/trans/

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—————Kean
———(Calvert Lewin)
Richarlison————Zaha
(Bernard) ————(Walcott)

—————Sigurdsson
——————(Delph)
A.Gomes——————Schneiderlin
(Gbamin) ——————-(Davies)

Digne — Keane — Zouma — Colemann

—————- Pickford

Can they compete for top 6?

What would be the pig head in that case?

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1. City
2. Spurs
3. Liverpool
4. United
5. Leicester
6. Arsenal
7. Everton
8. Chelsea

Thoughts?

>Manchester United are willing to pay the £81m release clause of Athletic Bilbao and Spain forward Inaki Williams, 25. (El Chiringuito TV - via Mail)
He's black enough but can he dab?

Swapping arsenal and spurs is more realistic unless spurs get dybala

haha

Americans can be quite attractive naturally. The ones who aren't obese walmart sharters/shooters, that is. German and other mixed continental european blood really helped white people in America look better than most Europeans. it was really interesting to go to europe and see how fucking similar Germans look to American whites.

Arsenal are not getting 2nd, doubt they’ll get 5th desu

>United higher than Everton

>Arsenal
>Top 4
Delusional

Dybala isn't really an improvement on the team, he had like 5 good games in two years. And do you seriously think Arsenal can get top 4 with those midfield and defense?

Hysaj, Sessegnon, Ndombele, and Lo Celso would be a good haul for the summer.

He can dab at extremely high speed

>any team above Everton

>Manchester United are willing to pay the £81m release clause of Athletic Bilbao and Spain forward Inaki Williams, 25.

My god just fuck off. We just got rid of an Ngubu.

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Tottenham
4. Arsenal
5. Manure
6. Everton
7. Leicester
8. Chelsea
9. Wolves
10. Wet Spam
11. Watford
12. Bournemouth
13. Villa
14. Burnley
15. Newcastle
16. Southampton
17. Palace
18. Norwich
19. Brighton
20. Sheffield Utd

really want a Sheffield gf

What exactly was Pogba thinking when he left Juventus for United?

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>thinking

'I will prove that those Mancs made the wrong decision by selling me to Jj'

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twitter.com/arsenalviral/status/1159212410051448843?s=20
JUST

>vengabus
lmao

forgot to say
>Mino is not a man you easily say 'no' to
-zlatan

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Are these players supposed to be good? Spurs are in for Coutinho and Dybala and this is the summer Everton are putting in? Spurs are some REAL players, not this Everton shit.

manchildren innit

me too and i fucking live here

It’s a girl tho

Missed the Celtic game. How bad was Boli bolingoli mbombo?

>Dybala, GLC and Sess
Must be nice

girl (male)?

Gender is a social construct

Ask Jezza Corbyn, he watched the game

any good chant for the lad?

no you fucking dont, they all have borderline personality disorder and are addicted to ket

Any sites that have a countdown to the deadline?

yes

Why are Arsenal signing David Luiz? Are they stupid?

Arsenalmania is trying to justify it now.

Luiz done, Coutinho next. Blimey.

based

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Because he is better than Guendouzi, Torreira and El Neny for another year and can teach them a thing or two about playing as DM in that time. Also would unlock Özil.

Dunno but folk are saying he has the touch of lukakus rapist

twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1159256474666852353

What’s that supposed to mean

So can English clubs no longer sell after tomorrow?

Also any updates on the nerman to Madrid situation?

I think arsenal will easily get top 3. Chelsea are fucked, united are just plain shit now, tottenham are on the decline statistically and liverpool and city are in their own top 2 fight. I think Lampard is a good manager though. I'd have it city, liverpool, arsenal and chelsea for top 4 next season.

>Torreira a worse DM than Khedira
you haven't been watching Khedira play recently have you

His name is already a chant by itself. You don't want too many words in those, only confuses the lads.

>loan with an obligation to buy
tottenham is in italy now

>believing (((Ornstein)))

>Robertson
>Tierney
>McGinn
>Fraser
>McTominay
Are we, dare I say it, a rising force on the international scene??

What is /trans/ listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=NnMuFqsmYSE

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this based playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=GYsQ3PAdBb4&list=PLjkp3uOgb20RNHF58tvsZGhGpJ3nm_Rki&index=6

Everything is lining up for a meme Euro run

>the state of Coutinho right now

ye we got his lad

what’s happening with Defoe?

>blacks and plastic arse
not pressing play on that

Chill LoFi HipHop Beats To Study/Relax To

MAN CITY ARE SIGNING SCOTT CARSON ON A ONE YEAR LOAN LOL

Top 4:
City
Spurs
Liverpool
Manure

Relegated:
Sheffield Sunday
Narritch
Southhampton

Who /LateNightSquires/ here?

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t. Wobbie

Can’t believe anyone thinks Man Utd will finish top 4 this season. Look at the state of the squad. We’ll be lucky to finish above Leicester and Wolves. They have better coaches with more functional starting XIs. City, Liverpool and Spurs are guaranteed top 4. Arsenal will take 4th.

being an average English GK must the best job in the world, you don't even need to be that good and you're guaranteed a contract at a club that will pay you millions of pounds a year to be a backup to the backup GK

With Dybala, Winks, and Lo Celso will Spurs be the ultimate Twink team?

His work during the women’s world cup was pathetic. He refused to make fun of any of it.

How do you fit Robertson and tierney into a team?

I wouldn't except Chelsea are going to the mid table and Arsenal are terrible too.

