/hoc/

Marcus Kallionkieli
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

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will Kakko be the one who finally licks the bench?

>mfw Americans need a car license
Land of the "free" my ass

Haha, yes, imagine

Não precisa postar todo dia o seu perfil, Marquinhos.

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>Canadian police said on Wednesday they found two bodies which they believe are of the teenage boys charged with killing a university lecturer and suspected in the murders of two tourists in British Columbia.

Marcus Kallionkielie is numero uno, huehue

go away, Ray

she looks old af

>breaks 8
They didn't score 9.

Where tho?

thinking about qute doggies :-)

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My boy Shannon would NEVER do such things

come back with those goalposts

I noticed that too but didn't want to say anything.

she looks like should die during birth

I want you to get those numbers /hoc/

what about doggies that do it for free?

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for me it's a 1996 toyota corolla 1.3 XLi 4D

thinknig about finland

790 kilometres north of Winnipeg, 8 kilometres from where they found their burned out truck, 1 kilometer from where they found the boat and a bunch of their stuff on the shore.

also quite qute

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>jack pooghes

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>naive
I dont think that's supposed to be a positive trait

I'll get you these numbers

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

oof

The only gest that matter will be 1 billion and the 998, 999, 001 posts that come before and after.

>1 billion posts on Yea Forums and I've made 1/4 of them
Thank me for my service

I mean if everyone was naive the world would be better place.

describe the smell of your balls

thinking about norwegian qts

lads why do we have shadows surrounding our ass holes?

>Paul Marner's salary demands

this thread can only get better

this thread can only get worse

b&r

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new meme

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bretty gud

This girls is norge

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Looks like a man.

why is her shoulder so hairy?

fuck off, Ray

Um no she doesn't

Why does autoplay keep repeating real human bean and nightcall

might make some good posts

boobies

How about one of you fucks play a decent hockey match on cytube so we can watch

why don't you

we could watch the miracle on ice if anyone has it

pleb

technologically-and developmentally challenged

Cringe
F*nns are trying too hard

i'm off to the bed

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Happy birthday Sidney Crosby

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>One of the great things about Crosby, though, is that he handled himself as an adult from the time he arrived in Pittsburgh as an 18-year-old.
(x) Doubt

If we are here for gurl fan posting, then here's the average Flylel gurl fan.

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IM FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT

Yeah I think that kid already shot up a school somewhere here in Burger world already after this pic got spread.

That's not Carter Hart

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Stay with us for one more sip, please?

for me, it's a late night gym session

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for me, it's a late night bear session

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That would be so awkward, haha. Like, imagine someone being too scared and autistic to go to driving school, haha.

why did shero pick that jewish twink

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The hair looks like that of a 50+ year old woman, the wrinkles around her shoulders make her skin seem to look like a woman of that age as well.

>€100 euros for 100 beers
Thinking I should move to Finland.

what hockey related topic do you hockey loving fans want to talk about?
digits

Kakko

Should he have gone #1?
Do you think he plays more than 9 games in new york next season?
Do you think Kakko or Hughes will end having the better season?
How many goals and assists do you reckon he'll score?
What number do you think he'll wear in new york considering Boo Nieves already wears #24?
Where do you think the >rags will end up in the standings? If they don't end up in the playoffs, what areas are the most in need of improvements? (G/D/F/other)
What areas in Kakkos game are his strengths and what are his weaknessses?

I went to driving schools did all the things I would have to do and still dont. Too expensive, cars today are shit and I dont go anywhere but 5 mins away so I can just walk or ride a bike. Dont feel too bad, the only ones who drive now are the people who dont have anything interesting going on personally so they act as chauffeurs for their friends.

I love talking about how much Winnipeg and Winnipeg posters suck

Thats only what you say to make yourself feel better about being to poor fir a car

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i think i finally realized why this general sucks so much: too many people from finlande

>le overpaid breadman
>finnish winger bust
>meme 2nd pairing D-man
>no center depth
>no d-man really
>goaltending is old hank and a fucking bulgarian
lol

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not enough half brazillian half finnish posters, I agree

why have jewish people been expelled from so many societies bros??

