/trans/ - DEADLINE DAY II

there are more trannies on /pol/ than the normal population

Just spoke to my source, Dybala deal is off, but Fernandes is back on, will update you shortly

Fernandes would be a make upgrade to dele alli

I've just come back from an exclusive interview with Baz from down't pub and he says that United are planning a late swoop for Dybala and Modric, mad innit

How do you know? Are you a frequent browser?

this is the real thread you disgusting sodomites

not any more, too many trannies lol

lo celso announcemnet when?

Not /HTFC/ edition. Pretty disgusting desu

would be utterly devastated if this rose deal goes through
what the fuck is levy thinking?

>Lukaku gone
That's it, Man Utd nailed on for top 4 now.

what a tragic hairline

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So who has >your team signed this window lads?

maybe he just really wants out lad
same with eriksen, it's clearly not about the money he just wants "a new challenge"

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

Why is wearing a gents toilets sign on his jacket

What a chad

Where are all the last minute panic transfers?

Luiz to Arsenal m9

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

why would he want to leave though, this is his level
didn't he say he wanted to be closer to home if he left?
so this is how he does it then, moves 45 min northwest?

it's an island now, not a line

racism is not funny

It's all kicking off in the chadionship

What a disappointing deadline day.

No Dybala, no Bruno Fernandes, nothing...

Don't happen anymore la I blame the different windows

stop crying

Lads imagine if one Liverpool defender or attacker get injured
Might get relegated
haha

Raising awareness for male rapes of which 98% occur in the toilet

Im a celtic fan, we have signed him, fuck off

yeah bit of a bore, would've been interesting if both Dybala and Coutinho ended up somewhere in the EPL
Just spice things up

Seems like they just threw shit out there and it wasn't really going to happen

Benitez is in Bilbao to get the deal done

just panic bought a t-shirt off amazon

>Rashford main striker
>Matic the only DM
>Shaw gonna Shaw by november
>Pogba wants out
>Ole gonna play the yoof for like one match then just resort to Young/Smalling/Jones
>Dan James
>Just seem to accept the BOSS situation
Honestly think >we'll finish 7th or lower. Everton and Wolves seem more balanced than us, i'd say we'll be competeing with Chelsea who look equally shit

N

he poasted it again lel xD so funneh and randimzzzz Yea Forumsro. CHEESE haha sorry just me being randummm and funnehhhhhh xD

Haha, naaaah I'm only joking. Fucking kill yourself.

Unironically if Van Dijk gets injured they will finish 7th

Anyone want to sign Scott Sinclair?

>fernandes staying at sporting
>eriksen staying at spurs
Fucking boring goddamn

seething

is tierney to arse official
would be pretty disappointed

have to be a pretty loyal customer to keep supporting united after this window. didn't support ole at all.

Still pending the medical

>Sturridge going nowhere
Absolutely howling

>>eriksen staying at spurs
you dont know that

Enjoy being shot.

how the fuck would he pass a medical right now

Salah and Mane scored 20 plus goals each, one goes and that's a third of the total goals and one Origi and sub-10 goals as a replacement.

Fernandes is a wierd one, United could honestly use him
Eriksen will go to Atletico or Buyern before the window closes

no way he's passing a medical. no idea why arse persisted with this all summer long. reckon they knew he was gubbed but maintained interest to pacify the fans making it seem like they were doing business

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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He can sign after the window because he's a free agent

Hopefully retirement, he can't run.

He's staying, being linked nowhere.

Eriksen only wants to go to Spain, and Atletico won't offer anywhere near enough to get him.

>no way he's passing a medical
he doesn't have to

>Drumroll...
>Nailed it. It's Joleon Lescott! He's currently working as a loanee player liaison agent for former club Manchester City.

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>This seethe.

which squads improved out of the 6, this window?

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>"TURN THIS PLANE AROUND" - Kieran Tierney pulls plug on multi-million pound Arsenal deal after reading @sevcohater67's "If I played for Celtic id NEVER leave loyaltys dead HH" tweet

>a loanee player liaison agent
a what?

What's the latest on Dybala to Spurs anyway, I saw they were really desperate to sign him so has that gone through?

