/mls/ + /EUSL/ + /ayy/ + /nwsl/ + /cpl/

NEWS
>Bojan Krkić just arrived at the Montreal airport

>LAFC sign Brian Rodriguez, Peñarol will receive 8 million plus 30% of a future sale

>LA Galaxy has sent @Emaboateng to D.C. United for cash, one of the moves the team needs to make to fund the acquisition of Argentine winger Cristian Pavon

>D.C. United has just traded with Vancouver for veteran midfielder Felipe Martins

>LA Galaxy is not done this transfer window. GBS asked for striker Franco Soldano to be an alternative of @Ibra_official in the attack.

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twitter.com/ChrisWittyngham/status/1160742180920725504
sbisoccer.com/2019/08/damarcus-beasley-believes-mls-needs-promotion-and-relegation
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

no one cares about the mls
shit league
irrelevant country
lose weight
you are so fat you can't even win the gold cup against mexico
literally kill yourselves, irrelevant fucks

>Wayne Rooney is in flight to England to become the player-manager of Derby County

>DC United looking at Ozil and Balotelli

> Inter Miami CF Signs Venezuelan Youth International Christian Makoun

>Atlanta defeat Orlando in Orlando to reach the Open Cup Final

LOL poor monkey thinks the Brazilian league could keep up with MLS, when ever it Feeeels like raising its own salary cap.
Sad!

DC now have Boateng from LA and Felipe?
interesting moves. Boateng always made a difference.

apparently Ozils reps came to DC

>anyone wanting ozil
what a disaster

>Disney to Offer Hulu, Disney+, ESPN+ Bundle for $12.99 a Month starting Nov. 12

NGL senpai, that's pretty good.

he MIGHT do great in MLS, though he can definitely be a failure since MLS demands fitness and focus

tough to beat ESPN+
everything MLS and UFC live and on demand, with mad other leagues and competitions too.

we /hoc/ now?

Krkic
From Messi's apprentice to Montreal.

Hope he does well, was an exciting player

You're a subhuman monkey autist. Not a single poster in this board thinks you're sane

any updates on the MLS to CLT situitaion?

>Fiorentina offering 17 million for Diego Rossi of LAFC.

>D.C. United acquire Norwegian International Ola Kamara

interesting one
MLS Clubs Transfer Expenditures By Year: 2015 - $28m;
2016 - $31m;
2017 - $59m;
2018 - $60m;
2019 so far - $111m.

reminder that the Ottawa Fury are NOT /ourguys/

Has there ever been a presence of racism/homophobia in american soccer supporters or are the fans and league executives just hardcore virtue signalling against no one in particular?

I think there was some really gay over dramatic shit about demanding anti antifa guys be banned "because theyre just simply nazis"
Im not sure they actually broke any rules.

Im a liberal and thats the ugly and retarded side of liberalism.

In fact, i dont know why we on Yea Forums dont organize and support the guys who speak up on this shit and get attacked on twitter by sjw nut bags

Ah, rallying against a boogeyman. That seems to be an increasingly popular trend on both sides of the political spectrum today.Also it's kind of compelling to me that you're a liberal posting here given the nature of this website, although I guess it's similar to myself being a conservative american soccer supporter

good evening loons nation, are you ready?

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FUCK OTTAWA

Why do we have two threads

t. Moronto customer

>wanting to stay in the USL instead of join the CPL
Ottawa hates Canadian sawker

>ottawa is 10x more based than any canashit city
yeah i'm thinking this is epic

>staying in the american soccer pyramid scheme
>not coming home to build a league with pro/rel
shameful tbqh

they're waiting to join nisa

Pro-Doyle thread
Anti-Doyle thread

any non-shit streams for the game?

stream2watch
also
>dielna
>poopland
AHOOOOOOOO

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onesoccer has a free trial

not too sure about Minnesota winning something tbqh
don't like the idea of that at all

>been capital of the country since before Confederation
>literally just hit 1,000,000 population this summer
"based" indeed

E$PN+ is also a free trial, but I shan't be doing that either, not for loons vs pooland

>cities with a pop of over 1m
YIKES

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that's literally what he's saying you dummy.
the ideal city size is like 250k, big enough for fun shit, not big enough to be awful and crowded.

C A L G A R Y
A
V
A
L
R
Y

No I'm saying it took them over 150 years to hit 1,000,000 because it's irrelevant as a city (as nice as it is).

RIP Ledgerwood

dubs and cavalry score a man down

Loons choking on plastic, just like in real life

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>you

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fuck Disney.

Bojan "Messi decaf" Krkic is coming to Montreal. can't wait to see him playing next to Piatti.

