/trans/ - Post-Deadline

Nope

18. Norwich
19. Brighton
20. Sheffield

Curry or pizza tonight?

no racism edition

>yfw everybody laughs at Everton for buying Iwobi for £40m but he goes on to score 20+ goals and wins Everton da Premierl Eagle!

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something vegan lad
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-49238749

kek

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DYBALA SPOTTED AT LONDON HOTSPUR AIRPORT WEARING SPURS SHIRT!!!!!

fuck russians

dw KWP will step up. KWP and Sessegnon will be the new Robertson/AA

spurs 2.0

both.

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lol

18.Palace
19.Burnley
20.Newcastle

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seriously, how does Everton keep splashing cash on shit players and getting away with explaining it to the board?

*furiously downloads spurs official app*

curry pizzas are GOAT, get a mossala one

where is the pic user? the tweet? You can not say that without proof

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>20+ goals

thank you for the morning keks

>UN makes utter bollocks up
You could actually do more to help the enviroment by eating meat.... by that I mean switching to insect produced meat. That would be better than anything involving vegan crap (the report doesn't include information such as lentils being massively damaging to the environment because of the land-to-produce ratio). If the UN wants to help climate change, punish China and India for breaking international law on banned aerosol substances, arrest them for polluting rivers and generally fuck them for sweat shop tier waste production. Or, you know, encourage the production of insect based diets.

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>Forgetting the ginger Maldini
Disgusting.

LO CELSO CONFIRMED 13 SECONDS AGO ON OFFICAL APP

he won't even get double digit

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Nah. Jewventus killed the deal

'cause in two years they will sell Iwobi to ManU for 80 M

Luiz to Arsenal?

just snapped this pic in the park and then ran away

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Michu tier breakthrough season here, just you wait. He was never played as the out-and-out striker he is.

...

>Six deal sheets were submitted ahead of the 1700 BST deadline.

>Clubs have until 19:00 BST in which to submit the full paperwork.

I can see this

Thank you for reminding me of a more meme team

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>tfw you take one of Bolton's few senior players left on the books

Picked up another CB on loan and a load from Wigan who's played twice this year or something. Deary me.

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wonder how many of them are black haha

Yea Forums BTFO yet again.

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done

working on finer details now

hoLA!

>LOAN

LMAO

Confirmed on Twitter. He's in lads

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Betis twitter account made it official

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Luiz and Tierney are confirmed, just not both announced. Iwobi is going the other way.

Arsenal should have sold Iwobi earlier and signed Rugani and Khedira.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

>with an option to make the transfer permanent

So City are winning the league again?

Too early to call it a dynasty?

Ladies and gentlemen, your Audi Cup 2020 winner

you found a bf yet?

oh shit

>season long loan
youtube.com/watch?v=dqPxDYdbgoc

thanks

Tierney has been announced already

Also it wasn't that Arsenal didn't want to sell Iwobi earlier, it was just that Everton literally waited until the last second to sign him

Right lads, now the transfer window has SLAMMED SHUT we can make educated guesses on how the league will look:

1.Liverpool
2.Man City
3.Spurs
4.Arsenal
5.Chelsea
6.Wolves
7.Everton
8.Leicester
9.Man United
10.West Ham
11.Watford
12.Burnley
13.Palace
14.Bournemouth
15.Norwich
16.Southampton
17.Sheffield United
18.Aston Villa
19.Brighton
20.Newcastle

No one cares or will remember city if they win the next 10 league titles.

It's such an irrelevant club in the grand scheme of things.

Had no idea it was only a loan.

you just go where you're told don't you

No, you offering?

swap arsenal and man city and this is pretty accurate

Its to make it a better deal for betis and their sell on fee to psg

Slips

you working at the moment babes?

fucking raging at Tierney going for a measly 25 mill but fucking Iwobi is worth 40, its shite being Scottish

Wheyyyy Poleyyyy
Who's been the signing of the window for you?

>record SPL transfer fee
>measly

not in the slightest m8, do you still hate yourself with a passion and whine about not being white?

Rate your team's window

For me, it's a solid 6

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Friendly reminder to never respond to that creature.

you're just a paki bloke in a dress

Iwobi is PL proven

With an option to buy to fuck over PSG. How is that Ceballos on loan working for you?

