/trans/ - deadline day fast approaching How will Tottenham Fare in this Challenging period?

>tottensnub

Check the OP image and subject. The sly cunt.

It’s heating up in the deadline day scramble.

Spurs will pick Dybala ahead of Cout and Fernandes!

For me it is believing everything the media says about positive additions to my club and for ignoring any positive additions to any other clubs. I believe tabloids without hesitation for my club, but demand official announcements from other clubs website.

the only one who actually wants to go there is fernandes

Putting kettle on lads. Want owt?
Biscuits available

Fernandes probably wants to go to utd all poortuguese want to play for manure

Reminder that Dybala just liked Evra's pro-Manchester United Instagram post.

sort me a tea. Milk. No sugar and s custard cream or 5

For me it's just posting twitter links to a story and refusing to paste the story itself alongside it. Makes it so much easier to see if it's been posted as well

>bringing in bag of 10kg worth of sugar free drinks
>whilst carrying 10kg worth of milk
>whilst carrying another 5kg worth of shopping in another
>closing the lid one handed
>going in doors
>start dropping the milk
>let arm drop to steady it
>10kg of drinks slide the bag down my arm
>I now have near full length fabric burn on my arm
I'm not in a good state lads.

evra played for juve

United's "Midfield" options if Pogba is injuried or sold:

-Mctominay
-Matic
-Fred
-Pereira
-Lingard
-Mata

Not even a top 12 midfield without Pogba.

Yeah it's based and redpilled and not cringe

But with it’s a top 3 midfield

Why would you waste money on qtinho?

>bringing in bag of 10kg worth of sugar free drinks
>whilst carrying 10kg worth of milk
for what purpose

For me it is not signing any defenders despite getting rid of two and having a comedy gold one (who is at least better than world record fee defender Maguire) in defence.

H

>alienate Everton fans by saying you'll always be a blue then ditching them
>alienate England fans by criticising their support when they'd flown thousands of miles and spent thousands to see your millionaire ass walk around the pitch
>alienate Man United fans by trying to force a move to Chelsea then sulking when it doesn't happen
>alienate the public by cheating on your wife while you have kids at home as well as drink-driving when you're rich enough to have a chauffeur on call

Gary Lineker: Rppmey is under-appreciated and one of England's greats

talksport.com/football/273133/under-appreciated-wayne-rooney-one-true-greats-english-football-says-gary-lineker-after/

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Tea with milk.
Custard cream.
Fiddle with my bum.

T

Assuming they play 4-2-3-1 their best midfield options are:

-----Lingard
Pogba - McTominay

How is that a top 3 midfield? Maybe top 8.

It's litres you twat
You probably deserve it

sorry, not 10kg, 12l of milk. UHT lad. I have fresh milk I get on the reg, but UHT is useful for various reasons. As for 10l of drinks, just stocking up.

F

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>Tottenham have reached an agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Argentina forward Paulo Dybala, 25, for a fee in the region of £62m. (Sky Sports Italia, via Mail)
>Dybala is set to begin contract talks with Spurs before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Goal)
Do they really need these 2?

Nig

Forgetting that Fred will come good this season and united's midfield of McSauce Pog and Fred will dominate

will spurs break their wage structure to sign dybala?

If Neymar goes to Madrid he'll have to fear for his life when he comes to Camp Nou

Barca fans are all faggots tho.

Ohhh your hard. Showing off cause..

Figo and Ronaldo were fine.

>modern football fans
no he won't

You clearly didn't watch every preseason game like I did.

Pogba and Mctominay worked well. They are a strong pivot and can compete with the top squads in the league.

Fred was making the same errors and random passes to the other team that he did all last year.

Matic is done. Mata can only run for 20 mins. Lingard is shit. Periera doesn't excel at anything.

We needed a midfielder this window and we didn't get it. We are fucked.

is pretty obvious that dybala doesn't want to leave juve isn't it

who would you like?

Feeling bare haps bruv

Actually since it was in a bag, it is kg. You fucking retard. But I corrected it in the post right below you. But hey, proxyfags gonna shitpost.

YFW you realise you are posting in /HTFC/ edition 12
The subject is /HTFC/
The picture is /HTFC/
and Tom Ince was /HTFC/

Based secret htfc thread. Sneaky

What's this HTFC new meme about? This is /trans/ noone cares about Huddersfield

Nothing happened to Figo and that was two decades ago. Imagine what it will be like now

So do you want Fernandes?

*Gives you a (you) that is really a mansifestion of neglect from parents that brought you up as a attention seeking faggot.*

Why are Arsenal disrespecting Leno like this?

>Ozil to Arsenal was only £42 million

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how many hours left?

Absolute masterclass la

24 hours 45 mins 40 seconds

>Lingard is shit. Periera doesn't excel at anything.

What you don't like le 26 year old prospect man and le 23 year old prospect? They're gonna be great any day now

He's a better option than Lingard. We let Herrera and Fellaini go with no replacements.

