Eternal Arsenal Thread

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she's THICC

Reminder that Luiz kept your beloved Lacashite and Aubumewank quiet in EL final

#AFC have suggested a fee of £40m to sanction a deal for Iwobi and it is even possible, but unlikely, that Everton may try to sign him as well as Zaha [
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Can't fucking sleep b cos of this bullshit

Upamecano may come in a years time supposedly

35m+5m in incentives is doable surely, its not like Iwobi will ever hit any of them anyway

Fuck iwobi off, Zaha in, simple as

>Holding, Chambers, Luiz, Sokratis, Upamecano, Saliba

Too many CBs

Can't think of a Chelsea centre back that is less appealing than Luiz

>Chambers
Suarez turning him inside out reminded me of that Swansea winger who fucked him up the same way, he can't defend at all.

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jefferson montero

That blame lies more on Wenger for leaving on the pitch to get turned over every time Swansea attacked.

Chambers can easily be sold for 20m+ in the market however Holding, Sokratis, Luiz, Monreal isn't much good at CB

Modou Barrow

>b-but he’ll come good
lel N E V E R

when jewmaican wakes up tomorrow

>arsenal signs tierney for 25 mill + bonuses
>arsenal sign david luiz for 15 mill (sum paid next summer, chelsea dont need money now)
>ngubu from leipzig signed for 55 mill + smith rowe on a permanent deal, no buyback clause
>iwobi sold to everton for 40 mill + bonuses
>arsenal sign Zaha for 70 mill + bonuses
>Ozil gets loaned out to DC for 2 years, DC pay his wages and give us 5 mill in loan fee.

-----------Leno
--Bellerin--Sokratis--Luiz---Tierney
------Ceballos----Torreira
--Pepe--------Ozil-----Aubameyang
--------------Lacazette

Yeah, im thinking we got our arsenal back

el oh el

>mfw

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a man can dream

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i want to believe, but i dont see more than 2 of those happening

which two?

forgot about Coutinho m8

first two

We should simply sign Lascelles.

Wish we could give Leipzig Ozil

that would be based

id take that desu, especially considering how the window started. only shame is that it wouldnt reassure me 100% that we will get CL

jewmaican isn't going to sleep that much

>arselel is playing newcastle and liverpool away THIS MONTH

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>KIERAN TIERNEY is on his way to Arsenal after they finally agreed a Scottish record £25million deal with Celtic. [@scotsunsport]

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he's fucking INJURED

Cant wait to see a tweet about spotting tierney limping into London Colney

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when was the last time Arsenal had two fullbacks that could cross? Cole and Lauren? sagna and clichy?

dude ist like what ? 23 or 24 and already >our next Wilshere. FUCK off.

>first media encounter with him in London is him wheelchairing out of heathrow

TRANSFER NEWS
BREAKING

@CelticFC
and
@Arsenal
agree a fee for the transfer of Kieran Tierney - the Scotland left back is on his way to London, and is expected to sign a deal ahead of tomorrow’s 5pm EPL deadline

More on
@SkySportsNews

So, when he gets fit, he'll cover for Holding when he gets injured again? That way we always have an extra CB.
Pretty smart move.

Clichy couldn't cross

>fullback who can also play as CB
is it just me or this kind of red flaggy

I didn’t realize we had two Norwegians in here

Emery rates him as he already said in his conference he'd only sign players that would improve arsenal. Kieran is surely a first team player

Oh shit Real madrid in for Neymar

>Kieran Tierney is (finally) set to be an Arsenal player. Deal agreed with Celtic, five-year contract - should he pass his medical.
>should he pass his medical
isn't he injured?
monreal and sagna could play cb

>fullbacks who can play as centerbacks as well
Makes me nervous if the guy ever plays as LCB in a back 3

no, wankinac and montreal wont play. it will be tierney sokratis new cb bellerin, simple as.

Clichy was shit
He could only go fast

Looks like another insecure Synthol abuser. Many such cases. Sad.

>Sky Sports: Barcelona midfielder Philippe Coutinho has turned down a loan move to Spurs

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Also Jenko and Gibbs. Unfortunately they couldn't do much else..
Norwegians are anglophile as fuck

Good luck to him, hope he stays injury free.
Future Arsenal captain in!

He wants us.
RAUL

... tierney, upamencao (or luiz), coutinho and zaha in? lads..

uhm sweaty there are 3 actually xx

Keep forgetting about ceballos
Think he might have the most forgettble season

...

people arent hyping as much because he isnt our player, he is here on loan from real madrid and will go back next season. i think he will do good, from the little i saw he has the technique, speed, vision, dribbling and pace that the midfield has missed.