Go an sip a new irn bru ya wee cunt

i swear peoples say that the UN is not as useless as the Ligue of Nations at times but really they are just a modern version

25m for a 22-year-old defender is still good 2bf

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What happened if Spurs refuse to buy him next year?

Man City will win the league again, and they will win without losing a single match this year

nufc

10/10

got rid of the shitty spaniard, cleared out non geordies and got in a few more geordies, easily finishing top 8

>slipperpool
come on lad

Bit rude

Convicted sex offender, Monica Hussein

then he goes back

>not white
>I'm from liverpool

lyl

>a solid 6
letstalkabout this bold statement

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Spurs
4. Arsenal
5. Chelsea
6. Everton
7. Man United
8. Wolves
9. West Ham
10. Leicester
11. Bournemouth
12. Watford
13. Burnley
14. Southampton
15. Crystal Palace
16. Aston Villa
17. Newcastle
18. Norwich
19. Brighton
20. Sheffield

Liverpool have gotten worse, City stronger

You analysis is based on emotion

City are the most popular club in Greater Manchester and among neutrals

yeah proven to be utterly useless

So we were unable to shift Poley but 190's been gone a few days so we can say we've successfully offloaded him on a free somewhere.

this nbcsn presenter is surely manspreading

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that's actually quite cool tbf

They've got a settled squad, and more motivation to win than Man City IMO.

they get sued because it was almost certainly in the contract that they have to buy him

No, at home

The UN is actually very useful. The issue is that, like anything human involved, it is abused and has to have a job when it isn't being useful. The UN helps prevent issues spreading out of control but as soon as it involves the interests of the security council it becomes dire.

>They've got a settled squad,
is that why they slipped a 10 points lead?

Why does Tierney sound so Scottish?

He goes back to Real Betis.

Apparently the loan move is to fuck over PSG. They were the reason Betis' asking price was so high as PSG has a massive sign on fee should Betis sell him. Signing Lo Celso on loan ignores that and splits the payment so Spuds are basically paying half now and half again at the end of the season if they want to keep him.

how, pray tell, did the coleslaw find it's way into your mouth?

you must be so delirious to believe this

did the jews get anybody or did the neo-nazis from Yea Forums get btfo once again?

M'Tanguy

So what's the net spend for each club?

Except Spurs have the option to buy.

Meanwhile with Arsenal, no option to buy Ceballos. Arsenal's duty is to develop him for Real Madrid like the good little cucks they are.

I'm waiting for the eventual dump of poleys secret fetish nudes before I want poley out

couple future GOATs, kept everyone good and got everyone fit

thats Glaswegian you're hearing. different breed that lot.

Maguire to United, not been a very exciting window

Pro Pakistani now

>Mbappe
Fair play $$$ transfers
Also he simple goes back but I don't think that will happen

any prospects? how's the relationship with your parents at the mo?

Why so much hype over this twink? If he was so good PSG wouldn’t have sold him or he’d have better teams interested in him

Yo boss i asked for no onions on the pizza

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Le Saux either smug or holding a fart in

>I'm a Celtic lad, born and raised
>born on Isle of Man

>We're getting Neymar back

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presumably through the use of some cutlery

Pretty harsh to say they slipped when they dropped 17 points all season.
Why? I've just got a feeling Man City will become apathetic and take their foot off the gas at some point.

>Villa
Marvelous

if you're serious then good on you, your constant attempts to shit on yourself to try and win the affection of white people was painful to say the least

Argie managers love argie shitters no matter what

Well, Spurs won the window then. Had Arsenal signed an actual proper CB and not a replacement for Kosc, then they'd have won it. Iwobi leaving for £35m+ just stinks of Net Spend Memeing because Stan hates the idea of not having a positive net spend (yes, based on instalments system, Arsenal hilariously have made money this window).

There are people on this board right now that believe the stories trips tell about themselves.

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hes from the Isle of Man you tit

>being a spuds cuckboy

ok you onions boy

Brentford, can you please just fuck off?

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>Maguire to United
>signing of the window

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observe the fat guy beard, grown to hide his multiple chins

Se queda

>Trent Alexander-Under-Armour-Arnold

You have to give it to Woodward making Inter pay for Maguire.

one would certainly think so
that tends to be how normal men and women eat their coleslaw

not an argument

Good, fuck PSG.

