ITT: Based retard sports moments

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That Mbappe's reaction gets me everytime

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not a webm, but
>be contracted to Liverpoo
>mock 'illsbreh and the
>contract terminated
based retard Itandje

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Can someone post the one with the German goalkeeper standing a meter behind the goal line while conceding a goalß I forgot what game this was.

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cuz he do funni tings xD

classic

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I can't decide if it's retarded or incredibly based.

>outright tackling the jerries

based as fuck

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lmao

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Is this how Boris is going to save Brexit?

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wait, no, that's not the right one

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my life.webm

TOP FUCKING KEK

well, for some reason Yea Forums tells me connection error when I try to post the right one, so I'll post this one isntead

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This, it was the funniest one

thank god they lost the league

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I think I know the one you're thinking of, but I remember the context for that game. The stadium DJ accidentally played the goal horn and the goalkeeper thought he had time to get a drink and his water bottle was inside the net. Meanwhile, the ball was still in play and while his back was turned, the other team made it all the way to his box so when he turned around and realized there was a shot coming toward him, he was still behind the goal line.

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JUST

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Badass to be honest.

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Who was in the wrong here? And I mean besides the cameraman?

the best goal of his carrer easily. He got both the assist and the goal, based.

The linesman

Linesman and goalkeeper obviously.

based retard

The reactions at 0:18 actually kind of spoil this webm. Mbappe looks more like he just heard someone buy KFC while his two teammates have no reaction because they're only at PSG to get paid millions.

Duisburg

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Literally everyone in the webm
>linesman (wrong offside call)
>goalkeeper
>the player she tackled for staying down
>her teammates for not remonstrating

>the player she tackled for staying down
KEK

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Yeah thats the one I was looking for. I didn't expect them to be in the 3rd bundesliga already.

mbappé is looking at the exit

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i dont know they did it but psg managed to sell them both

based af

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wtf was alisson thinking ?

This was a week after he cheekily chipped a striker. He was riding a high.

a classic

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he is the defender, right?

Brexit strategy

Everything about this is hilarious, fucking Zaza.

what kill me is buffon looking towards him at the end probably thinking how much of a retard he is

GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He was subbed in specifically because of his superior penalty taking skills.

why did United sign Bailly when he obviously has the IQ of a 5-year-old? they must have the worst scouting network in the world.

this is just wonderful, notice that the ball is going wide before it hits his face

he's been studying lloris very closely, i see.

150+ IQ dribble move

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More Polish Ekstraklasa, please watch their league

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pretty sure he already had a hat trick by that point so was just in nets for the banter

you cannot believe how hard i am laughing

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You'd have a point if he weren't absolutely nowhere near saving it.

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Based ChichaDIOS

/CHI

>benny hill music plays

>Liverpool

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can't, too dumb to understand that level of football

£35 million for that.
Bargain lad.

Would vote for that guy only for that moment

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they did what they needed to, based as fuck

based

I'm literally getting tears from laughter from these Polish webms

can someone post Neuer at the World Cup against based Korea

I too am a lifelong polish league watcher

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HOLY HELL

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they tied to liverpool next game

>El slip

It's not that retarded he was offside from the through ball

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holy fuck, I'm in tears

>must praise allah in the middle of the field

based

It looks funny Mr. Autismo

Classics

literally based retard

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kek

>esteban geraldo

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what

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This is the power of the Top 14

The thing is, he wasn't. They went 2 vs 1 gk and they fucked up

Why does anyone rate Cavanni? Lukaku is unironically miles ahead of him with the ball at his feet and when it comes to making smart decisions.

reminder lads; the premier league has an official youtube channel so if you're bored and feel like watching old hd goals, enjoy

Fuck cyclists

youtu.be/WTgVZ9Zu7M8

>this lack of awareness
my god

propah brexit tackle that

Cavani is probably the best first intention 9 desu
both lukaku and cavani are massive fuck up artists

Perro caca

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wtf he charge head first like a tard

this is even better when you know that they ended up losing 3-2

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one of the best celebrations i've seen tbqh

a.uguu.se/pvapppOQrYdi_TheUtdfeel.mkv

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Most retardedly based post itt

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This is our fucking Prime Minister.
Fucking hell...

