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Leroy Sané still has fluid in his knee which delayed a precise diagnosis and made it difficult. Bayern's team Dr Peter Ueblacker was spotted explaining the injury to Hasan Salihamidzic yesterday. At Bayern, there are fears the deal that looked done might still collapse [Bild]

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Außerdem hat Wurstl dick einen fahren lassen, pfui!

do you think this will have implications for Moukoko? Or will everyone keep on pretending that everything is fine because there is no previous club/coach that can identify him?

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Ralf Reggae Rangnick

CHO still hasn't extended his contract, right?

DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

unless he turns out to be something like 20 years old it doesn't matter since he's actually talented

Why would he go out to Bayern when hes guaranteed play time under lampard

he can't say that he doesn't want to extend

haha, I get it, because he is a stupid nigger, right? xD

but it does matter if he is 13 or 18, regardless of talent

DFB-Bogal 2018/19 1. Runde

09.08.
20:45
>KFC Uerdingen 05 - Borussia Dortmund
>SV Sandhausen - Borussia M'Gladbach
>FC Ingolstadt 04 - 1.FC Nürnberg

10.08.
15:30
>1. FC Kaiserslautern - 1. FSV Mainz 05
>Wacker Nordhausen - Erzgebirge Aue
>SC Verl - FC Augsburg
>Alemannia Aachen - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>1. FC Magdeburg - SC Freiburg
>TuS Dassendorf - Dynamo Dresden (in Zwickau lol)
>FC 08 Villingen - Fortuna Düsseldorf
>SV Drochtersen/Assel - FC Schalke 04
>FC Viktoria 1889 Berlin - Arminia Bielefeld
18:30
>SSV Ulm 1846 - 1. FC Heidenheim
>KSV Braunatal - VfL Bochum
>Würzburger Kickers - TSG Hoffenheim
20:45
>Atlas Delmenhorst - Werder Bremen

11.08.
15:30
>Waldhof Mannheim - Eintracht Frankfurt
>VfB Lübeck - FC St. Pauli
>VfL Osnabrück - RB Leipzig
>1. FC Saarbrücken - Jahn Regensburg
>FSV Salmrohr - Holstein Kiel
>FC Oberneuland - SV Darmstadt 98
>Germania Halberstadt - 1. FC Union Berlin
>VfB Eichstätt - Hertha BSC
>SV Rödinghausen - SC Paderborn 07
18:30
>MSV Duisburg - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
>Chemnitzer FC - Hamburger SV
>SV Wehen Wiesbaden - 1. FC Köln

12.08.
18:30
>Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart
>Karlsruher SC - Hannover 96
>Hallescher FC - VfL Wolfsburg
20:45
>Energie Cottbus - FC Bayern München

you forgot some games for today aswell btw

19:00 Salzburg - Real Madrid, friendly
20:00 Basel - LASK, CL quali

They already did scientific age testing and he even met with a German expert for "age testing" in person. Both said hes 13 (then).

smart enough to understand loyalty bonuses
and that he'll need play time after his injury

I'd rather watch Kiel II - Oldenburg, thank you very much.

thanks tom

0w0

when do you get water in your knee?

>94660717
(you)

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why do all sportdoctors look like utter schmierlappen?

>Dr. UeBLACKer
based

i have lymphhoden so all the time, have to wear compressing over the knee long socks verywhere i go. it’s depressing in the summer

not all sportdoctors

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WAS IST DENN JETZT MIT SANE?

look here
ratgeber-muskeln-gelenke-knochen.de/gelenke/weitere-beschwerden/gelenkerguss/

Es soll sich wohl, laut Infos der Bild, Wasser im Knie von Sane angesammelt haben, wodurch eine Diagnose nicht erstellt werden konnte, jedoch wird von der Medizinabteilung der Münchener vermutet, dass die Verletzung schwerwiegender seien soll und deshalb ein Trasfer ein zu großes Risiko birgt. Brazzo soll wohl wie versteinert den Platz verlassen haben als er das gehört hat.

>Laut Plettenberg (Sport1) wird Bayern den Wechsel platzen lassen, sollte Sané verletzungsbedingt ausfallen. Man sucht nach Spielern die sofort helfen.
Looks like Bayern have found a good excuse to save face, since they dont want to pay the asking price. Theyll blame the injury.

so it can be basically everything from aua, aua, mein Knie to Kreuzbandriss?

for sané these are the two most likely reasons:
>Überlastung der Gelenkkapselschicht (Synovialmembran) nach sportlichen Aktivitäten. Diese reagiert darauf mit einer vermehrten Flüssigkeitsbildung.
>Ein unfallbedingter Gelenkerguss im Knie beispielweise durch einen Kreuzbandriss oder Meniskusschaden.

because he was only on the pitch for a few minutes and his injury occurred spontaneously after a movement option 2 is most likely
it’s something with his ligaments or the meniscus. if it was something serious with his meniscus he would be able to walk so it’s most likely something with his acl, it’s at least overstretched, hopefully partly torn.

yes

sorry
*he wouldn’t be able to walk

why are other knee injuries diagnosed within 24h then?

>Looks like Bayern have found a good excuse to save face
very true
ein schelm wer böses dabei denkt, why did pep let him play? i bet it’s all a big charade. why are there “secretly taken” photographs of the bayern doc demonstrating the injury on brazzo and the two with serious faces. this all stinks.
bayern is a joke

because it’s an ausrede? they most likely have a diagnosis but play the “we can’t be sure” card.

"Wenn Sie wüssten, was wir alles schon sicher haben für die kommende Saison"

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Why can't Bayern just get someone else?

the normal procedure would be to punctuate the knee and get rid of the fluid.
they are bullshitting everyone and their grandma.

Nobody wants to join Bayern Hühnchen.

They tried getting Hudson-Odoi and that failed. Then they could have easily gotten Pepe, but they didnt want to "wettbieten" and pay the eventual 80 million Arsenal paid. Eventhough apparently he wanted Bayern. Then they are obsessed with Sané for the entire summer with no end in sight.

because they want the german negro audience

pls ulli tell us what you meant! don’t take this into the grave with you!

because they made their retarded fans set their mind on sané, they now want nobody else and think sané is the best and only option.

