/heem/:

Ummmmm yeah this is the thread

Somebody please find me this video

I told you this was the thread, doggy.

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If you can't find it yourself you deserve to be beaten by the entire /heem/

Well, it appears that this thread is not being spammed, so I believe this is the correct thread to use

lmao

Listen, you're 100% right, baby boy

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Why do people hate Colby? I think the better question is "why are they such nerds?"

Id heem you all pride tourny style

Back when we had daily WSHH threads. I miss it bros.

Can you guys help me with my essay for writing 121?

It’s about homelessness

Ahem

BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK

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what about it

what specifically about homelessness? What's the assignment

based

Post your best worldstar heems

streamable.com/dbe4z

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about to watch fast and furious 9 hobbs and shaw

thoughts on this movie?

It’s supposed to be a pamphlet for my local homeless shelter but I’m stretching out the word count by explaining that, contrary to popular belief, being homeless is kinda shit. I always struggle with the essays that aren’t argumentative

disrespectful play off Vin's hard work
Make your own damn franchise Rock you litty fuck

I wouldn’t know. Ask Brendan Schaub
streamable.com/h4tv2

Write that homelessness is a useful formative experience for young people, and that it teaches valuable life skills, like resiliance, ingenuity, and inner strength. Argue that all high school graduates should undergo a one-year period of mandatory homelessness immediately after graduation, so that they can reap the rich benefits of homelessness throughout their careers.

>It’s supposed to be a pamphlet for my local homeless shelter
A pamphlet for what fucking purpose you retard? Advertisement? Awareness?

break it up into different sections and cite statistics yada yada

i'd go for the angle that most of them choose to be homeless because theyre degenerates who cant handle responsibility, while also getting pity from society

damn, what a killer

streamable.com/6wo62

Not an argumentative essay
From the assignment sheet
“Your friend works for a local agency whose mission is to help new residents, tourists, and transients to learn more about the community and its resources. As part of this mission, her agency collects profiles from local residents about local groups, businesses, and organizations, which it distributes to its employees and clients. The agency’s collection is small and dated, so your friend has asked for your help. While you can assume that your readers are adults, you cannot assume anything more than a ninth-grade education. This means that your report will need to be conversational and will need to employ basic vocabulary.”

>contrary to popular belief, being homeless is kinda shit
>contrary to popular belief

Yeah, I’m stretching out the word count by writing about why being homeless isn’t that great (obvious) but I’m struggling to think of more reasons. I just finished a paragraph about access to food

What's up?

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write about why anyone would choose to be homeless in a cold city
like nigga "bum" a ride to nevada or something
as if the street corners change so much

So is the pamphlet about homelessness or is it about helping new residents, tourists, and transients to learn more about the community and its resources?

>While you can assume that your readers are adults, you cannot assume anything more than a ninth-grade education
Americans everyone.

It’s about helping new residents, tourists, and transients to learn more about the community and its resources. In this case, the homeless shelter.
I got marked down for using the word “pernicious” in my last essay. Anything but technical writing is a joke

>self-hating burger
heem yourself, my man.

So today Colby went full incel rage mode on Miesha. He tried flirting with her and she wasn't having it.

Childhood is choosing Usman as your boy

Adolescence is idolizing Colby

One does not truly become a man until he recognizes "Platinum" Mike Perry as the correct choice all along

All great fighters taste defeat at least once so that they can learn that they never want it again. Like a phoenix colby rose from the ashes and became the great american winning machine. His reign will be long and dominate.

Heres how I'd do it. In sections

1.) Define homelessneess
2.) numbers and statistics
3.) hardships and other issues that come with being homeless
4.) why people are homeless ( you can throw in the fact that theres like 3 mil homeless kids in the US.)
5.) How you can help

should probably just look up some homeless pamphlet and rip that off cuz this class sounds like a joke.

SO why are you writing about homelessness if the assignment is to educate new residents, tourists, and transients about the homeless shelter? Shouldn't you be focusing more on the services your shelter provides, its policies, how many people they see, etc?

but mike can't beat usman or colby

This is why MMA is so much safer than boxing or kickboxing. That dude got absolutely flatlined and would have been allowed to continue if he made it back to his feet.

So you're asking for help with your autobiography?

it's not about winning fights, it's about winning stories. it's not about being the champion of the world, it's about being the champion of your world.

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Forgot to add
>6. Why conor wins the rematch

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This is pretty similar to the structure I had for the rough draft
Can’t fill up ten pages with the info I have about them. I was supposed to interview someone at the shelter but I didn’t want to waste their time so I’m fabricating an interview based on info from their website

mike shadowrealms both of those bums and wins the subsequent rematches and their stories. He is literally the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, and I have no doubt in my mind about it.

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I agree with you, Mike.

#MBSIB

What a daft cunt

Anybody got a stream?

Colby is a glorified butt hugger

Yikes, what a completely fucking pointless task. This is why you skip college and learn a trade.

>YUGE, dominant win over robbie
>tries to parlay this success into hooking up with miesha
based colby, following the believe meme achieve blueprint. this is going to end up like a bizarro world conor career path.

hold on, brother, I'm hydrating

/heem/ is a platinum chad general

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mike gets wrestlefucked for 5 rounds by both of those guys, potentially finished by usman.

Damn, based and true

Rude. I struggle with writing because I’m autistic but I’m okay at other subjects Nah, the stuff that’s relevant to my major is actually useful. It’s gen eds that are the problem

shut the fuck up

As a guy who got bullied a lot I love Masvidals zero tolerance towards disrespect but as a fan of MMA I love the heels and the build ups.

What is your major

Someone make a proper thread. Recycling threads is for plebs

shut the fuck up

Well I'm glad you asked.

For me, its Cynthia Calvillo.

Based. A shame he'll get his chin cracked by Luque, but he'll win the story nonetheless.

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Math

youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

this man is single handily carrying the country on his back every time he makes that walk, absolutely based.

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What kind of math?

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Is Danaher one of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century?

I don’t have a specialization yet. I’m taking real analysis and abstract algebra in the fall

What do you think?

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Did you see that Colby actually did not vote for Trump

where?

bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/

this completely justified though. i felt the same exact way he did. he will be voting for trump 2020 though count on it

bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/

>Well I’ll be damned. Finally we have a story that isn’t fake news. You are correct. I have never registered to vote in my life.
>I have hated politics and politicians for as long as I can remember. I have always found them to be liars and hypocrites, seeking nothing but to further their self interests in the name of public service.

Is colby, dare I say, based and redpilled?

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Seems believable I guess or is it all part of the act

mmanews.com/colby-covington-actually-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/

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If this is true Colby is the most based fighter in the history of the UFC.