(((coincidence)))

what are your unironic thoughts isles/a/nime guy?

People generally don't like it when people are more successful than them.

Damn I guess thats why people hate fennoswedes

Probably, Hughes is a manlet. I'm happy the rags got him tho.
Absolutely. They are expecting him to contribute right away.
Honestly, Kakko. They will be weighing on him more than the Devils will be weighing on Hughes.
20-30 would be nice.
Dunno yet, perhaps 42? Nieves probably doesn't make the team out of camp this year, but it would be rude to take his number.
7th-10th in the east. Won't know what needs improvement until we see the team play. The overhauled everything. Most likely D.
I don't know his strengths and weaknesses, I'd never heard of him until the draft lottery.

Aho > Kotka > Krappo > Bulju > Nashville Goaltendie tandem

Not that guy but it's like 80$ a year to renew your license, plus 100$ for plates, plus insurance. He's probably a teenager or early 20's that doesn't need to travel far.

gee bill, your gm let you have TWO finnish tendies??

Melnyk isn’t all that bad.

t. Nordiques fan

Just shit myself again lads

hot take: arizona coyotes

so what city should get a relocated franchise?

Thinking about plane tickets to go back and visit norge in Hardangerfjord.

Honolulu

Honestly I think kravtsov is gonna end up on the first with breadman and zibanejad.
Kakko will end up on the 2nd with chytil.
He'll be lucky to score 40 points in total. I think he'll end up with 15+20 total.
Tampa, boston, leafs, florida and probably montreal are all better in the atlantic division.
Washington, islanders, pens, carolina are all most definitely better than >rags. Flyers are probably better too, and depending on goaltending and if Subban decides to play well again, the devils could be better too.
That would make them about 9-12th best. They could potentially squeeze in and get the 2nd wildcard spot but I doubt it.
I didn't follow liiga this season but from what I've heard speed and playing in his own end are the two major points he could improve.

>be talented young man from loving family in small town
>hone skills in beautiful home country of racially homogeneous and culturally consistent equals
>come of age
>forced to live in multiculti metroplex of degeneracy in order to find greatest success
why would any euro unironically choose to live in North America?

Driving around the province again because I've decided working a "job" just isn't for me. Balls smell rancid right now. And if you get a chance,try the orange sorbet flavored coke. Delicious. Also. I'm NOT getting help now. I'm just gonna do things for me. Do what I like. I deserve this like laines his 8x11. We're talking about a back-to-back NHL cover athlete and his biggest fan here

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Have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=heJIbAqG9iM
Rocco - US of A
Nicky - Canada
Half-nekkid autist - Norge
Louis Theroux - me
Other cast members - Sverige

Drive into a truck please

Not sure if rude or based.

>the two canadian pusys kms
lame

youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
very high iq acting

Kravstov is in the same boat as Kakko. High expectations but unproven. People have been so focused on those two that they forgot about Chytil and Andersson. Realisticly those two have more pressure on them to produce than /krave/kakko do.

Chytil is suppossed to be a star too. But he has yet to prove himself as centre. Because he is literally 20 years old. Andersson hasnt at centre hasnt shown himself to be better than 3rd line. More is expected.

I would not be surprised if the 2nd line starts out as chytl - strome - kakko

guess andersshit shouldnt have thrown his medal into the crowd

So that's what? Probably 1000 a year to run a car excluding fuel. What are you fucking poor? A car is fucking essential for pulling pussy nowadays bro

>ragstov
>ragsko
>ragsnarin
>ragsmbers
>rags

>implying russian prospects

Is it even fair to expect Lias Andersson to play in the big league next season? I understand he played half the previous season up there, but 6 points in 42 games is fucking abysmal

the >rags traded stepan and raantta to the puppers to move up in the draft and pick that bust lmao

no, they wanted skelly. had to settle on andersson

to be fair, the guy had a pretty good d+1 season. There's no reason why he couldnt get back on track this season after having a meh second year

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thats pathetic in the AHL though

you sort of need to watch them play rather than just watch ahl boxscores to tell if he is really improving and learning from the mistakes he makes

agreed, but has anderson done changes to his physique this offseason?