Need something.

Lingard, Fred and Matic as backup / rotation is better than them starting....

HTFC are based, Herbert Chapman innit

have you thought about joining the secret service?

>You now realize that Lingard is only 10 months younger than Eriksen.

I told you earlier you big gay, 17:00 August 5th, UK time. So 24hrs 43mins.

Apparently Luiz is trying to force a move to arse wtf

David?

BASADO

>Presenting your /trans/fer window champions for the third consecutive year

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Norwich sign N'gubu from Sevilla

>L'Equipe
It's bullshit. L'Equipe is close to Don Balon levels of reliability.

Yeah, but so far it's L'Equipe that is being cited by everybody and I don't see why Arsenal would waste their wage bill on a Chelsea player when they could easily just buy a Championship level defender on 50% the wages who'd probably perform just as well (ie, badly).

/HTFC/ is winning the war

>Everton offered £30m (THIRTY MILLION POUNDS STERLING) for Iwogbi
HOLY FUCKING LEL. THE ONLY THING LELLER IS THAT ARSECUNTS REJECTED LMAO.

>finishes 9th

What’s your favourite wine /trans/?

Probably the cunt who runs paddy power Twitter orchestrating the whole thing

If hours are bongs, and minutes are bings, what are seconds?

Based

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>become so obsessed with winning the transfer window you start throwing money and bids around like you're playing FM

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Why are Everton so stupid and desperate?

billybingbillybongs

I make make only pino and valpolicella. $150 for 32 bottles.

best thing is, Arse went 'We'll see if you offer £50m :^)'. I'll piss myself laughing if that happens.

KEK CHECK THE OP IMAGE

Yeah we’ve seen it mate very creative well done

billybongs

Guess the egg lads

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Don't copy me cunt

>City claiming they can't diagnose Sane's injury until after the transfer deadline
lmao ruse kings

You can sign prime Messi and Ronaldo and still do fuck all with Marco Silva in charge.

Goose

no mate, that is literally it, it's billybongs, google it.

shiny koffing

Well lads? £140m who would you sign for your club?
For me, it’s (United)
Fernandes £65m
Alan £70m
Then give Alexis a £5m bonus

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incorrect

Duck

Tah, Dugani, Tierney.

No

Dybala £140.
Not saying which club though, don't want to get mocked.

No. He wants spurs

Snake

Why would he choose that small club over the biggest club in the world?

he's probably never heard of them

sorry incorrect

They always do and it's fun to watch

Toy story 2 > toy story > toy story 3 > toy story 4

Champions league

Lads its a Penguin egg

REEEEEE JUST TELL US

incorrect
TS2 > TS4 > TS > TS3

if city get sane to sign a new contract without breaking their wage structure it'll be a pretty big show of power since everyone in germany is pushing for the move

probably lead to more "leaks" about ffp from the german press lol

A meme reason, as if United won't be in it next season.

>me

They won't. United has become shitier ever new season

chill

I'll have some bourbons lad

Why do they keep calling that mong Redknapp like he’s achieved anything.

United belong in the CL, Tottenham are just tourists.

United will win the league if Bruno joins

For me, I skip the middle man regarding tea and biccys and just drink Yorkshire Tea's Biscuit Brew, which is tea with the flavour of digestive biscuits.

he's achieved more than you and he can't read or write

it'll happen because its Everton

Googled this because I thought it might be some joke somewhere.
>Its actually real
Kek

You all forget that Everton have infinite money cheats now.

I wouldn't know where to start with Newcastle.

Why do Londoners pretend like any of their rivalries are real?

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For my, my dessert of choice is the Cadbury's Creme Egg Yorkshire Pudding.

>LUKAKU TO INTER FOR 83M€
open.online/2019/08/07/calciomercato-lukaku-inter-e-fatta-allo-united-85-milioni-di-euro/

because very club in london actually all hate Shit?

He's a very Arsenal centre back

Do you want another attempt at that sentence, champ?

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49197355
Quiz Time Lads!!!!
report your scores no need to feel embarrassed if you did badly
I actually got 15/15 its pretty easy when they give you the teams like that

Spend it all on a failing department store

kek

I'm good senpai

Reallly?

>No decent player wants to join United

>No decent manager wants to join United

>De Gea’s contract ends in 10 months

>Pogba’s contract ends in 1 year and 10 months

>Lukaku already jumping ship

>If United dont make CHL this year they lose 90% of sponsorship money

Just how bad is United going to crash the next 2 years? West Ham tier? Brighton tier?

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>Denmark spends all of last thread dissing united and then tries to get away with this weak ass bait

Should've never have fired Moyes, could've taken them to new heights

Fergie became bigger than the club, the Manchester United name means fuck all now.

for 83M€, it's a very good affair vor ManU

>Defenders Arsenal COULD buy
>Nikola Milenkovic
>Mattia Caldara
>Lisandro Martínez
>Mouctar Diakhaby
>Ibrahima Konaté
>Gianluca Mancini
>Marcos Senesi
>Dario Maresic
>Marco Varnier
And so on.... Who are they linked with>
>David Luiz
Lmao. Even fucking Kannemann is better.

