/cric/ - the glasses edition

Tour Match, Australia tour of England at Worcester, Aug 7-9 2019
Australian XI 266/5d
Worcestershire 31/3 * (9 ov)
Day 1: Worcestershire trail by 235 runs with 7 wickets remaining in the innings

In 9 bongs:
1st ODI, India tour of United States of America and West Indies at Providence, Aug 8 2019

WED 14/8 - 12:30 PM AWST
1st Test, New Zealand tour of Sri Lanka at Galle, Aug 14-18 2019
2nd Test, the Ashes at London, Aug 14-18 2019

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For me, it's consensual, reciprocal and heterosexual coitus with a gorgeous woman

ah yes, india vs windies in florida
shall

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*be based*

north queensland mutt division

south queensland mutt division
west queensland mutt division
east queensland mutt division
central queensland mutt division

pub on the cards

just bought tickets for the bledisloe

>pub on a thursday

alcoholic yikes

please watch our national sport

>he didnt deny it

think we will destroy smol coc /hoc/ in the sperb owl

pub quiz lad

Pubs sell food and non alcoholic drinks too. If you don't know that, you may have a drinking problem

Why are wogs so handsome and intelligent lads?

i.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/114848644/confident-cute-and-an-iq-of-139-meet-the-fiveyearold-genius

>it's another "kid has a high IQ please notice him" episode
jesus christ do these idiots not know that a child's IQ eventually decreases. i used to be a fucking mathematical chad as a youngin, ten years later i'm on /cric/ and depressed.

Wogs age like fine wine. Wypipo age like milk.

>alchy poo trying to justify his alcoholism

big yikes

Ahem. I just want to say

FUCK NIGGERS

AND FUCK /cric/

*dabs*

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*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
ah, he's all gone.

Just read a racist post lads

trembling with rage lads
you can't get away with saying those things

NO NO NO NO NO *stamps feet*

tried a habanero today lads

craving a jalapeno popper right now

the only good /cric/ is a dead /cric/

retarded incel giving /hoc/ a bad name

Hello ladies

based val venis

stay out of /hoc/ or i autosage again

*poos in /hoc/*

Shall pay /hoc/ a visit

BASED

not since this /afl/ mong stole the team

>33 posts in 2 hours, we're gonna have to bring back the autosage

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discordant will co-manage don't ya worry son

this is Trump's america

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Absolutely grim

grim but funny

Based retards. Who would shoot someone in the backpack

Hearing /cric/ is sticky and don't want to know what you guys do to the poor Indian fellas during your (sleep)Overs
Thanks, /hoc/ - x.o.

just had a mexican shredded beef, avocado, rocket and dukkah bagel lads

Probably not for sale in the states that prohibit civilians from owning body armor.

baffling post

very based. thank you

hope ISIS don't find out about this technology lads

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Was this from A group or B group?

might make a thread on Yea Forums

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needs a bigger glove

reddit.com/r/movies/comments/c9l9ec/riley_stearns_faults_the_art_of_selfdefense_ama/
reading through this

>have to do an assignment on an influencer

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the incel pedo richo

youtube.com/watch?v=wF0FO5riglY
pure unadulterated kino

Do it on Mike Thurston

I have no idea who these players are without names and numbers on their backs

I liked Ride when I was Richo's age too

come post in my thread

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An Instagram bimbo should be fine

half of the threads on Yea Forums are just thinly-veiled /pol/ garbage. what an awful board. how long until Yea Forums ends up like this?

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/hoc/ is already half-full of retarded incels

shouldn't take long

randy is that you?

>randylina reloseethes

grim

what do you like now old man?

yes hello?

while they're running away from you m8

This is new?

>/hoc/ aren't entering the Yea Forumserb owl
WE ALREADY FUCKING WON LADS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

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i don't see /cric/ signed up

>imagine actually participating in a Yea Forumsag bol

stop being blind fatguts

hmm

>seething peewee is still mad
kek

what'sup /cric/ you bunch of freaks what are you up to

*drops a turd on your flag*

Just chillin’ with the lads mate. What are you up to?

learning about mighty cicero mate how about you

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thinking about life

:(

:)

:)

:)

;)

holy mother of based

Let us hear the words of mighty Cicero

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grim

Came here because I thought that was Sexy Mick, I am disappointed.

ah yes, the based natural law
(bear in mind, at least one major NL scholar has argued that it's not necessary for NL to be handed down from God)

watching lindybeige's account of the battle of gate pā

pretty based tb h

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puzzling post

LOL

>light drizzle
perfect weather for the pub dear i say

this chaser is absolute shit lads

I would dominate The Chase I reckon

>Americans
>Running

>8 years of Obama has been memory-holed
>we've entered a twilight zone where there has only ever been and will only ever be Trump
Now THAT is a fucking legacy

poocastle poof in

>poocastle
grim

>grim
cringe

Is there a stream for this worcester business?

