/trans/ Deadline Day Edition /HTFC/ 13.0 edition

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So is he in Manchester or what?

>spurs on deadline day

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Are these correct as of now? Torres still biggest deadline day deal. Fuck

Manure has the best ones on there somehow

nobody really needs to panic buy
everybody has a pretty sorted squad

Lads do you have mayo or ketchup with your chips?

ketchup obviously
you're a freak if you use mayo

both

Garlic mayo

Lads is there any chance that united get Bruno Fernandes?
I got a Portugal shirt with his name on it and have grown an affection for him. I really really do not want him to go to united. Thought Liverpool would buy him earlier in the window desu which is why I bought it

malt vinegar

no
sporting want too much for him

Mayo with curry sauce and cut onions

You're a fag if you don't do this

Both. Mixing them is GOAT

United is done. This was another edwood acting master class. he was only ever signing 3.

eriksen for neymar swap deal IS happening lads

Tbf a whole onion would be weird. Youd have to cut it.

yes, but we're talking about renting a room and living in a decent place for an affordable price

The other /trans/ thread are literally talking exclusively about anime.

who did spurs sign this window?

Neymar for Bong is happening lads.
Just got off the phone with the Bogdanoffs.

for me, it's hellmann's garlic and chilli sauce

Posted this in Wrong thread but Just spoke to my source, Dybala deal is off, but Fernandes is back on, will update you shortly

it's better than /pol/kids crying about black people

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49278629

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N’gubu

Lo Celso?

absolutely based

are you black?

>This year's effort includes sausages, mashed potato and peas, and there's even a gravy boat on the socks tipping the liquid towards the boots.

I want this kit NOW!

Sessegnon and Lo Celso

>streamable.com/p32tu

How VAR will be used this season.

what the heck

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No it literally isn’t

I suppose anything's better than incels screaming about /pol/ every time words offend them

hd sky sports news stream?

Reminder that this is the pride of British Television.

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>the look in their eyes
lmao

Cheers Al. I fucking knew all that already

agent bernardo sealed the cancelo deal
both of them on the right will be unstoppable

Might get the goalie kit

Cancelo is a donkey, Kyle Walker 2.0 but even worse defensively

Live for free on Facebook

turn on the TV mate

Hope Palace sign a big black man

Yanited need a forward who can play on the right who also isn’t 12 years old.

pep is going to play 3 at the back with 2 wing backs
he will have minimal defensive work to do and he is a much much better attacker than walker

are people straight up trying to rewrite history?

BUY SOME FUCKING PLAYERS
ORIGI IS LITERALLY CHAMPIONSHIT QUALITY
NEED CREATIVE AVENUE FROM MIDFIELD
NO FULLBACKS BEYOND THE STARTERS
LOVREN IS STILL ON THE TEAM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I DIDN'T BUY A SEASON TICKET FOR THIS SHIT

United need 2-3 midfielders worse than that

N

yes, (((people)))
most of history is fake anyway
ancient civilisations had more advanced technology than today before they got wiped out

>ORIGI IS LITERALLY CHAMPIONSHIT QUALITY
why are scousers so ungrateful?

>Like a new signing

And the genius thing is they're using your money to do it. Literally paying for your own propaganda, now that's something even Goebbels never fathomed.

>implying this hasn't always happened and history hasn't always been written to suit those in powers

>78m for a striker who can't control a football
>100m asking price for a midtable winger

what is wrong with football

Jesus...

Who would even take Coutinho at his wage?

doesn't work

i'm in my room lad. can't be fucked to go down.

united

>le can't pass lad
>in a Liverpool front three

Based

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Greenwood then. He’s 17

God I live white man FC. In the cusp of signing another white man.

me

none of liverpool's front three can pass

Chelsea would have

I imagine United if he hadn't played for Liverpool

Shaq will play a lot more than him this season. Origi will be our last resort hold up play sub

That’s not my fault lad get a better internet connection

McSauce is elite, Poobag is staying, Fred will find his form this season like many players who take a year to adjust to the PL, and Matic, Pereira, and JLingz are suitable squad players

she's black but I would

no he won't
he would have got assurances over playing time or he wouldn't have signed a new 4 year deal

Keeper kit looks maxxxx comfy tbqhwuf

Bedale FC are genuinely getting boring now with these Heck kits.