You guys have to understand how shit the rags d was last season. Pionk, Gilmour, Claesson, shattenkirk, smith. All of those shitters are gone.

and who do they have now? Trouba isnt the save all answer

Here’s the upcoming plan for a 16 team expansion

>Pacific
Portland Evergreens
Salt Lake City Rockies
Fairbanks Frontiersmen
Coyotes moved back to pacific

>Central
El Paso Rancheros (supposed to be Mexico City but needed better economy)
Houston Cosmos
Nouvelle-Orléans Chasseurs
Kansas City Scouts
Saskatoon Boomers

>Atlantic
Quebec Nordiques
Havana Bombers
Orlando Alligators
Halifax Hounds
Atlanta Thrashers

>Metro
Hartford Whalers
Baltimore Kraken
Providence Werewolves
Sabres moved to Metro

>Also
Vancouver renamed from Canucks to Orcas

What’s going to be your favorite team? For me, it’s the Havana Bombers.

On a second thought either scrap Houston and arizona move or scrap Oakland to add the Honolulu Tsunamis

adam fox
that one black guy

For me it's the Halifax Hounds

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Sorry, El Paso, not Houston.

Also rags will not make the ploffs. Ruins and Habs in the WC

does that mean kitties at #2 or #3?

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Higher rated prospects, a couple of young players they have faith in, anchored by Trouba. Which is better than what they had last year. D is still the biggest issue with them and it remains to be seen how it works out, but at least they tried to address it, and are continuing to do so by going D heavy in the draft.

where do you reckon kreider ends up?

3

Stop breathing

trouba hasn't even proven himself either. a 30 point dman for years that out of nowhere doubled his production

de facto first line RW. He has proven chemistry with Zibanejad. de facto meaning he has the position unless one of these other kids outplays him for it. Traded by the deadline, regardless (Unless he is a huge factor in a legit playoff run) They can't afford what he is going to make in UFA.

So do the isles. I'd recon guys like dobson, wilde, salo and bolduc are better than miller, fox and whoever else the >rahs have

I'm ok with this.
Face the >laffs in the first round and perform a reverse-sweep to finally win a first round since the salary cap era

I was under the assumption that kreider is already gone everywhere but on paper

ok.

>be best wr in the nfl
>ruin your feet with frostbite
what did antonio brown mean by this

They just bought out Shattenkirk, but that doesn't really give them enough room to sign their 2 remaining RFAs and have any sort of cap flexibility during the season. They might still move him before the season starts, and avoid another season long issue like with zuccarello where you know this player is moving at the deadline, so you have that awkwardness. Who knows.

????????????

There something inside you,
It's hard to explain

[x] - Cringe
[ ] - Not Cringe

wrong thread, Tyrone

reeeeeeeal human bean

After doing a quick lookaround, I think the isles and bruins could be a decent fit for him as a rental. The bruins are kind of iffy though depending on what contract mcavoy gets. Avalanche could also be a decent option. Depending on where they place landeskog, place Kreider either on the first or 2nd line. (Dont think rantanens contract should prevent them from getting kreider)

sooo gms you gonna get off your vacation anytime soon and finish signing your rfas

sounds like a case of bad ice to me

still going

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It would be interesting to see him play with a guy like Kadri. The Bruins are always linked to him. But the Bruins are getting old and need to decide if they want to make one last run or start a rebuild. Kreider doesn't fit a rebuild.

ah yes, a fellow /nfl/ shitposter

Isles need a center more than a winger. Kreider could help out barzal given his speed though. Imo, isles could just give boyle a year contract and work on the 3rd/4th lines

well brassard is still available, he's probably not 2nd line material though. I only watched him for ~10 games this season though so maybe someone else can give you some better input on him.
A decent #2 centre seems to be a bit hard to obtain though.
spotrac.com/nhl/free-agents/2020/center/ufa/ could try your luck by trading for any of these (granlund and galchenyuk arent centres though)

Brassard has been passed around so often it isnt even funny at this point. Knowing LL, he wants the older men before a younger player assumes the role

pretty sure I had a comment about him being the town bicycle in the league somewhere. Guess I deleted it

Ottawa traded brass for ziba was straight up retarded. Brass has his chance with pittsburgh. But hes over the hill now. A fringe 3rd or 4th liner at best.