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>ottawa

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*violent nose bleed*

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AHHAHHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK

>wonder wall

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AHOOOOOOOOOO
who's ready for CCL in february?

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What happened?

watch the match highlights
>93'
>poorland down 2-1
>cross in
>scramble
>open net
>troll post and cleared

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a real semen slurper in Sac tonight, buds

>utter
>shit
>league

Um, excuse me, USL is elite

this

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so
Atlanta v Minnesota in the US Open cup final

is this basado?

Only if the good guys win

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Forge FC second game tonight

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top 5 or 6 finishers in the Concacaf League get to the Champions League, so they don't even have to win it to get there.

>FC Cincinnati acquires US international midfielder Joseph-Claude Gyau

>New York Red Bulls Loan Derrick Etienne Jr. To FC Cincinnati

>US Int Yedlin looks to be on his way out of Newcastle as new signing sees him fall to 3rd in the pecking order

>Minnesota United has signed Uruguay international attacking midfielder Thomás Chacón from Uruguay’s Primera Division team Danubio FC as a Young Designated Player

Big moves by Cinci.
and another big move by Minnesota, what a turn around this year.

>nate bronze
despite San Jose obviously improving and becoming legitimately good, and sitting with an 80% chance of making the playoffs, they have only a

>FC Cincinnati acquires US international midfielder Joseph-Claude Gyau
lol, SUM shanghaied another shitter who's desperate to make the team

That model is always somewhat slow to react to changes. Also, every team's %chance of winning the cup is brought way down by the fact that LAFC is eating up 51%.

i have no idea what to expect tbqh
ive never seen a guatemalan team play in the CCL and antigua aren't playing at their home stadium

playing in central America can be a nightmare for most teams who have never done it.
Can lose 6-0.
but, always a chance theyre mentally strong enough to pull it off.

>Credit River Cup
pretty disappointed lads, i really thought it was >our time

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Galaxy officially got Pavon
Apparently they once again went around the DP rule due to it being a loan, but the other owners arent complaining since they think its past time to update rules around being able to spend more

this. although his accuracy wasnt great he could open up some good opportunities for Ibra/Drini. also he was fast as shit

"the only correct answer is to never hold strong convictions either way"

twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1159477968072269826

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I didn't think about that
>needing to get around the rules to get fucking PAVON

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investing involves risk
check with a trusted financial adviser before investing

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stats nerds will be first against the walls on the day justice reigns

to be fair, the LA Galaxy are one of the worst run teams in the league and have had a fucked up contract list for a long, long time

DTK with the throwback Bruce moves.
So many people would out of their jobs at SUM if they got rid of the byzantine rules that make up my little sawker.

Too early to congratulate the cow townie?

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I want to believe but I know never to get my hopes up for anything

Who else is trying these days?
we got Miami, Austin, Nashville already..

then there's St Louis, Sac, Charlotte, Vegas..?

Charlotte has money, so they’re very likely

Vegas is a tourist destination and has money, so garber is drooling at the mouth

honestly, as a financial guy, and a sports business guy, they should just keep expanding.
They get a bigger foothold in the regions, get more money, and the talent pool absolutely doesn't dilute.
make an MLS east and an MLS West league with a super cup

>as a financial guy, and a sports business guy
how to kill someone twice

>I browse /biz/ so I’m a financial guy

>sac
>in MLS ever
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Delet this

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just getting this out there for when they skip it again.

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>booking the El Monte Philharmonic Orchestra
$1200
>year supply of maté mix
$800
>sudaca manlet with a giant ego
$17,000,000
someone please help LAGs budget, their club is dying

I'd worry after Uncle Fundie Phil croaks.

What is EUSL?

>2010: UCLA standout, hyped by Bruce and Bob and the proto-doyles
>2011: scouted by European teams, making his way through youth National teams
>2012: 3rd draft pick, gets stuck at NER
>2013: Jay Heaps and Resv
>2014: Jay Heaps and Resv
>2015: Jay Heaps and Resv
>2016: Jay Heaps and Resv
>2017: brief national team chance with Bruce, but US fail to qualify for WC
>2018: traded to Rapids, immediately traded again to Kansas City
>2019: traded to RSL for $75,000 and a roster spot

Remember kids, get the fuck out of MLS while you still can

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Daily reminder that Atlanta and Orlando never had a rivalry and they never will.

Orlando fans in full cope

this
also why would they not just photoshop an RSL jersey on?

I bet United will win.