Coutinho seems like a lite-version of Fabregas.
>be loved in your english team
>fuck off to barca
>rot on the bench
>p-please t-take me back
>liverpool don't
>arsenal GAZUMP tottenham
>arsenal win the league 2020/21

>scotland only have 2 good players
>they're both left-backs

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I rate Koala.
Besides I believe this signing is mainly a deepening of the squad, so that, in any case, >we don't end up with a hole in the squad.

mfw when this happens

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>Scotland only have 2 good players
>neither are healthy

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Like that Barca boy from last season?

Ceballos already looked way better desu

Sure, but the Barca Whatshisface was more hyped, so it equals out.

D. Suarez is not even close to as good as Ceballos. Please do not compare the two despite similar circumstances of arrival at Arsenal

your point being?

>comparing kids from the Barca academy to the Real academy

Was the £45 Mil transfer budget just a ploy to get cheaper transfers?

why would you reveal how much money you have if you're in the market to buy?

>ceballos is real academy

That we should wait for them to actually play and only then rate them.
Ceballos might be looking good 'on paper', but when it comes to real life, there's a billion things than may not work out of him and about as many that can make him the GOAT.

Ballerina is Barca academy product, innit. Wasn't Cesc too?
Ceballos would have big shoes to fill if I was doing that.

Do we have any hope going into this season?

yeah, it' didn't work

unless you're a literal retard

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It's done

yeah he is Real academy, just the other one :^)
their academy has been in shambles for a couple years now. Everyone fleeing and Barca lost future Nipponese Messi to Real

One man never lost faith

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You, of all people, Kim, should know that all you need to pass an Arsenal medical is a pulse.

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Chelsea defender David Luiz is set to join Arsenal before the transfer window deadline, Sky Sports News understands.

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Not as good plus Suarez arrived injured and strained himself.

biscuit cunt piece of shit

They didn’t have much more then that though.
Installments are being heavily utilised this season, the club are literally betting the next few transfer windows for this window.
No CL next season and the club will have literally nothing unless it sells players.

How much have we actually spent though?

20m on Pepe this summer
Not much on Saliba yet I imagine
Let's say about 10m for the Ceballos loan
Peanuts for Martinelli
I imagine Tierney is going to be staggered payments as well.

That on top of the shit we've managed to offload

So I don't think 45m is actually that far off the mark.

>their academy has been in shambles for a couple years now
spain just won u19 euro with 9 barcelona academy players
pls stop parroting everything you read in marca

Ceballos has already played a good number of minutes against Barca the other week. I’m not rating him and already deeming him a good loan and a great player since the season hasn’t begun. But in what we’ve seen from Ceballos he was literally the best player in an Arsenal shirt against Barca. Probably has the best technique at Arsenal right now as well, which says a lot. Suarez at no point for Arsenal looked like he was the best Arsenal player on the pitch the little time he did get to play for Arse. Ceballos has already been essentially our best player on the pitch with like one game played. That’s all I’m saying, I have higher hopes for Ceballos

Oracle has spoken

>Arsenal will NOT go for Coutinho and are in advanced talks to finalize the signing of Kieran Tierney! #AFC #Arsenal #transfers
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Its still true
Arsenal isgetting throught the window through loans and installment plans.

Chelsea were awaiting on a formal offer from the Gunners, with the north London club hopeful of securing Luiz for as little as £5million given he is 32-years-old

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>future Nipponese Messi
Reminds me of our own. Where did he go?

Oh. This the reason he wasn't being given enough chances?

>local TV confirming David Luiz's rumours
DONE DEAL LADS!

true, reminded me of wilshere for a moment

Based Raul getting shit done. He's done more in a few months than that fucking bald wanker Gazidis did in a decade.

at least its a reasonable price

Weak willed wastrel

Ceballos will stay at Arsenal if he performs and likes it
Real will be chasing Pogba still and will need the cash to cover their outlay this summer
Kroos and Casemiro aren't going no where

An inside source has revealed it'll cost as little as £5mil, with an add-on clause for all of Arsenal's dignity once the deal is done.

based

So how would David Luiz fare at Arsenal? I know we can meme about 7-1 and all his other aggressive stopper mishaps, but surely someone who has played for the teams he has for so long, he can’t be bad? He seems to be quite comfortable on the ball and is a good option to pass out the back under a high press from opposition forwards/AMs

doubt, he asked madrid to not put a buy option on his loan

I guess its still better than starting Mustafi

Lads the chelsea fans are laughing at us, what do we do?

>he can't be bad?
You've seen him play, right? If you thought Mustafi's blunders were bad, you've seen nothing like Sideshow Bob.

Fair.
I hope it turns out best for >us too, just being more cautious right now.

Results of a medical be waived by the clubs higher ups if it is deemed an important enough reason.

The same cunts who had him for years, fucked him off, then begged him to return? Them Chelsea fans?

take it

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meant to reply to this

sometimes he looks world class
other times his blunders are comical, like monty python comicals, chelsea was a chad club and managed to keep their heads up despite his errors, but at Arsenal....yeah, it's going to be one funny season
based Obama likes 'em fat

Don't see it more than covering for Kościelny's "older, experience player to help the younger ones getting on level and eventually filling in some less important games duty" role.

