/nfl/ General - The Last Disciple Edition

It’s rigged, Dak the Giant Taker

>Miami
>88
>44
>yes
>Theyll be calling him the Rosenbomber by November

I miss him already

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>me on the left

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>Cowboys
>99
>44.5
>yes
>dak

Raiders
41
20.5..?
Not anymore lol
Khalil Mack wins dmvp and drags the burrs kicking and screaming to the owl

>half of 99 is 44.5
Holy shit you are retarded.

>44.5

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Eagles
62
31
If he stays healthy
^

>dildoed himself so hard he poked his brain

Smarter than you Cletus

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Aints
82
41
Yes
Brees

Eagles
30
15 (until he remember he can run the ball too)
kinda
Brody?

>There are faggots in the world who unironically want to watch flag football instead of televised murder

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>hates his own countrymen
No wonder you like to penetrated

>republicans
>"""men""”

You call him cletus
you let women fuck you with a fake penis
you're a faggot and retard
do you take it in the ass cuz you can't get hard?

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>nosen cant even beat out fitztragic
theres no hope left for this team is there

who let the fags in

Nobody is talking politics. Also,
>Democrats

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Pegging isn’t gay

>indoctrinating children makes you the good guys
Nice

Anyone ITT can google “using kids as political props” and it’ll all be your type

>watching football for the physicality and not the tactics

pathetic

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Imagine being a Cowboys fan and your representative is a guy who gets pegged

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>Peggle isn't gay

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Based

Can't you see this retard is trolling you? No one is fucking retarded enough to think shoving shit up your ass isn't gay.

Straighter than you Bruce

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>Can't you see this retard is trolling you? No one is fucking retarded enough to think shoving shit up your ass isn't gay.
Hey, I know you just came out of cryonics, but it's 2019. Watching gay porn and having simulated gay sex is no longer gay according to most closet homosexuals, just like being a woman is up to preference and not anatomy.

I called you a retarded troll, not a faggot you illiterate dumbfuck. Out of all the trips here you have the worst reading comprehension. Go repeat the 2nd grade.

I’ll troll my father by fucking men XD that’ll show him

He can’t divide double digit numbers by 2, so...

It's bradysknee falseflagging. Just filter his stupid ass.

>having sex with men
Gay

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Is that really him?

I could probably beat any of you virgins in a fight.

a/s/l

>patriots wont sign extension for brady
>ensure he tests the free market next year
>brady sells boston home
so this is the last year of the dynasty

Didn't they just extend him? Not that it matters; hell pull a Manning here soon enough. Their window is already closed and they'll be back to being the bottom feeders of the AFCE once BB calls it quits

That’s an old picture but 95% of the fat fucks in this general would kill to have abs and a bicep vein like that

Projection.

>calling me fat when there’s literally a picture of me a few posts ago

>Didn't they just extend him?
no his contract automatically voids after this year and they cant franchise tag him he will be an unrestricted free agent in 2020. something must have happened during the offseason. brady is mad about it and wont talk about it and says hes just focused on this year and then he went and sold his house in massachusetts.

brady is gone after this year. belichick wants to move off of him. its going to get ugly at the rift it creates in new england

You called it an old picture. You're a fat fuck now you projecting little shit.

TOP KEK ol' Krafty can't save him this time. The dynasty is finally fucking done, and it's all because Belichick is going to stab his guy in the back. Fans are going to fucking hate Belichick for this and then they're also going to fucking hate Brady when he's traded to someone like the Redskins or Dolphins and he wins an owl with them.

Oh man the chimping out in NE is going to be so beautiful.

Then why did Belichick laugh at Lynch and hang up on him when Lynch tried to get Brady instead of Garoppolo? I think people are jumping to conclusions about the whole thing. The Patriots can still sign a new contract with Brady before he hits free agency.

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They did it this way so he's not stuck on the team with even more dead money if he has a shit season this year.

> Brady actually winning a SB with another team other than Pats.

I'll fucking believe it when I see it.

>brady winning another SB at 42 with anyone other than the Pats
It's unlikely unless they're stacked.

Combining both passing and rushing, Dak has only passed 4000 yards once (by an inch) and has never hit 30 TD's.

Him winning MVP might be a little optimistic.

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Pretty much. He'd be 43 by then and isn't going to learn a new system and risk his legacy just to prove a few haters wrong.

Personally I think Brady will just sign a new deal in the offseason, and if not he'll retire. 0% chance he plays for another team, 0%.

Idk how any Rams fan is marking the Saints game a win. Do you know how fucking hard you're going to get ref balled to shit?

Rams are gonna miss playoffs mate. They're gonna regress heavily and be lucky to finish 8-8.

>Rob 'throw the flag or he leaves in a bag' Gronkowski

God imagine prime Peyton with Gronk and Beli.

Would probably do about the same.

Could see Gronk getting 20 TD's in a season personally.

Fuck off, Kiwi.

I don't think his production would improve at all under Manning. Then again, I'm not one of those guys that wastes time with what if scenarios because I don't need to make excuses for any quarterback or try to tear down other quarterbacks with more success by arguing hypotheticals.

Wrong flag senpai.

Not trying to tear down anyone QB lol, just Manning in his prime threw more TD's and never had a HOF tight end. Give him arguably the best one ever, and he'd light it up, especially since he loved to throw it in the end zone.