Pepe should make use of his 14 tage wiederrufsrecht and join Bayern anyway

RESPEKTLOS

Sane is a scrub. On par with schürrle and özil. And the fact that kovac rates him tells you everything you need to know about him. He doesn't think big. Winning the bundesliga is the boundary of his aspirations and competency

okay

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regarding that contract pepe isn’t a verbraucher iSd. 13 bgb bzw. der EU-and therefore doesn’t have a widerrufsrecht iSd 355 bgb or the french bzw british equivalent.
sorry m8

der eu-verbraucherrichtlinie*

Oh oh

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You guys should visit the >Schalke forum from time to time. Pure comedy gold with this whole Tönnies muh racism situation.

that cannot be happening

what does that mean?????

That Sané isnt even considering going to Bayern and wont play on Saturday in the next EPL game.

BUT TM, BILD, KICKER AND ZDF SPORTSTUDIO SAID HE WAS COMING???

just do like we do with tm an copy paste those posts

> Official: Manchester City sign South Korean striker Lee Geum-min from Gyeongju KHNP

Is this the Dominostein?

>STILL have 5 bundes threads to read

you guys are posting too much

Offizieller Vereinsname: FC Bayern München
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81547 München
Deutschland
Tel: +49 (89) 69931-0
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no the domino is
>Man City hat gestern übrigens offiziell Felix Correira verpflichtet einen talientierten Offensivspieler ua für die Außenbahn. Kann sein, dass das das entscheidende Puzzleteil war, welches gefehlt hat. Jetzt haben sie einen perspektivischen günstigen Winger, Rodri und wenn Cancelo kommen würde noch einen polyvalenten Abwehrspieler der ggf für die Offensive umschulbar wäre. Diese 3 Spieler hätte man komplett durch einen Sane Verkauf refinanziert. Hoffe heute später Nachmittag oder dann morgen Vormittag klärt sich alles auf.
according to tm bauern

@94662036
you won’t force this lame meme
it’s lame

>Bayern buy Sane for 150 million yuro
>Sane gets overconfident and cocky as you would expect of such a spoiled brat
>He flops
This would be the best outcome for all of this

>Correira is a right winger

wtf he’s a nazi??

BASED tönnies

Bayern should buy Bale, Cou and DZU as a back up for Lewa.

Sollte sich der Verdacht gegen Jatta erhärten, drohen der Entzug der Aufenthaltsgenehmigung, die nach "Abendblatt"-Informationen erst kürzlich um drei weitere Jahre verlängert wurde, sowie eine Sperre durch den DFB.

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all of HSV should hang tbqh

Stadionpreise are fucking retarded

No u

Heil Tönnies

I'm going out for a walk to the rhine now. maybe I'll take some pics.

>not spending "dude geißbock lmao" 4.20€ at the Müngersdorfer

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as if
they will cuck

Is it just me or is this the longest and most tedious Sommerpause yet?

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how credible is this guy?

take a /bundes/ sign with you

okay bundes just asked my brother who is a real doctor at a real hospital in germany.
he said an MRT could be done without problems, diagnosis would be 100 correct after an mrt, despite having water in the knee. do they want to tell me that two professional footy clubs like city and bayern are too cheap for an mrt?
why is bayern lying to us fans?.?.?

“hier tweete ich privat” should give you a hint

No? It flew by.

the kicker guy you posted says something else

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It's just BLÖD making up shit because they took a pic of Brazzo with a doctor.

>alles andere ist spekulation
says the spekulant
lol

Surely Sane has been announced by now

at least he didn't claim to be 14 like moukoko

>Dortmund buys Schulz, Hazard, Brandt within 6 days a week after the season ended for the money they made off selling Pulisic
>2 weeks later Dortmund officially buys Hummels a week after the rumour started
>Leverkusen buys Demirbay a week after the season ended
>Leipzig promotes other RB players to Leipzig
>Hoffenheim sells half their squad
>Schalke buys some shitter
>Gladbach buy Embolo and Thuram
.
.
.
All the other clubs did their thing within a month of the season ending. All except Bayern.

>that looked done
doubt.tiff

>Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart
oh no no no no no surely Schuttgart wont slip this right

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>Alemannia Aachen - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>SV Drochtersen/Assel - FC Schalke 04
>Würzburger Kickers - TSG Hoffenheim
>Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart
It's going to be a slippy weekend.

>Gegner Nürnberg erwägt Einspruch

OH NONONONONOO

Source?

You now remember Aachen's cup run 2003/04.

tm

Hello /bundes/.

How geisteskrank are you?

>Außerdem hat der Vereinsjustiziar bereits vor dem zurückliegenden Montagspiel Kontakt zur DFL aufgenommen. Die Signale aus Frankfurt waren, dass juristisch stichhaltige Dokumente vorliegen und einem Einsatz Jattas in Nürnberg nichts im Wege stünde.

>The 22-year-old centre-back has signed for the Zerofivers on a 4-year deal from
@Feyenoord_int
>St. JUSTe

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For me it's Brikama United.

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>David Alaba
>Austrian
could it be that bayern had a passport cheat on their squad for all those years?
the dfb should take all the trophies back

if they fail to sign any good players I'll bet a cheeky 100€ on the shareholders, not even kidding.

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based Rüdiger

Stream for Salzburg vs. Madrid?

3 weeks until #ltwsn

>i muss eich kuaz wos sogn
*räusper*
>FICK de hausmasta und FICK tschuschn
>des woas, donksche

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Boateng? a true Granate

basey

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Just confirmed: Sane will arrive in a private jet at Munich airport tomorrow, it's gone through

What's tschuschn?

Kanaken

>19:08
Die 2000. Folge Berlin Tag&Nacht

Fuck Bencic! COME ON, JULES!

fuck! wrong thread. please ignore.

You forgot Uerdingen

make the whistles stop please

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Hello, I'm back from my walk. Sorry for the bad quality. It's not easy to hold a sign + phone when it's windy.

