/ucl/ Champions League 3rd QR 1st Leg

No u

For me it's Krasnodar

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>CAM ON SHAPI SCOAR SUM FOOKIN GOALS

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last goal of Krasnodar
against Zenit

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celtic goes out tonight

shit, Galitskiy looks worried

So...how many negros are we gonna field today? The whole team?

manafa
pepe
danilo
baró
soares
marega

Bamo lá quaralho

Bamos a yeles, qu'esses filhos da puta dos russos já estão acagaçados, oublá

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One ''Portuguese'' in the starting 11...
This is why I'm sick of this fucking team.
Our president is literally senile and our transfer policy is ''let's make make off these shit players of dubious quality''.

>baró
RIP rushan wybois

russian whites are stronger than blacks though

It's okay, Krasnodar also has only three Russians starting.

and one belorussian

but not full of negros like Porto, a team with a fanbase that is famous for calling others moors

belorussia is cute little russia?

well, Krasnodar had one negro last season...

it's white rusha

bielo means white in slav languages

Porto lads here?

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>One ''Portuguese'' in the starting 11...
what do you mean breh? Manafá is just as portuguese as Camões himself, don't be raycis :^)

Central midfielder?
Kambolov is stronk Russian BVLL. Nothing in the world can beat him.

*Kumballov

>Cum Ball Off

Good guys tonight:
>Krasnodar (v Porto)
>Olympiakos (v Basaksehir)
>LASK (v Basel)
>Celtic (v Cluj)
>Rosenborg (v Maribor)

and of course Dundalk (v Slovan Bratislava) in the sole Europa League game today

>Good guys
>Celtic

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>RPL

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they are though, the only catholic club in a protestant island.

DUTTY HUN BASTARD

WATCH IT, Yea Forums

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Chora mais, foi um mouro que nos deu a Taça dos Campeões Europeus e os jogadores todos literalmente tocaram no Corão antes do jogo

EZ FOR CLUJ

>KPACHOGAP

>he made Krasnodar Pepe
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saved

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Here's the png

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The referees looks gayer than usual in this uniform.

Obrigado pelo teu voto no Bloco de Esquerda! Obrigado pela tua contribuição para Portugal se tornar no Brasil!

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Based, Krasnodar is a Swedish Rus ream

best poster

Kek, it's awesome.

Both coaches are watching the game from the lounge btw.

SHOYA NAKAJIMA IS NOT EVEN IN THE BENCH. THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OPORTO

OH NO NO NO NO

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Changes to the 2020-21 Champions League:
>Switzerland lose a place - only the Champions will enter qualification
who gains the place?
>Croatia gain a place - now both the Champions and Runners Up will enter qualification

well done croatia

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>posting dvach memes on sp

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do it for her ruskies

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nice free korner

Absolutely fucking based, Porto is exposed and will be totally relegated this season

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I weighted myself in a pharmacy today, it also measured my tension and body fat.
this is my data, rate it:

1.84m
75.6kg
22.3 Body mass index
9.8% body fat

tension
108 mmhg
67mmhg

what's your dick length

Are you a girl?

hello fellow skeleton

18cm fully hard

Ao menos chegamos a ganhar ao Bayern, vocês quê, empataram e venderam o Renato Sanches? Grande coisa

Quando quiseres começar a cobrar renda avisa

a guy

quite nice

1.87cm
85kg
here

I'm avoiding red meat and dessert in hopes of losing 5-10kg

I hope Celtic lose

Marega got fucked by slavic white bulls

>tension
do you mean blood pressure galego

you guys ever notice how russians and portuguese have the exact same accent despite being on opposite ends of the continent?

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is it true that galitsky owns quantum blue? it's a nice looking yacht

yes, I'm not galego, I'm from Viseu

I'll never understand how foreigners find both languages similar. We even got our own russian accent jokes, like anglos do.

Krasnodar's defence still looks like a joke.

wat the fuck
almost a goal

boavista would beat krasnodar
2-1 lose away
2-0 win at home

I am worrying for Krasnodar

>marcano is a starter again

we have diogo leite and diogo queiros why are we still starting this fucking hack

I thought this was a meme, in all honesty.

