/copalib/ - omnicaca edition

fuck a.nal

That dog in my old neighborhood was a fucking asshole that always barked at me. Fuck him.

support corinthians instead!!

same here

Fuck off, im not plastic

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I'll teach how to become a real supporter! All you got to do is love Corinthians! C'mon please!!

DARK

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Se preocupa não América, mesmo se você cair pra terceira divisão o futebol mineiro vai estar bem representado na segundona ano que vem

VAI TOMAR NO CU

AH
AH
AH
FORA WALDEMAH!

is she rabuda?

Kajuru said her butt and tits are too big for his liking, so yes.

Coça socó
Torna a se coçar
É um socó só
Pra sete socó coçar
É um socó só
Pra coçar sete socó
São sete socó
Pra um só socó coçar

*gunshots*

Fuck riVAR

Pretty much this.

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Based Chilavert

For me, it's

>Cerro

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he's not wrong
also, for me it's domitila becker

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You just know they got their jobs by fucking the directors

fake news

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Based tubarão Jersey on the back

Chila to conmebol

>start the season doing great
>inexplicably starting losing all the time
>free fall on brasileirão
>extra-field problems
>pressure on the coach
>defeated by the rival
>coach leaving soon after
I'm not trying to scare anyone, but cruzeiro's current situation looks a lot like inter's in 2016, and we all know how that ended.

>mfw Inter keeps slaying teams
Palmeiras broke after the CdB match
Cruzeiro's damage control not effective anymore
Is flameme next?

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>Is flameme next?
yes

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If GOOD wins

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Based gordo de mierda

> 17:00
THANKS MADURO

Para todos os arrombados:
Segue o líder
É SANTOS cacete

SOU ALVINEGRO DA VILA BELMIRO
O SANTOS VIVE NO MEU CORAÇÃO
É O MOTIVO DE TODO O MEU RISO
DE MINHAS LÁGRIMAS, E EMOÇÃO

SUA BANDEIRA NO MASTRO É A HISTÓRIA
DE UM PASSADO E UM PRESENTE SÓ DE GLÓRIAS
NASCER
VIVER
E NO SANTOS MORRER
É UM ORGULHO QUE NEM TODOS PODEM TER
NO SANTOS PRATICA-SE O ESPORTE
COM DIGNIDADE E COM FERVOR
SEJA QUAL FOR A SUA SORTE
DE VENCIDO OU VENCEDOR
COM TECNICA E DISCIPLINA
DANDO O SANGUE COM AMOR
PELA BANDEIRA QUE ENSINA
LUTAR COM FÉ E COM ARDOR
*TURURUTU TU TU TU*

PINTOU O LÍDER

ALVINEGRO ALVINEGRO BRANCO E PRETO BRANCO E PRETO

they need a Celso Ruth just to fuck shit up even more

it's OK if she does user, her sexual appetite looks HUGE on every picture

Adilson Batista would be perfect

Gilson kleina is on the market

AGORA QUEM DÁ BOLA É O SANTOS
O SANTOS É O NOVO CAMPEÃO
G L O R I O S O A L V I N E G R O P R A I A N O
CAMPEÃO ABSOLUTO DESTE ANO

*wins*

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youtube.com/watch?v=lV0vso2HwoM

BOA SORTE NESSE SÁBADO KKKKKK NEM DANI ALVES E JUANFRAN VÃO SALVAR VOCÊS DO MEU SANTÁSTICO SELESANTOS

>when your grandpa starts getting iludido again

PAU NO SEU CU

/comfylib/

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>Just rolled up una vela
>Waiting for my coffee to finish brewing
>Mfw its raining outside and I have the window open
we /comfy/ now

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What are your favorite sports journalists? Here in Curitiba we have this qt

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I dare you to find a more alpha man in sudaca football than Renato Gaúcho.

Protip: You can't

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For me, it's Renata Fan

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WALDEMAR OUT
WALDEMAR OUT
WALDEMAR OUT
WALDEMAR OUT
WALDEMAR OUT

KEK
BASED PORTALUPPI

kkkk o dog velho

AH VÁ SACANAGEM
>viva
VIVA É O CARALHO

> first veneco team to reach sudamericana qf
communism works!

AAAA JJJAAJJA
AUUUUUUUJAJA
AHHAHAYDKIA
DYWKIAASUHAHH
AAAAJJAFC

Thoughts

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based

shes aight but not a 10/10 irl

I think she looked qter when her face was chubby

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i like women with a longer thinner face more dont know hows that called

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>os caras ainda copeando e seetheando com o santos na liderança

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Today I had acai for lunch

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I was walking to work today and I saw a perro with a collar running around all panicking and shit
I think he broke his leash and got away
Felt pretty bad for the perro because he was fucking around in a very busy avenue and I dont think he has tje vira lata street smarts not to get ran over.
Can I get a "stay safe perro" and some prayers for him tonight? Stay safe perro.

and then my leftists economics professors say that argentina is in shambles with the >liberal macri and that argies can barely afford food

perro caca kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

el genocidio

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Damn, mods are based.

fuck, they were fast

Thanks mods

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>mods
honestly based for once

Is it ice cream over bananas?

