Tour Match, Australia tour of England at Worcester, Aug 7-9 2019 Australian XI 266/5d Worcestershire 31/3 * (9 ov) Day 1: Worcestershire trail by 235 runs with 7 wickets remaining in the innings
In 9 bongs: 1st ODI, India tour of United States of America and West Indies at Providence, Aug 8 2019
WED 14/8 - 12:30 PM AWST 1st Test, New Zealand tour of Sri Lanka at Galle, Aug 14-18 2019 2nd Test, the Ashes at London, Aug 14-18 2019
>it's another "kid has a high IQ please notice him" episode jesus christ do these idiots not know that a child's IQ eventually decreases. i used to be a fucking mathematical chad as a youngin, ten years later i'm on /cric/ and depressed.
>light drizzle perfect weather for the pub dear i say
Xavier Jackson
this chaser is absolute shit lads
Josiah Edwards
I would dominate The Chase I reckon
Matthew Johnson
>Americans >Running
Nathan Scott
>8 years of Obama has been memory-holed >we've entered a twilight zone where there has only ever been and will only ever be Trump Now THAT is a fucking legacy
Brody Harris
poocastle poof in
Nathan Peterson
>poocastle grim
Asher Anderson
>grim cringe
Noah Garcia
Is there a stream for this worcester business?
Caleb Davis
>South African spinner Colin Ackermann has become the first player in T20 cricket history to claim a seven-wicket haul.
Joseph Mitchell
my monkey friend is here :)
Daniel Powell
colin the acker man
Hudson Walker
Ricardo is already fucking your mom in the middle of the afternoon? Nice
If they pretend it's all because of Trump, they don't have to confront how fucked up their country is >w... we don't have deep rooted racial and psychological problems going to the very core of our culture, orange man bad!
Colton Hill
Drumpf is emblematic of those issues
Isaiah Russell
They have this forest sanctuary that is full of Brazilians, you can even feed them by hand. Real tourist attraction
Lincoln Reyes
Doing a think
Joseph King
Can't even remember what living under Obama's tyranny was like anymore. Such a dark time in history.
Daniel Lewis
when they're scootering away from you then
Ayden Evans
the point is drumpf is feeding off those deeply entrenched issues conservatard
Camden Brown
I heard scientists in Portugal have developed common linguistic ground with them and they are able to understand human speech
Jacob Cruz
yes mate no one is talking about their issues with the fact that the nation elected drumpf
Daniel Edwards
hate stokes, that's a tough catch for anyone
Luis Diaz
Go back and actually listen to Obamas race baiting bullshit. Remember, Trump is the result of 8 years of his presidency. Trump IS Obamas legacy
funny how Lyon has become better the balder and uglier he has become, whereas Pooen Shatli's form has been inversely correlated with him losing hair and looking more like Osama every day
Gavin Sanchez
she lives down the road from me
Aiden Clark
Nobody has ever fully understood the relationship between hair loss and cricket performance. It's a riddle inside an enigma, and is one the deep complexities which make test cricket so rewarding for the knowledgeable spectator
Compare Warnie and Andrew Strauss. Both definitely with hair problems, but fuck if Strauss isn't shit at everything.
Carter Rogers
some time ago I floated the sensible theory that people who hate australia unironically are boomers or immigrants from the subcontinent, I was lambasted, lampooned, on the receiving end of some venomous rhetoric by a couple of kiwi flags. now that the dust has settled they crawl out like cockroaches and expose themselves.
Parker Brooks
It's baffling. Gooch didn't become elite until balding heavily, Kallis didn't hit a double hundred for years, but once his pate was bare hit a couple. Other players like Strauss slide into mediocrity along with their hairline.
Jacob Wright
Never heard of you.
Evan Lee
>fuck if Strauss isn't shit at everything. Even at bitching about KP, he’s pathetic.
Jeremiah Morris
maybe now, not a year ago
Xavier Rivera
Declarations, bitching, keeping his wife alive... Is there anything he's good at?