BASED AND MAGAPILLED

drumpf confirmed getting worked as well, colby just using him for the pub. based chaos

I knew a guy this smart wouldn't actually vote for trump.

Um, it's geometry, right?

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>even the smarks got worked into a shoot by Colby

Basedola

God damn how'd he get up after the spinning back kick. Absolute unit of a chin, but it failed him after the superman punch.

This is unequivocally based as fuck. He shit-talked his way into the White House without even voting.

>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:16:10 No.94670861▶
>
> BASED AND MAGAPILLED
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:16:37 No.94670866▶
>
> drumpf confirmed getting worked as well, colby just using him for the pub. based chaos
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:31 No.94670879▶
>
> I knew a guy this smart wouldn't actually vote for trump.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:36 No.94670881▶
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> Um, it's geometry, right?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:36 No.94670882▶
> >even the smarks got worked into a shoot by Colby
> Basedola
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:54 No.94670891▶
>
> God damn how'd he get up after the spinning back kick. Absolute unit of a chin, but it failed him after the superman punch.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:18:48 No.94670903▶
>
>
>
>
> This is unequivocally based as fuck. He shit-talked his way into the White House without even voting.

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>He didn't vote for Trump
lol what a cazzie

PFFFTTTTT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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finally, about fucking time you started posting some trannies

>where?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:15:04 No.94670843▶
>
>
> bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/
> this completely justified though. i felt the same exact way he did. he will be voting for trump 2020 though count on it
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:15:10 No.94670850▶
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>
> bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/
> >Well I’ll be damned. Finally we have a story that isn’t fake news. You are correct. I have never registered to vote in my life.
> >I have hated politics and politicians for as long as I can remember. I have always found them to be liars and hypocrites, seeking nothing but to further their self interests in the name of public service.
> Is colby, dare I say, based and redpilled?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:15:26 No.94670851▶
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> Seems believable I guess or is it all part of the act
> mmanews.com/colby-covington-actually-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:15:38 No.94670854▶
>
> If this is true Colby is the most based fighter in the history of the UFC.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:16:10 No.94670861▶
>
> BASED AND MAGAPILLED
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:16:37 No.94670866▶
>
> drumpf confirmed getting worked as well, colby just using him for the pub. based chaos
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:31 No.94670879▶
>
> I knew a guy this smart wouldn't actually vote for trump.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:36 No.94670881▶

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did he survive?

>> I knew a guy this smart wouldn't actually vote for trump.
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:36 No.94670881▶
> >File: 1459420130888.png (332 KB, 453x401)
> >332 KB
> >
> > Um, it's geometry, right?
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:36 No.94670882▶
> > >even the smarks got worked into a shoot by Colby
> > Basedola
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:17:54 No.94670891▶
> >
> > God damn how'd he get up after the spinning back kick. Absolute unit of a chin, but it failed him after the superman punch.
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:18:48 No.94670903▶
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > This is unequivocally based as fuck. He shit-talked his way into the White House without even voting.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:19:34 No.94670910▶
>
> >He didn't vote for Trump
> lol what a cazzie
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:19:51 No.94670911▶
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>
> PFFFTTTTT
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:20:03 No.94670913▶
> finally, about fucking time you started posting some trannies

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He absolutely can, in theory. He has enough power to KTFO them both one after another. Will he? The probability is less than 1%,

A mystery that we will never uncover, I'm leaning towards no however

>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:48 No.94670491▶
>
> Yikes, what a completely fucking pointless task. This is why you skip college and learn a trade.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:16 No.94670501▶
>
> >YUGE, dominant win over robbie
> >tries to parlay this success into hooking up with miesha
> based colby, following the believe meme achieve blueprint. this is going to end up like a bizarro world conor career path.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:17 No.94670503▶
>
> hold on, brother, I'm hydrating
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:32 No.94670506▶
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> /heem/ is a platinum chad general
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:42:47 No.94670522▶
>
> mike gets wrestlefucked for 5 rounds by both of those guys, potentially finished by usman.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:43:43 No.94670529▶
>
> Damn, based and true
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:44:41 No.94670543▶
>
> Rude. I struggle with writing because I’m autistic but I’m okay at other subjects
> Nah, the stuff that’s relevant to my major is actually useful. It’s gen eds that are the problem
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:51:54 No.94670605▶
> shut the fuck up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:52:46 No.94670614▶
>

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"she"s dead now

spammy's upset because his gay lover is ignoring him lel

uh oh, nigga out here talking reckless, you musta not seen the video cause that's what happened to dat boi

>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:16 No.94670501▶
>
> >YUGE, dominant win over robbie
> >tries to parlay this success into hooking up with miesha
> based colby, following the believe meme achieve blueprint. this is going to end up like a bizarro world conor career path.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:17 No.94670503▶
>
> hold on, brother, I'm hydrating
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:32 No.94670506▶
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> /heem/ is a platinum chad general
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:42:47 No.94670522▶
>
> mike gets wrestlefucked for 5 rounds by both of those guys, potentially finished by usman.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:43:43 No.94670529▶
>
> Damn, based and true
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:44:41 No.94670543▶
>
> Rude. I struggle with writing because I’m autistic but I’m okay at other subjects
> Nah, the stuff that’s relevant to my major is actually useful. It’s gen eds that are the problem
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:51:54 No.94670605▶
> shut the fuck up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:52:46 No.94670614▶
>
> As a guy who got bullied a lot I love Masvidals zero tolerance towards disrespect but as a fan of MMA I love the heels and the build ups.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:55:16 No.94670634▶
>
> What is your major
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:56:14 No.94670640▶
> Someone make a proper thread. Recycling threads is for plebs
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:58:10 No.94670651▶

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Choose one set of brothers in mma to heem every other set of brothers.

Emelianenkos

Nogs

Pettis'

Reems

Diaz

Gracies (Rickson, Royler and Royce/ Ralph, Ryan, Renzo)

Shogun & Ninja

Pitbull Freire x 2

Millers

Guidas

Lauzons

Hughes'

Limas

Shamrocks

Can't think of any more. I'd say the Nogs are the most balanced in skills, Fedor probably heems 4 to 1 for Aleks.