To be fair I never saw mods and jannies fuck up on /copalib/
Not even once
Specially because they left the source for the thot with pics of her boobs

S I E G

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i remember many times when we were just having some light hearted fun and then they started deleting stuff
but now they're being based

Have sex, be banned, kill yourself.

not in copalib but the peruANO mod going crazy on the copa america was fun as h*ck

>peruANO mod going crazy
Did he post CP?

>peruANO
Mod was deleting literally everything, you couldn't even post anime without it getting removed.

i don't know
didn't see anything

when peru lost the mod went extremelly butthurt and deleted literally everything

Even though I have to appreciate the janitors cleaning the incel talk, do they get paid to do so?

or was he chilean and he got mad when chile lost to peru i forgot now

CP? you must have been confused my friend

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Yea the janny is chilean, he litterally deleted every laugh at chile thread.

>That dog in my old neighborhood was a fucking asshole that always barked at everyone
>wasnt his dog
fags

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=2cG5rwf4PyU
quintou rapaziada

Bumperino

o podador de planta tá loko kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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que ganan choreandole a colon

wut

Stay safe perro

br autism was deleted

Did not notice but in /copalib/ that's reasonable

Nope, you are free to be a school-shooting incel on but not here.

gilson kleina no cruzeiro

el var...

looks like a sunday league game, after drinking all the wine

I just realized it's better to be fan of atletico mineiro than vascaíno these days.

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While I enjoy bullying atletico they had a fine decade

Love him or hate him, hes spitting straight FACTS

good motto

100

what

oof

no seriously what does this mean in english?

something like "this dog will appear in your dreams for eternity after seeing this pic"

I agree with you for some reasons:
1. If you are an Atlético supporter, you get to eat tropeirão on Pitangui
2. Atlético went through some bullshit but it's not 1/50 of what is going on with Vasco today, thank you Eurico Miranda
3. Vasco didn't even come close to win what Atlético won this last decade
But you're a shit supporter if you're only a fan during the good times. You're supposed to sing during the good and the bad times.

learn portuguese or spanish if you want to understand 100% of the thread, fatty. or at least learn how to use an automatic translator

stay safe perro

"It doesn't matter where you live or wherever you may go, this dog will always be there. A really nice caramel colored mutt."

*sninf*

*SNINF*

* S N I N F *

oh yeah
this is the shit i like
patricinha com um rabão

He is talking seriously.

snonf

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I'm in love with portuguese language, and because I love it, there's something I hate about it
when brazilians use english words in middle of sentences, just like 'esse dog lá'
I seriously think about killing anyone who speaks like that whenever I hear it

noted, im gonna start using "esse perro la"

o hermano ficou very crazy kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Only absolute faggots do that.
That and lacradorês.

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Brazilians can't speak the language without trying to murder it.

I fuck hate when people call cachorros "dog" too
Gtfo

Or what? Gonna beat me up?

lads

LADS

>Cerro

is this a joke? it is a joke, right?

fuck you tho, br accent is beautiful and yours simply isn't

The best accent
youtube.com/watch?v=q1HYuhQ2HH4

How about catioro

>Cerro vs 2 de Mayo
sorry lad, but tomorrow we're all 2 de Mayo
for tesapara

WAIT THE GAME ALREADY HAPPENED AND 2 DE MAYO WON
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
based tesapara best assistant manager

arguably the funniest, but the best accent it's the mineiro
the carioca and gaucho are good just whe are from females

I call them
>cachorro
>cão
>cã (female)
>dog
>doggo
>perro
>fedorento
then individual names for dogs, based on color and size

based

Don't spoonfeed americans, you retard tourists. They are fat enough already, and that won't change if you let them be lazy.

>doggo
leave.
leave this board immediately.

hues that ignore the opportunity for banter are just too weird for me, lad

Yeah, let's be jerks for no reason.

worse

Where do you think you are?

lmao
who the fuck you think you are to tell me what to do in a anonymous paperboard forum you fuckin ape?

4channel

Make me, faggot. Doggo.

Why do you even come here if don't understand the culture of this site? Fuck off back to facebook. Fucking brazilian apes ruining everything.

and you seem to lack a grasp of the /copalib/ culture
lurk more

Oh look, brazilian shitflinging at themselves. Let's watch.

