/hoc/

dabbing on /hoc/

so there's this milf in my gym who keeps checking me out. she looks to be in her late 30's/early 40s and while her face isn't that pretty (she has a bit of a jew nose) she has a really nice body. i want to strike a conversation with her but i don't know how to do that in the gym

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love my /cric/ m8s

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Just got the text from telus lads. I'm gonna be posting faster again until I hit 15gbs (8 days(

tell her you're a /hoc/ poster

just got an email from uber lads

hope you got the job lad

good banter from an american in shock

the only person i've ever told i posted on Yea Forums was an old friend back in highschool and he said he preferred funny junk instead

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who is the mitchell starc of hockey

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who is the mitchell starc of cricket?

Every day.

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Eating half sleeve of crackers

Is there anything more beautiful than the stanley cup

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who is the teemu pukki of hockey

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mitchell starc

the errea sky bets won the sky bet trophy?

are fins human?
my thoughts: no

don't worry lad they're a bit weird but harmless, you get used to them

logan couture i reckon

finns are S tier subhumans

paint an abbo white and you have a finn

reflecting on this

hmm.......

Out of crackers now :(

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Premier League begins tomorrow.

Penis league more like

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cfl on tomorrow

the what?

G'day mate!

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!

re-watching the bolts/teds ploffs. Im in the mood to laugh

Watching the bomber game with family. I need this. No drinking

Stamps are gonna crush you guys

it's midnight you weirdo

looking forward to sleeping in

dont get to sleep in tomorrow

i'm sleeping my day away

Thinkijg about b*lju

get yourself together lad

Just "woke" up lads

based. fuck tr*mp

>russia in charge of not being embarrassing

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careful you'll upset the incels

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is this timbits hockey?

nah U-18 womens russia v.s canada

rent free

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he's got that "i drink soda like a degenerate" teeth going

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To prepare for the 2019-2020 ice stopped smoking crack

..starting tomorrow night

so international timbits hockey

Bolts are up 3-0, no way they blow this

brush your teeth, kids

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it ok. some of the blunders they make kind of leave you shaking your head but I find its great to fall asleep to, and no commentary just noise

>standings

>so boring that you fall asleep to it
pretty grim desu

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kinda feel bad for blots fans, they got bullied out for posting sandwhiches

then again i also don't feel bad because they deserved it

yeah the U-18 side has been pretty boring so far.

rph btw

>blots choked so hard in game 1 that the tying goal was a shg
>hedman was basically on the ice for all goals
holy shit i almost forgot about this

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they will be back and in greater numbers

>62

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is binlan beating everyone again?

also john forslund is an underrated pbp

no >we beat them 6-0

>we
are you a qt girl?

having an existential crisis

First for the Bruins

just watched the entire highlights of blots teds series. the fact that not only did tampa lose in the first round after a 62 win season but also got swept by a team that has never won a playoff series in their 20 some year existence is quite possibly the most embarrassing thing to happen in all of sports ever

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all of Hockey Canada is doing alot better this year than last. I have a good feeling about the world juniors this time

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>that change
wtf

why is it team white vs team russia

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did he died?

What a fucking night that was. Also based Raphi poster.

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>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Is it dare I say, the best hoc meme.

split squad. there is also a team blue

the columbus blue jackets swept the presidents' trophy winning tampa bay lightning lads

he's fine, indians have superpowers from genetically altered dna from all the sewage they live in

Post underrated Finns.

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why so many cricposters making me look bad?

>poo peeland jest fan
you make yourself look bad i reckon

cant rate this specimen high enough

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fuck you post your dick and balls

John Tortorella, roughly speaking, represents chaos.