Sorry to Steelers fans but Big Ben is overrated af.

People talk about him like he's some "guranteed HOF'er" yet he only has 6 pro bowls and not a single all pro. And his passer rating has only exceeded 100 3 times, which in this easy era for QB's is poor especially with the weapons he's had.

Take away his 2 rings which his team won for him and he's Matt Ryan.

>Not trying to tear down anyone QB
Oh okay.

>I don't hate Tom Brady, he just couldn't win anywhere else, he's a system QB, anyone could do his job, he's balding and has fake cheekbones, Belichick does everything on the Patriots, and Drew Brees/Peyton Manning/Aaron Rodgers would do wayyyyy better if they just had the players Brady has
You sound like a really impartial guy. The only people who ever do these what if things are guys that are making excuses for some other QB who couldn't get the job done or people that hate Brady. You've done both.

Man some people are really sensitive in this triggered era. sweet Jesus.

Is there a place I can stream/pirate the first ep of hard knocks? I don't see it on rarbg. I'm a tall blonde haired blue eyed white guy btw, so I deserve to get what I want. Remember that. Peasants.

Try On Demand or HBO.com

How is that me being sensitive? You used that excuse last time I pointed out how dumb you were being about Brady's lack of facial surgery. People shutting down your arguments isn't sensitivity.

And then getting bounced in the divisional round because Peyton is a playoff choker

Post proof you're white and not """""white""""" and ill help you out.

Yeah both him and Brady's performance declines in the playoffs. Two all time great QB's who both have too many poor games in the playoffs unfortunately.

GB
84
42
Yes
Rodgers revenge tour

>finally have a few threads without Old Bay
>this retarded trip fills the void of faggotry

Nobody in this general likes you or wants you around. Just kill yourself already?

>he can't even acknowledge another quarterback's weakness without bringing Brady into the conversation to deflect
top kek

You didn't shut down my argument though?
I suggested that Peyton would throw more TD's with Gronk with Brady, simply because he threw more TD's his prime (true), never a tight end that good to use in the endzone (also true), and did like to throw a lot on the goal-line to probably pad his stats a bit (also true). You did nothing to disagree with that.
I'm not saying he's better than Brady or worse, personally I think they're about the same.

>finally have a few threads without Old Bay
Oh gee, old gay and bradysknee disappeared last week, and suddenly for the last week we've had rampant samefagging autistic anons screeching at each other. I wonder what happened.

No one cares what foreigners think about real football, "mate". How do you find the time to make such terrible posts in between fending off rabid seagulls and dodging acid bombs?

Lol I follow SportstalkBarry and his new accounts, and he's put up dozens of games where Brady played like ass and won, and games where Peyton played like ass and lost. But it's amazing who's had the better team throughout their career and that fuels the narrative.

>see tripfag
>filter
>thread instantly more readable

Well considering I've been following it for over a decade and probably know about the sport and stats than a lot of American fans, I'd say I have a point.
Who gives a fuck what the flag says? I tipped Pats/Rams superbowl with Pats winning in week 10, but cause of my flag that means my prediction (which was true) was irrelevant?

Kek. You'd be surprised by how many Americans know fuck all about it and just watch it. So instead of shrugging someone off cause of their nationality how about trying to disagree with them, if you can since you're an American and clearly know more about the sport than me?

>You didn't shut down my argument though?
Yeah, I did. The only people that waste time with these theoretical "oh man, if qb guy I like had players x y z or assets some other more successful qb had, he'd be even better!" arguments are people that either want to puff up quarterbacks who couldn't get it done or knock down more successful guys they hate. I'm absolutely correct. There's no reason to make any other arguments. The arguments can't be proven so it's a waste of time.

You can also drop the "huhwha?? im totally impartial about Brady!" act. We can check your flag and see your last like 30 posts were all passive aggressive shots at Brady or attempting to undermine him. You're literally entering kiwifag levels of obsession at this point.

Nah fair point mate. At least your responding intelligently and putting together a well thought response, instead of some people on Yea Forums.

Have you watched it?

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So you follow some Brady hating autist and regurgitate his biased garbage and that's supposed to prove what exactly?

Do you recommend it, Ameribro?

I like Rivers, but I think he's more likely to decline with age than some of his other contemporaries because of his silly, awkward throwing motion. That won't be stable in his 40's like Brady, Brees, Ben etc.

He's a troll, but a funny troll. Funny thing is all his stats are 100% true, even if they're cherrypicked they're still true. Brady's a top 10 QB ever we all know that, but his stats show that his team is responsible for a lot of his success, whereas his stans and the US media will say it's all Brady like it's some individual sport.

It'll be interesting to see who retires first out of all of those guys. Brady/Brees/Roethlisberger/Rivers/Manning/Rodgers. I know Eli's already past his expiration date but I wonder if he's going to really get stubborn and want another ring before he goes and desperately try to stay in the league.

I could see Brees sticking with it even if he regresses this year. Might try to stick around after Brady retires so he can try to cement his legacy with a second ring.

Rodgers is probably the most hurt out of all of those guys so even as the youngest he might retire earlier than a few. Roethlisberger seems tired so he might even retire this year before Eli even does.