Coaching job too, Richard Wright has almost certainly made more in the 7 years he's been at City (4 as a player 0 games played) than he did from his actual playing career

Music which is far too highbrow for the shitters of Yea Forums

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Martin Keown on the David Luiz transfer development

>If I was at Arsenal and had the ear of Unai Emery, I would be advising my manager not to sign David Luiz,’ he told the Daily Mail. ‘Walk away from this deal. This is not the defender for you. It’s too high risk.

>‘Yes, Arsenal want a centre back, but is Luiz the answer to their prayers? I don’t think so.

>‘The way the 32-year-old plays, he would be exposed in that Arsenal defence. He would not get the same protection that he enjoys at Chelsea, where N’Golo Kante patrols in front of the back line.

>‘In possession, Luiz is a wonderful passer, but he makes mistakes when playing as part of a back four.

> ‘He has a tendency to lose his marker and is one of those all-or-nothing players — if he doesn’t win the ball in a challenge, then congratulations because you’re in.’

1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Spurs
4. Arsenal
5. Man Utd
6. Leicester
7. Everton
8. Chelsea
9. West Ham
10. Watford
11. Wolves
12. Norwich
13. Soton
14. Bournemouth
15. Burnley
16. Villa
17. Newcastle
18. Brighton
19. Palace
20. Sheffield Utd

>lampard’s jawline
It isn’t even that square, neither is Howe’s. Jawlets are a weird bunch aren’t they

Reminder that Ole and Lampard are the least qualified coaches in the entire league

don't forget daddy poch

Top 4 will be Spurs, Liverpool and Man City because they're actually good teams and maybe Chelsea if Lampard bloods the youth. If not Chelsea, then Leicester or Everton for sure.

Honestly itll be an interesting experiment. reveals a lot about which "top" teams actually had good coaching and which teams were reliant on the players

Yeah but Lampard is much smarter than Emery (130) and Solskjaer (120) so he'll easily get top 4.

Lamps isn't as smart as Sarri though. So I'd expect them to not do as well. But it's going to be interesting

Emery is easily 150+

>only city, liverpool and arsenal managers have won trophies out of all the top 6

Embarrassing desu

I love me some of that late 80's/early 90's leftie industrial, man. Very different from today's weak-ass /soc/.

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Says a lot more about one of the three managers who haven't won any trophies than the other two (Poch)

I’m sure those IQ scores were made up, if you’re a supposed genius like frank why on earth would you allow yourself to be filmed getting a blowie from a fat slag in ayia napa

That he's an overrated hack?

i dont think anyone unironically rates poch. but theyve had the second best transfer window in the PL after Everton so we'll see how he does this season

Liverpool wont make top 4

How can one team be this bad at transfers? They haven't had made a great deals since Nemanja Vidic and Patrice Evra

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I remember when Spurs finishing 5/6 was an achievement *sips*

what did they joke about?

A few Sevilla ITKs saying Villa has tabled a 32M bid for Ben Yedder.

you haven't watched torreira outside of Urugay, have you?

>autist reacts to his first cartoon strip
enthralling stuff

>the savant of Sampdoria

Liverpool will either win the league, or implode and end up 4th or 5th
He was the only Arsenal player that I didn't find mediocre outside Lacaz and Aubam last season.

Ndombele and lo celso is 2nd best? Fuck no.

haha everton transer windaw lol

Window closes in 15h 30min in England, right?

>Haha
So I guess this is the shitty meme for this window, then?

no im closing mine now its chilly nice trips

5 pm iirc

mfw another season of Sanchez, Lingard, Mata, Fred, Matic, Young, Darmian, Jones, Smalling, Bailly, Rojo, Shaw

Sanchez redemption arc incoming

9am to 2pm transfer shit on NBCSN. comfy as fuck day tomorrow, amerilads. be there

i have work but i might sneak in a flask and watch on my phone

Premier league is back lads I'm legit so hyped for it I hope I never lose this passion

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lads
dempelé is the only exciting young player out there
everybody else is shit
based

De Ligt and Frenkie de Jong la

Frenkie never lived up to his full potential on my FM save for Fulham. Fuck him

Wan-Bissaka looked fucking amazing in preseason tbqh

As an audiophile and p-funk specialist, i actually listen to the original pressing vinyl albums of those "samples" that shitcunt keeps stealing and turning into bang average trash.

youtube.com/watch?v=YACa9jmpmc0

youtube.com/watch?v=1ekZEVeXwek

Max Martin is a fucking genius. don't @ me

R A R E
A
R
E

MAN UNITED LOOK LIKE THAT

Is Lo Celso good?

Not worth what betis is asking for him but he's decent enough.

Greenwood is Dembele with brain la

less black too

He's quality technically but disappears during some games so I have mixed feelings about him. I always expect a bigger impact than he has
Not sure he's worth the amount rumoured for his transfer, not from what Ive deben
But he's good

>paying Pookaku 300k p/w
he isn't even an upgrade to Icardi

>audiophiles
Post pics of your crystals.

>Greenwood
He would be better if his name was N'gubu. Probably too English and therefore total shit.

>Tierney is out until end of the year, minimum
>David Luiz is dogshit and old dogshit at that
>there was plenty of young defenders available that weren't going to harm the team; don't sign any of them
>Zaha hands in transfer request; could sign him on a loan with an obligation to pay next season. Thus making a good attack - Don't.
This is comedy gold. I understand football isn't like FIFA or FM and all that jazz but if good, expensive, players refuse/can't join - go for youngsters. At worst you get a player who you sell on/loan out, at best you get a youngster who rekts it up. Arsenal were linked with so many of these.