One night, I was in my balcony an started hearing a group of people approaching, talking in what it seemed a Slavic language, (Russian/Ukrainian) and it kinda baffled me since, even though there's some Ukrainians here they usually speak Portuguese. As they came closer I started to understand what they were saying - they were speaking Portuguese kek

''What do you want me to say in Portuguese?''
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1.74m 70kg 10%bf CHAD here

Tá calado, filho da puta, nem aos pedofilos consegues ganhar. Dedica-te a vender gente ao Benfica, que é a única merda que sabes fazer

>Marega

how's magnit faring after galitsky sale?

seethe more
also who takes taça da liga seriously?

only adult southerners sound russian.
these kids from my town don't sound russian for example,

youtube.com/watch?v=IQvk53YT95w

we're the eastern europeans of western europe

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Did portuguese Yea Forums get shut down in the last couple of years or something??? what is this invasion

krasnodar is always discount food in our hearts

Looks same shit. They opened second store in my area recently.

t. Transmontano

>Beira Alta
>north of Douro

choose one and only one

Just want to eliminate cocky Kobenhavn niggers
I'd take losing 4-0 vs Young boys if we could eliminate FCK

PTChan never really took off

>avoid read meat
Please look into keto/carnivore. People are loosing extreme amounts of weight from a animalfat based diet. You can also read the book "the fat of the land", they have a free pdf i think on r/zerocarb. Personally i want to bulk so im resdarching bulking on natural fats like coconut fat and animal fats

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>portuguese Yea Forums get shut down in the last couple of years or something
It did in fact, but unfortunately it went up again.

Let's go Porto score come fucking goals

>1st Russian commentator: 'It's Bulls vs Dragons today'
>2nd R.C. makes a joke about the Mother of Dragons
>1st one isn't a fan of GoT, doesn't get the reference
>Very awkward silence

Lol, Porto is playing bus against Krasnodar

Wait, did Porto really go to Krasnodar? Lel

>This is Krasnodar's first ever Champions League qualification game
holy shit
They've been in the Europa so many times it's hard to believe.

What's wrong with carbs?

>Split go out against just above san marino tier Maltese team

lmao

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They were created only 11 years ago.

reminder Krasnodar were minutes away from eliminating Valencia last season, and reaching Europa League semis, they need to be respected

Youre still the favourites, Jose

NAHUI

some say its inflamatory and that its suger. im just jumping into all this but i have already watched hours of content from both Frank Tufano and Sv3erige

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Transmontano from Bragança.
Our ancestral accent is a mix of Galician/Old Portuguese+Leonese - a total clusterfuck
Most people these days speak standard PT, except some old hicks.
You couldn't really place my accent if I didn't tell you because it's pretty much indiscernible from the PT spoken in Lisbon, but at the same time it still has plenty of influences from the Northern dialects.
eg: I say Touro, not Toro

oh fuck

Thanks, m8. I'm still in an embryonic stage of my diet, don't really know which direction I'm headed...All I know is that I'd better off with 5-10kg less

OLYMPIAKOS

For now Safonov, is the best at Krasnodar

I also say Touro, interesting.
do you say espêlho/vermêlho or espalho/vermalho?
Here we say the first

do people there also say tchocolate?

Based Kambolov

Kambolov dominates Marega so far.

We say espêlho/vermêlho. And saying ''encarnado'' is a total sin.

That's hick accent that no one uses unironically anymore

бpaтия where is kuban krasnodar? and who does the city supports more?

>And saying ''encarnado'' is a total sin.
makes sense to call B*nfica "encarnados" then

kuban is dismantled

>kuban
literally who?

Kuban is dead afaik

With keto you tend to eat less calories because fat is more satiating than carbs, its good for cutting
For bulking you need carbs otherwise you will not optimize your performance on workouts

kuban is dead.
there are two revivals. one, made by fans is playing in non-league, and second made by literally whos is playing in 3rd league

i want a cute russian bf bros

when was the last time porto failed to qualify for CL?

that's lovely

>bf
/int/ invasion confirmed

back to your board now, unless your a gril, in which case be somewhere in or around Lisbon pls

when they won the EL

Explain me this: how did FK Sochi suddenly appear out of nowhere and get a spot on the first division?