>c u c k b o y s

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If you liked the other All or Nothing seasons, you’ll probably like it

Reminder that all Sports Analyst think the Cowboys are going to decline due to internal drama while the Eagles are projected to be division favorites as well as a potential deep playoff contending team this year. Let me remind them we all seen this song before, and will age well after the 8th week. Cap this shit for future laugh at the NFL world for being once again wrong, and especially to completely blind Eagles fags lol

If you were actually white, you’d be able to afford it

Yeah it'll be a fun side-story to follow over the next several years.
I think Brady and Brees keep going till they fall off a cliff.
Eli's got 1-2 years tops.
Rivers 3-4 at most.
Ben go into his mid 40's, tough guy and rules favour the QB, he could go till 44-45.
Rodgers is a tough one, but his throwing motion with the flick of a wrist will last for years and if he stays injury free he'll go for as long as he can.

Apart from Elway, has any top QB retired while still playing at a high level? Can't think of one, they all wait till they hit a wall.

They've been hyped up like fucking crazy this year, and while I understand a lot of it, I don't know. It just seems doomed to fail somehow like they finish 9-7. I hope for ultimate memes and that Eli somehow goes like 11-5 this year and wins the division. Almost zero chance of happening though.

>His team thinks Elliot will play this season.
>His team thinks they will be better than the Eagles, let alone perhaps even the Redskins
>His team about to pay Dak even more Money than Wentz
>Thinks his team will even get past the wild card
>His team hasn't won an owl since boomers were zoomer age

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It is consistently better than Hard Knocks, but it makes me miss Steve Sabol and some Tuba solos.

youtu.be/p30QHbD8018

>Cowboys have another top 8 defense.
>Dak is a solid game manager with a good O-line.
>At least 11 wins and wins division.

Eagles are overhyped.

It's because they are all paid by Vegas to force the Eagles meme down most söylent fans throats into betting for the Eagles, while they and Vegas well know better they will be the true winners of the season because of it.

>Ben go into his mid 40's, tough guy

As thought Rivers and Eli aren't "tough", as well.

Eli is washed-up, though, and I'm still confused why he's playing.

Eli and the giants at best will got 9-7 in realistic terms if the rest of the division shits itself harder than them. But considering the lack of WR and most teams will prepare for Barkleys OP running. I see them realistically go 6-10 at best this season.

Of course they are. And the only argument for the whole Zeke drama the Cowboys have going against them by Analyst is because of the *There is always a different NFCE champ ever year* meme. Which will be broken when the Cowboys win this year and the Iggles get to sleep in the basement with that 7-9 record with Wentz now breaking his throwing arm this time.

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>Be man
>Allow anus to be penetrated willfully
Yeah, no, it's not gay. It's SUPER gay.

Parforthecourse.wmv

>Pegging isn’t gay
Dallass Cowboy fans everyone

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Its either him or tiki, and tiki is a fucking faggot too.

Which team has the most normal fans here?

Titans

Fanbases without a lot of fans. Chargers, titans, jags etc.

I like Dak the giant slayer

Nobody. The only fanbases that come off as normal on this board are teams with no fans that regularly post. So Titans/Lions/Bengals/Bucs/Broncos/Raiders/Redskins/Falcons/49ers

t. dak the giant slayer

VIRGIN POSITIONS:
>quarterback
>running back
>wide receiver
>guard
>offensive tackle
>defensive tackle
>all linebackers
>long snapper
>punt returner
>kicker
CHAD POSITIONS:
>center
>tight end
>cornerback
>safety
>punter

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if I'm correct 5 of those 6 pro bowls came while he had AB to throw to right?

Also he was the definition of "dragged by defense to a super bowl victory" in both SB wins he had save for a decent drive at the end of 43. He was ASS in 40.

Chief ez

Lions and Redskins because I never see them post.

Chargers Schedule

>Colts W
>@Lions W
>Texans W
>@Miami W
>Broncos W
>Steelers W
>@Titans W
>@Bears W
>Packers W
>@Raiders L
>Chiefs W
>@Broncos L
>@Jags W
>Vikings W
>Raiders W
>@Chiefs L

You literally cannot refute this. They are going 13-3, 10-6 at worst

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Green Bay

Go sit on a dildo fag

Enjoy 9-7 like always

Who fucking cares? They wont do shit in the

No, that’s gay

Oilers.

OLBs are the biggest Chads alive

>Chargers with a win streak that long
No.

>enjoys getting pegged
>not a faggot

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I’ma say it again: Having penetrative sex with a girl is not gay

>went 12-4 last year

Lmao blown out so easily queer

Packers
94
47
When he's not hurt, yes.
Probably Mahomes again

Brady is statistically the greatest postseason quarterback in NFL history, what are you smoking Achmed?

Did you guys know half of 99 is 44.5?

No one cares cuz theyll fail in the playoffs

Who?

Lol he’s in your head

When you're the penetrator...not the one being penetrated

>I’ma say it again: Having penetrative sex with a girl is not gay
You keep phrasing it like this to make it sound normal. Getting fucked up the ass with a dick if your a man is gay as fuck.

>/nfl/ seething this hard already
Get used to it, cuz when football starts the real dak is gonna make it even worse

Hello old gay
Watching cuck porn?