Gabriel Lewis
cricket idea: keep umpire neutrality except for Australian and English umpires (since pooskins can't be trusted to play fair)
Liam Barnes
Chopped up a pineapple today
Sampling a bowl of the fruit of my labour right now
tell her you're going to the bathroom and just leave.
Jordan Ortiz
This will allow Siddle to extend his career by 10 years when he transitions.
Gavin Nguyen
You get that tip from your dad?
Ethan Johnson
reminder that poo peeland lost the cricket world cup final to englel
Gavin Rogers
What was the score mate
Asher Adams
Not him but got basically that advice from grandpa. Alternatively go “get some air”. Granddad ducked out more than his fair share of dull family events to go to the races that way.
Dominic Gomez
Wasn't asking you
Nicholas Perry
England: 26 boundaries, New Zealand: 17 boundaries. Seems to be as clear and convincing a victory as ever conceived.
Brandon Rodriguez
sooooo this happened
Samuel Parker
OH. EM. GEE. /pol/ is so FRICKIN' hilarious!
Hunter Long
who did Australia lose to in the final mate?
Lucas Smith
just detected a couple of seething coloureds, lads.
Dominic Hughes
>darling in the franxx get >it’s zoro-hiro Cringe
Hunter Carter
Pretty grim.
Blake Mitchell
wouldnt mind if /pol/ changed its tune a bit tb h
Xavier Thomas
for me it's heckin' good time gets on /pol/. amitirite fellow magapedes?
Jacob Harris
What is this /pol/ and why can we post crossroads links to this “Yea Forums” website? I thought I was reading the muscular, elite Yea Forumsorts board on the one and only 4channel.
Landon Hill
we're in here, my white australia family.
Benjamin Edwards
Certain Fatman making unfunny tryhard posts
Daniel Turner
certain poo peelander looking in the mirror again lads
Robert Evans
>For his part Buttler has to make some runs. He managed 5 and 1 in the first Test, joining Bairstow and Moeen in the melancholy club of gifted strokemakers who have yet to reach double figures in a Test this summer. Between them, they’ve batted ten times and made 33 all out.
Kallis looks like one of those mirrored face pictures
Hudson Lopez
Just want Nicole to have a good time
Mason Rivera
Don't joke about her please m8.
Jackson Taylor
nicole is dead, you dumb freshies.
Austin Murphy
Black tea at 9pm. Yes/no
Jeremiah White
based newcunts not realising Nicole was an Ivan aka Josh false flag
Benjamin Carter
cant go wrong
Nathaniel Howard
peppermint would do the trick I reckon mate
Eli Peterson
Nicole is literally my ex (we broke up like almost ten years ago, I'm still obsessed with her though). I started the Nicole gimmick on /nrl/. She isn't dead, she's engaged to some dweeby dude. Unironically my oneitis.
Ryder Barnes
a dweeby dude with an 80k lawn
Leo White
Hey lawnbro what sort of camera is best for creepshots?
Christian Rodriguez
Is there any video livestream for this povo tour match? Even the sheffield shield is streamed nowadays...
Evan Hernandez
How good would Bradman be if he played today?
Brody Wright
Literally Chris Martin tier batting
Brayden Sanders
pitches are better although the helmets might distract him
Ryan Torres
phil hughes tier
Jackson Nelson
>Phil hughes hhahh epic bro!!!
Jaxson Reed
KEK
Angel Hall
grim
Caleb Baker
should I go and be an extra in the new Mortal Kombat lads?
It literally says people of all backgrounds. The other one said the same. Anyway, it's for a movie so they can cast it however they want to and if it's good it's good and if it's shit it's shit.