>BOSS man and JLingz on the Wings
>Fred, Mctominay midfield
No way Man U are in the top 6

buffon done, martinez imminent
helps players they loan out

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Spurs without a doubt

Believe it or not, they've only been bloody snubbed yet again

PREDICTIONS

Liverpool v Norwich City
2-0
>A.F.C. Bournemouth v Sheffield United
3-1
Burnley v Southampton
0-0
>Crystal Palace v Everton
1-2
Leicester City v Wolverhampton
1-1
>Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa
4-1
Watford v Brighton
2-0
>West Ham United v Manchester City
0-3
Manchester United v Chelsea
2-1
>Newcastle United v Arsenal
4-5

>finished at 29
grim

>Zaha staying

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He goes around checking up on loaned players.

juve changed their mind la

think it was just to scare betis anyway

Don't really get why Tierney wants to go to Arsenal.
Wants to compete directly with Robertson?
Would do better to go to or stay with a much more defensively sound team.

reeeeeeeeeee where is my ice cream gib ice cream

Kepa > de Gea
Rudiger > Lindelof
Christensen < Maguire
Azpiliqueta < Wan Bissaka
Emerson = Shaw
Kante, Kovacic, Barkley, Jorginio, Mount >>>>> shitty ManU mid
Pulisic>Sanchez
Pedro=any pace united negro on the wing
Giroud, Abraham, Michy > zero fucking strikers

Chelsea is much better even with transfer ban

juve's summer has been a bit weird. thought they were really trying to make an impact

Arsenal and Spurs

money

didn't want dybala anyway

That's what you get for signing a long term contract.

>Imlplying Utd arent going to panic about signing no strikers and give him a 300k a week 5 year deal

image rights fucked it up according to the Guardian

I think they can realistically win the league

Unironically wish for a Fred, McTominay midfield. Mctominay is honestly very good while Fred has shown brief glimpses of being a player (PSG) but Ole will stick to Matic even though he's done as a player.
Only silver lining is that Woodword might be sacked or atleast taken off transfers after this shitshow

Shan't be getting much money when he flops and leaves for an even worse club.

Kek

Doesn’t want to play in a pub league anymore

>according to the Guardian

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last minute spurs fernandes swoop?

Dybala is really going to ride the bench one more year because he couldn't be arsed to start for a PL team, after his team was tripping over themselves to trade him for Lukaku.

Arsenal and Spurs are the only ones who actually did something

Any other strikers available on loan?

Oooof, steady there lad.

>Trying to pretend the Lelsea team outside Hazard was top 6

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>Tottenham Hotsnubs
HAHAHAHAHA

he agreed terms mate, he wanted spurs
juve backed out

pretty sure arsenal would triple (or more) what he's already on
if he fails there then he'd go somewhere else in england and be on probably 50k/week

They want 70M, not happening

Surely. Sporting are desperate to sell. They should just lower their asking price because nobody in Europe will buy. Only PL

It seems like Woodward let the manager have more free reign with transfers this time.
Really they should implement a proper modern DoF, United have failed to rebuild for almost a decade.

I think Juve were never interested in Lukaku and just wanted to stop him going to Inter.

>Kepa > de Gea

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It aint a transfer window without Chelsea overpaying for shit

City improved both DM and RB

Not after the deadline mongo

not what happened

What happened with mophead Luiz?

>manchester united are stronger heading out of the window than they were before it
imagine actually believing this

>Rating de gay in 2019

What
The
Fuck
Nani

Trips confirm that Fred McSauce Pogba will be GOAT midfield

Are TottenSHIT NOTVERYGOODspur actually signing Lo Celso or was that just a meme?

*ignores u*
*winks*
*loses penalty shootout*

>No RW or back up CB
Fucking hell it was all going so well too

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Never forget

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>Apparently the reason Dybala isn't being sold is because in 2016 he signed a ten-year contract with a Maltese company called Star Image, handing over the management of his image rights, but the agreement was unilaterally torn only one year later.

>For this reason the company has decided to sue the Argentine player for a sum of around 40 million euros, a figure that should be paid by the club owner of his card. Hence the motivations of Juventus to sell him, and the turnaround of United and Tottenham.

>What does Inter have to do with it? At the head of Star Image is Pierpaolo Triulzi, a former Dybala's agent, who has excellent relations with Beppe Marotta.

>In conclusion: Triulzi will disturbb any negotiation concerning Dybala, except for Inter. If Dybala accepts to go to Inter, the request for damages will drop to 10 million euros.

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most overrated player, not even worth £40m

The state of this. Must be bait?