What’s a good website or method for creating a cash prize fantasy league, half ppr? Yahoo and Cbs won’t work (except with an informal prize workaround) because a friend and I both live in states they exclude

As a man you have 1 job, to not get fucked in the ass

As a man you have 1 job, to have secks with a girl

You are not a man, you're now a woman

Why are you posting? You do realize all of your teams will disappoint you.

Trannies dont count as women faggot

I agree

WHAT MAKES A MAN IS IT THE POWER IN HIS HANDS
IS IT HIS QUEST FOR GLORYYYYYYY

oh? is it the job of every man to have a fake dick in his ass?

Has an NFL player ever got caught banging a tranny like those Chaps overseas always do?

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>trying to redirect the attention away from being blatantly in denial of your homosexual preference

>Antonio Brown has a form of trench foot, aggravated by cryotherapy treatment

What should we call this new condition? Slavefoot? Coonbite?

yahoo is the best, just do the cash prize outside of the website

Just put the money in a Paypal pool...at the end of the season, send the money to the winner/2nd/3rd etc

>cowboys fans are faggots
lmao

Can't Jack Kearney just make it go away?

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Now you're a man. A many man man. Uh-Ma-yunnnnnnn....

Stop sucking the media's dick. If you actually watched the game you would have seen the refs were actually letting them play the game. The facemask on Goff in the series before that didn't get called was proof of it. Stfu pussy.

Having sex with girls ain’t gay

but you didn't have sex at all. you were sodomized by a fake cock. keep up with the mental gymnastics though dude.

Getting pegged is similar to putting it in a girl’s butthole both of em aint gay

And since the Rams won we were treated to that wonderful spectacle known as SB 53. Aints would have scored more than a field goal

Seething Rams fan triggered his shit team got called out on their unsportmanlike plays then got absolute raw dogged in the Superbowl by the real goats.

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Pegging is, especially when you request the dildo be the biggest, blackest one she can find.

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trip on faggot.

trip on faggot. you're not fooling anyone.

And the Patriots would have dumped 30 on their pisspoor defense. Stop crying. You were spared an even greater humiliation

seething cause you think you might be gay for putting it in a girls butt... men have butts too you fucking gay

If it was the saints it would’ve been 42-0 by halftime and would’ve ended 45-28.

Patriots vs Saints/Brady vs Brees would have been a way more kino super bowl though...

Anal sex with women has nothing to do with YOU, a MAN, taking DICK SHAPED OBJECTS UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND LIKING IT. BIG LETTERS FOR EASY READING MY FRIEND.

>deperately (You)ing anonymous bullies
>literally begging to be called straight
jesus christ dude just log off

>this “man” likes being pegged
>considers himself “straight”
2 on the Kinsey scale, bare minimum

Only niggas in prison get fucked in the ass, fuck that, I'll kill a dude over that shit, ain't gettin raped

The Kinsey Scale makes all of this irrelevant.

>he can’t into prostate stimulation
LMAOING AT U PLEBS

Seethe harder fatass, you would kill for those abs

they are both simulations of a gay action you fucking queer

Penetration involving 1 man and 1 girl is heterosexual sex

Your guy is lost, please come pick him up

Thst would have still been more entertaining than what we got

>blast your own asshole with dicks
>LMAO at ur life m8
Pretty sure we're the ones laughing

I agree, I would pay money to see the aints get bootyblasted.
Oh wait, I already did, since I went to that cowboys game

Theres a difference between stimulating the prostate and getting a dick in your ass. Nice try fag

Anal sex is an entirely different argument you fucking moron. That's like saying fucking a girl's mouth is gay because gay dudes do that too.

The problem with dak the anal fuccboi and you is that jamming a dildo up your ass isn't something that can naturally be done with a woman, it's just fucking gay simulated sex.

>if i keep using vague language, i can fool people into thinking im not a flaming faggot

hey guys it's me

>superb owl 53 was worse than superb owl 48
is there anyone (seahawks fans excepting) who unironically thinks this?

>you would pay money to watch another team lose because you know your team will never win
Cowgirl fans really are cucks

The mouth was designed to give pleasure, the butthole was not

Watching Manning get BTFO after the media hyped him up for over a month was great faggot.

Bartsimpson.jpg

>the loins coach is so fat and lazy he rides a 4 wheeler around training camp

sad

Neither are biologically designed for sexual pleasure, same with hands and feet and whatever else. And yet people use them that way.

Holy shit it's current thread and people are still arguing with dak about gay sex. Cringe!

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>Vehemently claims pegging is not gay
>Desperately replies to anons denying his homosexuality
>Thinks anyone is seething over anything he's said and not just screen capping and laughing at every gaytarded thing he's posted

>Likes to see bootyblasting
>Bootyblasts self in solidarity

Seems legit.

>

Safid Deen
@Safid_Deen
While #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross supports Trump's 2020 re-election efforts, he does not support Trump's views on race, a source close to Ross tells the
@SunSentinel

Lol all the libertards are so pissed. Thank god ross did something with balls.

>twitter posting tweets from people who I dont give a fuck about

>If I take my trip off no one will know I'm gay.

We know.