>inb4 he starts in the first game of the season
I'd be pretty upset.

but but he is good in football manager!

How many bongs left in the transfer window?

18 bongs and 20ish bings

>Only new CBs are David Luiz in for Koscielny
Don't even like Koscielny since he was shit but oh boy

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yeah they've spent a pretty penny on him
still its funny

I'd take Sokratis over the complete mercenary retard Luiz.

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perez said they will talk about it closer to the time

David Luiz just wants to team up with Dozy Gwen and start a hair band

rumoured arsenal are only paying between 5 to 8 mill

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20m on Pepe
20m on Tierney
5m on Ceballos
5m on Saliba

Basically on budget so far

if he doesn't want to stay then there0's no point
the missfeets

Luiz started in the CL final and 2 EL finals with Chelsea, he's a big game player

He also started for Brazil vs Germany in 2014 world cup

And a world cup semi final! Must be good if he got to play at such a high level!

>people already trying to rationalised the David Luiz signing

that could never be me lads

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>le 6 goal difference man

He might just fall in love with London after being there for a bit. You never know.

sign higwayne

I wonder what Luiz plays like when he doesn’t have a skilled and experienced stopper to play alongside him like Thiago Silva
>7-1
Oh, that’s what happens. I seriously doubt Sokratis will be able to wrangle and properly control luiz’s movements

but he scores meme freekicks sometimes

its going to be holding and luiz starting.

ozil

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David Luiz is a disaster, let’s not try to rationalize such an abysmal signing

why would a team who can afford £60-72m players be after a £25m player for their first team.

this is why you will never be at city/liverpools level again

Dude there's a Hispanic version of this chick at work. Wtf.

Have you fucked her?

We have a 40m budget

Any news about that Leipzig meme CB?

a 25m player who is seen as first team potential alongside 70m players would be the bargain of the season no? so why were you the only ones in for him. weird

if buying expensive players meant you'd win big trophies then man united wouldn't be so shit

pepe was almost double that

We only payed 20m this season retard

what is the source of this blasphemy?

is tierney a meme or actual big match starting 11 quality

>what are installments?

The Scottish Debuchy

from what i've read he's good going forward but struggles defensively when pushed but that only happens to Celtic in Europe

Basically another kolasinac

He looks down when he dribbles, that bugs me

>signing a crackhead

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that's just a normal scottish person

youtube.com/watch?v=pAPCZsiVDiE

debuchy was quality at lille. by the time he got to arsenal he was washed. unless you're a GOAT tier veteran fullback is very dependent on athleticism/youth

hey God if you're out there and you're reading /arse/ can you plz make this Iwobi shit happen? I don't ask for much in life, so please consider doing this solid for all of >us out here. Thanks!

forgot he even played for >us

Dennis wouldn't want to associate himself with this incel shithole.

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Look at that little pussy "line" -- dude midaswell do a keybump.

don't forget that debuchy got off to a nice start for >us but then got hurt and by the time he came back it was ¡viva la bellendo!

he's already injured so I like his chances of having #ArsenalDNA

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I genuinely believe (if we assume a holding/luiz and sokratis partnership) this now makes bellerin our weakest starting defender.
So overrated.

he's very fast at getting there to make mediocre to bad decisions with the ball.

Fast defenders work well within Emery’s system

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p07k1h7q

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Well if video games have taught me anything it's that speed will always get you there then it's just a matter of figuring out what to do. given bellendo's proclivities I'm worried that the only thing he figured out is that he should take it up the arse from sassy boys/girls during fashion week

she's just a scuffed misshaileywright

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>she only post boring stuff on instagram

feels bad man

Is it politically incorrect to say that she's got a very punchable face?

>just imagine her when she hits the wall (harder) and gravity gets its revenge on her.

eh, her face just isn't the best and I like em saggy so no problem there

she a qt3.14

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so glad this bald fraud is gone

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Oh yeah obviously you could do way worse, but she looks like a less hot + more smug + thiccer version of Katherine Heigl. Idk if it's just me but I can see her face easily transitioning into that of an old woman, you know, in a maybe-hot-if-you-have-a-librarian-fetish kind of way.

Can't believe I used to watch this dumb whores videos with her old ass dad post match years ago just cause she showed a little cleavage

>less hot + more smug + thiccer version of Katherine Heigl
that's spot on lol

I imagine that was her whole audience

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Ozils meeting in the US is about opening his coffee shop franchise, not leaving to join MLS.

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Remember when he was Arsenal's deadline signing?

Stopped watching Arsenal when they sent Pennant out on loan to Birmingham.

Ozil's salary at Arsenal is three times higher than that of the highest earner in MLS. It was obviously never going to happen.

Which 20 IQ nog/mutt are we signing next?

