/trans/ - Jorge God Mendes edition

The same year (I think), they were in for James McCarthy and ready to pay Everton £30m. Koeman hates Spurs and demanded the offer be refused.

A year earlier, they were prepared to pay big money for Mateo Musacchio. Couldn't get him, and he went on to miss a whole season through injury.

Around the same time, they were desperately chasing Morgan Schneiderlin, Pochettino wanted him to be the main man in midfield. Koeman fiercely refused, even though he was happy to sell the rest of the Southampton team beforehand. A year later he went to Man United and flopped.

Is there a single club better than Tottenham at failing to sign failures?

REMINDER. LIVERPOOL FC HAVE 0 PL TITLES
LIVERPOOL FANS PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS OR YOU ARE MAD AS FUCK
(Also mad if not)

They're even better at signing failures

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Can EPL teams still sign players on loan? Even big money loan deals like Lo Celso with the obligation to buy?

Oscar worthy performance

oh no no no no no no

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Trans? More like trans
(as in transsexual)

Why do Liverpool fans keep attacking city? There are no city fans so you’re attacking nobody

May I just say that the window is CLOSED so this thread should really be /EFL/.

/trans/ is dead until January.
Hope the next OP bears that in mind.

Thank you.

Has anyone smelled burning shit, it's not nice.

twitter.com/pizzahutuk/status/1159511984456556544?s=19
CUSTOMERS BTFO

Rent free and that. Always the victim, bless their little hearts

Remember when Scousers made a memorial for a dead chicken?

Just signed a lad that last season was filmed saying he doesn't like us
Do I boo or forgive?

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>so this thread should really be /EFL/
>EFL

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49286229

>Bolton Wanderers' takeover by Football Ventures has been suspended after Laurence Bassini, who previously tried to buy the club, was awarded a court order blocking the sale.

>Bolton's joint administrator Paul Appleton said on Thursday that the sale had been "on the brink of completion". The consortium's head, Sharon Brittan, watched the club's opening game of the season at Wycombe on Saturday. The League One club entered administration in May.

>"It is with a combination of outrage and disgust that I have to inform Bolton fans that the deal to sell the club has been temporarily suspended in the last hour," said Appleton. "Despite a long and hugely complex process of negotiation, we were finally on the brink of completion this afternoon when Bassini's order was served. Our lawyers are now in conversation with Counsel in a bid to overturn the order immediately."

League One's going to be 22 clubs, lads.

Can Coutinho still be signed by a Premier League team on loan?

No

he looks sorry

prefered the later deadline desu
could get nice and drunk and laugh at the signings

Scousers could literally pick a fight in an empty room

lads! tus officially passed ftd in subs. wow

Nolan mentioned on sky that Carroll was picking between liverpool and spurs in jan 2012 too

so nothing happened right

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that's right little frog.

So are we just waiting for things to get announced or will there be any signings we haven't heard about yet?

Iwobi & Luiz the only two big moves left to be confirmed.

It’s like you’ve never encountered a scouser. They are just moaning and whinging all the time about everything

Lame. Might as well pack up this general now

Someone tell me something about Mo Besic

-------------------------- Lloris ----------------------
Aurier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Rose
------------------------- Winks ----------------------
-------------- Ndombele - Lo Celso ------------
Eriksen --------------------------------------- Son
-------------------------- Kane ----------------------

Bench: Gazzaniga, Alli, Sissoko, Lamela, Lucas, Sanchez, Davies

How can this not win the title? Liverpool will get worse next year and Man City lost Sane.

Alli won't get benched

>bury and bolton both going to be kicked out of the football league

based, remove all north-westerners

Is it.... Dare I say it? Our year?

City bought a better DMand RB plus Sane doesn't even start for them anymore and Foden will probably take his place on the bench

Because Spurs don't have a winning mentality. Spurs need to win a trophy next season, it's literally now or never. All their stars will leave if they have another trophy-less season

calamity of a window

gonna go watch Troy at least that movie will make me seethe about something not football

Yay, Reading bought one of our shit players.
Absolutely SEETHING we still have Kent though.

>smelly ally not starting

Delusion/10

>Moise Kean
don't rate him, next Iheanacho

Lol. For fucking what?

no fucker works up north and no-one goes to games so no money

Everton bought 10 pacey wingers this window.
The plan is to play them all together to confuse the opposition.

can we talk football now?
>wins the transfer window

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>Spurs need to win a trophy next season, it's literally now or never
You are a complete idiot. Liverpool had a horrible barren run with numerous close calls and they still found success after like 15 years of trying.

havent paid players and in too much debt

The Championship just started, how are they gonna go to games?

PEDRO NETO BRUNO JORDAO

>GloryBoy
Glory Hunter Boy more like.
United have a lot of them. Not as many as they used to have though, lel.