Meanwhile, their biggest rivals are set to spend over £100m on two more players, taking their total to £150m+. Fixing key areas of their team (and might be shock striker signings for them too). Their biggest Europa League rivals have also signed a load of quality players and may sign more. Liverpool are already stacked and will easily win stuff. City are on the brink of either good or bad, unless they sign another FW; but at least their improved their midfield and defence like they needded. Chelsea are fucked by their ban and nobody knows how good they'll be without Hazard. That leaves Wolves, who have spent more than them this window; locking down good players and getting some talented youngsters. Everton did the same and did it very well.

Everton and Wolves will be fighting for Top 6. Arsenal will be struggling for Top 10. I can see Emery being fired by Christmas.

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Imagine actually believing this.

Is Llorente confirmed yet?

Good.

still a fat fuck

>83mil for the euro Gyasi Zardes

trapping in heaven?

Are arsenal really signing le wacky hair man? Why?

>City are on the brink of either good or bad, unless they sign another FW

Retard.

He was signed weeks ago you bandwagoning Spuds customer fuck.

Trans lads in please.
Don't want the top signing to be somebody still in school.

Lo Celso is dogshit.

>calling a Spurs fan a bandwagoner
You just posted cringe vro

>tf
>tp
America once again proving they don't know anything about football. City have three forwards. Sterling, Jesus and Aguero. Aguero is 31 and has suffered several bad injuries throughout his time. City have ALSO lost Kompamy, a quality (albeit old) defender who won them the fucking title. They have no replaced him. Even if the three FW's they have remain fit enough to do the 50 odd games they'll have to play next season, there isn't enough quality depth attack to assist if suspensions or injuries take their toll. How are you THIS unaware of City's squad lopsidedness? As I said, they're on the brink of good or bad because their entire season is based on the assumption that Sterling, Aguero and Jesus will be fit for the 50+ games. Therefore, signing a quality youth to rotate and take over games like the League Cup, will be incredibly important.

But, again,
>tf
>tp

Yes, you are a bandwagoner. Bandwagoner is different to gloryhunter. You're also a customer. But I'm convinced all these 'Spurs' customers are just falseflagging. So, carry on I guess.

Is Mandzukic better than Lukaku? Is he better than Danny Welbeck?

Is Dybala going to Spurs? What about Coutinho?

>Dybala
No

>Coutinho
No, he specifically rejected Spurs out of all the linked clubs. The other teams he wasn't offered but was apparently open to them.

dybala if they can pay his image rights, coutinho said no to the move.

So where the fuck are those 2 going to do you think?

coutinho stays at barca and not sure about dybala

>No
They have a deal with Juve and with the player, so it's not like you can just say "nah." They have the image rights to straighten out.

>Is Mandzukic better than Lukaku?
yes
> Is he better than Danny Welbeck?
no

CHOON

>audiophile crystals
The more you know. As a musician with experience in tonewood and the difference that, for example, Acoustic Resonance Enhancement can make, I can believe these would do something.

Spurs agree fee for Ryan sessegnon

United are going into the season relying on:
>Rashford and Martial picking up an extra 10 goals each to replace Lukuku
>McTominay to become a very good box to box midfielder
>Matic or Fred to suddenly realise theyre not shit and play as such
>Sanchez and Pogba not to stink up the changing room
>Greenwood, a 17 year old, to have a season similar to Mbappe's first
>players like Mata, Young, Matic and Sanchez to be used sparingly and not either starting or on bench every match

>no back up fullback
>no decent back up winger
>only one good CB
Klopp is one injury away from finishing 9th
What the fuck is he doing?

Matip is very good

>players exhausted from AFCON
>general fatigue setting in
>VAR
>won’t be so lucky with injuries this season
would surprise me if Liverpool finished in the top 4

Just run more.

anyone know where Ed Woodward lives?
need to have a word with him

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Luiz doesn't seem like the type of player Keown would like.
He's miles better than what they have.

exactly, he's the one good centre back

Better to sign a young cheap player than pay Luiz's wages. I imagine fat boy doesn't want him and that's why he wants to leave.

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>Front 4 of Dybala, Alli, Son, and Kane on opening day
>H-haha surely Spuds can't replace Eriksen r-right guys
>Mfw we win the CL

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Too late for that. They need a good cb in today, not in a couple of years.

nobody is signing Dybala

Alli is an albatross around the neck of that team.

Seeth more Woodward

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Reminder Liverpool and Spurs received over 100m each for their Champions League campaigns

Spurs have spent 150m all while having a major stadium to pay for

Liverpool spent nothing

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>ABL delusion
also Leicester will be lucky to finish top 10

youtube.com/watch?v=e5vMVgpfSK4

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Lads put all your money on a 0-0 result United v Chelsea on Sunday
9/1 odds right now

Neither managers want to take a first loss opening match. Neither will be looking to throw everything but kitchen sink at one another. Its going to be a conserved match weighing up each other

German tabloid says Madrid offers 120m + Modric for Nerman.

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Shan't

DAB U will win

How has United spent so much with insanely high wages and still has such a shit team? Do they have a retard in charge of transfers/contracts and managers don't have much power?

if you honestly think either team will score youre living in a dream land
United could barely break down a norwegian team and needed a penalty.
youre not gonna get a dubious penalty from ref first match of season. not gonna get a clear cut one either as Lampard/Solskjaer will be reserved

Always happens when United have a big match very early on. 0-0

Do Madrid think old man Modric is worth 80m?

yeah but liverpool's squad was like 300m better than spurs' to begin with

I'm a bit worried Oxford aren't signing another striker. We need at least one. Honestly not sure what can be done about that. I'm not even sure where Fabio Lopes preferred position up front is. But I doubt he'll be used. These are all our youth lads because 'Forwards' (if you're looking on Wikipedia) will count wingers as 'FW'. Slavi Spasov is another guy we could call up from U18, but if we're doing that, use Lopes. Mapa plays on the wing (and is awful), Owen James is shit. James Mackie should only be rotation or Plan B (Hoofball, not that he's exactly a giant).