Why are there no Elneny out rumours? Everything has been quiet around him, ever since that body was found at his home

Anyone want to see /arse/ compete in online divegrass? Of course they'd only go for top 4 but I've given my best shot at a roster update from 2 years ago. Feel free to reply here if you're interested or give suggestions. Not sure if you'd want to rep auba somehow instead of the classic WENGER OUT.
Anyways if not, back to the end of silly season

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The Turk/Mutt system is getting thrown out.
Arsenal about to adopt the POTATO SYSTEM.

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that body was a message

BASED

I'm feeling very patriotic

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hehe, trust me goy, you want those mutts on your team

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He'll always be remembered for his goals against Leicester (and manure in FA cup)

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so that's it for the signings then? Martinelli, Saliba, Pepe, Tierney, Ceballos (loan) isn't terrible. How do you rate the window with and without David Luiz?

6/10

>With Luiz
6/10
>Without Luiz
8/10

>temperamental Chelsea defender wants to join Arsenal
Oh dear

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We didn't really address our most pressing issues and we're effectively weaker in the CB department without Koscielny I think.
But if any of you tell me you honestly expected it to go as good as it did then you're fucking lying.
8/10 either way, mostly because my expectations were low as fuck and I don't really think David Luiz will make an impact

Am i remembering wrong if I thought Gallas was decent. That year we half mounted a title challenge he was fairly important wasnt he?

Quick throw as many slags at him as possible its our only hope

youtube.com/watch?v=OO0q2Aqo4hQ

At 3:30 Mustafi talks about Turk symbiosis and generally drops subtle redpills throughout the entire video. It's clearly not a coincidence that Arsenal decided to release this video in the midst of the transfer window, there's a faction within that team that's fighting against muttification.

He was a cunt, but he played very well for >us.

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If we sign Luiz we should just play him as a Xhaka replacement. They'd be pretty much the same but I just want Xhaka out.

Stop posting links that go nowhere you mong. Also how do you have so many apus

>0:19
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE RUN OUT SO FAR FROM THE BACK LINE JESUS

Reminder that the Premier League financial bubble is about to burst. Get your tissues ready before you cry, bongs.

Name a better transfer window for arsenal.

You cant, this window has been a solid 9.

wish they got Konate from Leipzig in exchange for 55m + Mustafi

based all the JFs will fuck off

Will you guys finally win at Old Trafford this year?

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8/10. Honestly Luiz might lower it. This is the most comprehensive window we've had since moving to the Emirates. Actually addressed concerns.

No

>2 permanent first team players in
>most of the deadwood not replaced

Granted better than usual, but no more than a 7 without a better CB coming in.

What do you expect Arsenal will do in January or next summer then? I feel their needs after another CB are a box-to-box CMF and an AMF until Smith-Rowe is ready

At least a draw, no way United are winning anything with ole at the wheel.

Jokes on you >we have been preparing for that for the last 10 years

>another CB are a box-to-box CMF

Lascelles and Doucoure. We need to get this movement going lads.

So David Luiz is done.

Why did we sign him? Literally why?

textbook panic signing

it's either him or mustafi/chambers, that's why

>Chelsea laughing at Arse again
Feels bad man

Unironically last season would have happily taken a straight swap between Koscielny and Luiz. He is taller, more athletic and far more technically sound. His long balls and first touch are actually quite special.

Also would be happy to see Khedira coming in on a one or two year contract, to teach our overly inexperienced DMs a thing or two about positioning and how to drive the ball forward.

isnt rob holding playing footy again?

Luiz isn't nearly as injury prone as Koscielny too.

>His long balls and first touch are actually quite special.
If by "special" you mean dogshit retarded, then sure. Luiz playing against a high press with Sokratis or Mustafi by his side sounds like a nightmare.

Lads, LADS.
What if you actually use David Luiz as a DM?

Luiz is technically very sound but his decision making is poor. His concentration reminds me of a much younger centerback in his early 20's despite being 32

Maybe Upamecano will be available next year when he only has a year left on contract. I don't know, but I kind of feel we will be going for more up and coming players in the next few years.

both are going to be massively overpriced because of transfers inside the league, but neither club are notorious jews that somehow get 80m for Harry Maguire. I think they're both marginal improvements though and probably not worth the fees.

He's got Mustafi-tier mistakes in him though. Only makes up for that with his occasional ball playing ability

Martin Keown on the David Luiz transfer developments

>If I was at Arsenal and had the ear of Unai Emery, I would be advising my manager not to sign David Luiz,’ he told the Daily Mail. ‘Walk away from this deal. This is not the defender for you. It’s too high risk.

>‘Yes, Arsenal want a centre back, but is Luiz the answer to their prayers? I don’t think so.

>‘The way the 32-year-old plays, he would be exposed in that Arsenal defence. He would not get the same protection that he enjoys at Chelsea, where N’Golo Kante patrols in front of the back line.

>‘In possession, Luiz is a wonderful passer, but he makes mistakes when playing as part of a back four.