He was born there, his accent is clearly from Glasgow lol

Talking to guys on kik but nothing promising

Parents are revolted by me

They've strengthened their squad and added depth. Meanwhile pool has signed Origi to a longer term contract

One season wonder for pool is my prediction

There's this weeb game I played and this girl is Glaswegian, I love their accent.

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They're going up this season aren't they?

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No, they have an OBLIGATION to buy, that's different to option to buy. If he performs like shit, and we'll use Arsenal as an example here with Dennis Suarez, they have to buy him. Ceballos being a loan, which may or may not work out, does not mean that Arsenal can't buy him. Stick to cricket mate, you clearly don't understand how transfers work.

>£40m

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How's the transitioning going, got your Mexican surgeon sorted yet?

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Yeah, realised how mean most white people were to me

Signing of the window?

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>20. Southampton
huh?

signs

wasn't trying to argue, was just trying to insult you being a basedboy

>Pro Pakistani

hopefully this means you'll be sending yourself to allah soon

kek iwobi is so shit

OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

There's only an obligation if we make the Champions League you stupid idiot. You have 0 clue how clauses work.
If Spurs make the CL, it's vindicated by default.

Fair enough.

who or what am i looking at here?

not at all, no

it's def Andy Carroll back to Newcastle

Moni looks like that??

Uncultured ni99as dont know how good Lo Celso will be for >us

Manchester City
£-77.40m
Liverpool FC
£29.25m
Chelsea FC
£67.19m
Tottenham Hotspur
£-50.40m
Arsenal FC
£-113.40m
Manchester United
£-84.60m
Wolverhampton Wanderers
£-84.24m
Everton FC
£-20.25m
Leicester City
£1.71m
West Ham United
£-30.66m
Watford FC
£-14.04m
Crystal Palace
£43.34m
Newcastle United
£-29.48m
AFC Bournemouth
£-19.76m
Burnley FC
£-540k
Southampton FC
£-26.28m
Brighton & Hove Albion
£-59.18m
Norwich City
£-2.40m
Sheffield United
£-42.75m
Aston Villa
£-133.74m

yes i am pretty based thank you

>Iwobi to Everton.
>Rojo stays at United.
>Luiz to Arsenal.
>Still waiting on Lo Celso to Tottenham
grim

good for him that he left PSG, i remember in fm17 or 18 you could get him on a free transfer all the time

post your arsehole or fuck off

Nah bruv

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What about Andy?
>Lo Celso is better desu

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Ndombele will be better

>There's only an obligation if we make the Champions League
So, as I said, there is an obligation. State of you mate. Again, he could play like shit, tear his ACL and break his leg in four places and you make the CL and you still have to buy him, unless you specifically fail to make it. if you don't make the CL, then you have bigger issues, whether he was good or not.

if you are from the Isle of Man, are you considered English?

spoken like a true good onions boy you are

>Lloris, Gazza
>KWP, Foyth, Jan, Toby, Sanchez, Rose, Davies, Sessegnon*
>Lo Celso, NuDembele, Sissoko, Eriksen, Alli, Dier, TWinks
>Kane, Son, Lucas, Lamela, Sessegnon*

Honestly not a bad squad. Sessegnon can cover the left wing and have Son in center as a backup for Kane, where he does his best work.The only issue is the right back.

Lo Celso to Spurs was confirmed some time ago.

>So, as I said
Except it isn't 100% to apply. Way to go, idiot.

>Villa

*saves arsenal*

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Nailed on for dat 3rd place trophy IMO.

>Magennis
holy shit that would be some capture

>Signing of the window
Fuck the EPL

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Is Iwobi to Everton happening?
Is Luiz to Arsenal happening?

The deadline is gone - how can they still happen at this point?

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>>There's only an obligation if we make the Champions League
apparently it's champions or europa not just the champions league

I agree but people seem to think Lo Celso is shit and dont get me started on Brexit gammon boomers on TalkSport that have never watched a non-premier league game in their lives

What happened to Wanyama

>Arsenal FC
>£-113.40m
>Manchester United
>£-84.60m
Err, what? He said net spend mate.

Kinda looks like Messi son

Not just yet, limited free time due to night shifts

>Non-league

Fuck off, mate.