/copalib/ is a comfy place. If someone asks something, >we answer it
unless it's matchtime, then this thread goes apeshit

Only retards think Yea Forums is about being a cunt to random people.

this desu, 55fags are that autistic

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Everything 55fags touch turn to shit.
But they were relegated to that place, anyway.

Me sinto mal por quem ainda não é santista em 2019

#staysafeperro
#prayforperro

>spoonfeeding is /copalib/ culture
>refusing to spoonfeed makes you a cunt

Stay safe perro

*muffled cashate puto*

I bet you hate inclusive language too. In the current year!

Put up or shut up, you cunt.

That's pretty much a reality in spanish now too.

LIGA CONCACA
ANCIENT GUATEMALA
VS
FORGE
futbolchapinenvivo.com/Eventos/antigua-gfc-vs-forge-fc-liga-concacaf-2019/?amp
futbolchapinenvivo.com/Eventos/antigua-gfc-vs-forge-fc-liga-concacaf-2019/?amp
futbolchapinenvivo.com/Eventos/antigua-gfc-vs-forge-fc-liga-concacaf-2019/?amp
please watch our league

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Recomend a kino sudaca club for me to manage on fm

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stay safe perro

O TIME CHAMA FORGE
FORGE E O NOME DO MEU TIO FEFADO

Not sudaca but El Mimado de la Aficion if they have it papaito

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Stay safe perro perrito

We used to have official youtube streams for this, wha happened

Duros del Balon

Fox sports must have bought the rights and Concacaf sold out, as usual
It's streamed for free on yahoo but with gringo commentators
>Antigua vs O time
sports.yahoo.com/soccer/concacaf-league/antigua-gfc-forge-145841/
>Alianza Lima (San Salvador) vs Saint Francis
sports.yahoo.com/soccer/concacaf-league/san-francisco-alianza-san-salvador-145843/

No need to be mad, it was just a translation, not a "pick me team" response.
I miss the Costa Rica MLS shill desu

These are the marcadorator globalationships

Antigua 1-2 Forge
Alianza 5-1 San Francisco

> second leg
Lurking for chimpouts, thanks.

Atlas

twitter.com/elespectador/status/1159530967154884608

perro justicia

F

Antigua is a pecho frio meme team and Alianza is way superior to San Francisco the likelihood of chimpouts is low in these ones.

Marathon-Comunicaciones is ripe for chimpouts though,
>Comunicaciones is up 2-1
>Playing in San Pedro Sula
>Two "'"Big""" teams with muh history
I can't wait

>These are the marcadorator globalationships
wut

> Toro

I'm sad I wasn't there to share this saga with /copalib/
prensalibre.com/ciudades/alta-verapaz/detienen-a-hombre-con-35-libras-de-carne-de-perro-en-mercado-de-coban/
youtube.com/watch?v=MS3wHa8bzTg

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Rosario is always close

Been watching for the last week

user I want to get into FM, which one should I pirate

Was Taringa like that amongst same countrymen?

It was exclusively that

2015

15

UMA DELICIA

aight, 2 (two) anons can't be both wrong. Thanks

Antigua nacio muerta

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> tfw taringa is ded

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I like you, user.

/comfylib/
youtube.com/watch?v=zKGOu6uW5RA

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Paulistas do that. They call "rooftops" rooftops. Their dream si living in Orlando. And they influence the rest of the country slightly.

youtube.com/watch?v=S2T9Cx2ogbQ

>paulistas do that
False, only rich kids or hipsters do that.

reckon im the best brazilian poster in this board
simple as dont reply to this post

based

youtube.com/watch?v=erU86ZT8z4I

I prefer this
youtube.com/watch?v=XkUV1Ry9q7Q

good times

Posted the wrong one
youtube.com/watch?v=5Wv1BtFeDuU

gol de teo

for me its angelica cantando a musica do digimon

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very good

señores estoy a descargar el pornozao kkkk hj tem

for me it's young angélica

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this

for me its young fernandinha

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Did she retire? I've never seen her on tv again
She was such a qt

she retired because she was too busy being my loving gf

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She got fat plus she wasn't really that talented.

congrats user!

domo domo

caralho essa mina ainda faz novela?

>She got fat
Hot

Nah, novelas these days don't have qts besides ximenes.

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You now remember her showing her amazing boobs on a shitty episode of whatever was that on Fantástico.