>South African spinner Colin Ackermann has become the first player in T20 cricket history to claim a seven-wicket haul.

my monkey friend is here :)

colin the acker man

Ricardo is already fucking your mom in the middle of the afternoon? Nice

they say we share 97% of our DNA with Brazilians

oooooooooooooooooooooo ricardooooooooooooooooooooo

If they pretend it's all because of Trump, they don't have to confront how fucked up their country is
>w... we don't have deep rooted racial and psychological problems going to the very core of our culture, orange man bad!

Drumpf is emblematic of those issues

They have this forest sanctuary that is full of Brazilians, you can even feed them by hand. Real tourist attraction

Doing a think

Can't even remember what living under Obama's tyranny was like anymore. Such a dark time in history.

when they're scootering away from you then

the point is drumpf is feeding off those deeply entrenched issues conservatard

I heard scientists in Portugal have developed common linguistic ground with them and they are able to understand human speech

yes mate no one is talking about their issues with the fact that the nation elected drumpf

hate stokes, that's a tough catch for anyone

Go back and actually listen to Obamas race baiting bullshit. Remember, Trump is the result of 8 years of his presidency. Trump IS Obamas legacy

Cricket

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so true

>non-americans talking about based trump
yep
rent free

while they're waddling away from you m8

>Go back and actually listen to Obamas race baiting bullshit.
*time travels*

sorry didn't realise you were an american conservatard expert

Democrats keep saying in debates that Jacinda is the sort of leader USA needs, and I agree.

>not married to her baby daddy
yeah i reckon that'd be pretty representative of most of america

retard

*FARTS LOUDLY*

haha cute monkey fart :3

phew i think someone may have farted lads

XD KIWI

The large and in charge New Zealand

reeks of monkey fart in here

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

nonce zealand once again on the ropes

I want Holly to fart in my mouth!

quite enjoy cricket

Just got an email from Nicole. She's so funny haha

just sent an email to the kiwi i'm catfishing lads

sebbo hasn't had sex in 18 years

>Obamas race baiting bullshit.
So 'race bait' is anything short of servile grovelling?

just caught wind of some obese slob yank scammer online. beware lads

How old are you, and where was your mum 18 years ago?

yeah don't know what he's getting at, especially as a non-american

Had sex this summer.
Consensual sex.
With a woman (female).
Without paying her.

>in 18 years
Seems superfluous.

Mr foofoo is a male dog

leave mrff out of this

Mr foofoo is what your mum calls my cock lol

you have the big bush

his mum died in 2015 you complete fucking animal

i guess that's why she didn't move around so much

Don't use my personal family tragedy as your gimmick

what the FUCK did he mean by this

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manlets when will they learn

had that joke before
had that joke before

based lynn

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the incel pedo richo

Japanese gf.

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just want a job lads

Haloooo

money is overrated

*gives you a handjob*
HA what a queer

my god real antipoodean hours are grim as fuck

ugly cunt

dead community.

want my own house la

renting doesnt feel right

It's a good idea. Just make sure the plumbing isn't fucked. Really not much worse than having bad plumbing.

Sensible decision. Make sure you've got space for a little garden cricket.

That's the problem with your mum. Her plumbing is all over the place, completely fucked. Probably by my cock hahaha

crikey

oh no no no no no no no

I'm a bit intimidated by Nathan Lyon's giant head. I keep looking in the mirror and wondering if I'm a brainlet.

>I'm a bit intimidated by Nathan Lyon's giant head. I keep looking in the mirror and wondering if I'm a brainlet.

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elite truthstrikes on reddit

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for me it's not watching cricket I don't have an interest in

so true

I don't watch cricket that doesn't involve muscular NZ.

I support NZ and anyone playing Australia or England. Don't watch the ashes it's boring

even India?