Got a feeling this is still gonna come in handy in Serie A threads.

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why are you wasting your time explaining economics to someone who will never understand and only believes the value of the deal superficially?

is villa the fulham of this season

Is he still alive?

>Josh Magennis
He's fucking rubbish

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Any club with a positive net spend is ripping of their fans

no they mostly considere themselves manx
(not mancs haha!)

WBA confirmed for up

Wait so you're thinking that people assume that Spurs won't even make the Europa League, let alone the CL? Mate, if you think that, you're so mentally cucked there is no hope for you. I think we're done here. I was going on the very reasonable assumption they would get at least 7th and thus, guess what champ, they have to buy him.

agreement made before the day was over. It's just down to tiny details now

let's be honest, all PL clubs are ripping off their fans

This is the worst summer transfer window of all time

Literally no big name moves at all

thats why you only watch pirate streams and buy shirts from alibaba

Dybala is still happening. Spurs put in a deal sheet so they have until 7 to get it done

>tfw Liverpool are saving funds for #Mbappe2020
Firmino, Salah and Mane with Mbappe at #9 will be insane.

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>Wait so you're thinking that people
The only thing I'm thinking is that you're a complete moron.

yes.

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the de ligt saga was fun early on but there hasn't been much since

>Maguire
>80m
>Biggest transfer of the window

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united gonna be lucky they get top 6

sess official
twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1159505900605980672

Fuck off newfag. Sick of fucks like you. You get extensions if you submit official details proving the deal was in motion before the end of the window.

Reckon Hazard to Real Madrid is pretty big desu Monica

Juventus have already killed the deal.

Can they compete for the title?

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but let's say a Manx player was really good, which national team would he normally play for?

I had a tandoori pizza last month. Shit was absolute gas, loved it

>...to the Premier League
Neymar is waiting for a team yet

>this nbcsn presenter

Bloody zoomer

That's Jamaica's brave Robbie Earle I'll have you know

Listening to “the game” podcast which is generally shit but listened to all the others, been travelling a lot in the last week

Alyson Rudd is seething so fucking hard about Liverpool not winning the league it’s painful to listen to.

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHA fuck off with this shit

They can definitely put the pressure on.

>andy carroll
>not big

who did sevilla buy

no

i like rudd
close to the perfect amount of scouseness in her accent

This post has got a lot of abuse, which is deserves, but yes , city win the league easily by more than 9 points

They could yeah.
They'll play Alli behind Kane though which fucks up everything.

Wheres Dybala????

Spurs fans told me he was desperate to join. Even JJ were going to subsidise his wage!

>dropping Sissoko

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Spuds really have bought a Twink

instagram.com/p/B06OC1RAixA/?igshid=1ae1tlzdbudvl

Most cringe thing I've ever seen

Can feel the seethe flowing through this post

Nah. They'll come down with the Christmas lights as per.

Dybala agreed personal terms. Only stumbling block was image rights and juve pulled the plug. Dybala is reportedly furious

Liverpool’s window is literally 0/10 completely given up on winning anything

Who is Sessegnon?

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No fucking way Dybala moves to a smallclub like Spurs

naby keita will make the team of the season this season

>even the nobody spanish clubs do stadium openings to show off their new signings

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Spurs agreed to the image rights in the end. Literally only thing needed was Juventus to approve but they pulled the plug at the last second.

The best England U20.

It's ok dybala will surely join in january :^)

>dream has come true
Pretty sure Liverpool still have 0PLs

i don't know. there is an isle of man team but it's not a fifa member. I don't think they would be eligible for England, Scotland, Wales, NI or the republic (assuming they don't have parentage/grandparentage) because IOM isn't part of the UK or Ireland

lucky for spurs really. bet he couldn't for his premier league pay day

nah pl managers always shit the bed next year after winning

Wolves for a top 6 finish?

Fuck off

This must be bait. Liverpool have moved backward. City have more forward.

paperwork submitted in time just in case gf to user happens in the next few hours.

>Sane ACL and Aguero aging
>Liverpool signed nobody
>Man United still way too shit
>Arsenal good business, but not good enough
>Chelsea... forget it
This could be Tottenham's year.

Source ? That doesn't make any sense since then Juve would have the pay the rights.

he's shit

how have liverpool moved backward?