>forgetting the greatest mommy to ever appear on national television

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Seething argie fighting with the refs

That scoreboard is fucked

Based Chicho
I wish he was still with the reds

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Comunications vs Long Race
futbolchapinenvivo.com/Eventos/marathon-vs-comunicaciones-liga-concacaf-2019/?amp

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communist whore

Mauro Sergio esta lambendo a pimenta alucinadamente agora.

anda a la cancha bobo

el que no salta
es un lechon

post milfs

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That concacaf league theme song sounds like a Breaking News theme

Not sports, bye.

i don't have any pics of your mum here lol

it's true so far

Avaliem minha esposa

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I'm getting some cringe Mexican F1 shit in the stream I posted so I started watching the English stream
sports.yahoo.com/soccer/concacaf-league/marathón-comunicaciones-145842/

>Central American finishing

Kek there’s literal lighting flashing right outside the stadium and the game is still going.

Only in UNCAF

>Sudacas STILL not watching this comfy hurricane game

it's not available here

not available

JESUS CRISTO
JESUS CRISTO
JESUS CRISTO EU ESTOU AQUI

youtube.com/watch?v=38HJUTsU7wc

facebook (((dot))) com (((slash))) toquederely

youtube.com/watch?v=fSKNRgxoeYc

Alternatively The F1 shit seems to have stopped

damn

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i like these threads

just saying this

keep it up

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> ynr esteban espindola

CREMAS HUECOS
TE VAMOS A METER LA TALEGA COMO LO HICIMOS EN EL CLÁSICO CEROTE

REEEEEEEE

next op should be this

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> a fucking .gif

hello newfag

Why?

Apparently moving to Flamengo
as.com/futbol/2019/08/09/internacional/1565303659_843972.html

What does that have to do with a gif of a 2012 match?

> ynr ballotelli

> Motagua vs Managua
The ultimate Aqua™ derby

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rekt so hard it literally got deleted

can't find it on archives but it was a pretty epic moment on Yea Forums

if you said so.

#EPIC

blessed

>tfw gf got fat

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Fuck her more and make her lose weight. I did this to my ex and she lost 6kg in a month.

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>checking out youtube like i always do
>youtube algorithim showed me this absolute milf
youtube.com/channel/UCsrXO5Zgulz8_9BQXBOb2aw
yeah im thinking they are based

>talking about novela qts
For me it's Julianne Trevisol

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>youtube algorithm gives me this
youtube.com/user/RebornPureAdmin

Actually based

>6 with lighting and makeup

We doin the /sperbowl/?

>ynr that cringy mutants novela on Record
>ynr this qt played a gorgon that could hypnotize anyone with her looks
I only know this because my mom watched that shit for a while

At age 12 i was diagnosed as the king of hers

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Not only you m8... Certain basic words like dog are kinda acceptable because usually someone is trying to learn english and it makes it easier for them to remember vocabulary. BUT WHAT I REALLY HATE is people using technical terms in english while we have a proper word for this. Life coaches and corporate fags love to say "vamos ter um meeting as 15h para rever o mindset coletivo e atingir goals antes do quarter terminar".

>antes do quarter terminar
god damn that hurted a lot to read
worst part is how accurate it is

Coaches, startupfags and profissionais de marketing
The scum Trinity of humanity

Thank you bro, that's what i was trying to explain

VEM VEM QUE VEM QUE VEM QUE VEM
VEM VEM QUE VEM QUE VEM QUE VEM
E CHUPA MEU PIRU FILHA DA PUTA

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I watched digimon on tv globinho, how the fuck do I know this song?

Mandela effect
You must've watched it on fox kids at least once

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Guys i want to watch a movie, what should I watch?

kagemusha

uncle boonmee who can recall past lives

btw, it's hot garbage

Looks good, Ill watch it.

The 36th chamber of Shaolin

When?

If not using old technology is being a newfag then im glad

Bowling for Columbine

>corporate fags love to say "vamos ter um meeting as 15h para rever o mindset coletivo e atingir goals antes do quarter terminar"
same shit this side of the ocean

Imagine how big his black cock is haha

>ya sabes en los malditos gatos
what the fuck does this actually mean? seems like slang shit so no comprendo. mexican said it if it matters

Come and See

River, el más grande siempre

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What are the right words then? "Encontro", "mentalidade"?

Did you have two different dubs at the same time?

>vamos ter uma reunião às 15h para rever o estado de espírito coletivo e atingir as metas antes do trimestre terminar

[CHAIR CLANGING]

>se você tiver focado no seu business plan, o market share da sua startup vai permitir que você atinja seus life goals mais cedo do que você pensa...

God, I wrote some Bel Pesce tier shit...

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Also
>budget
It triggers me everytime, there's a word in our language for this!

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My ex (1,49m) met Bel Pesce once. They took a picture together. Somehow my ex was bigger than her.

I (kinda) met her once, a literal camarão

Liked it more when you were wrong desu

Camarões can't fake resumes, academic careers and give motivational speeches for people close to suicide.

I was talking about her being hot and butterfaced at the same time but whatever

>hot
She's cute at best, her body is bizarre
She's just too short.

She must be like those porn midgets...