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Thiago ist auf der 6 gesetzt. Der hat nur seine Probleme wenn er da auf weiter Flur spielen muss, das heißt bestenfalls braucht er jemanden wie Martinez neben sich oder Kovac rückt halt endlich von seinem bescheuerten 433 mit zwei 8ern ab, aber das will er ja jetzt wieder vermehrt üben lassen in den Vorbereitung.

———-Lewy———
Sane—-Eriksen—-Dybala

Kann im Spiel fluide zu

—Sane——Lewy—
———-Dybala—-

werden.

Eriksen nimmt dann die linke 8. Der (im Idealfall linksfüssige) linke Achter vom 4-2-3-1 wird zum linken Schienenläufer.

Ich sehe da absolut kein Problem mit Dybala auf RA aber da werden wir wohl nicht mehr auf einen Nenner kommen.

Warte kurz, ich bin gleich da.

fuck off blogpost

Sane isn't getting announced, is he?

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Stop low balling and take him already

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Laut Bild OP und Hinrundenaus für Sahne :D

nice lie
will be decided tomorrow

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Holy shit the rumor is true.

>Nach Informationen von BILD und SPORT BILD hat sich ManCity-Star Leroy Sané (23) am Sonntag im englischen Community Shield gegen Liverpool (6:5 n.E.) wesentlich schwerer verletzt als bisher angenommen. Nach Informationen von BILD und SPORT BILD entscheidet eine Untersuchung am morgigen Donnerstag, ob der deutsche Nationalspieler unters Messer muss!

>Im Falle einer OP würde er monatelang ausfallen. Möglich, dass sogar die komplette Hinrunde für ihn gelaufen ist.

>Eine offizielle Stellungnahme von Manchester City steht noch aus.

>Der wochenlang vom FC Bayern umworbene Sané hatte im Community Shield, dem englischen Supercup, gegen den FC Liverpool überraschend in der Startelf gestanden – und sich bereits nach wenigen Minuten verletzt. City-Trainer Pep Guardiola hatte sich nach Schlusspfiff zunächst leicht optimistisch geäußert: „Der erste Eindruck war nicht gut, aber ich glaube, es ist nicht schlimm. Ich warte ab, was die Ärzte sagen, aber ich glaube, ihm geht es gut.“ Bei der Siegerehrung und Pokal-Übergabe war Sané dann wieder dabei – zwar ohne Krücken, aber leicht humpelnd und mit dickem Verband am rechten Knie.

bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/bvb-trailer-zur-amazon-doku-ueber-borussia-dortmund-da-63803954.bild.html
KEINE 00 MANN

>Dieses Heimspiel könnte noch ein Nachspiel haben!

>Am Montag verlor der Club zu Hause gegen den Hamburger SV deutlich mit 0:4. Über Umwege reicht's für den FCN vielleicht doch noch zu drei Punkten.

>Denn Nürnberg hat jetzt fristgerecht beim Deutschen Fußball-Bund (DFB) Protest gegen die Wertung der Begegnung eingelegt.

>Grund für den Einspruch ist der Wirbel um HSV-Stürmer Bakery Jatta (21)! Nach SPORT BILD-Recherchen könnte der Gambier eine Vergangenheit als Bakary Daffeh haben und 2,5 Jahre älter sein als bisher angenommen. Der DFB-Kontrollausschuss und das Bezirksamt Hamburg-Mitte ermitteln bereits. Jatta war 2015 als minderjähriger Flüchtling nach Deutschland gekommen.

olmo

heh

>injuring yourself while trying to play a fake injury
unlucky

GEIL!!!! Wann kommt das raus BrudI?

>just woman and children
lel

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I'm already at home.

no

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> He said it would be better to "build twenty nuclear power plants in Africa than to raise climate taxes. He then went on to say that "Africans could then stop chopping down trees and making babies in the dark"

That's it? Am I missing something? Maybe it wasn't the most clever thing to say but was it really that racist?

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based butcher trying to fix the world

Make it stop

>AZ-Info: Hudson-Odoi ist sich mit dem FC Chelsea einig
>Bei einem Wunschspieler, den speziell Salihamidzic in den vergangenen Monaten heftig umworben hat, wird Bayern allerdings leer ausgehen. Wie die AZ aus England erfuhr, hat sich Callum Hudson-Odoi (18) gegen einen Wechsel nach München entschieden. Das Offensivjuwel ist sich mit dem FC Chelsea über eine Vertragsverlängerung einig, der neue Kontrakt über mehrere Jahre wird in Kürze offiziell verkündet.

>waaah waaah stop acting like nignogs shitout a million niglets per day even though it's true
honesty is wasted on retards

Dont cross the line you racist Nazi retard. Football is against racism and backwards people like (you)

>Patrick Schick turned down an offer for the Premier League, the proposal came from Newcastle, and the Rome striker said no. Borussia Dortmund is the team that Schick wants to move to. The German club has a strong interest in the striker.

According to some Itaker news outlet, I personally dont believe this nonsense, even if Götze leaving seems likely.

It's not even wrong what he said and it also has zero to do with race. Without electricity people fuck.

It's more along the lines of " Don't call out our greediness and fucking up the environment, the black ones in africa fuck too much. They are the problem."

Why don’t Bayern just pay the asked fee

Well, Kicker was also reporting on there being interest so it's not unlikely.

muh Festgeldkonto

too many ifs and whens desu

Je höher der Wohlstand, umso weniger Kinder.

The Asi girl on Teeniemütter right now is really qt

So Götze to Liverpool as a backup?

When will the Dominostein fall?

post pic

this niggers industry is 1000x more harmful to our planet then every african mud village combined, but he still has the audacity too make them responsible for social problems and global warming. Not that most people already knew it, but this stament showed once again that Tönnies is some giga brainlet that likes to hear himself talk a bit too much.

haxball.com/play?c=neNQjZYmVP4&p=1

pw kc

Entitled. Think it should be different for them just like Tebas in Spain. They paid 70 for Hernandez? Imagine thinking Sane should be 80-90 when Hernandez was that much

...

Seething Sören

I'm sure RTL has another Domino Day planned, right?

I AM NOT SEETHING!

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nice fiction, where can I subscribe to your tumblr?

youtube.com/watch?v=yvFEcqhqTZ0

Where is Sané????