>dak the giant faggot

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The most cucked tripfag on Yea Forums, everyone

hey dak, when you start sucking dicks, will you call it not gay cuz theyre feminine?

Constantly bringing each other down and not being accepting of others is what the elites want

strawpoll.me/18441753

Not dak but ok

Why cant you retarded redditor faggots just fucking ignore trips holy fuck

t. dak the giant slayer

Test post

i cant wait bros

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Patriots 10-6 record this season nothing special

Today is such a good preseason football day, too. Nice & cool yet warm enough that a beer is just a bit more delicious. Tomorrow should be great!

Where do you think the male G-spot is?

Mine's my dick.

don't fucking respond to me you disgusting miscreant. recede back to your rhode island shanty

>me and bradys sixth knee

Whoa, what the fuck's your fucking problem, Masshole - your train fucking derail?

>me and Brady's Sixth Ring

Predictions this season?

Will we ever see the resurgence of TYBC?

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12-4 who gives a fuck what jungle fever thinks

Brady's going into a contract year and John Gordon might be back - and a stacked D.

13-3, AFCCS minimum.

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Me and >6. Bills

I live in Maryland

Whenever he throws a TD

So... never?

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No one cares old gay, you samefagging cuck

No one cares retard

Whats youre problem?

CFL is much better entertainment here in Canada, dunno why you American's enjoy your NFL. Boring!

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>the old gay boogeyman
shut up schizos

I visited Maryland last month it was shit. The east coast is shit. Fucking 90 degrees and humid and rains every day. Miss me with that shit NIGGAA

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Hahaha, yeah. OldBay is so great. They're all just SoiBoy haters.

Hello old gay

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Guess again.

Seattle, bruh.

Who is John Gordon?

Josh Gordon's alter ego just in case he's banned from the league for good.

What class are u gonna play in classic wow?

>Josh Gordon filed for reinstatement

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Imagine getting frostbite in July

>anymore
He never was

Imagine being a dumb nigger

/Bills Owl 2020/

>90 passer rating.
>Statistically greatest postseason player.

You're confusing effenciancy with bulk stats, otherwise Brees is the greatest ever.

>passer rating
Gay stat.

You just said he was statistically the greatest postseason player ever, whats stats are those then? Outside of team stats?

TICK TOCK

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CFL is ass
>ads on the field and uniforms in addition to commercials
>flags after every play
>penalties sound like programming errors
>nonexistent defense despite there being only 3 downs, teams punt due to their own mistakes
>fumble galore
>atmosphere is worse than the AAF
>insanely long one sided matchups
>like 95% of the league is black
>players are literally only there so they can go to the nfl
>all the rule changes add nothing to the game
>Canada
No thanks

>6. Bills
HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SO DUMB HOLY SHIT GOD YOURE FUCKING RETARDED
>6. Bills Owl 2020
AHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EHHHHHH PUTO

That wasn’t me.

Based

Cringe

1. Patriots
2. Chargers
3. Colts
4. Browns
5. Chiefs
6. Bills

>6. Bills

youtu.be/_o7vV7miEGs?t=406

>fat whitoid roastie cunt btfos antonio "mah feet cold nigga" brown
AYO U CAN FIT HOW MANY BASKETBALL IN DERE NIGGA?

>6. Texans
Dumbass

Chiefs
Pats
Colts
Steelers
Browns
Chargers

>DET: Hockenson 'fixture' with first-team offense
I still have no clue why the packers wont just give rodgers a decent TE for once in his life
I mean jimmy is ded. bury him and get somebody good already.

Apparently the Chiefs got a new Defensive Coach since playoffs happened. Since been unable to pay attention to shit as a KCfag, what are your thoughts Chiefsfags on the new guy? Do you think he can make >our team's defense play better or will the memes last another year?

>I’m based

>Colts
Nope, Luck is dead again. Grigson fucked that kid’s body up for life.
t. Clotsfag

can you stop being mad for like 10 seconds

I’m not mad, I’m laughing at how easy it is to trigger people like you with something as simple as
>6. Bills

i'm triggered by unfunny forced memes. the /2020/ poster is based.

Skeptical considering I legit thought Spagnolo was dead

Thrown out of the club

>6. Bills is “forced”
>/owl 2020/, *wins the afc south*, pats get the 1 seed chiefs get the Brady seed and other things spammed by one person aren’t “forced”
Seems like an arbitrary definition to me

>BillsOwl2020
>posted less than one time per thread
>your mad ass
>samefagging constantly

People other than me post >6. Bills though
Everything else I mentioned is one guy per meme

Poster counts never go up when people post your little meme, mainly because you’re the only one posting it

meanwhile the packers coach demonstrates QB footwork in a walking boot lol

It doesn’t go up because they posted at another point in the thread too

Lmao I wish I saw you irl to demonstrate what real dangerous assault was you fucking pussy

bob tonyan will be OK, but the real secret weapon this year is FB danny vitale
the guy can run routes, catch, rush, and pass pro

shut up

>someone knows who danny vitale is
what the fuck are you doing ITT? this is for teenage patriots fans and know nothing scumbags that use their welfare checks to purchase the new copy of madden

people who actually know football arent treated well around here my friend
>there are people here right now who keep talking about what a weapon dalvin cook is because they heard it on ESPN despite that worthless faggot never accomplishing a thing in the league

What if hypotheticals, when it comes down to it, is mental masturbation. It's fun, but it's not productive and you can't prove anything or win arguments with the results.

