/nfl/ General - Elite QB Showdown Edition

Dallas is insanely profitable currently so the NFL can shit on them all they want while exploring and maximizing other markets

Seething.

yuros are 140 times better than americans because they occupy this board at a 140 to 1 thread rate. /nflg/ and americans are the betas of Yea Forums.

Replace Panthers with Cowboys

>A high skill position that is arguably the most important and definitely the highest profile has the biggest risk of reputation tarnish if they cheat
WHOA, BRILLIANT INSIGHT, NIGEL!

The vast majority of people on /nfl/ are casual af and can really only name their QB, head coach, and a few key players. That’s why.

None of you stand a chance

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IT'S DJ TIME

GET HYPED /SP?

twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1159572292105625600

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Cam’s shoulder is fine

>OAK: Gabe Jackson carted; Raiders 'concerned'
Oh boy here we go

When does the game start tonight?

Every report says it’s fine though. He’s not even playing the preseason except the last game to practice, so even if it wasn’t it still has a month to heal

Since /ffg/ hasn’t started and no one replies to that OP
>Julio/Gurley in the 1/2
>Damien Williams, Kerryon, or Lindsay in the 8/9
.5ppr which 2 do I keep. 12 teams. Picking 9th

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why do panthers and patriots play each other so often in preseason

Ravens bros where we at?

Literally who?

No one cares about your fantasy team

>tfw comfy Saturday game

Seething, lol I couldn't give a shit mate, just pointing out of the hypocrisy of NFL fans.

Good point. They act like Peyton was the only player named in the HGH report, so if he was guilty were the others too? And if so, should their legacy be ruined? Should Edelman's? NFL fans are generally pretty dumb.

A team that won the Owl just six years ago. Probably more recently than your favorite team.

Lol no

So this UK flag is the new Kiwi, but expanded his mockery to NFL fans and Brady?

Rooting for da bills, da jets, da browns, da jags, da lions, da titans, da dolphins, da packers, da bears, da seahawks, and da cardinals

Pretty good. Personally I think the Saints will crash and burn this season though.

But PEDs would help a QB far less than a more physical position.

It's just funny how if Brees for example failed a doping test and missed 4 games, no one would ever shut up about it and would say his legacy is ruined. But someone like Edelman fails one and no one gives a fuck and almost never ever bring it up, people talking about him going in the HOF and the PEDs never gets brought up.

Just funny.

nice one mate cheers

Lol I post well thought out posts, accurate stats and opinions that are usually well done.

Forget the flag compare that to the majority of shitposting that goes on in this thread?

I see no reason why they would. Their offense is still gonna be one of the best in the league, and they didn't lose any key defensive players so no reason they won't be top 16 again. Unlikely to go 13-3, but 10-11 wins is most likely.

Fuck off, Kiwi.

Not a Ravens fan but one of my favourite other teams. Expecting a really good season for you guys, hopefully Lamar can improve it and the D stays elite.

Swap chiefs and chargers desu

Which Qb is suffering a season ending injury in preseason this year?

>Thinks Kiwi is British flag.
>Wonders why rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid (I don't, but most do).

Nice intelligent response mate, can tell you're a real brainbox in real life.

I miss carl's stone cold lock

Daniel Jones.

>6. B*lls

Fuck the Bills and fuck the cuck mafia

Fug, the one game I wanted to watch is way too late.

None?

>6. bills

this was revealed to me in a dream

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Someone from Greenland? Who's your team brother?

Chiefs defense is too booty to go 14-2. I'll say 11-5.

>Regress
>Do better

Go Tom-sama!

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Why do they regress

Let's go New York Jets!

Stay Healthy and kick butt!!!!

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Chargers
Jags
Pats
Browns
Chiefs
Ravens

Rams
Bears
Panthers
Cowboys
Eagles
Falcons

Don't really have one. Grew up a Niners fan, but they still played in Candlestick park when I watched them. Fan of the Rams and Chiefs because they're fun to watch. Want to see what the Cards and Browns do this year. Also want to see what happens with the Raiders. Not looking forward to all the refball bullshit that the new rules have introduced.

whatcha drinking bills bros?

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Could Clemson beat an XFL team?

Hey Toxins fans, take care of Duke Johnson

Holy retarded

Half the SEC could.

Toxinsfag here. No. We're going to run him up the middle for 2 yards then assume he's bad and never run him again. So we can have Miller run up the middle for 3 yards. Get fucked.

Stay made Cheesefag

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We’re kinda half-rivals, but not really. Preseason games are kinda a tradition now. It’s all very forced, but I respect them enough to be glad we only play games that don’t matter

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>Football is starting again

Thank you america

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so who gets injured for the packers tonight?

