/hoc/

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fixed the OP

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quack

Get help.

>ducks are making the playoffs

find yourself in a jam defending your beloved hurricanes?
just mention the laffs and let the deflection be your security blanket

Could they, though?

Seriously doubt it. Gibson was the only reason they were even kind of in the hunt last year. Gonna need all the younger guys step up big time.

>don't mention my leafies reee
How do you not get that this is the exact same.
How are people this stupid.
How.

old thread isnt even capped yet

based randy becoming the greatest heel in /hoc/ since chambers and kippers

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>don't mention my hurricanies reee
How do you not get that this is the exact same.
How are people this stupid.
How.

hill billys aren't people

>seething at a meme edit
fucking randy

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I subscribed to The Athletic today

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So you're admitting that the Leafs are just as bad? Okay.

I thought you did that yesterday

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but Leafs are

when was the last time someone spamed redditfrog edits in blue and white attire?

based retard

I thought he did that a week ago.

not me

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that was me

When was the last time anyone did that?

do you read about other sports or just hokkei?

randy
let it go
you're a fucking embarrassment and nobody likes you

m8 we can all agree that canes fans are faggots but it's time to stop, this is annoying

not on theathletic. I follow the standings in f1 but cba to watch it these days

Not meme-y enough.

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Might I suggest Alan Watts for this purpose.
youtu.be/EyrPE9kTZZk

thanks, didn't have this one

don't even know what some of these webms are

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Do the Dabres finally make the playoffs this year?

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you now remember the real deal flames neal

probably not, like usual

stop what? the vagina growing in your cooch??

No, but I do remember that user who keeps buying a new James Neal shirt for his qt cousin every time he changes teams.

... ever?

based and wholesome user

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>the vagina growing in your vagina

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who did they pick up this offseason? just collin miller?

>he doesn't have telescoping vaginas

Based OP desu

Canes are legit the wild
>no one mentions them
>everyone (leafs) talk about them
>pepe
>reddit
You need to go back.

Here's a tiny pussy riding a big cock

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please lad, >we were happy flying under the radar and just talking about hockey for the last few minutes

imagine being so out of touch with reality you obfuscate your world view
>>>/pepethefrog/

How to obtain ayyy gf?

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Can you get a trip or something?

That idiot doesn't know how to talk about hockey.

What the fuck is that

*sips* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

can you?

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That's william "wild bill" karlsson and his ayy gf

>local finnish bust playing in finland

looks like a crayfish party to me

Did he go to Area 51 to look for a gf?

What would you like to talk about specifically then m8.
Which norge is norge today?

I love you (every single one of you)

are you new?

Íf your other option is the oilers, wouldn't you?

The rejected Norge.. :(

pro hockey players could get any girl they want but they always go for the highschool cheerleader turned failed model so they become insta thots with dyed blonde hair. they probably give really good head because all of them look plastic as fuck

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hockey
quality OC
books (or other offseason activities)
when the fuck the new jersey designs are finally getting released

are you saying he's got dissociative identity disorder

hockey players are not typically the sharpest knives in the drawer

Who could be so heartless as to reject a Norge? I can't even fathom it.
I'll be your fren, Norge.

There are (at least) three Norges on /hoc/.

I liked the raging landscape architect norge the best

I'm an OC architect.

prove it

youtube.com/watch?v=EyGq6OAAKGE

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i know one of you >dropout faggots is in here

go shill your fat retarded friend elsewhere

>rejected
>Norge
No
>hockey
Be more specific
>quality OC
that died quite a while back
>when are the new jerseys getting released?
Not soon enough but once they get here well all bitch about them and fite over which one is better.
I'm saying there are multiple norge posters just as there are multiple usa, finland, leaf, and Swede posters.

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>bracketcuck
>hockey discussion
You must be new here

would you rather lose by 10-1 or 5-4 (OT)?

Wow I cant wait for another thread where we complain about imaginary friends!
I like their pieces, but they need to get better goaltending from ullmark and hutton. I’ll give them a fringe shot at playoffs

shannon is a girls name

so it is bracketcuck who is obsessed with shannon
explains soooooooooooooooooooo much

>absolute blowout
>season momentum is affected
>goalie gets rattled
or
>maintain some self-respect
>get a garypoint from OT

I'll take option #2.