Already 2 weeks on the plane.

>Lovren is still on the team

The B team

Are there positions where stats reflect the actual quality of performance more so than other positions?
I think that centerback statistics are almost useless while forwards have a strong correlation between good stats and higher quality of play

and Ndombele

Burnley are based. The polar opposite of Dean Smith who apparently only hires blacks.

Will this be the last /trans/ thread?

This is a child

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no wonder leftoids are so protective of the BBC and the licence fee

t. never watched Firmino

R E E E E E E E E E E E E E
W H Y
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Cope harder

link it to me

Thought Cancelo played on the left. Will Zinchenko be playing?

why do I already know that his mum is white?

Moving to /lgbt/

yeah history's a whitewash

His playing time will be what I described. With a few cup starts here and there

Dw lads I just got one after all. Sorry for my outburst haha

Probably your porn addiction

no, read what txiki said, he's purely going to be right back
left back will be mendy (when fit) with angelino and zinchenko in reserve

>94676594
;)

Find it difficult to take Americans seriously when they're talking about football.

you're obsessed with women getting blacked. you're confused a woman would rather go with a black man than you

prob will be a rotation player. I feel like Zinchenko hasn't really been impressing since like 2 seasons ago?

They have admitted to hiring black actors that weren’t historically black on purpose, so yes

Same x

only a fellow American could post this

no, I'm just saying there's a 99% chance his mum is white because women are low IQ and gullible so easily fall for jewish racemixing propaganda

Ah yes, a TV show about a time travelling, shapeshifiting, immortal alien said something is different when there is LITERALLY an episode about the UK government being run by shapeshifting farting aliens that harvest methane, a doctor who powered london with ghost energy only to find out they're aliens... I mean, lets also ignore that the writers outside said that it was not true and they were writing it to be true only in the Doctor Who universe to match up with the rest of the shit, yeah ignore that.

or black men are more alpha and can seduce women better than white men

not really, there are plenty of "alpha" white men but thick women have been brainwashed into finding black skin attractive by the jewish run media

Please lad have sex

Cute tho

I have plenty of sex with intelligent white women
notice how when you see a black male/white female couple the women always looks like she has a screw or two loose

But then you have the media telling people that it's accurate:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/12/black-people-presence-in-british-history-for-centuries

for every alpha white man there are 10 white balding beta /pol/ types, the proportion is not the same for black men. not even close really

>I have plenty of sex with intelligent white women

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>tfw gf

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No

>come in here
>shitposting aussie is back, a faggot who literally, unironically, said to another user 'you made a powerful enemy, pajeet'
>cucks obsessed with being cucked they fantasise about their fathersbeing cucked and jack off to the idea they're a cuckkid
grim lads, grim, see you in a few hours then.

that article is true though

>two hours left on deadline day
>talking about women getting blacked

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How can blacks be alpha when they are the most estrogenic race by far

not really
you're just regurgitating the jewish propaganda you've been fed since birth which is that all black men are alpha and have six packs and big dicks because those are the only type of black people shown on tv

Predict the last minute panic buys lads.

intelligent white women don't find black men attractive because they are low IQ
and they don't find asians attractive because they are short and have tiny willies

Poo poo pee lee bum bum poo poo to Stevenage Town

Ryan Kent to Leeds/West Brom

>tfw gf signed on deadline day

Why is Klopp such a dumdum?
How does he think of winning the league when he still has no depth? Just pray that nobody gets injured?

>that article is true though

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Any news in this dead club?

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>those are the only type of black people shown on tv

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This is lovely, mayonnaise, peanut sauce and onions

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tfw your squad is full so nothing can happen

Where did you get a picture of the Irish poster from???

a black man for white woman fc

Imagine being this knowledgeable about black men

Daniel Sturridge to Salford Utd

>asians have tiny dicks
>believing this

nobody wants to go to liverpoop even though they just won the CL
smalltime club

but user, moss is the ultimate chad

But just said it's not

you euroshits are weird

IT Crowd is based as fuck.

Sturridge to west ham

how do i get a gf that like footy lads ?