Yea he was worse than mediocre the few games he played for florida. Shame, he even stated in an interview that he wanted to keep playing for florida. I guess that's just the normal fluff every player says after getting traded somewhere.
Curious where sheahan ends up. He was actually pretty decent as a 4th c. I guess 4th C's are generally pretty expendable though.

Well, its worse considering that the sens lost a great player in ziba, but also got nothing in return since brassard just got traded in the end also.
4C's are expendable given their roles.

Will 2022 be the next big draft?
Matthew Savoie
Brad Lambert
Shane Wright
are the big names right now

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every year they say its going to be the deepest draft since 2003

Isn't the byfiels/lafienerre draft suppose to be a deep one?

Hello /hoc/ what are we mad at today?

finns.
Fuck f*nns

twitter.com/patriklaine29/status/1159137151566733313?s=21
HOLY SHIT GUYS LAINE CAREER OVER, WONT BE PLAYING FORNITE ANYMORE

user I...

Yes it is

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what video makes you think of a certain team?
niggerhawks for this one
youtu.be/A4qU6t1ZH24

wright and savoie only have a lot of hype now because of the exceptional status stories (wright granted, savoie denied). exceptional status is always going to gain a lot of hype but as we have seen with veleno it doesnt always work out. but i believe the q is much more likely to grant exceptional status than the ohl and whl.

Based. Big fan of daycruisers myself.

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lol, thought i was the only one who remembered Gillete. surprised some of her songs havent become memes.

First for the Bruins

i decided that i'll root for the Montreal Canadiens from now on

anyone wanna play apex with me?

pretty based

Have you told you're parents your gay?

hello fren

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LOVE the Wings dessoo

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whats wrong with being gay

what is your favorite episode of survivorman

thats not the vegas golden knight

Why I would love to play rocket league with you fren

Nothing, just curious

the one where the w*men get rekt by the Men

i dont have that one :(

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what if you shave your ass, is it gay

>back to back chel covers
Laineation, we did it!

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They're just building him up so that his fall will be that much more spectacular.

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that's a different show

I shave my balls. I'm a virgin

nothing wrong with this

it would be more gay to shave somebody elses ass

I just like the way it feels to tug a naked dick, you know?

Being a faggot is never ok.

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good lad

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they're talking about you boy, but you're still the same

where, lads??

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berta premium, lads

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really heavenly feel

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off to watch anime

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keep projecting homophobes

When do you think the moderators will begin monitoring /hoc/ again??

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> reply to a tripfag
> even once

Wanting mods, go back faggot

If I could suck my won dick.... .... ...

Who said I want them to?

F

do you rinse your rice before cooking it?

...

why do I keep getting hitler dubs? I swear these are my 6th or 7th ones these past two days

I throw my rice in the pot before the water even

how do you make your 'ghetti not stick together? I remember reading there was some sort of "trick" you were supposed to use

>fry onions and garlic in olive oil
>add rice to pot and mix around / cook dry for a minute
>dump in chicken stock
>add bay leaf
La la. Unless I'm doing rice and beans then I'll add the beans before the stock and ill only use half stock + half coconut milk

>La la

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shut the fuck up you non-hockey related posting retarded retards

>playing mass murder simulators
You cucks don’t actually do this, so you?

huh? GTA is a fun game

Mods are even bigger faggots than trips
No one is projecting you weak sorry excuse of a defense for faggotry. In fact I used to be accepting of fags lifestyle choices, but they are all degenerate pieces of shit that will stab you in the back or they are flat out mentally unstable. Yes they need therapy, but they all need to be removed from normal society and "acceptance" is only making our nations worse. The ONLY reason they are even accepted nowadays is because something worse has come along, trannies.

>hockey is the best sport in the world and isnt for fags and trannies.