>I don't think they would be eligible for England, Scotland, Wales, NI or the republic (assuming they don't have parentage/grandparentage) because IOM isn't part of the UK or Ireland
I think they would be elligible for any of the 4 british teams, that's how it works for Jersey

sneakily had a very good window
think they'll get europa again

>Bojan

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Arguably their best player last season, along with Son and Vertonghen.

he will tear the mlels up desu

Let's be honest, Van Dijk will deny Spurs the title

>going to MLS at 28
JUST

Did you miss the entire second half of the season? Sissoko ran the midfield.

>0 goals
>0 assists
>0 motm
>gave away a penalty in the CL final
he dribbles the ball forward then loses it, that's it

I only just found out that Bacary Sagna is there as well.

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>Man City account for 20% of the Premier League's total spending in the last 10 years
why is this allowed

Tottenham will always bottle it.

>dybala was going to go to spurs for less than 350k/week
lol how delusional

not true. 2 channel islanders have played for England (le tissier and le saux) but they qualified through residency

remember when van dijk made sissoko completely lose his mind by jogging backwards

Yeah but even that was disappointing, of all the clubs he could've gone to...

Most valuable English player

Yeah but we knew it was happening for years

True but I doubt anyone wants Neymar given how unprofessional he's been

The real question is will they go undefeated or do the quadruple

Abu Dhabi sponsorships

It’s the fact as well that all the other people on the pod shut her down and explain why she’s completely fucking deluded and they says shit like “I can only see Liverpool improving on their league performance this year”
Is delusion in the tap water in Liverpool?

van Dijk has been Kane's bitch for the better part of 5 years. Persistent injuries made last year an exception.

>Andy Bruce and Steve Carroll

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>Nothing happened

The transfer window

For the same reason steroid testing is only given lip service. The fans want to see stacked as fuck teams duel it out.

It's balanced out in recent years

>Lukaku: Inter was the only club for me
does anyone believe this?
he'd really turn down a chance to win the CL at Juve?

>most valuable English player
most overvalued* Engl*sh player more like

tell me in objective terms why liverpool won't be better this season than last

they're bound to have worse injury luck
they've been incredibly lucky in that regard

Did Drinkwater get a hair transplant?

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>win the CL at Juve
hmmm

Fuck off with this shit meme. Shit, past his prime, always injured player moves to mediocre club with a shit board that will likely finish below 14th.

And I only mean mediocre under Ashley. Obviously Newcastle is massive but they aren't getting anywhere with that fat cunt.

He’ll be lucky to make Liverpool’s starting 11

>balanced out in recent years
>over 200 million net spend in 2017 alone

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>Chinese betting company

Dodgy as fuck.

What happened

De Gea
AWB-Lindelof-Maguire-Shaw
McTominay-Pogba
James-Lingard-Martial
Rashford

possibly our best lineup for Sunday

>Southampton have submitted a dealsheet

New CB please PLEASE

Why would anyone sign Iwobi? He's worse than Welbeck

By signing nobody in a year where all their players are 2 full years in without a break you fucking spastic. I wouldn’t expect a team who have never won the league to understand this.

>chance to win the CL
>Juve?
maybe 2 years ago

Black players don't have loyalty, just about money with them. Not racist

1xbet camming pirates sponsor serie A

Apparently we've got two Israeli's arriving from Brighton?

Any bum boys care to chime in?

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no it has not

>/trans/ will end tonight

I don't even watch football, I just come for /trans/. See you in January I guess?

inb4 it's wes morgan

>a dealsheet
What's that?

Wouldn’t be massively surprised if they went unbeaten

think it's a toupee

He's cheaper due to not being British

How about this season?

You either don't know shit about football, or are a Arsenal fan hating everything Spurs related.

2 hour extension

Kevin Danso, apparently

>James
Rodriguez?

Rest of Europe still has time.