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He's ded

twitter.com/TheIntellectualMessiTrappedInKevinGroßkreutzMind.

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did they fuged afterwards?

>Luiz to Arsenal
Thus begins the era of AC

this one youtube.com/watch?v=FrHr9NyyLL0

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Maybe, but they still have Rüdiger and Zouma. And I'm almost certain that they will go for another CB once they sell Luiz.

looks a bit like evalion in blond

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yeah.....no. I'm not saying that she's ugly, but I'm not into that fake-blond-asi-bratzen look.

also
>19 years old
I thought that they would show some underage teenies that became parents. I went to school with two grils that became mothers with 14 /15 years.

>that tension between sancho and bruun larsen

the dirty asi part makes her hotter desu senpai

Do TM customers sniff glue?

Among other things

Just came to my mind who she reminded me of.
youtube.com/watch?v=hnkqX-5yZLY
I love these low class, dirty looking slags

God I want Havertz to BVB next season sooooo badly

youtube.com/watch?v=wPuL3Zkmxrs

Absoluter Ehrenmann

and their own farts

tm bauern say he will 100% go to bayern it’s the only club he would go to in germany

I miss them ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=gR6KUYdufI8

Based Großkreutz!

>sell Sancho
>go all out and buy Havertz for 120
>Reyna becomes the next Sancho
A man can dream.

where is this

Fuck off, you know Havertz is coming to Bayern already. You already got Brandt, that's enough. Stop messing around with us

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imagine losing to linz at home lmao

Cologne. That's the Kölner Dom in the backround.

>Cologne
gay

jz ne kalte afri

Is Valerien Ismael, dare I say it, an elite manager?

Can you cook a nice firm log of Shit?

thanks

what the FUCK happened to gündogan

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Best midfielder in the world.

who?

Anyone here has the webm of Kloppo dancing in a club?

how can he get unJUSTed again?

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Are you surprised he looks shit next to a WORLDCLASS player?

What happened to world class guy on the left?

he looks like he could be riding next to timur lenk. I know turks larp as mongols but you can really see the goktürk in him there.

youtube.com/watch?v=rZLDBovy9lI

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you mean Müllel?

;^)

He was key to winning the league at the end of last season. Back in shape

based AND redpilled

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I liek Ghettohouse

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Idk. I never asked myself that question.

No webm but youtu.be/nfsmrquRg7M

BASED

Based Kult-Kloppo is that Jay-Z? Doddamn I actually bought an album from him back in the day.

just some best betting with a sicheres ding

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>Hoffenheim
>Betting on the team that sold half its squad
That's not a sicheres ding

so who will be coaching the bauern when they inevitably finish the season with zero titles?

Mourinho

ribery as player manager

Flick

They will finish 8th this season. Kalle will be arrested.

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Leroy Sane’s injury doesn’t look good and there are fears he has damaged his ACL. He’ll have more tests tomorrow but surgery is regarded as a likely option at the moment.

oh boy. what now?

welcome to Bayern München, Leon Bailey

already adapting

>This level of obsession over some half proven prl prospect suspected of acl injury

Truly bundes.

nerman

>4,38€
hope Paderborn brings enough change for their stadium operations.

elmo that is truly retarded

still buy him. for half the price. cl group and the first half of the season won't be a problem without him. man city did a really great job to themself playing him in that micky mouse game.

>for half the price
as if. mancity are in no rush.

>23 years

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They are just riding the "aufrunden, bitte" hype train where you are supposed to give money away.

Wow. So you get abgeschobebn if you don't score goals?

serves hsv and this nig nog right. elmo

More like 32 lol

Also
>Lose 4:0
>protest because of a nigger that didn't even score and got subbed off at the 60th minute
Embarrassing.

nö, it's the right thing to do

they have to lower their demands. 120M for four reamining half series should equal in about 90M for three. or even less if you consider he will need time to get back from the injury.

No, the Nürnbugers are just pathetic cunts. Nothign will be done anyway

I prefer "austrinken, bitte"

It doesn't work that way, retard.

Just sharted rly loud on the train... UwU

Ami pls kys and don't come back.

gosh, I hope GLUBB gets the points at the green table. that would be absolutely elmo-tastisch

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This! Nobody wants you.

I am here now

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0 agree

wut? you either pay up for a player you need or you don't.

just ate 750g of tortellini

not true

I legitimately wonder how many of you are tom

what's the point if he's injured for half a season? they could as well get him in the winter.

I really just want it to be friday already. I want to watch pokal

hello

fat cow

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This. They already set up Kovac to be fired and want Flick to replace him. I don't understand why teams get coaches and try to sabotage them from the first minute. It was especially bad with Keller at Schalke. He was somehow always being close to getting sacked and you just knew they were itching to find a reason even though the results were very good.

What's more degenerate? Ü50 or U18 moms?

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Based Ruiner Winkler

We had this discussion countless times already. Long story short: >Schalke under Keller was disgusting too watch, especially against bottom half of the table teams.

Keller was shit

The injury really shouldn’t change anything unless Kalle and Uli are dumber than I thought.
The whole point of buying Sané is to splash a lot of money on a big name to excite the fans. He’s not going to take Bayern from being a quarter/semi team in the CL to winning it and they’ll still win the league without him.

They really are hopeless elephants when they haggle over €60m and believe their mission is to buy some individual player who will save them on the pitch.

If I was in their position, I would up the bid to €200m right now and just send him to Wohlprut’s clinic for a few months. This will keep the media story running, with hourly reports in BILD about his current fitness level and give Uli plenty of opportunities to get in fights with critics of the deal, which by the way would be a good thing.

Best point average though
Might be true but he was treated like a lame duck before their first match

Can’t believe I’m giving this shit away for free, but there you have it.

They keep trying to reduce the price and with the injury will definitely want the low price
Hope City don't budge, fuck bayern

if fatze really moves to arsenal after all that bvb has done for him he'd probably be one of the greediests footballers i've ever seen

Yes. Sane aside, the more interesting question is how and when they're going to fix their other problems like DM, RB and back up winger.