My parents are indian so yes of course

His record is pretty muscular desu. If he stays fit he could get to 500 wickets

i thought it stank in here

Only impressive from the front

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funny how Lyon has become better the balder and uglier he has become, whereas Pooen Shatli's form has been inversely correlated with him losing hair and looking more like Osama every day

she lives down the road from me

Nobody has ever fully understood the relationship between hair loss and cricket performance. It's a riddle inside an enigma, and is one the deep complexities which make test cricket so rewarding for the knowledgeable spectator

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Doesn't she live with Gary?

Compare Warnie and Andrew Strauss. Both definitely with hair problems, but fuck if Strauss isn't shit at everything.

some time ago I floated the sensible theory that people who hate australia unironically are boomers or immigrants from the subcontinent, I was lambasted, lampooned, on the receiving end of some venomous rhetoric by a couple of kiwi flags. now that the dust has settled they crawl out like cockroaches and expose themselves.

It's baffling. Gooch didn't become elite until balding heavily, Kallis didn't hit a double hundred for years, but once his pate was bare hit a couple. Other players like Strauss slide into mediocrity along with their hairline.

Never heard of you.

>fuck if Strauss isn't shit at everything.
Even at bitching about KP, he’s pathetic.

maybe now, not a year ago

Declarations, bitching, keeping his wife alive... Is there anything he's good at?

cricket idea: keep umpire neutrality except for Australian and English umpires (since pooskins can't be trusted to play fair)

Chopped up a pineapple today

Sampling a bowl of the fruit of my labour right now

impressive.

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27343920/undefined
Disgusting

Bit soon there bla

who's the qt?

god reddit is so fucking cringe

Mrs is making me watch handmaid's tale

tell her you're going to the bathroom and just leave.

This will allow Siddle to extend his career by 10 years when he transitions.

You get that tip from your dad?

reminder that poo peeland lost the cricket world cup final to englel

What was the score mate

Not him but got basically that advice from grandpa. Alternatively go “get some air”. Granddad ducked out more than his fair share of dull family events to go to the races that way.

Wasn't asking you

England: 26 boundaries, New Zealand: 17 boundaries.
Seems to be as clear and convincing a victory as ever conceived.

sooooo this happened

OH. EM. GEE. /pol/ is so FRICKIN' hilarious!

who did Australia lose to in the final mate?

just detected a couple of seething coloureds, lads.

>darling in the franxx get
>it’s zoro-hiro
Cringe

Pretty grim.

wouldnt mind if /pol/ changed its tune a bit tb h

for me it's heckin' good time gets on /pol/. amitirite fellow magapedes?

What is this /pol/ and why can we post crossroads links to this “Yea Forums” website? I thought I was reading the muscular, elite Yea Forumsorts board on the one and only 4channel.

we're in here, my white australia family.

Certain Fatman making unfunny tryhard posts

certain poo peelander looking in the mirror again lads

>For his part Buttler has to make some runs. He managed 5 and 1 in the first Test, joining Bairstow and Moeen in the melancholy club of gifted strokemakers who have yet to reach double figures in a Test this summer. Between them, they’ve batted ten times and made 33 all out.

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Certain Fatman firing up the pozzie proxy

the gf

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yodeling

Based and redballed
Cringe and whiteballed

do not ever directly reply to one of my posts ever again.

you have been warned.

looking good mate

Cat is sitting between my legs

where's Stuart broad

lads

it's got a dick doesn't it

bbc.com/sport/live/cricket/48953004
bbc.com/sport/cricket/scorecard/ECKO44656

test cucket

missus complaining about the taste?

Yes Holly yes fart in my face you dirty whore!

Kallis looks like one of those mirrored face pictures

Just want Nicole to have a good time

Don't joke about her please m8.

nicole is dead, you dumb freshies.

Black tea at 9pm. Yes/no

based newcunts not realising Nicole was an Ivan aka Josh false flag

cant go wrong

peppermint would do the trick I reckon mate

Nicole is literally my ex (we broke up like almost ten years ago, I'm still obsessed with her though). I started the Nicole gimmick on /nrl/. She isn't dead, she's engaged to some dweeby dude. Unironically my oneitis.

a dweeby dude with an 80k lawn

Hey lawnbro what sort of camera is best for creepshots?

Is there any video livestream for this povo tour match?
Even the sheffield shield is streamed nowadays...

How good would Bradman be if he played today?

Literally Chris Martin tier batting

pitches are better although the helmets might distract him

phil hughes tier

>Phil hughes
hhahh epic bro!!!