>poor little white boi

garberg is not going to like the sound of this

>Zlatan: I think the (playoff) system is shit, and Generalissimo Garber deserves to get strung up like Mussolini
twitter.com/thisweekinmls/status/1159546317204410368
I can't believe he said that.

that whole clip is based
zlatan is my hero

BASED and EXTREMELY redpilled

I like playoffs as a concept but Zlatan's absolutely right
The whole fucking league makes the playoffs and at this point I honestly can't even bring myself to pay attention to the MLS regular season

Kellyn Rowe is not and never would have been good though

>openc up final is between two teams that are top 4 in the supporters shield standings
Has this ever happened? There's always at least one shitter.

>mini soda in the top 4 for SS
What a fucking world.
Also the west is a scrum again, 10 pts separating 2nd place and 10th.

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We're just about 3 quarters of the way through the season and the Loons and the Doops are both top 4 is SS standings. What a time to be alive.

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Something nefarious is going on. The good guys aren't supposed to win.

>TOGETHER WE FORGE

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you stupid fucking retards, all of you fucking dipshit idiot cunts, you vile cowards, you worms

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CRINGE

based

Fucking get 'em Gary.

>sac and st louis to mls
>detroit and chatanooga to NISA
BOOOOOYS

Here is my petition to start calling him DongArber.

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cringe

Hi Matt!

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>being this booty blasted

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>CPL undefeated in CONCACAF

WHO ARE WE

FORGE FC

this is an adult man posting this

Garber drones SEETHING at based ponytail man

yiff in hell furpuck

>implying

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*wins cutely*

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>30 years old
yikes

Jermaine Jones divorce update:

hes partying in Ibiza with his exwife and another couple, so maybe some weird swap thing going on, idk but at least he isn't crying anymore

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Christmas cakes are the thinking mans waifu

>cake
Doesn't apply to Mrs. Alex Morgan.

Thanks for keeping us informed on this saga, user

>30 year old woman with no children

that's gonna be a yikes from me

Thanks for the update. I unfollowed that weepy fucker on Instagram because he was just being so fucking insufferable.

t. Jordan Morris' dog

Nice one user, I chuckled.

Atlanta v Energy Dranks is a much better rivalry at this point tbqh.

The Fan vs No Fans Derby

Reminder that the only legitimate rivalry in MLS is RSL-SKC, because they actually hate each other, and for non-manufactured reasons.

Daily reminder that Atlanta has no rivals in any sport because they are the most forgettable major city in America

Why are Gary and Brian so fucking based? Zlatan too.

>major city
atlanta is a major city?

that is a very good point

>look mom, I posted it again
no one cares, flyover

Promote Riverhounds to MLS already so we can watch the Pittsburgh/Philly hate explode

unironically this, Riverhounds stadium location is fucking beautiful and it would be nice to see some fans actually show up for them

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>promote [U.S. soccer team]
no, I don't think we shall be doing that euroboo shitters

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USSF made the normie news again:
>A lobbyist for the USSF reached out to at least five Democratic presidential campaigns ahead of the debates last month to argue that the women’s national team isn’t paid less than the men’s team.
>U.S. Soccer has hired two Washington lobbying firms to push back against the lawsuit filed in March. The lobbyists they’ve hired have also met with staffers for lawmakers who introduced equal-pay legislation.
>The presentation given to congressional staffers and sent to presidential campaigns emphasizes the benefits the women’s team players receive that the men’s team players do not. It also states that the women’s team players were paid nearly five times what the men’s team players made last year, earning $275,478 in average cash compensation per player, compared with $57,283 for the men’s team. Both teams have criticized those numbers as misleading.
>“Imagine the proudest time of your life was putting on a USA jersey, working harder than ever, winning the World Cup. Then imagine coming home to find that the federation, your employer, the organization whose stated purpose is to promote and support you, has had hidden meetings with lawmakers to diminish and undervalue you," said the Women's Team spokesman
>A senior adviser to one of the campaigns contacted said the lobbying efforts had no effect on the campaign’s debate preparations. “Whoever does [U.S. Soccer's] lobbying and PR should be fired, and the money should go to the players,” the adviser said.
imagine still trying to fight this in public instead of just settling and making it go away, what the fuck is Garber&Co. thinking

ottawa is not nice, its a frozen shithole full of goverment stooges

My mistake.

I will make the sacrifice and impregnate her

i reckon the ussf just wants the women to fuck off because they dont make more money than the men. and the women just are looking for a pay day

AHEM
FUCK C*NC*NNAT* AND FUCK CHILI SPAGHETTI
GO CREW

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>they dont make more money than the men
They unironically have in the past few years though.

because the ninja turtles fucking suck
the Patriots make more than the Buccaneers too

yeah you're gonna need to provide a source

>Has there ever been a presence of racism/homophobia in american soccer supporters
>really gay over dramatic shit about demanding anti antifa guys
seig heil, fellow incels

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They need a Nashville or Birmingham team to really get something going.