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but i can still eat 3k calories without much carbs, i used to drink a raw-egg and high fat cream 1k calorie shake for breakfast untill my stomach said no

krasnodar goal incoming

eish ca puta de tesoura do Danil, ó mános

2010/11 because we finished 3rd in 2009/2010

In the CL era I don't remember ever failing to make it to the Group Stage due to getting knocked out in the qualifiers.

dzeko plays for krasnodar now?

They did not quite appear from nowhere, they are former Dinamo Saint-Petersburg. As such, they are being suspected of being Zenit-3.

oligarch money, corrupt league

Owners are Putin's friends.
And formally (and in fact) they are ex-Dynamo SPb which used to play in second league before moving and renaming. So they started in second league last season and then been promoted.

Remember when absolute legend Dmitri Alenichev led Arsenal Tula to 3 consecutive promotions?

Man, I had wet dreams of him managing Porto. Even now, I'd give him a chance in a heartbeat

>wanting Alenichev to be Porto's manager
You're probably against them?

so they bought the old club, renamed it and moved it to another city?

Yep. WC stadium + nice climate, so a bit easier to attract players.

I noticed that a lot of investment is being done in Sochi in the last few years

Sometimes managers don't have eggs to make omelettes. Maybe that was the case with him, but I didn't follow his work at Spartak so I might be wrong...
Either way, I wouldn't rule him out yet just because he had a bad spell at a top team

Today i will remind them
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what a shit match, what else is on?

Yep. It's true.
Probably project of moving Dynamo SPb is more like social project to made club for resort city.

Real Madrid friendly. Hazard just scored.

>m-mas ganhamos um j-jogo
Perderam a eliminatória na mesma. Não serve de de nada.

It's not really an investment, it's an attempt to make use and money of the big stadium that stands without purpose

CELTIC CELTIC CELTIC CELTIC

He is notorius not for work at spartak, but at Enisey last season. He led club to promotion, but been worst club in league then and one of most scandalous coach with worst media coverage. Now he is having no job and it will be big news if any club from RPL or FNL will sign him.

Anyone got a stream for Basaksehir - Olympiacos?
Just noticed reddit took /r/redditsoccercity down

I've grown up mentally and decided to support Portuguese teams in European competitions, even if they're as insufferable as Beneficia.
We're so tiny to let petty rivalries divide us on the big stages.

Still my favourite goal from RPL
youtube.com/watch?v=Fvl7m8QBB2w

then they were constantly fascinated by the size of Marega. Said he was like the main character of Green Mile. Then compared him to Lukaku numerous.
I don't know russian but I like these commentators on match tv streams.

I thought so too. kind of like in US Soccer where they buy a franchise license and there's no relegations so the clubs just stay wherever it's more profitable

*does nothing*

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leltics fans will seethe hard tonight

Why Dynamo Kïev so shit now? Kpachodap would rape the yesterday’s team.

Already found one

>m-muh country
Who cares

Damn, I feel sorry for him. One of my fav players ever. Like I said, I'd give him a chance at Porto, why not? Our president is senile and just randomly hires mediocre coaches.

>one of most scandalous coach
he lost a game against Spartak and then said "well Spartak needs points more than us"

Yeah i need a stream too. I wanna see my man Omar.

Is there a club from Russia that is being attacked by rest of the country fans claiming that its being supported by the president?
From ours its Red star

Clearly not you.
Flag doesn't check out

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For me it's Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

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Zenit is sponsored by Gazprom and that's pretty similiar to being supported by the state

lmao

My fatherland is Mazagão

Just found one. extremotvplay.com/link-9.php

Turkish commentary though. Clichy and Robinho playing on the left for Basaksehir. This match is a blast from the past

damn global warming IS real, these scottish lads are getting tanned

he'll do something in the bricklayers league against teams with a 4M budget

that's how Benfica tricked yurop with Renato

If you have Acestream installed, just go to ArenaVision 37 or 38 for a smooth HD stream

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e um ace (russo de preferência) para o puorto?

