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DFB-Bogal 2018/19 1. Runde

09.08.
20:45
>KFC Uerdingen 05 - Borussia Dortmund
>SV Sandhausen - Borussia M'Gladbach
>FC Ingolstadt 04 - 1.FC Nürnberg

10.08.
15:30
>1. FC Kaiserslautern - 1. FSV Mainz 05
>Wacker Nordhausen - Erzgebirge Aue
>SC Verl - FC Augsburg
>Alemannia Aachen - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>1. FC Magdeburg - SC Freiburg
>TuS Dassendorf - Dynamo Dresden (in Zwickau lol)
>FC 08 Villingen - Fortuna Düsseldorf
>SV Drochtersen/Assel - FC Schalke 04
>FC Viktoria 1889 Berlin - Arminia Bielefeld
18:30
>SSV Ulm 1846 - 1. FC Heidenheim
>KSV Braunatal - VfL Bochum
>Würzburger Kickers - TSG Hoffenheim
20:45
>Atlas Delmenhorst - Werder Bremen

11.08.
15:30
>Waldhof Mannheim - Eintracht Frankfurt
>VfB Lübeck - FC St. Pauli
>VfL Osnabrück - RB Leipzig
>1. FC Saarbrücken - Jahn Regensburg
>FSV Salmrohr - Holstein Kiel
>FC Oberneuland - SV Darmstadt 98
>Germania Halberstadt - 1. FC Union Berlin
>VfB Eichstätt - Hertha BSC
>SV Rödinghausen - SC Paderborn 07
18:30
>MSV Duisburg - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
>Chemnitzer FC - Hamburger SV
>SV Wehen Wiesbaden - 1. FC Köln

12.08.
18:30
>Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart
>Karlsruher SC - Hannover 96
>Hallescher FC - VfL Wolfsburg
20:45
>Energie Cottbus - FC Bayern München

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You forgot the Eintracht game today.

1st for
>Bye!

Imagine if they deport Jatta. LMAO Sören is going to be soooooo mad

I just hope /our guy/ Moukoko stays safe

Trotz der Verletzung hält Matthäus den Transfer für wahrscheinlich: "Ich kann mir immer noch vorstellen, dass Bayern München einen Leroy Sané holen wird, auch wenn er verletzt ist und vielleicht in vier, fünf Monaten wieder spielt."

MIA SAN MIA MENTALITY

>criminals and illegals in Germany actually getting deported
In what parallel universe do you reside and how can I join you?

Theologians of /bundes/, pls respond

twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1159463947378073600?s=20

noch mehr bescheißerei

So Sane deal is off?

>these comments
geisteskrank

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Will this be the BESCHISS to end all BESCHISSE?

Bayern Münchens Wunschspieler Leroy Sané (23) muss operiert werden. Nach BILD-Informationen hat sich der Nationalspieler von Manchester City gegen Liverpool (6:5 n.E.) das Kreuzband im rechten Knie angerissen.

Offen, ob die Bayern aufgrund der Diagnose von einer Verpflichtung Abstand nehmen. Klar ist: Sané wird monatelang ausfallen!

left one is ok, right one looks british aka disgusting.

Top 10 wingers (10+ apps) according to whoscored

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only Indian nerds and other easy prey are being deported, nobody dares to touch the muselmob.

dortmund have 3 top 10 wingers lmao

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So Bayern is a cargo cult

>According to BILD, Leroy Sané suffered an ACL injury in his right knee, will undergo surgery and will be out for several months.
>Kicker confirms the news. Cruciate ligament injury for Sané, will undergo surgery and will be out for months. Bayern will now have to reevaluate the transfer.

>Guerreiro
Based.

yes yes

>KOman 4th

im surprised reus doesn't count as a winger for this statistic

wtf but the tinfoilers told me he was faking it??!

played all season in the middle and a couple of times as striker

>Half of this list consists of Bayern/Dortmund players
Cl Deutsches Finale?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
YES HELLO, ONE MEISTERSCHAFT TO GO PLS!!
SORRY WERE OUT
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

So what are tm customers saying about this?

>Merkelmann gets deported
>HSV gets btfoed
Don't know hove SöyPauli-Fan Sören-Maria Vorhaut is going to react to this.

>reevaluate
oh fuck off. it's 8th of August and they weren't even close of signing him. on one hand customers insist that the transfer would have already happened but Bayern had to wait for City to find a replacement, on the other hand they're arguing that City wont even sign a replacement and that the transfer can still happen after today. Their mental gymnastics physically hurt me. Kimmich said it like it is.
>Wenn er wollen würde, wäre er vermutlich schon hier.

they're obviously going to blame HSV for it somehow

Well kimmich was obviously wrong. I don't know who he thinks he is but he sure as hell isn't making the decision about spending 160 gorillion for a nobody

If I was in charge of making that decision, I wouldn't wait two months until all alternatives are gone from the market and openly state that you're confident about the signing. but that's just me. what I'd like to know from customers is, how long do they think their bosses would have waited with the signing without the injury? until city found a replacement which they apparently don't need? one more week? two more weeks? until Ulrichs wife counted all the money? Bayern are absolute fucking apes, probably the most embarrassing thing their management ever pulled.

Kimmich think he is Lahm but better, when he is less and worse

Welcome to FCBayern Leon Bailey

now THAT is a domino effect

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Kimmich is really good. You are just not rating him because he is the typical bayern cunt.

It's quite simply a marketing slogan that they came up with a few years ago

Ill never ever forget the EC2016 games vs Italy and vs France. Kimmich was the worst player on the pitch and defensively was a catastrophe. Then he got hyped at Bayern and is the next Roberto Carlos. And then surprise surprise, he cost Germany the WC2018 groupstage and is terrible at defending against every single CL knockout opponent. Noone denies that hes amazing going forward, but defensively hes trash.