>pg 9

>Halifax vs Calgary @ 1:00pm ET
>York vs Winnipeg @ 3:30pm ET
>Edmonton vs Vancouver Island @ 6:00pm ET
first game is on CBC today lads, make sure you tune in
burgers and other foreigners can watch online with a vpn

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Prepare to get DUTCH'd by Cincy tonight lad. Hell is real.

according to the ussf they don't and i haven't seen any stats from either team to prove otherwise, you got a source?

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Link to the Sounders stream?

real MLS hours
who up?

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ace1nurb.usite.pro/soccer8.html

>resv

VAR'd

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haven't been saving mlels memes for this season and i messed up that imgur album i posted a while back.
safe to say I'm not up.

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i'm sure enough of us have saved a random collection to get it set back up, we just have to dump them all in one of these threads

also, FUCK SEATTLE

Having actually visited Seattle recently I share this sentiment

>I'm a sounder

lol Seattle getting fucking bullied
that's a good webm

>come on seattle
lol fuck shitattle

who is the better tactician: Bruce or Gruden?

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what's that he's got, a black dildo?

>mls getting called out all this week.
Based Bruce.

another ALL STAR performance by Jordan Morris

two assists that were basically weird bounces that he didn't really have much to do with

the fix is in

>name your team Revolution and American symbolism as your brand
>don't exclusively field American players

Disappointing. We need our own version of Chivas (not chivas usa)

the USWNT should play in mls

we need our own version of Chivas USA too
#BringOurBoysBack

add this

Watching the revs defense is some funny shit.

Sacramento gonna get an MLS team and yet Michigan doesn't have one... hmm.. really makes me think about the liberal zionists who hate working class Americans and Christians that run this sport"

>hate working class Americans and Christians
I think I found your suspect user.

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Wanderers Grounds is comfy as fuck.

detroit FC cant even garner 6k people to watch a game

neither can any New York team

MLS and shit referees.

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

Bradley and passing backwards
Morris and doing nothing
MLS teams and losing in CCL

USSF and bribes

One of these threads I'll make a request for additions.

Post it

The Gyasi Special

Can't wait for the tears of Shitcinnasty when they get dookied on by Columbus.

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>tfw no stream

“Hell is Real” is the most reddit shit ever

Remind me again in what sport Atlanta and Nashville are rivals

Yes we should absolutely put a team in a post-apocalyptic hellhole

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yeah because there are only working class christians within spitting distance of the lakes

>tfw you'll never receive one of rover's special handshakes and have a beer in the kitchen
why even live

jozy and losing possession
jozy and falling
mls fans and delusion

promotion and relegation

your mom and my dick

You now remember Caleb "Snubbed by Pep" Porter.

Fresno's Japanese fan traveled to Oklahoma City this weekend

this lady is certifiably insane but also extremely fucking based and USLpilled

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>durrondo

Is this the same lady who roots for the Thunder and draws anime pics based off the team on Twitter?

probably gonna end up murder-suiciding but I'm here for it

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absolutely fucking based.
>certifiably insane
Have to be that and/or be relatively new to the country to have the sport be your number one.

This fucking comeback.

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This is beautiful, and absolutely based.

Da loons are losing, wtf

>living in fresno

we MUST stick together
we MUST prevent LAGs from making the playoffs

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>North American (((Superleague)))
Yeah, no thanks.

The Joker is twisted because he thinks crime is funny

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Mad at the timb ers?

>dallASS

hell is real user

is Conor Casey elite (again)?

Yes. Also, reminder that Conor Casey scored a goal for Dortmund in the Bundes.

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Dicks out for the playoffs.

Dortmund were trash back then so it's not really that impressive

D O O P

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Argentine meme players and wrecking your league. Enjoy Pavon. PLEASE keep him.

They finished first in the Bundes in 01-02, 3rd in 02-03, and 6th in 03-04.

Nacho Piatti is low-key the GOAT MLS player. How did that happen?

>club records

Piatti was kinda based at San Lorenzo, iirc, so there’s that. Literally left for MLS immediately after winning the 2014 Copa Libertadores.

just watched the Ohio derby highlights

HOLY FUCK
>jizz-stain zardASS

Stay safe out there, my doylefriends

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>tfw we're five days away from the first meaningful Al Classico
historic lads

Doyle must of had a a hard week.