> ‘He has a tendency to lose his marker and is one of those all-or-nothing players — if he doesn’t win the ball in a challenge, then congratulations because you’re in.’

Luiz is literally Mustafi with an Afro

I love 4-3-3. Yep, now we can win the EL and reach the top 4 in EPL.

>le plays at CB but thinks he's a CAM man

only difference is Luiz can pick a pass

>le flail arms and blame my teammates man is still at the club
Why did the mass shootings in America happen after Arse returned? Couldn’t they have left Mustafi there?

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the fuck was the keeper doing? way off his line

because we missed out on Cahill

Chelshit fans got a slag thot with cute accent to be their fantv presenter while arsenal had to deal with BBC Fat Jamaican dork whose gimmick is pretending to be rich

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and score the occasional blooter/free kick, oh and not be a manlet either.

Wobbie's become a celebrity whose channel got over 1M followers just from pure memes
That girl is a nobody and no one cares about her videos

Robbie is a success story like no other

wogbbie

Cope

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ooh slag has fake titties
i wanna hear her opinion

Sharp knees

>el goblino

Personally, I think we should sign Rebecca More and Sophie Anderson.

fake tits are so gross, what type of self respecting man finds fake tits attractive

What about that Rugani guy? He's much younger and part of a successful Juventus team.

I mean, how fucking hard can it be to find a better option than a 32 washed up David Luiz?

If he was actually available for a reasonable sum then sure but the only number I heard was 50 million.

Reasonable? Are we really so cucked that we restrict ourselves to "reasonable"?
You can make fun of United for overpaying for Maguire, but at least they got a good centre-half with plenty of good years left.

I refuse to believe we couldn't have done better than David Luiz. Arsenalmania trying to justify it is fucking depressing.

David Luiz record vs sp*rs in all competitions whilst being on the pitch:

8W
3D
2L

such a pointless stat to look into

Nigger the club bid 70m for upamecano or whatever the fuck he's called. Juve simply didn't want to let rugani go. Emery himself said all their specifically expensive A list defenders fell through. It's not like they didn't want to spend the money on these players. 70m is a lot of fucking money. 92m or whatever for a 20 year old is pants on head retarded though.

This, value for money does matter. Leicester won the thing with fucking Robert Huth as CB. Luiz for 5m-8m is a good deal in todays market, 92m for some nervous first timer in the PL is not. Especially if Luiz wants to join and will add to a good atmosphere, which matters a lot more than people give credit for (see Leicester).

david fucking luiz

>david luiz
Oh no fuck off, you already ruined my year once

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>still no man mountain cb
Vestergaard IN
Subotic IN
Sule IN
Mustashit OUT

What about Scott McKenna lad?

He's not even good enough for Watford t b h

Fabregas, Nasri... can he go all the way here... still Nasri... looks for arSHAAAVINNN

top top post
just off the words I can visualize the whole scene.

Just now i was picturing Arshavin running, arms extended, with his shirt over his face.

He's a manlet.

buy this lad

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>sign the only player in the prem with worse mental than ozil
>also makes mistakes weekly, responsible for 7-1

Not sure what they're thinking with luiz

Honestly lets start Willock over Ozil.
Give smith-Rowe another cheeky loan

One of the best days of my pathetic life.

quite frankly, yes Luiz makes mistakes but not in the same frequency as Mustafi, if >we can reduce the self destructive errors from like 3-4 per game to let’s say 1 that’s an improvement.
Just need to bridge the time until Holding is fit again.

David fucking Luiz

>having TWO Mustafis on your team
What could go wrong?

El calamitoso emparejamiento del centro de la espalda

Imagine not wanting to sign proven premier league quality for peanuts and whining about not getting some meme bundeslel talent for 100m.

t-they could cancel each other.

Shouldn't we be nabbing Dunk so that our Homegrown situation isn't so bad?

Thought about this today.
I reember some user saying prem clubs paying ininstallments in the new norm.

Eventually something has to give.
I hope the bubble pops

5/10

The bare minimum to keep the squad afloat, but forgivable given Cranky’s constraints.

Ruined

twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1159357224088756229?s=21
>Arsenal have reached an agreement with Chelsea to sign centre-back David Luiz for £8m. 32yo Brazil international will sign a 2yr contract. Deal for Celtic left-back Kieran Tierney 5yrs, fee £25m. Medicals today ahead of putting pen to paper before 5pm deadline #AFC #CFC #CelticFc

Imagine the smell

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JUST

damn, really hope Chambers can do a job if he was considered so highly at Fullham

He was a midfielder at Fulham.

>Sideshow bob defending

Who's the girl on the left?

6/10 because of the luiz deal lmfao

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Tottenham are close to reaching an agreement to sign Juventus forward Paulo Dybala.

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Well, at least we're only paying £8 million for him. Still a shit signing though

Okay, I can say plenty a thing about Mesut Oezil, but being a coffeehead ain't one. Where did this came on?