>Based
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:14:09 No.94664259▶
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> This is the thread.
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:17:15 No.94664300▶
>
> >Defends his belt with only one working eye and half a short notice training camp
> Absolutley Bispingesque.
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:17:23 No.94664301▶
> (OP)
> holy shit this nigga looks RESTFUL
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:20:22 No.94664352▶
> Ummmmm yeah this is the thread
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:21:17 No.94664367▶
> (OP)
> Somebody please find me this video
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:22:24 No.94664388▶
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> I told you this was the thread, doggy.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:22:24 No.94664389▶
>

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> (OP)
> holy shit this nigga looks RESTFUL
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:20:22 No.94664352▶
> Ummmmm yeah this is the thread
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:21:17 No.94664367▶
> (OP)
> Somebody please find me this video
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:22:24 No.94664388▶
>File: Bisping-1040x572[1].jpg (80 KB, 1040x572)
>80 KB
> I told you this was the thread, doggy.
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:22:24 No.94664389▶
>
> If you can't find it yourself you deserve to be beaten by the entire /heem/
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:23:31 No.94664417▶
> Well, it appears that this thread is not being spammed, so I believe this is the correct thread to use
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:24:27 No.94664435▶
>
> lmao
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:25:43 No.94664458▶
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>

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>UFC pays like sh-

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write about the san francisco poo map and how it unfairly incites hatred and discrimination against unhoused pyrsyns of color.

openthebooks.com/map/?Map=32504&MapType=Pin&Zip=94103

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>#MBSIB
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:39:13 No.94670467▶
>
> What a daft cunt
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:30 No.94670483▶
> Anybody got a stream?
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:37 No.94670487▶
> Colby is a glorified butt hugger
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:48 No.94670491▶
>
> Yikes, what a completely fucking pointless task. This is why you skip college and learn a trade.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:16 No.94670501▶
>
> >YUGE, dominant win over robbie
> >tries to parlay this success into hooking up with miesha
> based colby, following the believe meme achieve blueprint. this is going to end up like a bizarro world conor career path.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:17 No.94670503▶
>
> hold on, brother, I'm hydrating
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:32 No.94670506▶
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>470 KB
> /heem/ is a platinum chad general
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:42:47 No.94670522▶
>
> mike gets wrestlefucked for 5 rounds by both of those guys, potentially finished by usman.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:43:43 No.94670529▶
>
> Damn, based and true
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:44:41 No.94670543▶
>
> Rude. I struggle with writing because I’m autistic but I’m okay at other subjects
> Nah, the stuff that’s relevant to my major is actually useful. It’s gen eds that are the problem
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:51:54 No.94670605▶
> shut the fuck up

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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:39:13 No.94670467▶
>
> What a daft cunt
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:30 No.94670483▶
> Anybody got a stream?
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:37 No.94670487▶
> Colby is a glorified butt hugger
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:40:48 No.94670491▶
>
> Yikes, what a completely fucking pointless task. This is why you skip college and learn a trade.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:16 No.94670501▶
>
> >YUGE, dominant win over robbie
> >tries to parlay this success into hooking up with miesha
> based colby, following the believe meme achieve blueprint. this is going to end up like a bizarro world conor career path.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:17 No.94670503▶
>
> hold on, brother, I'm hydrating
>>>
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:41:32 No.94670506▶
>File: 148t39127-.jpg (470 KB, 1920x1080)

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>He does it for free

>tfw the trannies spally posts made you guy
Where do I find a cute tranny to fuck?

>read
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:09:20 No.94664180▶
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> champ is hea
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:10:41 No.94664205▶
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> *quits*
> Whoopsie daisy.
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:11:49 No.94664220▶
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:12:51 No.94664236▶
>
> Based
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:14:09 No.94664259▶
>File: bisping[1].jpg (19 KB, 480x360)
>19 KB
> This is the thread.
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:17:15 No.94664300▶
>
> >Defends his belt with only one working eye and half a short notice training camp
> Absolutley Bispingesque.
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:17:23 No.94664301▶
> (OP)
> holy shit this nigga looks RESTFUL
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:20:22 No.94664352▶
> Ummmmm yeah this is the thread
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:21:17 No.94664367▶
> (OP)

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I'm out of here, this flaming faggot with no legs will never stop. Fuck this place.

>If you can't find it yourself you deserve to be beaten by the entire /heem/
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:23:31 No.94664417▶
> Well, it appears that this thread is not being spammed, so I believe this is the correct thread to use
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)20:24:27 No.94664435▶
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> lmao
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> Listen, you're 100% right, baby boy
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)21:01:20 No.94665076▶
> Why do people hate Colby? I think the better question is "why are they such nerds?"
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)21:23:50 No.94665412▶
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> Id heem you all pride tourny style
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)21:27:05 No.94665461▶
> Back when we had daily WSHH threads. I miss it bros.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:01:28 No.94670092▶
> Can you guys help me with my essay for writing 121?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:04:13 No.94670119▶
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> It’s about homelessness
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> Ahem
> BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:07:17 No.94670146▶
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> what about it
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:07:53 No.94670152▶
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> what specifically about homelessness? What's the assignment
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)03:08:20 No.94670155▶
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> based

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what a meme

>What do you think?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:12:03 No.94670805▶
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> Did you see that Colby actually did not vote for Trump
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:12:47 No.94670814▶
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> where?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)04:15:04 No.94670843▶
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> bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/
> this completely justified though. i felt the same exact way he did. he will be voting for trump 2020 though count on it
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> bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/report-colby-covington-didnt-vote-for-donald-trump/
> >Well I’ll be damned. Finally we have a story that isn’t fake news. You are correct. I have never registered to vote in my life.
> >I have hated politics and politicians for as long as I can remember. I have always found them to be liars and hypocrites, seeking nothing but to further their self interests in the name of public service.
> Is colby, dare I say, based and redpilled?
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there's literally no reason to be on heem outside of fight cards.

Why do they count after a knockout

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Mista spammy, sorry fo yo loss, but yo legs

colby and masvi heem everyone in the world

Lads, just had a date with a gorgeous cool girl. We didn't kiss or anything because her brother was there too. Now she doesn't respond to messages that I sent 4 hours ago. I don't know if I fucked up by not being more agressive (trying to touch her/kiss her) or if she just didn't like me. I never picked up a girl on that league though. Fuck, I'm usually the one that doesn't respond, this feels awful.