Compared to Dortmund, London has a pretty interesting food scene though

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Leroy-san
Leroy-saaaaaan~
please cooome

And now they are the bottom half of the table team. Funny how that works.

Özil looks like a Vampire. HhssssSSsssSSsSsss :DD

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He looks like a 40+ year old lesbian

Van Bommlel

Seeing >Schalke shit the bed is definitely funny. yes yes

Do you think Erdogan grabs his ass and gives him girl names?

preseason especially the last days was very promising for some comedy gold

>Best point average though
Carried by the players

yes

The Arte YT channel is pretty good desu. Never thought that an ÖRR channel is allowed to put up that much content on their yoututbe channel.

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Do they have anime?

this is what I found when I searched for "Arte anime".
youtube.com/watch?v=o0SZ1e5ps-s

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eating 250g now with pesto, and wish I'd had more...

absolute EINHEIT!

Arte is based as fuck. Wish all the GEZ money went to them. Well, them and maybe 3sat/BR. The rest is a dumpster fire.

yes yes.
Phoenix have their moments too. Or at least they had when I was still watching TV on a regular basis.

i.sleep

me too

yes. good night

Anime is gay

yes

Still undecided on whether the posters here are the nicest on the board or just quiet dickheads.

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bundes is love
bundes is life

so is yer mum

yes, my dick is quite nice

Na toll, schon auf etwas Apfelmuß mit Schlagsahne gefreut. Die Sprühdose von der Sahne ist aber angeschimmelt. Damit kann ich dann die ganze Dose wegschmeißen

>Sportdirektor Robert Palikuca hatte es angedeutet, nun ist es offiziell: Der 1. FC Nürnberg hat Protest gegen die Wertung des Heimspiels am Montag gegen den HSV (0:4) eingelegt. Als Grund nannten die Franken den Einsatz von Bakery Jatta, der nach einem Bericht der „Sport Bild“ unter dem Verdacht steht, 2015 als Flüchtling unter falscher Identität nach Deutschland eingereist zu sein.
based nermberch

>Die Sprühdose von der Sahne ist aber angeschimmelt.

elmo alda

are you a transfer arts refugee?
y would city lower the price? they don’t have to sell sané he has two years left on his contract. they have the very comfortable position to tell bayern “take him now for 150 mio injured or not or come back next year, his price will be the same tho :^]”

you act as if bauern have any weight in that negotiation. “you have to cut his price now that he’s injured because he’ll miss the first half of bundes”... again: city doesn’t need to sell.his price won’t change now and will be the same in winter.

transfermarkt refugee*

yawn

>bayern bought?
>injure heem

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...

All the sportsjournalists and papers should be thankful for the sane drama. They don't even have to put in the usual minimum effort anymore.
>w8 for someone to write sane is (not) coming
>cite him and write the opposite

So, today's the day we find out about Leroy-san's Kreuzbandriss, right?

It also stopped everyone from talking about fucking Neymar, which is a godsend.

is this a sané metaphor?
brazzo, bist du’s?

One report says yes, the other says friday and a third report says saturday.

Ist der Apfelmus dann eine Metapher für den Bayernkader?

Das Essen im Restaurant ist für mich nicht sehr zufriedenstellend. Ich denke, der Geschmack ist nicht gut. Es ist nicht nur eine Art Problem, sondern auch geschmacklich schlecht. Tee und Eier haben keinen Geschmack. Die Gurken sind besonders salzig und der Brei ist relativ dünn. Kein Appetit. Muss sich noch verbessern. Oder niemand wird es essen.

>Aside from Sane #Bayern are also interested in #Ajax's Hakim Ziyech and #PSV's Bergwijn. Ziyech would not be available until after the #ChampionsLeague qualifiers. Bergwijn could sign right away. Either one could join even if Sane joins the club (kicker).
Unless he transfers today, its over. Theyre already looking for alternatives.

Ok so let me get this straight.
>CHO gonna renew his contract with Chelsea
>Sané dead and might not be sold
>Pepe went to Arsenal for 80
>Martial not getting sold
>Ziyech already playing CL qualifiers, means that even if Bayern buy him, he cant play CL for Bayern (if I understood the new rules correctly)
>Lozano about to transfer to Napoli
That unironically leaves Bergwijn and Bailey.

draxler

LÖSCHEN

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redpill me on the potential sane transfer

Draxler doesnt want to leave PSG. He gave an interview in June or so and said he doesnt want to leave anywhere.

just wait for Bayern to propose him a 15M salary

also if I follow your reasoning then Bergwijn should also be off the table for playing the CL qualifiers with PSV.

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>also if I follow your reasoning then Bergwijn should also be off the table for playing the CL qualifiers with PSV.
This keeps getting better and better. Im not 100% on the rule though, since the UEFA just changed the rules for this season about player eligibility in EL/CL.
>just wait for Bayern to propose him a 15M salary
Apparently Draxler is part of Neymar's entourage and spends his days partying it up. I dont see that type of behaviour being tolerated at Bayer, but maybe youre right.

you can still play in the CL for another club even if you played the qualifiers in another one. ajax won't sell ziyech before the qualifiers are over since if they don't make it (like psv) they'd miss a massive amount of money

>Apparently Draxler is part of Neymar's entourage
Well, what if Neymar leaves PSG?

The famed Domino?

I see, that makes alot of sense then. So Ziyech and Bergwijn are the top targets then.

I read that Nerman hates him and shittalks him for only picking sideways passes tho

>Leroy-san
feels good to have created yet another meme

Ibrahimovic used to bully Trapp at PSG by calling him Adolf.

based

it's no Buyern Hühnchen :DDDD

Bayern is DONE

HAIL TO OUR NEW DORTMUND OVERLORDS LONG MAY THEY REIGN

I am kaufing Aktien as we speak.

sané will probably become injury prone after this

BELIEVE BROTHERS

THE DOMINOS ARE ABOUT TO FALL

Prof. Dr. Müller Wolfahrt will fix him in no time

>Neymar to Real
>Draxler to Bayern
>Sané to PSG

Jo, das würd ich so was von feiern, Alter!