Willams and Kerryon ez

Points for originality and >my team being on the list

Would any Yea Forumsergs want to do a fantasy league?

Is Jones elite?

Aaron Rodgers hopefully.

Aaron's been pumping in the off season.

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At least it's not >6. Bills retarded

Tell me football facts that are 100% real, but very hard to believe.

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THE GOAT IS PLAYING TONIGHT

GET HYPED

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Rodgers is straight as an arrow

The Patriots cheated

Hopefully zero (0), as in none (zilch)

First time back on Yea Forums since the superbowl. Have I missed any dank browns memes?

Carolina’s even numbered year curse is 100% real

I don’t think I’ve seen a single Browns fan yet, so it’s good you finally made it

Literally nothing but tripfags flirting with each other

Posting for Old Bay

>Bosa out for preseason
>Verrett out for preseason
>McKinnon likely out for preseason
Fuck my asshole with a cactus how the fuck do you lose three potential starters before the first fucking preseason game what the fucking fuck

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Jesus Christ hell be in Cleveland 2.0

the superteam...

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As a Shithawks fan I can honestly say the $(ers have been royally fucked over by injuries for the past few years. I think York cursed the team somehow

Who else do you have them losing to?

What are the odds of an NFL-XFL World Championship Game except it’s the last place NFL team vs the XFL champion

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Raiders

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That's like women's soccer vs men's soccer.

I think the Giants or Phins could beat the XFL teams

Last years Cards would’ve beaten an XFL all-xfl team 60-0

Why worry?
Belichick and Brady cant beat Cam and Kuechly

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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I'm looking for a pepe like this but with a Rams hat. It's for my Yahoo fantasy profile pic. Anyone got?? Also,
>reminder

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>Bosa injured already
The state of the shit street bay

Can I sneak this into a stadium? I mean they don't check your keys right?

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Keys are already weapons
Why is this necessary?

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Put down a divisional loss and a meme loss and I agree

The USWNT, despite being the best team in the world in terms of skill, get destroyed by 15 year old boys because they are physically inferior.

Similarly, if the NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL's best athletes played soccer, they would destroy physically inferior teams from the rest of the world.

If:
>Lebron James
>James Harden
>Anthony Davis
>Tyreek Hill
>Cam Newton
>Ezekiel Elliot
>DK Metcalf
>Justin Tucker
>Zdeno Chara
>Aaron Judge
>Mike Trout
Practiced soccer for 2 weeks, they would infinitypete the World Cup

Nah, they'll lose against the Saints, Steelers, and possibly the Ravens and Browns.
Rams have the second easiest season after the Pats.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little bears post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" gaping mouthed bear, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your bratwurst on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic burrs NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "YFWDBWDSO." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>Cam Newton playing soccer
Have you seen him run?
He's only a good running QB cause hes a fuckin unit

>Practiced soccer for 2 weeks, they would infinitypete the World Cup
The only people in that list with the stamina required to play footie are the hockey players.
Oh, wait.

Who /RAIDERNATION/ here?

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>saints
It’s in LA, and the saints couldn’t even win in New Orleans
>Steelers
Shit team
>Ravens
Maybe
>Browns
shit team

>aints
>stoolers
>ratbirds
Maybe the browns but otherwise yeah you're pretty stupid

Rodgers is gonna put the stamp on them in primetime

We'll see. I think that the chip on the Saint's shoulder is enough of an edge.
Steerlers get slept on a lot, they have potential.
Browns are looking good, I think they're the potential breakout team this year.

>only about 20 minutes until I can see >my team play again.
I know it is preseason, but still.

The Bears are going to the Super Bowl this year

They will go to the NFL vs XFL bowl after they go Owen 16.

REGRESSION
E
G
R
E
S
S

XFL All-Stars vs. Clemson vs. NY Giants in a triple threat triangle football field match. Who wins?

>Verrett out for pre season

Ahahahaha holy fuck I wish I could I say I feel sorry for you guys but how the fuck did you not see this one coming

t. Chorgers fan

>22 players on defense vs 11 on offense
Ain’t working

Eli just needs a little help unironically

Fuck I’m scared for the Rams this year. Todd Gurley ain’t healthy and the pressure is on Jared fucking Goff.

Sounds like some MLF shit.

running backs don't matter

I know you're just meming but this is a pretty lazy take and I don't know why I keep seeing it. The Bears have a higher ceiling for virtually every positional group on the team outside of Safety and arguably corner. Defensively they could even be better if Roquan Smith and
Bilal Nichols make a jump which is pretty probable, not to mention the bounty of young talent all over the team.

No defense maintains such a high turnover rate. You're literally going to be like last year's Jags

>no kicker
Owen 16 incoming

I'd say they matter more this year than any year in the recent past.