>there are multiple usa, finland, leaf, and Swede posters
thats news to me

/hoc/ is actually just 1 finn with a fancy botnet

Not fancy enough

>*plays the game purely for passion and enjoyment*

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grim showing from Canada today

imagine defending a tripfag

I actually assumed every post is an AI responding to a random word generator and I am the only real person here.

So, who else makes the playoffs next season?

>[Deleted]
based k*ppers

wew

Good bet the Atlantic is once again Tampon with Bawwwwwston and Laffs playing each other for another Laffs first round exit. Wild card is Kitties and Habnots

Hocringe

which is which?

Kind of weird how I haven't heard anyone giving the Habs a chance for next season. All of the analysts seem to think that it's a given that Florida leapfrogged them.

blots, broons, >laffs, islels (wc), >rags, craps, debbies, canes (wc), blues, avs, stars, shorks, yotes, oilels, preds (wc), and jest (wc).
First round exits for blots, >laffs, >rags, debbies, blues, stars, oilels, and jest.

>change two or three pieces
>the Rangers and Devils are magically good now
Never understood this meme.

Kitties have Bobrovsky, not enough to push them up past Blots but enough to backpedal into the playoffs. Habs were very close this year but they could fall off.

Imagine having to deal with signing Marner lmao what a bitchboy

Well /hoc/ just increased by about 30 people for (you)
The hockey guy is boring m8.
Could see the habs being in the race for a wild card. Definitely have a good chance of making it. Should be a fun season for that race. (This post alone is more hockey discussion than any of the complainers ever post)

HOCKEY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDd

>The hockey guy is boring m8.
You just have to put him on 1.75x or 2x speed.

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This some real fuckin shit
Damn. Frosty.

>primadonnas starting to push contracts past 12mil
how fucked is the nhl

1.75 might work. 2x seems like it would become comical

brandy is a fine girl

I've been slowly listening to pretty much everything on youtube that isn't music on higher and higher speeds over the last half a year or so, so maybe I'm more used to it.

>Sidney
>Patty
>Alex
Girl names are elite

benis is the most elite name

hung wang

Pekka Benisinen will be the Finn who finally gets drafted first overall.

How many more number one overall picks will be ruined at the hands of the soilels?

Every single one of them from now until the league folds.

All of them

>everyone should be satisfied with what they paid a decade ago
how fucked is your view of economics?

Could /hoc/ pass the turing test?

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let’s go Blues

let's not

based janny cleaning up the thread and btfoing shannon shills

furthermore, I hope they win the Stanley cup

more like we went blues

you mean fat inbred hispanic retards cant just interpret the rules as they want??

Interlinked

looks like the leaf got taken down as well
casualties of war I guess

>bracket leaves
>/hoc/ dies
>bracket is /hoc/

*sips*

factually incorrect

>he types after 3 consecutive posts in a minute
we dont need you

*sniffs*

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is this all you post

Gee billy 3 whole posts?

t. /cr*c/ refugee

Fuck cric

I bet you do fuckboy

maybe redd*t would be more your speed

WAH WAH REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

order is what makes the white civilization excel

>shannon is reddit
>using moderation to get rid of things you don't like is reddit
>waaahhhh don't say reddit

Hot.
I also post beavers.

Who are you quoting?

not sure why I'm complaining about your posts when all this other retarded shit is being posted

Kind of funny how the people who constantly shill shannon are also the people crying that everything is reddit

Cheers finfren. *sips*

I do this every night

>say the people who call him reddit
how the fuck are we going for lap 2 on this

pffffffffffftttttt
sssss
urmf
pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt

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how the fuck do you not understand that nobody cares that idiot posted a new video and if they did they would just go to youtube to watch it and you don't need to constantly advertise his channel?
you stupid fuck

I've never been to Canada bros...
What parts of worth visiting?

just spoke with the hipster at the dude store about some rick and morty while making my purchase

is that the woman who does those hockey skits?

>getting this mad at memes
holy yikes

>it's le epic troll
>do I fit in yet guys?

Yep, definitely redd*t.

B T F O

yes, make sure you stay upwind

>samefagging on your phone

>what do you mean there is more than one person who thinks I'm a faggot??

