for me. Btw heem wrestley.

UFC is owned by jews yet there are zero(0) jew fighters

You didn’t bring it up. Im glad you did

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samoan iq

And now you understand how jews operate

Okay, so then you agree that relying on scorecards alone is stupid bullshit especially when that’s what you literally justified the performance on?

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No wonder Joe is pissed, for the first few minutes, the guy roasts Joe worse than schaub

Because all of the Russians would quit en masse

You said: RDA took him down for half a second Now you're changing your story after seeing the footage and saying, "Muh control" Of course RDA couldn't do anything cause he's not a wrestler, Usman in the same position does substantial damage.

Lol have some integrity, if that's a word and admit you were wrong, if that word even means anything to you.

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poosman fucking BTFO

>citing one (((takedown))) like an autistic sperg
>using mmamath
God your a retard.that one (((takedown))) was at the end of the second fight when chael missed anderson and he turned him over. Thats not a takedown you complete faggot. Squeezing another mans waiste for 25 minutes and smiling at them isnt fighting, its homosexual.

Oh okay. So I disagree with the 50-44 scorecard. Or is deferring to a judges scorecard as a primary justification only good when you do it?

Bet Rakim Cleveland if you like money

you said
>Anderson silva isnt taking down chael
just take your L like a man, this is embarrassing

RDA didn't win a single round against Usman. He won at least 2 against Colby. Stop whining lol

He’s probably blackpilled and has given up on life. Maybe give him a shoulder to cry on?

>I’ll take actual experts words like Serra and Florian who realized how the slightest action couldve resulted in Maia choking Usman
>If they had changed position, they would have no longer been in neutral postition
Absolutely profound. If you want to listen to what overexaggerated sensationalist "analysts" have to say rather than developing your own opinion, go for it my guy. I can't stop you.
>Maia got in on Usman and took his back. Never got close to that on Colby
Lmao how am I shifting? We were literally comparing Usman's wrestling to Colby's. Maia is able to attain his positions through BJJ techniques, which are rarely ever used by Colby or Usman. It doesn't really apply here, at least not as much as RDA talking Colby down multiple times.
>Then don’t reference them to begin with, numbnuts
Judges were never mentioned. You are the one that started talking about judges.

You’re taking hyperbole literally because you’re too retarded to argue anything else in good faith so this is the straws you clutch at. He had Colby on the ground briefly. Then failed the subsequent chain. So what? Colby was walking him down the entire fight not even remotely concerned. I think you’re just more concerned with shouting louder so to speak, you obviously don’t care about context or anything than autistically screeching

he won zero against colby

Wow, he landed one whole entire punch on Usman!? Very well done.

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friendly reminder RDA fans are the most delusional fans of all time and not in any universe did he beat colby

We all know You didn't even Watch the fights, because it was chael flopping anf Anderson barely getting on him.you cited a Wikipedia site because you dont have any brain power to make an opinion of your own you brainlet NPC shill.

he pieced up usman for the first round

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Usman beating RDA 50-44 is my opinion of how the fight went based on stats. I don't know where you think I'm relying on judges scorecards here. If you want to get into specific round by round breakdown of how Usman won 50-44, we can do that too.

>hate hate hate
this guy needs to relax

>hyperbole
Lol you specifically said takedown and then now you've changed your story to "control" which is a completely different thing. Either you're severely mentally incapacitated or you can't handle being wrong. I can't imagine people love hanging out with you, with how much you appear to love being right even when you're clearly wrong.

these guys look like middleweights

>Absolutely profound. If you want to listen to what overexaggerated sensationalist "analysts" have to say rather than developing your own opinion, go for it my guy. I can't stop you.
You’re right. I should listen to your fat sperg armchair ass that calls back control a “neutral” position. You’ll notice I called it back control initially of my own thought and used expert opinion to defuse the retarded opinion of a spaz like yourself who is completely clueless

>Lmao how am I shifting? We were literally comparing Usman's wrestling to Colby's. Maia is able to attain his positions through BJJ techniques
How do you think Maia got in on Usman? Do you think defending back control is BJJ exclusive? Damn youre dumb, honestly

>Judges were never mentioned. You are the one that started talking about judges.
Literally the first post mentioning it and is directly tied to the reply chain. Maybe its you maybe its not

You're lying to me
ufcstats.com/fight-details/47f42aa7cf851a29

Jesus, imagine being repeatedly tagged by a pure jew shitsu specialist with cringey punches with no power. Tyron would absolutely destroy colby. Hes getting the Rhonda rousey treatment. They won't feed him to a black fighter anytime soon

I invented 'Colby is a cheese'

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He won round 1 and 4. He won 0 against Usman.