Open Microsoft Paint and copy/paste a hat from nflshop website on

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meme loss against the loins, you heard it here first

>bears fans can’t into turnover regression
fucking retards I swear

>tfw ywn be named Aaron and date a girl named Erin
This is literally peak human comfyness and you will NEVER have it

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it would be offense v. offense v. offense

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Vikings desu

My wife and i share a birthday, does that come close?

And we back

And we back

And we back

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shut up nigger, flacco sucks and you're a faggot.

anyone suggest a good stream for the preseason games tonight?

ooo baby

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>tfw ywn be named Aaron and date a girl named Erin who has the same birthday as you
This is literally peak human comfyness and you will NEVER have it

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Yeah obviously the turnovers are going to drop but every other positional grouping has a higher ceiling this year

That's awesome actually, maybe even better than having the same sounding name.

Hahahahahahaha Minnesota "sports" hahahahahahahaha

Just go on Reddit, it's the only thing it's good for

gamepass if you're not an uncultured poorfag

vipbox or firstrowsports if you are

Guessing your team is in the NFC North.

No need to be so triggered. Just because he posts it every day for years and somehow doesn't trip the spam alarm doesn't mean it's going to come true.

Not with Mitchell Trubisky at QB.

use >leddit. only thing it is good for.

Anyone got the Giants stream? I wanna see how elite/bust Jones is.

Colts, Jets, Browns, Ravens, Patriots, Eagles, Falcons, Texans, Bears, Broncos, and Chargers win.

Cowboys fan here. Anyone know the best way to clean semen out of my asshole?

Join the /nfl/ chat
discord.gg/vaSTyG

>our young future can't tear their ACLs in the preseason nooooooooooooo
you okay?

I used to think Yea Forums and Reddit were equal and I used both. I now realize reddit is fucking bullshit.

I used to be one of the top posters on r/VirginVsChad. I made several memes which got hundreds of upvotes and I was a staple member of the community. Then one day I got banned for no reason and when I messaged the mods to appeal they told me to go suck a dick. The subreddits are independently owned and reddit staff has no say over the mods actions so you can’t do shit about unfairness and every community is run by random assholes on the internet with no regulation.

It’s ass

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fuck off underage

>reddit

FBI-kun, I....

An eagles fan will usually suck it right out I've heard

Jared Goff made the Super Bowl this year, and probably would've won it if he had played any other team.

>Yea Forums and Reddit were equal
oof

I wish people in the media would stop trying to gaslight me into thinking Eli was anything but horrible has season

You must've mistaken that Eagles fan for a Giants fan.

The average age of that server is 27

Was really hoping this was a copypasta user. Go back.

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Put Wince in so he can get BTFO in preseason.

He would have won it if Cooper Kupp had been healthy

Gurley is great but their passing offence went down the shitter as soon as Kupp tore his ACL

Shurmur looks drunk.

It begins now brother

Predict your scores for every superbowl matchup
Chiefs 29-30 Rams
Chiefs 13-35 Saints

Patriots 45-28 Saints
Patriots 28-3 Bears
Patriots 49-7 Cowboys
Patriots 56-14 Eagles
Patriots 70-0 Seahawks

J-E-T-S
E
T
S

FUCK THE GNATS

GO COLTS
STAY SAFE

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>darnold

looooooooool

Tbh, the Giants should have protected him with OL. NY media is bunch of shits.

>based Mahomes only scoring 13 points
>against the Aints
Are you fucking high?

Apologize

DARNOLD CONFIRMED ELITE

Darnold is such fucking trash lmao

Every Super Bowl matchup other than Rams-Patriots and Rams-Chiefs would’ve been a bootyblast

DARNOLD IS BETTER THAN LAMAR

>seahawks
>playoffs
with what defense and what receivers?
inb4 MUH LOCKETT
poor mans brandin cooks, not a true #1

gnats defense is trash. i could have beaten them

This defense is so terrible

"""defense"""

Janoris has a charming smile.

>Giants '''''''''''''D''''''''''''''''

Darnold yes !

ITS OVER

Apart from the near pick by Peppers that was way too ez

Giants are winning 4 games max

>green gay
kek lol oh no!

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Wtf?!! Darnold is a fucking elite QB?

The O-line wasn't 2002 Texans level, a QB with even moderate mobility would have done fine behind it. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't good, but it was made much worse by Eli's lack of mobility

Oh boy kicker is going to be an issue this year for sure

CLETE
L
E
T
E

HAHAH

>green gay
heebie jeebies!

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Preseason redzone when?

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The Vikings would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Post in your gamethread faggots

These jets unis are shit. Holy fuck. They somehow look worse on the field.