Robinson should be playing Fosu on Left Wing. Henry Right Wing. Ben Woodburn as an attacking mid down the middle OR 'shadow striker'. Gorrin behind him in CM. Then a new striker up front who has pace and good finishing. Alternatively, a giant who can hold up the ball. We have so many wingers that I think Robinson has an obsession with them. As I said, maybe Lopes or Spasov are out-and-out strikers but they're 18/17 and I've not watched U18's play. They both, as far as I know, play as strikers but Robinson could have been forcing that out of them. Lopes I think has a lot of talent based on friendlies and subsitution shit. Ah well.

I wish we got the reincarnation of a modern day P. Drewitt

They're really going to play the poor little club narrative this season

>best defense in the world
>scored 113 goals in EPL and CL
>backups crushed Barca 4-0
what more would you like?

and we're going to be so unbearable about it, especially come may and we've won the league after spending about 3m

>Former Aston Villa striker Julian Joachim has come out of retirement to make a sensational move to Europa Point F.C in Gibraltar.
Holy based. Shame it is technically as an advisor and partly to shill PlayerTrade, which is essentially a modelling agency for footballers... except you get scouted, rather than picked on looks. Then again... Luke Chadwick....

>Arsenal getting Rugani 2 year loan while shipping Mustafi to the Uber Eats league

Lefty types never will.

The saviour to United's season
youtube.com/watch?v=ETyIvr467jY

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love it when righties think they know comedy when never in the history of ever has there been a funny right winger

Roy Chubby Brown
/argument

proving my point for me there
wasn't even funny 30 years ago

>sell Lukaku
>replace with...

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ogs player/manager

S N U B B E D

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based

anything less than a return to a a club of liverpool's stature would be an admission of failure on coutinho's part

you can't be moving away from liverpool then a year later come back to the prem to a worse team

We got Greenwood and Rashford, more than enough to cover Lukaku. Can definitely see this being Rashford's year contributing 20 goals

Rashford isn't getting 20 goals a season

I just worked out, guys, that I totally fucked up my Top 6 spending information. I was short on Liverpool's total spend since PL began by £283,458,000. Before people sperg out, I'm not picking on Liverpool here, just realised I had fucked it up. Guess I'll have to redo them all.

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This. Plus, we can just play Martial up front and replace him on the left with Gomes.

now this is delusion

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Imagine thinking United will score more than 40 goals in the premier league this season

Them staying on top depends on 3 forwards. Liverpool staying on top depends on 3 forwards. United has 3 forwards that they depend on goals as well. So do spurs.
City won’t miss Kompany that much considering he didn’t play a lot of games last season. He did arguably win them the league with his goal last season.
But it’s kinda insane to say that city has a lopsided squad just because they aren’t absolutely stacked in just one position.

They’d be better off offering their own streaming service and charging a small amount.

Or do it for free and just americanise the shit out of it by spo soring throw-ins or something

would probably work if it was just one provider of all the matches but FA forced sky to share it with BT and Amazon

Where are the transfers la?

PL you mean. The FA don't control TV broadcasts

Kompany was actually key in most of the important matches. I didn't think it would be the case but he really did keep them going and then won the league with that rocket
I still don't see who is going to be the leader in that locker room that no one challenged

FOR FUCKS SAKE SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS. ARSENAL ARE OUT PERFORMING EVERYONE

still confuzzled about lukaku
why would you sell him unless you need the money?

just kill me

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To make room for Mason Greenwood

kid is gonna flop hard with all the pressure on him.
United of all clubs are now relying on a 17 year old to save their season

Because he's fat lump and Ole wants to attack with pace

let's see if United could sign any experienced striker today. If not, which is most likely at this moment, then they are fucked.

I think they just want to ditch the old coot and spare as much money as they can on a new transfer.

Bedlington Terriers have signed midfielder Andrew Brown on a free transfer following a year out due to injury.

>mfw Ole is sacked by Christmas

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I'm still confused that anyone would pay 70 million or whatever it was for that fat lump, but Conte must be going senile, could've had him for less

theyre looking at getting Madzukic. if so why the fuck did we sell Fellaini????

i wouldn't be at all surprised if he got 30+ goals in all comps this season

seen an asian lass at leeds station that was the spitting image of moni

>sacked by Christmas
>new manager comes in (Giggs probably)
>has good few weeks winning
>everything falls apart
>promises that there will be some changes in getting rid of players with replacing them
>come august shit players still there and pogba replacement
it will never change. the club's new policy is to spend around 50m each summer. Getting out spent by majority of top 6, Everton, and Wolves

Have to play RB for a charity match next week lads

Tips? I'm shocking

Really hope Pogba submits a transfer request within next 2 weeks. Lets just hit rock bottom

My point is that City hadn't replaced Kompany with another guy who can step up and save them. While Spurs have improved, they too have FW issues.