>he cost Germany the WC2018 groupstage
Lol no. Everyone was trash.

Art.1 GG

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>sell Bailey for 60m
>buy OLMO for 30m
maybe there's a chance for Boschiekusen

Wasn't kimmich initially hyped because he played as a CB in the CL games?

>Joshua Walter Kimmich
Der Walter alter

Anyone here with a high IQ know if there’s a way to change the language to english on the transfermarkt app?

>buy offensive player number 45
pls no

how did Khedira do it?

squats and milk, zoomers are too fragile

Didnt Tolisso miss an entire year of official games due to his ACL injury? Or did he get injured twice?

you now remember Badstuber the Tearer of Ligaments

>Badstolper
Ottl tier.

Sane injured also means that we will have to watch Werner as striker for the NT again.

>sané out for the euro
lol

DAS RITE

Poor little Buyern.

They aren't getting the newest toys and throwing a tantrum.

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Werner up front
Özil on the wing
Müller/Goretzka on the other win

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>he watches the NT

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Reus was good. Which just made me even sadder for him.
Brandt was also decent if I remember correctly.

Götze false nine
Werner on the wing
Müller as the inverted Regista

easiest group stage knockout of my life

I remember this formation!

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Based. 1 neger less

>Coach Niko Kovac interrupts the training session to give instructions to his players: "We have to form triangles," he demands in the training game.
Kek... a few days ago I saw a TM customer complain that Kovac can't into triangles and now this? Does Kovac also read TM?

bayern's granate was lost to the bermuda triangle

>inverted Regista
Proxy off, burger

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>/bundes/ tards suddenly talking about Müllel and Özil
It's going to be Gnabry,Werner,Brandt, and Havertz for the offensive. Juli is ded

I graduated top of my class, kiddo. ahead of Nailsmeme.

have sex, incel

you forgot Draxler

Durchfallanon-sören....

I mentioned Juli Draxler

>Sörinho

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oh, is he dead long term? saw nothing about this.

No, I meant "dead" as in irrelevant as hell.

Bayern want to sign CHO --> rip achilles tendons
Bayern interested in Hernandez --> knees explode
Bayern about to buy Sane --> he tears his ACL

You see a pattern here? Maybe they should show interest to Sancho and Reus hmmmmmmm

you wish. Tuchel rates him for some reaon.

when's the dedline?

>t. posted from the toilet

youtube.com/watch?v=JSlaaH4Kvd4

Durchfallanon...

Ab morgen wird zurückgeschissen!

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yes yes keep sleeping on the dark horse of 2020

idiots

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breakthrough season for matondo imo

welcome back, Rib and Rob

>Kohfeldt posting on /bundes/
I KNEW IT

new defenders when?

Wenn ihr wüsstet, wen wir für den Sommer 2020 schon alles sicher haben.

So sind sie halt, die Bazis. Bäuerlich trottelhaft, weltverschlossen auf sich selbst reduziert, unverschämt und anmaßend. So ein richtiges Sau Stall Verhalten überall.

Sahne hält nicht so lange, Wurstbert.

Let's just say that you should follow the news on Monday...

The ebin end to this wild summer ride would be if Bayern were to buy Sancho

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WAS!?

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>that'll be 250m€ plus tip, sir

>Sau Stall Verhalten

>here's 150m, keep the change, aki

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAYERN SIGN KOSTIC FROM FRANKFURT

NE ECHTE GRANATE YEHOOOOOOO

twitter.com/Florian_Kabul/status/1159468760564207618

letting Kovac buy balkans would give him too much of a feeling of job security

Not bad tbqh

this
and the whole kicker article reads as if this shit was done deal and waterproof
>Nach langer Bedenkzeit hatte Leroy Sané in der vergangenen Woche seine Bereitschaft zu einem Wechsel von Manchester nach München erklärt.
>Im Community Shield gegen Liverpool (5:4 i.E.) am Sonntag, dem Spiel, das eigentlich sein letztes im ManCity-Trikot hätte werden sollen
>Dass er jetzt monatelang ausfallen wird, ist ein herber Rückschlag für die Bayern, die zuletzt bereit waren, erstmals eine dreistellige Millionensumme in einen Spieler zu investieren.
all these “facts” never happened except in the minds of those retarded journalists

So are bayern out of this Sane business?

>Durchfallanon-sören
that post wasn’t me, virgin

was bored and clicked on kc the other day
they have a whole board called sören s ronny or something
and here i was at least the retard was original with his shitposts
so pathetic

as if this wouldn't apply to 90% of their "work"

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fuck off
i bet you are there all the time

I'm going out for a walk

Make sure to be back in time for the Pokal.

I invented Sören on /bundes/ many years ago

While you're out can you bring me a double cheeseburger from McD?

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"Sören" is not a new thing you retarded newfag.

>Inter macht Lukaku-Verpflichtung perfekt
remember when bongs and belgians rated this lardass?

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Lukaku was the original Ngubu.

And I invented Ronny on /bundes/ many years ago

yes it is

of course, you're the guy I called Sören.

I'm the realest Sören around. Bow to me /bundes/ spastics!

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I'm going into the other direction.

The zoomers have some potential tbqh senpai

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mancity.com/news/first-team/first-team-news/2019/august/man-city-leroy-sane-injury-update-latest-report

sané tot.

granate never.


in the words of Uli: Bye!

lol

Bye.

Sane is officially dead. Who is Buyern buying now?