I wonder if I should try to fuck a midget before I die.

wanted to take the perro out for a walk and light some /vela/ up
and it turns out, it's raining like if god just woke up

post perro

where

>it's raining like if god just woke up
where? Im getting a misty rain here

Feed and seed

did google make its font bigger or is my peecee fucked
its annoying me

For me, it's mentalidade coletiva instead of estado de espírito coletivo

>turn on ps2
>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=mk-ku3a4Npk
what do

Rejoice, be glad you got to experience this.

did you boys have something like that

Don't have an hd version but the ones that used this song were my favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Ez5CX_o0
youtube.com/watch?v=sLPfqRiqDts

why is corporate "culture" so cringe bros
>muh agile

gib vela pls

>tfw southern poofters and argiebros will never listen to the pagodin while having a churras
sad!
youtube.com/watch?v=66z2Xb6ooZE

DEIXA ACONTECER

>mfw northerners think churrasco is a day long event and not just lunch

the average churras here in the sul is like this
>sunday morning
>starts the braza at 10h
>banter and beer until the meat is ready
>eat
>digest and banter
>footy at 16h
>game ends, go home

Same here in Rio, with a mandatory beer rebuy one hour before the game and a pagode/karaokê round after the game

youtube.com/watch?v=7gPxDh7DZNU

I thought cariocas hated pagode wtf

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This slut is attwhoring on Band right now, she's ugly as sin, Renato deserves better

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>Be Carol Portaluppi
>Having to read that father assfucked a thot
>Knowing that father knows that you assfuck

What a timeline

La pena máxima

lmao just moved to a new place and theres this dog always on the streets nearby barking at strangers, she's exacly like that one
cool doggo

The funny part is thats how a default Mutt dog looks like, we even have them here and they bark the same way.

>team wont play until sunday
What do I do to pass the time?

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Guys, Dorival Junior will probably take on Cruzeiro as coach. The NAÇÃO AZUL wants some offensive futebol for a change, enough of the fucking deffensive ManoBall. Can Dorival deliver it?

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nice série B 2020 project

>team won't play until next sunday because muh elections

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youtube.com/watch?v=WLW_SaYrBPQ

>next sunday
that must be torture

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>Nickelback

get ready, because in two months, you're gonna to live that torture

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>sem mundial
>muito grande

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DIGIMON
DIGITAIS
DIGIMON
SÃO OS CAMPEÕES

Why couldn't they just translate Butterfly like the LA dub did?

even the footy is a GREnal?

Ha! You outed yourself, porteño

I dont know
When it happens

Ask /ligaMX/

REEEEEEEEEEEE i just want to watch my footy.

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kek, based gordo

>Complains about brazilians shoving English words in their memes
>Never heard of tilingo slang
I take it you're not porteño, right?

Im bored, post putas

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Tu vieja, la cachera

Mijo, no tengo vieja o novia. Post putas already.

>DIGIMON
>DIGITAIS
>DIGIMON
>SÃO OS CAMPEÕES
Hol up, is that the american song?

Fox kids had it, but globo loves their american overlords
Yes, being poor is suffering

Viado

She's a literal old thot, not even a hot old thot

When i was young viralatas used to look like this, what happened

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Pegasus Fantasy is the only anime theme that doesn't suck in Portuguese (and the only song of Edu Falaschi)

Both center-backs look a bit shitty for this team, Diego Alves is garbage too.

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Wtf man

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It's love, can't you see?

>love

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I always feel so bad for the daughters of couples like this, imagine your mom being some 10/10 white thot and you're a complete goblina

It bothers me, tho. I'm reasonably successful with women (I'm okay, I hit the gym, educated, middle-class, etc), but I just scored 10/10s like her a couple of times.

only hue that played in eastern europe who actually married a top qt slav girl

>ynr Ronaldo and Daniela Cicarelli's marriage

Do you make mad dosh? Are you influent? That's all that matters. How else do you think Neymar fucked Anitta, Bruna Marquezine, Carol Portaluppi and lots of other thots?

He isn't even a okay black dude, he looks straight from a tribe in Africa.

I'd make a case for the version of Smile Bomb that played when Yu Yu Hakusho aired in Manchete, but in hindsight it is kinda cringy.

>Look up Smile bomb Portuguese
>It's sung by a guy
It sounds good but your missing the female charm

I heard the american version the other day. The vocals were fine, but the instrumentals were missing the funky flair that made the opening so memorable.