I thought we'd gotten over the seething.

Shannon shills absolutely fucking worked lmao

Are we reading the same thread?

>implying /hoc/ is ever not seething outside of RPH

>*click*
>..................
>.........
>.............
>......
>..
>.
>...
>...
>...
>okeydokey

>shannon shills get btfo by mods and anons
>start crying reddit
Yep, pretty sure we're all here together.

yeah, this is based

>so I've copied a bunch of stats from the NHL website and I'd like to read them off to you

Uhhhh whut

English hard for you jose?

>the only time /hoc/ is a tripfag accepting hugfest is during reddit posting hours
colour me shocked

It's color, frenchy

rph is a joke
only teams in the pacific even worth a damn are the knights and nucks

>yotes, oilels, jest

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I dont use my trip during RPH and it's the only time any actual hockey discussion occurs.

for me it's da bloos

seethe: the general

>oilers do absolutely nothing during offseason
>we playoffs now

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go sharks
go oilers

watching a video of a woman sucking milk from her own tits and then letting it dribble out of her mouth and trickle down her abs

hockey

go Wild

It has already been determined that I am /hoc/

You can't just make a post like that and not share a link.

>it's the only time any actual hockey discussion occurs
/hoc/ island was created during reddit posting hours
but ofc you'll pretend like this was ontopic discussion since no one insulted you during the creation

Are you also me

>ducks
>playoffs

The answer is always more small forwards.

>ofc
Are you a woman?
No man writes like this.

Which division can muster the best first line?

ofc is short for of course

Kelly Hart.
No relation to Carter Hart, netminder for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Hockey.

how would you know how a woman writes? is it the vagina between your legs?

reminder

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Not-/hoc/ island is neither /hoc/ nor rph approved. Its literally one dumb shit then the /cric/ posters.
50/50. They wont win a series tho.

pacific - knights
central - avs
metro - caps
atlantic - boston

Of those I would say central is the strongest

my ducks are making the playoffs

when in doubt absolve yourself right?
no wonder you spend all your time making brackets no one asked for or wanted

Everyone knows /hoc/ island was just a good bit of offseason fun and anyone who takes it too seriously is just a poopy pants

pacioretty - stastny - stone will be the best line in hockey this year, even though they're the "second" line in Vegas.

the mountain is for real though

Except they aren't

>RPH [is the] only time any actual hockey discussion occurs.

>shed perry
>shed kesler
>bring up youngsters with their coach
There is 0 reason to believe the ducks won't be at least 3rd in the shit pile that is the Pacific

3rd spot is going to the yotes
both wcs belong to the central

>make the roster significantly worse
>but we'll do better!!
KEK

>worse
Kesler and perry were both old dogs past their prime and usefulness. It was time to take em out old yeller style.

ducks are in playoff mode this year

and prospects arent worth shit if they couldnt crack the roster with old fucks like perry and kesler taking the slots

I wanna believe but
>yotes
Tbh this last playoff was awful without having someone to hate that isnt Boston or toronto.

>team starts winning
>fanbase floods /hoc/ with posts
>team stops winning
>fanbase nowhere to be found
Why is this the case

Like an allstar format? If you have your pick of each player in a divison Atlantic takes it, then Pacific, then Central, followed by Metro

>le pay a player 10 million to not play full time
I agree the system is stupid but it is what it is.

there was an offseason last year
it wasnt like kesler or perry were any better
stop pretending like sam steel is gonna be the game changing the quacks needs to stop taking on water

let me put my non-stick cooking oil into your babybaker, let's gooooo

>sam steel
>cumtwat
>Kase
>sprong
>grant
>rowney
Still have getz, henrique, fowler, lindholm

Ducks are actually in pretty decent shape.

Guessing time! Who am I?

"In 2017-2018 he had 45 points, this was the best season total he has had so far. In 2018-2019 he got 36 point. Did he deserve to score more than that? Uhhh, probably not. Now, can he turn it around and become a 50-60 point player? To be honest, I don't know... I really don't."

literally a bunch of whos that will contribute to sixty point cuck season

This is what I’m saying... playoffmode

Only the devils got better. Rangers are iffy because kakko could just bust in our faces and we laugh at finland, trouba isn’t the save all answer on defense and they have issues goaltending wise

Who's >your team lad
I mean they still lack experience but 3rd in the pacific is completely feasible

funny to think the kings, ducks, and oilers will all be battling for bottom of the pacific

We staying bitches
twitter.com/nyislanders/status/1159581750923862017?s=21

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according to nhl.coms stats there's noone with 36 points this season and 45 last year

why do people keep using this eyefuck as an op

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I'm the narrator, silly goose.

you set me up

You are a big doofus

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I'm usually here, I just don't always post about >my team.