>Leroy will have surgery in the coming week. Manchester City will provide Leroy with all the support and guidance he needs, and everyone connected with the Club wishes him a quick and full recovery.
>mancity.com will bring you regular updates regarding his rehabilitation.
hahahahahahaha
bayern out

qtinho on a loan

bale

They should get him on loan. Bale is underrated.

Me.

you happy now jerry's? We HAD to protect Sané's smile, now he'll be eternally scarred and damaged goods. Buncha cunts

The best non-Bayern player of the coming Hinrunde, in January.

It was poop's fault.

?

And then they wundern sich why they can't win the CL.

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ugh sorry but we hate Sane

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The injury is the best thing Bayern could have hoped for. Now they don't have to pay 150M and can still say they would have gotten him if not for the injury.

>Boldt: „Ich persönlich finde es unglaublich und erschütternd, dass sich unser Spieler wegen dieser öffentlichen Diskussion teilweise einem gesellschaftlichen Spießrutenlauf ausgesetzt sieht. Baka hat uns gegenüber die Korrektheit seiner Passangaben noch einmal bestätigt.“
it’s over /pol/babies
lost again, sweeties

how long until boldt loses his bagpack in the park

i KNEW it was the kreuzband. you just KNOW when you see it

Ja, das wäre mit am Besten meiner Meinung nach.

Sane für ca 70-75 Mio holen
+
Ziyech für knapp 35
Bergwijn für 40

= 150 MioPaket statt nur Sane

>tm delusion
glorious. wenn ihr wüsstet was wir schon sicher haben!

WELCOME TO FCBAYERN LEON BAILEY AND JULIAN DRAXLER

lyl

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Bailey okay, but I'll commit a hatecrime if Draxler comes

On which group of people? Pasty lanklet wingers?

On draxler himself

we still will get Sane but a lot cheaper now. the only loser here is city.

It's not a Hatecrime if it's a Kartoffel

>Um yeah he lied and cheated and scammed taxpayers out of their money but like, he's black, so chillax or are you racist or something?

Why is Fährmann on the list? He ruptured it twice

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...

warum glauben tm bauern, dass
1) city sané noch abgibt
2) mit dem preis runtergeht
?
die werden dich einfach sagen “150 mio jetzt oder kommt, wieder wenn er heil ist, kostet dann aber immer noch 150 mio”

>günstigere alternativen wären x, y, z
>aber eigtl doch nicht weil deren vereine die gar nicht abgeben wollen
>sind aber trotzdem alternativen
warum sind bauern so dumm

Aber hätte man bereits Anfang Juli zwei Flügelspieler gekauft, dann hätte es die Option Sanie doch nie gegeben.?!

Dann würden doch sofort die ersten Meldungen kommen, dass die Bayern viel zu überhastet auf dem Markt zugeschlagen haben und sich so Sane entgehen lassen haben.

"Wie man's macht, man macht's verkehrt."

>only 7-0 against whotach egern

bauern are finished

>Dann würden doch sofort die ersten Meldungen kommen, dass die Bayern viel zu überhastet auf dem Markt zugeschlagen haben und sich so Sane entgehen lassen haben.
olmo alter :D
sané war nie zu haben, die diskussion hätte es nie gegeben wenn bayern nicht so aggressiv gesagt hätte hallo ja wir wollen sané

dubs for werder bremen winning bundes this season

19:13 #glückauf

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My dad is a flixbus mechanic and he just confirmed that the Draxler Flixbus is ready to go again

I don't think Bayern is dumb enough to buy Draxler.

>I don't think Bayern is dumb enough to
look at the situation they managed to get themselves into

Why is Bayern so rude?

...

#welcomeRIbery
#Umbruch

>11-0
see? bayern are fine!

>tfw you keep thinking bundes is talking about you because of your name

>t. tobihannes

we are, Jule

It's Sören

hob mir in gsicht gschissn

>sane flying into the stadium with a paraglider

absolute mia san mia kino

I'm sorry

more like paralympics lemur

MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER

im a bayern fan.
im also a massive cuckfetishist.
this transfer window is literally the best thing that ever happened to me. i masturbate at least 5 times a day nowadays. and i keep cumming and cumming. my little dick is hard 24/7. while i am writing this i am having my dick in my hand.
thx city, for saving my summer.

You don't know my pain

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Please do us all a favor and stop being a bayern fan

>hernandez still hasnt scored

wow way to waste 80 million

the rottach gk is dumb THICC

>listening to anything Baka says

thank god. Hope his career is ended.

based Jule!

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Hey man, at least it's not Kevin or Dustin or Ian.

DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER

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thats what the bamf, the bezirksamt hamburg and the dfl will do tho :^]

SCHNAXLER SCHNAXLER SCHNAXLER

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It was unverantwortlich to let Ribery and Robben go

bye.

Tönnies? Ist'n gerader Mann.

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looks like someone who likes to sprozz his pozz rozz in every barebackfötzchen there is

Aue DNA status: spreading

virgin

t.

4 more

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THE DOMINOS ARE ABOUT TO FALL

GET YOUR DOMINOS PIZZA READY AND GET COMFY BECAUSE GRANATE ANY MOMENT NOW

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=UJtB55MaoD0

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no, that wasn’t me

are they selling wingers?

whats wrong with her face

man face, high cheek bones
still hot though imo

looks like a tranny

Shit music, get some taste

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trannies wished they look like this but she definitely has a manface that's true

I think it's catchy in a shitty way desu

given that he's rich I think that there hopefully is a surplus when it comes to costs vs taxes

there are trannies 20x hotter than this
i'm not even an homosexual

Yeah, i'm thinking we're back

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ok Sören no need to prove it

>shitby

is (Eigentor) the spätzünder they need?