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you'd like that

no to compare

ok you first, i'm nervous

i cant right now im making clam chowder

what are you a jackets fan now too?

blue jackets unironically have one of the most aesthetic uniforms in the nhl

casual here, who are the Fremantle Dockers of the NHL? I need to expand my weekly disappointment to another sport.

shoo

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senior womens team red

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>Fremantle Dockers
>players actively requesting trades
the oilers are your new team m8

Komppaniassa herääätyyys!

i wish john tortorella was my dad and that he would frequently and angrily remind me of what a disappointment i am

does your current dad not do that already?

yeah obviously poindexter but im saying i wish it was john tortorella

why? is it funnier when a manlet does it?

i guess thats what im sayin brooksy

Is there an exact moment where you can pinpoint the momentum shift in Game 1 of Tampa Bay and Columbus?

when bob started standing on his head at 17:52 in the third

poo peeland

reminder 1st round is not the goal

Aamuliikuntaan siirtymiseen aikaa... minuutti!

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B*lju

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based

ATTENTION ALL /hoc/ BROS
Yea Forums is having a virtual football tournament between the generals, starting September 20.
A roster for /hoc/ exists, but it was made a couple years ago by someone else who is no longer around. Currently, an NHL specific team has been signed up, however if there's enough interest from you lads, /nhl/ can be dropped and /hoc/ signed up in its place. /cric/ will also be participating, so this is the perfect opportunity to rightfully blow them the fuck out again
Tournament: implyingrigged.info/wiki/Yea Forumserb_Owl_2019*
/hoc/ roster: implyingrigged.info/wiki//hoc/

Any suggestions on roster changes, please reply to this post

Finns aren't human

why would I want to associate with the poor brown "people" outside of /hoc/

to assert your dominance over them

is it too late for flames neal XD

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums, this is already known

Imagine being this deluded. You can't even get a sticky oh nononononoahahahahahahahaha

thinking we should get pook! and reichsaitl on there

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We are about to see the greatest comeback story of all time

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but with who?

me

Glad to see you made the thread. *sips*

Thinking about steak

huomenta

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>players actively requesting trades

this is more common than you've been lead to believe, as long as the reason is there and believable most view it as an annoyance but part of doing business

reminder that ginsberg literally loses his mind, thinks computers are trying to turn him gay, cuts off his nipple and presents it to peggy in a gift box before being carted away to an asylum

we're not playing m8

poopeeland might be autistic

>Yea Forums is ginsberg in this situation
also whats wrong with being autistic

*sips* hmmm, thinking that's a shan't

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*SNAP* yep. this ones going in my beav folder

Hello, fear my gut.

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For me, it's walking into your mothers bedroom early in the morning and silently sneaking up to her bedside, unzipping my dick, and just taking a big piss all over her face without warning.

for me its respecting your mother because all good women should be treated with respect

were much more afraid of your fucking disgusting cro-magnon gorilla arms, robin

>not having neanderthal DNA

comb your arms, mong

jesus christ you hairy monkey. You make me look like a smooth-shaven twink

disgusting. go pick ants out of your dads matted ass hair

You should see my bum.

Bro, me and my sister are in the 99th percentile for literal neanderthal dna and we don't even look like that.

You're misappropriating my cultural heritgage.

i wish i had that kind of hair on my chest

Mine is very high apparently, it's not just being hairy of course.

more like chimp dna lol is your mum a fucking orangutan

Yeah I know lol. The funniest part is I read the study where they did a bunch of statistics to see what qualities if any were common among those with the DNA, and what they found was literally a caricature of my uncle on my mothers side. He even smokes, too, which is one of the common traits they found.

Post pics of sister

fuck off. She is tiny, though. She doesn't even make noise when she walks and it scares the shit out of me.

whats it like having a sister do you sniff her undies lol

just kidding lol i wouldnt do that if i had a sister haha

Listening to some Pendulum before work

My uncle is hairier than me, yet his father has virtually no body hair at all his whole life, quite strange.

cumbrain is a real thing. I'm disgusted by the idea of incestual attraction to her, but since this is an anonymous website I will admit one detail:

On several occasions I did try on her panties and masturbate while wearing them. It never became a regular thing and I always but them back.