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>get blown the fuck out by Based Gary
>literally flee to Mexico
o am i laffin

Pulisic to Philly Union by January, cap this post

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FTFY

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shan't be watching an NYCFC game today

shan't be watching an Atlanta United game today

Barely watch >my franchise, let alone other franchises.

Would be based if he came home

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loons quakes broship

real plastic hours
who up?

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MLS defenders and playing a misguided pass out of play for a corner

>watching mls

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MLS refs and absolutely fucking it up

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Imagine being Fraudsef Floptinez

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ATL you bitches

imagine being a fucking Yankee

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>Yes, I'm a support of the Atlanta United Football Club, what gave it away?

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Josef should have given the penalty to Pity.

Fuck off fatlanta germ

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ERA

At my first MLS game, looking forward to it bois.

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Good choice, Talen is comfy af

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>keeping your stadium under a bridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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a fucking DOOP

D O O P
O
O
P

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Howler Doop

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Derby fan here, lads. Going to watch DC United vs. LA Galaxy later to see how Rooney's doing. Never watched MLS before. What should I expect?

Memes

memes

A soccer league with elements of professional wrestling

Not Rooney because he is out.

Yeah, just saw. Less chance of him getting injured, at least.
Might watch for the memes, anyway desu

League one but every team has 1-3 good attacking players

The concessions might be real good by your standard (I honestly don't know) but they're also a great chance to check out foreign boomer dads in worn-looking Venezia and Gaziantepspor shirts

nvm i thought you were in the stadium for some reason

I used to play call of duty with bedoya and he was the most angry motherfucker on there, had the temperament of an actual mass shooter

>play call of duty
>temperament of an actual mass shooter
Why are you repeating yourself? G*mer scum deserve the electric chair.

how did floptinez not get called for a foul?
he forearmed the dude in the head

how the hell does tommy smyth still have a job?

D O O P
O
O
P

BIG BEAUTIFUL JACK ELLIOT

>stream switched to liga mx

fk u

today I will remind Them

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NYCFC shitter= /mls/ and plebbit's opinions

Martinez= Martinez (the best attacker MLS has ever seen on the SOON to be b2b champs)

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lmfao jesus christ. cursed image

Tommy Smyth is based, who are you?

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cringe

who will win MLS and why is it Galaxy?

Base Potato!

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Ohio was a mistake.

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uh oh

VAMOS UNITED

still have more mls cups than bawwwston

SINGLE TABLE/ TOP 8 PLAYOFFS WHEN????

ibra btfo lmao

DCU fans are fighting again

old fans are not protesting tonight, but they are the same groups that didn't cooperate with DCU when building this new stadium (because DCU didn't want to let them have input) so the new fans are the ones allowed in with drums and noise makers and stuff and they are protesting because they now realize the franchise doesn't care about them, but the old fans are mad that they are protesting without coordinating with them

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what are they mad about? there's an entire supporters stand

once great franchise is beyond a meme

BASED GALAXY ACADEMY

fuck if I know, there are like 12 of these groups and they all hate each other for being hipsters

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What's the deal with all these guys wearing bras?

GUILLE OUT

when did normies start saying RENT FREE?

Been hearing people say it for a couple of years now. Was probably used in a movie or TV show.

Brehs

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more goals than Jozy "America's #1" all time lmao stay seething

she looks like she's going to her high school prom desu

>you will never take High school Alex to prom and spill your spaghetti

Why live

I hate this team. They're so stacked and talented but always fuck up for some reason.
GET IT TOGETHER REEEEEEEE

*does nothing*

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you tryna make me feel again?

:^(

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>that beta took out Prime Morgan
I had a chance ;___;

>tfw the last few season.
Yep

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where to watch galaxy game .

you're 2 hours 2 late kid

It's over. LAFC v. NYRB now.

two goals too late as well

where can I watch the LAFC game then?

aight, guess ill watch that instead

Same place as the Galaxy game.

>sold out

yeah oook

How much are tickets for these games?

It's ogre

For me, it's watching this Portland Timbers 2 vs. New Mexico United game and seeing an empty Providence Park

wow what terrible defense

WTF

>so long space cowboy
sltrib.com/sports/rsl/2019/08/12/real-salt-lake-terminates/

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twitter.com/ChrisWittyngham/status/1160742180920725504

so are we really doing this inter miami team?

Somebody give this PUTO a job!

Can't find a clip of him saying it or holding up the 'handwritten sign' :(

Are you from Venezuela or something? Who tf in /mls/ rates Dozy?