>the championship

both are league one clubs

Did buyern really think they were going to hype up the Sane transfer so much that City would budge on the price?
Can't think of a single player they want from buyern unless they go back in time and send Alaba

guess the player
>black
>shit

Cutrone
Will be unironically worth 100m next year

narrow it down a bit more

Cool. Guess relegating them three divisions will help make them solvent. Can't players just renegotiate their contracts/leave?

same diff

barstoolsports.com/newyork/wanna-get-into-soccer-but-need-a-team-no-problem-barstools-guide-to-picking-an-epl-club-2

players are refusing to play mostly, doesnt mean shit though if you cant afford to operate professionally, fuck off out the league and let someone who can in

Pogba

Is he good?

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mad that liverpool are gonna win the league

racist piece of shit go back to /pol/
all look alike to you do they?
racist fuck off back to /pol/

Tierney HHATES the champions league

so? fuck the players. if they want to get paid, they can either renegotiate their contract or leave for another club. then bury/bolton can get in new players on lower contracts. problem fucking solved

barstool sam is so fucking onions™
declan rice

not racist mate, just don't like em

woah. how you'd know?

Iwobi

i dont think you understand the concept of no money

they literally cant afford to pay minimum wage to their regular ass club staff, let alone football league wages

or they can file lawsuits and get paid what they're owed, fuck the club

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literally just a merchandise signing

>tfw yank lawsuit culture is useful for once

>we want the dykegook audience

is there anything man city won't do for a few extra shekels ?

you mean like every other team? kikenham kikespurs

no, the club can lower expenses and then manage to pay them. they have money that's going to come in through the turnstiles, don't they? they can work it out

get paid with what? should the club sell its stadium? no, the players should get the fuck over themselves and start making changes

Harley MacSquire?

pffft.

Never heard of him.

Now watch this...

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>americans

ngubu nooooooo

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disturbing

it's man city women team

>you now remember baseduncu

ye how dare they sign a korean guy who was their best player last season
must've just been for the shirts

shit, that's awkward. I'll be on my way out

Why did he swap Champions League football for europa league bros?

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lmao you're right
i've been bamboozled, i genuinely couldn't tell

>niggers

Done deal

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you can always fuck off to britchan foreigner

He'd rather be a footnote in the history of a good club than a legend at a shit club obviously

what the fuck happened to his face

free palestine

>why did a zoomer switch from a club paying him a packet of crisps and a mars bar a week for a club that is gonna be paying him £80k a week whilst having no chance of winning anything new in his current club
gee, i dunno user, it is a mystery

spooky

>on a majority british thread about mostly english teams

God damn... we didn't sign Daniel Agyei in time. Ah well.

Why are London rivalries so fake? Players switching between the clubs all the time down there, disgraceful

Oxford can still sign him on a loan though.

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Yikes.

why does his face look so shopped

are they transitioning

Leno
Bellerin-Holding-Luiz-Tierney

unironically why? looks awful

Chadlar Chadyuncu

he didn't age well

Bootlicker

Arsenal - Chelsea aren't like that, Arsenal - Spurs and there would be trouble.

literally why??

have you visited Rwanda yet lads?

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lo celso

So is it confirmed that Baldness = Fraud

unironic question - which team has more literal mercenaries?
>Watford
or
>West Ham?
I'd lean towards Watford

watford used to buy about 15 players a transfer window when the pozzos first took over

>three of them won’t actually play for weeks?

True enough. However, I hope this will make the club go looking in Europe now for either loans or full transfers instead since the club has a few more weeks in general. I'm not sure if the club is still looking in Belgium for those players, but their window closes on the 2nd of September just like League One does. So, hopefully. As I've said before, I hope the club looks into Europe, since a lot of clubs don't bother until they hit the Championship and or are ex-Championship (recently relegated). I'm sure there are bargains galore.

they don't do quite as much but they still have a ton of mercenaries
they just signed another one today

imagine thinking you made a good deal ridding chelsea of david luiz

spurs are the only true rivals

William galas went to all 3 and wasn’t hated by any of them, London clubs are just plastic with no soul

----------------------Kane
Son--------------Lo Celso----------Lucas
------------Sissoko----NDombele
Rose--Vertonghen--Sanchez--Aurier
----------------------Lloris

If only we bought a RB

No, just not a retard. If a club doesn't have the money, THEY DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY. There are contracts and then there are extenuating circumstances. If i'm working in a pub and business is booming and the manger says he's going to give me more hours then a recession hits and I end up with less hours, I get the fuck over it. Anything else is selfish and childish and retarded. The players at this club should do the same. They should be finding a way to get through this with the club in the best (though far from ideal) way possible.

is alderaweed gone?

wheres daballah?

