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>Oakland Atheltics
1. Marcus Semien (R) SS
2. Matt Chapman (R) 3B
3. Matt Olson (L) 1B
4. Mark Canha (R) CF
5. Chad Pinder (R) LF
6. Stephen Piscotty (R) RF
7. Jurickson Profar (S) 2B
8. Dustin Garneau (R) C
9. Homer Bailey (R) P

>Chicago Cubs
1. Jason Heyward (L) CF
2. Nicholas Castellanos (R) RF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Javier Baez (R) SS
6. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
7. Ian Happ (S) 2B
8. Victor Caratini (S) C
9. Jose Quintana (R) P

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things can't possibly go as badly as yesterday, right?

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That Lester's worst outing in his entire career as a Cubs (Yes, even worse than that one Pirates game).
It's highly improbably that Q will replicate what Lester did. Granted during this 5 game win streak he's got going, he's been the same old Q, just been getting run support.
Also, Caratini is one of the better pitch framers, so that should help out Q steal a few. (We still need electronic strike zones.)

And it's not like yesterday's game was a total bust, Underwood was lights out for his debut, the pen didn't give up a run, and we had some fun with the Davis/Schwarber battery. Apparently Maddon wanted to put Schwarber in as catcher earlier to get him some reps, but he already used up the bench to rest starters for today's game.

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Ooof, terrible luck for Baez.

>cusb

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Really terrible luck for Schwarber

>A's lineup full of literal whoms
some thing never change

>Underwood
yea Im stoked he has found some success at the big-league level. hes been of our top pitching pitching prospects (lyl) for years now, with meh numbers at AAA (much like Alzolay)

speaking of which, anyone else stoked on Brailyn Marquez?
I know he's just a 20-year old in Class A, but hes on a roll: 3-0 in his last three starts, with no runs allowed, 26 Ks, and only one hit against in 17 innings...opposing batters are 5-for-their-last-70, and he's allowed just one home run since April

Perfect sac bunt by Q.

Let's go Oakland

>ninny league baseball

>Can't appreciate actually strategy

if only we had the designated dominican fatass who cant do anything baseball-related except swing a bat...

Cope

Redditor buzzword spotted

This is within the margin of error, Cubs need to just show some offense.

He comes big dick Baez to save the day.

B A E Z!

Baez basado!

also Rizzo sold that HBP, looked like it hit the dirt first before bouncing off his foot

BAEZ WITH A BASE HIT! BRYANT SCORES! RIZZO TO THIRD!
1-1

He was due.

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>It's another pitcher throws to hold Baez at first and he's not even off the bag episode

they fear el mago

GRAND SLAM BY IAN HAPP!
5-1

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HAPPPPPPPPP

Who misses Southwest Airlines how far did it fly? I miss it terribly bros.

its HAPPening!!!!!

wheres the happposter?

the old phantom lead trick

2nd time through the order is all it took, its Homer fucking Bailey

I thought weebs were white sox fans

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Wtf I love Happ now

If you don't like anime, you don't deserve to post on Yea Forums.

HAPPENING

I want to date Ian Happ

comeback time

>Brailyn Marquez?
He's looking good, but it's only Single A, he's still got a long way to go and even if everything goes right, he could go like Alzolay. Which was a shame, his debut was great and then he just flamed out. But we can hope Alzolay gets it together.

(you)

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way to salvage that baez

He was trying to bait Pinder into running.

Q has adapted.
No sac advance to home off the lead off double this time A's.

>Contreras gets hurt
>immediately trade for Maldonado
>Willy recovers faster than expected
>trade Maldonado away at the deadline
>Contreras gets hurt AGAIN
>claim Jonathan Lucroy

great work, Theo

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mike "Double"cast

>coosb

I'm pretty sure watching Caratini almost get his wrist snapped in two during that play at the plate last night just made Theo hit the panic button.
Also, it's not like we have anything to lose, if Lucroy is an absolute bum, we got still got Talyor.

Check'em man with his 43rd double!

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two bags
two scoops
two terms

Yea Forumsstros.

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>Old and busted memes
/pol/ can't be deleted fast enough.

pine t/a/r

You sure about that?

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The Rizzo gyro ball.
That was an El Mago spell or Heyward Luck Stat tier move.

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BAEZ

BAEZ WITH A BASE HIT!
CASTELLANOS SCORES!
6-1

The more insurance, the better.

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3 RUN SCHWARBOMB!
9-1

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SCWHARBOMB!

Well this is refreshing after last night

Ban pepe and wojack while we're at it.

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No strikeouts so far for the Cubs.
>what did she mean by this?

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I hate that the cusb are doing this to the A's its not there fault lester didnt want to pitch yesterday

It means they're seeing the ball laser sharp.

A's should have double switched and not used a bum to close the inning.

What's your favorite chew bros? For me, it's Red Man.

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>83 pitches through 6.
Q with a quality start.
Unless something catastrophic happens, he should be able to nail down 7.

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Whatever chaw Tony Gwynn used.

>Phone poster
>Wojack
Die

Strike zones. How do they fucking work?

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Streaks over... Cubs are finished...

>It's a wonderful life, in a Cubs bar.
I'd ask if anyone actually went to see it, but I doubt anyone here is a theater buff.

Quintana
>7 IP
>2 H
>1 R
>1 ER
>0 BB
>7 SO

A gem

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q means nothing to me until he help win a WR...giving up torres and jimenez still hurt

Not much of a cross section between "theatre" and baseball, Chief. Although I'd give it a try on the boob tube.

It's 9-1 we can't fuck this up...right?

no. of course we can't

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Most likely not, but Baez just deaded himself.

OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK.

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Have Kelly massage his shin.

He's a family man, he doesn't need a succubus tempting him.

Baez can you not hurt yourself? We kinda need you

Joe better pull Javy, zero reason not to play it safe.

does he even know what playing safe means?

Hey wait a minute, that make perfect sense. Where am I again?

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Schwarber behind the plate when?

Nice inning.

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Well the madman did it with a bunch of defensive subs.

>Emojis
How the fuck does that work?
I want to see someone do ASCII

CARATINI WITH A SOLO SHOT HOMER!
10-1

Right into the Juniper.
Let's hope 9 runs is enough.

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Good one Carrottop

Good guy Caratini

>Strop in

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my homeboy strop is winning again...YEAH STROP

Oh fuck Strop is back

Strop is actually pretty swole

It appears they tightened up Happ in Iowa.
>that Happoster was right all along.

Dear Dodgers can you not lose to the fucking Cardinals? Please?

WTF wasn't Strop on the 10day DL?

>Not reading the gamenotes

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Yes, but the rumor is he wasn't injured.

GG Cusb

Another [W]

[W]
Dominate performance by the Cubs where just about everything went right and they take the series and go 5-1 in this home stand.
A's defense looked pretty sharp too, this could have been an even bigger blowout if they didn't keep their heads in the game.


Let's hope Baez is okay and we'll see what happens with Lucroy.

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VV, gg A's. At least you have that aesthetic elephant logo.

gg cubes

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Let’s hope some of this carries over on the road

GO CUBS GO

6 gaming winning streak for Q.
He extends his career best.

Happ in the post game interview again.
Happoster where?

Oh boy I sure can't wait to go back on the road so we can go back to sucking

The Cubs will take their momentum onto the road tramp stampless mexico.

Hey man I was being ironic, I'm a Cubs fan and i really do hope that they can carry the momentum on the road

Irony is dead here.

This but unironically

This but unmagnesiumically

The trade that made Jon Lester lose faith in the word loyalty and why he ended up signing with the Cubs.