Nobody thinks Dalvin cook is good, dumbass.
Aren’t you the guy who said Cousins would put the Vikings over the top a season ago? Lmao

Why the fuck do I get banned for “Off-topic” for telling a trip fag to fuck off for bringing politics into an NFL thread, but he’s still around? Pretty much confirms Dak the Giant Taker is Bradysknee falseflag Cowboys “fan” alt considering he’s a janny

CFL is great.
one of my favorite things about the end of summer is CFL games on espn2. there are some good plays being made every game. I dont know what youre talking about.
the only thing I hate is the fucking cow bells. those crowds suck and ruin the broadcast with bells for some reason.

go blue bombers.

Can't be worse than Sutton.

fuck it.
at least they pulled the trigger and tried to give it a shot with him.
Its a thousand times worse to have a playoff/owl ready team and the organization just never spends money to get the few pieces you need to get you over the hump.
thats gotta be hell for a lot of teams that suffer that fate.

Yeah, we’ve established he’s Bradysknee alt. Same personality and all

Vitale did shit all with the Browns but seemed like a decent enough guy. Hope he works out better wherever and his replacement isnt ass

bradysknee is a confirmed janny. When I shit on old gay he cries but I don’t get banned or reported. When I shit on bradysknee I get a three day ban.

>nobody thinks Dalvin cook is good
Read as: my opinion must be the only opinion

What?

The Raiders one is on their youtube channel

I haven’t seen anybody talk about Dalvin cook in this thread over the last several days until he brought it up just now.

Oh look, it’s another “people don’t realize that getaban isn’t a Vikings fan” episode

strawpoll.me/18441753

To say Cook is or is not good would be lying about the information. Truth is, we don’t know, because the sample size is too small. Being injured doesn’t make you a bad player, just as staying healthy doesn’t make you a good one. Hopefully he stays healthy the entire season so we can really see what he’s capable of doing.

Im not gay, i would never have sex with a man

Is football a combat sport?

In a sense

Yes

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>Nope, Luck is dead again. Grigson fucked that kid’s body up for life.

What exactly happened to his calf? Is it that serious or are you exaggerating?

Don’t want to get banned for talking about the janny trip, sorry. Just filter Dak and Bradysknee

If Sumo is, then the O-Linemen sure are

This

What team are you most afraid of having your team face and why?
For me it’s the Chiefs against my Vikings. They’ve still got a pretty good aerial game, and while our veteran CBs have developed well, we’re missing Hughes and Mahomes is still pretty mobile, which gives his receivers lots of time to get open.

>I only like putting dicks in my mouth that's not gay
>giving a hand job isn't gay, you give yourself handjobs all the time
>please believe me

I moved to America from Europe. What American football team is the most based?

>I only like putting dicks in my mouth that's not gay
>giving a hand job isn't gay, you give yourself handjobs all the time
>please believe me

It's not gay if he says no homo first.

Im afraid of going 8-8

>My

Nobody asked you faggot.

>he doesn’t hold stocks in his team

>implying that isn't literally the ViQueens ceiling this year
they'll be third in the division

Imagine trying to pass off trench foot as frost bite.

>source: trust me dude

19 people think you're a faggot

only you your phone and your strap-on think otherwise

>m-My speculation is better than y-your speculation!!!

It is. My sources are more reliable than yours. I should know, I am them.

What preseason game tomorrow are you most hyped for and why is it the New York Bowl with the Jets vs the Giants?

>dead team vs The Who’s

I wish he didn't make me seethe.

>6. Bills

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How long does it take to hear back generally? Will they deny his request because Goddell hates the Patriots and/or it’s his nth offense?

They’re afraid it’s the same type of calf strain that led to KD tearing his Achilles.

My team vs kangals

>my

>6. Bills

no, what the hell is wrong with you

What did she mean by this?

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Rape fantasy.

Whichever is closest to you

>Steelers fan
>California plate
>Kia Soul
I haven’t seen this much cringe in an image in a while

That she watches exactly 0 games of football but see highlights videos on Facebook and considers herself an avid fan

That she's absolutely based

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She likes it up the ass. Must be Dak

90% chance this woman is at least 250lbs

My Carolina Panties!!! We’re cool and loving and fun and tolerant just like Europeans and not big hateful meanies like the falcons and saints fans here :3

Lmao

You are now aware of the fact that you are overweight

Watch and follow it for a few weeks and see what team you like the most.

If you just wanna pick one, Chiefs have the best young QB and should be a playoff contender for the next 15 years if all goes well. Could be a good pick.

Only by about 20 lbs. already lost 10 so far.

>t. >6. stoolers or >6. texans
dumbasses

>Mariota is mediocre again
>gets injured again
>Tannehill starts
>actually looks good and takes us to the playoffs

Our front office wouldn't be stupid enough to sign Tannehill again, right?

*99.9%

berds

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Have to take a poop but don’t worry I will just look at posts from my phone

I HATE THIS FUCKING BIRD SO MUCH
FUCK THE TARDINALS

if that happens you better believe Tannehill would con the titans into giving him money.