Liverpool will buy some shitter from soton

>posts one example out of thousands who isn't even really black

>Mentioned /pol/ in every single one of his last 20 posts
OBSESSED

Gomes is gonna be better, fite me

prob getting Neymar

That article is about one of the most respected and credentialed medieval historians in the world telling you lot black people were around in the past and you all sperging out in response

>implying moss isn't a real nigga

>That article is about one of the most respected and credentialed medieval historians in the world telling you lot black people were around in the past and you all sperging out in response

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I actually think this would be pretty good move for both Sturridge and West Ham

McSauce really is elite. He and Pogba are United's midfield right now. The third player is gonna have to step up somehow... either Matic rolls back the years, or Fred finds his PSG form and keeps it for the season, or Pereira pulls something out of his ass

imagine getting angry because someone criticised your favourite board

>american opinions

That must be why he's reduced to writing articles in a communist rag like the guardian

>Opinion
Except the article never states anything of the sort you utter retard. The article is 100% true. To argue there were no black people ever in the UK prior to 1945 is fucking false. There were black people. As many as now? Nope. But there has been slaves and 'staff' members in the UK for centuries. This is literally not debatable. The idea they weren't there, that there weren't small populations of black people in the capital is also false. Did you know the first mosque was built in London was 1896? You don't build mosques if there isn't a Muslim population. The UK was the first nation to ban slavery and spent billions fighting it to this day. The terms of the slavery being illegal meant that people had to hire their slaves under apprenticeships for 3 years post emancipation. Therefore, my friend, there are going to be black people around. Were black people amazing inventors or prominent? No. The article doesn't claim they were.

The Romans DID bring African auxillaries over and there were burials of Roman African slaves. Were they even 0.1% of the population? No, but, again, the article never states they were a large % (they're 3% of the UK population at the moment). The fact you're sperging out that there were black people in the UK in the past is hilarious. There were darkies in Europe too. Many? Nope. But 18th century onwards, there were a lot more than you'd expect. Look up Alexandre Dumas for example.

he acts like a characteristic white man
i.e. has intelligence and a well paying job
he's basically only 1/4 black if that

>out of thousands
you you have a list of these thousands of black tv characters with big dicks?

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We can't get Pogba, why you would think that Nerman would come to us? also, the team it's the same shit as te last year unless Hazard

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fuck off you tea drinking crooked teethed paki fuckboy

>STILL can't stop talking about /pol/
hahahaha massively insecure shitskin detected

aye the guardian's so communist they keep publishing articles about how corbyn needs to be replaced by a centrist

Eriksen maybe?

They said I've here he wants madrid move, sours gotta sell in the next two hours or lose him for nothing

just needs to splash that cash

Cash moves Neymar more than the team does

>being this racist that he believes only white people have average office jobs and a high iq

the big dick part is referring mainly to jewish produced porn
but if you looks at blacks on tv adverts, shows and movies the men almost always have 6 packs and are tall and have deep voices while most white men are fat balding and middle aged

No he didn't you fucking retard. He said, rightly so, that the writers of the show admitted that what he said was false and it was done for their particular universe as 'Doctor Who isn't reality' or some shit, google it yourself.

But one of the greatest comedians of our time, Stewart Lee, writes for it, so does his wife. So it must be good.

Neymar - Dybala + 60 mil swap on the way

Hazard doesn't deserve this fate. He's a great player yet he constantly has to carry shit teams.

I’m actually surprised how fucked they have been since Ronaldo left. Has really upped my opinion of Ronaldo. He’s just such a Chad always scores clutch as fuck goals

but /pol/ is talking about black actors in a thread about football transfers. cry me a river bitch boy

Eriksen isnt good enough for Madrid, but Spurs can sell whenever they want, just cant buy

why did madrid refuse to sell bale to china?

Zidane only wants Pogba and his untouchables

Fred showed in a couple of games last season he is capable. Just needs to play like that consistently.

Imagine being Australian and being so cultureless that you think that being a shitposter is your culture. Can't wait until 4channel is banned in Australia.