>94678062
Gone to join mophead Guendouzi after squaring up to ol' fatty Frank in training.

Intergalactic chess.

Is Sky Sports coverage always this spastic?

they'll announce him and sess together right after the window closes

>ROTTENHAM COLDSNUB
lmao

That’s not what I asked you potato fucker

Lukaku finnally IN
Dybala and Dzeko are left.

they get all excited around deadline day, it's like they've given jim white an all-sugar lunch

I thought that image rights thing was illegal in Europe and only allowed by the hues

Kepa is dire, Chelsea got rinsed by Atletico

still eternal choke teams though

lo celso deal is dead

shady shit from the Italians there

ABUs think that a squad who’s only real weakness was the defence are worse off than last season having completely fixed their defence.

can't you sign free agents for a while after the deadline?
bet sturridge will sign with sheffutd or something in like a week or two

Kek. Based.

Chelsea

>German striker Babatunde Ngubu has agreed a 4 year contract with Norf FC subject to medical

Looks like a good prospect lads. Has a lot of pace but sometimes lacks end product.

For me it is claiming clubs are buying the league when they buy players for positions that they already have players for.

For me it's claiming players are shit when clubs buy players for positions they need to strengthen.

For me it's mocking clubs for not buying anything, whether they need to or not.

But the best, for me, it's mocking clubs for buying players they need that worsen the team, when buying nothing was the better option of the two on top of accusing them of buying the league because they already have many players in that position (they're just shit). The icing on the cake is claiming they're ruining football due to the record fee they paid for the player.

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haha

So why don’t Inter just swap Icardi and Dybala. Easy?

>pace and power

they're supposed to be going for the CL. and their transfers since ronaldo signalled strong intent. but with dybala and cancelo out fortune might have swung away from them

>Young, Smalling and Jones still first team players
>fixed defence

The legendary United attack of Rashford?
The brick wall of Lindleof and Maguire to be rotated with smalling and Jones?
The maestros Mctominay and Fred?

Spurs keeping Eriksen, Fernandes staying at Sporting

>rating Kepa

bruh look at this dood
OH NO NO NO NONO
*wheeze*

>Laporte's fit after supposedly missing the start of the season
Swear city just lie in their injury diagnoses to throw teams off

Just ate some ROTTEN HAM that was in my fridge and now I feel sick. Hahaha suck on that Spurs

Delicious

>Fernandes staying at Sporting
JUST

>That fucking seethe

>Manchester United agree fee for Dybala
Wow.

He’s fast, he’s quick, and he’s got pace

Shaw Lindelof Maguire AWB
Find a flaw
Protip- you can’t

>Lo Celso
more like Loš Celso
hehe

>I’m hearing Bruno Fernandes to Liverpool is a done deal for the January window

Based

>Azpiliqueta < Wan Bissaka
No

You will when you play City ;)

Doesn’t Pep send them all to some dodgy doctor in Spain

Cope

>Lelkaku gone
Now if they get rid of Pooba United may no longer be a joke.

It's the Ferguson method

Journalist - "will Ronaldo start?"
Ferguson - "no, absolutely not"
>Ronaldo starts
EPIC FERGUSON MIND GAMES. GENIUS DECEPTION.

it doesn't make sense to not close the loan market at the same time as the buying market because clubs can just take players on loan and promise to pay in the next window

How you figure those guys are starting?

>The legendary United attack of Rashford?
better than Lukaku

>The brick wall of Lindleof and Maguire to be rotated with smalling and Jones?
Lindelof and Maguire will play a lot and that is potentially a very good CB pairing. Jones is injured as fuck all the time anyway.

>The maestros Mctominay and Fred?
Valid to criticise Herrera out and no replacement in.

i’m a leftist

OUR YEAR

Sauce that

>this utter shite cost £200 million to assemble

wikipedia says city spent 60m on cancelo but the the same juve page says they only made 37m from it

>mad

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/22453802

Everyone will when they play city tbf

------------------De Gea
--AWB--Maguire---Koulibaly---Shaw
-----------Pogba------Pjanic
--Sancho-----Eriksen------Fernandes
----------------Aubameryang

Yeah, im thinking next season is ours

>betis only bought lo celso from PSG in april for £20m

oh no no no no no

Putting a fiver on Zaha scoring the winner against Everton this weekend because it's fucking inevitable at this point

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>Moyes
Ah, better times.