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lmfao

Personally, I prefer the transgender porn to the gore, but that’s just me

wow dude, that sounds so horrible. Poor fella.

don't fret about it, in the fullness of time you probably won't even remember her.
but you certainly should have beaten her brother to a bloody pulp to assert your dominance as an alpha male, the pussy would have been free no doubt

Schaub haters BTFO

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
3h3 hours ago

Took Mama Bass to get her hair cut and I think I stumbled into another time warp. Whitney Houston's How Will I Know is playing and there's a kid running around in a Ghostbusters tv shirt and wearing a fanny pack. It's 1987 in here right now.
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@Punisher_Bass
Aug 6

I have pretty much been going non stop since Friday and now I'm finally able to stop and relax a little bit. Been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Fuck me, I can still go like I did when I was 18 but the recovery takes a lot longer at 35.
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@Punisher_Bass
Aug 5

It's been several days since I saw it and I keep thinking about the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, it's just this wonderful lovely self contained story. I never expected something like that out of a show that started with the premise of pig fucking.
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@Punisher_Bass
Aug 5

Anyone who says "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" gets kicked in the throat.
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I just scroll by lol. I would filter it but too much effort

BE HONEST. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass

A few things "thoughts and payers" can't do jack shit about

Heal a bullet wound
Bring someone back to life
Deflect a bullet
Stop gun violence

If that's all you have to offer, take them and shove them up your ass, #EndGunViolence
3:55 PM - 4 Aug 2019

stats gang inna house. Listen to me - a wise math major senior. If you aren't top 2 or 3 in your class in abstract algebra AND real analysis you will never get into a top grad school and you will never be a professor. Learn applied maths, take some comp-sci courses, and maybe pick a second major. If you want to have a profitable career you must heed my advice.

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kylie meade bless
jade rivera bless
tcity bless
Derek Schott is the living embodiment of christ

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dating is a numbers game, don't send any more messages if she doesn't respond. In a week or two try a follow-up and if that doesn't work forget her. In the meantime go meet other girls.

Dicey.. Dicey...

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Does heavyweight conor heem DC?

JADE RIVERA TITTY FUCK EDITION
NO TWITTER REPLIES
UNDER INTERPOL INVESTIGATION
MINI KHABIB
JADE RIVERA
TCITY
MODS ARE THE REASON HUMANS CANT LIVE IN PEACE
STOP THE PROGRESS OF MILITARY
STOP TECHNOLOGY
STOP ROBOTS
STOP CHEMISTRY
STOP BIOLOGY
FULL STOPGAP
DEINDUSTRIALISATION
FUCK (((PROGESS)))
DEATH TO AGRICULTURAL
FUCK THE DOMESTICATION OF ANIMALS
SLAUGHTER ALL NONWHITES AND WHITE TRAITORS
DO NO REPLY
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MY BOSS JUST SAW TRANNY DICK ON MY COMPUTER FUCKKKKKKK

Is there a blackout in brazil or something? where are all the filthy animals?

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Anyone have photographs of 18 year old high school wrestler prodigy Jade Rivera?
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would you eat jade rivera's yeast infected vag for ufc 219 tickets? no trolling.
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JANITORS ARE THE FAT FACE OF FACISM

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE JADE RIVERA VAGINA PICTURE?
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who is your favorite jade rivera?
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2 Questions:

1. Would you literally suck a log of shit out of Jade Rivera's asshole for free tickets to the UFC event of your choosing?

2. How will Tiger Pax Schaub do in the UFC?

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tell him it was a feminine penis so its ok

this

youtu.be/rlnmaBjNpto

Frank Tufano destroying Wonderboy.

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time to become an hero

fuck u goof Upcoming MMA events:
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Thanks bros, but it is hard to find a girl that I respect/like. I'm fucking lots of girls, but this one I actually liked. I'm narcissistic as fuck so this hurts more than it should. Somebody heem me pls

I would if I could, b. Because I care.

I dont fuck any girls I'm an insecure porn-addled loser with a shit job and no car

Is that one of the Manson family murders? All pigs must die.

How does that retard keep getting away with the spam, I mean it's a common enough occurance that a mod should be all over it. Considering this is 4channel not chan, surely this must hurt advertisements

me as well

Tate, the former UFC bantamweight champion, said she’d never wavered in her low opinion of trash talk in the sport, and said she wasn’t attacking Covington personally. But the UFC’s No. 1 UFC welterweight contender went for the jugular, calling Tate a hypocrite who “got famous off losing to my girl Ronda Rousey” and “putting pictures on the internet.”
miesha literally couldn't handle that softball

How much would you care if the annual compensation for your labor was 0.00 USD?

Why is his arm so skinny

Have your claims be the first sentence.

>Losing to my girl Ronda
Is Colby BrapChad?

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how the fuck do I make friends?

Kailin Curran was set to compete on the card against an opponent to be determined, but an opponent was not finalized and Curran's bout was removed from the event.
Now I'm mad.

leave her. you're welcome

lower your IQ by 15 points. I guarantee you it will work.

shes ugly and a can

How much longer until the spammer reaches his endgame and stops spamming?

considering his morbid obesity I'd say between 10 and 20 years

Colby's fight style can be best described as water boarding.

He's in the gimmick too deep, he wont stop until suicide

Yoel is going to pull out of the Paulo Costa fight. Don't ask me how I know.

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But who is he talking to?

>Bellator have been to Italy numerous times
>UFC haven't been there once

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How do you know?

Younger guy seemed to be hiding his power level at the beginning

Announcement will come on Sunday, keep your eyes open.

UFC has the large markets, Italy is the scraps

himself

but dana went to fucking idaho

JAMAL WAS wait for it ASIAN

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pooel is getting heemed by costa

Idaho is were the rich red necks of california move to

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And Idahoans actually care about mma, I doubt anyone in Italy or similar places like France would bother going.

>6% dislikes
but why for the love of schaub?

>uneducated metrosexual makeup wearing faggot
hope WB shows up at his doorstep and heems him unconscious

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Wait so hes NOT helping with a math problem!?

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Reminder Gus eye poked Jon in the rematch and Gaethje eye poked Porier. If you think Stipe only lost because of eye pokes you're a cazzie.

it's illegal in France so we couldn't go there if we tried.
Spain and Portugal flat out 100% don't give a shit.
But Italy seems like it would at least fill a 5k capacity stadium like we had for Idaho.
Just seems strange we've been to Germany, Netherlands, Croatia, Sweden, Denmark, Poland, Czech Republic - but not Italy

maybe, do Italians even still do wrestling n shit or was that only during rome?

they do it but are far from the best [2016 olympics]

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Buy a car idiot

ITS OVER HEEM

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i've lived and worked in a small town my whole life so it's not really been a necessity. plus having to pay insurance and shit. but yes eventually i need to sack up get a better job and gtfo here

How do you get to work?

is Cyborg doing big dumps in the bellator locker room now or what

Have a car.

I walk, it's about 5 minutes away. Only time I ever needed a car to work was when I did some construction shit for like a year. I got picked up by my colleague in the company truck, which was no issue as he also lived just a few minutes away.
kek

They deleted Colby's argument with Meisha Tate from the replay of her show.

miesha has a show? why havent autists shilled it here wtf

Imagine the size of her dumps and braps

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I can't believe it's only two days to go to the event of the decade. Fingers crossed no one pulls out of this stellar card.