F

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Waiting, watching the clock it's 94', it's got to stop
Tell them, take no more, he practices his speech as
He opens the door, the press comes over, he starts to rant as they look him over

He won't lie and say he understands them
Can't find a Beckerman
He sees the yellows he sees the red
Can't find a Beckerman
Can't find a Beckerman

Talkn' 'bout the refs
There's nothing else needs to be said
He tells himself

Memories, back when he wasn't tired of this shit
And waiting for the fines to come along
Swears he cared, now he swears he doesn't

He smiles and says "drain my bank account"
Can't find a Beckerman
"I don't give a shit anymore"
Can't find a Beckerman

He won't lie and say he understands them
Can't find a Beckerman
Are they watching the Simpsons instead?
Can't find a Beckerman
Can't find a Beckerman

He loves the league
He don't want it to be this way
He needs them
to go make good calls again

Can't find a Beckerman
Can't find a Beckerman
Can't find a Beckerman
Can't find a Beckerman

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"We" as in Boca Raton for the first 4 months of 2020 and then Fort Lauderdale for the foreseeable future? yes, they are

>thinking anybody actually rates jozy niggerdore

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Aaron Long fucking sucks

*distant Doyle noises*

Paid 28 bucks for pic related at the union game

that's USA! USA!! USA!!!'s All Star #3 Aaron Long to you, pleb

what happened to him? He seemed like the second coming with da Bulce for like two-three years then shit

>Brian Rodriguez
Fly high my boy

constantly undermined by (((The League)))

hard to win an mls cup when you don't have a team

one less Nazi homophobe scum as far as I am concerned

I am very smart

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>utah
>facism

first the news came out that he said something "homophobic". in the video he is shouting at the assistant ref for a long time and a bunch of idiots tried to lip read and convinced himself that he said puto

then it turned out that he actually wrote it down on a piece of paper and slid it under the door of the refs locker room after the on-camera yelling

it's a storm-in-a-cup for the autists that are always mad about puto chants and another example of MLS stabbing anyone in the back the moment it begins to be a risk for them

>wrote it down on a piece of paper and slid it under the door of the refs locker room

I'd sack him too
How beta can one coach be?

the mls is so focken gay

>getting fired for a meaningless cash grab game
laughing my ass off, fucking petke. that fucking cat ran off with his job.

>Yea Forums is making fun of us again

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Don't think the latter got caught on video.

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>religion isn't fascist

Hi all,

As there are already a few things floating around driving quite a bit of political conversation and subsequent reports, a quick reminder of our rules around politics/personal attacks feels due:

Supporting equal rights for LGBTQ+ is not political.

Being anti-racism and anti-facism is not political.

Defending basic human rights for all is not political.

Yours in soccer,
Matthew "The Armchair Analyst" Doyle

I can't tell if you're trying to make a joke or not, but those three things are objectively true.

>15 shots (MLS record)
>no goals
Zlatan is a fraud

>hell is real xD
Yeah, that's going to be a cringe from me

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Who you got?

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San Jose
Seattle
Mini Soda
Portland
Lags
Sallad
RSL
Whynamo

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Just wasn't the LAGS' night right? 29 shots and only 1 goal.

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Enhanced bennyball

Earnie Stewart has been promoted to Sporting Director of USSF, taking over the position from Jay Berhalter. Now he is "in charge" of MNT, WNT, and YNT.

Still no Olympics coach hired, now USSF begins search for new Men's Team GM (a now powerless position with the two people previously selecting teams, Greggggg and Earnie, on either side of that job)

Earnie will also now how influence over Tab Ramos when it comes to the selection of former MLS youth talents who angered MLS by leaving for Europe (and of course the children of Earnie and NYCFC Director Claudio Reyna)

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The qts just got a new GM too

yep, here's her resume beyond her 200 caps for the QT's

>Cardinal Stritch University
Counselor and Student Employment Coordinator
Aug 2017 – Present
>Markgraf Sports and Leadership Academy
"Summer Experiential Learning Organization"
Jun 2017 – Present
>ESPN
Analyst
8 years 8 months

she also will have more control over girls youth teams, and Stewart will be left to manage boys youth teams, or so they say. USSF also is saying that she will have a large role in "meeting with stakeholders" which is surely referring to her new job trying to get the women's team to shut up about equal treatment (not being forced to play on fieldturf, not being forced to play in NWSL, etc.) this is right in line with USSF's idea that having former players tell you to fuck off is more appealing, but considering it didn't work with VP Cindy Cone, I expect this to fail also

lafc
mn
seattle
ptx
sj
rsl
lags

Minnesoda won't have the stamina to keep it up
Portland are overrated
RSL will die without Petke

>supporting these inherently political liberal policies is not political because it's a hooman bean right to be a degenerate leftist unholy abomination.