I'm sorry, is there hockey on? Only hockey news of note since the draft is laine making NHL cover (again)

>bracket is a good trip
I didnt think it was true until this

>94670129
You're gonna have to try harder than this

>t. taggot or tranny

Give me a name, /hoc/

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all me

What a hockey player (or fan) does off the ice (or stand/couch) is no business of mine. Hockey is for everyone, and that includes men (and women/non-binary people) that like buttsex.

what chinkpad is that?

If they're keeping it to themselves you'll never know. If they expose it fuck em to death.

fuck off brock

Except hockey players off ice behavior affects on ice performance and team chemistry.

thinkpad 450s. the sticker got rubbed off by 4 years of my sweaty wrists

oh neat. the t440p is basically my dream chinkpad. Using a x220 atm but whenever in the future I feel like upgrading I'll definitely get myself a t440p

>Why yes, I use a think pad. How did you know?

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KILL a f*nn on your way to work tomorrow

Team chemistry is a meme. Just play hockey.

gays are okay. don't like trannies though

my nigga im Deepin yo momma pussy rn XDDDDDDDD

>he's going to work tommorow
Have fun wagie. I'm gonna take 2 naps before the Bombies game

youtube.com/watch?v=CsHiG-43Fzg

We all know you have a job Sam

hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/why-dont-i-like-jack-hughes.2675453/

I just want hockey to start again

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star wars finland dub is very NOT good! sad!

youtu.be/sqwOh7szldA

thats not the real version
youtube.com/watch?v=jz7yROO2J78

Norge I thought you were cool...

PERKELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Prime example of what I was talking aboutm

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name one smart f*nn

>hes still a homophobe in 2019
yikes. have (gay) sex incel

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okay so someone spell this out to me...

say i'm a fan of a team (let's just say it's the mild)
now, 10 years go by and the team trades away player after player, couple coach changes and so forth
in the end, the only thing left of the team i held so dear is the logo

now, am i actually a hockey fan if a drawing means so much to me??

really makes you think
*sips*

temu salami

letting some guy face fuck me was the best thing i ever did.

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Imagine using a tripcode

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>am i actually a hockey fan if a drawing means so much to me??
definition of /lifelong/

>TBG is spamming shit again
Looks like it's bedtime.

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Boom bitch

reminder

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mannerheim

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Not exactly. I'm taking some time off to at the very least sober up.

why didnt this get more (You) votes??

Love Sweden, Russia and Usa
Hate finland and Canada

Give me (You)s or theres a legitimate chance I'll have a mental breakdown

I'll wait for the next mental breakdown t b h

wouldnt want that

>94670709
What If I want that to happen?
Make sure to post updates here.

eat pussy

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give a bj already femcel

(You). mental health is a serious issue and should not be taken lightly

>garish make-up
>dyed, overly-straightened hair
>shit taste in clothing
>duck lips
Shall continue holding out for a non-thot, thanks.

*dies a virgin*

>almost 4 billion women on the planet
>every one of them is a thot
What a grim perspective to have.

>isn't a virgin
>dies anyway

>eyeliner under the eyes
Thots have to learn that this isn't a good look.

>having eyes at all

Thots are too stupid for things like "learning."

this picture is from 2009

>existing

It's become quite the painful experience desu

smoky eyes were pretty popular

that's 2 strikes, norge

>being wrong
why must you do this, it makes it so hard to defend you

>implying all the people
>implying there's no heaven

>be fat spic from analslime
>have obese wife who fucks black lads
>shitpost on /hoc/, where he isn't welcome
really hope bracket dies soon lads

How do you deal with existential dread /hoc/

your strikes are approximately your wife's weight in pounds

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Thank you. Laineation stands together

Hi fren.

Go to church.

drink

Create my own worlds that I like better.

Lads where do you rate the CHADthers next season

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by posting random fragments of thoughts on /hoc/ and being content that they don't receive (you)s

20th overall

7/8 in the shitlantic

I never asked for defense m8.
>not mexican
>not obese
>wife hates niggers more than I do
Imagine being wrong about literally everything you post
>2 lbs
You need to go back to health class
Theres the good norge poster

All 3 of us are good boys.

Jets Panthers NHL bowl 2020

Rawn is the best tho but hes also my fren from cytube so I know him better.

o-oh...