Friendly reminder to put your entire life savings on leicester winning the lad before its too late

did iwobi go through or no?

Delayed to January

which lad are they winning lad?

Is Nerman to Real Madrid still on?

oh my days

*wins the lad*

Wht did he mean by this?

could be

they still have a few weeks

putting my life savings on 0-0 utd v chelsea sunday

Aldo should be a starter still. He is ahead of Verty and Sanchez in the pecking order. Also, Lo Celso won't replace Eriksen. He ain't going anywhere.

Want Papa Poch to stay forever lads.

Poch is known for purging players that aren't 100% committed to the club no matter who they are. Eriksen will start on the bench.

no he wont
itll be
------------kane
lucas----eriksen----lamela
------winks-----sissoko
rose---vert---toby----kwp
------------lloris
promise

Pure quality. He'll fit right in there.

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Bookie said I need to specify which lad Leicester are winning before I'm allowed to bet lads

wahey look at this ABSOLUTE BELLEND

pizzahutuk won the window

Yeah I'm sure you wouldn't be mad if you had a contract and they didnt pay you bootlicker

But did they win the lad?

remains to be seen though it's looking unlikely

>tfw Spurs finally win a trophy
>It's only the lad cup

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>white
It’s fair to say that kid is NOT the future of #LFC

I feel sorry for dark skinned people

traumatised an entire generation of Brazilians

Aurier was great last season before his injury.
He's a bit retarded but who isn't at his position ?

>Aurier was great last season before his injury.
no he was not

liverpool killed juventus fans at heysel
livepool killed their own friends at hillsborough

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>yfw arsecucks got tricked into thinking they ''''''improved''''' their defence when they forgot they lost Kosc and their issue last year wasn't quality per se but was due to their entire depth being injured and being forced to play Mustafi constantly, even at RB for a few games with DM's as CB because your good defenders were either injured or suspended
Arsenal with Tierney - Luiz/Sokratis - Holding/Mavrapanos - Bellerin isn't Top 4 quality but is just about Top 6. with Torreria in front of that alongside Ceballos, they should be OK. The rest of the formation is dependant on how Schizo Emery is that day.

who killed whatever died up your smelly arse?

YES?

>wanting to take advice from a wife beater

Not in the league but he was our starting RB in the champions league and was pretty good tbf

Koscielny was only ever good when he had mertesacker telling him what to do

Piss poor defender otherwise

he'd probably do well in the MLS

finally they have someone who can sure that defence up

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>new number who dis

>thinking ndombele won't start
dumb american

whos this

>no mentions of scott carson moving to man city
>no mentions of wayne rooney to derby
Also why does this general only discuss boring transfers regarding the elite clubs. No one gives a shit where dybala is going

>Aurier: 5 CL apps
>Trippier: 8 CL apps
hmmm....
Not on Saturday he won't. Obviously he will over the course of the season, I was just picking this weekend's lineup

berahino presumably

-----------------------Lloris---------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Rose
----------------Sissoko Winks--------------
---------N'dombele-------Lo Celso-------
-------------------Kane Son-------------------

-----------------------Lloris---------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Rose
----------------------Winks---------------------
-------------Lo Celso N'dombele-----------
------Lamela-------Kane-------Son---------

-----------------------Lloris---------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Rose
-------------Sissoko N'dombele-----------
---------------------Eriksen--------------------
-------Moura-------Kane-------Son---------

-------------------------------Lloris---------------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Sanchez Rose
--------------------N'dombele Eriksen-------------------
------------------------------Lamela--------------------------
------------------------Kane-------Son/Moura------------

>thought long and hard
>10 minutes

Farquaad's head is even more disproportionate than Maguire's

>>Aurier: 5 CL apps
>>Trippier: 8 CL apps
>hmmm....
Because he got injured maybe? Aurier didn't play since the Dortmund game.

because it's full of plastics who only care about the top 6 teams in the PL + the big clubs from europe

so he wasn't the starting RB for CL then is my point

>not one with Alli behind Kane

woodward is the GOAT con man

Mate, it's not about being mad, it's about being a grown-up and having some modicum of understanding about the world around me, also having a heart. You're interpreting things like a robot, you think that since there's a contract, you just follow that. You're not being a human and putting yourself in the shoes of the club.

And calling me a bootlicker doesn't make you right, it just makes you a smart-ass cocksucker and probably a zoomer.

Yes he was. Until he got injured.
If he hadn't have got injured, he would have continued starting at RB.
Are you thick?

>you think that since there's a contract, you just follow that
that's literally the point of contract law
so you don't have to fart around with emotion or politics, it's just there in writing

...

they were splitting until he got hurt you retard
and he wasn't good anyway he's too fucking rash

-----------------------Lloris---------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Rose
-------------N'dombele Lo Celso-----------
----------------Lamela Alli Son--------------
------------------------Kane---------------------

what a man

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ah yes he donated 2.5 mil to isis
what a man

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>If you've been wondering about who held the transfer record for a Scottish player before Kieran Tierney and Ollie McBurnie...