KEK

grim

should I go and be an extra in the new Mortal Kombat lads?

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yes mate

>As an action film, we also need people who are super-fit.
better luck next time mate

Go for it, if you've got any martial arts training you be sure and tell them maybe you can be a stunt extra

good interview with michael vaughan on the howie games lads

sounds pretty pozzed to me, don't think they're looking for wh*tes

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>badelaide
>/pol/ conservatard
every time

have sex

It literally says people of all backgrounds. The other one said the same.
Anyway, it's for a movie so they can cast it however they want to and if it's good it's good and if it's shit it's shit.

The involuntarily celibate Richard.

fuck off you boring Irish libtard

>nightshit

good post

why are you getting angry mate?

the incel pedo richo

irc.indiachan.com/connect
Get in here lads

go do it and put in a secret shoutout to /cric/

don't click virus

>go line up for the Morta Kombat extras casting call
>this guy blocks your path
wat do?

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me on the far left

reckon I could make the cut?

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Not true

shalln't

just got btfo on Yea Forums

Rude

turk trying to tell me that he's descended from atilla

finally got the sweet Arabian princess poon lads, been a VERY productive week on my end

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>*goes to Yea Forums*
just did a bad thing
>*see /hoc/*
i regret the thing i did
>*go to their thread*
and you’re wondering what it is
>*poo in it*
tell you what i did
>*didnt bring toilet paper*
i did a baaaaa

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I DONT LIKE CRICKETAH!!!

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why is Mitchell Marsh shit

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one thing I learned about /hoc/ is those lads love a good onion ring

>daycare gf
nah
for me it's women with prestigious careers

Amla just retired lads

*googles Amla*

Career highlight being Root getting punched because one of the Ozzies thought he was taking the piss out of Amla’s beard

big Davey Warner through the punch

It's threw not through haha

whoops lol

been all over the place today hope you lads can forgive x

Dave Warner: justice for Muslims
Ben stokes: rights for gays

gonna take a lap with my doggo

just don't know what that means

He should have retired two years ago

Is there another darkie batsman in the setup that can replace him for the wuota lads?

reckon they'll go for a bowler to replace Steyn and give a whitey a shot at batting

morning friends. what game is everyone watching?

happy tugs ft Cindy Starfall mate

Business idea:
A white South Africa team and a black South Africa team

Business idea:
Apartheid

Glad I came all the way to Worcestershire to watch Bancroft score a terrible 7(40)

Is Guyana a place worth visiting? Seems like an interesting place

life must be good in Worcestershire though

read into it once and it sounded a bit grim

matched with a maori slag on tinder who's over for the rugger

tell her to fuck off and that you're full

Yeh mate had a lovely piece of cake at the Lady's pavilion

Vancouver vs Brampton on lads

The cheques cleared then.

>A policy that ensures transgender and gender diverse people can play cricket at the highest level in Australia has been announced by the sport’s national governing body. Cricket Australia has developed an elite-level policy, as well as guidelines for community cricket, to support players competing in line with their gender identity.

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more like brapton if i'm really honest
imagine the smell at the ground

>it's real
oh for fuck's sakes

Why's the guy wearing a t-shirt sitting in the middle of the field? I'm trying to be nice but this is boring. A bunch of Hindus wearing highlighter orange standing around while two guys green jog 20 feet at a time?

Very violent

in three weeks we're getting, simultaneously, New Zealand playing a test in Sri Lanka, India playing a test in the Caribbean and the Ashes

Sounds like shit if I'm being honest

>we're getting some irrelevant shit, some more irrelevant shit and the greatest sporting rivalry the world has ever known
Reckon I'll watch the Ashes

Can't see anyone beating the Australian Women's team for the foreseeable future

can't see the pakistan women's team even playing them

>Shitcroft
>out 7 for 40
grim

Internet is so fucking shit

>Amlol retired lol

>pooristan central contract is $6,880 per year
K E K
E
K

>3(28)

E L I T E

>gayle 4(31)

> CH Gayle b Kuldeep Yadav 4 (31b 0x4 0x6) SR: 12.90
>le pooniverse boss

My sides

He came out of retirement to embarrass himself.

TV just showed he's 6 runs from overtaking Lara as top ODI runscorers for WI so i guess that's why he's carrying on

rain looms

>gender diverse

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He'll never be greater batsman than Lara.

for me it's Nigeria's unstoppable rise

> It's absolutely hosing it down in Guyana. More covers are being dragged onto the middle.