Just googled it and every article on his guardian landing page is positive, including this gem harking for a communist revolution
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/02/labour-boris-johnson-progressive-pact-greens-lib-dems

2 hours left boys. Neymar to Spurs confirmed. 70m + David Bentley

it's not even fun to make fun of manure anymore
i wish it was february and ole was winning :(((

This is good shit

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>sell
because it wasn't a sale. They offered £0, thinking that Madrid wanted him gone and off their books and the free up of £20m a year was fee enough. Zidane was OK with this. Perez was not. So they wanted £50m minimum on top of it and China went 'lol fuck no'

need to get rid of zidane

nothing but a bald fraud held up by Ronaldo

They should have asked China for all the tea

Lads. If a woman was good enough (no need to comment on the probability of this happening) is it allowed within the rules for her to play in men’s football? Is it actually classed as men’s football? Or just football and only men play it?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/05/centrist-mps-general-election-labour-tory-moderates
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/05/government-national-unity-no-deal-margaret-beckett-referendum

these were both published this week you illiterate retard

they are probably going to replace zidane with mou this season too so bale could still play

good burguer, I hope you don't get shoot lad

>According to SportMediaset, Mandzukic refused to join Man Utd, the agreement between the club was found.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>lo celso possibly not joining spurs
snubbed?

Lads. I just ran into my local Maccies with a gun and took all their spicy tomato dip (459 tubs). This shit is life changing and will only exist for a short while. Get it while you can.

holy fuck WHO is this lass in the red dress on sky sports news?

There's not restrictions on gender so if she was good enough or a club was trying to be a meme then yes

maybe a few years down the line but right now professional football is a cliché old boys club type atmosphere

>opinion pieces

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>(no need to comment on the probability of this happening)

>a Championship club loaning a player to a top PL one
has this happened before?

Why are you so obsessed with united?

Can't get good mayo here, so I use Heinz ketchup.

>Snubchester

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Stop saying “lads”. I’m not your fucking lad. Cunt.

imagine being this worked up over losing a penal colony

who to where, i havent been keeping up lad

Rondon last season

>stuck at work till 6
>Will miss deadline for the first time since I can remember

I miss being neet

pretty sure women just aren't as good at football m8 no one's deliberately stopping a lass

twitter.com/OttisSnr/status/1159450746569580544

CUSTOMER IN SUICIDE WATCH

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yeah, hollywood is famous for hiring ugly balding white men for their roles

Why isn't anyone talking about this? Very good signing by Everton.

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>media immediately pouncing on it to make a story

Fucking vultures

too late amigo, I already live in America

this but unronically
look at some of the top grossing films of the last decade and look at the lead actors

More like beta leftist types. /pol/ is a tiny minority. Not even significant really.

Where would you put a womyn if soccerball became really progressive and you had to field at least one womyn at all times? For me, it got to be a winger.

Because he's horrible

Kelechi is meme level

>(they're 3% of the UK population at the moment).
Is this true? Whenever I catch a UK footy stream or tv show it's much higher, I think.

For me, it's the schizophrenic /pol/posters

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. Only illiterate retards read tabloid rags, and it takes a special kind of stupid to actually believe what's written in them.

no, they are WAY over represented by the media
every other person you see on TV is black despite them only being 3% of the population
a clear agenda

Lads... Bruno is waiting for the call

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How does it feel knowing Eriksen is staying at Tottenham?

Most TV shows are London-centric where they're much higher %

Urgh here’s comes Jim White. Does anyone actually like this cunt?

No trips confirm

He's gonna cry after every game

Glorious. As is Neymar staying at PSG. Fuck both of them.

Chill out lad

>De Gea still hasn’t signed a new contract

>Free agent in 10 months

What’s holding him up lads?

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CAM ON SIGN SAM FAKIN PLAYERS

MR DEADLINE DAY!
#YELLOWTIE

Who are man united signing to replace lukaku ?

he's overrated. even United were only using him to make Eriksen want to fuck them

Reminder that Vinnie Jones ISNT racist

I think it’s higher than 3% to be honest. My guess is it’s like 7%. They are overrepresented in the media though, especially adverts. Whilst south Asians are our largest minority and aren’t on TV anywhere near as much.

juve will sign him on a free next summer 100%
buffon is retiring a schezny is shit

FUCK Iheanacho

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
he’s done it again
/HTFC/ has officially taken over

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>Whilst south Asians are our largest minority and aren’t on TV anywhere near as much.
Eastenders and Citizen Khan hired them all

He need about 5 million chances to score and barely does anything outside that

Sessegnon, Lo Celso, Nodombele and now Dybala in one window. Trying to think of the last time I was this excited as a Spurs fan come transfer deadline day!!