>Team: Manchester United
>First Team Forwards: Sanchez, Lukaku, Rashford, Martial
>Reserve and Academy Forwards: Greenwood, Chong, Bughail-Mellor, Ramazani

>Team: Liverpool
>First Team Forwards: Firmino, Mane, Salah, Brewster, Origi
>Reserve and Academy Forwards: Duncan, Glatzel, Bearne, O'Rourke

>Team: Spurs
>First Team Forwards: Kane, Nkoudou, Heung-min
>Reserve and Academy Forwards: Sterling, Tracey, Ricards, Mukendi

>Team: Liverpool
>First Team Forwards: Sterling, Jesus, Aguero
>Reserve and Academy Forwards: Garre, Bolton, Gonzales, Poveda

>Team: Arsenal
>First Team Forwards: Lacazette, Aubameyang, Iwobi, Pepe, Nelson, Nketiah, Martinelli
>Reserve and Academy Forwards: John-Hules, Saka, Balogun, Olayinka

As you can see, City (who I am talking about) have no first team FW's to back up those three. Essentially, more than three at needed. I included youth/reserve/academy players as an example of the people they can bring up. Liverpool, who are their title rivals, have two FW's as back-up to cover injuries. If City lose Aguero, Sterling or Jesus to injury, they have players that can play there; but nothing special. So, City could go for one. Even if it is just a 19-20 year old. Moise Kane type player. Something of potential world class quality in 4 or 5 years.

was it autism?

the club's policy appears to be to spend hundreds of millions every window but then to be snubbed by any and all good players that they chase after

8 mil for luiz? Are you having a laugh, Marina

last time United spent over 70m in a summer was Lukaku 2 years ago
theyve just binned him despite being the main goalscorer against bottom half of the league. policy has changed and United will be getting 8th at best

Imagine not realising that germans are the ugliest europeans and bragging about looking german yourself. Germans are one of the nices tho.

yes but he's also quite old

He pushed for the move, and obviously, everyone would've gone ballistic if Utd showed any sign to keep him and raise his wages even if Jose liked him a lot.

Mahrez but yes it's a concern if Sane needs surgery/long rehabilitation

now that the dust has settled, who won this transfer window?

>inb4 le Everton meme
Arsenal realistically won the window if Tierney and Rugani come in

spuds

twitter.com/DavidLuiz_4/status/1126910155973693440

Internazionale

This
Best squad strengthening by far

Everton can realistically win the league this season

Lukaku is pace and power personified

Ehhh I suppose. But he's not really been used like he was at Lestah for City... I considered him more of a midfielder. But I concede that point. Either way, a proper out and out striker like Aguero is needed. I dunno who, really. I could rattle off a dozen potentially world class up coming 20-21 year olds or whatever.

Nobody yet because the window isn't over. For example. If Arsenal signed Tierney and Rugani or another CB, they'd probably have done it. If Spurs sign Dylaba and Le Celso, then them. If City sign a world class FW/potential, then they'll have simply due to covering their issues. Whether it is a 'major' improvement is irrelevant, but they'd have covered their worst areas.

Pretty much this. They won't be Top 4 challengers even with it, but they'd have strengthened their squad enough to justify winning it. Unless, of course, Spurs don't also signt hese players they're linked to.

Because mandzukich is clutch and is actually good. Non shit version of giroud

Who is the GOAT PL striker? Thierry Henry or Alan Shearer?

Chelsea

one operates as a defensive wingback, one operates as an attacking fullback

Kevin Phillips

WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUTWOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT WOODWARD OUT

Bayern. Hernandez is a steal

Peter Odemwingie

Chelsea

zlatan lad

back to the glory days of ossie ardilles and his 5-0-5 formation

A year ago Yea Forums made fun of his dribbling skill though. Oh and his first touch as well.

He's a shit black cunt with a bad attitude who gets fatter every time he misses an open goal.

Les Ferdinand

Drogba was the most clutch big game striker in PL history.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_f1N51Gv9c

Obligatory Deadline Day soundtrack

State of that black guys hair on sky

So are Spurs signing Lo Celso or Dybala in the end?

Dybala doesn’t like England

WHO COULD EVER LEAVE ME DARLING
BUT WHO COULD STAY

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>Going into the season with 1 left back and 1 right back
>Origi, Brewster and Shaqiri as our alternative front 3

*sigh* another 2nd place finish on the cards.

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>yfw lukaku beats higuains record and stops juves reign of terror all in his first season

He's like 16 stone and hates anyone questioning him, watch as he turns into Icardi 2.0 at PrInter

>our

Think Liverpool will regret not buying now while they're top of the world.

Dead thread

Gomez at RB and Milner at LB lad

All the Dybala and Bruno to Spurs rumours are just put out by agents to inflate their prices and they end up extorting Man Utd. Smalling/Jones won’t be sold and another CB won’t be brought in

Jesus is a poacher more than anything, that's 2 out and out strikers. And I don't know why you're calling Sterling a fw while leaving out sane who's looking less and less likely to leave, not to mention it's common for pep to rotate the squad a bit by playing a false 9 or something and utilize some midfielders that aren't guaranteed starters

Aguero

Dybala can't go to united because United has a club policy of owning 100% image rights of their players and dybala's image rights are a subject of a legal dispute between his former and current agent

climate change

>Arsenal have agreed an £8m deal with Chelsea to sign defender David Luiz on a two-year contract.