>Well if you can remember back a couple of years to 2017, Oliver Burke switched from RB Leipzig to West Brom for a reported fee of £15m, a year after moving to Germany for a fee of about £13m in August 2016.

>Prior to that, it was the one and only Ross McCormack who moved from Fulham to Aston Villa for £12m also in 2016. The forward signed a four-year contract at Villa Park but made just 22 appearances for the club.

>Scottish record transfers

western civilisation is almost at an end
thank god

it's shite being scottish

-----------------------Lloris---------------------
Aurier Alderweireld Vertonghen Rose
------------------------Dier-----------------------
-------N'dombele Lo Celso Eriksen-----
-------------------------Alli-----------------------
------------------------Kane---------------------

>no width
ah yes

>muh law
No, idiot. When people are fucked, you forgive them. You don't make them into your slave or ruin them completely because hurr durr it's the law. If your mom said that she'd take you to disneyland but she ran out of money, do you blame her or forgive her and forget about it. If you choose the former because she basically verbally entered into a contract with you, you are a bastard of a child and a piece of shit and wrong. I wonder where mercy will be the next time you need it. Idiot.

just had a load of cheese
hope i've left enough room for the pizza and chips in the oven

>ftfy

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Dont care bootlicker

>>no width
>aurier
>rose

you should have changed it to 96 deaths

Who are Chelsea's strikers this year?

94683104
nice bait

mummys boy

Imagine being Arsenal and thinking a perma crocked scottish twink and David fucking Luiz will be THE signings that propel you towrds the top four, and dare I say it, a title challenge

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They haven't been paid since fucking march, and it's not just the players. It's ALL the other staff too.

Why does the UK still have 4 leagues when one of them is arguably the best in europe, one is a mediocre one-team league and the other two are absolute shit tier

Your analogies are absolutely horrible. I don't know how you managed to have a worse one than the pub reducing your hours one

there's some glorious blueshite seethery in here
twitter.com/5liveSport/status/1159546965681557505

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...

muh fresh air and muh great outdoors though

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beautiful (both in aesthetic terms and in soul) lasses as well

And after 1,000,000 days: twitter.com/Everton/status/1159558667366281224

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>leltic fans seething on twitter over tierney
Lmao

>signing ngubu aka bakayoko 2.0 and unproven virgin lo celso

Ah yes

wait did Zaha not move? awkward

>40 million for iwobi
I didn't think Everton were the retards who acquired him

Why would anybody sign this guy

Zaha did try better and look what happened to him.

He is the modern day Le Tissier.

not really, he was at man u when he was a kid
he's clearly a hell of a lot better now

Tammy, batshuayi, and giroud

Top troll. But I don't care about being trolled, I care about being right. And I am.

So i'm right then? Good? It's so good for people to admit they're wrong by picking out something irrelevant to what you said. I am right over you as well. Brilliant.

Nice. I guess the club owners should go out and rob banks then? That way they can fulfill their contracts. Or the EFL can just kick them out, that will make it a lot easier to pay their debts. Listen, mate: don't argue with me because you will just lose like the other two loser-trolls above. O-okay?

Not an argument.

seething

>£30m
>everton fans are excited by this transfer
wtf

eh fair point

still stand by what I said about him though
without zaha, palace would have gone down a long time ago

In 6 months time Arsenal will regret this, I guarantee.

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what up with arsenal buying shit wingers from arsenal?

>Nice. I guess the club owners should go out and rob banks then? That way they can fulfill their contracts. Or the EFL can just kick them out, that will make it a lot easier to pay their debts. Listen, mate: don't argue with me because you will just lose like the other two loser-trolls above. O-okay?
You sound like the most coldhearted bastard imaginable.

everton*

I'm not interested in arguing, you're wrong either way but don't do that in person to people because you will be butchered, it's friendly advice because I love you

>evertonian delusion on the rise again

When will they learn?

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What's the most legal way to avoid Inheritance Tax

alright, how do you rate your club's window, Yea Forums?

>liverpool
1/10, shifted some deadwood at least

Where's Fernando Llorente going?

give them to me and I'll fix it for you

>being owed money from your employer is the same as your mam not being able to take you to disneyland

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>Etete
>Clarke
>NDombele
>Sessegnon
>Lo Celso

8/10

Who in their right fucking mind would chose Arsenal over Chelsea? They don't even have CL football.

Look, person, I'm peckish and a little bit tired now. I'm going to take a snack and then, after I have snacked, I shall nap. Goodbye! Don't reply to me again.

