Colby won
Max won
Leon won
Natty Paulo will win
/heem/
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Champ Shit Only
Id heem dat p*ssy
*blocks you're path*
>champ shit
*heems your heart*
Ferguson was coached away from it so his management agency could try and push Conor into the slot. There is a lot of misconceptions about interim belts anyway, they are marketed as a golden ticket to a title shot.
This is the thread. Sheboon posters need to go back to /zoo/
oof
Um kolekin cupkeks haaa i tink i wana try evry flavor ahaaaa dana hoos nex hashtag yufsi hawai
This is the thread.
She heem'd my heart when she heem'd rhonda
/heem/ is a racism-free zone, buster
>Bathroom Ben
No thanks loser
imagine being this gay
would unironically have sex with this woman
please post more schokoelfe
Why is Johnny Walker billed as 6'6?
do they include his frohawk-thing in the measurement?
You have 5 seconds to tell me exactly who win this fight and how or else I'll have to revoke your /heem/ membership.
GSP
Canderson has been proven to be a wrestlelet
congrats on not being a homo
>Now
GSP wins by doctor's stoppage because Anderson's knee falls off.
>Then
Anderson wins by TKO after a flurry of strikes.
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>By all means, my dear Fabrício, finish your story. Perhaps later you could help me with some wrestling techniques like ankle picking? I am happy to have you as my friend.
this is the thread fuck usman and fuck the dissabled pedo spammy
Usman is based and so is tbe spammy
Hey Fatheads,
My Name Is Tony, And I Hate Every Single One Of You. All Of You Are Fat, Retarded, MF'ers Who Spend Every Second Of Their Day Looking At Boring Ass Fights. You Are Everything Bad In The World. Honestly, Have Any Of You Ever Drilled With A Wing Chun Dummy? I Mean, I Guess It's Fun Making Fun Of People Because Of Your Own Insecurities, But You All Take To A Whole New Level. This Is Even Worse Than Having A Psychotic Episode And Tearing All Your Walls Down.
Don't Be A Stranger. Just Hit Me With Your Best Shot. I'm Pretty Much Perfect. I Was Starter On My Baseball, Wrestling And Football Team, And A Season 13 Ultimate Fighter Winner. What Sports Do You Play, Other Than "Eat Tiramisu On Tuesdays"? I Also Was Interim UFC Lightweight Champion, And Have A Banging Hot Wife (She Just Blew Me; Shit Was So Cash). You Are All Chumps Who Should Just Get Ankle Picked. Thanks For Listening.
Pic Related -CSO- It's Me And My Bitch -XTA- Hometeam.
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> This is the thread for sure.
sorry gif 2 large
But where's the champ?
right here mahmood
Who dat??
Sweet lord im a sick man
God help me
A disgusting monkey nigger.
All I see is a can who was stripped of his belt for failing to defend.
Im thinking he's revved
Cope, you'd give it to her if you got the chance :^)
go back to pol faggot
Farrhan M(e)(a)hmood is into beastiality
I've just reported this thread.
30 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by Poirier
aj love you good little racemixing goy
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Somebody redpill me on cutpuppies
How do they pertain to mma?
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No i wouldn't because 50% of niggresses have herpes in the US. Keep your gross bestiality fetish to yourself you dumb snow nigger lmao
Could you heem spammy?
>No thanks loser
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> You have 5 seconds to tell me exactly who win this fight and how or else I'll have to revoke your
They cut a lot of weight to have a size advantage on their opponents. They usually do stupid big cuts that put them in danger and leave the potential of them missing the fight due to weight cut issues (see Khabib and his kidney failure from cutting too much weight). The best current cutbabby is probably Max. He makes weight but he looks terrible during his weight cut (see his shriveled up and dehydrated dick or see Bisping asking Max if he had a stroke during the weight cut).
I’m a leglock specialist I don’t think id fare too well
look at this faggot snoozeman
hes fucking scared for his life
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I offer you this: cutbabbies are actually based because they make people seethe
Black women are the high T choice.
Max has reach of a flyweight. He wouldn't be able to do shit in a higher weight class
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kill all child molesters
Judging by him being here every moment of every day it's a safe assumption that he doesn't exercise or train. So yes I could in all likelihood deal with the spammer with ease.
Deiveson Figueiredo reach: 69 in
Max Holloway reach: 69 in
Indeed, they act, talk, and look just like men. Come to niggerville and get heemed (by me) you european retard
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I am fucking this close to quitting my job and becoming a full time black angel poster
AaaaAaaaaaa
Now I come round here to /heem/
>WHAT
To talk about heems
>WHAT
& GOATs
>WHAT
but lately
>WHAT
All Colby sees
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are pictures
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of sheboon chimps
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spammy spamming
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marks being worked
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into seething shoots
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cazzie redditors
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disrepecting /ourguys/
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shit talking Schaub
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praising POOsman
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hyping up POO SHITsu
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I think
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these NIGGERS
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Were sent back
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where they belong
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and if you think cazzies are a buncha' no good sum bitches gimme a hell yea
>HELL YEA
and that's the bottom line cuz Colby Covington said so!
*glass shatters*
Stop posting trannies from polish proxy you sick fuck
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
but lately
>WHAT
All Colby sees
>WHAT
are pictures
>WHAT
of sheboon chimps
>WHAT
spammy spamming
>WHAT
marks being worked
Its about time
>WHAT
these NIGGERS
>WHAT
Were sent back
>WHAT
where they belong
>WHAT
and if you think cazzies are a buncha' no good sum bitches gimme a hell yea
>HELL YEA
and that's the bottom line cuz Colby Covington said so!