>watching preseason past the first game

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Sup niggas

>You now remember NFL media on Twitter shilling for them

Lmao literally the worst jersey change since the Bucs

When is Jones not fucking playing

I guess pass rush is still a problem

Colts a shit

gib Leonard

Gallman was drafted into a hell hole. All his talent from Clemson is being wasted.

They look like a no name college team or something from canada.

what the fuck is this guy's problem?

twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/1159603104549154818

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Worst part is their old ones were actually pretty good. Not top 5 but top half of the league for sure

based

new unis look p good tbqh

Guy is a junkie POS he’ll fit in well in New Jersey

Lmao Gase is based. Can't not like the dude especially after reading that profile piece on The Athletic a couple days ago. Total OCD nut for football

Here comes Jones

>that disgusting male cheerleader
Kys philly

He's a bit of a creep, but he loves Football

JONES CONFIRMED ELITE

Eli is finished.

>all these football threads on Yea Forums
We're finally homes bros.

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yay. football

3 passes and I'm convinced that Jones is the a future GOAT

Man dj looked great there

Eli is finished

Wtf Jones is ELITE??!!!!!

>rookie completes passes at home in preseason
>justified #6 pick

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Holy fuck, just cut Eli now

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>eli 2.0
>a sleepy negroe
>wince
>sak pickscott
is there a more just division in the NFL for QBs?

WHY
IT'S FUCKING PRESEASON FOOTBALL

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He won't ever justify where he was selected, but he's better than Eli right now, which isn't hard, and if he isn't, you can just move on.

>he’s already this mad and the season hasn’t even started yet
L M A O

we were so wrong bros. Is Jones in contention for NFL MVP?

Panthers stream their preseason games for free on their official website if you play them and you don’t want to deal with shitty or sketchy streams

Saints fan here. What's the best buttplug for stopping anal leakage?

Ask any Minnesota fan.

Pats stream where

DOINK

A ref.

Anyone watching the Jags and Baltimore game

Plebbit NFL streams

i would if i had a stream

Are the packers the only NFL team from a conservative city?

theyll blast the bears but lose one to the chargers

>Browns got a touchdown almost instantly and were the first to score
We're gonna make it, bros.

Eh, Jacksonville is pretty country.

dont have to be a cheesefag to see jags, ravens, rams, bears that high is retarded

>Fraudgers in Arrowhead
Lmao

The Giants game has stopped due to lightning

Browns are officially elite.

Yup nice route by Chris Moore there

Jermaine Kearse is down already

Sorry Lionsbros. How bad does Kearse look?

pagano isnt as good as fangio and their defensive side downgraded at the personnel level

>Scott Hanson mentioning "whipping around game to game" on NFL Network

The Redzone tease is strong

lower left leg injury, and he is riding off on a cart.

He has a brace on it, he's done for the season

Fucking kill me.

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bfst.to/watch/nfl-5.php

Jags Baltimore stream

Heh
I forgot Foles is on the Jags

Mm, I love it when the casuals start to show back up

Kearse was a who, the team isn't going to collapse without him, they'll do it on their own.

Marlons (3) - Braves (0) Dolphins (3) - Falcons (0)

Huh...

>Redskins already dabbed on by the Browns
lmao

This Devin Singletary dude is looking pretty good for the Bills

I now realize most people who make predictions in this general are people who don't even know who is on what team.

Why do people get mad about the Redskins name but nobody bats an eye at the Browns?

Breaks a lot of tackles

because it's a dog / mythical creature nickname and not a native american nickname.

What happened to lesean mccoy. Wasnt he being framed or some shit.

Agreed. Dude looks legit

>Also, this pre Defense

Because they were clearly named for their founder and the only people who get "mad" at the redskins name are retarded white liberals, the actual injuns don't care.

TD BILLS

GET FUCKED CLOTS

I guess this year you wont be the worst team in the afc east for a change

Why wont the browns put my Orlando Gibby in god dammit

Patricia is so fucking fat that's rolling around on an ATV. Arians only wishes he had thought of it first.

Odds on Jamie Collins playing disciplined football during his second chance with the Pats?

Brown was a dude's last name
redskin is literally a racial slur.
Washington Redtails 2020

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Savage just got rocked by back to back sacks! Down for the count.

>Lions with possibly 2 injured players already into the 1st
>One is their backup QB
Franchise can't catch a break.

>injured Kearse
>injured Lions backup QB

I'm sorry, Lionsbros

kys chief slapahoe

Holy shit the Browns are literally going to win the owl this year

Our backup qb can basically be anyone honestly, Stafford will play even when he's injured. He played with a broken back last season ffs.

NFL will let em win on the 100rd anniversary of the curse.

>Franchise can't catch a break.

Do they really deserve a break?

*blocks you're path*

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These fucking trips man. When does Buffalo win the owl?