>bruno fernandes
>young lad at the top of his game
>100% ready for a bigger league and a bigger club
>sporting cp furiously hold onto him
>now doomed to another year in the portugal league
Why are Portugese clubs like this?

it was a player + cash swap

£190m actually you fucking retard

>Poobag still in the side

OH NO NO NO NO NO

ziyech's situation is worse

pogba

so danilo is worth 23m?

>why do clubs desperately want to keep their best players
dunno it's a mystery mate

Aguero's the only one who has gone to Dr Cugat and come back early from a long term injury

I think mostly he just gets them all on the gear whilst they're out injured since it didn't speed up de bruyne or bravos recoveries

Lads. Where the fuck is Lo Celso? Has this fallen through?

Not something to be proud of

Why keep a player who very clearly doesn't want to play for your club? A player who is very clearly way above said club's level?

apparently they couldn't get it over the line so he will join on a season long loan in the next couple of days

why is this legal

the fuck is this

filming his video right now lad

>tfw both ole and Lampard get sacked this season

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>grossly overpaid for all 4
ah yes

going to bayern now that sane's dead la

danilo is supposedly worth 34m

how do you know he desperately wants to move
have you asked him?

I'm his agent.

ffp
image

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>drinks water

dilate

Do you actually give a shit how much clubs pay for players?

you know he could still go to any other top 5 league in europe besides england yeah?

christ that drinkwater joke was fucking horrid

>Why keep a player who is very clearly way above said club's level?
Is this a serious question? Are you a retard? What would you do if your team got Messi, encourage them to sell him? Thick cunt.

Literally every single outlet in Portugal has reported he wants out and isn't happy with Sporting.

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once tierney establishes himself like robbo this goal will show up on the beeb in a few years just like that van dijk one where he strolled past everyone.

There is only one good league in Europe.

Alexis still in the wings as well!

yeah because the media have never ever lied before have they

>What would you do if your team got Messi
The fact that you're even raising this comparison tells me you are a complete idiot. Good job.

He’s back in Betis lad

>implying he could look good with the Arsenal defence and midfield
Finna bout to get EXPOSED.

>Juve choosing Higuain over Dybala
Are they mentally ill? It's the perfect opportunity to let Dybala play in his natural role

>Kevin Nolan is scouse
Now I know why he was such a cunt as a player

thoughts?

twitter.com/HouseOfFels/status/1159474397075427329

I swear transfer stories this summer have been the biggest form of fake news. half of them just made up.

Back to /cric/ thick cunt

29 bings

>sell pookaku
>no replacement

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>over £100m for Lukaku and Rojo

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>half
It’s way more than half mate.

United are doing the exact same thing Everton did, and we all know how that ended

obese

>y-you cunt!
I like how this is how all crybaby morons like you retort.

Everton only want Rojo on loan.

SPURS IS LOANING DYBALA BOYS

>Attack consists of Trashford Martian and Alexshit
>Unironically thinking you could get top 4

Customers are not going to be best pleased this season.

Where is lo celso ffs

Yeah except united have 4 forwards in their squad

Have to agree with Aussie here. Sorry, lads.

>Greenwood
>Martial
>Sanchez

Have they done enough to retain the title?

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>be Australia
>think shitposting is culture
the STATE of this wog, lads.

Sarri has a weird Higuain complex because he scored 40+ goals for Napoli a few years ago. You’d think Sarri would want to use Dybala the same way he used Insigne.

...

Somehow signing Kean should be enough

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>SSN poll says united got the best of the Lukaku deal
Tbh it’s probably correct if Ole doesnt want to play him better to recoup the money

Inter and Juve management hate each other with a passion of a thousand suns.

This isn't about strengthening their respective squads as much as it's about fucking the other one over. Hence why United tried to get rid of Dybala by getting Inter's number one target Lukaku.

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Lo Celso is off lads. FUCK

How does Yea Forums feel about Ryan Sessegnon moving to Tottenham? Is it the right move for him?

How does he compete with Davies and Rose at left back? Or Son at left wing?