I read online that players from the Isle of Manx are eligible by the 4 nations of the UK. But my question was more along the lines of "what does a Manx person feel closer to? Do they feel English? Scottish?"

no the very fast welsh twink

he is homegrown you retard that's what the english tax is

I'm a Newcastle fan who hated watching him only put in work when the tv cameras were there.

lel I got the skin colour right at least

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Good ol' fuckwitted Poley

solid counter-attacking team

no just grown out

>beef

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Even an Ngubu is an improvement over Stephens or Hoedt

How many teams need to sell because they have too many foreign players?

it wont happen though sadly. Mata, Matic and Young will all get minutes probably even start

So overrated.

does no club abroad want him

how does Instagram know to time their notifications for right i'm about to sit down for a poo? it's an impressive feature

they're pretty much scouse

I'd imagine Wolves but apparently not.

yanited bought maguire to play up front

Who's this Poley you lot keep going on about, some shagger I bet

what a fucking prick that man is
if i weren't such a good person, i might wish death upon him

might as well put Jones up there he might injure opposition defenders

Not for 70m odd

If he played in France and spoke French like other Ivorians he would of been chased by clubs all over Europe.

Ok
- they have to firstly bank on city performing worse
- at lot of the middling teams who they beat by 1 goal last season have improved significantly (Everton, Leicester, Wolves, West Ham)
- they have not addressed their biggest weakness a lack of creativity in midfield
- one of their primary strengths (fullbacks) have absolutely no adequate cover and if one gets injured they will be fucked
- mane and Salah will be burned out by Xmas (mane particularly who looked your best player at the end of the season) you have no adequate cover for them
That should do it

>Hull have signed this donkey

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You must be retarded to get iwobi for free..

You must be criminally insane to pay millions

everton is a joke

moni the trip in this thread

-paki
-registered sex offender
-transitioned into a 'woman'

State

DYBALA OFF

I seriously SERIOUSLY hope I never have to see Wesley ‘National League’ Hoedt, disgrace a blade of grass at St Mary’s ever again.

Absolutely disgusting player.

>-registered sex offender
lies

she's nice though and i find her life interesting

Tomer Hemed's probably one. He was alright at QPR last season.

Surprised Bayern haven’t had a sniff desu

His sexual advances towards his housemate got rejected so he installed hidden cameras in the bathroom and posted the pictures of her on /r9k/

He then got caught, she pressed charges and got a restraining order on him.

He then had a psychotic breakdown and decided that if he couldn't have her then he would BECOME her. So he transitioned to a female and took her name "monica"

Thank God for the restraining order otherwise in his psychotic breakdown he would have killed her and worn her skin. Luckily he just steals her name

Liverpool btfo

Tell the thread what you got kicked out of University for.

You won't.

>He then had a psychotic breakdown and decided that if he couldn't have her then he would BECOME her. So he transitioned to a female and took her name "monica"

Jesus

>Unspectacular record in league one and the SPL
>Garbage record in the Championship

Brilliant signing, truly.

lmao
twitter.com/kfc_uki/status/1159494893636661248?s=21

lol v good

Sports Hochi: Manchester City has made an offer for Gamba Osaka striker Ryotaro Meshino. The 21-year-old Japanese is currently in England for nagotiation

youtu.be/zlDNf28E9E0

>- they have to firstly bank on city performing worse
except as we've established, we'll be better
>- at lot of the middling teams who they beat by 1 goal last season have improved significantly (Everton, Leicester, Wolves, West Ham)
have the bollocks. and once again, we're better
>- they have not addressed their biggest weakness a lack of creativity in midfield
fit ox. fit keita.
>- one of their primary strengths (fullbacks) have absolutely no adequate cover and if one gets injured they will be fucked
fair enough, but gomez beig fit helps to some extent here
>- mane and Salah will be burned out by Xmas (mane particularly who looked your best player at the end of the season) you have no adequate cover for them
this is just unadulterated cope

how is indy kaila still a thing

He couldn't even perform in League one.

Was dire for Charlton, couldn't hit a barn door, you can tell he started his career off as a keeper.

>t. seething betis fag

>posted the pictures of her on /r9k/
kek is there an archive of this?

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This is written as if a mong wrong it. But it’s all valid.

jesus christ

am i supposed to get what this means? fuck off

he's very accurate you fucking retard just look at his twitter

mccann is taking >us to league one then isn't he

There was. Haven't checked in a while though. Someone might have one of those unreadable collage pics with all the posts somewhere

Not for Palace's asking price. They want ~€100m for him.