>I'm not interested in arguing
Stopped reading right here. I can retire, safe in the knowledge of my own victory. Goodbye! Don't reply to me again.

I agree. Inheritance tax is completely immoral

can't wait for next /3pm/ thread. That's where the true football fans go

Tottenham. Spurs didn't sign a new striker so might as well bring him back for one more ride. Still loved at the club.

Brown or white bread?

JUST

>lloris
Guaranteed to cost them points
>kane
Guaranteed to get injured and brought back early, costing them points.
>no proper DM
Lost points

Yeah how dare they be optimistic

Funny that no one ever says this about Liverpool fans

Just seen the KFC thing

How embarrassing
>some city zoomer gets paid 30k a year as a social media manager to post that shite

Two slices of each, brown bread for main, white for dessert

>I have no actual argument
Well done on admitting you lost, son.

Theres a difference between wholesome optimism and obnoxious delusion

Because Liverpool fans are subhuman murdering scum who are actually delusional

>chels
6/10

Got rid of some deadwood (Cahill, Luiz, Drinkwater, Hazard), and seem to have a fairly decent team standing. Pulisic has been good, Mount looks decent, Michy and Abraham is ok I guess. All in all it’s been a better window than usual, which is unfortunate since it’s been decent because >we can’t sign more shit like Bakayoko and Drinkwater.

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Why did Chelsea sell Luiz?

guessing this was schneiderlin

thought arsenal could get top 4 so they sent an agent

>Luiz and Hazard are suddenly shit after they're sold
Yes selling your best player and your second best CB is great for a team that couldn't replace them

He forced it

Him and Lampard don't get along.

Check the date lad, Liverpool were never in for Schneiderlin btw

>dream came true
What was his dream? To finish 2nd?

Cash in hand, handing over naming right of property before dying, scavenger hunt

There’s a certain amount you can gift/month tax free (atleast in waffleland)
Gotta start early with it tho as all those tax free gifts up to 3 years before you die count as inheritance and will be taxed anyway

>le ignores defending 80% of the time

think we don't have inheritance tax in sweland

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Cuco Martina then? Genuinely thought Schneiderlin was a July 2017 signing.

Don't think I'll be watching tomorrow's game 2bh lads

>Kissing that filthy trophy everyone has touched
No different from his tinder trying to fuck pregnant women then

Only Liverpool could win the CL and still be considered 2nd best in their own country

Not him either, Liverpool werent in for him

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>not wanting to fuck pregnant women
Pleb

So Davy Klaassen then? Seriously, I have no idea who you're on about.

What about Real Madrid?

checked but cursed image

Pro tip liverpool signed him in January 2018

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>Sweden: abolished inheritance tax in 2005. A retroactive decision exempted deaths during late December 2004 from inheritance tax, due to the many Swedish casualties in the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake.
Their sacrifice will be remembered

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Oh,
>muh man mountain
Could have at least just said his name instead of teasing me like a tit.

Real Madrid are actually capable of winning their domestic league

>550 Swedes died in that tsunami
Damn, I don't remember there being that many western casualties.

>inherits wealth
heh nothing personal kid

So they werent considered worse than Barca?

>no proper DM
Eric Dier, Victor Wanyama
Winks is looking better and better in the role, Sissoko can also sort of fill it.

match thread will be an absolute shitshow

Will Chelsea vs United be the weakest its ever been in the EPL?

Who in the top four won the net spend trophy?
Since liverpool went on and on about it last season

>dier
Shit
>wanyama
So shit Spurs want to sell him. Winks is promising though

Chelsea obviously

only if you're a drug addicted degenerate

>Any Given Sunday
cringe or based? not a fan of NFL but like Stone

United are stronger than under LVG
Chelsea were mid table before Abramovic came

I feel like both are mid table now though

Foyth will be once he's back from injury

Based

Literally neither are. Both finished top 6 and it’s very unlikely they won’t this season unless you’re memeing

having hopes for kwp too
based poch developing players

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Reckon Sian Massey has worn her kid in bed?

Both teams are weaker than last year you retard, Wolves and Everton are replacing them in the top 6

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can someone edit this with if only you knew how good things are

yeah and Liverpool are gonna win the league
Memes aside the top 6 will remain the top 6 this season

Pulisic alone has more talent than Wolves and Everton players combined.

>United lost their top scorer, pogba is more unmotivated, after the inital games oles on the wheel looked a mess and looked far worse than wolves in both their fa cup and league match
>Chelsea have lampard, no strikers worth noting and no hazard

Both Dier and Wanyama were really good at one stage, could just be a case of finding form in the right system.
Injuries haven't helped either of them.

Now imagine actually believing this

Is /trans/ dead now? Where do I go now?

What kind of injury though?

you don't have to go home but you can't stay here

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The vastly inferior /epl/

Don't worry, plenty of Spanish people will stick around here to keep you company.