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Vegan Gains (who would heem every here) ended Frank Chudfano

that shits no joke haha

241 isn't this weekend

seething faggot

FRESH SCHAUB + ROGAN

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She's going to gas out the other poor girls in bellator during her huge locker room dumps

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>bugmen can't wrestle for shit
>honorary Aryans can actually wrestle, because of Judo

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miesha tate is vile
big fan of colby now

>women are vile
Groundbreaking revelation you have there.

i said miesha tate, not women.

not all eye pokes are created equal my man

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where can i hear the interview

it was deleted by her whiteknights

>vintage edition
>lower case heem

hi nuHEEM
now fuck off you estrogen reeking faggot

Same but I have a car

Hey Coral have you watched this yet
youtu.be/nOHaeBm3-kc

Based Raymundo, what car hombre?

An spark, doesn't impress but it helps to keep the gas costs low, still I wish I was an American and could get a different muscle car every 2 years

Tate, the former UFC bantamweight champion, said she’d never wavered in her low opinion of trash talk in the sport, and said she wasn’t attacking Covington personally. But the UFC’s No. 1 UFC welterweight contender went for the jugular, calling Tate a hypocrite who “got famous off losing to my girl Ronda Rousey” and “putting pictures on the internet.”

Covington claimed Tate had called his approach “disgusting” and unfit for Asia’s ONE Championship, where she serves as a vice president.
Tate corrected Covington by attributing those words to her boss, ONE CEO Chatri Sityodtong.

the virgin nerd boomers on sherdog are so cucked and whipped. That place is worse than reddit.

Architectural engineer here, get a real job. Apply the math.

No and I don't plan on it,

>I don't like Meisha because Colby told me not
Meisha's brapper is still pristine you cazzies

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“I came on the show to give you the best ratings you’re ever going to get,” Covington said.

“Like the best ratings that UFC on ESPN got, which was the lowest-rated UFC on ESPN ever?” McKinnell spat.

Covington fired a few more verbal jabs at the radio hosts, calling them “jobbers” before McKinnell said the fighter would never again appear on the show.

this is the only time we've ever heard of the vile miesha tate's radio show, so I guess it was true.

I hope Paige keeps getting thiccer lads

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I think you'd enjoy it my guy

or maybe because when she cheated on carraway she was exposed as a vile skank

her kid doesn't even look like it is nunez. This kid is supposedly hispanic? I'd be getting a DNA test on that one Johnny, but I guess the guy is using tate as a sugar mommy so he won't.

Is the kid actually carraway's but tate pretends otherwise because she knows he'll never take her back? Or maybe it's some other random dude she hooked up with.

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Covington defended his words as the natural response to being verbally attacked and pointed to the support he received from President Donald Trump and his sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, the latter two of whom attended the Covington’s victory over Lawler live in Newark, N.J.

“I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” he said. “I’m telling you how it is, because I’m a real person. I’m not going to act like I’m not going to talk about it, when hey, you guys want to talk about me, here I am to defend myself.”

not gonna lie, colby sounds like a huge bitch, why are fighters so insecure. they are like teenagers

> not gonna lie, he sounds like a bitch for defending himself

fuck off you worthless chav cunt

>defending himself
he flew off the handle because someone pointed out he talks shit? He ""says it like it is""?
yeah he sounds like a huge quivering pink pussy

“You realize that that’s part of her job description right? She’s transitioned to being an analyst to give her thoughts on the sport,” McKinnell said. “You are a part of the sport. You make headlines for controversy, and you also made headlines for the exciting fights you put on like you did Saturday? It’s not a personal vendetta against Colby Covington.”

"flew off the handle"
no, it seems that he responded, you chav cunt faggot, and then they flew off the handle and kicked him off the show and deleted the interview from the internet. For sure he was one the "quivering" and not them who went full "shut it down" mode.

Watching right now.

Amazing 10/10 pussy and ass but dreadful fake tits. What a shame, women are so silly

"Tate wanted to know why Covington had labeled Lawler as a “legend” when he’d verbally attacked his other opponents. That prompted Covington to accuse Tate of talking behind his back in previous interviews."

he got asked a simple question and started accusing meisha of a bunch of random stuff. He felt attacked by something innocuous and went full trailer trash, because he is super insecure. He should stop with the wrestling heel act if he isn't emotionally stable

>he got asked a simple question and started accusing meisha of a bunch of random stuff.
Based.
It wasn't "random" either, it was facts.

Why'd they kick him off the show midway through and delete the interview from the internet? Seems they're insecure, you fucking chav cunt.

your reigning, defending, undisputed welterweight champion of the world

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What does her kid have to do with her being hot

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>Misses the kick and gets hit on the head
Based

Wow. Covington praising Rousey is pretty based. They may disagree politically, but being great at making MMA fans butthurt transcends that. The man has a code. Respect.

" I just think it’s very hypocritical, because I don’t think you’re a perfect person."
this is some insecure low iq bullshit if there ever was low iq insecure bullshit. No one came after him, but he's acting like he's above criticism because other people "arn't perfect", which is such a cop-out.
This is somehow even more pathetic to Jon Jones reeing at haters on twitter, or Chael coming after Luke Thomas over something innocuous that he said once

chav cunts love coming to aid of seedy vile women

yeah what an asshole, cant wait to buy his next fight I HOPE HE GETS KNOCKED OUT!

Why does UFC never come to Bay area? We are the center of the world. I want a job with the UFC

it says something about her character as a person

Do you even know what a chav is lmao? Did you just learn the word

It was in sacramento like 2 weeks ago shit head

shut up chav

Of course I do, you chav cunt retard.

shut it u doopin crud bucket

youtu.be/vIroVHH2IIA
38:30

>I dont wanna be here
I know that feel, Joe.

You know that Sac's not the Bay Area, right?

>Covington fired a few more verbal jabs at the radio hosts, calling them “jobbers”
my sides

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you know its only like an hour out from san francisco and if you cant make that drive you're a little bitch right?

>lol colby y u such a peace of shit???

>y-y-you turned it on me and q-questioned my a-actions??? Y-You cant do t-that!!!!

>you know its only like an hour out from san francisco
No it isnt you fucking retard. It's like 3 hours if you're not traveling in the dead of night. You've obviously never made the drive before bt I ave. Pic related. Took that from the bay bridge as we crawled along at 5 miles an hour

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Not him but it was a shit card not worth going to

maybe don't live in san francisco you stupid fuckin hippy soiboy faggot. Also 3 hours is nothing the ufc hasn't come within 6 hours of me in 20 years. I would heem you so easily.

maybe there's something I'm missing, but Meesha asked about why Cobby said something nice about Lawler when he's usually just trash talking people and acting the heel. Cobby interpreted this as an attack? How, why?