What was it?:

>he's very accurate

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>4 goals in 42 games for Bolton
Yes

what did she say?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0gQWq5Y3sXc

JUST. LOOK. AT. HIS. TWITTER. YOU. FUCKING. RETARD

who cares, she's a fucking weird cunt

seething

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Fuck off sex offender

Pikey

not usually a fan of le epic company twitter banter but you have to enjoy a faggot "itk" get btfo

Clunge

what happened to bruno fernandes

Gonna be a fun season. I bet Maguire scores more than Sanchez.

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Here's the thread
archived.moe/r9k/thread/11616662/
but the full pics were deleted due to the police getting involved apparently
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53003785/#53011456

how is that non-pc?

imagine being interested in a woman who willfully cheated on her husband with her very short dance partner on a reality tv show

Try and pronounce Leicesters new chairmans name lads.

The ABSOLUTE state of this post

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

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My god

championship tier

Pikey was never pc

Same girl also made this

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i really couldn't care less about her ex-husband lad
he was probably an arsehole

I hope Sanchez doesn't even play
United are going to be lucky to reach 40 goals in premier league this season

>not under-armould

even in this age people wouldn't get offended by someone insulting gyppos

Gerard Houllier heading to the Basque Country to meet with his family

coloured

kek.

Honestly it was just a guess but I know somebody did get in trouble with the PC police for calling somebody a pikey.

what about if you say it to a pikey?

Lanklets seething :^)

cheers lad

Many of these pics are the same thing.

Dunno lad they might glass you but then they're pikeys so they might glass you regardless

Mate. Just go and seethe somewhere else

>still no chelsea signings

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who was that arsenal trip that became a tranny

Poley himself rarely talks about it any more on Yea Forums but he did once talk about it on Minichan where he linked the two other threads he got kicked out of uni for
minichan.org/topic/41588#reply_730264

they're under transfer ban lad

>burnley sign drinkwater

based

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jewmaican

>what'll it be then?

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He deserves Palace for signing a long term contract. Spurs were in for him a couple years ago, Palace refused, and even though he was unhappy, re-signed anyway to force them to pay him big.

>staying in the EU
why???
is it muh passport shit? that wont even matter. you already have an EU passport and you'll be able to renew it once it expires OR get a british one

Wolves will finish 5th

United will finish 9th

Finishing above Celtic this season, please

jewmaican

18. Sheffield United
19. Newcastle
20. Manchester United

liverpool will finish 1st
city will finish 3rd
(the ev will finish 2nd)

How old is she?

how do you go from this?

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25.

Greenwood gonna style

Sheffield United will finish 1st

Remember Berahino?

He's now a free agent. Who should pick him up?

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>b-b--bbut I can work and live in the EU if I want!!!
>works minimum wage job and will probably never move out of the UK in my life

jew genes

Adam Lallana is still a player for Liverpool FC

Unironically a MLelS side. Needs to get out of Europe altogether.

to this

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Man U should, they're in need of striker options

defensive midfield cover lad

how does this retarded scottish cunt still have a job. sky sports is a fucking dumpster fire. the cant can hardly speak english.

paolo ferreira is still a chelsea player

Brainlette

Nobody, he's useless

Can't believe Stoke were retarded enough to pay actual money for him after he'd turned shit

the patriarchy stopped telling her what she could and couldn't wear

having an EU passport would mean you can live and work in the EU. problem solved.
in all honesty everyone might aswell just keep them going. choosing to have a british passport will be stupid

Spurs

Reminder that it was completely impossible to go to or work in Europe before the EU came along!

>the cant can hardly speak english.

>2-5-3
spurs going all out foosball

I can understand him perfectly

LUIZ FINALLY DONE

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makes sense if you assume he's saying cunt in his accent

Why would I want to?

He kicked 14 goals in a season for West Brom a few years ago. Spurs were in for him to play alongside Kane and prepared to pay £27m. Jeremy Peace fiercely refused, Berahino got angry and hasn't been the same since.

sounds like spurs dodged a bullet

In which case he's also failed speaking english.