*glass shatters*
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fuck niggers (literally) lol
Man stop posting this stuff you're ruining the thread!!
Fuck niggers (in principle) lol
she is hot any more?
i think it's chanel santini
Just saved those migrants, dubs decide what do
What was the immigrant's name
Mister Schaub, your lip
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>Holly and Frankie will both get title shots
This nigga got knocked out in seconds by a retiree lmao
>i'll wait until i'm 38 years old to start cutting to bantamweight
lol he’s scared because he’s gonna get pushed out of the rankings by Fronkie
*follows the sign*
goat shit only
Right? He should have done this a decade ago.
what a shitty thread
>outing yourself like that
who could Max beat at lw?
>Barboza
>Felder
>Cowboy
>Oliveira
>I should of been a cutbabby from the start!
i dont think he beats any of those guys
he already beat oliveira you absolute casual
Edgar is taller than Cejudo, but he still loses
Conor McGregor
not at lw goof
>Hughes already beat GSP you absolute casual
>Carmouche already beat Shevchenko you absolute casual
I would be losing until I won via blacksplosion all over anyone ITT
>>Barboza
has a tendency to gas himself out by circling out whenever he resets his position, it's how MJ beat him and how Lee out struck him on the feet. i feel like Max could exploit that
Can you blacksplode on my wife's face?
no? she's not in my weight class
Max doesn't have anywhere near the power of MJ or even Lee
how can one get that body natty
legit saw her name in a thread the other day
Is Conor's star power waning or would he be welcomed back with similar ratings?
faggot
Really though, where are the Black Girls of MMA?
tony
nohomo lad
oh for sure oliveira is a munster
if he didn't get special treatment he'd be ranked number 12
lol literally lost to one of the most underrated fighters on the planet now you tardgoblins think he doesnt beat poo felder
dustin sucks
that literally wouldn't matter because the pressure and output would be making him reset position, just like the Dariush fight same with Lee's jab
>tfw you could 29-28 (me), 29-28 (you), 29-28 (me) any here
Fallon Fox
your mothers tits
It would be overturned after the commission declares the bout an N.L (new leaf)
how bout you try my eye poke style
by not being a cheeto finger snow flake + bedroom cardio
that's unfortunate for dustbin
>open with a nutkick
>bow
>touch gloves, pretend to slip and get the eye poke
>let you get a cheeky single leg while you're grounded and fall on your face with my knee
>soccer kick your fucking skull into next fourth of july
>no contest
Thats a man that had a castration done, a eunuch
So no
>run at the real strap, brather
Yeah but how does Max actually beat him? MJ and Lee could back him up because they had actual power. Max's pitter patter jabs won't do shit. If Max does put him against the cage, Edson will just plant and rip hooks until Max fucks off.
Angela Hill?
Jade's brother is unironically considering MMA. He's been training with Frankie since he was 7, he's a sophomore in college now
top 10 ufc walkouts
*solves mma*
it's happening.
4. GOAT SHIT ONLY
>Probably not
Kids are so silly.
im sick and tired of /heem/ im leaving guys goodbye
Yikes!
*a few moments later*
Soi
Take a hike Trent
GOAT POTUS MAGA SHIT ONLY
>Ryan Bader is a bigger drawl than Colby
Cannot make this up. Inb4 they give the fight to Masvidal lmao.
Dons
Love Ryan 'all
Love 50/50 guard
Love 'is Arm Triangle set
Love 'is Back Attack set
'ate waiting for 'im ta fight
'ate not having 'im in jiu jitsu
'ate cazzies booing /ourguy/
Simple as.
>so floyd came up to me and just started talking about his money
lmao
Conor mcgregor is undefeated on the feet.
I think you'd be surprised
we've already established that this was because it was a shit card aside from colby-lawlet and at a meme time.
floyd.jpg
>Yeah but how does Max actually beat him?
Decision
>Max's pitter patter jabs won't do shit.
>MJ and Lee could back him up because they had actual power.
there really wasn't a lot of power behind any of Lee's jabs it's why Al comfortably ate them
>If Max does put him against the cage
he's going to do the same thing he's done in like 6 different fights which is circle half the cage just to reset position and look for a switch or a wheel, repeat for 2 rounds before he gasses
Oh for sure
boxing is fake
he was paid to throw the fight in a real combat boxing situation conor would sleep floyd in the third.
Does anyone here think they could pass my guard?
>be amateur boxer
>first ever boxing fight
>it's against the man considered not only to be the best boxer alive but the best boxer of all time
>go 10 rounds with him
>win many of those rounds
>score more points than any other professional boxer ever has
Not only would I not pass your guard, I wouldn't even take it to the ground.
Kek, Conor did land more punches on Floyd than Hall-Of-Fame boxers were able to. Nobody on earth expected Conor to land more than 100 punches. Bookies would have been seething if you put a cheeky bet on it.
>tfw id win the story
Have you apologized yet?
>there really wasn't a lot of power behind any of Lee's jabs
Lee kept him on the backfoot because of the takedown threat.