>qts
What qts? They all look like ogros de las americas or pasty white ugly bitches with fridge bodies and dyke hairstyles

Ayytlanta

>being against racism is political

yes that's what he's saying lmao

I think user was trying to say is racism a inhuman condition.

well user is a fucking idiot

Cringe

keep your shit tier politics out of my soccer, discussion if something is politics is political itself

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I'm gonna miss him, bros.

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he'll be back
soon, you might say ;)

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Honestly this. Don't care about any of the shitty politics here and would rather you freaks kill each other off quite frankly, just in it for the sawker.

what's this

Moo?

the Future of MLS ;)

SAAAAAAAINT LOULIGANS WE OUTCHA

need story behind this lmao

Someone has to stop them...

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Just Phang being Phang

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They have a kryptonite just 11 or 12 miles south of their location.

luckily for them lags won't make the playoffs or be out first round if they do

>Height: 5 7
>Weight: 143 lbs

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tbf, going to Barca B makes zero sense considering they've produced almost no quality youth in the last ten years other than Thiago. But turning down a top Eredivisie or French club is retarded. Something tells me he's only coming due to visa issues and money.

>being anti-political idealogy is not political
I'm glad we're on the right side of history :-)

smuggle his lazy family in and have dozens of welfare dependent anchor babies to be quite honest in my opinion

Sacramento’s tower bridge

Based and republicpilled

>mfw i live closer to Sac than SJ and I still had no fucking clue Sacramento had a large bridge

It’s a pretty nice bridge

It’s a comfy walk over the river and you’ve got Raley field or the capital building on either side

>city inbetween two rivers and a swamp
>surprised it has bridges
day of the rope for transplants when

Marshes are not swamps

>I didn't even realize it had a swamp

Not even a transplant, just someone who knows that all Sac is good for is a quick gas fill up on the way to Tahoe

>not visiting old town or the State capital

Zoomer detected

Nah, I live in the REAL capital

>tfw I live in Benicia and people are always high and mighty about it being the capital before sac

>caring about the state capital
lmao

t. rust fund kiddy

South Sac is a man-made swamp though

I thought you meant the marshes towards davis

>there are posters on this board so obsessed with hating Americans that they deluded themselves into think the “lol Celtic wins” league is better quality than MLS

Pathetic really

just woke up from a nap. i had a dream that zardes skied a game winning sitter from inside the 6 yard box

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Portland Thorns sold 25,218

this is your weekly reminder that NYC doesn't deserve to have even a single team

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Any team that draws less than 20,000 a game should be relegated

>page 8
Good morning /MLS/

>de Boer
more like,, de Onverdraaglijke

Daily reminder that CPL > MLS

nah

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Looks like Cavani to Miami, pretty perfect pick up for them.

Who else they gonna get lads? make your guesses

For me it’s Erika

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he'll be playing on a uneven park in Vero Beach in front of 6000 people who decided to stay after their kid's game for most of next year

kek

KEK

K E K

Nah miami will be an overwhelming success, not sure whats making you think otherwise.
Beckham, other movie stars, some high profile coach.. cavani, and a few more high profile players.
The hype will definitely be there.

Business idea

Title 9, but for guys

>playing on some playground field because the temporary field they are supposed to use until their stadium is ready isn't ready either
The absolute state of Inter M̶i̶a̶m̶i̶ ̶F̶t̶.̶ ̶L̶a̶u̶d̶e̶r̶d̶a̶l̶e̶ Boca Raton

well, yeah you are right about that, stadium location issues became a problem

All of Petke's antics and outspokenness made me think he was trying to get fired from RSL, or is that just me? Even since RB got rid of him he's been in IDGAF mode, and it was great. RSL is the definition of mediocre, though to be fair 90% of the league now is considering ATL/LAFC success.

if they sold a bunch of season tickets to people in Miami but end up playing in Fort Laud or Palm Beach, they won't have as many people in the stands

I unironically think that unless their second home game is against one of the big teams they will have less than 10k

:'(

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So who picks him up next?

sbisoccer.com/2019/08/damarcus-beasley-believes-mls-needs-promotion-and-relegation
>Beasley added an interesting anecdote about a day at training with the Dynamo in which some of the club’s academy players were brought over to watch the first team practice. The former U.S. Men’s National Team midfielder/defender noticed, however, that none of the youngsters were really focusing on the training session.

>implying any MLS team has the balls to hire a guy that called someone a p*to

[player was blacklisted for this post]

>I think Jurgen touched on it a lot. A lot of the things that he spoke about were true. The mentality of American players, it’s once you get to a certain level, you think you’ve done it all, you think you’ve done it all and that’s it. That’s what the problem is.