THE RIDE WILL NEVER END

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see! bvb only one 10:0 against their subdivision opponent.
we don’t need sané, the kader is good as is.

reading the Sane news at TM atm.

>all those customer mongs that think ManCity is giving Bayern a huge discount now
Buyern fanboism was a mistake

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where can I watch Eintracht?

Bottrop Auswahl > Rottach-Egern

not even debatable

I love the way apu walks

if they really throw 100 plus mio city’s the way to buy an injured overrated bling baby who will be out for at least 6 months after the surgery and then has yet still to find his form again, so basically is useless the whole next season, they are absolutely retarded. based based based!
the triumvirate of ulli, kalle and brazzo is like the three stooges.

RTL Nitro

ANZEIGE IST RAUS

i always wonder how the logically convince themselves that city will be giving a huge discount lmao as if buyern had any bargaining weight.
mental gymnastics at it’s finest.

yes

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We are here

hello where's the proof?

>TM not even loading because customers DDoS it

Nice. Thanks.

nah

I liek the greter apu

me too

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that qt bremen girl STILL hasn’t left her stupid bremen boyfriend for me
WTF bros

>Stand jetzt gibt es halt nichts zu vermelden. Wir werden die OP abwarten und dann weiter schauen. Evtl. macht man City dann nochmal ein Angebot zwischen 50-70 mio (je nach Ausfallszeit) und dann wird man schon weiter sehen. Es ist aber auch gut möglich, dass wir uns erstmal komplett zurückziehen und im Winter nochmal Gespräche aufnehmen.

Might have found Uli's TM account

>Evtl. macht man City dann nochmal ein Angebot zwischen 50-70 mio

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Have you made any advances or are you just stalking her from afar?

>bayern again with their retarded undervalued offers to clubs who don’t need to sell under a given value
based based based
why do they keep doing that. everywhere they go, they do that with every transfer they have in sight. what do they think will happen? what are they trying to achieve with those? they just show that the are fucking retarded and literal clowns.

BLOOTER

nah im actually very close with her. it’s more wishful thinking than anything else, tho

i normally don’t like frog pics but this one is great. thx

not even apu?

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It's their "Wir machen den Wahnsinn nicht mit" mentality. Also, when they could still lure every /bundes/ player for an apple and an egg, people considered them great business men and this probably went to their head.

>a player with 2 years left on his contract suddenly drops more than 50% in market value only because he won’t be able to play for 6 months
huh?

>the vandals of vaduz

he’s second on my frog hate list

they paid 80m for an injured hernandez.

okay

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shit, you’re right i forgot that.
ulli and kalle must be retarded there’s no other way

you’re probably right

>Transfermarktforum

I rather stay here w/ qt Satania

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based, ribery and robben might come back too

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weebshit fuck off

wait what?
THE perisic?
wtf is wrong with bayern?
this club imploded over the summer.

sick fuck

Where are the tweets from kimchi and the rest?

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is mendy actually based

>I'm quite a contrarian.

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nah, just not a retarded child

ynr Gündogans funeral
absolute cringe

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Are you Denmark?

very nice atmosphere in city. they are all so good to him. i bet he never wanted to leave.
compared to miasanmia bayern it must be heaven

>just not a retarded child
>posting on Yea Forums
pick one

sané has a small dicklet. you can tell from looking at that photo

i hate denmark. but if he hates frogs than we have something in common

true
>t. parents are friends of sanes

did your mom see him naked?

>see
user...

Only if he wasn't injured all the time, good guy it seems

They seem to really get along
youtube.com/watch?v=OEqNuqzekz8

what? did they fuck with the lights off?

She did more than see is what I'm saying.

this tbqh

oh, now i get it!

met a cute blonde girl at a bar yesterday. said she was a werder fan. took her home and fucked her puckered little asshole.

Just read that Baumgartl went to PSV. Why didn't some Buli club went after thim?

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Nice. AIDS isn't as deadly as it was 10 years ago so don't worry.

Everyone would prefer to move to PSV instead of some bundes shitters.

kek

Im sure she doesnt mind coming 2nd

I don't think so

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wait a minute
where was that, what was her name?

toot tootensen

Yes hello Sascha und Johannes. We sure had some fun. I'm sorry that you had to find it out that way. :\

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maximum trash

Tut mir echt leid wenn ich das so ausdrücke aber wenn da wahr ist dann sollten alle Bayern Verantwortlichen SOFORT ihren Job beenden und Schmerensgeld an alle Fans bezahlen.WIE kann man bitte Perisic als Alternative zu Sane betiteln alter ich krieg echt zu viel Leute bitte hört auf.Wenn das passiert dann bin ich vom Glauben abgegallen.Nach der Sane Verletzumg kann man in so geile Spieler investieren die auch WIRKLICH eine Alternative darstellen.Nur um mal welche zu nennen falls die Bayern Verantwortlichen (Der Praktikant) zu dumm dazu sind um sie zu kennen:

1.Bergwijn
2.Ziyech
3.Everton
4.Coutinho
5.Bailey
6.Neres
7.Carrasco
8.Lemar
9.Thauvin
10.Richarlison
und und und...

Jetzt kann man sich zwei aussuchen den die Bayern jetzt holen sollen.Ich bevorzuge Bergwijn und Ziyech.Bergwijn zum rotieren als großes Talent hat so ein Robben Flair als Höllender auf der umgekehrten Seite und Ziyech der sowohl Rechts als auch als ZOM spielen kann was auch sehr helfen kann.Außerdem hat jeder gesehen wie gut er ist.So schwer ist es doch nicht jetzt muss nur noch Brazzo mal endlich loslegen.Wir werden sehr glücklich auch ohne Sane.Ich hoffe nur man macht was draus.