Lad. You are fucking obsessed with Manchester United. Why?

it's because they don't need white women to breed with south east asians

What did he mean by this?

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They only got Ndombele, m8

lo celso deal is looking dodgy, dybala is off and sessegnon hasn't even had a medical

He has an extension

Who is worse, full kit wankers or shirt burning wankers?

Shirt burners. They're the type of faggots that will be the loudest when Ole starts the season with a few wins. Fairweather morons.

does this mean city didn't take up their 50m buyback clause?

Lads. Remember when Liverpool spent £35m on Carrol?

I think it’s the other way around, white women don’t want to breed with south asians but they do want to fuck blacks. So the media uses blacks to draw women in. All women except East Asians love black men.

Inter could realistically win the league

Ah Steve McClaren.

dunno which is worse but full kit burning wankers are best

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that's not true at all
if you look at different dating site statistics white men pull the most likes from all races and black men are at the bottom for all races apart from black women

seems like nothing now

Do people forget how bad lukaku was especially in big games

kek black men dont need dating sites.

>Scott fucking Carson to Man City
am I still hungover from last night or is this an actual move?

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dating site statistics directly mirror society

Thoughts on Mason Greenwood's gf?

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>lo celso deal is looking dodgy
well as long as we don't end up getting fernandes instead i'm okay with that lmao

Lo Celso is happening.

City always do this to meet the homegrown quota. I'm pretty sure Robert Green is still at Chelsea

I bet you believe 80% of men arent getting laid too

yuck

yes it is, they need a 3rd choice after letting muric leave on loan and he's 2nd or 3rd choice at derby

he's their new richard wright basically

you don't rate fernandes?

A lot of women will not date a black man but they will fuck them. My sister told me she is attracted to every race except East Asians but would never date a black man or anyone too dark because she wants kids that look at least somewhat like her.

Bit young

looks very low IQ honestly

She looks like she takes black dick exclusively

How did we go from this

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>top

that price was a scam

>I'm pretty sure Robert Green is still at Chelsea
nah retired

they loaned out the kid to play first team football and needed an english 3rd choice gk for cl registration, otherwise they'd have to use a 17 year old

nope he's shit that's why everyone is ignoring him lmao

when you say a lot it's a very minimal percentage of the white female population

Why would they?

Anyone selling average players at a ridiculously inflated price?

Asking for a friend

Medicals in the final stages. Spurs set to win the transfer window

>hello sister do you love black cock?

Brits are fucking deranged

This is rashford's breakout season, he is statistically the best striker 21 or under

>Breaking: "Former England international and Leeds United/Sheffield Wednesday legend Carlton Palmer has been rushed to hospital"

wtf she looks 15

Conte is good. But Lukaku is fucking shite

to this......

:(((

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>his only knowledge of women comes from his sister
Ahhahahaa have sex Incel nazi

Since when was 5pm the deadline the lazy cunts

>needed an english 3rd choice gk for cl registration
what kind of rule is this

Remember when they spent a combined ~70 million on Andy Carroll, Stewart Downing and Charlie Adam

remember when ihenacho missed that sitter in the kompany blooter game last season to hand city the title

absolute based

>Andy Carroll at SJP to sign for Newcastle
Ridiculous

can't wait to win the WC off the back of this quota lark

>StevenF

Looks cute. How old?

>buys £70 shirt
>sets it on fire
I wonder

Not really. See all sorts of women with blacks irl, some are the stereotypical fat ugly ones /pol/ claims blacks only get but some are hot. Most are average or above average. And that’s just the ones who date them, the ones who fuck them but don’t date them are way more.

Blacks generally have an advantage in clubs, but whites have an advantage on tinder. Don’t really know why this is.

>Stewart Downing got 35 caps for England
I didnt think he was 'good' for that long

>legend

when did we ever say that you potato-fucker?

Anyone want Mkhitaryan and Elneney for 30m (each) ?