Anyways, this is how I'd tier our translated anime openings (that I remember listening to, at least)
>god-tier
Saint Seiya (Pegasus Fantasy by Edu Falaschi, 'nuff said)

>memorable
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Shurato
Dragon Quest

>acceptable
Dragon Ball
Pokémon's first season
Yu Yu Hakusho
Saint Seiya Hades saga
Shaman King

>cringe
Digimon (Angélica version)
Saint Seiya (original OP based on the italian one)
Sailor Moon
Every other Pokémon opening
Inuyasha

all shit for latino spanish standars desu

Eh, not gonna argue that because I agree.
Our dubs, however, are superior.

for cartoons/anime, best in the world desu

Posso pressentir o perigo

Aren't most of these the same?

E O CAOS

ELE VAAAI VEEENCEEEEEEER

>no tenchi muyo

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youtube.com/watch?v=4ur0C5KFs80

>Dragon Ball Z
You have to get more specific there m8

Shurato and Yuyu hakusho dubs used the original Japanese songs, they did the same in Kenshin (samurai X)

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Both Cha-La Head Cha-La and the other one for the Buu saga are memorable.

gordo mufa

They aired Shurato and YYH over there too? Very based. They remain popular over here, especially the latter thanks to it's god-tier dub.

I don't know if it was aired here, the dub was made in Memezuela because spaniard actors were on strike

I'm talking about shurato

Never heard of shurato but i think YYH aired around the time anime was starting to die here.

What about Ronin Warriors?

lmao @ the first pic

Hmm I heard the dubs made in Hungerzuela are very crappy. I guess
We have the same problem in a few dubs here and there, made by ex-pats living in Miami. The only one that worked was South Park, and that was because it was supposed to be as shitty as possible anyways.

Shurato is basically a mix of Saint Seiya and isekai, based on Hindu mythology, much more abridged and way less homoerotic.

so much plastic face in that goblina

>much more abridged and way less homoerotic.
Hard no for me then l

Forgot to add them to acceptable.
I also forgot to add Cardcaptor Sakura on memorable, Yu-Gi-Oh and Ranma 1/2 on cringe.

>Ranma 1/2 on cringe

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>Ranma 1/2 as Cringe
>Cardcaptor Sakura as memorable
You were doing so well too

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>CCS
>memorable
>not god tier

now Sailor Moon OP was memorable, and a bit cringe.

>One singular perro barks
>15 minutes later the entire neighborhood is in a constant state of barking because of the chain reaction

luv perros but hate when this happens

Sailor moon was pretty memorable but it was only memorable because it was cringe. Brazil also forgot to add Lupin the III as god tier

Calma ai bro

sometimes i'm the one who starts the chain of barking perros

love when that happens

> they start to go silent for a few seconds
> new perro joins in and shortly after everybody is back

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take it easy, they're talking
youtube.com/watch?v=C3SN3Bghkxw

Remember, I'm talking about translated OP's.
To me, Ranma 1/2's one felt uninspired and CCS captured the lightheartedness of the original fine enough.
Sailor Moon down here was also very uninspired. It's literally a direct translation of the LA opening sung over Casio keyboards. Lame as fuck.

>Go to my moms house
>She has 2 retarded Chihuahuas
>I walk in the front door
>They know me and every time they see me they have to bark uncontrollably

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>Chihuahuas
I'll respect and love them because they are perros but they are literally the lowest tier of perro

PORCO, CANTA COMIGO, NESSA CAMPANHA QUERO SEMPRE ESTAR CONTIGO

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Nah, Pinschers and Pomeranians are much worse.

Does cop/a/lib have waifus?

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I would get a comfy perro like an Australian Sheppard or a Jack Russell if I could, But my apartment doesn't allow perros.

NÃO IMPORTA O QUE DIGAM
ESSA IMPRENSA DE GAMBÁ FILHA DA PUTA

they're on the same level honestly
small shitdogs are the worst
malteses are the only ones who aren't god awful

My cousin had a Pomeranian because she thought it was "cute" It was literally the worst dog ever. She would carry the fucking thing in her handbag all day even to uni.

>Remember, I'm talking about translated OP's.
I know, that's why I'm saying that, Ranma 1/2 is such a cringe OP, same with Magic Knight Rayearth.

I'm bored that every time that I choose waifus, they died, so no.

For me? Its Yun for New Game!

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> tfw running through the villa at night
Now that's some kind of adrenaline I'm never getting back

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The only girl I've ever loved.
All she wanted was a good dicking and no one gave it to her.

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>Magic Knight Rayearth
I now remember that one. Decent dub but shit OP.
Another memorable but cringy OP down here was Beyblade's. The insert songs, however, were pure shit.

>carrying dogs on baskets and handbags instead of letting it run about on a leash
Why do people do this?

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VAI

BEYBLADE

É

BEYBLADE

BEYBLADE

(LET ER RIP)

Gatos fucking all night long on your roof is a whole different experience

Let 'er rip, you say?
*farts*

how the fuck do I get rid of gatos
It doesn't have to be humane I'm just sick of these fucks fucking on my roof and ripping trashbags

Truly, nada es lo mismo sin furbol
/copalib/ doesn't know what to do with itself with no furbol to watch

>tfw I spayed my female cat but she still goes into heat

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What are you talking about? We're discussing perros and anime, few things are more sudaca than that.