United will be fine. Top 4 this season.
Sack Ole bring in Poch or Allegri. Title challengers in 3 seasons.
Simple

15/15

Piss easy when they give you the team names.

Ur hard m8

Bootlicker

I got 12/15 due to not being able to spell the players lmao.

c-coutinho

De Gea signed a new deal

bootlicker refers to someone defending the authorities, it makes no sense in this context because I referenced city being targeted by the authorities

quads eh

Trans? More like trans
(as in transsexual)

LADS BRUNO FERNANDES IS GOING TO MAN UNITED

>I'm not a defender... I let these strikers score against us... I'm whatever Chelsea wants me to be
>He is the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the ones it needs right now... So we'll spam him on twitter... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian.... a watchful protector.... a dark knight

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good one my good edgy lord

13/15

Stop reusing this meme.

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So we got £75m for Lukaku in the end. We’ve ended up spending ~£70m on transfers net, after only £60m last summer. We haven’t replaced Herrera or Fellaini. Matic looks completely finished. Pogba wants to leave. We haven’t bought a goal scorer, leaving the attack extremely light. AND Young, Jones, Rojo, Bailly, Fred, Darmian, Pereira, Mata are still here. Some of them have even been given new contracts.

2/10 window. Solskjaer will be gone by November.

Forgot Jimenez

but its mine

Fritzl lol

>Spliff
>Tea
>Biccies
>spee

Living good lads

Fucking kill confirmed

>we

haha

>not knowing Bruno Fernandes to united is confirmed

The fact you didn't include lingrad in that list of who should be out shows how far you've sunk

haha. are there actually females (males) with penises here?

And your arse is mine when I bend you over and make you beg for more, so I told you to STOP IT.

>actual nonces

yeah im thinking we're back

YOU'RE ALL POSTING IN AN /HTFC/ THREAD

I didn’t include him because there was never any chance he was going. I’d love for him to fuck off more than anyone else.

>2019
>Darmian and Rojo are still United players

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arsenal, chelsea, and west ham all hate spurs with a passion
those same three are pretty indifferent with each other tho

Defending the Saudi royalty

>knowing all these blokes
what the fuck how much football do you watch? or more likely to be FM isnt it? queeb

UAE*

>Keith Chapman: £140m. Salford fan so I'd say McTominay, Vardy, Sancho and Nelson. Save some cash obviously!
>salford fan

14/15
first i thought it was the last 15 season's top scorers
then i couldnt spell richardlyson

So which team will allow James to prove you all fuckers he isn't a fraud? Will it be Atleti? Real after Zidaned is gonne? Pizza makers?

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That BBC Salford Quays bias coming through

>lingrad
didnt know you could play a soviet city in midfield

Comedy gold defender at a comedy gold club.

lmao

live by the bandwagonner
die by the bandwagonner

It really makes me sad to know toys get more pussy tha I do.

Don't watch, just get bored and looked up teams when looking up other things. A lot of those players were linked to Arsenal too in 'Defenders Arsenal Could Sign This Summer' so, I assumed they were possible.

Kek

>tfw you'll never get to meet unitds official milk sponsorns

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You have the young prospect Rashford

So you dont actually have any idea if those players are better then

shame he's getting it from the bottle rather than the 4 taps next to him

>plastic willy
very cringe

they where just fancy and poured it into a bottle before

>its not even a proper dairy council bowl
>they just put a sticker on it

then they could all be dogshit

Lads. Just walked to shops. Felt like everyone was looking at me the whole way. Shan’t be doing that again

Any actual real lifelong Manchester City supporters here?

you reckon them lasses are MILFs now?

when you look and walk funny of course we are going to look at you

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considering that most if not all transfer fees are paid over a period of time and not up front wh don't teams negotiate by trying to lower the ongoing fees of a previous transfer as part of a new transfer

Wolves crazy spend when?

did you forget to wear your least cum encrusted clothes?

They do

Bit mean lad. Why can’t people just get on with their lives without staring at me.

yes
t. giorgi kinkladze

>none of them holding the glasses by the stem which is the whole point of the design of the cup, to keep the liquid cold while you hold it
>milk so it's meant to be cold
Not going to get my dairy from them desu if they can't even get an advertising shot right

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no, im sure they aged much like that milk, right especially

genuinely don't understand how teams make enough money to give 1 player 600,000 a week for five years

it must all be debt funded right? all based on future merch and broadcasting. nobody's paying that out their bank account

Tbh now I think about it I realised i completely forgot to wear clothes and now I think I’ve got to the bottom of the matter. Shall try going out in clothes tomorrow.