>Schmerensgeld
I want some Schmerensgeld too

Warum nicht direkt Marcel Risse vom FC, ist deutsch, spielt mit Herz und hat schon mal ein Tor geschossen. Kann nur noch kotzen

You will get so much Schmerensgeld that you start to abgegallen.

that’s not her, she isn’t even blond dumbo

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TOP cringe t b h famalam

Movie time. James Camerons first film.

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>10 johann ausländer versions of Draxler
>but no Draxler

t. man with no friends

my friends actually talk to me directly instead of tweeting it.

those guys fucking see each other basically every day. what are the tweets for except publcity? its pathetic.

Boys I need your help. I vaguely remember a song by a German band (maybe pop or hip hop) from 2009-2012 where the music video is inside a public swimming pool.

Sounds awful, listen to this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU

>offspring
Im not 14 anymore bruv

Wait are we pretending that these tm posts are somehow bad or offering inferior analysis to that of normal /bundes/ posters?

Draxler is shit and its time everyone accepts this as fact

Sounds nice
Cringe

Clueso gewinner?

Doubt pop/rap from 09-12 is any better
This always works with women
youtube.com/watch?v=9BMwcO6_hyA

just some content to fill the sommerloch

We use them to get a glimpse of the tormented customer soul

• • •
............................. NEUER ...............................
..................SÜLE..............HERNANDEZ...........
... KIMMICH ..................................... ALABA ...
...............................THIAGO...............................
................TOLISSO............HAVERTZ................
....GNABRY........................................SANÉ.......
........................LEWANDOWSKI.........................

DÖÖÖÖT DÖ DÖ DÖÖÖTTT DÖDÖDÖDÖTTTT

youtu.be/C1vrZb09lSI
Maybe?

I didn't know Perisic has the MSM mentality

he was to smart too make it at BVB

It’s good content

tm posting is the greatest meme of the summer

garrasgo :DDDDDDDD

For me its Arthur Robert

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i miss him so much bros

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who

can't wait for Sane to extend his contract. kind of reminds me of the CHO story.

newcitier?

Schalke's brave Murat Hümmüls

Except CHO never did

which turkish club do you lads support?

Türkiyemspor Berlin

I think there were never more bild+ articles to one topic

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oh shit i just googled this and its an actual club

lmao

So who are the alternatives?

Tur Abdin Delmenhorst

AfD

sidi sane

apart from his first 6 months one of the worst players I've ever seen

Schalke 04

>t. Anadoluspor lifelong

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for me its living in istanbul but supporting trabzonspor

for me it's living in Germany and supporting Bayern/BvB AG and in addition Galatasaray.as a 2nd team.

i always liked bvb because of rosicky and players like dede and ewerthon. bayern have the best logo though and the autist in me wants to like them but they are cancer.

Few days ago I accidentally clicked on an SV Türk Gücü München live-match on kicker and they had only players with German names on the pitch.

I did

kicker.de/4607513/spielbericht/fc-rottach-egern-21673/bayern-muenchen-14

dortmund absolutely shaking.

we.
are.
back.

oh my gooooood! what an amazing result, lads!
it looks like we don't need Mr Sané anymore!

ok which one of you is this

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>30 years old
>Fabian (it's no Kevin, but it's still gay)
>frogposting on normalfag media
>Vidal account picture
peak customer

absolute kek

I'm going to drink now

what are you drinking fren?

muslim semen

jacob italiano?

Bacardi

me too

BASED

yes

based based based absolutely fucking based
so based wow based
FUCK

I am super happy today. My paternal line is supposedly german but I never cared about it as I despise larping and my family name is Americanized. However because of my hate for bayern and Bavarian subhumans, I always had the fear of having cursed Bavarian ancestors. Today I learned that they are from the Alsace Region and not filthy Bavarian. Thank god.

>Alsace
proxy frenchies desu

here we go again with this shit

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=c7BMqRNvKwk

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Sign him and heal him yourself
Isn't that whiny injects honey into you faggot back at bayern?
130 million

BAAAAAAAAASED

>Alsace
a fucking frog

youtube.com/watch?v=IUShiY6sPRk&feature=youtu.be&t=3825

1:03:45
What is the equivalent of this in the bundes?

New day, new checking of bild.de

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>posting weebshit
>posting little girl weebshit
>even having weebshit saved on your pc
>having it named in autistic krautchan fashion
wanna know how i know you’re a virgin?

Akarin is good shit tho

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>any weebshit
>good
t. virgin

dilate

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cry more

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weebs ins gas

yikes

osdbräusn mastaraec here

>when the new Granate is unironically boomer Perisic

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>Despite being actively discouraged by Frank Lampard, who says he has big plans for Chelsea winger Callum Hudson-Odoi, Bayern Munich are preparing a last-ditch offer of around £50m for the 18-year-old, who has only one year left on his contract and his current employers over a barrel.
come to papa

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£50m for a dead teenage Ngubu is a pisstake, Brazzo should be locked up if it happens

>Bayern will waste the 2 remaining weeks on this
Lmao

When is the Gruppenfoto from Buyern?

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we can shop Ribbery and Robben out of our title celebration photo

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Werner to Bayern announced this weekend
t. knower

>hating animu on 4channel

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>Gündogan extends his contract

good for him

>x is good because it's popular on site y
elmo alda

habe 6

who is this penis princess

Balkanböller Perisic incoming, just saw him at the train station in Garching, he was wearing an orange overall for some reason though.

must be late for training and is wearing a bib already ;)

>Kovac finally gets the shitters he wanted
bless him

rent free

THIS POST IS NOT A SPAM HIRO!!!