Thanks. I found one too if you need another stream. This one is ok but turkish. mygoaltv.com/istanbul-basaksehir-vs-olympiakos-piraeus-m14854

/r/soccercom is the one just now

I can't wait for all the keto meatheads to die from bowel cancer when they're 45.

17 e 18 são Tugas. Não vejo nenhum Russo na lista

For me Its
Krasnodar
Olimpiakos
Cluj
Lask
Maribor

Grow some more and kys

Holy fuck this GK spaghetti and Turk shooting at his own teammate lmao

Why don't you just install Acestream and stop watching those pleb streams?

I'm no expert, but it's worth it IMO

Clean my toilet Bogdan

Seriously, why doesn't Celtic play in the English Premier League? It must be so boring so face no oppositition in the scottish league.

With all the european experience, Celtic would make it to at least top 7 in the EPL

What's wrong with supporting my countrymen? Are you a Bloquista by any chance?

The Olympiakos keeper is retarded wtf.

>Cluj - Celtic
massive game

It has decent defence now at least and promising new young guys are growing, but our coach is a brainlet and none of good coaches would come to Ukraine.
We need time to fix our sports after all these years of decline.
The reason is same as in Russia tho - elites are not really interested in sports. Thus no serious money

Imagine supporting other clubs from country because of muh coeff points
I want Partizan niggers to suffer because they live their life thinking they are fighting an evil army of criminals that wants to shut them down

half time slags

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They gypo will just be eating up the social while nicking scrap metal.

stop being racist, go back to pol

Also, Spartak is very special club. Everything works in wrong way there. For example, don't judge coaches by their work at Spartak - Unai Emeri failed there and now won EL with Arsenal, Karpin (you probably remeber him as palyer in Portugal too) failed there and now, one of the most complimented coach in RPL by managing Rostov.

2-1 to Cluj in this leg

3-0 to Celtic in Glasgow

youtube.com/watch?v=0-gEMNBek08&pbjreload=10
AI ESTES SÃO OS FILHOS DO DRAGÃO
UNIDOS PARA VENCER
ORGULHOSOS POR FAZER
DESTE PORTO CAMPEÃO

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>robinho

Krasnodar Porto is a borefest but it's the 1st leg and it has Porto in it so nothing unexpected

O ace Russo está no soccerstreams.net
Who?

It's the same here, except there are 3 big clubs, except one is the resident clown - Sporting

Benfica wins the league: Sporting and Porto accuse Benfica of corruption

Porto wins the league: Benfica and Sporting accuse Porto of corruption

Sporting wins the league: Well, that's too far-fetched to even imagine

But still, I want my country to do well in Euro comps, not just for the coefficient, but for national pride

Sporting sounds a lot like Feyenoord

>and now won EL with Arsenal
user, I .....

They're exactly like Feyernoord.

except feyenoord actually managed to win the league a couple of years ago, sporting's drought has no end in sight

Basaksehir a bit stronger in possession than Olympiacos but they've been very wasteful and Olympiacos look way more threatening when they do go forward.

they are the green feyenoord in fact

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Well i still support them when they play vs balkan countries because they are even more obnoxious than partizan fans

wrong timeline bro
chelsea won the el in this one

fuck cluj and fuck romaniggers

I guess there is such team in every country: too big to be mid-table shitters and won something before but will probably never win anything serious again. Eternal losers

Im with Krasnodar because if Olympiakos gets past Istanbul Baseksehir they play with the winner of this Group.

cluj - celtic really good game so far

good lad

Kek, it wasn't trolling.
I really didn't care about it, I just remember all this shitstorm about finals being in Azrbaijan and Mkhitaryan, so I really thought they won it lol.

Maribor vs Rosenborg
stream please

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Yeah, I checked, I was wrong

at least we're an independent country

tv2sumo

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>0-0
Ah, the European fudbal

Is referee from Krasnodar? Or he got Magnit premium card during the break?
He will show red to Porto player soon

wow, how is that not a pen?

he just ignored a penalty for the rushans

I think Porto got away with a penalty there

>tfw no qualifiers against our qt norwegian shotas
Rosenborg better qualify

Robinho is so bad

I see, take my words back
Clear penalty

mariayurko

>Russian team plays
>hohol appears
llike a clock

Were you wearing shoes?

cause that handball changed fuck all. you werent scoring in that attack from open play either way.