Okay that was an exaggeration but seriously, name one Everton or Wolves players more talented than Pulisic. The lad is a future balloon door winner.

Ankle, said to be back mid to late September though

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49282584

Parts of this article must be satirical, surely.

>Fan @SteveCapes94, who has just over 100 Twitter followers, said: "If you're in charge of the world's biggest football club and haven't come close to a league title in your six-year time in charge. You have to look at yourself and admit you can't do your job." This tweet has been liked more than 1,500 times.

I’m happy here I’ll stay

Florentino Perez btfo

In terms of attack

Man City > Liverpool > Arsenal > Spurs > Chelsea > United

In terms of midfield

Man City > Liverpool > Spurs > Arsenal > Chelsea > United

In terms of defence

Man City > Liverpool > United > Spurs > Chelsea > Arsenal

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Richarlison is on the same level as Pulisic

Cope harder buddy

so basically

MC > Liv >>>>> the rest

>In terms of midfield
> Liverpool > Spurs
lol no

United is so trash...

Now the English window is closed, what will be the biggest transfer for the rest of the world?

Top 9:
Man City
Liverpool
Spurs
Arsenal
Leicester
Everton
Chelsea
Wolves
Man Utd

no it's closing time, one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer

>In terms of defence
>United > Spurs

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Bananinha to Palmeiras

Nerman to Perez Madrid

Are you fucking retarded? Actually do some research on the likely lineups before posting shit like this. Embarrassing.

I drink Rekorderlig normally when I go out down Albert Dock desu

Like anyone actually gives a fuck about other leagues. The transfer window is closed as far as everyone relevant is concerned.

>omg no way did you just see that box cross percentage
>that's nothing, check out this XG90
and I'm done with football.

only transfers you'll be seeing now in England are loans to L1/L2

Go to your local non-league club. They could use the support.

When are Claude and Ty going to release their sexual tension?

>swedish cider
ironically I prefer british cider since swedish is too sweet

feel free to offer some constructive criticism, what players are in the wrong positions exactly?

Henderson
Martial
Aubameyang

Is Juan Foyth a good player? Should he be Spurs starting rb?

>Saint Maxim
>Joelinton
>Matty Longstaff
>Sean Longstaff
>Schar
>Dubravka

Europa League here we come

To name a few

>And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

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I think you mean Play Off runners up 2021

twitter.com/_transferman/status/1159498780208750592

twitter.com/_transferman/status/1159499079564615680

Thoughts on this, lads? He's arguing it's happening even thought the window is closed

Nobody wants your shit players jordi

Martial has played CF in preseason
Pepe will play on the right so where else would Auba play
Henderson plays further forward with Fabinho

Bit gay mate

Mark?

tell you what lads, it's been ages since there's been a proper big natural disaster.
I want another 2004-esque tsunami, that was proper exciting news

Sensible man.
I liked the dry Kopparberg, but they stopped selling it.

Hopefully the Great Earthquake of Anfield isn't too far away

skysports.com/football/news/12040/11761860/romelu-lukaku-leaves-manchester-united-with-his-premier-league-legacy-intact

What legacy is that?

He's pretty good, very good on the ball, his future is in the middle but will serve as a decent RB for now

>not rating Audrey Hepburn or Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi

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goalscoring record?

as shite as Bruce is no way Newcastle go down

Relegation options are:
Villa, Burnley, Palace, Norwich, Sheffield

Soon thanks to TV money the top 15 or so clubs will be fixed in the league and any promoted clubs will struggle to sign anyone decent and end up paying 20m for championship players or cast offs like Mousset

My nigga bin watchin the new Beige Frequency video

Mate you’re obviously out of your depth

So Dybala is staying at Juve, Eriksen staying at Spurs, Coutinho is staying at Barca and Neymar is staying at PSG?

Neymar to Real is literally happening.

Oh yes, oh yes.

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Was this the most underwhelming window in years? Holy shit that was bland

would be interesting, will anyone throw a pigs head onto the field as he takes a corner?

Inheritance tax is the biggest con

Basically kills social mobility and gives the government free money, but is championed by idealists

Even people who support it try to avoid it

banana

Based, unironically theft and the rich don't pay it anyway.

spurs fan here. thought it was a cracker of a window.

Well if Bale is anything to go by yes the Real fans will probably throw some sort of carcas at Neymar after his goal ratio drops below 1 per game

I think it'll be a loan with deal to sign him next year for 200m like mpoopys was

Brainlet question inc, other leagues can still shop PL players, correct? The PL just can't buy anyone?

Haha

It basically like the perfect communist law, thank fuck for democracy

basado

Thoughts on The 100?