Holy fuck, Kearse's leg snapped like a pencil

I really hope this is bait

>*blocks you're path*
Fuck the tape, show Lamar a dictionary.

The Lions have been in the gutter since the Superbowl era started. the Team has done no one nay wrong, if anything it's the most pitable franchise in the league. It deserves every break it can get

It's over, pats will win the SB again

Hoyer to Harris for the first TD of the night. Pats up 7-0.

>Edelman
>Harris
>Harry
>Meyers
>LaCosse
>Watson
Just give us the trophy already

Isnt he the one who had his eyes bugging out of his head at his press introduction?

With their fans embracing Kid Rock and Eminem, I hope they never win another game.

Should I move to Belgium or Switzerland, user?

tell me something I dont know

god I fucking hope that the dolphins dont go with fitzpatrick making the rosen trade retarded

Kid Rock and Eminem are two of the best in their genre, stay mad.

White, Burkhead, and Michelle in the backfield. Gordon potentially reinstated. Pretty loaded. The defense is the strength as well.

Lionfaggots say this about Fat Grassford too.

Switzerland definitely. Belgium as much as i love it, it would be moving back in time to the 90s. everything is horrible, government services are slow and sub par. people are very grumpy(at first, just leave us alone REEEE) the roads are soviet tier, all major cities are overrun with undesirables from the middle east and sub Saharan Africa. The political system is a complete joke. in short dont move to belgium. Even if all these things would apply to Switzerland, at least you have beautiful nature there. Beer's great tho over here

I swear If Chad Kelly comes in and start fuckin shit up

*tears his ACL and MCL*

Jesus christ N'Keal Harry already looking like a better version of julio jones

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Preseason Week one refballs my niggas

>Harry injured
shiiit hope it's nothing

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>preseason

>Belgium

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swap eaglels and saints
faggot

>6. Bills

>browns already getting refballed

Happened in camp. He'll be fine as long as nothing happens this game.

Holy shit Jackson can’t throw the ball.

>not back 2 back for more birthday sex
Dun goof’d

No, only the retards do, most of us hate Stafford and can't wait to see his overpaid ass gone.

>3rd Lion down

To add to my last post, Belgium the is the twilight zone. the things that happen here just fuck so hard with your perception of day to day life. For example, at my work it's very spring and summer oriented(greenhouses etc.) so now that summer is ending there is less and less work. My boss can apply for a special statute in which you can let employees stay at home and the government will pay 65% of their normal pay.

on the other hand, a couple of months ago a fucking albanian drug network of 50+ people all were able to walk because of a mistake the cops made in the investigation. something bullshit like their letters to call them up for court was in french but since the court was a flemish one the letter doesn't count so lawyers can appeal to that so that the sentencing gets made void or somehting.

Belgian's brave boys

He started limping around after being tackled

The AAF MVP has entered the game

bolden running well #hottytoddy

>throws the ball 10 ft over tightends head
>receiver behind him barely scoops it up
Anouncer: a q-quality t-throw right t-there

Yup. I got btfo.

gilbert up for the browns?

>refball in the preseason
Based

Yep.

We need /practicesquadbowl/

Is Rosen, dare I say it, the next Marino?

>lions

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The Dolphins O line might be worse than the cardinals was last year...I honestly feel bad for Rosen at this point.

Guaranteed first pick this year lads

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Well, he's never winning an Owl, so he's on the right track

>thinking anyone but michelle is solid

White and burkhead are nobodies on any other team

What absolute bust would they pick?

Is refball on tonight?

Another 1st rounder to get injured in the pre season!

Tua

They significantly contributed to the recent superbowl runs that they were a part of. I don't care what they'd do hypothetically on another team. They are fantastic Patriots.

lions on suicide watch LUL

Yup, first pick just happened.

It's preseason retard

>Tanking for Tua

yeah they are used like they are above average players ON THE PATRIOTS.

They are not anything better than average. Having a bunch of average players doesn't make a team "loaded"

Holy fuck Keke Coutee with massive spaghetti in a game no one is watching.

Its showing how weak your depth is, and how you coaching is.
Its not hard to call and run vanilla plays if your team is quality.

I get sex whenever i want desu, unless shes on the rag then im not up for it

They seem ok at run blocking

user, that's called living in reality. Their skill sets are geared perfectly for that system. That's all that matters. Saying a team is loaded means they have players that excel at their jobs, given what the coaches and staff provides them. What they'd do elsewhere doesn't matter. Are you just pretending to be retarded?

Holy shit, the Redskins spaghetti their shit up.

Kitten or puppy /nfl/

Kitten, every single time.

they dont even excel at their jobs, they just do their job like a multimillion dollar player should.