Low self esteem mate

You literally get 150m a year to just be in the premier league

is there a specific piece of software used for keeping track of all that

Duh

beautiful boy

SECRET /HTFC/ EDITION 12.0
I AM LAFFIN

Why can it be based on present merch and broadcasting? Also,
>merch
Clubs don't get paid much for this.

Microsoft Excel or some other spreadsheet program probably I dunno I'm not an accountant

Still or Sparkling water lads?

>80m for inaki williams after being rejected by pepe, dybala, and eriksen

oh no no no no

What do you mean if those are better? I never ONCE said they were better you blind paddy fuck. I just said they were defenders they COULD buy. I never once said 'These players are not only better than the defenders Arsenal have, but also better than David Luiz'. But that's irrelevant, fi yuo think David '7-1' Luiz is good, you're are retard. But Irish flags are basically negative net in knowledge about football so, perhaps you don't know who David Luiz is.

But finally, i DO know some of them, not all of them. Milenkovic, Diakhaby, Konaté, Mancini, Caldara are better. Martínez isn't but will be. Then there is like Ajer I forgot.

Except I have seen some of them, not all of them. Nor did I say they were any better than anything. They were defenders that are young and good enough to be worth a punt on over fucking David Luiz. How is this difficult?

Liverpool? Wheels are officially off

sparkling tastes like actual arse
so that

>present
because that wouldn't be enough . like housebuilders dont buy new materials with what they made from the last batch. they borrow based on what they expect to make from the new sales

>Clubs don't get paid much for this.
i assumed this which is why the player fees seem crazy high

Best club statement I've ever seen.

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>>Nikola Milenkovic
>>Mattia Caldara
>>Lisandro Martínez
>>Mouctar Diakhaby
>>Ibrahima Konaté
>>Gianluca Mancini
>>Marcos Senesi
>>Dario Maresic
>>Marco Varnier

Literally fucking who?

From the tap.
t. In worcestershire so it comes from the Malverns

Read the last line you wrote spastic

Clubs make a shitload of money. Its the most popular sport after all.

Tbh Inaki would be perfect for united if they wanna play high tempo pace based pressing footie.

TV money and sponsorship far outweighs revenue from games and merchandise. Sunderland actually earned around the same for being relegated from the championship as Real Madrid did for winning the champions league thanks to parachute payments. The premier league turns over 6 billion a year.

Meanwhile Porto slave traders FC buys absolute nobodies from Brazil just to sell them for gorrilions in few seasons.

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>picking anything other than sparkling.
It’s like just shouting at the top of your lungs in the restaurant “MY PALETTE IS THAT OF A CHILDS”

sparkling is only good with squash

Bruno to united confirmed

Tap because I’m a virgin vegan Liverpool fan

i think its cos heem only got a cup and they dont want him to feel left out

Why wouldn't the present be enough? I don't get it.

>i assumed this which is why the player fees seem crazy high
They get paid a buttload in kit deals which allow other companies to sell their shirts. Clubs don't really deal in physical things.

>Inter Milan have made a new bid for Man Utd striker Romelu Lukaku, according to Sky sources.

>Inter are understood to be confident they have done enough to secure the player's signature.

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United should reinvest it in zapata

because they only bought players they can afford right now they'd stay the same. but if they borrow they can get better

Monreal - Mustafi - Luiz - Bellerin

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Typical London Liverpool fan all have edgy facial hair and work in vegan cafes

Lads will Fifa give Ronaldo and Messi equal stat totals again this year?

reminder that meat is murder

Yes but why do you think they don't have the money in the present to buy these players?

I don't really care
But it would be a travesty if they did because ronaldo is wank

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>tfw buying alcohol in different shops every time to avoid any workers recognising my drinking habits

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Nobody but you cares.

Ronaldo is better than Messi tho

Compare it to the Bojan statement: stokecityfc.com/news/2019/august/Bojan-leaves-club-by-mutual-consent/

Stoke's PR team clearly didn't like him.

You will never be this much of a G

i do this with cheese so that the tesco delivery bloke doesnt realise I consume 2 kees of cheddar and an eighth of brie every week

>Pogba (leaving)
>Matic
>Fred
>McTominay
>Pereira
reminder this is man united's midfield

Id rather fernandes than dybala

Wont have to break the wage structure and actually wants to be at spurs

How is your skin bro? I imagine bad

ole shouldn't be blamed for edwoods incompetence

You forgot Bruno Fernandes

okay i think
im otherwise healthy but a man needs his cheese you hear me bruv

76m which will get accepted

changes uniteds netspend to under 60m. Less than last season when Woodward was not supporting Jose in the market...

Will this deadline day ever be topped?

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football players are actually kinda underpaid as top sports stars go, compare them to yank sports even ones like baseball where nobody goes to games and they're making way less

He isn’t. But he’ll be sacked by Nov

I’m a full vegan and I support Liverpool. You disgust me jft96

probably not
40m+1 was funny cos it was arsenal though

I know remember all those tripfags. wonder where they all are now. wouldve thought the city tripfags would have stayed around

Sure, but Ole is still an unqualified Yes man who’ll say anything to protect his job. He’s just happy to be there. Any top manager with credibility would be expressing his concerns about this absolute shitshow of a window. Solskjaer just smiles and talks about the power of Rashy and Chongy.