Did you wash them before putting themback?

>I did try on her panties
this is a bit gay. nothing wrong with being gay of course. but thats a bit gay

Is she hot

some would find her cute. I don't.

liar

Good enough for me. When can I marry her?

if there is a hoc wedding i want to go

jk id be too scared

Sacré bleu!

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how dare you disrupt our hockey conversations with this filth

they were winnipeg jets branded panties thats why he got so turned on he couldnt help masturbating in them

save us gary, we need you more than ever

>*AHEM*

Ted for Kane 1

GARY PLEASE

>tfw ur head coach outlasts ur GM
based Brucie

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

Anxiously awaiting Rantanen signing

Anxiously awaiting Laine signing

Anxiously awaiting Marner signing

Anxiously awaiting new non-retard Wild owner

Anxiously awaiting Point signing

Anxiously existing

Anxiously awaiting Tkachuk signing

Anxiously awaiting McAvoy signing

Anxiously awaiting Werenski signing

*sips*

Anxiously awaiting Mommy's feet signing

Anxiously awaiting Boeser signing

LOCK
HIM
UP

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holy fuck dude that image scared the shit out of me please put a warning next time

Thrashers 2023 Cup

Thinking about buying a pizza

Thinking about making a pizza ans putting it up for sale

Bacon and garlic confit please

are we swapping sister pics or what?

...

hoc is a social general

...

ba ba ba
baba bababa
ba ba baba baba baaaaaaaaaaaaa

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No, BAD America, respect your sisters and mother!

Can’t wait until the canes sink back into irrelevancy

relevant enough for you to keep thinking about them constantly :^)

/hoc/ is a mental health awareness general

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>everybody who needs help leaves and gets it
>there are maybe 3 posters left in /hoc/

this

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Maybe some autists can’t shut up about them and keep reminding everyone how shit and irrelevant they are? Bet you didn’t consider that did you stupid boy.

lets play a game /hoc/
look at pic related
now what are you thinking about? is it elephants?

wonder why that is....

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I think that's you.

i want nikolaj ehlers to pee in my butt

randy, stop being retarded

Great response, you must be an incredibly unintelligent person. Very based.

>redditlina relocanes get handheld reffing against two of the biggest creampuff playoff teams since the shortened season
>randylina reloseethes use money from pride month t-shirt sales and an unlicensed off handed don cherry remark to buy speakers to artificially flood the rink with noise since no one south of Washington DC is legally allowed to watch hockey
>Ouragans de Quebec get twinked on by rightful 2019 Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins
>Randy still thinks people are mentioning them because they're upset that they resigned Sebe (which they didn't want to do and only did so dundon has a """""""""franchise player"""""""" if you will (even though he got passed over for Chel cover AGAIN in favor of Pate ) ) and not upset because Randy's a fat fucking sunbelt anime faggot reddittor that needlessly spams and shits up /hoc/ with his schizophrenia and gook cartoons and annoying as shit catch phrases when we all know the only three metro teams making the playoffs are Caps Pens and Devils

i was actually thinking about your mum LOL

canes are based

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the Seattle Salamanders

well, as you can see, she is elephant like
i can see why your mind wandered in that direction

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dumb frog

/hoc/, please, get help.

you seem like a real jerk™
and i like it :)

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Hey Canes,

I hope this post is okay. I’m a new fan from Canada and am joining the Canes (and Panthers) fanbase. I’ve been blown away by the franchise and can’t wait for the season to start!

That said, I’m doing my research and learning everything I can. I’m having a slightly harder time finding good places for content and news because I don’t use social media outside of Instagram. Are there any good websites I may have missed for content/news? And are there any specific websites to keep track of the prospects?

As a soccer fan, it works differently so trying to understand the different leagues, draft, prospects etc is taking a little time to get my what around ha. I’ll also mention here that I’ll be deleting my account when I think of a permanent name I like so if you notice me leaving, it’s not karma farming, I’ll be back.