"That prompted Covington to accuse Tate of talking behind his back in previous interviews.

“It gets back to me,” Covington said. “All the people say how (you say) negative thoughts about me, and how I’m this and that."

for as much trash as he talks, he can't seem to handle people not liking him. Why talk shit and aggravate people if you don't want to be disliked?

Women shouldn't be judged to the same standard as men tbqh. Their overgrown children when they're at their full maturity. It was her husband's fault for not keeping her locked down. You have to earn women's respect because they only operate off feelings. Look at how cyborg handled the whole Dana situation and keep in mind Cyborg has injected tons of test. Women are different than men despite what the equality police want us to think.

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The bay area is full of soibois

God i fucking loathe women.

Yeah I don't watch wmma or manlets fight and Sacramento is a different, lesser region.

Based and r/redpilled

She’s poisoning the well with a disingenuous shitty framed question. He obviously doesn’t care and talking back to dummies like that is no skin off his back

Smellator event in Rome had an attendance of 10k, I'm sure the UFC could do at least a bit better than that with the right card and location.

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sure thing bud

Once you see them for what they are you learn to appreciate them. They need to be different than men because they are by nature supposed to be the caretakers of the offspring. Just don't trust a woman the same way you would a man. It's a cliche phrase, but "bros before hoes" was rooted in a smart sentiment.

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Educated respect from a mature person. Thanks for separating your juvenile sensibilities from the discussion

>Romero vs Costa at UFC 241
Will it be kino, lads?

Rogan might cum in his pants.

OMG SO SEXY

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prime Ruas were savage

She is

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gays not welcome

discordapp.com/invite/D3WZymr
here mate

Would be even more without the silicone boulders

caraway had her in her prime

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Colby needs to start talking massive shit about Thumb Rogain.

The country of Israel

Try again.

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>streamable.com/6wo62
i think that sound was his orbital breaking.

Jorge Masvidal has only been defeated by Wonderboy "Steve" Thompson, and that was by decision which isn't a real win.

what a ridiculous faggot.

demian maia defeated him

Wrong, Masvidal dominated every round

He landed some respectable kicks but not enough to win

did you see masvidal fight melendez in strikeforce? he definitely lost that decision

Masvidal lost to a real estate agent who Cowboy beat but Masvidal beat Cowboy thus Cowboy beats Masvidal.

his fight against Iaquinta was actually a legit poor decision and not a meme one.

whoregay masvipiss lost to a fucking 135er lmao

i didn't watch but cowboy fucked him up for 5 rounds even though he's "le pressure fighter" so I can deduce masvidal is a can

Maia got destroyed striking and did absolutely nothing on the ground, only a literal retard boomer MMA judge would say he won

We're talking about the major leagues, not some rinky dink Indian casino fight when Jorge was 17 years old

blowgay assshithole

did you see him fight lil dinky back in kimbo slice's everyday night contender series? he got knocked the fuck out

okay then he definitely lost to Rustam Khabilov

masvidal has never won a fight

Only Dada fight I seen of him he fought some 200lb roided out prison beaner and pieced him up. Beaner was crying about Jorge wearing wraps kek

he was a can

Wrong, Jorge dominated every round

george has never won a round

well that's just not true. he showed his usual good durability but not much more that night.

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so this is where he learned that move he used against askren post fight

Masvidal lost the story of the fight to Askren, I think that needs to be layed down before we proceed any further

heem my life into pieces

it was early stoppage

bryan caraway defeated Raja Shippen

Jorge outstruck him 38-32 and stuffed 8 of those pathetic Russian """takedown""" attempts

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dumb gimmick

being truly based would be voting trump in 16 and not voting in 20

It was only the 2nd most disgusting robbery of that faggot's career

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It was good maybe 12 years ago, but it was gradually worn down by the same forces that killed the rest of the internet too.

Why does Yoel paint his toe nails black?

Smartphones killed the internet

The best thing about VG is how he challenges everyone to either a debate or a cage fight.

You're not voting Mommy?

Its out youtu.be/nOHaeBm3-kc

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Usman is the GOAT

They loathe you too

And you're a moron

she's not going to make it
also she offers nothing of substance that makes me care about her outside of stiffing israel

what's hot on UFC FN Montevideo? what TF is a montevideo tho?

I offer you this:
Khabib won the story of the fight
Conor won the story of the battle
Tony wins the story of the war

kennedy nzechukwu dominates all 3 in the same night

but barncat beats even kennedy

He's getting flushed again right?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wdos_SUKtQk

Relive it
Relive the "GOAT" HW getting KO'd in one round by a fat LHW who should be competing at MW if he cut down to a typical fighter's body fat %

How can Stipe even hope to win? I guess he's just hoping that at 40 Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier hasn't got the same speed as he had at 39

DC - more power in his hands, better wrestler
Stipe - better boxer, less power in hands, stronger grappling strength

DC and DJ natty GOATs

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Wins the rematch, loses the trilogy. He needs to be unflushed before getting flushed a second time

Beat Poirier
Beat Tony
Move up to WW for a title fight and win
Superfight with GSP at WW
Face Conor again for a retirement fight
Retire undefeated and undisputed GOAT

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>you can do it, Khabib

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stipe wins rematches, triologies time will tell,

would be nice to see him fight and beat DC in rematch and triology, lose to ngannou, beat jds in another triology fight, then lose to ngannou and become irreveleant

thus you get 2 stipe belt runs, 3 nice trilogies that tell a narative, nganaou as champ, DC having a trilogy of fights without someone who he can respect, unlike his lopsided stuff at LHW, a true rival to end his career with

maybe add jones getting shit pumped by ngannou in between that all

no

Why are we assuming that DC will keep fighting if he loses to Stipe? There's a good chance he'll retire.

How does DC lose to Stipe I don't see it happening

basically 3 options
wins, then fights jones
loses and rematches stipe
loses and rematches jones

I would be impressed if he fights a new opponent before he retires

Cris Cyborg is a RACIST

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The AKA training vids are so comfy

>Cain_training_knees.webm

Gapey ass gets heemed by headkick in the second, you heard it here first

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Pettis is a can. Nate breaks him over time with a constant barrage of punches.

youtube.com/watch?v=vIroVHH2IIA fresh jre with schaub

I love how everyone acts so sure when it comes to hypothetical fights. People saying prime Mayweather beats any bantamweight fighter in MMA simply because he's too fast. Then when Ronda hype train comes, even Ronda beats Mayweather. Now Nunes beats Mayweather too. Yet, Wilder beats Jones because "one punch" memes.