The absolute state of Liverpool fans. What is it that makes them so deluded?

i am unironically a vegetarian* liverpool fan

*i don't buy meat but i will eat it at me da's

Because they get paid at the end of seasons not the start, the promoted clubs didnt get given all the prem money yet, they get it when the season is over

>Liverpool fans

Agree with you there. It's embarrassing every time he says " I'm confident in the lads I've got". Fucking gutless

Why would Inter spend 75m on Lukaku when they have the mighty Icardi?

ngl wazza in the championship is gonna be pretty based

he's gonna be a terrible manager i'm thinkinh

>AND Young, Jones, Rojo, Bailly, Fred, Darmian, Pereira, Mata are still here.
Just realised I forgot Sanchez because I forgot he existed. What a fucking state.

Why aren't there any hot women in sports broadcasting anymore?

good job he isn't going to be managing then, just playing and coaching

have six

I loved that january 2011 when suarez signed/torres left
the cringe of the liverpool fans making up suarez songs was a highlight
youtube.com/watch?v=pFEvrYKPPoQ

why do you care?

How does a shop pay for its stock when it only gets money on the sale of their stock? They must go into debt too.

gonde rates him

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what about alex scott?

Yes well done you're learning

hayley mcqueen now pregnant
what happened to Kirsty?

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fresh tap

>Arsenal boss Unai Emery says the club want to sign a central defender before the window closes on Thursday.

>"If we can on the last day, we will try to sign another centre back, but one who has the capacity to help us," Emery told Sky Sports News.

>"We have a lot of defensive players. Maybe, it is different when Laurent Koscielny tells us he wanted to leave.

>"We are finding the possibility to add another centre back, but only if he can help us in our performance. We are working on that.

>"I'm happy with our defensive players. We are working in the last minute, we are also taking the possibility that we can add some more players who can help us with good performance.

>"We tried to sign some important, expensive players for our defence. But when we can't do that, the second line players don't really convince us to sign them."

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why do so many brainlets not understand what the word coach means

Kirsty was one of my first wanks

kirsty was always grim

How long until the window slams shut, lads?

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get fucked

looks like a tranny

hes a coach not the manager
but yeh he would be fucking terrible he cant even speak

Have zero

you spend too much time on Yea Forums

dybala snubbing man united for spurs?
top
fucking
kek

If shops are going into debt, pretty soon they'll go out of business. Perhaps you're the type of idiot that can't run a business but that's not how it is in the Premier League.

neither can slippy G nor jim bentley but they've done it

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They're often synonyms in English football, Emery is referred to as Arsenal manager but his title is actually coach

Eating clean but I’m gonna get a pack of these later. I’ll eat them tonight or maybe tomorrow for deadline day.

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He wanted to go to a top club

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23 hours now. Next thread should be a sticky.

Literally every premier league club is in debt

>spurs are willing to spend over 300k/week on salary, 15m agent fees and 40m image rights
lol

Choosing a champions league club over a europa league club isnt much of a snub
Not that we're getting him anyway. Hes demanding too much wages

I haven’t made a single /trans/ thread this summer. Last summer I made a bunch.

same, that home videos show

Do you have to pay agent fees if you kill the agent?

>gf has no intention of signing on a free, despite rumours linking her with a late move to user FC. (ITK Media)

>that thumbnail
fucking hell. I have seen enough.

*ahems at you*

his agent is his brother.
the truth is its dybala himself squeezing more because hes greedy

i just made one when the old was only page 10 and i arrived at work just in time before the 404
done me part like

Agents are cancer of football.

you are a virgin

>Bristol City head coach Lee Johnson has told the other 23 clubs in the Championship that his side will not kick the ball out for an injury

Leeds fans raging

First game I went to we got beat by nffc in the league cup back in 93

I rmemeber exactly my first wank. It was a picture of Jordan (Katie Price) laying on her back in snow

whens the parade?

and what? have you seen the state of united's wage bill, and what they're paying absolutely toss players? the fact that united have already spunked all their money on utter shit doesn't save them from mockery for becoming snubchester dabnited yet again

Agents are based, fuck jew owners lining their own pockets

top lad

Literally suck my balls, faggot. The small amount of clubs that are in debt are there because of stadia or because of owners not being able to purchase the club outright. Go back to reading the Guardian or whatever is the Irish equivalent, you have no idea what you're talking about.

mine was after i watched the film karma sutra on channel five and then i humped a massive teddy bear for a bit

>Lukaku is fucking off to Italy

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>first wank wasnt using your imagination

>Loo cack poo

I pointed out how unlikely it is spurs will be giving in to Dybala's demands

why did you go on a rant about united?