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Recently I started keeping a text file journal thing. I often just open it and write streams of consciousness stuff, or other things I fancy.

The other day I tried coming up with cool band names.

>johnny two-tone and the groupthinks
>richard nixon and the kitchenettes
>otis spunkmeyer and the mctwigs
>space enema
>Mickey Spuck and the channel 4 band
>the black burritos
>georgia o-keefe and the rooftop burp-a-thons
>potato magnet
>Horatio and the hardly-knew-ye's
>OVERCAST
>samuel mclellan and the brisket boys
>Wolstonecraftwerk

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Does it look like this

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I would listen to the fuck out of OVERCAST.
I'm hoping for some kind of electronic / rock / orchestral mash-up.

>tfw i have two great bandnames set aside for a punk/grind band, and a full on garage rock band, but still no good name for my solo singer/songwriter projet

>georgia o-keefe and the rooftop burp-a-thons
This one is the best.

OVERCAST is unironically a great name.

youtube.com/watch?v=YePpuaIi8c4

When does classic start? Thinking about a cheeky warlock.

august 27th

Very nice. That'll be after I get back from vacation.

lol they were all supposed to be funny names/ironic. But everything goes in my existential diary so I write whatever comes to mind.

here is an earlier entry, from July 31st.
~
the 31st

the world is my oyster.. AND YOU'RE LIVING IN IT.
the world is my oyster and others are just living in it

been getting muscles quickly since i've been eating a fuckton since mom came.
won't last, never does. there's a fly walking around my darkened room and on my screen. oh, there it is now ------------------------------------------------>
now its gone.

>fatshit spicnigger keeping tabs on all the sissy foreign boys he watches anime with
Are they dark enough for your wife lad?

A fren that got left behind..

Those churches are really nice, but rare.

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be sure to join the actual /hoc/ guild and not the fake /hoc/ guild

Fuck off, Sam.

Walking around yesterday was nice. It was an agony every step, sweating and staining my mind. Very sad and decrepit toothless woman tried to ask me for a cigarette as i walked passed. what came out of my mouth was very condescending but unintentionally so. awkwardness slightly alleviated by the mentioning that i dont smoke. good, she says. indeed it was.

>now its gone

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY

youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

>the fremont on the right, in the thumbnail
used to get beers there every lunch break when i worked downtown. used to go with a lad named mike who kys himself a couple years back.
i also saw the flaming lips many years ago with my then gf. she was asian with small perky tits and a waxed butthole and pusy.

RIP Mike
Why'd he do it

>having a dink gf
hella fucking grim

apparently he was wasted drunk and hit a parked car while driving home from wherever. he did the ol' hit and run, but someone caught his plates and gave it to the cops. the fuzz showed up to his apartment a short time later, and instead of dealing with the hit and run/dui, he grabbed his pistol and blew his brains out instead, right in front of his roommate.

awhim away awhim away awhim away awhim away awhim away awhim away awhim away awhim away

youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

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No fren left behind m8
I just dont get on steam alot anymore
Ooooooheeeeeooohhhohhhh

Good night boys. I trust you to have a new thread ready when I return.

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i've got one ready to go already mate, just waiting for 500

>hating based binland
Very grim

my lard of a brother ate 4 slices of a pizza I paid for when I only got two, /hoc/

I don't care anymore if my parents are broke and have no food desu, I'm never buying food for him again

>94671105
Fuck up janny cunt

he's a growing lad mate

Yeah, growing out, not up

watching nxt lads

Islanders arena final approval set for tomorrow
twitter.com/candiceferrette/status/1159248390909321216?s=20

is existential dread being worried that your life has gone to shit or worried that you're losing grip on reality aka derialization?

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who? i want to schniff

Bit of both for me

she's ugly don't do it

I'm just focused on being the best sports fan I can be at this moment. Sticking to your hockeys, your football's, reading a lot of books. Building a philosophy of "if I can relate it to sports, I can do it" which means
>only drink on game day
>only smoke when I'm sore and my body needs to heal

sometimes i scare myself by thinking too deep into what is consciousness and reality at night before i go to sleep but that's about it

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Just don’t drink in the house (except holidays) and give up smoking entirely. Anything less and you’re a casual loser.