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Great signing for them desu

Oh, he's useless with the ball

So how are they gonna line up for the first game of the season? Is their back 4 seriously going to be AMN, Luiz, Mustafi, Monreal? Looks awful dezoo

Good enough to keep out Joelinton

I was talking about similar quality. Even though Liverpool and all the other teams have other forwards who can shore up the team in case of injuries, the case remains that they are not starters or can be counted on for goals.
Man City have enough squad flexibility to change up formation so that even if two of the front three are injured, they can move a few players around and still have a threatening attack.
Their midfield will find those through balls, and they will score goals. I think you're overlooking how influential david silva and KDB (who should stay fit this season) are to city's attack. KDB was injured for most of last season so it was up to the front 3 plus silva to get goals, but if he's fully fit then I don't see city having any problems getting goals

>We are delighted to announce the signing of 22-year-old Switzerland international striker Albian Ajeti from FC Basel! #WelcomeAjeti

>We

>West Ham have completed the £8m signing of 22-year-old Switzerland international striker Albian Ajeti from FC Basel.
Not confirmed yet but Dylaba to Spurs is 99% done. Arsenal's Nketiah to Lelds is nearing completion. City are few hours away from signing Scott Carson on loan.

Nah. Kolasniac - Sokratis - Luiz - Mustafi/AMN/Monreal. Dunno about Mavrapanos or Chambers either.

Rev up those meme deals.

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I suppose, but Brewster is one of those 'up-and-coming' players you can use in League Cup or in minor league games. Origi isn't as bad as people think. Who knows, they might surprise us with a shock buy.

Why do west ham buy shit strikers every year?

5hrs 15mins to go lads. Don't think >we are buying a striker.

Hoping for the next Michu tier performance and then selling him for £100m.

5hrs? Why did I write 5hrs. Fuck sake me. 7hrs.

>Sky Sports have reported that Sampdoria's Belgian midfielder Dennis Praet has arrived at Leicester’s training ground to undergo a medical and discuss personal terms over a proposed £18m move.
Good deal tbdesu.

why did >we sell Luiz, >our back line is bad enough as it is and I like him

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I don't know what Man Utd's plan is here. Apparently turned down Dybala, Fernandes and Eriksen. I understand we have Rashford, Martial and James which is a pacey exciting front three, but we need something different. What's the plan B? We should've bumped Pogba and taken a couple of players in exchange. I know it's not as simple as that but seriously does the team think the attack is good enough? I'm hoping the back four will be sorted and settled this year but I can't see a lot of goals. Shambles.

>only Newcastle rumour is linking them to a mediocre right back
FFS

Frank Lampard is a career long deep cover agent for Arsenal, clearly. Who'd have thought he'd sell the MIGHTY David '7-1' Luiz to Arsenal!? Disgrace! Lampard OUT!

Need a right back desu, Yedlin is crap.

>Steve Bruce
>right backs

checks out desu

If United don't replace Lukaku with another striker today it would be an absolute disaster. We cannot rely on Rashford, Martial, an injury prone and past his best Sanchez and academy graduate Greenwood if we want to be serious this season.

>Praet
really good deal for him , love the kid has potential to be a great element of the NT in the future

So you're saying a worse season than van Gaals? I highly doubt it.

Lads, imagine if Sanchez scores 30+ goals this season. Do you think Red Cafe would purge all the negative posts about him they said last season?

Yeah which is why it's a great deal, assuming it is legit. Literally any club in PL could have a use for him at some point. I assume there is a buyback/sell-on fee.

he was always very good for Chelsea and a cool guy and that's all I care about. also Frank seems to really like Zoomer too much and that's my only criticism of him so far but his IQ is far higher than mine.

>10 - David Luiz could be the 10th player to play a Premier League game for both Chelsea & Arsenal
You should be able to name the other 9, /trans/.

I quite like /trans/, lads.

>Lukaku to I get for 74mil

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I dunno, I Betr Cech

William Gallas, Cech, Ashley Cole. That's all I can think of.

Ashley Cole, Cesc Fabregas, William Gallas, Nicolas Anelka

That's all I got.

And Fibreglass and Anelka, forgot.

Lo celso doing his medical rn

yall really forgetting giroud, disrespectful

>
#thfc Told Juve may be contributing a lump sum for Dybala to leave, which has smoothed over concerns about wage demands. Still the image rights to untangle.
I don't get it, why would Juventus want that?

um Bruno Fernandes por favor

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Why does Switzerland have so many albanians?

Arsenal need to confirm Tierney and loan Rugani and they've unironically done pretty well. But they won't. State. Enjoy 10th.

Gallas, Cole, Cech, Fabregas, Giroud, Anelka. That's all I can do. Probably forgot a really easy one.

Jiroo

>forgetting Benayoun
pathetic

Mandzukic for £6m lad

How many goals will Pulisic score this season lads?

For me, it's pretending buying the Hair Mong will make a shit defence better instead of making it worse and the media pretending he's a good buy instead of a proper centreback that cost more than a packet of chips.

>muh chips

3

>Arsene Wenger had a whinge a few years ago so now the window has to shut before the season starts, putting English teams at a disadvantage in the European market

15

I didn't know that Wonga ran the FA.

twitter.com/goal/status/1159377500012720129

4

Ay ay ay caramba

>muh Europe

Theyll get fucked by FFP if they cant offload him

Cringe.

I really don't understand the logic behind it.

Liverpool signings when?

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We can officially start our 'I'm gonna miss /trans/' memes now

>Last quotes before disaster

Gonna miss /trans/ lads

They've already confirmed they won't be. Apparently pointing this out will make people reee.

So which excuse will he use this time lads? The wind? Brexit? The warm summer? What?

He got swept up in the fog of delusion hanging over Anfield

got to be honest lads, I'm going to miss /trans/

Realised due to my miscalculations earlier, Liverpools net spend is: -£883,008,000. Few more hours and I can fix it (again, not picking on Liverpool, just they're not doing any signings really).