>he's going to do the same thing he's done in like 6 different fights which is circle half the cage just to reset position and look for a switch or a wheel, repeat for 2 rounds before he gasses
It depends on his opponent. Watch his fights vs Pettis or Tony. Max doesn't have the power or the reach of the LWs that Barboza has fought. He'll also get shredded by Edson's leg kicks, which would nullify his forward pressure.
Lol Barboza backs up every single fight and he will have his leg kicks countered like he does every single time because he predictably circles the same ways with his hands low and has abysmal cardio. He doesn’t need pure power to put a pace and land at will by just offstepping on the outside and lead someone into his hooks
>He'll also get shredded by Edson's leg kicks, which would nullify his forward pressure.
Dude, you nullify kicks with forward pressure which denies the kicker space needed to kick, not the other way around.
who's the narrator?
hey dumb ass cunt, look at the time/date and venue of that shit
they hate him because he is a true american hero and he will be victorious vs snoozeman mark my fucking words
>airpod simp calling himself the champ
>So your general is called after people getting KO'd stiff?
Yes
>Like when I kicked Emelianenko Jr in the head?
Yes
>Like when Schaub overhanded me?
Yes
>What's with Khabozo discussion then? He haven't heemed anyone out in all his "wins", right?
Right, but who's your favorite WMMA figh...
>Fucking gay is what it is. Wraslin is in Yea Forums for a reason.
>He'll also get shredded by Edson's leg kicks
that didn't work for him against Dariush, Pearson (who has the same reach as Max), Tony or Gaethje
Soi's don't operate on evidence, they operate on feelings.
>implying any Yea Forumsie Ding-Dong Diddly likes womeme shit outside of waifu shit
poosman is a fraud ducking nigger ape
fuck chinkoid moot for turning Yea Forums into /mandramafaggotshit/
used to be a good board but nah, wwgay
Why the fuck is Woodley still ranked #1
number 1 duckbabby
Ya boilin?
Yuh
Ya fumin?
Yuh
yes, yes he is.
i cant wait till he gets his nigger ass rammed by the maga train of chaos
Khabib's kidney failure was because he takes epo
fighters that lost the war?
Dumb faggots fell for the bait so hard lmaoooo
conor, rockhold, hughes
Khabib's kidney failure is actually very indicative of hyponatremia - an insufficient concentration of sodium in blood. During weight cuts, hyponatremia is caused by rehydrating too much via low sodium concentration fluids. Basically, this proves that Khabib had no fucking clue how to cut weight. Not surprising that all of his weight cutting problems miraculously disappeared the moment he hired a nutritionist to assist him. The narrative that Khabib is "too big" for the weightclass is retarded, he's just a dumdum who needs professionals to monitor him.
It's all that fucking tiramisu
Lads... I'm in love
you found this on twitch didnt you
Wake up, Khabib.
LOL look at his face
i want stipe to sleep him so bad, so so bad
Listen to the woman Jon, calm down just calm down.
there's a better cap
COACH PLEASE
he wont, because DC is better overall. much better athlete, wrestler, boxer. His first fight at heavy weight and he KOs the so called goat in round 1.
He's doing a split in the picture
the Huna was based af, Till was good as well
Wish he didn't get heem'd by shogun
>Cain slept by Francis
>Luke slept by Jan
>Both DC and Khabib booked to fight the best boxers in their divisions
Uh, guys?
yea was a pretty bad heem
hes the better eye poker, you are fucking crazy if you think he has the edge with hands, stipe wont make the same mistake twice
Cain is a grandpa made of glass.
Luke has the striking defense of a mentally disabled child and a suspect chin.
DC is better on the feet than anyone in the HW division, both offense and defense wise.
Khabib has the best striking defensive in the division and an iron chin.
Khabib and DC will be fine.
>Porier
>Best boxer in the division
Lmao so hard
He should be. Khabib fans hype up the current Conor more than Conor fans. Conor clearly already has a foot outside the door. After he fought Floyd he was set for life.
lol we will see cuck.
DC already heemed Stipe once why wouldn't he do it again? Stipe was scared to fight anyone else because he knows he's flushed.
Oh for sure, it's not because DC shoved his fat greasy sausage fingers knuckle deep into Stipe's eye sockets multiple times, it's just because he's a better athlete (despite the fact that Stipe outwrestled him). For SURE my guy.
Potpourri will outwrestle Kazoo
COACH COACH IMAGINE THE SMELL COACH
He's a self mark who uses his work boot height. Jon is a legit 6'4. Walker is maybe 6'4.5, but he's definitely not 6'6. He's about the same size as Jon.
Loma vs Cejudo at MSG for the flyweight title.
DC will unfortunately permaflush Steep and his legacy
Uhmmm other way around
Porier got eye poked by Gaethje bad enough at least two times to cause the fight to pause and he still won because Porier is better than Gaethje. You get 5 minutes to recover. Eye pokes are a lame excuse. The same thing will happen in the rematch. Stipe loses to DC and Jon.
Chael did a review of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood on his podcast today but he called it one night in Hollywood. Also he didn't talk about the Bruce Lee scene, that wimp.
>Luke slept by Jan
Maybe in Jan's world but not in mine buddeh
In many ways Luke fought through the KO and did not sleep
I tried watching that movie and got bored.
>You get 5 mins to recover
I thot that was only for nut kicks
There's a lot of moving parts here.
If you don't remember the KO then there is no KO.
fuck off dick cheese
stipe will not let that happen again
youtube.com
>Whataboutism
Yeah, no. Try again sweetie.
rewatching the stripe dc fight why did dc eye poke steepie so many time?
ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP BROTHER
because he could get away with it. refs are incompetent and never penalize for outstretched fingers and eyepokes.
D(igits in) C(orneas) isn't a real champ and fights dirty ok
Colby would destroy:
Khabib
Tony
Conor
Nate
Askren
GSP
Jorge
Pettis
Dustin
Tyron
At any weight class between 155 and 170.
Not only do I predict you'll become a champ champ, I predict him being a long reigning champ champ who defends both titles. Because he cuts from 180 or something absurdly small. He cuts from a lesser weight than Max.
Be honest. Did you manage to bang a single chick because you started training martial arts?
Wondering if I should waste my time or not
What's wrong with fighting dirty?
why would anyone make a photo like this
Oh for sure don't get strangled by Warlley Alves by guy
Colby gets subbed by Khabib in round 2. He's a BJJlet and wrestlelet who was taking 3 times by RDA, lmao. Also absorbed a hundred strikes from RDA, ahahaha. Khabib utterly dominated RDA on the ground and hip-tossed him like a sack of potatoes while suffering zero damage.
>was taking 3 times by RDA
*was taken down 3 times by RDA
Bis Ping just posted his homework for the contender series fighters, interesting the info sheets they give to the commentators. Their fight history in a little interview
Khabib is not a finisher and barely Subs anyone. Khabib gets out wrestled by Colby and pieced up on the feet.
This Stipe/DC fight means nothing when you think about it, whoever wins will get shadow realmed by Ngannou so why do we even care about this fight again?
This. Khabib didn't even make All American. Shit tier wrestler.
I HEEM MYSELF TODAY
Forgot to post the picture Bis Ping posted.
"What means this all American? What this means?"
What's next for Gamebred?
See, that's what I'm talking about. He was smiling at Jan's weak left
Dicey dicey! Wig oughta beer eel keerful heer b.
whats next for robin? he going to watch batman beat black panthers ass
>Khabib gets out wrestled by Colby
Fer sure, my man, Khabib will get outwrestled by Canby who couldn't keep RDA down, ate a hundred strikes as a consequence and was taken down by RDA himself, ahahaha.
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>For his part, Covington promises he would have no problem with that situation if it happened, but he doesn’t believe for a second that Masvidal’s management team would allow it.
>“Honestly, I could definitely train with him the whole training camp and help him and just to get ready for me,” Covington said. “I’ll show him my wrestling, he knows all my stuff and I know all his stuff. I wouldn’t have a problem with it but I think him and his management, the Kawa’s, the scum Kawa brothers [Malki and Abraham] would have a problem with it. Those guys are the shadiest in the business and they’ve tried to turn him against me.
>“I wouldn’t have a problem with it but I think he would have a problem with it. He needs to make fights personal to go out there and if he needs to make this personal just for one fight and we do business then we become friends the next day, I understand that because this is the fight business.”
The thought of Colby training Masvidal against himself is so romantic.
Lol sure
More like whats next for till
Getting decisioned by Edwards.
Kobe let that happen aw part of his strategy because wasn't afraid of rda's power, submissions, or wrestling. His strategy was to pressure.
>*heems every single elite MMA heavyweight without ever having a single day of combat training*
poorier is going to get flushed by the Dagestani superman.
>t-those ten seconds!!
>Canby's strategy was to get outstruck by RDA
Peak fight IQ right there.
Would you?
You can't lose if you fight yourself
Yes. Especially if it's a tranny.
Paulos looking so juicy in the embedded, jesus
youtu.be
>That slight glimpse of the pussy lips
Brehs, I can't handle it
PEEpe/PEEPEE both wrestlefuck POOgumbo, even with one hand tied behind their back.
yes because i am a MAN
>PEEpe/PEEPEE
is toiletposting the best thing to ever happen on /heem/?
SCOOPS
Prefer her twin desu
Marc Goddard the piece of shit.
Hopefully Mike beltran refs the rematch. Remember when Gus eyepoked Jones in their rematch? Beltran shut that shit down right away getting is Gus' face and yelling at him "I wont have it!"
I bet Jacare could submit him in the first
Him getting knocked out by Edward’s left elbow would be beautiful
Dunno but it's the worst thing to happen to my life. I call everyone I know by their flushed name.
That Walking dead sign on the cage as he's walking around.
holy fuck this upcoming card is painfully bad
Colby vs. Usman at Madison Square Garden sounds perfect. November 2.
Question is who else do you put on the card that's a title fight?
Every champ has fights that just happened, or are booked to happen between now and then. Nunes and Jones, who defended July 6, would have the biggest time frame. November 2th would be 4 months separated, and Henry Cejudo who fought June 8. So that's 5 months of off time.
My dickkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I couldn’t
Oh for sure taking flushed Robbie to a decision is a munster win my guy.