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finally.
so back to my real post

If you don't like anime on a site that was founded for weeb culture you can fuck off

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

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>>

*for discussing weeb culture

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anime isn't a sport and the jannies love deleting posts on /bundes/ anyway so go away

please discuss granaten and dortmund finishing 2nd

I can get behind this

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luv Animepeter
'ate Durchfallanon

simple as

>haha well buy some "wonderkid" whos played 1 EPL game for 50 million pounds, thatll show those shareholders
I dont know whats worse, the fact that Bayern wont get him, or that if they do get him he wont automatically be the next Sancho, just because hes a young English talent.

>he wont automatically be the next Sancho, just because hes a young English talent.
That's how they operate though. Remember when Kagawa had his breakthrough season and buyern thought they need their own little nip, so they bought Usami

what is it with Bayern and loving to overspend on injured players?

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Wow, I forgot that guy existed.

I think he plays for Augsburg now.

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looks like Kovacs retarded little cousin

Based tm poster just posted this.

youtube.com/watch?v=OFyfhZ6pKC0&feature=youtu.be

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I unironically rate him. Thought he played for fortuna though or did he transfer?

Fricking boomer music... I could write a song like this in an hour

BYE

I miss this little neger like you wouldn't believe

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Apperantly he plays for Osaka atm. Last season he got loaned out from 'Augsburg to Düsseldorf.

Ahha

swiss user could you please elaborate

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He's just trying to be like his idol Melon Pan

wtf I'm a Sionist now

>who won
>Dortmund
For making actual improvementd. They have to deliver now.
>Ajax
For jewing europe.
>Arsenal
I refuse to rate them, but from the big clubs in England they seem to have improved the most. Mostly due to the fact that the others didn't do shit.

>who lost
>Buyern
No matter how this window ends, they seriously lost face.

respektlos

femlets! when will they learn?

Hab seit 2016 kein Fussi mehr gesehen und bin hier nur zum shit posten lol

Last season was probably the worst season in actually watching footbal since 2010 or something. I haven't really posted much in /bundes/ either.

could Frankfurt have kept the team together if they had not shat their pants last minute and dropped out of the CL ranks?

JUST

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+++BREAKING+++

>Bayern München signs a new star player
>it's last years champions league winner and german international Carolin Simon
>the transfer fee should be around 50 TEUR

Is she the Granate and is this the power of the festgeldkonto

...

should've stayed in the buli desu

Jovic no, the rest yes.

>Shinji to Real Saragossa
They play in the Segunda División. Is he so bad? Is he worse than Schürrle?

I think he just really badly wants to experience Spain. Sofar hes played in Germany, England, Turkey. Makes sense that he wants to play a season or two in Spain only to return home and end his career.

Do you think they start to regret that they didn't started the Umbau sooner? In the year 2019 the inflation of prices basically made their Festgeldkonto worthless.

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Manure really broke his bukake fighting spirit

>Nach Informationen der belgischen Zeitung „Het Laatste Nieuws“ dürfte die von Lyon vorgesehene Summe den VfB aber keinesfalls in Versuchung führen. Demnach sind die Franzosen nicht der einzige Spitzenklub aus dem Ausland, der sein Interesse für den 21-jährigen Belgier hinterlegte. Dem FC Arsenal und der AS Rom hätten die Schwaben allerdings mitgeteilt, dass Mangala „mindestens 30 Millionen Euro“ kosten würde.
wut?!

I think they didnt adapt to changes and didnt grab some opportunities by the balls. In 2014 they had just gotten Pep and won the CL. They could have gotten any player they wanted (except Messi and Cr7). They bought Götze and got Lewy for free. Then they kept getting far in the CL, but always lost to prime Messi or Atleti or Real. Then England started to spend and spend. Bayern kept buying players for 40 max like Costa, while English and Spanish teams were already paying crazy sums in 2016. Then they could have gotten Sané for 50, but they knew that his clause would get triggered a year later for 35, so they decided to wait. Instead he got an offer from Pep at City so he left. From then on Bayern hasnt bought a real "good" attacker. Sure Gnabry is decent (but overrated), but nowhere near what they need to compete in the CL.

tl;dr I think Uli and Kalle are realizing that their statism is was caused this situation. Their old age and lack of flexibility and adaptability to changing times is at fault. Plus their arrogance and pride. No wonder Uli announced hes not gonna run for president again, he probably knows that times up.

>woman costs 50 Teuros
lmao is this the price for an hour or what?

>started the Umbau sooner
Do you even know what deals they had done already in March?

>theres pokal already today
wow

just wow

>€20M

Wat? I would have thought they'd be lucky to even get half of that? Pretty impressive how they get rid of all those shitters without losing too much money.

Netflix released a new Rocko.

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>the season officially starts with Bayern having like 17 players

tip top kek

Scherholder here. wish >we wouldn't have sold Philipp, Max

Is BVB today on ARD or ZDF?

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Hes actually pretty good. Under Bozs he scored 10 goals in the first half of the season (as a winger), until he got killed by some typical "rustikaler" Club and he lost his spot. Then Favre tried him on the 9 and ofcourse it didnt work.

Good luck Shinji. Echte Liebe

>Das DFB-Pokalspiel zwischen KFC Uerdingen und Borussia Dortmund läuft am Freitag im Free-TV bei Sport1.