Rude reminder that neither of the Diaz brothers has ever lost the story

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Nate has a BJ Penn-tier record, he is the bigger can between the two.

I die every time I hear Joe Rogan say "yeah, maaaaan."

rate this card

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I'd rather not.
Why are those featherweight nobodies fighting on the main card but not Assuncao and Sandhagen?

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nice
fun
nice
fun
decent
meh
decent
meh
meh
meh
meh
meh

ppv 8.5/10
prelims 7.5/10
early prelims 5/10

literally just watching the last three fights

Solid 8/10, could be 9/10 depending on how the fights go

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8/10, maybe 9/10

Cormier wins
Nate wins
Costa wins
Yusuff wins
Sandhagen wins
Davis wins

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Mediocre 6/10, good thing is, if you skip the early prelims you don't have to be subjected to wmma at all, almost

>costa wins

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THERE'S GOLD IN THEM HILLS!

Cringe and not acaipilled

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looked like cheekbone to me

>he moving to ww

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If Costa wins there is no justice in the world and God is a malevolent dictator.

Jones winning is understandable, but Costa is the absolute scum of the earth.

t. Ahmed Shafiq Khan
You just KNOW Khabib fans in the UK are pakis.

>Estrogen filled nuHEEM actually complains about steroids
Unironically what happened to this general

whitaker/romero could be like the lawler/hendricks

where both the old fighter and the young fighter are never the same after they fought, a slow decline

so maybe romero is human now?

>If that juicehead beats that other juicehead there is no justice in this world
kek

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I don't like listening to Joe Rogan or Brendan Schaub but for some reason I love listening to Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub

they are breaks on each other faults, as commentators.

goldie was such a mouth breather rogan had to actually focus on his work to cover for his stupidity

cruz is also like that on commentary, need someone to keep him concise about the fight and not get weird out there

cormier, felder and anik is the current best team. stann, anik and cormier is the real dream team

Dominick Cruz has all the charm of a date rapist.

>goldie was such a mouth breather rogan had to actually focus on his work to cover for his stupidity
very true

One more run at the strap brother

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thats how all cards should be

lol tate btfo by based covington

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i will be the man to defeat him

Based

>watching MMA Show with Schaub
>Jamie looks fitter than me
shan't be posting for awhile

How does the BJ Penn story end?

good idea

the loser here is mackenzie dern's next opponent:
youtube.com/watch?v=sA24y2Kc4Qc

how comes the ufc cuts Elias theodoru but not this gigantic bum

Veronica macedo is the betting favorite

I start to think that people who were talking about his debut in bellator are right

BJ is pretty much the king of hawaii mma

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>gets hit on the head
that shot clearly misses, the only thing that landed was the backfist

He got the date so he must be charming

paying the toll

Ben Askren is a chinlet, that is all

Lol Holly is such a perv giving amanda's stinky cheesy feet a quick whiff thinking nobody would notice

instagram.com/mieshatate/
>strongwomen
lol flushed by colby

prime Meisha heems my dick

>i didn't watch

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>

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Why don't they just let them use roids? All the restrictions do is lead to natty vs roided one sided bouts.

get your eyes checked miesha

Conor is undefeated when a belt is on the line

Penn vs. Holloway in Oahu for the strap lets do it Lorenzo and Dana

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Bet all your Money on DC by KO in the 1st. Strongstyle is a garbage gym with hacks for coaches, they won't address the tendency that got Stipe KO'd in the first fight

LOL

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>there's people on /heem/ that don't think he Funky wins the rematch and the story

Buncha cazzies up in this bitch, one lucky knee doth not a non-can make

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Maia sends Asscream all the way down the drainpipes

Just imagine if Askren fell for the same flying knee again

When its a belt he hasn't already won, yes.

Who would win, Shaq or:

>1) Demetrious Johnson
>2) TJ Dillashaw
>3) Mini Holloway
>4) Conor
>5) Khabib
>6) Yoel
>7) Jon Jones
>8) DC

I figure he'd lose to 5 and up, not sure about 1-4

It would be game over imo but honestly I would be very surprised if he fell for it twice.

Maia is a can, Askren smashes him to begin the redemption arc

no way

Who is your favorite fighter ever?

Colby Chaos Covington, obviously.
What kind of stupid ass question is that?

Forest griffin

Mike Goldberg

Hello, is this the tranny general?

My non-cazzie picks, in no particular order

>Chris Leben
>Tony Ferguson
>DC
>Cody Garbrandt
>And yes, I enjoy Colby Covington unironically

Brendan Schaub

>More like /cazzie/ general

Maybe he beats DJ, the rest can just leg kick Shaq to death

>unironically thinks the greatest flyweight of all time MIGHT (MIGHT) lose to some tall hooper

Wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Idk if it was a lucky knee or a glass jaw desu. I hope he wins a rematch, but that ain't happening any time soon.

BAS ROUTAINE
DOUHOU CHOYE
COUDIE GORBRANT
COULBIE COVINTONE
MARC HEUNT

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Can DJ even reach Shaq's head?

Yoel upwards might have a chance, the rest he literally kills

>/heem/
Just stopping by, but is "heem" the cringiest thread title in all of Yea Forums? Yes I'm sure of it.

>gets hit flush on the chin
>'he might have a glass jaw'

what?

DJ can take him down within 30 seconds. Size ain't shit when you have that kind of GOAT technique. On the ground Shaq would have no idea wtf to do with himself. He's not just some flyweight, he's pretty much the GOAT flyweight.

Luis J Gomez

What are you talking about, you must be trolling.

His chin has never truly been tested is what I'm saying.

Based français postaire

Shaq could literally jump over Dj's every shot

Yoel destroys Shaq. Not even competitive.

There’s footage online somewhere of Yoel wrestlefucking a gigantic 300lb dude who actually has lots of grappling experience.

Shaq unironically loses to all 8 within the first minute of round 1, the only difference is how he loses

>DJ takes him down, RNK
>TJ super elusive stand up, could leg kick him once and cripple him
>Max could do a quick combination and knock him out
>Conor spinning kick, heemed
>Khabib takedown, GNP
>Yoel heemed
>JJ forget about it, leg kick, crippled, mounted, dominated
>DC like JJ, gets inside, takes him down, submits via belly size

>Yoel upwards might have a chance, the rest he literally kills

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Shaq in his athletic prime could beat DJ and TJ

It never ends well when an """""athlete"""" from another """"sport"""" tries MMA, right CM Punk and James Toney?