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Sassuolo seems like a banter inducing team

you're american, you're unable to understand football

Based ekstraklasa poster

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Can't believe we got 35 - 40 million bar for him.
Absolute top dude but a fucking average as fuck player.

that's why you people don't eat a world cup since 1966 (even with roney, beckham, lampard, and hurricane)

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great control, switching the angle of attack, nothing wrong with this, Pep only wishes his players could do this

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Damn, it's look like our polish Ekstraklasa.

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this faggot is as disgusting as trump. literally everything about him makes me puke.

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why is he in net?

wtf i love cricket now.

KKKKKKKKKK PQP

fake. I can't believe this

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I don't get it.

shouldn't they pass to each other and advance instead of kicking the ball in this play?

i am just guessing here
there are 8 players he can pass the egg and only 2 defenders
like a football counter attack with 8 plays and 2 def and goalkeeper
and he decides to fuck it up cause he is based or autistic

lmao did he kill him

>let's see if he's actually useful as a keeper
>nope

wtf

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Bulju :DDDDD :D

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WTF????
His own player did that? Did he get suspended? Fired?
Who is this? never seen anything like that

i have some but this one is my favorite

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this is too long to explain if you don't follow hockey but it is pretty a fucking rare situation

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All these polish ones are fucking hilarious

Yeah... I'm thinking we're back

doubt it. it was definitely an accident. The defender was mad so he just swung without thinking.

I was at a game where a defender somehow managed to poke the end of his stick (with some rough tape) into his goalies eye. The goalie took of his mask and made them stop play for injury. The home crowd didn't see this happen and booed the crap out of him, because they thought he was just trying to disrupt the game. Only later when I watched the highlights at home did I see the defender accidentally back into him with his stick at face height.

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It's funny because after all of that, his dive is pathetic.

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>can only reply with flagposting
stop, you don't have to do this every post. I know you're obsessed with americans but keep it to yourself

what latin shithole did your illegal spic parents jump the fence from?

do people not remember that that ball took a deflection? there was nothing more he could have done there

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>eat a world cup
boris looks like he ate a world cup(sized pie) haha

what was it, novichok?

wish this sort of thing would happen more often.

4 dimensional passing. Beautiful.

burgers always ruining this board with their politics

faggot

TOPKEK

This was funnier watching it live almost spilled my beer laughing kek

kek

this was one of the greatest things that ever happened to /hoc/. publixposting finally died.

cracking game

/strongmind/ gets straight back up

top kek, great thread lads

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fucking madman

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This thread almost makes me want to watch soccer. How often does the memery in this thread happen? What team or league or whatever should obe watch to have the greatest chance of witnessing such hilarity?

bojo dont give a fuk
get rekt faggot

That was a foul on Alisson though.

>every british poster is the same
Faggot

what is the name of this strategy?

Watch eastern eruopean leagues or even the swiss league

>every american poster is the same
faggot

Yes but the attempt to save the ball was such an anticlimax

what the fuck was he thinking?

Looks like he did it on purpose, match fixing glitch probably

...

it was pre-var back then, maybe they'd allow it and he could tsu tsu again

best one ITT

jesus fuck

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what the fuck is happening

breddy gud

me 1 minute after i wake up

BULJU

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this is where the bolts lost the series

i read that there are huge deposits of ferromagnetic/magnetic ore (lodestone) in that area. so there is huge magnetic pull withing miles from that place.

He just ran into a guy. It would be different if it was a football (real) player, but he just charged headfirst into some soccer manlet.

i love how bishop just obliviously wanders out there and goes down like a ragdoll. did /hoc/ ever come to a consensus as to what the fuck he was thinking?

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absolute UNIT. i love the look on his face when he glimpses back.

"Well that mong got a right proper thrashing"

tremendous header

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>i hope I look pretty

fucking Nadal-tier

The fact that this was his first goal with Manure made it so much better.

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fucking genius

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Excellent

I remember the game. He knew he was offside. He wasn't even punished iirc.