>masvidal getting knocked out by leon edwards
sure that could happen
but it's about 1 in 100 at best
I would say Jones but man 205 is a wasteland right now if Luke won that would've been a great fight but theres no way Jan deserves a shot after getting heemed by Santos
You have to pick 5 fights, but you can pick any 5:
Kelvin Tiller vs. Denis Goltsov
Satoshi Ishii vs. Jared Rosholt
Vinny Magalhães vs. Rakim Cleveland
Rashid Yusupov vs. Viktor Nemkov
Ali Isayev vs. Carl Seumanutafa
Maxim Grishin vs. Mikhail Mokhnatkin
Valdrin Istrefi vs. Muhammed Dereese
Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Sidemar Honorio
Francimar Barroso vs. Ante Delija
Bazigit Atajev vs. Emiliano Sordi
Alex Nicholson vs. Zeke Tuinei-Wily
Jordan Johnson vs. Sigi Pesaleli
Dan Spohn vs. Ronny Markes
>R-Robbies gonna take his head off he looks better than ever
>h-he’s flushed!!
beast of a deflection b
Who are you fags picking in this one? The line is even.
Tiller
Ishii
Cleveland
Umar
Nicholson
Imma go with Pettis
showtime
Jones vs Stipe/DC/Ngannou with Usman/Colby as co-main, Max vs Volk, Edgar vs Yan, and Lewis vs Ivanov is a GOAT card.
if Pettis doesn't break his hand its going to decision Pettis wins 29/28.
I feel like it's a coinflip fight and I like both guys. I'm not gonna bet on it. I just wanna see a good fight with some fun striking and scrambling.
Pettis wins the fight, Diaz wins the story.
DC is a piece of human garbage
Satoshi
Vinny m
Nemkov
Nurmagomedov
Francimar
Is there any realistic way that Jones doesn't get deleted by Ngannou?
How many straps would Rich Piana hold at the same time? I’m thinking bout tree fitty
It’s hard to win the story when you can’t read
Yeah, and there were retards that thought Smif would heem Jones too. Proving them wrong doesn't mean it's suddenly a good win. Just like how Robbie isn't a good win.
>implying he isn't flushed
Oh for sure and BJ is still in his prime too
Pettis
After Pettis last fight where he chopped away at Thompson and was able to withstand his pressure I don't see how anyone picks 3 year layoff Nate
paulo costa is gonna get the strap for him
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Jones took more damage in his fight then Nunes took in her is so I'd say Nunez before Jones for Madison Square Garden. I say Nunes versus whoever, Cejudo vs benavidez, and Colby versus Usman. Three title fights, in case one of them gets cancelled, you still have two. Then you just stack the undercard with fun fights.
If you bring back Max that quickly, Max versus Volk has to be on the Australia card which is a few weeks before MSG.
But honestly I think we don't see Max until December or January.
Nobody seriously thought that was b8ing and sh*tposting
was thinking about 540 scoops
nobody koed themself in this clip
im disapointed
you knock yourself out when you don't tuck the chin, buddeh.
Absolutely BTFO
kino
Kino double kd. Fuck the fag that jumps in though.
Its an invasion, folks!
2 champs are losing their belts in the next 4 weeks
>Why yes, I do know that POO SHITsu is just a meme that doesn't work outside of a controlled environment. How could you tell?
All of em gawdemit
>SHOW YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES BRO
Well it's not going to be fucking Shevchenko.
andrade gets sheemed
dc wins but retires the belt
DC and Khabib
>the state of AKA
All of the champs are losing
t. knower
Where is the Zhang fight gonna be since China banned tattoos in sports?
i hope liz wins again so it's not 5 rounds of her and her sister screaming
Hopefully on some shady dock in Hong Kong with Triad gangsters everywhere in the background
>Andrade
>Nunes
>Cejudo
>Max
>Tony
>Usman
>Israel
>Jones
>DC
Why are wh*tes so bad at MMA?
>dc wins but retires the belt
So Stipe/Ngannou 2 for the belt?
Paul Costa looks exactly like the fag from Mr. Robot
i think pettis is fresher but diaz pressure is what can get pettis out, I say diaz
>f-f-for sure i thought robbie was d-deleted
oh for sure
Macau is the ultra shady spot, it's the ultimate in Chinese semilegal sleaze. If anyone fights in Hong Kong at the moment, they get teargassed then kidnapped by secret police.
Jéssica Andrade vs. Weili Zhang
Li Jingliang vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Kenan Song vs. Derrick Krantz
Damir Ismagulov vs. Thiago Moises
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Movsar Evloev vs. Mike Grundy
Mudaerji Su vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Karolline Rosa Cavedo vs. Lara Fritzen Procopio
Anthony Hernandez vs. Jun Yong Park
yikes
DC and Andrade obviously
>Stipe getting ANOTHER title shot after losing two in a row
They couldn't possibly
> Israel
lol
Liz will unironically be Vals toughest fight in the division.
I’m fine with watching some commie police brutality over wmma desu
Who else? Volkov?
how did zhang get a title shot anyway
The literary champions:
Joanna
Eye
Nunes
Cyborg
DJ
TJ
Ortega
Conor
Hendricks
Weidman
DC
Jon
dustin or khabib(they are both champs)
shevchenko
Dying to get into china
Dana is pushing her early to try and capture the Chinese market, same as Khabib did with the Russians and Muslims.
Jokes on him, the Chinese hate Chinese women so much they abort them en masse.
They’d give Reem or some memeshitter like Harris the shot
what the fuck did you just say to me little nigger bitch
MAGA
>wide man
You know remember how bad MW is. WW as a champ lmao.
18 fight win streak or something
But would she have sex with you?
The government will still use her as cover and bread to opiate the masses and subvert with their far right agenda
Alistair literally dies if he fights Ngannou again.
>Jokes on him, the Chinese hate Chinese women so much they abort them en masse.
nigger you tell this joke like every other day. bad clown.
lmaooooo
This is the first time I've ever mentioned Zhang, or China, in /heem/.