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It was actually my Shannon impression (so you're right).

Yotes oilers nucks and kings with the kongs on the bottom

>Today marks an historic occasion
>an historic

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>who is Artemi Panarin

sign him kevin

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What's even the fucking point lads. I just want to go to sleep forever.

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Then do it and quit wasting everyone's time you faggot

ate vegas
ate paul stastny
ate jacob trouba

love winnipeg
love laine
love scheif
love wheeler
love buff
love connor

simple as

ah yes panarin is gonna guide a centerless rangers team somewhere

if you're not eating healthy and exercising then you're not giving yourself a chance

Comfy preseason hockey soon

twitter.com/NHL/status/1159509606281953281?s=09
>WELCOME TO HOCKEY HIGH
>Where are you sitting?

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>ducks fans think every single one of their prospects will pan out which will somehow replace all of their old star players at the same time

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

did you guys know that the montral canadiens have won ten stanley cups since 1968?

t. poor man's sam

nz flag rarer than gay leaf flag so technically a rich man's sam

there's a port on a western bay
and it serves 100 ships a day
lonely sailors pass the time away
and talk about their homes

i don't get it

and they're all gay

.
It's only worth it if you got a discount. My team only has 2 writers, one of which is lazy, the other of which is a dumb woman that only discusses analytics, and shares all her shit for free on a different website anyways. I don't read 99.9% of the other stuff.

yah but sam is the real deal and you are just a cheap island knockoff

based bracket working /hoc/ into a seethe

Do you really want to know?

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sam is the real deal
yeah real fucking gay you big dumb idiot

wrong thread

why are you into girls who have legs of a 9 year old

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2/10 made me reply
don't try so hard it comes off as forced

No, no one does. Go away.

yes tell me
ignore the faggots

wtf I can see her cooter

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Ok it's really very easy though. So simple you'll wonder how you didn't know it before.

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I deserved that

sitting with teemu obviously but i want everyone else to leave

6 seems like top banter. Failing that, I'd go to table 2 to swap stories about slaying pusy

Just be yourself user :^)

pulju?

step one: become an hero

apetor is norwegian

>no table with Bulju, Laine, and Kakko

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pusy

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huh
imagine that

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>no barkov

chambers you fucking freak post more aliens

Nah

youre on the ice and this guy is blasting bar down clappers at your tendie all night, what do you do?

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Line him up in the trolley tracks

hello and welcome to /hoc/ comment etiquette with randy! as you all know, /hoc/ runs Yea Forums and has made numerous other generals their bitches, the most famous being the shit hole known as /cric/. the thing is, people seem to be total dicks to each other all the time about this, so i'm about to slide into one of their shitty generals to drop some knowledge and posting etiquette

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Line him up in the light rail tracks

how can a man be so based?

The delusion has gone so far the canadian has literally become randy
Grim

Yummy

Post Big Buff

"no"

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I'd rather commit suicide than sit with any of those hulking Reddit faggots

ASS

big buff you say?

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Line him up in the subway tracks

Where does thg sit?

i eat it

i see you are a man of culture

t. Loner

bet you zoomer don't even know what this is referencing

*is the best city to watch a hockey game*

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That's amazing, user! So it's like one every 5 years? 69,74,79,84,89,94 and so on every 5 years?

SAILORS SAY BRANDY

can think of at least 5 better cities

Shhhh.

randy?

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*in tennessee

i'd rather eat randy ngl
youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs

>not as a visiting fan to Vegas

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i devour ass

>glendale
>boston
>montreal
>vancouver
>Denver
there what do i win

i eat ass err' day

>glendale
Very epic troll

Dont compare my man Erik to Randy

>mad at comfy winter time in the desert
pleb

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I work 2 blocks from TD Garden, there are towns without AHL teams that are better cities to watch hockey games in than Boston.