Neither, rescue an older dog or cat or you're a faggot

Kitten

Ah, you're just fishing for (you)s.

>Patriots so casual they go for 2 for fun

what the other user said. Get a rescue dog.

kitten

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Preseason is no measure of a team's performance in the regular season. It's an exhibition for first round pick rookies and a chance for players on the bubble to prove their worth for a roster slot.

It's preseason
Why not try different things while it doesn't matter?

how many ribs do you think freddy kitchens could eat at once?

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The Bills are going to win the owl this year. They're the best group of talent that the NFL has seen in decades and thats not even mentioning the amazing locker room culture.

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Based.

Thousands of rescue animals in need of a loving home, user.

>Lions
>Hurry Up Offense
>3rd and 33

Give a nice old dog a home so he can experience a tiny bit of happiness before he dies.

Is Nate Sudfeld, dare I say it, elite?

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2017 Browns won all of their preseason games then went 0-16. preseason is a meme and only retards use it as a gauge for a team's performance

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Usually opposing preseason teams are close enough in score where teams go for the empty victory.

>Pass to wide open receiver
>Elite
Pretty good for nu-nfl I guess.

Yes. The real question is, is Marken Michel elite?

White is elite you fucking nigger

and now he's fucking injured lmfao.
what a fucking joke
cut this shattered glass loser

He's thoroughly average.

>burden of an old broken dog, just to have it die before you can truly bond with it.

Why would anyone actually want to do this?
And if its not old as fuck, its a project animal with some preexisting behavioral problems.

Alright i'll look in to adopting a big boi.

You can bond with them quickly and they're not a burden. You obviously don't deserve a dog.

Which RBs in the league are better than him at catching out of the backfield? He's not an every down back, which is what makes Michelle's presence so special. So, the question remains. Which other change of pace / receiving backs are better than White?

I dont think the dolphins offensive line can block paper

They lost 1 injury prone slot corner and replaced their safety with equal talent. The defense is stacked and has no holes, it won't take a genius coordinator to keep it the best.

Keke done for the year

All time leader in single game Super Bowl receptions. Stay blasted you filthy jest fan

Rescues are a good idea in a vacuum, anyone who does it deserves the grief and turmoil of a dog dying a year or two after getting it.

Imagine, just imagine, being a Texans fan

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Haskins fucking sucks lmao

Literally no one is surprised

Josh Allen is looking great as expected

Exactly
>falling for the black QB meme

It's hard to tell, since the entire Redskins o-line is so bad. Where does one suck end and the other begin? Even in the 0-16 season the Browns had at least one good lineman

Lamar so far is the best of the 2018 QB's

Prove me wrong

Jaguars vs Texans would be the greatest AFC Championship game ever played

I kind of like the Preseason games, bunch of second rate players playing their hearts out.
I feel like the XFL is going to feel a lot like that.

Literally everyone knew he would be a mega bust

It's objectively Baker, but nice try

Done for the career.

>equal talent
no
top defenses regress, its how the league works. sorry bud

Le fast black QB meme? Yeah that'll work out

Stidham and Jones look solid so far too

Baker was 1-5 against teams with a winning record and padded his stats in 2 games against the Bengals and lost to Lamar.

Nice try, not

>I feel like the XFL is going to feel a lot like that.
Mmmm no. XFL will feel like AAF, and be just as empty and dead within 3-6 months. They're taking on guys who aren't even good enough to be on NFL practice squads.

>wins are an individual stat
You're not worth talking to, I'm not going to give you any more (You)s.

Essentially thats what this take amounts to but I don't buy it. I'd be willing to bet they at least stay top 5. It's not a stretch they stay 1 either.

>Jermaine Kearse has been diagnosed with a broken left leg and "assorted injuries to his ankle."
>The 29-year-old's 2019 is over.

S-Sorry Lionsbros

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t. Rodger Goddell

AAF was pretty great, it would have gained more traction as time went on. It only folded because of greed.

XFL would be great if Kaep came in and memed on everybody. The seethes would be unreal.

cringe

The AAF had a comfy feel. Honestly felt exactly like Wednesday (or was it Tuesday?) night MACtion. Decent football on at a meme time between meaningless teams. Great to have on in the background

TICK

TOCK

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>Lions and Jags looking like trash

Why are cat teams so shit, Yea Forums?

Hey Rodger, give me 500 bucks

Jakobi Myers and Preston Williams will be fighting for OROY. I've seen all I needed to.

On the clock, but the party don't stop no

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Predict now which team will finish last in the NFL and get to play the XFL champion

Is it better to win or lose in the preseason?

Literally doesn't matter. It's about how the players do.

>Jakobi

How so you even pronounce that?

Jay-co-be?
Jay-co-bi?
Jack-o-be?
Jack-o-bi?