Gomerazo

My team doesnt even play until Sunday, I'm unemployed and aside from applying to jobs and going to the gym I have nothing else to do.

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Good lord, the beyblade OP was horrible, but none surpass the Duel Master OP, what the fuck was that.

another god tier OP were Cyborg Kuro-chan and Zoids first serie.

We got you to reply so i would argue that these are peak /copalib/ hours.

Women do it for attention, She would walk around Uni with the thing in her bag. At one point we had a class together and this one girl wouldn't shit the fuck up about it.

An uncle of mine shoots at them with an airsoft rifle he has, it works

You now remember Rave Master

I think Zoids aired on CN's old Toonami block over here, but I'm not sure. Kuro-chan didn't air at all.

I wish I didn't. I watched a few episodes and couldn't make sense of what I was watching.

let's be honest here, oxygen killer, who's watching here kkk - oil alliance from the congolombia league?

My perro got stung in the nose by a scorpion today, pray for Yuki bros
>being employed
>being sudaca
Like water and oil, my obese friend
I feel like there's 2 or 3 other bolitas that lurk /copalib/

Im watching the Colombia womens team beating the Argie team in the pan american games.

The real heroes of /copalib/

Based

>Kuro-chan didn't air at all
that's really a shame, that anime was good and the dub was ok and funny.

Am i the only one who hates the slayers and koni-chan dubs?

Redpill me on perubolicas /copalib/

i feel so lost when /copalib/ nights become full anime discussion

You can join the "cats in the roof" discussion

thankfully my gatos used to sing in other roofs
unfortunately i can't really add anything to the discussion

honestly I know nothing about anime, I only watched Saint Seiya as a kid and rewatched it as an adult but nothing else, not even Dragon Ball

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How do you deal with cats in your roof tho

I just throw rocks at them

wait, you can "deal" with cats in your roof?

I'm okay with them, they keep the neighborhood safe from rats. although thye can be annoying when they are mating and they make that baby-ish noise

>try asking my american friends how to deal with cats in my roof
>"just shoot them"

lmao

the garbage truck came to pick up the trash just now
all perros on the street are going crazy

Just debated my mom and sister on the ethics of homosexuality

I miss that from my old neighborhood.

Shoot cats while they are barking. The perfect crime

How did it go

so you finally came out, eh
i'm happy for you mano

I dunno but these bastards shit all over my roof and it smells like shit (expected) when I go up to put my maconha plants on sunlight. I'm thinking of making the stair avaliable to my big perra and la perra chiquinha that barks a lot.
Maybe then, those bastards will know to stay away from my fucking roof

how did it go?

And what happened?

did your mom and sister make-out to prove a point?

hot if true

girls are on bennuldies btw

heh, nevermind

Who won?

>our girls are better in benuldies than the men

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>Female team won
>Girls can take penalties better than the mens team
>The absolute state of these fucking chokers

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Dino footy is back in business, Matchday 4 on Intermedio

Today
A: Juventud-River
B: Liverpool-Wanderers
B: Rampla-Cerro Largo
A: Boston-Nacional

Tomorrow:
B: Racing-Fenix (clasico)
B: Plaza-Cerro
A: Progreso-Danubio
A: Defensor-Peñarol

La B 2nd wheel, matchday 12 out of 22

Rentistas-Central Español
Atenas-Tacuarembo
Sud America-Villa Española
Villa Teresa-Cerrito
Dvo.Maldonado-Bella Vista
Albion-Torque

ellos son unos muertos pecho frios, el calvo velez e ivan mejia tenian razon, siempre la tuvieron.

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el bumpo noctuno jugando kof 2000

Mermão, bom dia é o caralho, parceiro. Isso aqui é o grupo da Torcida Jovem, entendeu?
Tu quer dar bom dia, tu cria um grupo de viado, de GLS, e fica "bom dia," "boa tarde," "boa noite". Ou então tu cria um grupo pra tua senpaiília, aí tu fica dando bom dia.
Aqui é psicopata, ladrão, bandido... Cheirador, vendedor de droga... Polícia maluco, polícia assaltante, aqui tem a porra toda, mermão.
Isso aqui é a Torcida Jovem do Flamengo, bom dia é o caralho, rapá! Tomar no cu

BAILE DA PENHA SEMPRE LOTADO

basado

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For me it's Benimaru, Leona and Ralf.

For me? its Kula

Colombia

For me, it's Athena, Heidern and Kim

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quad quads can't be wrong

muh

For me, it's Tekken

Is Metal Slug X a sport?