Jew owners are cancer as well. There's a lot of cancer

>Meanwhile, Manchester City midfielder Douglas Luiz has joined Aston Villa.

>mfw united sign coutinho on permanent deal with lukaku money

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the lukaku money is not being spent la

>I'm happy with our defensive players

Deadline day almost here. Remember only reputable sources please lads.

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>24 days since signing he finally gets his work permit

Kinda fucked him over in terms of getting any sort of pre season training in

would be a comical downgrade for qt

Any updates on th gf to user situation?

The fans are the biggest cancer, the money comes from them. Why they still watch and happily line jew pockets, I have no idea. Fuck the modern football fan

Apologies, Burnley arent in debt

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For me its football.london and Evening Standard

still angry about forestechonews getting banned

because united would have paid all that money and more, if they could. But they can't, because they've spunked all their money on absolute shit

pretty simple pal

poached by chad fc

why don't liverpool buy zaha?

Lukaku to inter is confirmed.Neymar is close to real madrid.

because private ownership is incompatible with lifelong football club worship

GAZUMPED by chad fc again.

user fc in SHAMBLES. I'M TIRED ROBBIE. I'VE AD ENAFF OF THIS SINGLE LIFE.

Alot of money for a benchwarmer

Hayley McQueen

>lose Herrera & Fellaini
>bring in nobody

United are so fucked. Unless McTominay becomes WC and Fred starts playing weeeew lad

I'd 100% take Mata back to Chelsea.

As much as I have a fondness for Bob, he's somewhat surplus with Rudiger, Zouma, Christensen, Azpi,

Should be like... Azpi - Zouma - Christensen - Alonso, with Rudiger, Palmieri, James, Miazga, and Tomori serving has rotating/fighting.

decent benchwarmer though
and mane's gonna be out for a bit

>gross debt
lol faggot

Already have a decent benchwarmer in big Shaq

>lose Herrera & Fellaini

oh wow its fucking nothing

Dybala is shit right? I don't follow the JJuventusLiga

so this is what dyche means by "we are poor"

He's had like 10 good games in his entire career. Very overrated player

Ole just being mr positive
hope its just for the cameras and he isn't a yes man for Ed

Matic became 50yrs old in the meantime and can't move at all. That midfield is thin af

is dybala better than alli?

>luiz pretends to be mad at Chelsea
>Arsenal focus on getting him
>Lamps on Friday:"was goof"
>Window closes without arsenal strengthening their weakest area

Basically the Argentinian Ross Barkley

Ya fume?

A shorter JLingz. He even stole the Lingsters celebration.

Probably equally shit

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Both good players. Fred and Pereira are not good players.

We had too many CMs as it was. Now we have McTominay, Pogba, Matic, Fred, Pereira and Garner competing for 2 spots in the team. And then Lingard, Mata and Gomes competing for the CAM spot.

David Ornstein @bbcsport_david

David Luiz is among options Arsenal working on for centre-back - delicate but not for 1st time (see 31/01/18) #AFC keen. Kieran Tierney remains a target, Eddie Nketiah still deciding but likely Leeds, Alex Iwobi will happen IF Everton make suitable offer #EFC #LUFC #CFC #CelticFC

seems like sane has done his ACL and is out for 18 months
transfer off

>Daniel James - 17m
>Wan Bissaka - 45m+5m add ons
>Harold Maguire - 80m
Total Spent - £142m
>Lukaku - £76.7m
Net Spend £ 65m

REMINDER UNITED SPENT MORE LAST FUCKING YEAR WHEN ED DIDN'T WANT TO BACK JOSE

REMINDER FELLAINI AND HERRERA ARE GONE WITH POGBA WITH A FOOT OUT THE DOOR AS WELL

FOR FUCKS SAKE EVERY MATCH IS GONNA BE 0-0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pep killed him

Lo Celso confirmed lads, is he any good?

he was out walking around manchester yesterday. no crutches no brace
its not his ACL

Bayern dodged a bullet there.

>Sane ded
>Mahrez drugged up

City are finishing 6th this season

surrey and essex man utd fans regretting glory hunting manure as kids

they need a good CDM to replace matic
I don't know why they're trying to waste money on dybala and eriksen when other clubs have been buying good players like rodri and ndombele

welbz 2 watford confirmed

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kek ok... like pep isn’t going to send them to Spain to shoot them full of the best drugs/steroids money can buy

german media are reporting first scans indicate ACL
bayern are using is as an excuse to pull out anyway

>some club actually met his demands of 100k/week

Not bad

>Bojan to MLS

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if he's actually on 100k a week then football truly has gone mad

really? Watford is paying him that?

>0-0

Not with that back 5 kek

its why he said in a paper he hadn't found a club yet a week or 2 ago

will spurs win the league with ndombele, dybala and lo celso?

