Kylian Mbappé arrested in France after running at 240 kms/h

“I made an almost irreparable mistake”
he said

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please laugh

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worse than germans

arrete la villageoise à 8h du soir

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sacre blue

hon hon hon baguette

what law did he break?

This post raised a smile.

that vignasse is better than 99% of american wine desu

240kms/h = 0,06667 km = 66,67m
he didn't run that much

I thought it was kind of funny with the reference to hazard

kms/h is not actually a unit.
So not only did you fail to make me laugh, you also made me think you're an idiot.

>kms/h
>kilometersecond per hour
>240 kms/h=240/3600 km
so he ran about 66 meters?

truly the wine of the greats

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kilometers per hour

Jesus i thought German humor was bad

you invented SI Units france, you better know how to use them

go to school, Pierre-Mohamed, it's denoted km/h

I'm not OP, he obviously made a mistake

mistakes are verboten!!

so this... is the power of Yea Forums...

was the big bang a mistake?

oh come off it. I'm sure you've tried enough to know.

I copy pasted the title from reddit. not my fault

Kill yourself

kek

h-haha :P

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Baed

*basde

for fucks sake

This was funnier than the joke

hmmm

Hoho

I found this post funnier than this one actually.

funny, based and redpilled. here's a (you)

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>I made an almost irreparable mistake”
why though
ok, but only if it's with you :3

What is going on in Egypt

stop jerking off, faggot

Quite good!

LOL, brilliant joke.

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Absolutely fantastic levels of German autism here, i can always trust a kraut to also pick up on the
>kms/h

are you sure about that?

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk muito bom

This was amazing, keep it up anan

user...

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kek

Funny but you won't get it if you don't know about Hazard

Based Germany bailing this thread out

cringe thread
kys

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nice, very good joke

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I feel like I just watched a mime.

ajajajaja

There. Have a nice day fellow frogbro.

Shit taste

No one is built for sprinting.
I just ran on a path in the bushes this morning and i just realized.

I passed near a field whom the owner didnt cut the grass since the winter, even if you remove the rocks, the holes and the leveled ground, (the field was level and probably without too much holes) all those things which dont happen in nature, the grass was still so fucking dense, atleast 50-60 cm tall, and there was so much thistle and wierd looking herbs, i thought " how the fucking hell are you supposed to run through this mess?"

i'm not even talking about the lacerated calves, but the fact that you wouldnt even go fast by running with high knees

and im talking about france, not the jungle