>post yfw when it happened AGAIN

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Yeah and they will realistically finish above Manure

>Being an actual brainlet

We dem moise boys

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Happy enough to see Tierney join the EPL but why fucking arsenal of all clubs, gonna get stunted there

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Kek if true

if rashford doesn't score 20+ this season seeing as he is the main and pretty much only striker in the squad then he can officially be renamed gashford

they'll start playing him at cover wing and occasionally at lwb when they play with a 5. gradually move him back

State of yanited and spuds this tranny season

25 minutes before Jim White gets all excited and says “the window is SHUT! But! There’s still time to do deals if the paper work is far enough along, so don’t go anywhere. We’ll be right back after this break”.

Looks like Martial will provide competition for that spot this season

nah, he'll be fine here, he will get plenty of playing time

He’ll rot in the reserves
Spurs is a black hole where talent goes to die

It's taking so long because they are still doing the photo and video shoots of Sessegnon, Lo celso and Dybala together

He literally will though

and who will play left wing, the literal championship winger they just signed?

Why aren't Bayern all over Countinho? They desperately need to sign an attacker now that Sane is dead and Countinho would be an improvement over whatever shitters they have right now

luv wayne linekers ibiza clubs

simple as

Spurs have done well.

see
better than spuds

Rekt

why are some women so beautiful lads

>back up keepers now cost 22m

>Fuming customer
Looks like Axel Tuanzebe will be staying with MUFC, rather than heading out on loan. Deserves it after good performances in pre-season.

Don't worry friend, this is like a new signing! I'm sure Woody's got a lovely tyre sponsorship in the works as well.

t. georgia tyndall

They’re men sweaty

For me, it’s Italian women

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been busy all day lads
can someone provide me, in twenty words or less, the state of liverpool's squad after what was presumably a busy day for the reds

Is Neymar going to stay in Paris?

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>top 3 of frauds

WHERE IS LO CELSO

MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MARADONA

>ungodly amount of editing
dios mio

Good enough to win the league

Mbappe reveal in 20 minutes

chilling with emiliano sala

Why did they change the transferline deadline REEEEEEEE

what is it about italy that results in such large milkers

Why are spic girls so hairy?

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>Spurs is a black hole where talent goes to die
>only team where academy products actually make up a significant ammount of the squad
>half of the england squad is from them

yes

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outie belly buttons are fucking disgusting. Literally nonmaster race material

how do I know this photo is real

fabulous

>even the dog is edited

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It's a paparazzi snap for Page Six. No editing whatsoever.

Nothing wrong with a natural lady.

>>half of the england squad is from them
always a mark of quality

damn son, that's fucked up

whats wrong with her belly

just realised tierney should talk to aiden mcgeady about working under unai emery

they have darker hair. scandinavians are hairy too but it's not so obvious

how delusional are you?

Can't believe this happened
twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/818398639341142016

>Leeds United are delighted to announce the signing of @EddieNketiah9 on a season-long loan

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15 BINGS
5

B
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G
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PANIC
A
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>the clock is literally ticking
Well no shit that's what a clock does

>being this obsessed with manure

how have you done that?

good for Nketiah, hope he kills it

ANNOUNCE TIERNEY AND LUIZ

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Anyone with a stream to Sky?

sometimes the battery runs out

I'm not. My mother's a photographer. That was probably shot on a Canon 400mm F2.8L IS III. From that distance, with that such an aperture, it'll naturally give off that effect.

what are the Scottish like...!

Theyre streaming on twitter

LADS
DYBALA DONE
twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1159362237590585345

this

bellerin XXX luis tierney

who fills this gap

F A X I S B R O K E N

A

X

I

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B

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spurs have a history of taking in talented players and trashing their careers

Nothing happening this window, no dramatic CR7 to C.D. Nacional, no Mbappé to ManU for £400 million, nothing

link pls

Ok but you're an idiot.

that slag from the resort in cyprus

youtube.com/watch?v=h5kHANp6LUo

Higuain, Bonucci and Buffon going to and from juve is so fucking weird

squillaci

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Tierney done! Officially joined Arsenal

Pascal Cygan

>C.D. Naciona
wtf didnt know kaka played for them

and whats with the EPL tier level of forgien players

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IWOBI TO EVERTON

>Mbappé to ManU for £400 million
Hes going to Liverpool, deal has already been done, little bird told me

TIERNEY DONE

Hamez to Juve?

>Arsenal literally leaving everything until the last second

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holding

gutted

cheers la

How many men do you think liked this?