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This team is unironically better
Also it’ll be Lingard left and Fred in midfield. I am actually positive about the season lad

not good, just left footed

there's nationality rules for registration and city are at max foreign players so they could only add an anglo

think it's 5 english minimum or something and city have sterling/foden/walker/stones and Grimshaw who I presume they want to loan out for first team football

only in london/birmginham
blacks don't really exist outside those two cities or are very very limited in population size

sess confirmed lads

Another one of Licerpool’s “attempts” to win the league. Embarrassing desu

Excellent to see a Player tailoring his demands based on the circumstances:

Man Utd, no Champions League and have players on 500k? - He wants 350k a week and massive signing on fee.

Tottenham, Champions League Finalists and have an excellent wage structure with no top end earners - He accepts no signing on fee and reduced wages

Credit Dybala

That's true. For some reason this country is incapable of finding lads who can kick with their left foot.

Remember when people were excited for this window so Ole could buy Manure some good players

Kieron Dyer has 33 caps for England

See

>mfw Neverton panic buy Iwobi for £40m and Arsenal buy Zaha

Scenes

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I don’t live in either and I see it every day

Remember when Liverpool fans were at the peak of boom bust and actually genuinely literally believed they would win the league. Kek

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sounds like a good lad

Bobby Robson made that retard look so good.

top kek

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Based Sky studios in Brentford

Heck Sausages are pretty nice desu.

She didn’t even say she liked blacks in particular just that she wouldn’t date them and that she didn’t like East Asians.

Arsena's net spend is at -80m and once Luiz and Kierney is finalised it will be -113m.

That's already 13m over what Kroenke wanted to give in the first place.

Whether you are trolling or not, everyone should know this is perfectly in line with the propaganda used by the enemy establishment and deflections about a fictional universe are are easily dismissed.

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Is bayol going to play for real another season?

Post YFW you realise you are posting in another /HTFC/ edition

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Even at 32 Luiz is better than anything we currently have at CB . It’s an ideal signing for a season or two, and fills the gap until Saliba arrives in a year. Best transfer window we’ve had for years.

why would a tie make your face look pale?

Tottenham have signed England youth international Ryan Sessegnon from Fulham on a five-year contract with an option that #THFC can take out for an extra year. Spurs have paid £25m for he left-sided player and that could rise to £30m via performance-related add-ons #THFC #FFC

He’ll be off to China in January

this is the shittiest transfer deadline in ages
better be some BIG deals in the next 2 hours

>Hello sister which colours of cock do you love

You're still a fucking weird cunt lad

Sell Mustafi to Monaco for another 4 million to the budget then

contrast

basic style knowledge really

He will score a winning goal in a massive game for Real this year screencap this

>6 year contract at spurs
you idiot

>Tottenham have signed Fulham's England Under-21 left-back Ryan Sessegnon for £25m on a five-year deal with an option for six years.

yikes

>basic style knowledge
ok I dont have this

nothing is going to happen

>signing the meme leftback who flopped hard in the prem

STATE

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but that's a net loss of 26m on him

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We were talking about what type of man/women we like. It’s a normal thing people talk about. Race came up because I said I wasn’t attracted to black girls.

Can be anyone from the UK not just England

what a signing
this lad will be really good

Giovani Lo Celso and Ryan Sessegnon have both signed contracts with thfc. [FabrizioRomano]

His good season was a winger though

He was surrounded by Fulham players

The very idea of anyone taking Steve McClaren seriously enough to use him as a pundit. Would have loved to have seen Holloway bumping into him on the way out.

And gluten free!

BREAKING:
>United considering offloading flops Rashford and Lingard to dramatically repurchase Macheda and Januzaj

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Lads. Sessegnon is shit though? He looked crap last year

Please zaha go you annoying twat

Proofs on Lo Celso? If true, Spurs have indeed won the transfer window.

>6 years at spurs
That’s his career over then

Bruno Fernandes officially staying at Sporting.

Don't rate him at all.
Nor do Fulham, otherwise they would want more than 25m.

spurs having an abysmal window. maybe ndombele would be good but sessegnon is fucking trash.

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Whatever happened to Januzaj

You now remember Utd fans saying Januzaj was better than Sterling

incredible window for spurs

According to?

the guy at football daily said Sessegnon was shit as a LB and only performs in a Winger role..