I know we're only 12mins inbut the cluj/celtic game is entertaining as fuck and the referee is letting the game flow

Daily reminder that krasnodar usually gets cheated at home(they got an undeserved penalty in the second game so it evens out)
youtube.com/watch?v=776ypRxiaVY

I'm switching because for a Greek/Turk tie this has been some of the most boring football I've ever seen

>you now remember Emanuel Pogatetz

yes, I'm actually 1.83m naked

Fuckin hell, Porto is Sporting tier this year

>this year
We were shit last season as well

Obsessed

LA LA
LALALALA

FUORÇA PUORTO ALLEZ

Krasnodar is a dangerous result away

6 offsides against 1

Fucking hell, did anyone else see that unit in the Krasnodar/Porto game?

Porto is getting eaten from the inside by the leeches infesting their SAD.

Portofags are aware of this but PdC got a legacy too big to be properly defied.

still no goals in any of 6 matches

0x0 is a dangerous result away I mean

Labas
Kaunas or Vilnius?

>lewis morgan complaining after slipping
good player but he needs to toughen the fuck up

Never thought Porto would play dirty.

that's based, I don't want to watch many goals later in eurosport highlights.
less is comfier

>Porto is getting eaten from the inside by the leeches infesting their SAD

Literally this
Our board is trying to fill their pockets as much as possible because our president is untouchable, a legend, even though he's a senile old man now.

They don't care about our youth setup because buying a shady Brazilian is more profitable in commissions for the boys

>based lennon benching scott shitclair

please tell me you're joking

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*SLURP*

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so this is the power of soccerball

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funny story, he's from my home town(greenock) and my mate shagged his bird a few years ago when he was at st mirren.

he's a cuck

SHAPI TIME!

SHAPITIME

lad hes not even in the squad

CAM ON SHAPI SCOAR SUM FAHKEEN GOALS

Based seafolk

>conceding to bozgors

LELTIC

LELTIC

LELTIC

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This is now a Europa League thread

Portuguese commentator praising Krasnodar's sports policy, saying it's sustainable unlike other russian meme teams that have been dying despite getting oligarch millions injected.

we can beat you easily by more than 1 at home. esp if we get an away goal

Ari>Pepe

cope

the first one. why are you asking

Based Arlauskis Fc

Thank you, friend.

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what a pathetic goal.

counter-attack from a corner to a team of fucking 30 year old boomers

SAD!

he's a shit player

should be playing for clyde not celtic

bolingollywoggy fucked up there. We conceded first to sarajevo as well i'm sure so im not bothered.

Reginiussen out. Fuck this shit.

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cluj are shite desu. celtic dominating the game.

Played well in what he's had so far. Mikey is better.

his end ball is pathetic. just a speed merchant. do not understand what rodgers, lennon and mcleish see in him.

delusional

See you in Europa League groups, Celts!

Krasnodar makes so make bad passes it's painful to watch

Why have you been posting about us since the start of qualifying? I'm sorry paul the tim fucked your girl

O LY MPIAKOS

not even that fast or strong to beat a man

they see a little twink onions lad who can sell t shirts

We're all Europa League-tier kek

>watching all the little men in euro qualifying whilst your team has already qualified

is there anything more comfy?

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Clearly lennon doesnt see much in him if Mikey is ahead of him

The era of the Ngubu is over
Now the era of Pululu is upon us

Porto is just as bad
Wtf, did they sell all their good players this summer? Attack looks like a one of Ukrainian amateur club

>alex telles
useless twat

being white tbhh

thought christie had a good free kick on him. twat

loooooooooooool

>your team
post team and local area

>you now realise for a short period at the start of this season Basel had Kalulu and Pululu

GET IN

GET FUCKED ROMANIAN CUNTS

We're fucking shit so far
I hope we're not doing the classic "le 0-0 away and we're winning at home" thing

the club spent a lot of money these past few years with less than stellar results

it started to take a toll and now they have limited options, it's a classic case of mismanagement

more possession, more shots, more territory. more saves from the opposition goalie. all away from home where celtic are notoriously dreadful.