>6. Bills

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Reminder that Bears and Eagles are the only 2 teams in history to not have a QB throw for 4000 yards.

How is that possible, especially in the last decade where the league heavily favors passing?

my favorite bar back home in vegas is a bills bar

Buy 4 drinks get $0 off.

>6. Bills

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Holy fuck could you be any more mad

>bills

It's looking more and more like the Patriots got the best QB in the draft, Stidham apparently has a great arm and looks amazing in camp. They can't keep getting away with this.

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>6. Bills

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Good luck jest having a crazy coach

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>6. Bills

anyone with even an iota of intelligence saw this one coming. Stidham was a first rounder potential back in the 2018 draft, but stayed at Auburn an extra year and fell flat. If you watched any college ball it was clear Auburn's scheme and lack of talent was responsible for this. Gus is a literal retard and squandered Stidham's talent.

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They have a fucking good defense and playmakers Fuck you guys

>6. Bills

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>they have a good fucking defense

>QB looks good in camp
Shocker.

No one has said the name Dalvin Cook in at least the last 12 threads. Please shove a knife in the closest electrical outlet.

>coaches pride themselves on eating sleeping and breathing football 24/7
>brag about sleeping on couches at the office and neglecting their families

I was really glad when Urban Meyer got BTFO by his own daughter for being a terrible father

*wins da souf*

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>MN
>Owl ready team

LoL

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment?

>6. Bills

The Bills had the No. 2 ranked defense in the league last year.

like a giant autistic retard

100% chance senpai.

>6. Bills
Imagine being this fucking retarded.

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Damn, they must have had such a good record that year behind that stout defense.

So why didn’t they make the playoffs?

I’ve got $10,000 on the Jets to win the AFCE. You faggots forget that gronk retiring is going to have the same impact on the patriots as if Brady retired and gronk didn’t. Gonna be laughing when the gaytriots go 2-14 like the bitches they are.

Learn sports, make money

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Not even gonna pretend that it’s not bait. No (You) for you, faggot.

bro Im billsowl /2020/
but I dont think the bills even have the No. 2 ranked defense in NY

Just a reminder not to respond to false flags

Or... Mahomes will get hit good one time and never shake it. The Chiefs have no feature back, and no defense. They're not a playoff team.

378st for Chad Vrabel

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>muh abs
>dak the prostate tickler

Women don’t have prostates

>dak the giant faggot is back

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Will Yea Forums meltdown when Brady becomes a Titan to reunite with Vrabel?

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I’m not gay, I’d never have sex with a man

>handicap parking focal point
All you had to do was stand in front of the sign

>hes a manlet

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>6. Bills

Did i stutter?

Who?

I’m 6'5" retard

>titans
i routinely unironically forget they're a team

What about a transwoman?

That’s a man and that’s gay. I would only ever have sex with a biological female

>6.
>Bills
Roflmao

>i like dick up the ass
>but im not gay tho

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Yes

>N-no guys I swear I'm not a manlet I'm wat above average height I'm just a faggot everywhere else in my life

>dick
Never said that
Lose weight fatass

>I am 6 foot 5 retard
you're a pretty big retard then

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brady will be the qb coach, Mariota my personal lord and savior isn't going anywhere

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Their QB situation behind Josh Allen was a disaster, and even when Allen was on the field he had Kelvin fatfuck Benjamin and his potato hands as his WR1.

strawpoll.me/18441753

Kys chink scum

Having sex with a transwoman isn't gay, it's queer. Stop being so non-binary, faggot.

If you're 6'5 then 2 of those feet are from your weird shaped head.

Gee if only you were allowed more receivers on the field than just 1...

i'd heem you in the first rd manlet

I still believe fellow Titansbro

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Obsessed
Buttmad

I’m glad they have Josh Allen and his pinpoint accuracy this season

Mariota gonna be sitting next to the Sanchise and Tebow on ESPN 2 next year.

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Literally 180lbs but I'll keep that in mind
Also
>Lockers are probably 3ft tall, and 3 inches off the ground
>Visibly a foot shorter than them
Sure buddy and you always gotta work out when average sized people literally overlook you

Jets havent had one since Namath.

Nah, the Ravens drafted mcSorley. He'll be Lamar's backup for 2 years before they trade hime to the Deflatriots for a first amd a second.

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Here’s the thing about the Bills you faggots, they made the playoffs in 2017 with a much worse team than the one they have now

>never seen Mariota play

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>88% yes

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>bills

>6.

>6. Bills

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People don’t ACTUALLY root for the bills, do they?

Don't cry user

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I hope you know that literally nobody believes youre over 5'9", faggot

Charge your fucjing phone

Buffaloanites do

>buffalel

Taller than you Pedro

That was almost a month ago user, when that phone hit 0 I bought another and have done this twice since then.

I meant people who matter obviously

Samefag

enough with the tripfaggot drama and >6. Bills shitposting, fucking christ

>6. Bills

>6. Bills

>if the Stephen Gostkowski missed every kick last year, the patriots would’ve still gone 8-7-1
>and they still would’ve won the division

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Is it possible for teams to do so bad that only 4 from a conference make it to the playoffs?