Thanks all!

Not a single post mentioned them until

As a canes and avs fan, I'm all for naming teams after deadly natural disasters.

When I was a little kid I liked the Avs (who couldn't with Sakic, Forsberg, Foote and the gang) and then once my home state got a team I slowly began transitioning and I remember my mom just looking at me one day when I asked for Hurricanes stuff for Christmas instead of Avalanche and said "So do you just like natural disasters or something?"

I like canes because of their redneck fans. I want to go to raleigh and eat bo jangles and get drunk with them

based blindbro

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Randy on left

did someone mention the canes?

That's clearly the Whalers.

if only that were true, then the worst franchise in the nhl would be back where it belongs

Last hour of /trans/ boys

Edit: Downvoting this doesn’t make it not correct.

how are mentally-ill people a sport?

As a newbie I am happy to be here Been watching hockey occasionally for several years but really got into it last season and that bunch of jerks was a hell lot of fun to watch!

wait bo jangles is food? its not just some made up hobo name?

New NHL fan here! Interested in following the Hurricanes!

Hi everyone! Like the title says, I have recently decided I want to get into following the NHL. I realized that I need a team to follow. I grew up in CA, but sharks fans are insufferable and I want no part of that lol.

Was born in Green Bay, WI (diehard Packers fan), but there's no team there.

I moved to Raleigh 2 years ago, and just transferred to NC State this past spring, so I'm getting to know PNC, and figured the Canes should be my team!

Just looking for some general advice on how to learn hockey rules better, get some more info on the Hurricanes' roster and players, etc. Thanks for the help!

>STORM SURGE

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calling it "food" is a bit of a stretch, unless you're a black man

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Hi everybody,

I started watching hockey several years ago but just occasionally and never really had a fav team... Since last year I really got deeper into hockey and I will closely follow the upcoming season. And because you guys were amazing last year, the Canes are on my very short shortlist for my favorite team :) So it would be cool if you could answer me some questions to get a better feel for the franchise and the upcoming season.

What’s the current state of the franchise?
Who is the Coach and what’s the story on him?
Who is the GM and the owner and what’s the story on them?
What does the 5 year future for the team look like? Top prospects? Best players?
what is the forecast for the 2019/20 season?
best canes podcasts/blogs/news sources?
how would you describe your fanbase/culture?
why should I root for the canes or why do you?
Your help would be highly appreciated and thanks in advance :)

Why is /hoc/ all of a sudden OBSESSED with Garylina?

>redditposting
why are you like this

...

thinking about how anyone could ever start watching hockey and pick a team that isnt the winnipeg jets

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their pr faggot wont let us forget

based schizophrenia poster

unironically based

you act like im the one who brought them up

holy cringe

>New Zealand hasn't been bullied out yet
Ashamed of nu/hoc/.

cringe is just a code word for based

reminder

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shut the fuck up randy

kill yourself, zoomer

ya boilin

>mad
>at sandwiches
I blame Tampa for initiating /hoc/'s downfall.

Thoughts?
abc.net.au/news/2019-08-08/ca-reveals-rules-transgender-players-in-elite-community-cricket/11393860

hit the bands
hit the lunges
hit the barbell squats
hit the football field
time to hit the showers

*buurrp* 'twas a good pizza

Sid went on chiclets

>IM A CANIAC AND ITS BO TIME

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ROOFTOP BURP-A-THONS
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

For me, it's OVERCAST

*SIPS*

huomenta

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huomenta and god morgen

huomenta

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What's next for Bulju?

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finnish allies OUT

crosby linemate
new dupuis

but we were axis

anti-Finns OUT

ehtoota

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bönde

Just got off work, wow it's a nice feeling

bää bää

-metsä

Not the way you should speak to a person paying for your life.

i look down on you

I never really noticed or cared about Canes fans, I know it was a rough couple of years out of the playoffs and dealing with Ward injuries. Bo posting and storm surge cringe has made me hate them so fucking much.