Nothing wrong with that.

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I will NEVER stop being mad

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>well, he made it in anyway, I dont see the big deal-
>the replay

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I swear to god, its always the same wa

they always get a sure hand on it, and then just completely lose it

>that was 9 years old

I didn't come to feel bros

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They're obviously fooling around here and doing it on purpose.

>nothing but poverty kick
There's a reason the majority of posters leave this board after the super bowl. Just one more month

>blames the murican
>not the asshole who posted Boris the clown, a clearly politically motivated post

Kek the wheelchair kid is laughing at him

They're literally on the attack as he turns around and starts walking away, this is peak based retard.

>giving away a handball from a corner
Takes some skill to fuck up that badly.

now this is a tactical masterclass

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ty very enlightening

200 iq play

40 million is the going rate for 'average' these days

It's football, Jim, but not as we know it.

didn't you know? he was the second goalkeeper for tottenham before he was the striker

you're mom is farting to the left of where the camera is pointed

straight from the exorcist

too much drugs

>m'lady

hahahahaahha

Boris is funny regardless of your politics
kys faggot

KEK

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Probably my favorite sports gif of all time.

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Poor goalie ;_;

Brilliant!

How the hell did he end up at Arsenal? He's Everton-tier at best.

"Playing like it's the London derby 1986".

E A S Y
A
S
Y

god, fuck tim sherwood. absolute charlatan.

>awtistiaeth

>kane

it's just a THRILLLLLLLERRRRRRR

Honestly, man, MLS memes pretty hard almost weekly, the trick is finding the best game for it.

I could be a footballer.

oh my fucking god

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fucking kek

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This must be the famous Eton education I've heard so much about

Throughout all his career, the amount of transfer money paid by clubs for Choupo Moting is 50k

Based

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C.#2013–present

the other half is gay sex in the locker room

Can’t believe it took this long for this gif to show up, should have been the first post.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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The funniest part of this, is he was on some record clean sheet streak, and this was his first goal conceded.

will someone post the webm plz?

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how about a webm?

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Just for you user

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anyone can explain this?

>getting this butthurt because everyone knows how thick americans are when it comes to football
Go back to fucking your sister, Cletus.

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watch 8:05

youtube.com/watch?v=hJAVlPIjrGI

the a-league. Check out their bloopers on YT.

Toffs love Rugby.

The guy who catches the ball thought his team were in the lead. They were actually tied. The guy misses the free throw that would have put them 1 point ahead, then JR Smith with a chance to put them 2 points ahead, grabs the ball and runs away to protect the "lead". He could have worked a shot or at least tried for free throws since he was in a great position. Instead of winning, they go into overtime where their team lose. This happened in the NBA finals.

JR Smith is Mr. Based Retard of the NBA.

What was this match? Why was Boris mad lad Johnson playing footy against germans?

Some charity thing.

Projectiles flying past him or falling just short. It felt like he was invincible.

It was a charity game in 2006 that had ex-pros and celebrities from England and Germany. Other people involved were Sean Bean, Nigel Benn, Richard Ashcroft (The Verve), and Matt le Tissier. The Germans were mostly former pros, including Lothar Matthaus.

You should watch rugby instead, the memery is off the charts

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The Polish Bombardment

any hoopnigger care to explain what happened here

Now i see why he was elected to be the PM of UK, only a man like him can truly lead brexit

lmfaoo

He has the potential to be one of the best defenders in the world nigga, but he's so injury prone

there was no deflection

Windy as fuck

I remember this bullshit, based reftard called penalty for it.

The reason he always gets injured is because he's too stupid when he jumps into challenges, same with jones

muy sides

Stupid woman gets confused and throws the ball into her own net, which then confuses every other stupid woman and they all suddenly start to play to the wrong direction, ie. attacking their own net/goal.

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hivemind of women

brappppppp

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Who's fault? Sauber, Ferrari or McLaren? Imo Ferrari bcs Sauber was first and Ferrari should wait.

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nerve gas?