>one
Him completely stunning Usman liked that happened about two other times. But you have amnesia and autism so i dont blame you

we won neither 1 or 4. He won 0. Got smashed every round.
Usman got pieced up by Emil Meek.
He'd be KO'd by Robbie Lawler.

Based on stats? So you didn’t even watch the fight and expect me to take you seriously?

The guy is avoiding me like I'm the destroyer of worlds though

>Usman got pieced up by Emil Meek.
No he didn't you're in la la land with your fantasies again. RDA took Colby down and held him down for 2 minutes. RDA did nothing to Usman for 25 minutes and nearly got finished.

He took him down briefly and failed a subsequent chain. What am I shifting here? I haven’t changed that oncs. Are you just too autistic to function too? Seems like it. You’re not even trying to argue in good faith. Bye Felicia

Yeah you don’t watch the fights, just the stat sheets. Explains a lot

every lazy rat dagestani has no fucking gas tank, absolutely embarrassing race of """people"""

>briefly
Ahh so "half a second" changed to briefly. Good finally we're making some progress. Does 2 minutes count as briefly in that coconut head of yours?

>Are you too autistic to function
Coming from the loser who can't remember a fight that happened ~1 year ago and yet is typing out 3 paragraph essays acting like he did, this is a tall order accusation. You have to do better.

he hasnt fought anyone with ko power yet

Maybe he’s just antisocial. Isn’t the sun up most of the day where you live? You’d think he’d be happy this time of year.

emil meek pieced up that can
lawler ko's him, probably inside a round
rda lost the round he held colby down for. he did nothing. got owned for the rest of the round when colby got back to his feet.

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>We
what do you have a mouse in your pocket?

Lawler hasn't KO'd anyone in years, you're delusional. Woodley would have smoked Colby if they fought. Colby and those pitty patter pillows he calls punches are pathetic, I think Joanna hits harder than that guy.

down two rounds he gets a knockdown and then follows him to the ground, jesus fucking christ

hurt him? better hug him.

>I should listen to your fat sperg armchair ass
OR you could form your own thoughts, but I assume you don't actually know shit about grappling, so this probably isn't an option.
>back control
Lol I just don't know what to tell you my guy. He factually did not have that position on Usman. If you can give me a clip of Matt Serra calling that position back control, or any variation, I'll admit that I'm completely wrong and concede the argument.
>How do you think Maia got in on Usman?
I don't remember exactly how they got into that position, I'm just making a vague guess though that he didn't outwrestle him.
>Do you think defending back control is BJJ exclusive
No, but BJJ movements are dissimilar to wrestling movements, which is what I said.

Jesus thats sad. Why give so much energy to somebody you hate

Cyborg got hit with that schaub sh-sh-shutdown

Totally neutral position haha just like colby was in this posi-

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The "documentary" is pretty nice. It doesn't properly convey how ridiculous Schaub is tho

yeah i'm finna stop watching it 20 mins in. i don't even like schaub but this is lame as fuck

yves edwards is a fucking retard

>So you didn’t even watch the fight
Show me where I said that. How else are we supposed to objectively determine what happened in the fight other than stats? Am I expected to go back and rewatch this fight from 1.5 years ago everytime so sperg on /heem/ says some dumb shit?

leon edwards is a smart but also retard

Oh for sure Maia pieced him up with those 5 sig. strikes my guy. For sure I trust some autist's biased memory more than I trust official stats.

High fight IQ low regular IQ. It's a Jon Jones situation.

How are Cormier and Adesanya that high up?

*loses*

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This redhead in the commercial has me juicin somethin fierce

>He has a lisp so he's dumb like us

I did form my own thoughts, like I just said. The accompanying opinion is to defuse your retarded opinion. Like I just said again...

The proof is here and not in the stats you rely on >If you can give me a clip of Matt Serra calling that position back control, or any variation, I'll admit that I'm completely wrong and concede the argument.
youtu.be/FSNfxUK8V5s
First 30 seconds

Not even gonna bother with the rest of your retarded trash. You just contradicted yourself about formulating your own opinion and will now capitulate to Matt Serra’s, even admitting you don’t understand what back control is which doesn’t require hooks

Ya’ll are too autistic to function. I need sleep

Are you unironically trying to argue that this is back control?

risking 3750 to win 10217.50 on Rakim

>Show me where I said that
>Usman beating RDA 50-44 is my opinion of how the fight went based on stats

>doesn’t even remember the fight
>lectures it

Troll = binned. THIS time im going to sleep. Broad city with you retards

Usman objectively won 50-44; this isn't even up for discussion lol. Sal D'Amato and his gambling ways tried to fix it for RDA.

holy shit what an absolute can does that nigger even train at all

RIP

damn

imagine getting taken down by vinny magooz

BOOKIES LOVE HIM!