He's a great prospect

Real Madrid if doesn't sign pogba, they'll go for him

Where's Dybala? Kek.

>Manchester City made an attempt to loan Nottingham Forest goalkeeper Luke Steele (34), before they turned to Derby County's Scott Carson.
>[@SunSport]

he did, but to be fair he was playing in an abysmal team and was very badly mismanaged by ranieri

Watford just signed Sarr

>mancs being retards
must be a day ending in y

wheres the sky sports link???

How!? Ndombele seems good, Lo Celso is apparently good, but Sessegnon is meme tier, their full backs are still trash, they didn't offload Eriksen and will probably lose him on a free. 5/10 window IMO.

jesus fuck

...

He's on the final year of his contract.

Just a year left of his contract iirc, also Fulham got relegated, so there's that.

This was never on, just Levy posturing.

Fernandes was happening, but nobody wanted Eriksen.

Literally who?

Fulham are Tottenham's bitch

racism isn't cute

All most as good as when they did it to United.

uber eats pacey winger

NUFC will sign Andy Carroll TODAY. Medical checks done. One year deal agreed. Low basic wage with incentives to play.

WOOWWWWWW

IN
DURING
404

SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD, SHIT JUST GOT VERY FUCKING REAL.

Stade Renault winger

94677401
They don't really look that similar. Your post wasn't funny enough to cross-post.

Is 5pm the last time English teams can buy a player or all Euro teams?

can't be worse than when semedo and dembele play together on the right side

I'll be Citys 3rd keeper for 5 grand a week

Not racist

most other major leagues have until september 2nd i think

>implying Jewy will ever let him go now

What a plonker

Steve McClaren just did an unironic "For me?"

England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan

The Michaels of the Rennes wingers

PL & EFL Championship clubs.

Technically and they hype up this massive deadline clock etc and then any club who hasn’t fit the deadline timer just applies for special treatment from the PL or forges the time on the documents

Since you asked so nicely...

gomostream.org/channels/311/skynews-live-free-streaming

he's english and working as a football pundit, so probably

Yes I keked too

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well that settles it
2020-21 will be Leeds return to the Premier League

only england

is this bitch pregnant?

>BREAKING: Crystal Palace have told Sky Sports News that their summer business is done and that Wilfried Zaha WILL NOT be leaving the club

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I’ll get /HTFC/ edition 14.0 ready to take us through the 5pm deadline.

Minimum wage cap is 25k a week for every team in the pl la

there are only very specific things that allow you to get an extension, otherwise you end up like leicester did with silva a couple of seasons ago

haha based

No it isnt

any updates on NEET to paid employment?

Pregnant women are peng t bh

Zaha STAYING

>So desperate to leave he tried to force a move to Everton

The absolute madlad. If Sane leaves he could potentially go to CITEH

>they aren't getting relegated
FFS

Sane isnt leaving

Hope woy benches him for ayew desu

yikes
wonder if he'll throw a strop and start intentionally playing shit
it's not even uncommon
United players did it to get rid of Mournho
Leicester players did it to get rid of Ranieri
these players have got no respect for the contracts they sign themselves

THERE IS STILL TIME ED. DO SOMETHING.

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now this is autism

Looking forward to it lad

Not anymore, but he'll probably leave next summer when he's back from his ACL.

Bruno Fernandes to Man Utd

Kek we can have autists raging for 30 mins instead of actually watching the transfers happen.

>Crystal Palace Net Spend: +47.5
>PLUS 47.5 million
>As in received 50m for Aaron Wan-Bissaka and only spent money on bringing in Ayew for 2.5 million

they're fucked
put your money on Palace going down lads.

Bruno Fernandes to Spurs

gf to user fc habbening?

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Lads. Is there any hope of top 6 clubs making any big transfers between now and 5pm if sky haven’t already got word of it? What I’m saying is are there any clubs able to keep big deals (£30m+) away from SSN on deadline day

>2018
>breaking news

Looks like this is going to be one of the worst deadline days ever

they're absolutely fine, they've signed cahill, camarasa and mccarthy, plus kept zaha

no

They also got James McCarthy

>kept Zaha

Won the window tbqhwyl

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was last summer's big transfer mate, keep up

I tell ya, if user had some fancy foreign name like Anonandrini, GF would consider him a world class prospect.