Literally too big to fail, my man.

>start both Luiz and Mustafi in an important game
>the opposing team goes full in thinking they'll score very easily
>Big Brain Emery orders the keeper to lob the ball to Laca/Pepe/Obama
>final score is 8-6
>Arsenal FC wins the title
Also, having Luiz and Gwen on at the same time would confuse the shit out of everyone, so it's another plus.

this gave me cancer

twitter.com/HandofEmery/status/1159220652475408390

Wasn't doubting the news about his trip, but rather his love for coffee. On the other hand, don't Turks love their coffee anyway?
Chairs.

>sell one shit defender and replace him with another
>see, guys, we signed a defender!
bravo raul

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David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
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Hearing Eddie Nketiah travelling to Leeds as we speak to pen season-long loan from Arsenal after #LUFC DoF Victor Orta made impressive late pitch to sell Bielsa vision & convince him to reject likes of Bristol City, Fortuna Düsseldorf, Swansea City #BristolCity #f95 #swansfc #afc

I rate luiz over mustafi, let's hope he's good till saliba comes

Can Bielsa teach a guy how to shoot?

Bielsa can't even speak English so i doubt it

Plz fuck off

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>Get rid of Mustafi
>Sign Mustafi with an afro
Fucking giga-brain transfers

Well I guess he's slightly better than Mustafi at least. Imagine all the red cards with this cunt and Sokratis on the field. Let alone Xhaka and Gwen Dozy.

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Cacashit got figured out by the end of last season. He only scored one goal in the last 10 PL games

10 - David Luiz could be the 10th player to play a Premier League game for both Chelsea & Arsenal, after Emmanuel Petit, Ashley Cole, Nicolas Anelka, William Gallas, Petr Cech, Yossi Benayoun, Cesc Fàbregas, Lass Diarra & Olivier Giroud. TFL.

David Luiz is currently undergoing a medical with Arsenal and is set to seal his move from Chelsea shortly

Kieran Tierney and David Luiz to Arsenal, here we go! Philippe Coutinho has been offered by his agents again but #AFC are not interested now. #transfers #CFC #Arsenal

I'm fine with Luiz as long as we offload Mustafi and sign another CB

>I'm fine with Mustafi as long as we offload Mustafi and sign another Mustafi

Sounds about right, 2 is greater than 1

You guys dont even watch Chelsea play, Luiz is worse than Mustafi.

Well if you get rid of one Mustafi and add two, what's the chance of you ending up with one Mustafi?

>Subotic
Ah yes *sip* now thats a proper defender

when did >we become a retirement home for chelsea fossils

Chelsea had 14 clean sheets last season and luiz play like 36 games. That alone makes it better than whatever we had.

>clean sheets
the most brainlet stat ever

Chelsea doesnt play high line and their other defenders are much better than Arsenal defenders.

If they cost below £10m then they're not a panic buy, simple as

Double?

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BREAKING: Tottenham’s proposed move for Paulo Dybala is OFF after Juventus ultimately decided not to sell the 25-year-old Argentina forward #THFC #Juve

S N U B

Phew

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Juve absolutely bantering off ManU and Spurs lmao

for you

JEJ

Who's ready for a brilliant 6th finish in the PL ?

Manchester United or Leicester. We'll get fifth

Pogbus staying at Manure will help them secure that amazing 5th

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be well motivated this year lmao

HAs Tierney signed, lads?

my source says he's having his photos done, deal will be announced soon

Whenever Sokratis is out from his yellow cards, Luiz-Mustafi pairing would be comedy gold

Luiz holding
And it'll be pretty good I think

>it'll be pretty good I think

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Hello where are signings yes?

Thank you based Allah

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>tfw Elneny stays for another season

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Is this turk symbio?

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So who is looking forward to the possibility of seeing Luiz and perhaps Rugani out Mustafi Mustafi?

Luiz can pass atleast unlike shitstafi and wankscelny

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>fabrizio romano
>Mario Mandzukic deal is still so difficult, at the moment. #MUFC

wrong thread sorry lads

nono this is the "failed transfers" thread don't worry

With Leno, Luiz and Ceballos we'll at least be able to build from deep.

gib signings pls

Looks like they're done

The deluded part of me thinks we're gonna pull a madness and sign someone like Upamecano. Then my rational side kicks in and realises we've basically only spent 40 odd million like what everyone said was going to happen months ago.

Coutinho, Zaha, and Rugani incoming, la

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Dont forget tierney. Man i am excited for this season

The madness was Pepe, that came out of nowhere.

M'vila done, Benzema next.

Reckon they play 3atb until Tierney/Bellendo are healthy?

>M'vila
What went so wrong?

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Yes
The ultimate meme 3atb of Mustafi, Xhaka and Luiz

>leadership
>determination
>bravery
>aggression
>work rate
the lad is perfect, this will be the signing of the season.