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That little bird got crushed against a fence by a load of other birds. Word is they’re gonna blame the cats

In true Arsenal fashion

has any transfer failed because the signature wasn't completed by 5pm even if all parties wanted it and everything else was agreed

GRAEME LE SAUX TO FRANCE

tierney to arse, official now ffs

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lol men btfo

Gabriel Martinelli
William Saliba
David Luiz
Dani Ceballos
Nicolas Pepe
Kieran Tierney

Surprised at how many ABUs are desperately scrambling to say united are shit. All us united fans know we’re shit. You lot need to cope better and because obsessed with something else

adrien

Didn't Man United literally pull the plug from the Fax Machine so De Gea's transfer didn't go through?

Basiert

Arsenal aren't actually going to be good are they? I need my fix of Arselel fan TV

My cock to your mums arse, because she wanked me off too hard and I came on the dotted line

Fax machine de gea

I thought Arsenal only had 45mil to spend, they've spent over 100mil

lo Celso when????

Leicester and Silva

DAVID LUIZ DONE

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feel like pure shit as a celtic fan. now i'll never fulfil my dream of being gang raped by tierney forrest mcgregor

>It's looking unlikely that Everton will be adding to their squad. They wanted Manchester United defender Marcos Rojo on loan but United were interested in a permanent deal.

they're selling auba though

It’s OFF

mind games

Instalments lad

but the de gea transfer did go through. he went to man u

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5 minutes to sign dybala and lo celso

best transfer of the window by far.

installments
>Saliba
barely any fees upfront coz of loan back
>pepe
only 20 mil upfront

>DONE DEAL

>Arsenal sign 22-year-old defender Kieran Tierney from Celtic.

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Who is ON then

IWOBI TO EVERTON OHHHHHHHH THEYVE WON THE WINDOW IN THE DYING MINUTES

your mum lol

Kek

Kek

>picture of a fucking Ni'qaab (kebab woman full-body dress)

mins to go
We may not have won the Community Shield, but we already won the Net Spend In the Top 6 trophy la, it's our fookin year!!!!

inb4 he never features

whats with arse constantly signing racial ambiguous players with big curly hair?

If we don’t make the CL now I’m blaming it on him leaving

has any transfer failed because the player was illiterate, thus being unable to read or sign his contract?

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>It's looking unlikely that Everton will be adding to their squad. They wanted Manchester United defender Marcos Rojo on loan but United were interested in a permanent deal.
'no'

dunno just she wasnt even that hot, just really beautiful. beautys a promise even if it sounds gay

>DONE DEAL - Carroll returns to Newcastle

>Former England striker Andy Carroll has returned to boyhood club Newcastle United eight years after he left.

>The 30-year-old, released by West Ham this summer following a six-year spell blighted by injuries, has signed a one-year contract.

>yfw this post

Nice trips though mate.

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Just take him Everton. We’ll pay for the Uber
Iwobi is fucking atrocious though

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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twitter.com/AndyTCarroll

can't believe newcastle are literally paying this man to sit on the bench or be out injured

everyone thinks tierney will be like bale at tottenham but it'll be more like bale at madrid. londoners will only need to hear his accent and they'll be put right off

that's why nobody has signed kane yet

That’s why Steven Gerrard never made it to Chelsea

Steven Gerrard to Chelsea

>“It feels very good. My friends and family are here, and it’s the club that I support – it is home,” said Carroll.

>“I enjoyed the time I spent here, and hopefully I can carry on where I left off. When I left eight-and-a-half years ago, I was scoring goals and I was enjoying my football. It’s been a pretty tough time since then, and I just want to get back to that.

>“I know it’s home. I’ve played here, I’ve spoken to the fans – I am a fan – and my family is here. For me to get back to where I was, I think this is the only place for me.”
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>DONE DEAL: Andy Carroll completes return to Newcastle United
Finally a BIG transfer.

Martinelli will unironically be better than Vinícius Júnior in a few years

OGRE
G
R
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>mfw thinking about the greasy horse smashing home sprayed balls from sean and matty longstaff

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>Danny Drinkwater to Burnley set to be announced any minute.

>Everton still trying to move on Arsenal winger Alex Iwobi.

This is my biggest kek of the day.thanks lads

rip muto

il camione de lette e arrivato

top fucking lel

WINDOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED

NO MORE TRANSFERS ALLOWED

Still 2 hours extra time.

Did Spuds sign Lo Celso in time?

wait what happened to luiz to arsenal?