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>O QUÊ QUE TÁ FALTANDO PRO FLAMENGO CONTRATAR O BALOTELLI? FALA PRA MIM, O QUÊ QUE TÁ FALTANDO PRO FLAMENGO CONTRATAR O BALOTELLI? DINHEIRO NÃO É, O FLAMENGO TÁ RICO. PORRA, ENTÃO TÁ FALTANDO O QUÊ, CARALHO? O BALOTELLI É A CARA DO FLAMENGO, PORRA. A CARA DA TORCIDA JOVEM. JOGADOR MALUCO, PROBLEMÁTICO, OLHO PARADO, PORRA... USA BIGODINHO DA FAVELA DO MANDELA, PINTA O CABELO DE LOIRO PIVETE, PORRA. É A CARA DA JOVEM, PORRA. TÁ MALUCO? ESTRÉIA DO BALOTELLI NO FLAMENGO NO MARACANÃ, DOIS A ZERO FLAMENGO. DOIS DO BALOTELLI, PORRA. ELE JÁ VAI PRA NOITE, JÁ VAI LIGAR PRO ADRIANO IMPERADOR, JÁ VAI PRA VILA CRUZEIRO, JÁ VAI TIRAR FOTO DE FUZIL NA FAVELA, PORRA. COISA LINDA, BALOTELLI BATENDO COM O CARRO NA LINHA AMARELA, PORRA. QUEBRANDO A MURETA. VAI APARECER EM MADUREIRA JOGANDO RONDA, VAI PRA VILA MIMOSA VISITAR AS PRIMAS. PORRA, MANCHETE EM TUDO QUE É JORNAL NO DOMINGO DE MANHÃ, TU VAI COMPRAR O PÃO VAI TÁ LÁ: "BALOTELLI ESTRÉIA, FAZ DOIS GOLS, BATE COM O CARRO, TIRA FOTO DE FUZIL NA FAVELA, VAI NO PUTEIRO... PORRA, SEGUNDA-FEIRA NO NINHO DO URUBU, A MÍDIA TODA TÁ LÁ, PORRA. REPÓRTER DO MUNDO INTEIRO. PORRA, O BALOTELLI DÁ RETORNO, CARALHO. JOGADOR PROBLEMÁTICO, VAI SER SUBSTITUÍDO, VAI BICAR O GATORADE, VAI CHUTAR O BANCO DE RESERVAS, VAI XINGAR O TREINADOR... PORRA, MAS A BOLA VAI CAIR NO PÉ DO CARA E ELE VAI BOTAR PRA CASINHA, PORRA. ALÔ LANDIM, ALÔ PRESIDENTE, SE LIGA NO PAPO DO NINJA SINCERO PORRA. TRAZ O BALOTELLI LOGO, CARALHO! O BALOTELLI É A CARA DA JOVEM, PORRA!

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EVOLUIU RITMO AGRESSIVO 150 FLUIU

>election is On sunday
>reschedule all matches instead of only sunday's
Terrible decision

Here we usually shift everything to saturday or split between saturday and monday...

that's mletal slug 3

made some chorizos for the first time on my own and I'm afraid of eating them

el equipo bananero vs sugar team in 58 bings

Y DALE ALEGRÍA, ALEGRÍA A MI CORAZÓN

The worst one in the series if so.

>Benedetto debuted with a 0-2 loss at OL

Leave them in the roof.

cartao pra todo mundo

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Probably because of provinciANOs

> cop/a/lib
> Yea Forums
Not really, good animes were discussed this time.

>people still shitting in FCF, dimayor and congolombia team because of yesterday

good, good, fuck that jobber team

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*if you ignore colombia & usa

SAMPABOBI ON SUICIDE WATCH

post your perros

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Tomanocu santoooo tomanocu santoooo ooooooooo ooooooooo tomanocu santoooo tomanocu santoooo ooooooooo

t. anime expert

Not saying all colombians have bad taste, just the ones in this thread.

this was my mate until 2015 when he dieded to dead, he didn't like photos but here's one with a fucking turtle that one day just appeared on our backyard

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Without a point of reference this looks like a regular tortuga and giant perro caca

>A CIDADE DE SANTOS

Imagine hugging a giant viralata.

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ALEXANDER DUCK, I NEVER CRITICIZED YOU

it was a really small tortuga and midsize perrocaca
btw in his last years I had to literally pick up his cacas from his butthole since he was paralized from the waist down

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The turtle or the dog?

Fatjima Yun

youtube.com/watch?v=G4kn3d6lPkU

When we will have another masterpiece like this again?
youtube.com/watch?v=mwWH9srN0Jo

...

turtles don't have waists.

epic

é a maior zica do futebol br?