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>FIFA scripting

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in awe of the size of this gentleman

pit exit light was red, the ferrari and sauber had to stop. shamilton wasn't paying attention (and neither was rosberg in the williams at the end)

Why are people with dreads so agressive? Does reggae make them nervous?

Hockey can be so funny sometimes

the fuck is "eur"

care to explain for the too low iq people not familliar with cricket

>KFC
are they huge is South Asia? i see their logo on race cars with SEA drivers/teams

dickhead thought the ball would be unplayable/go over the stumps or wide so he left it. instead it crashes into the stumps and dickhead maxwell has just thrown away his wicket and is left looking like the dickhead he is.

jagonya ayam!

Not reggae, dancehall.

Did someone died?

that's some 300iq

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>+4
>95 minutes
you hate to see it

european XI

oh this is one game... impressive.
Even more impressive is that he played the full 90m

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>Alfonso_soriano.png

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>1/12 laps

kek

why did you have to make me remember this

W O B B L E R

filthy meds

Honestly can't tell if genius or retarded. Also can't tell if it's on purpose or pure accident.

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Fuck right off. Keepers get so much fucking leeway and bias, when he does something that retarded, he'd deserved worse.

when will they learn

Asking them to learn is like asking them to grab something off the top shelf.

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>>the player she tackled for staying down

Jesus, lad. She just took 70kg of raging butch lesbo gk to the face. I'd be in the grass for a while too.

You forgot
>the ref for not immediately getting the red out
>the audience for not drawing and unloading on that cunt of a linesman

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I think the retarded bit is that he didn't realise he was offsides. He was so offsides, even his teammate who was behind him was offsides.

?

>what is sarcasm?

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kek

There's a great edit of this where that retarded steppy step is looped, anyone got it?

Ball lad was the real MVP.

fucking euro sports where the defense just lets the other team hang around in their crease.

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i don't understand
what happened

Based clown

is this supposed to be superior to rugby?

that was the exact moment LeBron decided to be a Laker. He was already 50:50 about it. No one in Cleveland blames him one bit.

underrated

>Ronaldo Being Savagely Beaten
>Ronaldo

ti mene jebes hahahahahahahaha

no way

youtube.com/watch?v=ADGMc2C7HiM

this mong actually played a wc final

Ah, yes, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel-Johnson, son of Stanley Johnson, grandson of Osman Ali Wilfred Kemal, descendant of Ali Kemal Bey, minister of the Ottoman Empire.

what does it mean
>thrown away his wicket

He's a big guy

Dybala dodged a bullet.

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call me when lukaku does anything like this

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Yeah, KFC is big in Indian cities. They also serve veggie burgers for vegetarians.

The most based retard moment of hockey

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i miss maldozer doing similarly retarded shit in f1 for renault :(

...you dont have a drivers license do you?

Well, not the Colts. But most teams are.

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>

This is literally the only time in history a team lined up like that for a play, its still inexplicable, not even remotely close to a normal gridiron play by any stretch of the imagination

LOOK AT JURGEN KLOPP

advanced ball tampering that

His opportunity to score points for his team.

What's retarded about this?
He wasn't doing any weird manoeuvre or going that fast, so was it not his tyres giving up or something?

The door was open and braking hard did not work
He tried to hit slowly the wall to put it forward but then the front stayed stuck

absolutely based

Boris "Bombard" Johnson

This lol

peek a boo

Great fucking banter

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kek

Absolutely based.

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It took a tiny deflection, but mostly it's just >poozan

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>when you're so bad at football even the literal retard in the wheelchair makes fun of you
wew, this is extreme

elite goal la

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Hope Solo opened her legs

can't make webms, but this one is worth a look:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fsLeCjB4s

That was great. All that effort so that he can leap at any moment, and then he jumps like someone just pulled a rug out from under him.

Underrated post.

Best itt

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Fucking wew lad.

love how the passenger laughs at him

ON THIS DAY

Absolutely based.

Anybody save that Sissoko shot against Villa today?