>Told Everton are making another bid for Alex Iwobi from Arsenal. Looks like it will happen, I’m told

Jason Burt 7 mins ago

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Why is window closed at 17:00 8.8.2019???

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yes

The window just slammed shut on my balls lads, not happy but probably shouldn't have been wanking out the window hey.

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no

Adrien Silva to Leicester
A sort of opposite example is Benjani to Man City in 07. City backtracked on the transfer after his medical but the player had already signed the contract so they had to keep him

Can't believe Carson loan to Man City actually happened

Saliba won't cost anything until next year. The deal was they buy him but loan him back, and Arsenal said 'Okay, but we pay you next year'. Then Spurs tried to hijack the deal with 50% larger transfer fee, up front AND the loan back the the player went 'fuck off'.

As for Pepe, it's £20m up front, then £10m per year on his contract, which is 5 years. If he's sold, then whatever is remaining from his contract is paid from the fee received. (so if he plays 2 years and sold for £50m, Arsenal give £30m to them).

Luiz cost £8m and they got £7m for Jenkinson

Martinelli cost £6m

Cellabos cost £10m (loan fee)

Tierney cost £25m, and they got £10m for Bilek from Derby and £4m for Ospina. Plus a few other things. So that's still £45 mate.

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That's it lads. The window has officially Slammed Shut™

maybe

>Liverpool actually starting the season with 2 full backs.

Absolute madlads.

Nicely done

WHERE THE FUCK IS LUIZ???????

IWOBI DONE

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Transfer sheet handed in to get Dybala in after deadline

iwobi confirmed to everton holy shit

saturday is first day of the season and friday is prep time for that. no distractions.

only england teams can afford this because they already have a shitload of money from their league. they dont need to wait to see if they qualify for CL windfall

Everton have agreed a deal to sign Arsenal and Nigeria winger Alex Iwobi for a fee in the region of £35-40m #EFC #AFC

Just play the youth

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coaches of the EPL didn't want to spend the first two weeks with players who want to leave

>with the force of a category 5 hurricane, the transfer window has SLAMMED SHUT

>iwogbi
>good

40 fucking million for iwobi hahahhahahhahah

Still going through, so long as all the paperwork has been filed then this is normal. There will be one or two others at other teams which will come through later as well if previous windows are to go by.

Better than no one. Got a feeling he will come good actually.

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>2019

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OK so can lo celso be announced late?

Based Newcastle making waves
Carroll is BACK

>selling Iwogbi for £40m
Holy fucking kek. What a fucking amazing sale. Such a shame that £40m wasn't spent ON FUCKING RUGANI. HE WAS £40M.

>£78m for Maguire
>£67m for Lukaku
Is Manure composed by /biz/fags?

only on loan

Another transfer window victory lad how do you feel

>Iwogbi
Everton wins the window once again.

So who has won this transfer window?

you can announce whenever the fuck you like

>£40 million for fucking IWOBI

He is literal shit. On par with Jermaine Pennant or Scott Sinclair. What are Neverton doing?

Did Spurs miss out on Lo Celso? Asking because if they did, I can safely not watch the EPL for the next 12 months.

twitter.com/ManCity/status/1159494533266268160
>scott carson on year long loan
for what purpose

As long as Spurs submitted official paperwork saying a deal was on going, then they get a temp extension, so yes.

No, because they're not telling me to invest it into [insert meme cryptocoin] of the moment whilst simultaneously telling me to buy gold.

>actually paying 40mil for Iwobi

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transfer deadline day is such a depressing overhyped bag of shit

yeah

lo celso will be high loan fee with an obligation to buy
gives betis more money that they don't have to give to psg

Like we can realistically win the league

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judging by this window arsenal seem to be run by warren buffet
man u run by the fyre festival blokes

Chelsea

neverton
arse anal
spuds

in that order

arsenal for getting 40m for iwobi alone

Everton

Spurs > Arsenal > United > City > Chelsea >>>>>>>>> Liverpool.

>giving a shit about footy gossip when there's cricket on
Bengali detected

Man City unfortunately.