Will Smith be bigger than Brian Lara?

they should've had the match in florida again
instead we're getting the elite T34.

if he can keep getting jiggy with it

your mum's on the packet and it's me to blame

youtu.be/PlQu9gSyWKA
this is kind of based

yeah we'll have a bowl thanks

sebbo's mum's on the packet and it's me to blame

what exactly is the packet?
is it a type of food?

the bongo

zachy are you on the packet?

yanks are just so out of touch

you watch that interview with Fred Trueman and Jack Bannister zachy?

anyone else think TMS is insipid?

youtu.be/iPIjT-zdryY
kek

packet of Cheetos?

packet of methamphetamine perhaps.

Love England lads

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he loves england

for him its england

Did you make this thread to antagonise me? I've often posted about how I hate Smith and Taylor purely because of their stupid fucking glasses

No, you need to travel to the ground and support the local economy you cheap bastard

I hope you're enjoying the nicest county in the UK

It's pretty comfy, yes

The blog of blogcestershire

Funny thing about /cric/ is that you all act hard and give it the biggun but in real life you know I'd knock you spark out.

My feces
Clean them
Reminder your mum's on the packet and I'm to blame

Zachy b has no idea how to crop

Is he, dare I say, a nonce?

>sebbo last posted about 2 hours ago
based

New Zealand has no idea how to win a world cup
Are they day I say it, the new south Africa

Quality of the thread IMMEDIATELY jumps.

nah SA were a great team, nz just an average team with one good player

They know how to win world cups but not in cricket.

oooooooooooooooooooooooo happy birthday kane my dearest

Exactly what I'm talking about chatting rubbish wouldn't do that face to face down the pub

*be's chatting rubbish*

FUCK SEBBO AND FUCK AMERICANS

Based sebbo

cringe leprechaun

Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

Based

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12256994

DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Reeks of fat in here

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I think we discussed this very topic only yesterday desu, and agreed that it's simply different strokes for different folks

do not reply to the fatguts

>Ngoka
I'm wondering if he's eligible for the Nigerian cricket? Could be the future captain right there.

No way he's not working for NASA by now.

My dear bros.

nah pursuing his bachelor's at harvard.

New phone Zachy?

yeah

>brushes over the fact he won a programming award at age 11
impressive brain tb h

2 with Boult
Maybe that guy with the funky moustache as well

Creepy nonce

Lockie or neesham? Both were in the CWC tournament team

the chad sebbo jewish lawyer
the virgin kiwi nonce world cup choker

hello guys this is randy and i'm about to let you in on some knowledge about your made up globalist sport, i once kicked a squirrel so far into the woods that it went around the world and fucked me in the ass, then i went on 4channel's sport section and let out the shittiest shitpostever, it must have been quite good for your taste though, as i became a litteral god and ended up impregrating 17 fucking hippos AND POST

Who's the goat middle-order all-rounder?
I just had this thought:
You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between

sebbowned

yes i hate sebbo, how could you tell?

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The child molesting noncey b

the seething world cup loser kiwi

looking good

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>mention child molestation
>Richo immediately crawls out of the woodwork

Is he drooling?

Neesham

looking good mate
reinvigorated

grim thread

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yeah lad I hear their koolaid is to die for

This is the post

shit forced Reddit tier meme

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KEK

Looking good.
Shirt is a bit grim with all those holes though.

#proteafire

Kane getting a birthday cake

yep... this is why I love cricket

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Oh my kaney waney

how good is cricket lads

I know it's Kane because of the name on the back of his shirt

NnnGGHHH AAAAAAA *PFFFFFTTTT PFFFFTTT* aahh *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* mmmm

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don't know why man's calling me family all of a sudden
like, hmm
my mum don't know your mum
stop telling man you're my cousin

Just had a chat with the owner of indiachan lads
He says he will give us a cricket board if three /cric/ threads on Yea Forums get 250+ replies within next 7 days

reddit but based

Why do they call him kanos?

>*be’s running an art school*
just did a bad thing
>*receive wish to enroll from a student including his art samples*
i regret the thing i did
>*his art sucks*
and you’re wondering what it is
>*prepare a letter to inform him that he has been rejected*
tell you what i did
>*dear mr. a. hitler...*
i did a baaaaaa

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE ASHES SPACED SO FAR APART I JUST WANT /CRIC/

the lord of the apocalypse

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Who loses out if Hazlewood gets the nod? Pattinson?