>giving up alcohol
>giving up tobacco
>giving up drugs
>giving up gambling
Absolute weak pussies.

This post screams white trash

>white trash
>coming from the frail thin haired faggot who sits naked in a hot room with other lads
Don't ever @ me again.

>being stupid enough to start any of those things in the first place
Even weaker.

lol white trash

Incels.

cumbrained undisciplined dopamine junkie

I'm volcel actually

business idea: bring back the involuntary mental institutions and put all of the alcoholics, druggies, gamblers, incels, and sunbelters in them

based, same
imagine unironically not saving yourself for marriage

I said I'm taming the beer and pot. I didn't say I'm giving up gambling. Let's not get ridiculous

>literally throwing your money in the trash for a quick dopamine rush
unironically have sex

>"ice" hockey

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Good idea
>t. Alcoholic druggie incel

Says the guy jonesing for his (You) fix

>implying sex is free

>dude lets let all the crazies out lmao
what was his fucking problem?

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N

Big dic /cric/ in the house

Ever since I had sex I stopped getting random boners and thinking about sex. I feel rejuvenated. I have other life goals to go for now

What's a dic?

>Igor Ozhiganov: It's so different overseas.When you get to a lockerroom it seems all the players are ass-lickers that just wait for a coach to come to lick his ass.They always run to him, laugh of his jokes,make up to him. In Russia nobody'd talk to such a player.

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/cric/ is a literal mad house. Imagine being Indian bros. Walking through poopie streets to scam boomers over the phone in hopes you can win tickets to go watch mahinder jagdeep swing the wicket into one of those filthy rivers? No thank you

I only (You) countries in the top 15 of IIHF world rankings.

Based Ruskies just beat the shit out of the cuck coaches. Why are they so based?

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I only (you) high quality and informative posts about interesting subjects. Needless to say that I've never used the direct reply function in /hoc/.

will the uk ever develop a nhl player? even france has managed a few.

Perlini counts

youtube.com/watch?v=4ncqvLktdT8

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India Chad's have a high population because of all of the sex going on. Foreign concept to hockey fans.

hey /hoc/ guess who i am
*gets autosaged for the billionth time*

94672004
learn how to read retard

God damn it feels good to be white.

>india chads

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/cric/ hasn’t been autosaged in some time. sure would be a shame if something happened to them....

I honestly don't even understand what you have to do to get autosaged.

is he talking about matthews or marner?

The better question is, who cares if they do or not?

...

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laughing at /cric/

nathan walker was born in wales

based hecking /cric/

grim yikesing /hoc/

Not thinking about /cric/ at all

What's the equivalent to getting autosaged irl?

auto sage THIS

*ear shattering fart noise*

Posting on Yea Forums and 4channel.

Deep thinking isn't scary. The scary part is realizing nothing will get better.

>/cric/

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One of your mates asked us /cric/ bros to post here to improve post quality.

Well I'm here, so start sucking

>Hockey? No thanks my friend im more of a cricket fan.

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For me, it's Finnish metal
youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

I only post on 4channel Yea Forums and Yea Forums [s4s]

>poorfags trying to tell others they suck
Russia is full of poor, retards who gives a shit what they think? I visited there once and loved tersely Chicagoan and Cleveland ghettoes are cleaner and less violent.

Not with that attitude it won't

/cric/? more like archived after janny laid the smackdown on their asses

What are /hoc/'s favorite podcasts

Was asked to make “the post” here.

think something may be wrong with my eyes

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I don't listen to podcasts since I'm not a liberal blowhard

business idea: purchase /cric/ and use it as toilet paper for /hoc/ mountain

>liberal blowhard
based /pol/cel

Looking good mate

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If the question doesn't apply to you then don't fucking address it, attention whore.

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Lose some weight bud.

What's that smell?

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watching hard knocks lads

When I accidentally go to the catalog instead of straight to hocgeneral.com I like to pick a random thread and a random post and call them based retard. It's how I give back to Yea Forums since not all of them can be /hoc/ chads

In the Addams family, are they all just weirdos, or are they supernatural and shit?