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yes

Football Weekly just released again, they're late
theguardian.com/football/audio/2019/aug/08/premier-league-preview-iwobi-at-everton-and-image-rights-football-weekly-extra

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Si senor

are those balloons she's hiding under her shirt?

Not enough sexy hip’s

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*wins the quadruple*

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didn't realise how much i like football weekly til they stopped for the last few weeks. comfy blanket and slippers of a podcast tbqh.

id wouldnt mind if it only applied to people richer than me

Taxes are theft, government is a scam

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Anya was the best Commander, she should've been Clarke's waifu4laifu

Nice.

Based

Could this be the transfer of the year? It seems the only option Madrid has after unable to sign Pogba.

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Better than expected. Dropped it after the 3rd (I think) season though was just too silly

this is such a dirty play too. he's trying to bait him in and break muller's leg.

>EPL, Ligue 1, Bundes & Champions League

Is 36 £ a month too much for getting these services streamed? I did acestream last season but honastly I just missed being able to switch games and see them crisp clear with almost zero delay.

love hips love grills

haha she's so clumsy she forgot to shave her armpits haha

Seems like a bad move for Madrid tbqhwy. Neymar is just a prissy faggot

Actually Madrid will be perfect for Neymar....

If its all games then yeah thats seems decent

Lol

Just invest in a iptv

Havent Real already spent a bazillion euros this summer?

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>Pepe
Btec Nkoudou. Unproven in Europe and is a big risk, although I'll admit he seems pretty good ngl
>Luiz
Mustafi's partner in crime
>Tierney
injured more than Lamela
>Ceballos
Could be good, but only on loan for a year and will take time to adjust to PL
>Saliba
Could also become a decent player but will likely take a few years before reaching a top level

Compare that to Lo Celso and Ndombele, who are top players and will instantly make an impact. Not to mention Sess and Clarke who have tons of potential

she's just fat and wearing corset

Hideous

Pepe is guaranteed to be the biggest flop from this window

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Deformed

Cope

No but Barca did. Madrid has been steadily selling and loaning young players. And Bale is on his way out so his sale would heal some of the damage if they buy Neymar.

bring corsets back desu
at least trying to squeeze into one might introduce some exercise into the life of blobettes

noice

cringe seeth have sex dilate etc

Got a bit of Irish blood in you there lad?

no dyba
no fun

better
nah fat bitches be abusing them

Still can't believe Adrian to Liverpool

can't wait for him to start whinging about first team chances then let 4 in from League 1 shitters for the scousers

Didnt realise I was the only non-negro in the thread

he wont get the chance, klopp will withdraw from FA cup and League cup to focus on the premier league and then lose with 101 points
you heard it here first

Tits > Ass

if you can't tell fatness from face, arms, legs, voice, diet and neck then it's you're own fault

he cant honestly be expecting to be first choice over a girls name
must be choosing the comfy reserve keeper life

*dabs on you*
now what whiiiiteboooooi

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holy shit shut the fuck up, moron

Liverpool won’t get more than 85 points this season

oh I just don't wanna see fat chicks walking around in a corset

I'm pretty certain he knows he's a back-up. This isn't like Fabianski benching him at West Ham.

feel like there are some here who dismiss football weekly just cause it's produced by the guardian, but i unironically enjoy it a lot. max is a good host. barry can get annoying but its okay

okay how many will city get then

1,000,000

The Indy footie podcast was unlistenable this week

Thoughts on the big exodus of journalist to The Athletic?

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Biggest 10 summer signings.

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>oh I just don't wanna see fat chicks
couldve ended it there

could not care less to be quite honest

No lukaku to inter?

lo celso missing so guessing it was done before deadline day

true

Shit, should have specified it as "incoming".

Lo Celso is a loan.

Danke schön.

lo celso is a loan so unless they've paid 40m to take him for the season he shouldn't be there

>Comparison template: attacking midfielder / winger
Eriksen literally played #8 the entire last season

Maguire is just insanity. Inter got Skriniar, Godin, De Vrij for 1/4 of that. Two of them are better than him.

As much as I'd want that to be true, I'm going to press X. PL is gonna be Lpuds and Shitty race again. CHL with a lot of fresh blood may go either way. Gonna have to settle for a cup, and even that's a fucking coin toss these days. Fucking away draws against shitters, unbelievable.

nvm I'm retarded

I don't really understand the Haller or Joelinton prices, they have had the most average of careers

Post Eriksens face when he's stuck on the bench for the next season and the suitors drop from top tier to Norwegian 3rd division.

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haller is explained by west ham being run by morons, i'm not sure what compelled ashley to splash out on joelinton though

Haller is really good and is going under the radar somehow. Won’t have a good first game but he’s top of my wish list for GW2

Stats like fouls won kinda ruin the graph since its a different level of reffing in la liga

Joelinton was a release clause but yeah it's way too much. Big Mike had 30m from Ayoze's sale burning a hole in his pocket.

seething over rafa probably

IT

IS

TIME

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What's XG?