>6. Bills
>dak the giant faggot insisting he isnt a pole riding queer
>old gay is a cuck who watches Mistress T porn
>it's a good thing i'm not autistic anymore
>me and Brady's Sixth Knee
What a time to post on /nfl/

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If a nog had done this, all the faggots posting excuses would be going on and on about savages
I really hate the fagtriot bandwagon, pure cancer

no

So you admit youre a manlet cuck?

No

This your first summer?

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Cuckolding is not the same as getting pegged by a fully functional transwoman.

>86% of /nfl/ thinks dak the giant slayer is a faggot

strawpoll.me/18441753

reminder that he takes cock up the ass

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No hes a manlet faggot who likes being pegged. It's ok though because it's a girl pretending to have a dick to ram into his ass, but if a dude did it itd be gay as fuck

>transwoman
Literally never said anything about that

>me and Brady's Sixth Ring

>It's ok though because it's a girl pretending to have a dick to ram into his ass, but if a dude did it itd be gay as fuck
Yes, this is correct

Is it gay if its a robot pegging you?

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You dont have to say anything. One look at the manlet twink in that image tells everyone who looks at it that you like dick in your ass

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No. But that's hella robosexual. Pervert.

Theres no way to pretend that youre fucking a woman while taking a dick or dick shaped object up the ass.

dak is a faggot in denial.

>watching hard knocks
>Mayock talks about stretching on lesser talent for “high character” guys
>Johnathan Abram is literally out nigging even Vontaze Burfict
This team is the most glorious train wreck imaginable

6. Bills

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>6. Bills

So girl dildos your ass its straight. A dude does it its gay? No wonder you're a fucking delusional cowboys fan. I cant wait for Zeke, Dak and Amari to bankrupt you for years to come with just as many divisional wins since DVDs were invented

I literally cant wait to watch the raiders implode this season.

Y’know what it was fun making /nfl/ seethe for a while but it’s not funny anymore. I’m disabling this trip FOREVER and will continue to post among you fags as an user. I could be anyone of you.

And I am bradysknee

yep

Super Bowl 40 was also really bad refball

*wins his seventh with the Texans*

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>Closet homosexual
>Openly racist
>Cowboy fan

Good god, can you pick one fucking mental illness and stick with it?

That's okay, I'm already convinced you constitute 50% of posters in these threads.

>Tyrod Taylor worse than Josh Allen

No.

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how do you know it's not just you and Dak in every thread..?

>dude i love taking dick up the ass, but only from a woman
>idk that sounds pretty gay man
>no, you dont understand. Its not gay cuz im still having sex with a woman bro
>but... youre taking dick up the ass.
>dude youre not getting it. i let her fuck me missionary style. im looking at her the whole time
>...

Shout out to my man Old Bay tho

As many devices and as much autism and time that bradysknee/Dak/Old Gay/whoever has, they at least need some time to type the posts.

>the dynasty is done
did you miss the season where Belichick went 11-5 with Matt Cassel

Even if their posts are just dialectics with faceless anons? Someone's being a little naive.

don't shout out yourself...just put your trip on and accept the hate

With a 16-0 team? And missed the Playoffs? Yeah I saw it, can't wait

hes been all over the packers practice, catching contested catches and touchdowns on checkdowns and big wheel routes and stuff. maybe he needed to grow into his role or needed a new one

>Brady is worth 5 wins above replacement each season
>gronk is just as important as Brady
>patriots are confirmed going 6-10 next season

>gronk is just as important as Brady
They won 1st seed and 51 without Gronk

>Chiefs QB battle? Fans spell out why Chad Henne should be the starter over Mahomes

Honestly a compelling case. Henne has better fundamentals and accuracy. He also doesn't need to throw retarded meme passes

>AB has extreme frostbite on his feet and could be out for "a while"

What are the odds he has to have it amputated?

>did you miss the season where they missed the playoffs

the best game will be watson/injured mccarron/maybe new signing and 2nd team linemen being terrorized by the packers 12 overall pick, while kizer/boyle throw dragons and picks consecutively

>did you miss the season where Chad Pennington won the AFCE

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Well hopefully he has a good season then. I get Cleveland definitely wasnt the place for him to shine

Ronnie the limo driver told me it ain't gay for a woman to jam you in the ass, and you think anyone's gonna listen to the opinions of the faggots on this board? Dak the tripfag you're definitely a faggot, but you're not gay

Where the fuck did he go to get his feet frostbitten in fucking August? Hes gotta be covering something up.

He didn't wear his shoes in the cryotube

Hey dak the giant faggit

Cryotherapy. Didnt wear the proper footwear apparently

Lmfao wow

They lost a bunch of players on defense, along with one of their major receivers. They still would've gone to the playoffs but lost to Miami on the conference tiebreaker.

They went 10-6 the following year with Brady back in action.

Tom Brady has accomplished more than the entire black race collectively

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Happened possibly months ago, it's why the steelers took a 3 and a 5.
Wrong, I mean hes a fag just not gay

That isn't a high bar to clear

He's only 42, give him some time

Maybe!

Is it possible that this frostbite is severe enough to derail his career?

New Thread

>11-5 with Cassel
>10-6 with Brady

Kek.

>Garapolo in the Pats system - 113 PR.
>Garapolo for 49ers - 90 PR.

Kek.

His feet are already gone.

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