Trying to find that out as well. Going to be in London in October and wanted to see the Watford match but if they didn't at least get Lo Celso, fuck Levy

this

ngl I am STOKED about carroll returning

redemption arc incoming

can't they just sign tomorrow and date it yesterday

citeh or inter or atleti

but since /trans/ is just /epl/ in disguise i say citeh with everton being 2nd since they signed iwogbi after making great signings

Everton

>lo celso off

oh no no no no no

>Arsenal sold Oxmarmalade for £40m and he's been injured for most of his time at Liverpool
>Arsenal sold Iwobi for £40m and he's gash
is Arsenal lowkey good at transfers now? They also signed Obama the Jan window they sold Marmalade. That's insane.

>Rojo staying at Man United
LOL

>Everton

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arsenal got all those incredibly expensive transfers for 40m and actually made 40m on iwobi. wtf

omfg geordies 4 lyf gerodies are the best!!

Thats diddy bread

kek

Where's that been said?

>hodgson doing a redknapp

Villa desu

Lads. Forget about winning the transfer window. Who lost???!

Newcastle?

whos marmalade

It's gonna be interesting, I think he's been bought to sell season tickets.

Spurs didn't have a great window seeing as they were snubbed by a player who they were clearly desperate to get

>BOSS is still draining uniteds funds

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This season will be different trust me

They're getting him on loan, idiot.

bald fraud Gazidis exposed and gone, meme windows are finally behind us hopefully

DAYLIGHT ROBBERY HAHAHAHAHA

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MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS LEVY

How has his window been?

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Sheffield

He can still leave for a non English club

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>Sell Iwogbi despite the need for depth (unless Nelson is being played in his place)
>Loan out another FW who probably only agreed to go because he was behind Iwogbi
>Sell your old and busted Captain defender
>Sign an old and busted (who might be your new captain) defender
>Sign a broken defender made of glass who won't be back in action until October at the minimum
>Didn't sign Khederia and Rugani like you were linked too despite them both agreeing personal terms

>GOOD WINDOW
LMAO.

Iwobi? really? For 35m you can easily find someone better at laliga or bundes.

>arsenal managed to get something off Iwobi
I love everton tbqh

All of that is great except for the fact that it didn't fix Arsenal's actual problems on the pitch. Wheel and deal all fucking day but if it doesn't lead to results, the fuck is the point?

So did the jews actually sign somebody? or did they jew themselves out of fresh blood?
BTW, Eriksen is leaving lmao

Newcastle have done everything they needed to do imo. They needed fullbacks, they got two. They needed to replace Rondon and Muto, they've got players in to do that. Held on to Longstaff and Hayden who were important.
If they didn't have an absolute retard as manager I would be optimistic.

swansea, newcastle and manure.
spuds if nobody comes in tonight

who

everyone who says iwobi is good because of some random stats has obviously never watched him play

>£180m on the front 3 while having a dogshit midfield and defence.
Nah they're still pretty bad. Ox is a good player, but just a crock. Iwobi for that amount of money is fucking insane though.

>Transfer news breaking soon
>Stay tuned on the Spurs Official app

Oxlade Chamberlain. Da Ox. Oxlademarmalade.

Liverpool. Swansea. Villa. Latter only because how the fuck do you integrate 14/15 new players?

looks photoshoped

oh and
>buyern

Spuds gonna make a surprise double announcment for dybaba and lo celso

oxbane-chadlad

....Is this shopped? His head doesn't look right.

Everton > Arsenal > City > Spurs >>> United > Chelsea > Liverpool

Top 6 next season
1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs
5. Chelsea
6. Wolves

mancity.com/news/first-team/first-team-news/2019/august/man-city-leroy-sane-injury-update-latest-report

oh no no no no no no

>falling for le works hard scottish full back meme

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PL winner to Burnleh, what a fall.

NEW THREAD

Based time traveller.

I dunno, I don't think signing a Golden Boot winner for £54m who won it with 5 fewer games that the guys they shared it with is that bad. Lacazette was bought earlier before the changes to the backroom staff. While I agree the team is shit, £180m for three players is nothing when, for example, Liverpool has £150m in two players in their back four + GK.

imagine being this tickled about selling Iwobi for $40 and delirious thinking that Khedira would've been good business

Nelson and Willock in the side still with Mhki you dumb dumb

He's going to teach them how to win the Champions League

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this

city accepting their imminent relegation, investigation, administration and liquidation

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It’s time to say #HolaLoCelso!

@LoCelsoGiovani
#THFC

#COYS

twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1159499316794470401

OFFICAL

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How shit does this FBI show look?

Who in their right fucking mind would chose Arsenal over Chelsea? They don't even have CL football.