Proof Americans would dominate at soccer

You say that just because American athletes are more physically strong it doesn’t mean they’d win at soccer.
But then you also say that the USWNT, despite being phenomenal tactically and skillfully, will get destroyed by 15 year old boys because they’re physically inferior.
So, physicality is clearly King in soccer. In this comparison, Americans are the 15 year old boys, and the rest of the world is women.

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yikes

Is what the rest of the world is saying in fear of the AMERICAN BVLL

Our goalkeepers are already considered bretty gud desu. So if we brought someone over from apehoop like LeBron (or an absolute UNIT that could physically block the entire goal crosswise) just think of the possibilities

>women have better skills and tactical knowledge than 15 year old boys
Go on, tell us another one

our main issue is that we overlook anyone that isn't a 6-footer. why do you think we have no spics on our USMNT despite them becoming the new majority?

>physicality is clearly King in soccer
>an absolute UNIT that could physically block the entire goal crosswise

that's not how FOOTBALL (FUTEBOL PORRA) works

>(or an absolute UNIT that could physically block the entire goal crosswise) just think of the possibilities
I always wondered why nobody has tried this in hockey. Imagine plopping a 750lb goalie between the pipes. Probably would put 1996 Hasek to shame

they can't even beat us, now imagine being dominant lmao

I now remember Brad Guzan