The Bayern leadership came to the foolish conclusion that transfer prices would stop rising at some point or possibly even crash. Until then they wanted to get by with their 2013 squad.
So now we have a thin squad that needs serious reinforcements, and a Festgeldkonto that might buy you 2-3 proper GRANATEN

*kotz*

spocht1 I think

With a thin squad you need to do everything to prevent injuries

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The problem is that since they need a GRANATE now, every team in Europe is gonna charge 30% extra for the urgency. They will probably spend 50 on someone like Bailey or Ziyech who shouldnt be worth more than 35-40.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Irgendwie sind einige Spieler die mit dem FC Bayern in Verbindung gebracht werden langsam beim Unterschreiben ihres deutlich besser dotierten Vertrages. Vielleicht muss man Hoeneß Aussage eher nächstes Jahr bewerten. Dann er meinte halt die Spieler und die hatten noch alle über ein Jahr Vertrag. Mal 3 die alle ähnliche Aussagen treffen, aber es immer noch nicht offizielle Verlängerungen gibt.

Werner (sehr wahrscheinlich)
Hudson Odoi (nicht unwahrscheinlich)
Gündogan (unwahrscheinlich, aber wer weiß)

plus it surely doesn't help to tell everyone who wants to hear it how rich you are.

Why is Southgate wearing Bayern clothes? Is this the granate you autists have been looking for?

why do people do this?

>Gündogan just signed his new contract with City

Yeah, not to mention publicly proclaiming how good a player is and that you want him, suddenly making that player's worth and value rise through the roof.

Halt die Fresse Bela.

>Wenn sie wüssten was wir alles schon sicher haben für die neue Saison!
>h-he meant next season guys
I know that being a customer comes with a certain degree of mental retardation, but up until now I thought that they could understand basic german.

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How are tm customers coping? Post some funny ones.

>Hudson Odoi (nicht unwahrscheinlich)

>While Bayern are still looking for granaten, Dortmund have finished their signings and are offloading the deadwood

Funny thing is that Philipp would be a starter for Buynotern.

Abnehmer in Spaniens zweiter Liga gefunden: Kagawa vor Wechsel zu Saragossa

Since one of Coman/Gnabry will be injured at all times that's probably not even wrong.
Apparently they are seriously looking at Perisic as a Übergangslösung who I would consider slightly below Philipp's level.

Kagawa habe nicht „das fünfte Rad am Wagen“ sein wollen, schreibt der „Kicker“. Stattdessen wollte sich der 97-fache Nationalspieler weiter auf die Vereinssuche konzentrieren. „Wir hoffen, dass wir für alle Seiten noch eine gute Lösung finden“, so Zorc. Mittlerweile scheint Kagawa tatsächlich einen neuen Verein in seinem Wunschland gefunden zu haben.

Based Shinji.

>Ich würde trotz der Verletzung versuchen Sane bereits in dieser Transferphase zu verpflichten. Zur heißen Phase im nächsten Jahr wäre er ja wahrscheinlich wieder fit. Zusätzlich würde ich eine Leihe von Perisic oder Bale tätigen. Und nächstes Jahr dann einen vierten gestandenen Außenstürmer kaufen.

>Erstmal Gute Besserung Leroy. Ist schon tragisch wie dieses Jahr alle unsere Zielspieler sich schwer verletzte. (Hernandez, Sane, CHO)
>Das Thema ist jetzt noch komplexer. Ist man von Sane überzeugt, wovon ich ausgehe muss man am Ball bleiben.
Die Ablöse ist jetzt auf jeden Fall schonmal deutlich gesunken.
Notfalls machen wir halt im Winter oder nächste Saison einen neuen Angriff.

>Notfalls machen wir halt im Winter oder nächste Saison einen neuen Angriff.
It's really funny how most of them think they have Sane, Havertz, CHO, Werner save for next seaon.
With how unprofessional Brazzo, Uli and Kalle act I highly doubt that it will easy to get any of those players.
Especially when it looks like Sane and CHO will extend their contracts and Völler hates nothing more than selling players to Bayern so Havertz might also leave abroad.

Just a slight kek from me

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR POKAL GAMES FUCK YEAH WE GONNA WATCH SOME FOOTY OR WHAT

meeeeeh......

Post some funny /bundes/ memes
I'm taking a shit on the toilet

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Rocko's modernes Leben

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JUST

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LOL

>sell Hinteregger and Friedrich
>buy thrice failed english talent
>loan(!) actual talent to Southhampton
what kind of center back domino is Augsburg playing?

EVAVAN

the secret to his success? weizennudeln

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>Ivan Perišić's transfer to Bayern is on the verge of being completed. Bayern and Inter have agreed a one year loan deal with option to buy for €30m. If Perišić says yes, then the move will be done [Bild]

>with option to buy for €30m.
the german arsenal

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>Ivan "Mladen Petric" Perisic is Uli's Granate
Faschingsverein

>they dont even buy players anymore

>Loaning a 30 year old midfielder from seria A
lol

>KFC vs. BVB
There is a joke about Götze hidden in there, but I cant find it.

If you think about it, the Perisisc transfer makes sense since he was Mourinho's main target at United, so when he takes over in december, he will have the player he wanted.

I really have a hard time believing that this is the best spanish club that wants to buy Kagawa.
Whenever he played in Testspielen I thought that he was still decent and could easily start for a Bremen/Hertha/Hoffenheim tier team and the only obstacle is his salary.

>Jetzt wird es richtig bitter. Leroy Sanés Verletzung scheint schwerwiegender zu sein als angenommen. Der Angreifer wird bis zu sieben Monate ausfallen.

I don't know if I can take it anymore. I only can laugh this much.

I remember Van Der Vaart and Westermann going to a 1st league club in spain after they were too washed up for hsv.

BASED

the spanish are pretty snobby about football outside of spain

So basically the best bayern could do was
>a one goal wonder that got his club relegated
>a long term injured CB for 80m
>a striker that couldn't score in 2nd bundes
>a boomer from serie A for 30m (lmao)
based imo

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Here is your Granate, Uli.