Rose and Joanna are flushed, Waterson and Tatiana are ducking.
In reality they want to push China and she happened to be available whilst also riding a few good wins in a row and being decently ranked
that name lmao
I thought it was a gud one
jaysfansince2015
>no Tom 'da Tank' Gallicchio
disrespectful desu
kek fuckin liar. if i cared enough i'd head to the archives and heem you right here, but we both know the truth.
The truth is that I'm not the only one who knows about Chinese abortion, because everyone knows about Chinese abortion, you schizo.
just own up to reposting your shitty joke over and over everytime someone brings up that fight you shit clown.
instagram.com
is this good striking
For a woman
The voices in your head aren't real either, you over-active-pattern-recognition retard.
>gets called out
>resorts to soviet era gas lighting
kek maybe you are a funny clown after all
The red scare was also a product of American psychosis.
how is veronica macedo expected to beat her!
Thoughts on far left revolutionary and MMA media pioneer Nate Wilcox?
Just rewatched Rockhold vs Weidman. Awesome when Herb refused to stop the fight when Rockhold has full mount and beat the shit out of Weidman.
he can't take any serious fighter down and his striking if awful
Don't ever talk about that fight again.
>Elkins
>Not a serious fighter
Caz detected
shut up luke
about to be balls deep in some pussy ama
You mean Weidman?
Shut up
Not before the mouse gets his piece
Is she gonna cum on your face or in your mouth?
goofy nigga
This place is for incels gtfo for i heem you
>making up an entire convo to get reactions from lonely virgins on Yea Forums
this is fucking pathetic LOL
>ecks dee im a grown adult who still obsesses over children's entertainment and amusement parks
Why are so many women like this?
>Making fake Snapchat conversations to post on /heem/
Holy fucking shit, this obsession is insane. Some of you really are nutcases on here.
even her avatar is ugly
>Looking like a whole snack
>So what are you doing now cutie?
I cringed hard
she already won
Fuck I wish Lima and Rory were in the UFC
yikes do americans really talk like that
Everyone loses, it goes to a 5 round decision on what was basically a dance off. Georges holds it down by the way
This warmed my heart. You did good user, proud of you. I
Someone laugh at my joke. Now
I want Shev to finally get heem'd so Russian Grandma can join Polish Grandma in people no one gives a shit about anymore
In a heartbeat.
I, personally, have never experienced sexual intercourse. This lack of experience is not by choice, far from it in fact! I'm involuntarily celibate, an Incel, one might say.
is chael alright? he appears... not so good
and yes, I am a colby fan and will be voting for trump in 2020.
CTEipe is permaflushed
Why are shitskins so cringey
TJ Dillashaw
you can actually see his soul leaving his body
you retards have never talked 5 min with a woman, much less slept with one. imagine being this overjoyed by a fake sc convo. learn to make eye contact nerds
bruh, your desperation is showing.
stop calling her cutie fag
>His first fight at heavy weight
DC fans are such cazzies
>cringey
MMA needs a Jomboy Media
have sex
I don't even like baseball and I'll watch 10 of those dudes breakdowns in a row
If I told you that I had a barber named Jamal, what ethnicity would you assume him to be?
It used to all be so simple
moroccan
filipino
Really don't want by boy platinum to get heemed this weekend
The Weasle, you caz
Platinum was my boy, behore he got those face tattoos
Hour long documentary on Brendan Schaub just dropped
Did Ponzi die?
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:23:30 No.94669116▶
> MMA needs a Jomboy Media
> youtube.com
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> have sex
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> I don't even like baseball and I'll watch 10 of those dudes breakdowns in a row
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> If I told you that I had a barber named Jamal, what ethnicity would you assume him to be?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:31:48 No.94669212▶
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> Really don't want by boy platinum to get heemed this weekend
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> The Weasle, you caz
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:34:04 No.94669238▶
> Platinum was my boy, behore he got those face tattoos
LUKAS>>
that dude is starting to seem like a cheeto fingered hater
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:23:30 No.94669116▶
> MMA needs a Jomboy Media
> youtube.com
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:23:39 No.94669121▶
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> have sex
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:25:52 No.94669140▶
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> I don't even like baseball and I'll watch 10 of those dudes breakdowns in a row
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:27:47 No.94669168▶
> If I told you that I had a barber named Jamal, what ethnicity would you assume him to be?
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> It used to all be so simple
You'd be gay not to
Is this your sister ?
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Someone please post this in the Reddit General discussion thread.
I'm banned.
Coral's gonna flip!
I know your meming here but the guy literally hasn't dropped a fight since 2013, he's definitely a formidable threat to everyone in LW and anything but a can.
>nonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:13:08 No.94668955▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:13:33 No.94668961▶
> Someone laugh at my joke. Now
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:14:04 No.94668971▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:15:16 No.94668996▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:17:07 No.94669025▶
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not up to her haha
Someone please post this in the Reddit General discussion thread.
I'm banned.
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> > Someone laugh at my joke. Now
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> >File: grandma gets flushed.webm (2.93 MB, 1280x720)
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> > In a heartbeat.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:39:05 No.94669292▶
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> not up to her haha
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:39:29 No.94669297▶
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> Someone please post this in the Reddit General discussion thread.
> I'm banned.
What kind of reaction are you waiting from them?