WENN IHR WÜSSTET WAS WIR SCHON ALLES SICHER HABEN

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who did he mean?

Sanches.

more like WENN IHR WÜRSTET WAS WIR SCHON ALLES SICHER HABEN, amirite?

Hansi Flick obv

GRANATE!

>the absolute state of bayern's transfer window
nice of them to offer up the title to dortmund I guess

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you know Dortmund is going to choke hard. again.

>draxler
>granate

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You are eating Howe Nürnberger today to support Uli right?

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Draxler vs Manchester United (home) is a classic.

Reus will captain Dortmund to a quadruple and win the ballon d'or you faggot.

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I personally believe that even if Dortmund "chokes again", they still have a better team (as of now) and more importantly, they have a much bigger and younger team for 3 competitions.

Last season in key games that Dortmund lost/drew, Sancho got shut down and BLarsen/Pulisic didnt deliver. That wont happen with the new players Dortmund got. Defensively Dortmund lost alot of points due to standard situation resulting in goals condeded. Again, with Hummels this wont happen as often.

Bayern on the other hand lost James, Ribery, Robben and Hummels.

Wish that somebody would've filmed wurstl during his sausage organizing at Aldi.

I don't want to have anything to do with the brown shithole called Nürnberg.

All around me are familiar faces...

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the media is going full circle atm. journalist X cited Newspaper Y, that got their information from website Z, that is working with journalist X.

Big 50% Discount incoming

Don't forget how many games Dortmund won through last minutes luckers by Alcacer

how many?

A lot. Without Alcacer the Meisterschaft would've been decided many match days earlier

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And? Isn't Alcacer still at Dortmund?

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>A lot
name more than 3

I really dont get what youre trying to say. Are you saying Paco Alcacer is a shit player who got "lucky" with key last minute goals?

I never said he's shit. He's got a pretty good conversion rate and I rate him actually, while everybody else seems to think he's mediocre at best

>while everybody else seems to think he's mediocre at best
at the tm bauern forums?

So he isnt lucky, but actually really efficient and Dortmund deservedly got to 2nd place because Alcacer scored clutch goals?

fucking city niggers still holding back the diagnosis

He was very efficient last season and nobody knows how long he can keep that up for

he certainly kept it up in the supercup lmao

Your mum said he kept it up all night.

wew

6/10

Efficiency is Favres system though. Dortmund were the most clinical team in the top 5 leagues last season. It was the constant errors in the defense that cost them.

if you park the bus and invite pressure in it's normal for fuck-ups to happen. reminder that dortmund would have lost to leverkusen if bailey wasn't shit.

I mean not to shit on Leverkusen, I really rate their team and play style, but Dortmund's counter-attacks are literally Bosz-kryptonite.

thank god Mats 'one fuck up per game' Hummels.isn't error-prone

dortmund didn't even need to counter, leverkusen just defended like shit like always.

Hahahhhahahhahaha pretty funny guy.

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>German humor

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True though. You better only go to the doctor if you have intestines hanging out or limbs straight up missing.

I hate those nu-males so much.
t. Radiologe

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Nerman too
>inb4 buyern buy sancho

Würde bedeuten: Jedes Spiel, in dem Jatta/Daffeh mitgewirkt hat, wäre als ungültig zu bewerten, weil es den Spieler gar nicht gab oder er keine gültige Lizenz hatte. Jatta/Daffeh hat seit 2016 in insgesamt 84 Spielen (Regionalliga, DFB-Pokal, Bundesliga, 2. Liga) für den HSV gespielt und jedes dieser Spiele wäre mit 0:3 gegen den HSV zu werten, nimmt man die Statuten des DFB. Jetzt kann ein jeder einmal anfangen zu rechnen, was dies für Tabellen, Abstiege, Aufstiege, Verläufe im DFB-Pokal bedeuten würde. Zieht man dem HSV die Punkte ab und den jeweiligen Gegner die Punkte hinzu, wären wahrscheinlich ganz andere Mannschaften auf- und abgestiegen. Welche Verluste in Millionenhöhe würde dies für diverse Vereine bedeuten? Können diese Vereine einen HSV, der möglicherweise von dem Betrug Jattas wusste, regresspflichtig machen?

why is parallel parking so difficult bros

arte is great. Currently, you can watch a Vietnam documentary series in their media library

elmo look at this lauch

Parallel parking is literally the easiest parking method

hsv should be relegated to some nordliga kreisklasse if you ask me

Can you even blame the club when they didn't know about this? Then it's not negligent behaviour. Jatta had a valid football eligibility so it seems odd to undertake retrospective actions

Sane will come
Sane is confirmed
Sane is deconfirmed
Sane was never considered
Sane wants to join
Sane doesnt want to join
City needs to sell
Sane has signed the contract with Bayern
City dont want to sell
Sane is not interested in Bayern
Sane is about to sign a new contract at City
Sane has said goodbye to his teammates
His teammates say he hasnt
Sane doesnt know what he wants
Sane is having his medical at Bayern tomorrow
Sane deal is off for good
City want to sell Sane
Sane not in the squad
Sane in the squad
Sane heavily injured
Hes faking it
Its no big deal
Torn ACL
Water in his knees
Docs cant scan it because science
No they can scan it but dont want to
Sane crippled for life
Sane confirmed

convert to orthogonal parking amster race

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the absolute state of this saga

plot twist: it was salif sane all along

based

Bereits zu Zeiten der Altersprüfung gab es beim Verein massive Zweifel an den Altersangaben des Gambiers.

> „Nicht nur ein Offizieller sagte uns damals, dass das Ergebnis deutlich sei und Jatta älter sei, als er angegeben habe. Er hatte damit gemacht, was viele vor ihm, mit ihm zusammen und auch nach ihm noch machen werden.“

Ab diesem Moment beginnt eine Mitschuld des Vereins und das ist unbestritten. Denn wenn das Ergebnis tatsächlich deutlich gewesen sein sollte, hätte sich der Verein an der Täuschung der deutschen Einwanderungsbehörden mitschuldig gemacht. Man hätte, im Bewusstsein, dass der Spieler eben nicht minderjährig war, auf eine Verpflichtung verzichten müssen und die Behörden auf den Betrugsversuch aufmerksam machen müssen. Hat man aber nicht.