Miami dolphins. Have you seen their oline and secondary?

Ja-Koe-Bee

GOAT

Ravens

RIP Nate Sudfeld

woops, meant to respond to

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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imagine drafting a black qb lmao

They did until he ripped his arm muscles

Ravens did and it worked out great

It's pretty easy to figure out. Are you retarded?

Yeah he beat a bunch of shit teams and set the record for QB rushes because he cant throw for shit. That's the secret to how RG3 stayed elite so long

shout out Old Bay (my man)

old gay lol

Unit lost

Imagine him just letting studfield die on the field and out for the season

haskins looking nice

*throws interception*

is the new cbs first down line red?

Kek

Yeah, that would suck if it actually happened. Good thing it didn't.

the vikings and jags were top 5 depending what you weight the stats as
its an arbitrary cutoff that doesnt highlight how steep of a drop off can be, it just highlights relative rankings

Playing against Bray, ya better pray

preston williams is a motherfucking beast.

The absolute state of the Lions

What have we learned so far today?
>Kearse broke his leg, loins are still cursed
>haskins is complete shit
>maybe Jones won't be so terrible for the gnats?

i consider that their floor

>maybe Jones won't be so terrible for the gnats?
Too bad he won't be starting until 3 years from now.

What people should've known is you don't know shit till the game clock hits zero

the absolute state of Iggles QB being Bradford tier of taking hits. And they let BDN walk roflmao

Birdbros, its almost time. Im worried though how the rest of the country will react when they see /ourman/let behind an nfl line for the first time. Surely they won’t make fun of us. Right?

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>Haskins is a bust
>Jones is elite
what do we fucking do now Redskinsbros????

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That clip of Haskins saying teams goofed on not taking him earlier is aging not so well.

McCoy and Keenum will be the starters and Haskins will develop over time. Jones will be needed to replace Eli soon and won't last long

I can't speak for Jones, but anyone expecting Haskins to be good at the pro level is a retard.

Did he have a Josh "Nine Mistakes" Rosen moment? Link or quote? I haven't heard this once.

I love my team's Jewish QB

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Damnit, Brady! I'm a receiver, not a linguist!

I'll try to find it. It was either during the draft or soon afterward.

ok

you can still be an elite defense and not contribute enough to the team to make the playoffs. it has to do with the turnover rate. There is basically zero correlation between years at having a top 10 turnover rate, and a lot of teams coast off a high turnover rate for easy scoring situations

youtube.com/watch?v=owj2jJ0GRRw here you go.

youtube.com/watch?v=eS797lGsa2M

CHAD

>>Bills fan
>>Not drinking something from Resurgence or one of the other big local breweries

Confirmed hate your own city.

Thanks, user. Haven't heard that before.

yeah daniel jones is Chad

>Rugby guy just went 65 yards for a TD

Nice

>loins already looking like a complete tire fire

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Phillthie kek Phillthie kek

*throws another*

fuck off racist

Or literally anything besides Jenny like you're a 17 year old girl

>people acting like the gnats won the superbowl because jones had a decent series in the preseason.
why do people still act like preseason is anything more than seeing who does and does not make the roster?

It's that and a decent indicator of team depth, though not always. Preseason has very little bearing on the regular season.

The Seahawks go to the playoffs most of the time except the first couple years after we got rid of Hauschka.(which was retarded)

Who needs the LOB when you have Michael Dickson to pin the other team's offense to the 5?

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Not the original user but yeah I fucking hate why peiple too nigga

I'm sure Vince accounted for a year or 2 of losses this time around.

>Iggles defense

The only thing you should take from the preseason is if your rookie qb is failing against 3rd stringers, they're probably going to suck in the regular season or be benched.

lots of copystriking on nflstreams atm. plebbit may be done for as a stream source lads.

fierce and beardpilled

the apocalypse is happening and im not kidding

last digit is how many games the browns lose this season

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The State of Filthadelphia sports.
>Iggles overhyped and got exposed by the titans and just lost their best potential QB for the season.
Who didn't see this one coming a mile away?
>Flyers signing old boomers and are cap locked of buying themselves a playoff berth for almost a whole decade and thus fucking prospect Hart into the gutter.
I keked hard and expected this
>76ers overpaid for guys who cant shoot and get sick from touching doorknobs to the point even Cuckson WInce looks healthy in comparison
They too were overhyped as shit to win the East
>Phillies became big spenders and traders, and now have an even worse team than last year when they had little to no big name talent
I almost died from laughter no joke at the thought the Mets swept them right off the rug of a playoff berth maybe.
Remember kids, a good Philly team is a dead one (Mediocre team is basically a eternally dead team in the sports world.)