Solid post

redeemed by the fact he had already scored a hat trick and the game ended 5-1

Usually our boys are the ones doing the choking like that

>qat
miaaoww :DDD

>literally spat on Livershit fans
>constantly bullied their only legend
>racial abused a child
ABL Liverslip players are the best

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Did he died? FIFA looking ass webm tbqhwyfam

he is a good dribbler

Based and autismpilled

Unequivocally and holistically based

Best thread on Yea Forums

The full kit wanker thread is a good one as well. I recommend you peruse at your leisure fren

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

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cocaine is a hell of a drug

Why arent the goals fixed in place?

lol mbappe reaction

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lamo hasnt got a fucking clue. what a prick

fffuuuuuuck

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The White Zaza of Rugby

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it would hurt more when you ran into it.

explain to brainlet why you would duck to header the ball and not kick it?
your own keeper can still pick it up?

outstanding post

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B I G C O C K D I V O CK

Because you would get killed slamming into it at full speed.

Also, they need to remove the net when they resurface the ice during intermission. Since it's already removable they might as well keep the safety factor by just using two dowels that get lifted when someone collides with it.

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Its funny because pretty much nobody focuses on the keepers movements.

Now take your autism pills.

How the fuck do you show up on the training ground the next morning?

That stuff looked funny but it's understandable. That final dive however was something out of an under 9s game.

Joe Hart's career dived harder than him lmao

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What is problem of this retard?

When Utd had SOUL

underrated

Based scum

>They demand equal pay.

he was just applauding his reflexes, chill out.

i would be pissed if some faggy pseudo journalist took it upon himself to add exclamation marks to my sentences

kek

south america folks

literally retarded

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Dalma Maradona?

only Evo Morales can compete

based ratking

who is the fragile guy?

Yoan Gourcuff AC Milan legend

thanks :)

Nice try, Mohammed lol

Now gib site with serie a and copalib streams, i can't find anything reliable since tudotv is down

I don't know hot to help you, fren, I'm sorry
I wish I could watch serie A too but I watch mostly premier legue, because I have one ESPN channel here on cable

Stop sucking hamilshits dick so much you spastic retard, it was his fault, the cars were stopped at a red light and hamilshit the retard wasn't paying attention

Nice desu

Lmao

Can't pick up a back pass but a header yes

Lol based retard

Based Torres

No, your keeper isn't allowed to pick the ball up if it is a pass from their own teammate, unless it's a header.

Who was the Madrid player?

Juan Gómez González "Juanito"

Asteeeeras

>the spirit of Juanito

bounces off the top net? that should be out of bounds

The goalie obviously. This is a high school or even possibly a college women's match. The white team forward gets a great pass, and then runs for it, she is in PERFECT position to NOT be called offsides. Its likely that that player is white teams best player, probably already scored twice or something. The goalie said "fuck this shit, I can stop her" .... she probably said something real catty and bitch-like after scoring a goal on that goalie, so she got speared, attempted to be taken out due to injury. There is nowhere in the rules that says you can tackle someone with your entire body, head first and wrap up. Its futbol (rhymes with fruit bowl) not real football

Guaranteed the white teams player was their best player, and guaranteed she said some bitchy thing to that goalie after scoring her 2nd or 3rd goal of the match already, something like "gg ez clappers... git gud" so that goalkeeper just speared the everloving shit out of her, NFL style

VERY good post

Huh, is this reaction normal in hockey or is just him? In football, when the GK fucks up, he instantly gets up and just go grab the ball.

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This HAS to be a joke.

it's women's football, there's literally no bigger joke in the world

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>Quick

I can't say but in football the clock is still ticking and here it is stopped when play is stopped
point is that a football keeper is encouraged to get the ball out so the keeper's team can kick off and equalise/get ahead

tbf utside no 11 the yellow playrs don't seem too trash

I'd also assume OG's from the Keeper like that are less common in hockey, so it's a real hang your head in shame moment. In Football it actually happens now and again

Yes, both are accurate. And it's an uncommon goal. Goalies are all about their mental state in hockey. After goals most like to take a breather if possible to collect themselves.

Dim tim

This shit is better than any humiliation porn

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fucking macau

>they are getting paid money for this

Life is not fair

which one's the based retard?

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