A gnome-looking drunk in torn pajamas threatened to "gut me like a fish" when I left work late once during a Bruins game.

soon

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About to take a big, fat, stinking Minnesota.

based sounds like he knew just looking you needed to have sex

superior swedish prospects desu
finns belong in bins

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give us a courtesy flush next time m8.

>glendale
Nothing to do unless you're a literal boomer and lol like 2,000 people at the game
>boston
Absolutely shit city and its only redeeming quality is Fenway
>montreal
Has good strip clubs but is mostly gay bars and other faggotry
>vancouver
杀死自己的同性恋
>denver
DUDE WEED LMAO LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE TO DO UNLESS YOU GO SKIING DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM FTW

looks itchy

>tfw winnipeg is unironically the best hockey city

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what's your horses name?

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1 bong until cfl action kicks off

wtf is he on roids?? that doesn't even look good lmao

Just found out the Green Bay Packers are having an exhibition game in Winnipeg. Only 9000 tickets sold. Minimum ticket cost is $200 dollars. Football is gay.

The Kaapo Kakko desu

natty
twitter.com/NHL/status/1150874014195355648

>August 8th
>Marner not signed
>Laine not signed
>Pulju still an Oiler

Is this the year of the zoomer hold out?

laine hasnt even touched his stick since the jets last game

i bet he touches his stick 3 times a day

all shit

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what is mcdavid thinking right now?

What exactly do you like to do

>the quicker they get rid of that faggot pulju the better

>rope, gun or pills? So many choices

>I wonder what my pals on /hoc/ are talking about right now...

he loves dick

Hughes :DDDDDDDD
reminder: hughes = bust
kakko = hhof

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Well that's a given

>Why did my father allow me to sign with Edmonton? I should've pulled a Lindros.

Why was Hughes picked over Kakko?

Dunno but I'm glad the Rangers got Kakko

if you haven't had pho noodle soup you're missing out

God natt, /hoc/.

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bonne nuit

real pho or instant pho

Also I remember going to pho restaurants in like 2005 and having a bottle of Siracha at every table before it became a meme condiment.

Agreed

real pho. it's so fucking good

cya norge

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if you haven't eaten ass you're missing out

It's just noodles in water

BUT NOT A REAL GREEN DRESS THAT'S CRUEL

If I had a million dollars, I pay bulju to clean my pool

he is murican. all the hype around hughes is about potential and how he will magically grow two football fields in height and become next terminator physically and all the other similar nonsense. also because he dominated some other kids in stacked team. but in reality kakko is better than hughes in every possible way except maybe skating

gonna laugh my ass of when that gnome is trying to dangle everyone and getting destroyed because evil big bois can actually answer to your sillines

barenaked ladies are fedora tier

It's going to be fun watching those in October.

Anyone here follow the Quebec Major junior hockey league?

casually.

Why bother, they haven't produced a significant goalie in 20 years.

>imagine hating on the songs that you remember solely from having them drilled into your head by your mother's choice of radio as she drove you everywhere with her as she ran her daily errands.

I'M SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ON

Sleep well, fren

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>hughes can't be a good player because muh big boys
it's like you forgot players like kane, marchand, kucherov exist

I think finland is dumb

are they built like this? this kid looks like he just got out from auschwitz

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Lightning fan here, I just woke up from a sixth month coma. What happened, did we win the cup? Let me guess, I bet we choked out in the conference finals again.

the same retards with boomer opinion like jack hughes will get destroyed are the same retards with boomer opinions that modern hockey sucks because there's no hitting or fighting. pick one, you fags

you're acting as if every nhl player right now is some 250 pound roided up enforcer

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Kane weighs a whopping 7 pounds more and pretty much looked like that when he was drafted

Finns shouldnt be allowed to attempt serious hockey discussion

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calmer than you all are...finally.

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Where will dad bod Maroon sign?

They also booed a stand up to cancer ad because Crosby was in it

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he's a hometown hero, baby!

Who the fuck typed that?

>baseball game erded
>Eoradstreet Bullies

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jack hughes will get destroyed

I still refuse to believe this is real.

by what?

So youre saying we can sue Ted for theft of intellectual property

imho, Hughes and Kakko will both excel, but i still feel like Hughes will battle injuries more

Quinn is the better Hughes.