HSV is literally the worst managed club in the history of the BL. Until they dont fire everyone and replace them with competent people, from top to bottom, they will never make it back to the BL again.

t. Stacey

Its been the most entertaining summer transfer window ever.

So do Buyern actually have a Plan B?

Plan B(aily)

HIV zwangsabstieg when?

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Yeah, theres rumors that they already got Ziyech lineup up, but theyre waiting for Ajax to finish their CL-qualifiers.

How long can every team they beat file a complaint?

bailey, draxler, werner....

Stop posting anime

PLEASE let it be Draxler it would be brilliant meme-wise. Uli is dun goofed

Fuck you, Alcacer is a loyal husband and great father.

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Echte Liebe.

>ywnh a cute Spanish gf

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dem shoes

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I remember watching the Evangelion movies on arte like ten years ago.

no

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ÖRR actually have some decent youtube presence like Kurzgesagt, Manu Thiele or those DFB Pokal live commentaries.

Fuck Mann nirgends kann man mehr Erdnussbutter kaufen. Was soll der Scheiß?

I'm stealing this as we speak.

Erdnussbutter für immer!

No ÖRR should have a YouTube presence. This puts our money straight into the pockets of G**gle.

you shouldnt eat that stuff anyway, fatty

>@BILD_Bayern

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Kauf dirn Kilo bei Bezo's Tante-Emma-Laden du Otto

Philippe Coutinho will leave Barcelona this summer but it won't be to the Premier League barring a last minute surprise. Barça are willing to loan him out but few sides can afford his salary. Bayern & Juventus are alert to the situation and could be the only options [@sport]

Matchday.

Friendly | FC Rottach-Egern vs FC Bayern

18:30 CEST | Städt. Sportplatz

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>Buyern became an uber-beggar club

should have kept hames then

we KNOW he has a kreuzbandriss. you could tell from the first review already

Imagine being Philippe Coutinho.
What a failure,

Though I don't rate him, it would be worth a shot in their current situation. Next year they can get Werner and Hudson-Odoi for free and Sane would be below 100m.

Thomas Doll has been appointed as APOEL’s new manager

lul

Why doesn't Kovac like to play with a 10?

He thinks he has Liverpool’s front 3

Dass im Matterhorn der Toblerone ein Bär steht, der als Hommage an die Stadt Bern zu verstehen ist, habt ihr natürlich alle gewusst. Oder?

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Nobody wants him in eplel so the only names they can throw in are Bayern and Juve.
clickbait journalism at its best

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Erdnussbutter
>making fat
Is this the legendary Swiss education I've been hearing about?

fools

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youtu.be/vxAV-oOBHpE

even i didnt know this. bern is shit tho

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Not to derail the thread, but fat isnt always bad, processed sugar makes you fatter.

>fat is what makes you fat
Swiss education.

maybe the 588 calories per 100 gramm has something to do with you being fat

based alle poster

>588 calories
mlao this is literally nothing

You don't eat the entire glass in one meal, you know? Peanutbutter has high calories with very little sugar. It's actually pretty damn healthy.

>It's actually pretty damn healthy

name a food that has more than 588 calories per 100 gramm

>Barney's Best
unironically no other brand even comes close
the smell of it alone is heavenly and reminds me of my childhood

walnuss

>Boateng bricht Bayern-Training ab
finally some good news

youtube.com/watch?v=QL5hFwCo-r0

They are cursed apparently. Good thing they didnt sell him to PSG last summer for 35, because they wanted 45.

This makes 1̶7̶ 16 field players

twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1159439822173417472?s=20

Sahne re-de-unconfirmed????

[@BILD_Bayern] Uli Hoeneß on a possible breakdown of the Leroy Sané deal due to a serious injury: "Ask the English. We will announce facts." "Are you confident?" Hoeneß: "Bye"

passive agressive as fuck

>Ask the English.
I see.

Geisteskrank desu,

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why is ulli always so cryptic! say what you mean old man!

Würdet ihr für CHO einen Platz freihalten wenn er uns für nächste Saison zugesagt hätte?
Oder denkt ihr dass offensiv zwingend neben Sané noch jemand kommen muss?

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>new meme born
BYE

Has Buyern been BESCHISSEN by City or were they the ones to be BESCHISSEN by Buyern all along? Are the sports journalists the BESCHEISSERs? Or Brazzo?
Honestly, I don't know who's BESCHEISSing who anymore.

Not going to answer this question! BYE!!

I'm tired of the crazy plot twist writing of the Sane transfer saga.
Can somebody spoiler the ending for me so I'm done with this shit?

The Bauern meltdown is becoming more and more hilarious each day. If only they had tried to act with some dignity in the last decade the situation wouldn't be half as bad. Neither from pure football perspective nor wouldn't it be as humiliating. But especially all the chimp outs from wurstl and rolex in the last 1-2 years make it seem like they tried to build up to this fantastic implosion.
Imagine if they hadn't
>fucked over Lahm
>stuck to a literal criminal (Ribery)
>let Poop ruin the club
>stuck to a literal criminal (Wurstl)
>bought shitty players and a coach just to spite others
>stuck to a literal criminal (Rolex)
>acted like they were a big club
>been absolute cheap fucks
>muh festgeldkonto
>got that muppet Brazzo
>treated Brazzo like a muppet
>treated Kovac like a muppet
>treated dscheromm like a muppet
>chimped out all the time for no reason
>huan bernatt
>beschisn woan
>respektlos
>geisteskrank
>renato sanches

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b&r

I can't handle all these memes.
Bye

>phase 1
>Bayern does their typical "talk alot about a player publicly" to convince him to only want to go to Bayern (with the idea that it will lower the price)
>Status: City beschissen worden

>phase 2
>Leroy goes to holiday and says hell decide when hes back
>comes back and 2 weeks later still no announcement
>status: Bayern beschissen worden

>phase 3
>nothing happens and the media posts shit daily
>status: Everyone is beschissen worden by media

>phase 4
>Bayern now in first talks with City
>City play Sané in Community shield
>Sané gets killed
>status: Bayern beschissen worden by respektlose Citizens

>phase 5
>noone knows how badly hes injured
>noone knows anything on british deadline day
>lots of tweets etc
>status: Everyone getting beschissen, even the journalists quoting rumors and each other

even as a customer I can't help but laugh even though it hurts

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Here's your summary, la
youtube.com/watch?v=Od71e3geCx8

>>let Poop ruin the club
How did Poop ruin the club? Honestly curious, I don't really remember a lot of those years.