Luiz and Tierney will hopefully bring some leadership into the team.
I can see Tierney being the Arsenal captain if he makes the grade.

No way he'll drop Papasta for Xhaka

*Holding blocks your path

is tierney confirmed ?

Ornstein announced it so yes.

Either would be good, both are a massive upgrade over Kosc

Just imagine it though.
Luiz, Mustafi and Xhaka all start roaming out from the back like clowns, kicking awful passes to the opposition or punting long balls out of touch or to the opposition keeper.
A single basic pass opposition completely confounds all three of them at the half way line and all three SLOWLY try to shamble back loosely trying to mark players but mostly start flailing their arms looking for an offside call that doesn’t appear.
Poor Leno

CB duo gonna be Luiz - Sokratis?

For a good while, yes, until Holding is back up to speed

Yea until holding comes back then its holding and luiz

Lacazzette
Pepe - Ozil - Aubameyang
Ceballos - Torreira
Kolasinac - Luiz - Sokratis - Bellerin
Leno

Honestly doesn't look bad at all on paper.

Good news, Mustafi is leaving for France before 6PM today

Bellerin isn't fit, and when Tierney is he'll start over Kola. Also switch Auba and Pepe and add Xhaka.

Would scrape top 4

>Ozil
>Kolasinac
NO

Mustafi will be gone before August 31

Yeah I actually am posting the "best" in my opinion". I think Holding is a good CB and much faster than Papa but I think Luiz is probably there to do the fast job and Sokratis the dirty so I doubt Holding will start over him.
3CB is also a possibility in a 3-5-2.

You need at least 3 DMs to protect that defense

Auba Laca pepe
Ceballos torreira Willock/guendouzi
Tierney luiz holding Bellerin
Leno

This is in a perfect world with no injuries.

League winning forwards
League contending midfield
Mid table defense

>League contending midfield

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Alright I'll pull back on that;
Torreira is good
Ceballos can be good, I'm high on him
Ozil is Ozil

>League winning forwards

They'll certainly win the big chances missed trophy just like last year

Playing Ceballos as the CAM, dropping Ozil, and slotting Xhaka back into the double pivot would make this team so much better and balanced.
Also Luiz plays dogshit in a 2. We all know Kolasinac doesn't play as a fullback either. Arsenal will start the season with 3atb, maybe a 3-4-3 with Pepe up top

memes aside that midfield has got to be top 4 worthy. not league contention worthy ofc

How many more seasons/signings until Arsenal are at the City/Liverpool level of actually competing for top trophies?

Two seasons more at this pace.

We just need a good defence, right now ours is light years away from them.

When the top heads decide they want to win it, this team is getting bullied by everyone at the moment, the mentality needs to change, first from the highet ups and then to coaches and players, also get rid of the medical staff adap

Luiz might not have good concentration or composure but he has a fantastic winning mentality

twitter.com/PaulMoody21/status/1159438835266314241

Honestly celebrating it even if he's crippled because we need less wogs on Arsenal

Him and Tierney are used to winning things (or getting close) fairly regularly, hopefully it’ll filter down into the rest of the squad.

The state of people playing Ozil over Iwobi, lmao. Iwobi > Ozil

would start Papa over Luiz desu

So Tierney-Sokratis-Holding-Bellerin is first choice, with Kolasinac,Monreal, Mavropanos,Luiz,Mustafi,AMN and Xhaka as backup?

swap the winger sides and yeah that's how they'll probably run. Probably will slot Ceballos at upper CMF with Xhaka and Torreira at MF as well on the 60% of matches Ozil doesn't play

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Playing from the back you going to need a ball playing defenders so I think Holding and Luiz will probably be the first choice, maybe Papa instead of Luiz against certain teams where physicality is an issue.
Mustafi should be dropped entirely and should be left to rot in the u23s until sold, I’d take Mavra, Monreal and Medley over him.

Fucking announce the fucking guy
Holy shit

An upgrade over Kosc.
Not the signing really needed but an ok stop-gap.
For a reactionary deadline deal it could’ve been worse.

this is a edit right?

he looks more muscular than I remember

Alexandre Lacazette and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang have signed new contracts with the club.
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@talkSPORT2
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>7-1

good
imagine if Brazil had >our defence from last year instead
would have been 45-0

Is it worse or better then 8-2 though?

David Louis is a total panic buy right?

>you now remember Lucas Perez

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obviously

>you now remember park chu young

looks like they shopped the head on Sokratis' body

like a new signing, la

This early deadline is fucking stupid

Arse need to sign a dodgy East Asian player ASAP, they always have one on the books somewhere to join the ranks of Inamoto, Miyaichi, Park and Asano.

should have sold them

2/8=1/4 > 1/7

I recognize those manly Sokratis arms :3

1h50m59s to go

gay

my source is telling me the announcement is at 4

Zaha to Real Madrid?

lads, say what you want but the new administration at least mean business and aren’t lying straight through their teeth like Wenger and friends did.
All with very limited resources.