European hockey since soilers don't know how to manage assets.

I literally own you.

who will you cheer for when they relocate again?

you are my slave who has to devote most of your day to me

You mean since he busted

You are dependant on me.

Just ejaculated

Could have traded RFA rights as a rental for a playoff contender prior to the deadline

lol no. no one would notice if you didn't exist.

That wouldnt have made poojew any better at hockey

How would you buy your candies without my money? Please explain your thought process.

this is the first time i've seen finns engaging in findom

Nah, but they could have gotten a return on their pick

you're just one of my million slaves. Don't start bääing to me. Know your place.

So then he still busted

I'm finland haha

It's a well-known finnish trick, they are only pretending to be uncivil toward one another in order to lure sweden into a false sense of security.

And? I am not following your point. My original comment is soilers don't know how to manage assets. He busted and they did not try to move him prior to RFA expiration when he stated before he had no intention to re-sign.

Id hold my tongue if I were you, I might stop feeding you money.

you're a drop in the ocean.

Why do sheeps think they matter?

kanada sucks ass

Ah there it is. Your statement was he was fucking off to euro hockey because of the soilers mismanagement. I am saying it's because he cant play at the nhl level.

I matter to you. Without me, you cease to exist.

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yikes.

He can't, but his memes are at the All star level so unless he continues half of the new threads will not be filled with his face

Thank christ

Who would you draft, Subbanzee or Air Bud?

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Marko dano is home YAAAY

good question. probably Air Bud. he looks like a good boy

>airbud
>the monkey
>no duck in "The Mighty Ducks"
Hmmmmm

i've been a very bad girl

Bulju will awaken to the tune of 40 goals for Karpat this season.

dilate

would be a best season since 00

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Aqua,_Tennessee

bulju to preds when

Get the regular season started now this place is falling apart

Canada GT20 playoff action on lads

Watched 3 minutes of the cricket. 3 minutes too many. Time for a coffee and a workout

cor, that's a sticky wicket then innit

What is heavier, 1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers?

1kg of steel

If you dropped a feather on the moon would it float away.

If I dropped your mom onthe moon it would be crushed

No.
The moon only has about 1/6 g, but that's still more gravity than none.
It would fall, more slowly than on Earth, but with no air resistance to help slow it further.

You’d be surprised how many people get this wrong. Or maybe you wouldn’t.

but they are both 1kg?

yeah but would you rather carry a kg of feathers or a kg of steel? the feathers, because they're lighter

What it means is anything under 1/6th of earth weight would float away. A hockey puck would fall, a street hockey ball would float away. I can't believe you guys aren't getting this

Can you even carry 1kg of feathers? Imagine how much feathers it is?

No, it's the difference between having someone who's 180 lbs and someone who's 30 lbs sit on your shoulders.
Both apply downward force, but one applies way less than the other does.

I know that you're trolling but I don't care.

180 lbs is more than 1/6th earth weight

business idea: training regimen consisting solely of carrying 1kg of feathers up and down hoc mountain

business idea: bulju mic'd up

Don't let the moon base lads hear about this or they'll start carrying 6

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1kg of feathers? Are you trying to fly?

big brain /hoc/
shit dick /cric/

Oi. Only guy I knew that called people poop dicks was me black mate

If /cric/ is so hot where's cricgeneral.com? Typing it out it looks a lot like cringegeneral.com . How'll they ever recover?

feet?