>digitposting on this slow of a board
Sad.

HAHAHAHA

OH MY FUXK

DOOOOBALLL

DOOOBALLL

WHERE YOU SWAMP INBREDS AT? GO FALCONS

LMAO,FUXK THE HAGS

Last digit is how many cocks each of you has sucked today

You're a meme

Bitch I could probably rattle most of my teams 90 man roster off the top of my head

First digit is Baker Mayfield's dick size in inches

>Sudfeld
>best potential QB
?

tfw you win the preseasonb owl

>raw rookie who is not going to start the season is not going to start the season.
amazing insight.

DOOOOOOOBALLL

LMAO

OH MY GOD

HOW IS,JACKSONVILLE EVEN ALIVE?

LMAO DOOBALLL

OH LOLOLO LMAO FUCK THE JAFS

>worse dc
>worse secondary
>magically had 0 injuries
Nope. Next your going to tell me David Montgomery is going to be OROY

Is Jimmy Moreland elite?

anyone got link to tardinals vs chorgers game

Except if they actually performed exceedingly well in the preseason, they might start or at least play a lot sooner. Thanks for your amazing input, faggot.

But he's Studfield, and everyone know's hes a better QB than Wince. Now he's gone since Wince was a little bitch and decided to let him get hurt and not play a single snap because he know's he a brittle lil cuck.

>actually allowing points in game 1 of the preseason

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Not a meme though. It's a meme and a fact and its funny as shit Filthadelphia are fucked out of relevance of playoff berths once again, and as it should remain.

bears fans arent bad fans, or particularly spiteful, but they sure dont know a lot about football

>Patriots only defeated Lions 31-3
Pathetic.

FUCK BORTLES COME BACK PLEASE

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Please don't get injured Russell.

>Chicago sports fans
>not spiteful
Are you actually retarded??

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Who is going to win the preseasonb owl, user? Is your team a bad enough dude to go 4-0?

>pass interference is reviewable.
>defensive holding is not.
wow I can see this not going bad in any way.

browns go 4-0 in the preseason and have another 0-16 season.
these digits confirm.

add it to the long list

>green gay
heebie jeebies!

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I cannot wait for every single penalty to be reviewable and it does nothing but create even more controversial calls.
and all of the review changes will be because of crying saints fans.

Not a green gay fan tho

I dont think nfl is even worth saving at this point. It just a slow fall into oblivion

Relax, you emo gaylord.

at least there is still college football.

>losing to the fucking DOLPHINS
>even in the preseason
The absolute state of Atlanta

Lmao everyone laugh at this retard.

I am not being emo. I wish the nfl would take a lesson from college football. Their product is so much more watchable

>There are four fouls on the receiving team
lmfao

How much do these preseason games affect your outlook on the regular season, /nfl/?

it affects my outlook on who should and should not be on the team and who should be starting, and nothing else.

Miamis gonna go 16-0

not one iota

did the chargers get a backup qb with the same weird throwing motion as Phillip Rivers

LMAO

MUH DOOOBALLL

LMAO,MUH BOORTLES

LMAO MUH CHAD HENEY

LMAO MUH FOLES
.LMAO MY,FORNETT
OH MY DUXK

MDOOOOOBALL

DOOOOBALLL

LNAO GET FUCKED YU FUCKING JAG FAGS,

LMAO ILL BE AT THE WHATABURGER,IN FLEMING. COME FIGHT ME

GO FLACONS, FUXK JAGS

NEW

Honestly never thought about this

Third preseason game is the most important and Bill wants to play a well coached team that week. Panthers obviously won’t say no

People are allowed to tackle Edelman and try to hurt him. Drew Brees is surrounded by 400 pound men and like 5 different specific stipulations as to when it's OK to hit him and how you can hit him.

Also being 35+ using PED's makes a huge difference because you're not generating as much test.

I live nowhere near the Midwest and Bears/Cubs fans are easily the worst in the country.

Fuck that, the Eagles fans(And Phillies) fans are the worst.

The year they won the bowl, they threw bottles and surrounded the Viking's bus. AFTER BEATING THEM IN THE PROBOWL.

Honestly the team should be relocated to London for that.

youtube.com/watch?v=E0NZLk7E56Y

Damien Williams is a walking pinata of CTE and concussions...avoid him...if you MUST draft a KC running back, just bite the bullet and pick up Hyde. truth be told though, just avoid the KC backs this year until you can snag one off waivers if they have a good matchup.

Mahomes.

>Blame Madden

what the fuck are you talking about?

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Is there a reason you need to take your Hot Topic arsenal to a football game? Why would you even want to go to the game, being such a cringy edgelord faggot?

There's a reason John Madden doesn't fly on planes.

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>muh rescues

Shut up nigger