Yes, perfect replacement for Eriksen. He’s so talented at getting the ball to strikers in dangerous areas, should do well with Kane (as long as Kane doesn’t try to play as far back as he was)

Cancelo is unironically a good winger

be nice to him

i highly doubt that's his basic wage given his injury problems, i'd guess he has a substantial appearance fee

They don't need either player

>Premier League clubs are being warned their bubble could burst in the next broadcasting deal after one of their biggest funders recorded a £4billion hit from the ongoing theft of TV rights coverage in the Middle East.
>England's top-tier as well as Wimbledon and the Champions League are being used as pawns in a worsening diplomatic spat between Saudi Arabia and Qatar.
>Up to £650million of rights packages for UK sports - the majority of which ends up in Premier League clubs' pockets - will eventually be at "significant risk", broadcaster beIN Sports has now warned. Yousef Al-Obaidly, CEO of beIN, told the Daily Telegraph: “This is – without doubt – one of the largest and most damaging heists in corporate history."

the money's drying up lads

they do to compete in all competitions
they can still win at least 2 cups without them though

unironically yes

>will a bottle club not bottle it?

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he won’t need to play the (forward) wing.. Sterling—Aguero—Bilva, that’s not to say he won’t get forward though because Bilva is going to be cutting inside leaving the wing to cancelo

Where's Liverpool?

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What do they mean by theft?

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they will make a panic buy tomorrow 100%

who will it be?

Why would Leeds fans be raging?

>no strikers for the 15 games kane misses with his mong ankle

no trophies at all for spuds again

On last season's list

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dybala is a striker

Coutinho, 2 year loan £39m

>takes Luiz 2-3 seasons to get his permit and he gets it late
>real can just sign and play 17 year old brazilians
work permits are so shit

>lelbeck still playing in the premier league

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makes sense
but they may as well just take him back permanently and let barca wipe of the debt for the amount they still own them for him

Because of the crying they did last season

kind of, he’ll struggle up top as a lone striker in the premier league

Sane will magically heal after the 1st international break just you wait

because bristol city played leeds on sunday

>literally who
>shit
>literally who
yeah they've got it sewn up

To be fair, Eriksen would fit a missing role in Liverpool's squad.

Just going to paint a picture for you lads.
Imagine just 3 injuries happen to Man Utd. This is very plausible considering Ole's tactics to kill them physically.

Imagine injuries to Pogba, Rashford and Wan Bissaka. Their team would be

De Gea
Young-Maguire-Lindelof-Smalling
McTominay-Matic
Lingard-Sanchez-Martial
Greenwood

>Mustafi

ox was playing better than him in that role before he got injured

I agree with you about Dybala being shit, but Tanguy and Lo Celso look extremely promising. I’m excited to watch them this season.

the saudi tv stations are literally stealing the qatari broadcasts and repackaging them as saudi

I thought they were allowed to train just not play?

remember when man united paid 55m for fred

ndombele is the black moussa sissoko

lo cesco happening?

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>the bubble WILL burst in your lifetime

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>no injuries to Dalot or Shaw
>still play Young and Smalling

They deserve to get relegated then

------------------------- Lloris -------------------------
Aurier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Davies
------------------------ Winks --------------------------
------------ NDombele - Lo Celso ----------------
Lamela ------------------------------------------ Son
------------------------- Kane --------------------------

Looks pretty good to me. Dybala isn't going to Spurs. As for Fernandes, we'll see, though it looks like Sporting are playing extreme hard ball.
Not sure where Eriksen goes. Doesn't want to go to United, only wants Spain.

it was 60m

the next david silva

>

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>87mil for a pacenog when defence is shambolic

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Young is captain. Solskjaer confirmed this.

remember. no refunds.

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simple reasoning, you just have to outscore your opponent to win
arsenal are ahead of their time

Captain* when he plays.

based
hope other countries follow

my first wank was me rubbing my dick against the arm of the sofa until I "cum" nothing

youtu.be/4y8QKR6fYgc?t=39

life imitates memes

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Blades after a defensive or box to box midfielder
Kalvin Phillips or Amartey, which is better?

No

LOL

he always wanted to go to real but he's too shit to get in their team

McTominay is elite and JLingz graduated summa cum laude from Dab U

>De Gea’s contract ends in 10 months

*ehem*

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>lelmela

hes a championship player

Sessegnon tomorrow
Lo Celso tomorrow
Dybala cancelled
Fernandes cancelled

Based Emery solving football with 2017/18 Liverpool tactics

Can't click, don't want to line his pockets.
Only incentive to watch is hoping it topples aftv which is worse

Need a holding Midfielder and better right back.