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post your sisters

she's not around

My day is ruined

just checked, there are 6 different artists with exactly that name on spotify

Laine is low key goated with the sticks

Laine is a bust at both hockey and fortnite

Patrik Laine first ever back to back EA cover athlete groyper

business idea: finnish zoo on hoc island

bears and lynxes?

no, fins in cages

busts like bulju and laine

I can volunteer if i get access to beer and hockey

if you'll wear a loincloth you've got a deal

back to back finnish edition covers don't count

Probably wouldn't be too much different from your current day to day.

thread's getting a bit grim

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Peak offseason /hoc/ grim edition groyper

Mental health awareness arc is going ahead of schedule. Went to bed sober last night (on purpose). Woke up happy for the first time in over half a year. Feel ALIVE now. My apologies for subjecting you to the last year of horrendous posts

>Sam's post is gone already
So much for progress.

RIP in piss

reporting sam is peak reddit

I just assumed that he had another one of his violent mood swings and decided to delete it himself.

you can tell he was banned because they deleted all of his posts

Yeah except NO HOKKEI

Exhale, expel
Recast my tale

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>Varlamov is New York’s problem now
Thank god

>laffs
youtube.com/watch?v=C_kVao9I2E0

Go shill your fat retarded friend on hfboards

I haven't been bothered to check /hoc/ during off-season. Can I get a quick recap on trades involving Finns before the next season?

based fuck shannon

bulju basically said he'd rot in europe rather than play another game for edmonton

Yes all the Finns were traded to /cric/ for the New Zealanders

not about the money for bulju

Rantanen is being traded

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business idea: kill each /hoc/ poster who cant run a mile in under 8 min

he really is based. Playing for enjoyment.

only sunbelt anime casual faggots like shannon because they need fat cucks to tell them what to think about hockey

gary has forsaken us lads

Lads, I know there's something significant about the year 1993 but I just can't put my finger on it...

He did that in 1993

there was a domestic terrorist attack on the WTC

>1993: The League adds its 25th and 26th teams, the Florida Panthers (based in Miami) and Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.

based dyslexia making me read that as
"gary hates foreskin, lads"
this shit's fun sometimes

that isnt how dyslexia works

I deleted them myself because I didn't want to come off as an emotional wreck on my first day back on top of the world. It's all jeezy b

it's mild dyslexia

blü bombies fans ww@?

Sam will never know true peace until he learns to let the Carolina Hurricanes into his heart and accepts them as he would >his own team.

the fagolina relocanes will never be accepted until they move to gaybeck

living in decadence lads

daily reminder

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koff and vodka?
u lush

based

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They your mind will never know peace. You will forever be beset by turmoil and consternation.

It's the hardest step to take, but it's a necessary one.

go away fake randy

>made it further than all but three other teams after missing the playoffs for almost a decade
Doubt they're that mad 2bh

ottawa senators 2.0

I guess if your goal is to lose in the conference final then yah I guess not.

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don looks so viral in this photo
hes got at least another decade on air

Think about it this way: the Leafs would've loved to lose in the ECF.

Canes will give him a stroke by dabbing

Sincerely doubt that

really? how long have you been a leaf fangay?

Don has one foot in the grave and the other in an alzheimer's ward.

ask if she needs a spot... or better yet ask if she can spot you on the bench. make up some bs story about your partner not showing up.

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pfft, don has stomped his big ol' boot all over those zoomer faggots

notice how they had to own his insult to hide their emotion? typical pinko behaviour

>reee don't mention my leafies
cope

>Don has one foot in the grave and the other in an alzheimer's ward.

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>behaviour
Why can't you people spell properly.

>says the idiot happy about losing in the ecf
Big cope

more like
>reeee how dare they make fun of MY team
>better distract them by mentioning the laffs!!!
kek

i did, its my fault that americans want to associate themselves with the third world

further cope

Travis from Toronto always does this.

randy and his shitrelocants crapping up yet another thread

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seething
rent free

Where do you see them?

why are relocanes fans obsessed with the laffs?
always bring them up outta no where everytime to deflect from their own misgivings

remember that time he asked for proof he was shitting up every forum lmao

>he's still going
yikers

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where can i find several life experiences