>move to canary islands
>buy villa with swimming pool for same price as shitty house in England
>find work
>experience year round warmth of 20 degrees

25 minutes until Dybala

They dodged so many bullets through the recent years

His attitude is too shitty for him to come good again

This thread was older, fuck you

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You now remember Peter Odemwingie

25 minutes until Neymar - Madrid

>People actually think Spurs have had a better window than Arsenal

9 minutes until my tea is ready

>buy a shitload of players clearly breaking FFP once again
>plan to sell sane for 100m to maintain some level of pretense that they're compliant
>he's now useless and will probably leave on a free
top kek hope you enjoyed the friendly abu dhabi

I wish I had as much sweet naive optimism as you

>Find work on an resort island where the nearest mainland is the fucking sahara desert

You're off your head mate

Lad...you really fucked it here

what's taking so long

its the 21st century you brainlet. if your job is not service orientated which involves you sitting infront of a computer, you are doomed

Spurs had, and arguably still have, better players than Arsenal

Arsenal somehow managed to make their defence worse

I would give it a 9.6 out of ten

The same year (I think), they were in for James McCarthy and ready to pay Everton £30m. Koeman hates Spurs and demanded the offer be refused.
A year earlier, they were prepared to pay big money for Mateo Musacchio. Couldn't get him, and he went on to miss a whole season through injury.
Around the same time, they were desperately chasing Morgan Schneiderlin, Pochettino wanted him to be the main man in midfield. Koeman fiercely refused, even though he was happy to sell the rest of the Southampton team beforehand. A year later he went to Man United and flopped.

Is there a single club better than Tottenham at failing to sign failures?

Just ate this at TOU at Arcade Food at Tottenham Court Road. Pretty fucking delicious.

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Paul0 Dybala/10

>Arsenal
I need some time to think. It's definitely a number from 0-10.

If Arsenal signed Coutinho they'd have a case. As things stand, Spurs had a far better window.

Spurs problem is Eriksen is still hanging around, and they'll likely lose him for nothing in 12 months. They probably wanted to fuck him off and bring in Fernandes.

no adverts.

I work in IT you cockring.

love merseyside
love yorkshire
hate lancashire

Dennis Praet to Leicester confirmed now.

Probably waiting for OS as they annnounced the new chairman first.

where do you live? Im in Lancashire and Im happy to knock your teeth out.

for how much

Spurs still have 13 mins to finalise that Dybala loan you were going on about. Cutting it close!

Brenny begins the road to the championship

>Balotelli is currently without a club
SIGN HIM UP OLE

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he wants 300k/week
Levy would sooner raise hitler from the dead

Dybala was never needed.

Ndombele and Lo Celso improve a midfield that badly need improvement. Meanwhile Arsenal have resorted to doing Real's bidding by developing Ceballos for them.

>Leltic fans still mad

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going to brazil apparently

>plan to sell sane for 100m
inSANE, he's one of our best, don't know why Pep doesn'tlike him

>Meanwhile Arsenal have resorted to doing Real's bidding by developing Ceballos for them
Ceballos is class, we'll worry about it next summer.

look at that quintessentially Italian face

>Blades sign more foreign scum

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very fluffy hair for a black lad

>Balotelli is black
hang on, what?

When was the last time a PL team took the EL play-off rounds seriously?

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>Ceballos is class, we'll worry about it next summer.
Worry? What's there to worry about? You don't risk losing anything with this loan. You can't lose something you never really had.

But he's Italian?

Mandela effect

Worry about finding another midfielder to replace him.

>there are 6 (six) /trans/ threads in the catalog

MAXIMUM /TRANS/

>Wolves through to the final qualifying round for the Europa

Really really hope they beat Torino lads.
They're good lads our Wolves.

They deserve success.

just get in

Can EPL teams still sign players on loan? Even big money loan deals like Lo Celso with the obligation to buy??

they still have a second leg lad

>Crystal Palace
>Better net spend than Liverpool
OH NO NO NO LIVERBROS HOW ARE WE GOING TO WIN THE NET SPEND TROPHY LIKE THIS

bro, why are you doing so much damage control for spuds if they had such an amazing transfer window as you say.
Are you worried that eriksen will weat the glorious white next week while spuds bought no replacement? lmao

She said "coloured" and Ash Sakar called her out on it.

I didn't actually say they had an amazing transfer window, I just said they're clearly ahead of Arsenal.
Learn to read, seppo.

"new"

>raging that you got £25m for a cripple

I get City, Spurs, United, and even Arsenal spending so much, but what the fuck are Villa, Wolves and Brighton thinking?

I unironically heard a rumor he's going to Belgium.