Weghorst seems better than Haller and he's a giga chad

>tfw your meme buy to sell merch to gooks ends up consistently being in your top 3 players

Feels good. And he miraculously got out of forced military service, blew all of Spuds luck for 5 years on that for sure.

welcome to brattvåg

eXpected Goals.
pokerstars.com/en/blog/2018/what-is-xg-and-why-is-it-changing-soccer-177778.shtml

Based

Experted gagging, when an inexperienced girl tries to deepthroat you

Is Arp a good young player?

it's XJay

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>Sunday match that isn't on TV
Hate this nonsense

because of the europa league innit

You did see it was a Venezuelan posting the webm? Haven't seen a singe Scouser in here and yet you are all talking about them. Are you obsessed or seething, I don't know.

What I do know is that your ABLism is causing you all mental issues. Kinda like /pol/ sees Jews everywhere, you appear to see Scousers. Please seek help.

>thinking i unironically believe Hazard is ‘deadwood’

Come on now
Luiz on the other hand is done. He’s not bad, but he’s not really any good anymore either.

I mean Ecuadorian lel

heil?

The endless Liverpool hate gets tiresome. Dont like the club but we dont have many of their fans here so lads are just arguing with no one

>32-year-old fan arrested after racist tweet about Mohamed Salah: Everton have responded

>32 year old Everton fan
Rooney?

Very ugly and has been ran through by a bunch of rappers

BRUH

Based

Wont be a new thread now the window is close. Bye lads, maybe go outside or something

A nigga gay

>Bye lads, maybe go outside or something

>Two people have been killed during a missile test on a military site in northern Russia.
>An explosion at a military testing site in the Arkhangelsk region in northern Russia killed two people on Thursday.
>Meanwhile, state news agency TASS reported that a brief rise of the radiation level above the natural background was registered in Severodinvsk following the explosion, according to the city authorities' spokeswoman Kseniya Yudina.

or maybe not

>you can get arrested for typing something offensive

What the fuck is this world coming to?

Quick one. You lads can fix it up or not.

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Is that not a thing in Norway? I always hear about it happening in the UK

yeah gay innit

People have been arrested in USA for farting in school. Or having their arm broken by the '''security guard'' in school for dropping some cake on the floor. They also arrest people for jokes online. This isn't anything new. I dunno where you've been living.

It happens everywhere; it is not new. It's just people are obsessed with UK and will pick on it and ignoring it happening elsewhere.

nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html

yeah it is a bit tbf

Never in my life heard of anyone getting into legal trouble over things like that here but damn. Glad I'm not in Philly

at least we're leaving Europe soon so won't have to put up with that bollocks for much longer

abcnews.go.com/US/vegetable-garden-brings-criminal-charges-oak-park-michigan/story?id=14047214
>its real
this is the most north korean thing I've ever heard

>Chelsea were mid table before Abramovic came
Lies

palace is trying to keep him and it looks like he's there till at least january (if not the whole season) but it's just a matter of time before he's off really

Palace know they’re relegated without him. As does everyone else in the league

This, he's far more valuable to Palace than he is to anyone else.

Top 4 predictions for the Premier League?

pretty much yeah

City
Spurs
United
Arsenal
Wolves
Chelsea
Liverpool

City
Liverpool
Blades
Spurs

>The Birmingham Blades

youtube.com/watch?v=gPdsV0BYYAs

This guy plays exactly like Yaya Toure at his best, what a beast.

Spurs have the signing of the season, just admit it.

Liked him a lot at Lyon, take care of him

It's not lies you WC tourist. They had been relegated numerous times before the 2000s and they didn't become a "big club" until Gullilt came in the late 90s

The way he plays makes me all moist

That was a few years before Abramovic tbf
They clocked onto the foreign imports rush early with Gullit, Di Matteo, Vialli and Leboeuf which pulled them from bottom half shitters a into solid top half side.

sooo nobodies before russian oil money
lucky social media wasn't what it is now because I do remember how everyone shat on them as the no history club back then but over time you win and everyone forgets

my point is Gullit arrived 8 years before Abramovich did
Obviously Abramovich changed everything but they hadn't been shitters for a few years

Feel like shit just want him back

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New thread

What self respecting person would have bought one of those pink jerseys? Honestly, FUCK FAGGOTS AND FUCK ROASTIES they are ruining the sport

Trashford

Poonited have the worst forward line in the top six by daylight. Sixth is the highest they will get this season might even be the season Everton leapfrog the poos. Good recruiting from Arsenlel they Luiz is still a meme. Pool, Shitty and Spurgsteins will be a lock for top three. Chel$ki are an unknown quanitity too.