celtic will in in Glasgow by at least 2. easily. will get 1 or 2 in this game as well.

cluj just a team of hatchetman playing long-bacll counter attack football. absolutely nothing to fear for celtic, they play ahainst shite like this every week in scotland

glad we can all finally agree that Grimaldo is the best LB in the league

thats the away goal gone in now. you're fucked come celtic park

yes, living in the cottage in that image

fuck this, can't wait for based Evropa league tomorrow

I'm a Manchester City fan from Aberdeen and I was a fan before the arabs so don't call me plastic.
I met Micah Richards when I was a young lad and that's what moved me.
I'm NOT plastic.
FUCK. YOU.

Don't care, fuck bozgors.

Cumming inside a vagina is pretty comfy

>away goal
lmao its already over romanianimals

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

EVERYONE LAUGH AT BOGDAN

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

FINALLY A SHOT ON GOAL

>Theres only 1 Serbian on 4channel

Assuming you're that brit who knows all about Swiss football, is he any good? Looks like a tidy player so far, really athletic and can shield the ball well

support cove rangers

just a lad supporting a club from his country (UK), can't see anything wrong with this

Looks like porco got a decent keeper.

It's sad that for 2021-22 they're splitting it into two competitions.
I really enjoy having a million games on at once in one competition.

This "third European competition" bullshit is a dreadful idea. FIFA/UEFA have already ruined international football and now they're making club football follow in its footsteps.

>Posts by yuronigs that aged poorly

(You)

no, the coach left him out of the game because he's a narrow minded idiot

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Does anyone know something about Malatya
Can they cuck Partizan?

>that free corners from Ramirez

I just want them to create the super league and fuck off so we can have an actual champions league

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not really because as soon as I cum I want to be as far away from her as possible.
I could be feeling like I'm literally in love and then 10 seconds later I absolutely despise the girl I'm with.

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Check the timestamp tard.

They got 4 yellow cards. They will soon get a red and the get destroyed 0-4

Imagine making excuses about a team you support to some village retard who decides which team everybody should root for on an anonymous imageboard lmao

>This "third European competition" bullshit is a dreadful idea
not really, smaller teams that in the EL had to play a lot more games which messed up their chances at performing well in domestic competitions

i too am gonna miss the EL as a huge tournament but this is not a bad thing

I live on last level at this apartment with huge balcony on the right

>Wtf, did they sell all their good players this summer?
no, they went away FOR FREE (Herrera and Brahimi)

meanwhile Porto just spent record money this season

cherrypicking
if cluj scores today they are good to go. Arlauskis will not concede more

July and August will be less comfy yes.
Europa League 2: electric bogaroo later stages will be comfier than the current late stages of Europa League with the likes of Atleticos, Manchesters, Sevillas, CHelseas winning it

Shit? I think we re slightly better on gameplay even though the Turks had one good chance in whole game , better than anything we ve had.

We will score tonight, I just hope we don't get 2.
Semedo just wow amazing player.

third European competition will be fun imo

Lol, that's dumb

funny, I feel the same except for literally one woman which I always wanted to be even closer to right afterwards

double comfy mate. like the old cup winners cup if you are not 15 and remember ιτ

for me it's Intertoto

Yeah we will. Just need podence to wake up and carry our attacks

Pululu or Kalulu? Pululu looked solid last season for Xamax, their gameplan was basically hoof to Nuzzolo and have him and Pululu dribble past the opponent. Occasionally that would get changed to hoofing it to Ademi to knock down for Nuzzolo and Pululu. I'd like to see him played in a more central position for Basel. I doubt he'll ever make the French NT, but I imagine Angola will eventually be interested, though that's mostly because I can't name a single member of their current squad, so I assume they're shit

That's probably what love is
you don't feel the same? Maybe I'm a sex weirdo idk. I just immediately feel this weird kind of dirtiness even if I just did boring missionary sex.