39s for the magic

he literally signed a new one 2 weeks ago

why does that man have a penis for a face?

take him

------------------------- Lloris ------------------------
Aurier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Rose
------------------------ Winks ------------------------
------------ NDombele - Lo Celso --------------
Lucas -------------------------------------------- Son
------------------------- Kane --------------------------
Subs: Gazza, Sanchez, Davies, Dier, Sissoko, Fernandes, Lamela
Walker-Peters, Skipp, Parrott as needed

they still need a backup for kane

>Mirror UK reports De Gea will accept new United contract

Hmm

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>who is Parrott

literal who
if they want to win the league they need two world class strikers

>snubbed again
based, what the fuck is that background though and the ticker at the bottom, what a load of cringe shite

telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/20/david-de-gea-agrees-six-year-manchester-united-contract-worth/

good question

>you now remember somalinet laughing at snubchester united

Sounds almost American

changed my mind lads want lukaku to stay

rather have a fat nigger with a shit first touch than 75m go in glaciers pockets

how many of these would get liverpool or city's team?

Casuals

>De Gea will put pen to paper on the new deal once he returns to Manchester

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Real Betis just got Levy'd

maybe kane into liverpool's but i'm struggling past that

Ducker is extremely reliable but obvious no contract has been signed.

he looked decent in that game that was on ITV4, for a 17 year old too

I, for one, judge player quality by their transfermarkt.de value.

i judge them by their whoscored rating

Tottenham's midfield has dominated Liverpool's midfield the last 3 times they played. The only reason Liverpool were winning is because their attacking third fired, Tottenham's didn't.

For me, it's fifa 11 ratings

hm

mate there is no way sissoko dier wanyama and alli are even a top 4 midfield. just google spuds/liverpoo head to head since poch came and you cant say its just the strikers every time, they always do you

loving siri's return to instagram lads
she got funny and interesting content for days

why 11

For me its number of trophies won in a team sport

It doesn't change the fact that Tottenham's midfield dominated.

Even in the champions league final, Winks and Sissoko dominated Liverpool's midfield, who struggled to get the ball most of the match.

>75 million for Pookaku
How? This guy is legitimately the worst starting striker I have ever seen for United, even Welbeck was better.

bit of a reach that one
you can be dominant with the ball but you can be dominant without it as well

It's either fifa 11 or 08 or 07. Only games i owned

New thread:

yeah but he played for man united so that means he's really really good no question

his form may suddenly change now he has escaped united

Except Liverpool weren't dominant.
They got an early penalty from an unlucky handball, and a goal from a mucked clearance. They barely created anything for the rest of the game.

as opposed to spurs who created literally nothing for the entire game?

United rakes in piles of money no problem. They didn’t want to repeat BOSS with some argie twink

Which can be pinned on Son having a bad game, an unfit Kane, and the monkey in Alli wasting possession every time he got the ball because he thinks he's Totti.

Winks and Sissoko won the midfield battle comprehensively.

they gave you the ball, they didnt need to score for 89 of the 90 minutes and you did. they just parked the bus and you did fuck all with it. even then they scored another despite being the team that didnt need to

both

>they gave you the ball
I don't support Tottenham, idiot.
Also they didn't "give" tottenham the ball or park the bus. Stop trying to engineer the narrative to fit your bias.

Liverpoop need utility players and one star forward to keep pressure on their front 3. Problem is Mane will leave for Madrid if they put that pressure on him.

didn’t realise sigurdson had that good a season

>my bias
yes the united fan that loves livershit.

at the end of the day
>both teams need to score
>poo score 1 minute in
>only spurs need to score and poo need to defend a lead
>no goals for 80+ mins
>poo score again
having the ball doesnt mean youre better, look at van gaal with us, or avb with spurs, or brendan rodgers

You don’t need and ACL to walk just to pivot.

Liverpool's whole team is built around the idea of midfield cloggers giving the full backs license to support the front 3

Liverpool under Klopp never park the bus after going one goal up early. They're certainly not going to intentionally let Spurs keep possession and dictate the pace of the match.

It's pretty obvious you support Liverpool bro, just give it up.

>trying to talk tactics with an australian
retard

>£80m = $103m
jesus

How does it feel to be a complete idiot who willingly funds this?

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Itll only get worse friend

welcome to boris' england

There’s no hole. Klopp’s system of meme pressing doesn’t require a creative mid, just meme pressers

He's almost there.

flightradar24.com/H25B/219a81f6

>8
There was the answer

twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/1159165488997588992?s=19

Based

I’d rather have a fat striker with no first touch that can find the net if he ever does manage to get the ball in the box than Welbeck who simply refuses to score goals

>Up to £650million of rights packages
Literally peanuts in PL terms. The bubble will never burst

"new" thread:

How’s that a bad thing?

>how is everyone getting poorer a bad thing

Son would replace firmino and be a rotation player at city

Vertonghen, Toby and Sanchez would find their place in both starting XI.
Kane would.
Arguably Son, would be in a rotation.
I know you guys don't rate Ndombélé, but he will probably be amongst the best CM in the league

Zidane is just retarded thinking Modric and Kroos will both become good again.

Onomah was too years ago. Nkoudou was great against Bayern. But seriously pre season matches doesn't mean shit, people just get excited since Ronaldo against United.