CUT HIS MIC CUT HIS FUCKING MIC

How is this a "SUM/MLS BTFO" moment? You can say that about young athletes anywhere, in every sport.

Are you being intentionally dense?
They're not just any young athletes, they're players being trained at an MLS academy
How does that not speak volumes about the complacency that american soccer players have because they aren't punished for losing by relegation?

>top US/MLS player publicly criticizes MLS academies a week after USSF gets criticized for further rigging system
nothing to see here, folks, keep moving

our little manlet trust fund children are going to be stars, the development program is NOT a for-profit scam, nope

Fatlanta are home babbys, but 6 of their 9 remaining games are away (though one of those is at Cincy, tbf). Where do they finish?

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>W-L-T
absolutely disgusting

Cry more, yuroboo

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>cry
what? get back to your vacation doyle

>miami will be an overwhelming success

>sports scene is garbage despite having NFL NBA MLB NHL and CFB already

title 9 makes things even, so it's for both guys and grils

Alan Gordon got signed to play with robbie rogers after getting suspended for calling a player a faggot so anything can happen

Sorry, I forgot to add
>in 2015+4
to my post

Thanks user, I've been having a rough day.
Needed this laugh.

You dumb

hope your day gets better :3

my wife left me and took the kids and when i wnet to a lawyer he said he couldn't get the kids back because title 9 said they are entitled to equal dads so now some other guy is there dad that's why I'm voting to Keep America Great Again

Cringe

not gonna lie, that post was pretty retarded

The us sawker inner circle is small, lest he gets outed in the flight logs he will be back. Hell maybe even if he was in the flight logs bringing some mormon kids personally he would be back.
Someone post the clinton picture with ussf bigwigs.

>clinton picture with ussf bigwigs
wait what?

Forgot mandela was there too.

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Holy fucking BASED, dykemuttball tranny incel BTFO

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Sunil is certainly innocent of any alleged flying related activities

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Could be because he got his fill at the island.

>Keep America Great Again
this fucking guy

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>libcucks trying to meme

deBoer has always been one of /ourguys/

Pooston have "parted ways" with Ayylmao Cabrera

where will he end up next?

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Damn, that sucks. They should have kept him, he seemed like a good coach.

Will he play the kids in RSL?

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Gotta update the coaches pic, forgot who died after the crapids guy and before petke.

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Macklemore, russel Wilson, and some literally whos are new co-owners of the sounders

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What's the average mls height? cant be over 5'8

"The Family"
#epsteinfiles#LexWexner

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Dilate, you pathetic tranny

*wins in your path*

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Wins what? Being a dyke goblina pasty bitch with a fridge body? Winning an amateur tournament against a thai village of rice farmers?

winning against bongs and the dutch in the global qtpi tournament

So an irrelevant amateur tournament then

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still better than the men could ever do

>dykegrass
Take it to /lgbt/

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more fans than >Your team

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Incels get so mad lol

>reporting pictures of American soccer players in the American soccer general
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

hi fren

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m8 you are the one posting dykes like a thirsty ass beta orbiter

>atlanta banning all political activism
>manager getting shit on for equal pay
>SGs being told early on to fuck off back to portland

how can one team become so based

>fatlanta
>based
"No"

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>he still thinks he's talking to only one user
I don't post the images. You are a text-book incel, seek help before you commit mass murder please.

>janny deleted a meme about the men’s and wnt

For no financial compensation

updated

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incredible amount of mediocrity left standing

Also Sucklemore and Cuck Wilson as owners too.
Yikes Sounders.

>suck and cuck
sneed

Do you think S. Casey has the balls to fire Vermes?

can vanney be next?

What if Don Garber was in Epstein’s little book

see Garber > Clinton > Epstein
2 degrees of separation

We got ‘im, boys

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM

lol no he's building a project user

he'll be there until he croaks like Sigi Schmid

Dershowitz is scheduled to "pretend" to defend a "pretend" person on charges of child trafficking for a debate club.

These fuckers fear nothing because they know they'll never get got.

If Garber didn't go down with Blazer, he'll never go down.

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I can assure you nothing is being built in Toronto under vanney

Wow, that whole thing seems like a big ball of cringe.

I mean they blatantly took down jeff, seemingly they've got nothing to fear and can get away with it because anything else would rock, and really overturn, this leaky boat.

the USMNT hospice care center is coming along nicely

PuliSLICK to Giroud

fuck euroboos

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still seething that MLS would let us spend all these shekels on bradley but not atiba hutchison because he's not marketable enough

This

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