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Underrated post

>Der Angreifer wird bis zu sieben Monate ausfallen.
This is honestly karmic justice for the shit Bayern has pulled for decades. I hope Sané and CHO both renew their contracts. Good night Bayern.

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When does it start?

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Thats pretty phallic.

+7 Monate Formaufbau

>getting Perisic on loan is a bad move

you guys are retarded. he is exactly what we need. depth at the wings. he won't be the only one coming.

Ist doch super. Mit einer Leihe kann man nichts falsch machen. Zusätzlich noch einen jungen Spieler wie Bergwijn und man ist für diese Saison soweit ok aufgestellt in der Offensive.
Dazu noch einen 6er (roca)

Nächste Saison holt man dann Sane und Harvertz für 150-200 Mio, dazu Werner ablösefrei.

Und schon hat man eine gute, junge entwicklungsfähige Mannschaft für die nächsten Jahre.

Friendly reminder:
>Out-of-work managerial great Jose Mourinho has revealed he is learning German as he still seeks his next appointment more than seven months after leaving Manchester United.
Mourinho, 56, is keen on returning to management this summer, but has seen a number of potential doors close all around Europe as he waits for the right offer to come along.
Interview from July 15th 2019.

literally has schalke written all over him

he forgot about CHO and Nübel

For 1 season? So you postpone the problem clinging to the idea that CHO will come for free and be Sancho 2.0? Clinging to the idea that Sané will perfectly recover and not sign a new contract at City?
>lets loan a 30 year old Dortmund reject instead of buying a 20-25 year old winger

I know a customer who writes exactly like that. Fucking hell.

I agree. And I want it.

Havertz will have offers from every top club in Europe next season. Who in their right mind thinks Bayern stand any chance to sign him exactly?

Mourinho at Leipzig would be the best defense in Europe.

>Nächste Saison holt man dann Sane und Harvertz für 150-200 Mio.
Because Tante Käthe will sell Havertz to his most favourite club for under 100mil€. lol

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Rudi confirmed for Max Philipp's dad.

>Rummenigge: "I like what Borussia Dortmund are doing on the transfer market. The players they signed were not interesting for us. But I welcome what they are doing, the goal is to have an exciting title race"

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Theyre so heavily linked that I think that Havertz actually signaled that he wants to join Bayern.

Liverpool because of Klopp maybe.
Else i don't think he has much interest

Machs gut Shinji, ich schlüpf heute Abend in ein Trikot von Dir und denk an dich, wenn die Saison endlich für den BVB los geht.

>Dass Havertz zu uns kommen wird ist für mich auch so sicher wie das Amen in der Kirche. Und das sind total logische und richtige Personalien.

>War immer schon so, dass bei uns Agreements in beide Richtungen zählen und finde es total richtig, dass man den Kader jetzt nicht mit zukünftigen Leichen vollstopft. Und dass wir Singh holen und nicht einen Dybala unterscheidet Bayern von bspw. City. Ich kann als langjähriger Fan ohne Fifa-Syndrome sehr gut damit leben.
>Und dass wir Singh holen und nicht einen Dybala unterscheidet Bayern von bspw. City.
Lmao. I mean he's not wrong.

He can also be the backup striker of Lewandowski. He just shouldn't be winger #3, more like 4 or 5.

>Brandt isnt good enough for 25
>loans Perisic

>Schulz is shit
>tries to convert Davies to a FB

>Hazard isnt worth 25
>plays Gnabry/Coman with worse scorers than Hazard in fucking Gladbach

>Hummels is shit
>sells best Bayern defender and keeps Boateng

Comedy gold.

Bayern should just play in a 3-5-2 then they dont need another winger.

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They will get Rebic. Perisic is his best buddy.

zoomers itt don't know based Rocko

>a one goal wonder that got his club relegated
The coaches and management got HSV relegated. Bayern probably view Arp as a prospect to take over Lewandowskis spot in 2-3 years.

hes talking about Pavard

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could have kept Ribery instead, absolute poop move

Oh right that makes sense.

imagine loaing a 30 year old Dortmund reject from the Serie A is your Königstransfer

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New threda?

BYE

Perisic hat Erfahrung, ist körperlich robust, technisch versiert und kann sogar theoretisch als Sturmspitze auflaufen, als Backup für Lewandowski.
Wenn man ihn leihen kann, mit einer entspannten Kaufoption, ist es in meine Augen kein schlechter Transfer.

Man darf ih nicht mit den Flügelspielern wie Ribery, Coman, Gnabry und vor allem Sane vergleichen, da hat er nicht ganz das Tempo aber er kommt viel über die Physis und schlägt klasse Flanken und hat dazu noch einen guten Schuss.

30Mio€ Kaufoption, welche aktuell gehandelt wird ist zahlbar. Dafür leiht man den Spieler aber auch, um zu schauen, ob es in einem Jahr Sinn macht den Spieler, der dann auch 31 wird, zu verpflichten.

Sehe das ganze als gute Lösung an, um gerade Gnabry und Coman den Druck zu nehmen und auch Lewandowski ein Backup zur Seite zu stellen.

Rummenigge is just flexing his Inter Milan connections
30m is nothing to Bayern

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>30m is nothing to Bayern
this and they still can sell him for 32m to Dortmund in the winter break 20/21

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>Ablöse: 22m
>Marktwert: 25m

What does that have to do with Perisic?

NEW

how much was rode again?

Im saying that Dotmund will take back washed up players, but youre right, I probably was a bit generous regarding the transfer fee

>trade Götze and Rode for Hummels
>both leave for almost free after achieving nothing
>buy Hummels back for more than the initial trade value
>he will leave for free after achieving nothing
lmao

he was a FM wonderkid

>e30 alpina
good taste