>finnishbyfuglienfanfic.jpg

tis real

thought about that myself, maybe we should

>having a judge and jail installed in a sporting venue
Absolutely THE most American thing I have ever heard of; and I mean that in a good way

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>36Raymbers

that whiteboi twink is gonna get BLACKED by Wayne Simmonds/PK Subban

store.steampowered.com/app/532190/Super_Blood_Hockey/

Fuck hillbillies and Booberry biscuits

made some stirfry

skin's too pale to be swedish. He must have been born in south africa.

>pretty much looked like that when he was drafted
no he didnt

compared to jack hughes they do look like 250 pound roided up enforcers

He at least looks like he's 18. Fucking Pettersson is going to keep looking like he's 16 until he hits his 30's, yet he's somehow managed to do just fine in the league so far.

who was the physically largest rookie/draftee at the combine/draft?
like in recent history

dont forget byfuglien

he is already counting hours till he can meet jack

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redpill me on Oulu Kärpät now that they've acquired bulju

fuk u /hog/

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any discussion on eyeliners new stadium?

headphones broke lads.

Youre getting as bad as Randy, lad

how long until hall starts offering jacko lines of coke?

he palyed suprisingly well first half of the season.... then he fell off. how about those two injuries?? little boi needs some strength

He had a close call last year.

looking at the comments from former employees, I honestly think some /hoc/ poster legitimately runs that company. Because if this board were legitimately in charge, I could see the same tier of reviews happening

how could anyone forget about murderin' mike

oulun kärpät is cuck club (youtu.be/-yxYWDt8QRw) and you want to stay the fuck out of that gay ass shit team

Relocate the panthers

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Already posted it here

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They really should, the kitties deserve a better fan base

Its not even funny, quebec is better for them. Hell, even KC is a better place

thanks

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dubs decides what type of degeneracy i fap to tonight

Futa

vanilla pov missionary

sweet, wholesome, vanilla

midget creampie

>rags
>laffs
>snes

titty twisters

Anything on /trash/

shitting dick nipples

bisexual cuck porn

T20 cricket

Kaapo

technically not dubs

well fugg

forceful persuasion

WINRAR

pusy

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

Dubs confirmed. Get to it user.

feet

well NOW the quads are "official"
have fun wanking to that

your dubs confirm the dubs of the dubs

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>/hoc/ finally gets a get
>it's about fapping to gay porn
this is why the other generals bully us

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Who?

>he goes to other generals

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you guys are fucked

It's not gay if a woman is egging you on and holding your head while you suck

how the fuck does anyone rate the ducks?

How does anyone rate the rangers?

the animal 8/10
the team 5/10

poofta general

poofta sport

lol.

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technically dubba-dubs

that explains why you hang out here all day and night

smells like cum and....sheep in here all of a sudden

the rangers got a 2nd overall pick

>wasted on a f*nn

>f*nn

meanwhile the cucks drafted a amer*can and will finish the season with 40 points

taking a kakko right now speaking of

>picked a f*nn

>36Raymbers

>not browsing /dbt/

i rate the rangers
currently 3/10
as a franchise entirely 2/10

What’s the difference between cocktail peanuts and dry roasted peanuts?

Only finns i rate are Kotkaniemi and Barkov teebeedesu

Just arrive in user's toilet, was a nice shitty

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

kill all f*nns

69

Field hockey qts

2020 Calder Memorial trophy winner Quinn Hughes.

>no he didnt
yeah he did

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i think finns are neat

getting it ready, cuck?

I'm not making the next thread. Someone else do it

ok but the op will probably be bisexual cuck porn

I'm saving an absolutely elite post for the next thread chaps

I have a good post for the next thread but will likely forget by the time we get to 500.

I’m going to say the gamer word in the next thread

I'm making the new thread boys, already typed/hoc/ into the subject line and selected the image. Just need to hit submit

Randy bo bandy, fee fi fo fandy

Good work lad

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/cuc/ - hockey

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QUIT POSTING SEMEN PLEASE /HOC/ IS A CHRISTIAN GENERAL NEED I REMIND YOU

Well this thread sucks glad it's over

sam

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new

Fuck no. Someone make another