>Maia is a can
Cazzie detected. Return to /r/mma at once or face termination

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>DJ takes him down, RNK#
DJs manlet arms couldnt even fit around Shaqs neck

You're absolutely retarded and I hope this is bait. TJ destroys athletic prime Shaq.

You think LeBron James has a chance against TJ? He'd get his ass beat, LeBron wouldn't even touch him. Just because you're a hyper athlete in one sport, doesn't mean it will translate to MMA.

only jones would be tall enought the rest will just jump to reach his head or hug his leg trying a takedown, maybe DC on full walk around weight would take him down

Dude's 41, lost to TWood, Chaos, and Snooze, he may not be a can, he's just capped out

>Height trumps all
>Waiting for "one more run at the strap" from James Vick

His chin was tested against Lawler pretty hard, Jorge just hit him absolutely flush af.

no we're all in the discord
discord.gg/m9XxVHN

Im many ways James Vick is the LW champ

Jesus.
Regardless, this seems like a very quick turnaround for Dern. So soon. Did they clear her to fight?

>He's tall af

That's pretty much the only way amirite

That's debatable as he might have went out.

seething manlet

There is literally nothing that Khabib downwards would be able to do to hurt him. I bet you think Conor could beat the mountain as well.

I ain't setthing, James Vick ain't that bad, I liked it when he was at the presser with Gaycheese and called him the "Homer Simpson of MMA", that was a good line, I thought it was swell

reminder that paulie got robbed

seeething manlet

>"Conor couldn't beat shaq"
>Not bait

Pick one

Shaq would beat all your favourite fighters below 185 (and that's being generous) to death. Conor can't knock out 200 pound men, how does he have a chance against a 400 pound super athlete? Weightclasses exist for a reason.

>Shaq
Little Shaquille Oneal has nothing on the GOAT

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>Brock Lesnar
>Bobby Lashley
>Herschel Walker

>Conor can't knock out 200 pound men

Literally in disbelief that someone could be so dumb, please STFU, you're making urself look retarded

joe rogan is such a tool
>THE ROCK IS ON ROIDS????
>YOU THINK????

>shaq
>super athlete

Where is the evidence that he can?

Official list of champions in their own world:
Flw: Cejudo
Bw: Faber, interim Edgar
Fw: Stephens
Lw: Conor
Ww: Colby
Mw: Adesanya
Lhw: Luke
Hw: Stipe

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You don't need evidence you tool, just look around the bar at all the people that weigh 200lbs + and ask yourself if Conor would knock them out and if you're not retarded the answer is yes.

There were an elbow in the exchange and he cut Robbie with it

>you don't need evidence

Yes you do. Conor has never fought anyone that size only nate (who was about 185-190). Conor can only knock out manlets, as anyone who isn't fucking retarded can see.

Listening to this guy talk actually destroys YOUR brain cells. Please be careful you guys. Too much of this "big fat phoney" talking can destroy your mind.

Please.
Be careful.

You forgot me desu. No worries, easy mistake. Just make sure it's fixed before the end of the day and I won't make a whole big deal about it.

Yeah, he doesnt gave the SPARTAN MENTALITY to fight guys like that

retard

Does anyone have the picture of Miesha Taints cunny?

You said 'he couldn't knock out 200lb men' you cumbucket. That means any man that weighs 200lb, not necessarily a 200lb fighter. the whole discussion is revolving around Shaq, who isn't a fighter.

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

Mean.

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There is no reason to believe that Conor can KO a 200 pound man because he's never done it. Beating them up is a different thing, but there is no reason to believe that he would be able to ko a 200ib man stiff. And yes Shaq would destroy all those fighters below 185, and if you don't agree then you have no idea about the reality of fighting.

Roger Huerta heemed a 250+lb college football player stiff in a fight. Conor could certainly do the same.

Shaq literally beat up Shane Mosley in a sparring match, youtube it.

Max Holloway vs Alexander Volkanovski in the works for UFC 243 in October.

The Max meme ends

the VolCANovski meme ends

Based

Why do they have a #13 x a nobody wmma headlining a card when they have Perry x Luque as comain?

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It's a title fight you filthy animal.

BLESSED ERA

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the vs meme ends

>girlrilla
Ok that's pretty bad

Did she get that 3 piece with a soda?

tfw you realize max's hot gf left him because he has a little peepee

Wake up Yoel

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god I hope max dies in front of his son this time

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Kek

>Gets dropped and almost flushed by Uriah Hall

You’re absolutely retarded. You have never trained a day in your life and don’t know how physics works

He didn’t, and a sparring session isnt real life

Kill yourself

he got clipped behind the ear and immediately stood back up. pooel will be sent swirling down the toilet

I agree. I think /mma/ will bring a certain level of decor.

*heems u*
You were saying?

yoel romero is so old he was alive when bill walton won the nba finals mvp

>to the lips
based and boipucci pilled

>he was winning until he was losing
beast analyst

Why is Miesha Tate so beta?

I will make the next thread and call it /mma/, join in my friend.

Damn....

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yikes!

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>all natty baby

Literally half of fighters are cut if they lose their first two UFC fights. She lost her first three. Can she turn things around? Keep in mind the woman she is fighting beat a man in a street fight.

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is he brilliant danaher's successor?

off to a date lads, wish me luck

>gets personally offended and bans you from her show
never gonna make it kid

You just know

Eat some sopa de macaco for me

Poor Mini Blessed.

Do you think he's doomed to a small hog?

>wmma
as long as they keep giving dana that good good they're fine

Polyana is a can too, this shit is 50/50

That the least of his problems

Prime Rickson Gracie heems everyone

valentina odds at 1/13

prime chuck heems jon

Liz is free money

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based tb h

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that’s absolute bullshit, you’ve never seen a smaller guy who knows how to fight KO a bigger guy?

and you do realize that there are people who cut to 170 but walk around over 200 lbs?

I'm 205lbs. Dillashaw, to pick a random fighter, would heem me stiff, not to mention Conor. You should really reconsider being an MMA fan.

dis niqqa name mufasa

>Admitting a manlet would flush you
cringe

are u still banned from r/mma?

What's your UFC record, beast?

How the fuck do you get banned from r/mma? my username is literally heem_tappy and I've never even gotten a warning

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3-0, Nathaniel Woods the name

he said someone was a faggot if i remember correctly kek

was really hoping we could come together for /mma/ it's been a dream for years

/heem/ never die nigga

Sure it is

They don't allow helicopters to fight in the UFC.

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You live in delusion, waiting to be ironed out by a manlet or a stickman

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Imagine the taste