I don't want a reaction, I want the video to get a lot of views. I'm a big fan of porcelain and beige.
my boy beige! demented world is a great series if youre an autistic fan of a long dead radio show
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:25 No.94669309▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:58 No.94669311▶
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> I don't want a reaction, I want the video to get a lot of views. I'm a big fan of porcelain and beige.
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> > Someone please post this in the Reddit General discussion thread.
> > I'm banned.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:25 No.94669309▶
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> What kind of reaction are you waiting from them?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:58 No.94669311▶
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> I don't want a reaction, I want the video to get a lot of views. I'm a big fan of porcelain and beige.
If you think about it all their ancestors were conquered by whites at some point so technically they're white.
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:25 No.94669309▶
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> What kind of reaction are you waiting from them?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:58 No.94669311▶
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> I don't want a reaction, I want the video to get a lot of views. I'm a big fan of porcelain and beige.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:41:27 No.94669316▶
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> my boy beige! demented world is a great series if youre an autistic fan of a long dead radio show
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:42:05 No.94669322▶
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> If you think about it all their ancestors were conquered by whites at some point so technically they're white.
I'm betting it all on Dustin to sleep that sand nigger
>you retards have never talked 5 min with a woman, much less slept with one. imagine being this overjoyed by a fake sc convo. learn to make eye contact nerds
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:21:44 No.94669096▶
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> bruh, your desperation is showing.
> stop calling her cutie fag
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:23:30 No.94669116▶
> MMA needs a Jomboy Media
> youtube.com
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:23:39 No.94669121▶
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> have sex
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:25:52 No.94669140▶
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> I don't even like baseball and I'll watch 10 of those dudes breakdowns in a row
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:27:47 No.94669168▶
> If I told you that I had a barber named Jamal, what ethnicity would you assume him to be?
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>!BnOY251Yvk 08/08/19(Thu)01:29:01 No.94669182▶
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Fuck, I was supposed to reply to
STOP WITH THE SPAM ALREADY IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:18:34 No.94669053▶
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> Why are shitskins so cringey
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:19:50 No.94669068▶
> TJ Dillashaw
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:19:51 No.94669069▶
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> you can actually see his soul leaving his body
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:20:02 No.94669071▶
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> you retards have never talked 5 min with a woman, much less slept with one. imagine being this overjoyed by a fake sc convo. learn to make eye contact nerds
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:21:44 No.94669096▶
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> bruh, your desperation is showing.
> stop calling her cutie fag
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:22:13 No.94669101▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:22:41 No.94669106▶
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ah, the classic eyes-closed windmill-arms technique
now now son you can easily take 5 more
spammy lost his edge
this is just normal porn
Janny wont ever stop, this is how he got rid of mandrama
redpill me on spammy lads
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:45:17 No.94669361▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:45:29 No.94669363▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:45:39 No.94669368▶
> spammy lost his edge
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:45:17 No.94669361▶
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:45:39 No.94669368▶
> spammy lost his edge
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:46:08 No.94669375▶
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You suck
porsalin is a wordy faggot who anonymously shills his patreon
>ymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:39:29 No.94669297▶
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> Someone please post this in the Reddit General discussion thread.
> I'm banned.
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>COBOL LUKAS BIZ COBOL LUKAS BIZ COBOL LUKAS BIZ COBOL LUKAS BIZ COBOL LUKAS BIZ 08/08/19(Thu)01:40:19 No.94669306▶
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> > > I want Shev to finally get heem'd so Russian Grandma can join Polish Grandma in people no one gives a shit about anymore
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> > >Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:14:38 No.94668986▶
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> > not up to her haha
spammy = janny
thats why the sick pedo figure skating thread is left untouched
How would you kill yourself if you were a mentally ill man without legs to jump off a bridge with?
i literally reported every single one of these posts lmfao:
archive.4plebs.org
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS
he gets VERY upset when we split threads
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> > > > I, personally, have never experienced sexual intercourse. This lack of experience is not by choice, far from it in fact! I'm involuntarily celibate, an Incel, one might say.
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:50:15 No.94669413▶
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> thats why the sick pedo figure skating thread is left untouched
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> i literally reported every single one of these posts lmfao:
> archive.4plebs.org
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:52:38 No.94669435▶
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> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:52:49 No.94669436▶
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> he gets VERY upset when we split threads
are figure skating threads finally shoahed for good?
Considering Pettis broke his hand on Tony's head I'm sure its not 100% yet so he's either going to break it again swinging full force or he's gonna be pillowfisted and try to compete with Nick's striking volume which is not easy for anyone. But Diaz wins if the fight hits the ground just because his ju jitsu is way better then Pettis. You also have to consider Nick is coming off a long layoff and now he has a baby so but Pettis is coming off the Tony loss with a healing hand.
I pick Nick to win in the second round via submission
The Liverpudian homosexual fellatio enthusiast turned online documentarian has sadly fallen prey to that most insidious form of online faggotry: trying too hard to recreate his past glories, the iMovie using autist found himself at the mercy of a certain obese moderator's liberal use of a banhammer inbetween generous helpings of intravenous opioids and nubian semen, rendering his view count lower than a certain cretinous crustsceous radio host turned MMA Podcaster's t-cell count. Are ya laughing yet?