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The editing on The Athletic . com is fucking dire, lots of pieces are completely unreadable due to multiple grammar and spelling errors. At least it looks pretty I guess.

>Spurs spend 30 million on Fulham flop Sessegenon
>Arse get Tierney for 25 million
Absolutely outplayed

David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
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Done deal - England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan #LUFC #AFC

Done deal - England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan #LUFC #AFC

Done deal - England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan #LUFC #AFC

Done deal - England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan #LUFC #AFC

Done deal - England youth striker Eddie Nketiah has joined Leeds United from Arsenal on a season-long loan #LUFC #AFC

We’re really going to be playing matches with Xhaka, Mustafi and Luiz in the same team.

How can anyone justify signing Luiz? It’s a ridiculous signing.

grow up

Hope he gets game time and develops his striking skills for next season.

Understood
Understood
Understood
Understood
Understood

Luis is a cheap panic buy.
Is at least Premiership proven though.

>proven

he is certainly less error prone than mustafi and can play forward passes. im not a fan of the deal too, but it does have its merits

> want to nap
>don't want to miss the announcement

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hope iwobi stays la will be sad if hes gone

>leno

he’s a proven liability

>napping during the day
but what about your sleep schedule?

>sleep schedule

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twitter.com/NOT_MOTD/status/1159407168128466944?s=09

It’s time
LAST CALL
Announce the damn signings.

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He would've made a good backup striker desu, sad Wenger didn't play him more

All I picture when I hear his name is him sprinting down the middle of the pitch against Germany, leaving a massive hole in defence leading to an easy Khedira goal

fucking hilarious

ONE HOUR LEFT

WHERE IS LUIZ AND TIERNEY FUCK FUCK FUCK

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good deal for a last minute CB until we get to the Jan window

arsenal.com/news/eddie-nketiah-joins-leeds-united-loan

SIGNINGS SIGNGINGS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SIGNINGS

Lol.

it's already done retard

>Is at least Premiership proven though.
you mean proven shit?

Based Bielsa will turn him into world class striker

>sell Bielik for £10m
>Sign Luiz for £8m
>Uncle Kroenkike takes his £2m tip
Perfect Arse signing, almost Wengernomics tier.

yeah he's a pretty good player he's just prone to doing dumb things sometimes unlike mustafi who always looks like he's confused and doesn't know what's going on. i think luiz will be a good signing all things considered. 8m is fuck all as well.

Why was Luiz so desperate to join us anyway?

Countinho joining?

hates lampard and doesnt have to leave london

Lampard and him don't get along well, would've never have played

Why are they beefing?

twitter.com/cfcalex98/status/1159388587798028288
Also his agent has connections to Edu

From when they played each other or some shit Idk

We will have to replace auba and Lacazette In 2-3 years

history with emery at psg
links with edu
his restaurant is in london

among other things

>sleeping
>schedule
pick 0

>his restaurant is in london
Where is it?

timeout.com/london/restaurants/babbo

mayfair

Jewmaican, go sleep for a couple of hours
come om man, do it for the club

Luiz is bought solely for his passing ability.

Watching Xhaka Mustafi and sokratis pass out the back is painful to say the least

took two seconds to google

Babbo - "located in the posh London locality of Mayfair"

>30 min left
>no signings in sight

Coutinho signing soon la

They already signed. just the announcement left

nice headcanon

>tierney passes medical and cant play for celtic anymore
>tierney fails medical and is shit for celtic
there's only one winner out of this

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David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
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BREAKING - Arsenal's move for Tierney has stalled with Arsenal unsatisfied with the players medical, a season-long loan with an option-to-buy on the table #AFC

youtube.com/watch?v=1lgyLgqufoA

meme football signing videos absolutely REEK of small time. It's on the level of playing music after scoring a goal.

le epic fake

fake as fuck

Fuck you I believed it.

how does david ornstein get his news? is he pretending to take abnormally long shits at the emirates bathrooms or do arsenal go to him with everything first

look diaby lied to me

delete australians

>doubting the abilities of a jewish shapeshifter

How the hell is Thompson worth more than Jenko?

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Last week someone said he's not even our main guy anymore.

Lads....13 mins left...im worried...

Thompson is a 19 year old with potentional. Jenkinson is 27 and shit.

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1159491564995043328

TIERNEY ANNOUNCED

as long as everything is signed and sent off there's no time limit. what everyone is waiting for is the official announcement which could be another hour yet because of photoshoots and shit.

Andy Carroll done lads.

nice

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TIERNEY TIERNEY TIERNEY

Oh Tierney, you bad bitch, i picked cotton to make you rich, now my dick ain't free.

new thread

auba needs to embrace being a 30 year old fucking man and the fact that his hairline has been shit for 10+ years and just shave it like henry. it would take his game to another level

I remember Wenger admitting he didn't give him enough chances.