>*goes to Yea Forums* just did a bad thing >*see /hoc/* i regret the thing i did >*go to their thread* and you’re wondering what it is >*poo in it* tell you what i did >*didnt bring toilet paper* i did a baaaaa
one thing I learned about /hoc/ is those lads love a good onion ring
Isaac Powell
>daycare gf nah for me it's women with prestigious careers
Jason Brooks
Amla just retired lads
Carson Hill
*googles Amla*
Kevin Wright
Career highlight being Root getting punched because one of the Ozzies thought he was taking the piss out of Amla’s beard
Alexander Robinson
big Davey Warner through the punch
Liam Gonzalez
It's threw not through haha
James Flores
whoops lol
been all over the place today hope you lads can forgive x
Samuel Gomez
Dave Warner: justice for Muslims Ben stokes: rights for gays
Parker Campbell
gonna take a lap with my doggo
Chase Rodriguez
just don't know what that means
Colton Stewart
He should have retired two years ago
Is there another darkie batsman in the setup that can replace him for the wuota lads?
Jayden Brooks
reckon they'll go for a bowler to replace Steyn and give a whitey a shot at batting
Colton Sanchez
morning friends. what game is everyone watching?
Ethan Kelly
happy tugs ft Cindy Starfall mate
Aaron Bennett
Business idea: A white South Africa team and a black South Africa team
Noah Johnson
Business idea: Apartheid
Nathaniel Ross
Glad I came all the way to Worcestershire to watch Bancroft score a terrible 7(40)
Adam Scott
Is Guyana a place worth visiting? Seems like an interesting place
Ian Reyes
life must be good in Worcestershire though
Ryder Lewis
read into it once and it sounded a bit grim
Tyler Robinson
matched with a maori slag on tinder who's over for the rugger
Owen Price
tell her to fuck off and that you're full
Lucas Bennett
Yeh mate had a lovely piece of cake at the Lady's pavilion
Brody Johnson
Vancouver vs Brampton on lads
Colton Edwards
The cheques cleared then.
Colton Garcia
>A policy that ensures transgender and gender diverse people can play cricket at the highest level in Australia has been announced by the sport’s national governing body. Cricket Australia has developed an elite-level policy, as well as guidelines for community cricket, to support players competing in line with their gender identity.
more like brapton if i'm really honest imagine the smell at the ground
Thomas Smith
>it's real oh for fuck's sakes
Jose Sullivan
Why's the guy wearing a t-shirt sitting in the middle of the field? I'm trying to be nice but this is boring. A bunch of Hindus wearing highlighter orange standing around while two guys green jog 20 feet at a time?
Lincoln Cooper
Very violent
Grayson James
in three weeks we're getting, simultaneously, New Zealand playing a test in Sri Lanka, India playing a test in the Caribbean and the Ashes
Jose Lopez
Sounds like shit if I'm being honest
Tyler Robinson
>we're getting some irrelevant shit, some more irrelevant shit and the greatest sporting rivalry the world has ever known Reckon I'll watch the Ashes
Jaxon Gonzalez
Can't see anyone beating the Australian Women's team for the foreseeable future
Aiden Price
can't see the pakistan women's team even playing them
Benjamin Garcia
>Shitcroft >out 7 for 40 grim
Julian Thompson
Internet is so fucking shit
Jace Peterson
>Amlol retired lol
Caleb Sanchez
>pooristan central contract is $6,880 per year K E K E K
Jason Robinson
>3(28)
E L I T E
Lincoln Cruz
>gayle 4(31)
Brody Torres
> CH Gayle b Kuldeep Yadav 4 (31b 0x4 0x6) SR: 12.90 >le pooniverse boss
John Hill
My sides
Gabriel Garcia
He came out of retirement to embarrass himself.
Juan Edwards
TV just showed he's 6 runs from overtaking Lara as top ODI runscorers for WI so i guess that's why he's carrying on
I think we discussed this very topic only yesterday desu, and agreed that it's simply different strokes for different folks
Adam Reed
do not reply to the fatguts
Eli Rivera
>Ngoka I'm wondering if he's eligible for the Nigerian cricket? Could be the future captain right there.