ρε μην λες μαλαkιες μια χαρα παιζουμε,τουλαχιστον kαλυτερα απτον αγωνα με την πλζεν

PORCO PORCO PORCO PORCO
PORCU
POOOOORCU

Fucking zalupish, die already

>with the likes of Blackburn Rovers and Aston Villa and Newcastle United

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based Silkeborg

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I spent 6 months in Kaunas from December to June.
Was in the LSMU Veterinary faculty working.
Also went to Fitness club Fankas.
Ahh man. I enjoyed Lithuanian pussey so much. I didn't expect to have so many girls hitting on me standing at 1.77. But I guess the beard in those countries is a chick magnet.

don't tell me
but things don't always work out, user

thanks m8

That's gay.

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Unless Cluj win by like 3 goals then I'm not afraid of them coming to Glasgow. Celtic are well known as awful away from home. Celtic are well in the driving seat atm.

okay, Krasnodar is over

oof

portoposter cumming rn

Rip krasna boja

how can other countries even compete?

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If you feel bad about doing anything why the fuck would you do it? That's includes sex. Something's wrong with you mate, you should figure it out

cause it feels like an excellent idea right up until I cum

>1 single Portuguese player on the pitch
>scores the GWG

How will leftards cope?

Good goal Porto

Honestly, eat shit, you bipolar faggots

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I will never understand why some goalkeepers leave one side of the goal open in free kicks

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what about danilo and manafa?
>inb4 angola/sao tome e principe
thats still portgual

DUNDALKKK
BE BRAVE AND SCORE GOALS

>replying to that bait every single time

disturbing lack of portoposting in this thread

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very poor game for Krasnodar

I was just memeing, I like Danilo. Fuck the other ones though.

>one of Ararat-Armenia, Kalju, Dudelange and Saburtalo will play EL
huh, based Dudels gonna get there again

what about aek last year
i remember 1-1 with suduva last year but suduva was dreadful at home and i had no hope for 2nd leg. in reality cluj should be much better
ah yes, the clasical thirsty foreigner student meme

SLAGS?

What
Krasnodar dominated Porto and should have been given a penalty
It's not that grim

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Um paneleiro qualquer andou a postar traps no meu hotel e o Yea Forums baniu o IP, só posso postar com dados

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I didn't even get happy when Porto scored, I just felt sad thinking about what the Rubros felt after losing the game in the final minutes.

Is this normal, lads?

>inb4 B*nfica fan

which game should i watch?

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I feel the same way, especially when my supported team is a favorite.

we drew 1-1 with Athens at home and they were a better side than Cluj along with us being worse than then. What the fuck does that have to do with anything

They should have scored when they had a chance. Porto's performance was piss poor.

>student
I was working

and no not really. I actually came there in a relationship but I ended it. Too much and too good pussey to not wanna live it.

Krasnodar had like two shots on goal only
a lot of failed passes and cornerkicks given for free

>Um paneleiro qualquer andou a postar traps no meu hotel
lol, tu portanto.

Krasnodar is bad too. Two main playmakers are injured and attack is full of new players.

horrible

why do south americans go to east europe

Br*ts can't appreciate northern beauty.

good for you. would you say lithuanian girls are easier than greek ones?

>Basel

based LASK
Centre backs score more than the strikers lmao

>baslel

why is basel SO SHIT this year?

Easier no. I was given an X quite a few times.
They were talkative when they would find out I am Greek. They would ask me what I am doing here why I am here and what I think of the country. They would talk to me and ask me questions about me for quite a while and like 30 minutes after me obviously hitting on them and their friends backing off, they would tell me they re married or they wouldn't give me their phone/whatsapp/fb/ig.

They were however a lot hotter so I would have more interest to go out and try to get them than Greek Girls.

But seriously, first time I see someone showing interest just to tell you no in the end.

>missed the goal
from a corner I assume?

kek this fucking Basaksehir team

>Adebayor
>Demba Ba
>Gael Clichy
>Robinho

It's like I've done into a fucking time machine

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>this year

>Implying Koller isn't un-JUSTing Basel
>Implying that LASK corners aren't literal meme magic

why the fuck does forrest keep running like a mongo. He's nearly 30 for fucks sake.

i remember a game where kilbane came on as a sub
end of the match his stats were
minutes 20
passes 0
tackles 0
shots 0
assists 0
distance covered 8km

Its his power-up, it gives him increased speed and aggression at the cost of having no neck.