Which one of you sent this?
i report every post that is conceivably a rule violation those 60 posts were all my reports i'm doing my part to flush those pedos
what rule violation do you report them for though
you literally are a janny lmaooo
>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:54:30 No.94669454▶
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> are figure skating threads finally shoahed for good?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:55:04 No.94669462▶
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> Considering Pettis broke his hand on Tony's head I'm sure its not 100% yet so he's either going to break it again swinging full force or he's gonna be pillowfisted and try to compete with Nick's striking volume which is not easy for anyone. But Diaz wins if the fight hits the ground just because his ju jitsu is way better then Pettis. You also have to consider Nick is coming off a long layoff and now he has a baby so but Pettis is coming off the Tony loss with a healing hand.
> I pick Nick to win in the second round via submission
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:55:12 No.94669464▶
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> The Liverpudian homosexual fellatio enthusiast turned online documentarian has sadly fallen prey to that most insidious form of online faggotry: trying too hard to recreate his past glories, the iMovie using autist found himself at the mercy of a certain obese moderator's liberal use of a banhammer inbetween generous helpings of intravenous opioids and nubian semen, rendering his view count lower than a certain cretinous crustsceous radio host turned MMA Podcaster's t-cell count. Are ya laughing yet?
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>Anonymous 08/08/19(Thu)01:55:16 No.94669465▶
> Which one of you sent this?
> twitter.com
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>TWIN OAKS DR1VE 08/08/19(Thu)01:55:27 No.94669466▶
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> i report every post that is conceivably a rule violation those 60 posts were all my reports i'm doing my part to flush those pedos
Pretty sure Kurt Angle would have been MMA GOAT
almost all for off topic, NSFW if it's not a literal figure skater skating
You'll see when Stipe loses again, but you'll have another excuse
Report him for NSFW if the thread gets deleted I swear I won't make a post on here for literally 30 days:
Report him for NSFW if the thread gets deleted I swear I won't make a post on here for literally 30 days:
Report him for NSFW if the thread gets deleted I swear I won't make a post on here for literally 30 days:
which one of you was this
thats it to a T
who?
and lukas and airplane aren't allowed to fucking larp as me either or i'll fucking kill airplane at least lukas will listen
>His first fight at heavyweight
Are you trying to make DC fans look like cazzies?
>hehe, look how crazy this message was lol I totally didn't stage it I handled it so cool right
Laura Sanko posted that
Heeminder that Stipe was losing until he lost
REPORT HIM. IF IT GETS REMOVED I WONT POST FOR 1 MONTH: IM A MAN OF MY WORD ASK LUKAS (EXCEPT ABOUT THE LILLIAN PHOTOGRAPHS SORRY THAT FELT WRONG):
oh that bitch
Wake up henry
dude weed literally needs roids for his bird bones
>Gases out after a minute
>Gets heemed into irrelevancy by usada
Ngannou unironically has the same skill set as Greg Hardy.
Guys I'm fuckking stoked. Seeing dreams where some chick comes next to me kinda rubbing and then I realize it's a dream and get maybe 10-20 seconds of rubbing action before I wake up
Favorite female fighter?
Joanna, and any other answer is incorrect.
I've only felt the close comfort of a woman once in my life and it was easily the greatest moment ever. Now when I dream about it I only become depressed.
spent all day sniffing my gf braps
ugliest woman on planet earth flushed cutbaby with plastic tits who has never finished a fight in her fight
Why didn't she get Raquel or Holly?
holly holm is an old maid who just got head kicked into a loss and already has a fight signed, why are other fighters so beta?
Which UFC fighter do you want to see get hit with a flying knee like Askren did?
For me it's Paige Vanzant.
Neither of the Diaz brothers has ever lost the story
This smug faggot
Dillon Danis
@dillondanis
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3m
add me on Snapchat- jitzwrestler
twitter.com
he posted a nice pic of his girl in leggings
Francimar Barroso
Alex Nicholson
Jordan Johnson
Vinny Magalhaes
Jared Rosholt
Based and Brappilled
Khabib numagomedov
Any muslim or muslim sympathizer
Jorge Masvidal
she unironically has to pay alimony to her ex husband jeff he divorced her for repeated infidelity look into it her jon and yoel
Poirier will end this man's whole career
No but Tony will
Khabib is undefeated
Poirier stinks and I don't like him.
>based mas
>getting heem'd
>ever
your post is canceled
27-0
Get your PFL picks in. It's all we've got tomorrow. Don't make Invicta picks a thing.
hold on brotha nice quads
>don't go there
currently dropping a load, if possible make a new thread
Can you guys help me with my essay for writing 121?
what's the topic
New thread: Recycled edition
just write it on the bus ride b
khabib heems him
they'll never fight
Diaz always has been and always will be susceptible to leg kicks. He has too much of a boxing stance.
How can you hate based Costa though?It's not just jealousy is it?
early
this is my half peruvian brother
he will never be heem'd
they will
*heems u*
And you were saying?
Why are Russian signs always so ugly? Like the one above the door. I've never seen one that didn't seem like someone is screaming at me.
If Jon Jones was in that picture those 3 men together would have 37 UFC champion titles
if you can't get that body natty you're not even trying
My girl Val is unheemable. 1-0-1 against female Yoel.
Stipe destroys DC.
Rooting for Andrade, b/c he wanted to fight Shev. Champ-champ shit only.
[spoiler]Dustin tko rd1[/spoiler]
Nah Tonys got cardio for days, it's gonna be a long night and Tony will will be decision, Mark my words
who is she?