Cooper Gomez
No way he's not working for NASA by now.
Parker Powell
My dear bros.
Hudson Ross
nah pursuing his bachelor's at harvard.
Zachary Gonzalez
New phone Zachy?
Matthew Taylor
yeah
Easton Baker
>brushes over the fact he won a programming award at age 11 impressive brain tb h
Christopher Hernandez
2 with Boult Maybe that guy with the funky moustache as well
David Davis
Creepy nonce
Ayden Davis
Lockie or neesham? Both were in the CWC tournament team
Kayden Harris
the chad sebbo jewish lawyer the virgin kiwi nonce world cup choker
Logan Cook
hello guys this is randy and i'm about to let you in on some knowledge about your made up globalist sport, i once kicked a squirrel so far into the woods that it went around the world and fucked me in the ass, then i went on 4channel's sport section and let out the shittiest shitpostever, it must have been quite good for your taste though, as i became a litteral god and ended up impregrating 17 fucking hippos AND POST
Evan Lee
Who's the goat middle-order all-rounder? I just had this thought: You've got to accentuate the positive Eliminate the negative Latch on to the affirmative Don't mess with Mister In-Between
don't know why man's calling me family all of a sudden like, hmm my mum don't know your mum stop telling man you're my cousin
Isaac Torres
Just had a chat with the owner of indiachan lads He says he will give us a cricket board if three /cric/ threads on Yea Forums get 250+ replies within next 7 days
Juan Davis
reddit but based
William Mitchell
Why do they call him kanos?
Adam Richardson
>*be’s running an art school* just did a bad thing >*receive wish to enroll from a student including his art samples* i regret the thing i did >*his art sucks* and you’re wondering what it is >*prepare a letter to inform him that he has been rejected* tell you what i did >*dear mr. a. hitler...* i did a baaaaaa
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE ASHES SPACED SO FAR APART I JUST WANT /CRIC/
be philosophical about it. everyone gets to eat some shit at some point in their lives. as long as it doesnt smell or taste like shit you might not be aware you are eating a little bit of shit. so it is ok.
Daniel Sullivan
finally a nation is taking recycling seriously
John Phillips
cricket on the moon
Isaiah Lewis
I pretty much don't buy food from anywhere if there's a chance it could some shit in it. basic philosophy.
Justin Adams
imagine a joint british-australian mission to the moon imagine having to bring a special rover to tamp down the regolith into a serviceable pitch imagine the special lunar edition ball duke's would have to make (reckon it'd be a pink or orange ball so it stood out against the black sky) imagine being the first man to bowl a legbreak on the moon imagine being the first man to take a wicket on the moon imagine the kind of bowling action you'd need
Thomas Russell
won't be reading any of that
Nathan Bailey
read it please:
Chase Reed
based and moonballed cringe and sovietballed
Cameron Nguyen
You've got him on the ropes mate
All it took was a single senten
Nathaniel Jenkins
*be's elite handsome muscular and intelligent* *be's based*
Jordan Morales
*be ultra based*
Grayson Lee
yep... based
Hunter Hall
imagine lurking in a thread and not reading a single post. that'd be based.
Mason Wilson
kek 2bh
Daniel Sullivan
honestly reckon seething pozzie has filtered every single post itt, including his own
Bentley Cruz
imagine not reading what you are typldkkmg
Samuel Morgan
thinking about Hashim Amla in 2010
Colton Hill
okay this is based
Caleb Cruz
shan't be clicking the + and expanding those posts
Probably just get a pump on my chest, Tris and bis, finish with a 2k row. mainly light full body work because I've got a hockey game tomorrow. Almost the end of the season and I'll start getting back into heavier stuff.
Carson Sullivan
>Probably just get a pump on my chest, Tris and bis, finish with a 2k row. mainly light full body work because I've got a hockey game tomorrow. Almost the end of the season and I'll start getting back into heavier stuff.