How can anyone fight in mma and doesn't know how to wrestle or at least have some basic understanding of bjj

>that overhook preventing Maia from taking his back
Oh for sure he had back control though my guy. Did you even watch your own fucking video, you braindead mongoloid? I will admit though, he did technically say he had his back, although he later corrected himself. So I guess it's my fault for not being more specific, but I'm a man of my word, you win the argument my guy. Hundred percent you're a grappling mastermind. An intellectual powerhouse in the world of wrestling.

Nice job making zero points in this entire post

You need at least 5 years of straight drilling to be proficient in wrestling. You can't just jump in there with 2 years experience which is what low level MMA warrants.

Jared Rosholt might get retired

where are the bongs?

doin' bongs

rosholt is a blight on the sport, so boring, his ufc run was painful, full on lay and pray

great wrestler, horrible fighter

Is our favourite magapede hanging out with based trannies now?

commentator said this could be his "last run"

Poobert Shittacuck vs Pissrael Eatdicksuckya

I am not talking about proficient. The black guy literally did nothing. I am talking about the level where he could at least use his legs to prevent the other guy from moving

Well NFL is back. See you guys in Feb.

I want DC to lose so bad I'm about to put my entire bovada balance on him.

Why did Callen get so mad when Brendan said he hasn't been in any street fights?

Don't worry bro, I've seen the future. Stipe catches him with a knee and finishes him with GnP.

watch another 5 seconds ya goof, brendan who is a retarded bullshitter was calling callen a liar yet couldnt produce an example

ufc is saturday, nfl is sunday and a tiny bit on thursday and monday

don't be a filthy casual.

why not just go to youtube and search for "nfl commercials 2019" and turn on auto play?

>2019
>watching bradywinslol

fuck that was tough to watch. think roshalt won tho

I swear to god I'll do it I hate that fatfuck so much

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>betting it all
>ever

Better question is why Callen is still friends with him?

Rosholt looked really good

callen is cool 2bh

INTO THE HEEM AGAIN
SAME OLD HEEM IT WAS BACK THEN

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let's not get hysterical

he's too nice and forgiving

Went away for a bit. Did satoshi win?

fucking faggots mentioning reddit constantly

stop fucking going to reddit

are you ok?

how the hell did the ref not stop that.

hes got the legs of a single mom who does pilates

yet he heemed an otherwise unheemable DC with them

Hating DC is the surest sign of a caz

luckily yoel also has a shit gas tank. as soon as costa fights someone who will pressure him he'll gas hard. during the johnny fight costa was gassing hard until the nut shot which gave him a chance to rest and recover. this was was johnny was trying to ignore the warning and keep going.

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yoel has a shit gas tank

that almost no one has exposed because he slows down the fight using his style

so yes, if costa can survive yoel and force more volume out of yoel than whitaker did, he can win on points

but costa has very little defense

Cringe comment from a cringe loser.

fuck off, he was the favorite against Till

ayo toilet till hyahehehe

*cheats to make weight*
*intentionally eyepokes Stipe*

Could somebody HEEM me please, I’m tired of always winning fights.

shan't, i'm a bjj artist

>everything I want to count counts. nothing I don't want to count counts, even if they are the same thing.
Jesus Christ. This is the most cringe faggot shit since you were born.

covington looks super worried and in trouble here.

agree completely.

DC is a shucking and jiving house nigger uncle tom. Based Jonny Bones only gets hate because he doesn't kowtow to his jewish masters.

I didn't go to prom either year lads. I got asked both years too. Why am I such an autist with girls :(

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But user, did you really WANT to go to prom, or did you just WANT TO WANT to go to prom? Think 'bout it bee.

Habib will dodge Tony at all costs

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surprised whittaker is that high wtf

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Oi! Yu got a loicense to worship monkeydick bong?

>gas
>belt
Huehue

Champ Shit Only!

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Lost me at Jones getting KO'd

Based, worked all these nerds

real heemer hours

HEEMinder
Flick: Conor wins the rematch
Movie: Poirier wins
Film: Gathje somehow gets a title shot and wins
Kino: Tony wins

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Reality: The Eagle brutalizes every single contender and retires undefeated

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twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1159596557542580229

i will only admit to this if he beat tony and dustin

would also like the cowboy fight but it doesn't matter for much other then fun

BASED

Umm, wow. Did anyone else remember this fight as Jorge knocking out Till? This is fucking unbelievable.
Am I confusing this with the Wonderboy fight or something? Is the Mandala Effect real?
What the actual fuck

till is flushed

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leon going in on abe

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I'm still confused why Tyron didn't just KO Usman. Something was off about him. I wish it had been Colby getting an easy Tyron fight though, deserves it way more than Usman.

New thread

ariel's new interview with ben is the most watched interview, 150k more views than his interview with colby after defeating lawler, of the latest episode of his mma show

does this mean that ben is still a drawl Bs?

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heem

bump

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