Based based retard poster

you have a beautiful soul

>blots
imagine they do bounce back lol

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I hope you'll all have a nice day, regardless if you'll be working, studying, neeting or just sit in a boat on a calm lake and do some fishing

New bumble match is a cutie. Thin, 5'2, into fashion

>fashion
>not fishing
yikes

holy fuck you might have done this to me

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/cric/ owns /hoc/ until you get yourself a sticky

I just did the kaep thread. I like to pick from minimum page 4 and lower

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And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn
Rejoice every time you read the words of my post, just know that
I'm lookin' down on you smilin'
And I didn't feel a thing so /hoc/, don't feel no pain, just smile back

who's the lad that's always getting /cric/ autosaged?

sebbo is loose in /cric/ again, you need to come and reclaim him

fatcunt aka poo peeland's mum

sebbo

this grim specimen

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>their group
grim

Come make /cric/ your bitch in the Yea Forumserb Owl. If you sign up I'll make sure you're matched up in the bracket.

i thought he mostly posted in /cric/. is sebbo really a /hoc/ poster?

TWAIN we get it. I would sign up /hoc/ nut /nhl/ is already in. Redundant much redundant. But, why the fuck not

don't know where he's from
don't know what his endgame is
just want him gone pure and simple nothing more to it

more of an algernon cadwallader guy meself

whoops thought this was /cric/ haha

big fan of the entire 00s/early 10s scene

reckon he needs a catchers glove

same m8

>fat
>retarded
>ignorant
>irritating
>virgin
He ticks all the boxes for being a /hoc/let

What am I missing? Did he mean conference or division? Team maybe?

there were no groups it was a round robin

There can be groups in round robin you absolute fucking mong

it was a single round robin

shan't be engaging with you further

I look forward to your furious damage control, which I will not be reading

Proxy off blubbo

/curl/

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>reddit spacing
>admitting defeat
>repeating the same tired schtick from a year ago which wasn't only the last good post made by /cric/, but the only
I don't want you reading my posts anyway. Fuck up

have a feeling you are on a calm lake doing some fishing

He said he isn't going to read your reply mate. Also why are you so Angry

reckon the daring synthesis needs a comeback lads

/croc/ when?

Just woke up, wow it's a nice morning

huomenta

never, do you want piles of shit just sitting around all over the place?

did you dream of kakko?

Yeah because after I knock the /hoc/lets unconscious we'll stack your bodies into piles

worked 32 hours these past two days
i am pooped

you've never been a fight have you? be honest

The next step in my master plan? Severe sleep deprivation. Dad's going to bed in 30 and ill start up a fresh pot of coffee

Lmao thats fucking nothing stupid little baby i worked 33 pusy

i haven't worked in two years and two weeks.

What is August 8th like?

Just checked out like 12 different boards and they all fucking suuuuck. Some of them, God only knows why they fucking exist. /toy/? /n/? Unnecessary. /hoc/ is literally the only morsel of the entire nexus of "chans" worth the dirt under my nails

Don't shit on my /n/. I like having a place to sperg out about trains and buses and trolleys.

/hoc/ and /ck/ is basically all i browse on this SHIT site. They have a fucking origami board on here

what about /po/

for me, it's /hoc/ and /m/

For me its these boards

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for me, it's
Yea Forums
Yea Forums
Yea Forums
Yea Forums
/vr/
Yea Forums
/his/
/x/

/toy/ helped me identify some shit I was selling at a yardsale a few years ago. They're cool in my book.

>Yea Forums

The last good /cric/ poster post was the one BTFOing K*ppers

Sure are a lot of idiots itt.
I think we can all agree my lightning were by far the best team in the league last year and fell due some once in a lifetime fluke.
This year we are the sure favorites. Except for you idiots here sleeping on us.
Fucking dweebs

Yea Forums does have some good threads every now and then.

there were a couple good ones during the season desu. generally don't mind /cric/

94672802
terrible false flag

just turned on some rick and morty

499

>500
Any thread after this is late. /hoc/ is dead forever

ny/uutiset
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