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Siddle

bit unfair on him but I reckon Hazlewood should come in

cumgod needs a rest tb h

fuck off /cric/ more like /cuc/

Fuck up gatecunt

t. pom emigrant

Soaking in a hot bath right now ladies

god almighty australia post is shit

having a think about this one

/hoc/ btfo

probably made of poo.

Just a bit.

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be philosophical about it. everyone gets to eat some shit at some point in their lives.
as long as it doesnt smell or taste like shit you might not be aware you are eating a little bit of shit. so it is ok.

finally a nation is taking recycling seriously

cricket on the moon

I pretty much don't buy food from anywhere if there's a chance it could some shit in it. basic philosophy.

imagine a joint british-australian mission to the moon
imagine having to bring a special rover to tamp down the regolith into a serviceable pitch
imagine the special lunar edition ball duke's would have to make (reckon it'd be a pink or orange ball so it stood out against the black sky)
imagine being the first man to bowl a legbreak on the moon
imagine being the first man to take a wicket on the moon
imagine the kind of bowling action you'd need

won't be reading any of that

read it please:

based and moonballed
cringe and sovietballed

You've got him on the ropes mate

All it took was a single senten

*be's elite handsome muscular and intelligent*
*be's based*

*be ultra based*

yep... based

imagine lurking in a thread and not reading a single post. that'd be based.

kek 2bh

honestly reckon seething pozzie has filtered every single post itt, including his own

imagine not reading what you are typldkkmg

thinking about Hashim Amla in 2010

okay this is based

shan't be clicking the + and expanding those posts

yep
he's filtered everything

hmm

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yeah afl is pretty cringe if i'm really honest

Going to the gym shortly

what are we working today mate?

My view of this thread, lads
That's so awesome. Please give me yous.

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Doing progressive overload of the facial muscles used in cringing for more explosive cringing power.

mfw

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Probably just get a pump on my chest, Tris and bis, finish with a 2k row. mainly light full body work because I've got a hockey game tomorrow. Almost the end of the season and I'll start getting back into heavier stuff.

>Probably just get a pump on my chest, Tris and bis, finish with a 2k row. mainly light full body work because I've got a hockey game tomorrow. Almost the end of the season and I'll start getting back into heavier stuff.

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find it so grim
so true
so real

the chad incel pedo

the incel pedo richo

Imagine not having a cricket team to support but still posting on /cric/ 16 hours a day where nobody likes you

can't stand this place for more than a couple of hours and I love the cricket. I have a life though, so there's that.

literally me

*be’s giving out in two years*

lads just got an epic meme idea

sperm #1: we’re going to be a girl!
sperm #2: nibba we in sebbo’s dog’s bum

the muscular Jewish lawyer sebbo

the proxy using sebbo

the uncomfortably fat and unpopular Jewish pseudo-lawyer sebbesity

>sebbo is hispanic
>no mate sebbo is a lebbo
>kek you're all wrong sebbo is a jew
antipoodeans are on the ropes again

the no mates dog diddling blubbo

>LE GLUGGO HAS NO FRIENDZ XDDDDDD

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it's ogre lads, Spark is blocking 4+4chinz (again)

did a ripper of a poo

who cares

blocked the dunny at toil
definite power move I reckon

my dearest /cric/

just unblocked the dunny at the office i run
some pathetic coward is probably lashing out again
this is why i get paid the big bucks

you play in the nzihl m8? tell me you're an admiral

Sebbo will always have a friend in me

toil looms

dudes i think i may have unbottled it with that girl who was new to sydney. i just got a text from her asking if im free on sunday

proud of you, dude.

>meme

love you /cric/

>sunday
yikes

reckon you'll be headed to church lad

my gimmick

more like grimmick lads haha

LOL. nice

No posts here for a while

Is Nigeria going to replace Zimbabwe in cricket?

>REEEE we hate sebbo
>Talks about sebbo all day

What did /cric/ mean by this

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HOWLING

hibicric

yes pls

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sebbo copping it lads

Gonna need some stronger ropes lads

try a steel cable

ropes around the neck

certain man smashing his fists on his desk in frustration

certain man unable to keep his extra large enchilada combo deal down

certain man better not exert himself too much with that banging lest he give himself a heart attack

you better get to a toilet m8

damn just found out about Phil Hughes that shit sucks

*googles Phil Hughes*

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