What do you call this body shape?

What do you call this body shape?

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Goat shaped

Flawless

The American “Athlete”

rich and sixrings

At least he’s not a manlet like divegrass “”””””athletes”””””””

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I was going to post a white British athlete, but..

>Salah (Egyptian)
>Sterling (>white)
>Origi (>white)
>De Bruyne (>not even English)
>the entire English national team

kek

...

Champion

dad bod

pliable

kys cucksoynada

cope

the hazard summer body

Did Higuain made a bootcamp in Massachussets or something?

Peak quarterback performance.
>Flexibility over strength.
>Athletic enough to throw the ball
>Focus is on injury prevention and longevity over raw performance.
>Healthy
>Realizes being smart, technically gifted and willing to put hours in training trump all the physical advantages younger and more athletic bodies may have

Honestly, if you are a quarterback who’s overly athletic it’s obvious he’s overcompensating for a lack of real skills

“Da tank”

Sure Ronaldo is a fitness freak but it's not like Messi hasn't had his moments throughout his career

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the child kisser

That's a Dad Bod. ALL THE WOMEN WANT A MAN WITH THIS AESTHETIC. All our years of hard training and good eating are for naught, lads.

Now I know that TB12 book is a fraud

They do? Oh shit I might make it

"out of shape" and still able to win superbowls. The man is a true athlete

wanna know how I know you are American?

the off-PED cycle

The kiss your son on the lips

its funny that americans care that much about height when their are shorter on average from most countries
seeth more lanklet lover

based Yanis

*they are
fug i hate inglish so mach

You're gonna make it, friend.

he is as 'based' as you, macaco.
now suck each other's dicks you circle jerking fags lmao.

>circle jerking
>american
wew

Why are you mentioning non-English players?

father physique

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American anorexia

Obviously OP chooses Tom Brady because he's white and not built. Wouldn't pick a black athlete since most well known African-american athletes are ripped.

Because even though soccer is England's national sport, they don't produce many top-tier soccer players. That was my point.

One super-famous in two countries (Canada/USA), but indisputably the GOAT in his sport.
The other is the most famous athlete ever in history, world-wide...but not the GOAT in his sport.

(notice that hand-size difference, Ronnie could never be a QB)

>most well known African-american athletes are ripped

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Tom brady
>humble
>family man
>undisputed goat at his position

CR7
>known for being braggadocious
>even though he has dumb money and top tier looks, is somehow dumb enough to get embroiled in rape allegations
>plays second fiddle to the true goat and his contemporary, Messi

>chooses the least black black athlete as a counter-argument

Thanks for proving my point.

Based and very redpilled. Tom Brady is what every man should aspire to be.

KEK

Yes. The only thing I could knock Tom Brady for is being somewhat cucked by his wife. He was influenced by her to renege his support for Trump but you literally can't be anyone with any clout in the media and support Trump without becoming a pariah. Not to mention he plays with 20 black guys.

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GOAT

>/pol/tard is seething
brady is based
fuyck trump and fuck you

then she gave him good advice?

>Wouldn't pick a black athlete since most well known African-american athletes are ripped.
you were saying?

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I suppose. But a real man is not influenced in his politics by women.

T. Juan, Jose, or nu-male. Brady still supports Trump btw, just not in public anymore.

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>Bulgaria
>in charge of knowing what the word "most" or the phrase "well known" means

Let me guess, you typed in "fat black American athlete" on google. Cause I watch basedball and handegg and have no idea who that is.

Dude, half of handegg's players are obese. I might not be an avid watcher of the sport, but I've watched some games. To top it all off, there's barely any white players in the NFL.

Also one raped somebody and the other didn’t

>half
Citation needed.
>barely any white players in the NFL
Never said otherwise. But almost all the good team leaders (quarterbacks) are white.

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