>the big jumping off point for pulisics career is being managed by a managers first high profile job
well shit

Brewster and wilson might subbed on for a game or two here and there but I don't see them starting games. It just doesn't seem like something Klopp would do.

>lo celso, Dybala, ndombele and Sessegnon

Would be extremely happy with this transfer window if they all come off

>Wilson
Err...

When will Spurs stop being in denial and admit Kane is a fraud?

>wilson
Whomstive's?

Just a 6 season wonder mate

>turned down Dybala, Fernandes and Eriksen
Why do people think United are in the position to turn down world class players. They need reinforcements badly and they have money to spend.
>should've bumped Pogba
Who the fuck will buy Pogba, at his outrageous price tag? His performances in the premier league certainly don't justify it and the world cup is ancient history now.

The very second he signs for someone else

At least now you have a scapegoat when he fails.

If he gets close to 10, it would've been a good season for him

big if true

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if spurs don't win anything this season does kane finally realise he has to leave

This

They didn’t “turn down” any of them. They didn’t want to pay the money for Dybala and Fernandes and Eriksen only wants to go to Madrid.

Even though they spent 80 fuckin mil on Harry maguire. Absolute state of united

>panic buying David Luiz
>Arsekek

Just checked he got loaned to mememouth yesterday. Whoops

unironically kill yourself for having that opinion

Not interested in Fernandes, more like, and a leap of faith in yewf.

Funniest transfer of the window

Something in the 60s, idk

Why David Luiz?

He did play a few pre-season games so I thought maybe he's sticking around

Yugoslav war brought them.

>Tierney is out until end of the year, minimum

niel lennon at celtic said he doesn't know where that rumour came from, he's a few weeks away from rejoining training.

Blatant money laundering

tierney has played cb and rb when needed, he's waffly versatile.

Everton are silently building a top 4 tier squad and no one is noticing

Could realistically win the league

>

They can realistically win the league, lad.

ABAs typing out masturbatory fantasies at 4:29 in the morning. You hate to see it.

What are the chances of Wolves, Leicester and Everton to break into the Top 6?

>Everton are silently building a top 4 tier squad and no one is noticing

Things leafs say: episode 34

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Palace will be a tough nut to crack this season now they also have Mccarthy for midfield

Are you saying that they could realistically win the league?

If Everton sign Iwobi I can see them breaking the top 4 ahead of Chelsea, Arsenal and United

>Everton could realistically win the league

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Nketiah currently in transit to Leeds apparently

>Ian Holloway

Real Madrid is one signing away to win

A fraud? What about him is fraudulent?

Why do man united fans keep thinking their colours are yellow and green?

>Dybala is world class now he’s not going to united

Literally name a single good player they own. I’ll wait

He hasn't done it on a snowy evening in Rosklide m8.

Dybala is overrated, he's the Italian Lingard, and Fernandes is still a big unknown really.

Any of you lads tried the new spicy McNuggets? Just ordered 20

Pickford

Rooney

twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1159401277585051649?s=19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tottenham cucks blown the fuck out yet again

>Dybala OFF
>Juve decided not to sell

This is next level trolling

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Dybala is OFF apparently. Juve are such a troll.

What's he up to nowadays?

Rooney

Thank fuck.

Officially a snub.

>been here since 2012

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Did want Spurs to get through the day without a snub 2bh

What time does Jim White come on so I know when to turn off SSN
Ian Holloway right now

Oh no, how will we manage without Dybala. We only have one of the best strikers in the world in Kane and signed Lo Celso, Sessegnon and Ndombele. All is lost now all because Dybala isn't coming.

Dybala and Juve have wasted everyone's time this month.

Almost feel sorry for Sane. This injury has cost him so much money. Only on 90 grand right now. He's literally lost millions of euros due to a knock in a charity game.

Would Cardiff have stayed up if Sala had played?

Talking shit on Sky Sports News with some black bull he keeps patronizing. He just spent 2 mins trying to remember Rodri's name only to call him Jordi.

Not even the best striker in the prem, you thick Aussie idiot.

Fuming

Arsenal are going to decimate Tottenham now. Dybala was one change which would have made them better.

City will give him a new contract this season to bump his transfer fee tho

Just came out of the shower and with the window open I could hear someone playing when the saints come marching in on piano

Does this mean Dybala is actually happening?

You fucking serious? Kane is easily the prem's best, don't even start

Fucking newfag

>black bull
Not sure he’s a bull lad

>better than Aguero

pffttt...aha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arselel are dominating spurs by keeping their defence in the same if not worse of a mess than last season? Wew lad

Who /Deano/ here?

Hows deadline day, lads? ahahahhaha! hopefully united get Wazza and Ronaldo back! Aahahahahha. Sorted, innit?

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>dybala
This is like getting rejected for being below 180cm

Seething

Won't be anything near what he would have got. And he still has 2 years on his contract. No point paying a cripple who you're going to sell. Leave him on 90k and sell him for 50m next summer.

>SSN: “here we check the veracity of anything. We don’t want to put out any information that is not true or not correct.”

Kek

oh dear oh dear

>missing out on a signing because of fucking image rights
>football in 2019

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Richarlison is actually really good. Still can't believe he went to neverton..

This really has gotten to you guys. Don't worry you still had a good window

Spurs were actively pursuing Dybala and the interest was ended by Juventus only, but it's okay as Spurs don't even need him according to the fanbase.

Why are Tottenham leaving their business to the last day? Doesn’t it fuck with integrating them?