Woy is good at not getting relegated, plus there's worse teams.

Zaha is overrated desu

t. Palace fan

>off white sneaks
Why are rich people such slaves for bad fashun Virgil Abloh is a fucking hack

pooch will make him elite

Been drinking and haven't slept since Monday in preparation for this coming final hour of Deadline Day

Blacks with non London English accents confuses and scares me

Danny Welbeck is here with me, thanks for joining us Danny. What made you pick Watford?
>Means I don't have to move house innit
Thanks Danny. Back to you user.

Reporter: Danny Welbeck, what was it about Watford that attracted you?
Danny: Well basically they’re the least shit team that would have me

>zaha is goat!
>goes to united
>zaha is a flop
>goes back to palace
>zaha is goat again!

feel like everyone has amnesia
he's already played for a big club and it didn't end well

dybala looks like shit

Kek lads

there's a black lad here with a full blown west country accent

sané tore his ACL and mancity haven't signed any backup

Mooy in on loan at Brighton.
sad day for /HTFC/

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

danny rose at watford

Was he not already benched by Bernardo Silva?

yeah but now they don't have a backup for the backup

Dybala reportedly furious as Juve for pulling the plug on Tottenham transfer. Loan only option left.

Yes

every team needs 4 players for each position in case 3 of them get injured

twitter.com/Inter/status/1159475797939429378?s=19
official lukaku's gone

they pushed him out
he agreed terms
then they changed their mind
must be frustrating

Huddersfield Town AFC lost the transfer window

Fat Timberland man officially an Inter player

Crystal Palace, Newcastle and Brighton will go down this season

he still looks fat

a team with mancity's aspirations should desu

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They have a piss easy start to the season till November and their injuries always seem to miraculously heal in like a month due to their PED system

Kek he’s so fucking fat. How many pizzas has he eaten since he landed?

Southampton, Brighton and Norwich will go down this season

He thinks he's 'Arry!

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>you now realise what's just about to happen to Wan Bissaka

"New" thread when ready for the final stages of Transfer Deadline Day:

Cheers Jim. I'm outside St James' Park in Newcastle and I'm thrilled to say I've got Andy Carroll here with me. Andy, how are you feeling about your return to Newc-
Andy? Are you okay?
Can we get a doctor over here! He's broken all the bones in his legs again!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who the fuck is going to score sam fakin goals for United this season?

City have Sterling/Silva/Mahrez as out and out wingers Zinchenko/Cancelo as capable of moving up/playing wingbacks in 3 at the back and d.Silva/DeBruyne/Jesus/Foden as players who have all started on the wing before

He's about 5 stone overweight

WE DEM MOOYS BOYS

>no replacement

wew

alexis sanchez

Ngubu

Actual footage

youtube.com/watch?v=tI85dbZf1F4

I know a paki with a fully Scottish name and thick as fuck accent yet he fully looks like a corner shop supreme

ERIKSEN IS GOING FUCKING NOWHERE

Wan Bissaka isn't as big headed as zaha yet

grim

please stay and finish off this thread lads

So, Man United drop out of the top 6 right? Fuck all goals, average midfield and defence. Ole at the wheel. Think they'll finish 8th or 9th 2bh

News on Ngubu to souf?

are brighton fans happy about this? as a jap its nice that he gets to play in premier though

Almost there lad.

for the new thread, boys.

>lukaku overweight
>Hazard 7kg overweight

Belgian sabotaging

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Aside from the wank sponsor, that's a beautiful shirt.

Defence is greatly improved, attack scored close to what Tottenham and Chelsea got. No reason to believe they wont be in the top 4 really.

Nah. Pogba Fred McSauce are elite
If Ole can keep Lingard Martial Rashford fit they will score freely like they did at the start of his reign last year. You can’t dispute it. It already happened. It was only when the injuries hit that wverything fell apart for Ole and the players fitness that Mou had destroyed couldn’t cope.

hypebeast/nigger swag

Wolves signed a new keeper for 22m.

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as back up to Rui Patricio?

Yep. Has had some pretty decent performances with the U20 it seems.

HAHAHAHAHA

being this delusional

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K, Joe.