>He's nearly 30 for fucks sake.
Fuck, he's got to be the biggest 28 year old prospect

Forrest is pretty established at what he does. You can't just say memes and pretend they fit.

i think cause majority here, especially good looking ones tend to look for/stick to relationships so maybe they werent bullshiting. of course there is also share of the ones hoeing around but i guess you cant know which one you are talking to from the start

Yeah I figured most of the guys there are gopnik retarded borderline misogynstic type of guys.

Also heard that girls are far more than men in Lithuania so most of them if they will find a decent caring lad they stick with him till marriage.

I don't really follow Scottish football so I rarely watch him, to me he still seems like a FIFA12 career mode prospect

>the state of Basel
Imagine being 1 goal down, at home, against LASK, and not even attacking.

What a canon by Soderlund klumpfot.

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name a better striker

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which team does this cartoon character play for

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James Forrest is genuinely excellent.

Soderlund is the new Bendtner

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ALEXANDER SODERLUND

what a player lads

What the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shame Celtic couldn't have drawn Rosenborg in the next round of qualifers again

it s

its as as close to a guaranteed win as is possible in European football for Celtic

how shit must AIK be

based Rosenborg, hope they make it to the group stages and take as all back to the comfier times of the late 90s / early 00's

OH NO NO NO ahahahha

name a better goalkeeper

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I was hoping for a match against them, because sota bror is always so smug, but got a shit league.

>Bazel

Basaksehir BTFO

When did Basel turn into utter shit?

I already love him

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Based Lask, quick give us the rundown of who these teams play in the next round.
All ties pretty much decided already

based portugal helping greece

get LINZ'D lmao

>LASK winning
>and they have a BLACK manager

what the fuck

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LASK are too good, and I'm serious. They play really well. The team is well adjusted. Players know exactly what to do

After Akanji left. They never really replaced him, which started their downwards curve. On top of that they sold Steffen, Vaclik, Lang and Elyounoussi within two windows.

BASED
TURKS BTFO

Both Cluj and Krvena Zvezda will overturn a 1-1 deficit

Fuck!

crazy match

1 year ago. they were in chl final-16 at 2018. then last summer PAOK btfo them and since then they are shit

reeee

Haahahahahhaaaaa

Mike. Pub mike pub mike pub mike.

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>trying to put it all on that
They were already in poor form for the second half of that season, which is why YB ended up winning the title

how did you score third goal?

first saved off the line, then shot from inside box into goal

gg Cluj, enjoy europa league

>the smelly Serbs, Turks, Slovenians, Albo-Swiss and Romanians going out
>the based WHITE Danes, Scots, Portugese, Greeks and Austrians going through

today, the good guys won

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>Danes

meant Norwegians

Cluj got the best result of all home teams today.

Bendtner curled it in from about 50 meters.

skide godt

>what if Valerien Ismael is a good manager
Not sure if I'm ready for this reality 2bh

What a meaningless accolade. Jsut because some other teams did shit doesnt make this result any worse for them. Celtic were by far the superior team and are going to parkhead with an away goal.

cluj is shit, and will get hammered in glasgow.

bookmark this post

a lo of kino tomorrow bros

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home stadiums are cursed this round la

Thun are so fucked

cant wait for tomorrow's comfy thread and matches lads

For me it's Rijeka vs Aberdeen

Worse Maribor side than their one today drew against Spartak twice in CL two years ago. I think Thun has a chance

>Tierney sold
FUCK

Is he the Manx footballing GOAT?

two years ago the Limassol - Austria match was almost aborted due to crowd trouble after Austria got a questionable penalty, I think this one will be proper spicy again

I rate that match too

They've sold their two best attackers

based and redpilled

Whats the assesment of the game for Cluj fans? We're generally pretty happy with the result and confident for the return leg.

game went as expected, you're favorites but we still have a decent chance

Celtic forever

for me it's saburtalo