>REEEEEEEEE WHY CANT THEY JUST LET ME DEFLECT IN PEACE

>everyone is talking shit about the hurrishits
>suddenly bring up the leafs out of nowhere

so glad we're talking about pancakes again

in my basement

absolutely boiling

have sex

you should go outside and get some sun while its summer. no need to sit around inside all day.

dilate

face it randy
you dont have the wit to beat me

try again next offseason....

no thanks. I already have a farmers tan

Crosby low key kinda nice with it
Mmm.
Bubble

While it's 40 C outside? No thanks bucko

>wake up
>randy seething
another day in /hoc/

kinda prefer waffles 2bqhwy

find a day job satan

did you know that since 1967-68 20 nhl teams have won the stanley cup?

My skin burns and peels after 20 minutes of being in the sun without sunscreen.

Is this hell?

>Satan trying to mislead /hoc/ again

>arguing with trips
found the faggot

Did you know that people in carolina don't even care about hockey?

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>arguing for satan
found the non-5/5

surely this was a preseason game

believe the word you were looking for was "defending" ya brainlet
who the fuck are you to judge 5/5s

But it wasnt

OH NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>believe the word you were looking for was "defending" ya brainlet
No, I meant "arguing for," you fucking moron.
Bunch of fucking sophists in this shithole.

there was no retort in my post
only an insult

do something

fuck off randy

>Relocanes make the post season once
>Shit up every thread
Sunbelters everyone.

ok

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Got a mean headache. Thinking about that sleep.

how do we repel the sunbelt menace?

An ad hominem argument is still an argument, even if it's somewhat implicit, and it's only even implicit because you used a sentence fragment.
And if you wouldn't accept that it was an implicit argument, then you couldn't say that there was an implicit defense in there either.
Except now you've forgotten to even reference the "defense" that you were so sure I meant, and say that there was "only an insult" in there, so you can't even keep your own fucking story straight.

I will not tolerate this sort of stupidity from /hoc/..

skeletorson hatty

randy has mental health issues. must be from being inbred

We tried ranking ice and that didn't work. We tried appeasing them saying the greasey pictures looked tasty. The only logical answer is to play hockey outdoors only.

would you shut the fuck up about pancakes holy shit

imagine not understanding how ad hominiem works

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>arguing with trips
Found the faggot
It's because leafs like you wont shut the hell up about them

french toast > waffles > pancakes

understood

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>He doesn't call a slow lob into the offensive zone a flapjack

>The only logical answer is to play hockey outdoors only.
Gary toured a college football field last season, right next to where the Hurricanes play.
Apparently he's going to give them an outdoor game soon.

oh look the fat dumb tripfag voiced his opinion and makes a mockery of himself

anaheim cucks resident tripfaggot confirmed for eternally seething and having never made a hockey related post
watch him try to refute this with his pathetic little nuh uhs

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carolina "losing in the ecf was the goal" hurricanes

look at that good boy

Not what anyone said.

Just read the latest buljong news

more like getting swept in the ecf
imagine performing worse than the teds, laffs and bloos vs BAWSTON

I REALLY hope the next thread is FULL of
tripfags
anime
food
and other non-hockey related discussions

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>non arguments everywhere
>leafs STILL seething over canes

You guys actually want to talk about hockey? That is the funniest thing posted all day. Have a porpoise.

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/hoc/ is a lost cause.

ofc faggots like you feed it attention

new thread soon

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caroshitty neverdeservedateam-icanes

I unironically dislike hurricanes fans.

>how dare anyone try to talk about anything reeeeeeeeeee

"Think about it this way: the Leafs would've loved to lose in the ECF."
its exactly what some user said
if you didn't agree with that statement why didn't you remark sooner?

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>responding to tripfags is acceptable under ANY circumstances
you are the problem user, just as much as it

remember the days of Buljuposting?

...

shant

N EW

499

>5 posts early

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what posts were deleted?

Then where sunscreen