Sarri seems to have insisted on keeping Dybala

Fucking with Spurs beyond his EPL grave

Tierney sorts out their fullback issue, and Luiz is an improvement on Koscielny. The only thing that stopped them from winning the Europa league was the fact that they had no one who could attack on the wings. Idk dude I think they look pretty strong.

Lads. Liverpool have made the same number of decent signings as they have PL titles
0 (zero)

Did the same mistake when I was young too

Imagine being Dybala, being whored around and pushed to accept a transfer and the moment you accept it and decide to get on with it, Sarri says no.

Jesus effing christ

Who /hightest/ here?

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>jewve showing who the top jew is
Based if you ask me

Tierney is crocked. Luiz is a fucking joke

She's fat af, that's not high test

Fat c--lb-rn-r

>handing £25m to Celtic
Time to buy up all the best SPL players again.

>kane has twice as many golden boots as aguero does
>kane has a world cup golden boot
>kane has been in the PFA TOTY 4x, Aguero 2x
but somehow Aguero > Kane

Luiz has won more games against tottenham as a starter than tottenham have won trophies in the last 50+ years

When does spl window close? Not that anyone actually cares about Fulham

They'd have been even worse with a corpse playing up front

>0 (zero) major titles

AAAHAHAHAHAH

cope
He needs a good coach. He'd be banging 20+ goals a season under Pep/Klopp/Poch

>talks with Sessegnon hit an impasse

Jesus effing christ. Tottenhamfags on suicide watch

>Now told talks between Spurs and Fulham over Ryan Sessegnon have hit an impasse.
twitter.com/MirrorDarren/status/1159404385388158976

twitter.com/MirrorDarren/status/1159404385388158976

>"Now told talks between Spurs and Fulham over Ryan Sessegnon have hit an impasse"

oh no no no no no no

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Tbf I was suggesting he would be alive

Possibly, but you can't really say. Too many variables.

It's not.. it's not a double snub? On deadline day?

>Leaving everything to the last minute

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TOTTENHAM HOTSNUB

Yeah, because playing for Juve while they were shitting all over the entire league just isn't enough.

>mfw

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based hivemind

Sessengons an average winger turned into a poor fullback. Why is he so highly rated?

Is Eriksen staying?

2nd of September, plenty time to get some loanees in from League 2.

SEETHING

Because Spurs wanted him but now apparently he's gone back to being shit again, can't think why?

kek

Lukaku fails his medial
>too fat

>daily mirror

HTFC lad here, gonna be absolutely SEETHING if we lose Mooy to fucking Brighton of all teams on deadline day. What a shitshow.

pace, simple as

Did Tottenham even complete Lo Celso yet? They could end up with just Ndombele ffs

Juve gonna end up stealing Lukaku from Inter and pay the image rights for Dybala to go to United ahahah

not even a spuds fan. He just looked so poor in the prem.

/HTFC/ are signing Dybala lad
Paulo posts in /trans/ and the last 12 HTFC threads have convinced him

guys i miss watch SSN on deadline day.. theyre so far behind the internet now its not worth watching anymore....
WAAAAAAAAAA
also, six times la

Fucking world class post

Mooy is too good for the EFL.

Six what?

Times la'

Agreed. He’s s mid table premier league player

>CTRL+F "Aberdeen"
>0 results
We're never going to bridge the gap, are we?

times a lady?

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Lads. Why doesn’t anyone just sign Kante? How much would Chelsea ask? He basically solves your midfield. For example, how much better would united look with Kante in their midfield?

Sane's lost like 50k a week max, City have had a contract on the table for months. All he's lost is his leverage to ask for more

Six less goals scored than Man City last season.

guys since youre all zoomers, is there any SSN type show on the net where they basically follow ITK & twitter? I want to do shit and have it on the background.
t. boomer

I know that, but Brighton are shit. Could understand if he went to a decent team but not one that could very well be in the championship themselves next season.

>All quiet at Old Trafford

>Simon Stone

>BBC Sport

>It seems a while now since we confirmed Manchester United had agreed a deal with Inter Milan for Romelu Lukaku.

>The question since then has been whether United would be bringing anyone in.

>It's not entirely out of the question something will happen but as it stands, there will be no further signings.

>Marcos Rojo has been mentioned as a potential loan exit to Everton.

>Watch this space on that one.

bbc.com/sport/live/football/49195032

>lester not signing another CB
Yeah I think it’s time to drop their players from my fantasy team. It’s over for them

How do transfers even work?
Do teams just fax each other transfer offers?

Is that when they didn’t win the league AGAIN?

Far better outlook with Graham Potter in charge though.

Whatsapp

>Not what Manchester United fans will want to hear, but you can probably switch off for today. Incoming business very very unlikely barring a change of circumstance. Club focused on Rojo deal to Everton. Mason Greenwood likely taking Lukaku’s minutes in the first team.

Liverpool have NEVER won the Premier League so you'll have to be more specific.

Do fax machines still exist?

Because Chelsea can’t bring in a replacement so why would they ever sell unless it’s completely stupid money being offered? This would also anger the fans very much as well

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twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1159382622956658688

Yeah but I’m saying how much? £150m?

of course. there's a lot of paperwork. fax is the best method when you're dealing with clubs innother countries

NEW:

Distinguished company there.

They’ve never won the league? That can’t be right

New thing called email

Did you not see that De Gea deal a few years ago
SSN streaming live and free on Facebook from 12:00

>50k a week
That's 2.5 million a year. Likely a new contract if he was fit would be 200k per week. I'd say he's lost at least 5 million

shut up are you korean

You had 4 years to bridge the gap and did sweet fuck all