My personal favourite moment was when they went ballistic after Löw dropped Dummels and Blunderteng only to then drop those two even harder.

I dont see it either. Pep's football system was unbeatable at Bayern and his status brought Thiago to the club. In fact, if Uli and Kalle had listened to Pep and bought Neymar instead of Götze (who Pep didnt want), then they would have established Bayern as a top 3 club for decades to come.

le don't rotate and chase players out of the club man
also playing lahm in midfield was a dumb experiment

miss mandzu, gomez & kroos(not really his fault) tbqh

Most obvious one was the müller wohlfahrt drama, but other than that all the changes he made during his time stopped working as soon as he left and in the worst cases players got to arrogant to work under Ancelotti. Müller for example simply got to intelligent for football.

Makes me kind of glad shareholders choked the league. Otherwise we might not have gotten this absolute legend of a transfer window.

imagine bauern still winning the league with renato sanches as a backup winger
that will be the end of Bundesliga """"""""""""""top"""""""""""""""""""""" teams

I don't see it happening, they can't win against busparkers with this team.

It could happen. Although I don't understand how they managed to end up with SEVENTEEN players. Do they still have 2 backup keepers right now? That would mean they can rotate on a grand total of FOUR field positions. They are so fucked.

Unlikely as all hell. 17 players in 3 competitions with most players older than 28? Doubt it.

Don't we have new rules where you can have more players on the bench? Would be hillarious to see some utter no-names on the Bayern bench just to fill space.

I expect no less than 1,5ppg (penalties per game) awarded to Buyern.

>Lahm
Uli was right on this one. Lahm is quite the character. He's similar to Tuchel. And just like Tuchel has his Berater buddy, Lahm has his Berater buddy, so you're not dealing with one person but two, who might always change their plans behind your back.

Bayern should focus on Kahn and Xabi and Schweinsteiger.

>Uli was right on this one. Lahm is quite the character.
And the Wurstbrothers arent?

they already had to bring in youth players into the CL squad last season

I made this image a month ago. Is it still relevant? Has anything really changed?

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Gotta add Singh.

>beschissen worden = to be screwed over
>festgeldkonto = fixed deposit account
>respektlos = disrespectful
>geisteskrank = insane (mentally)
>granate = ? (I think it's about getting good players?)

Are there any other Bayern terms I should know for the future? Also what is rolex kalle about?

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woah, this looks pitiful.

Xabi probably doesn't give a fuck about bayern, let alone is willing to get some kind of managerial job there.

>insane (mentally)
As opposed to insane (physically)?

what happened to Klose?

>what is rolex kalle about?
spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/rummenigge-und-die-rolex-der-zoll-kennt-keine-gnade-a-933217.html

Enjoy

Yeah, you can remove the brackets around Boateng.

forgot
>Art. 1 GG

shitmund dropping a nine point lead was also unlikely and then we saw what happened

heh

Kalle tried to smuggle Rolex watches a few years ago.

When people call something insane I usually think it's positive ("incredibly good") but in that case it's literally insane.

Dortmund also mostly struggled against busparkers, but they've brought in a lot of offensive players.

>renato sanches
Why did you mention him? Because he was a shit buy?

insane (injured sane)

see

youtube.com/watch?v=VBZOwBgsDQk

Bild is now streaming the HSV live training.

Uefa announce contenders for best Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder and Forward from the 2018/19 UEFA Champions League season... (winners announced August 29).

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>shitmund dropping a nine point lead was also unlikely and then we saw what happened
>half the defense injured
>Witsel clearly showing more signs of being tired after playing 30+ games with no adequate replacement
>Alcacer injured every second game
>BrunLarsen and Pulisic completely useless in the last 4 months
>all offensive ideas dependent on Reus and Sancho
Dortmund fixed those problems this summer. Noone is saying theyre winning the Bundes 100%, but you bet your ass that theyre better than last season and Bayern looks (sofar) worse.

New version here, let's see how it holds up in one month.

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KEK

Scenes when Bayern will still win the double.

>you now remember Pulishit vs Hertha Berlin

yes yes

why did you put thiago on the bench though?

Dunno, ask me one month ago.

People keep forgetting it but losing Piszczek almost hurt the most.

ugh

starting a 10% fit piszkek against bayern hurt the most

Also, Reus was injured after his free kick goal against Bremen in the Pokal (they lost that game)

granate is a top player(transfer)
Rolex Kalle is just Rummenigge flexing his watch

you are forgetting
>Wurstl
Uli Hoeneß (and his sausage company)
>mia san mia mentalität
the mia san mia spirit, usually sarcastic
>Renato "Gute Vorbereitung" Sanches
taking the piss out of sanches

Wants to stay in the youth system to learn. He even rejected a promotion to the U19, so that's why I excluded him on my list.

What if Uli and Kalle are actually happy about the injury so they can justify not getting Sane after all?
More money on the Festgeldkonto, living the dream.

time for some mittagsschlafi

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>let's check bild.de

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Thanks.

>Renato "Gute Vorbereitung" Sanches
How could I forget?

>Watford are in talks to sign PSV’s Steven Bergwijn, according to the Athletic. If Bayern Munich want him, looks like they’d have to make a move today.
another granate to write off

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

New thread?

kek
how low can they go?

for what? thread is shit

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Daring theory: Mia san Mia isn't a mentality, but a religion, the Festgeldkonto is the deity and Wurst Uli and Rolex Kalle are its prophets.
The Festgeldkonto as a spiritual entity is in fact untouchable and can never be emptied without losing Mia san Mia as well.

here ya go

Salah and Firmino are shit tho, I would say Bayern has the better front 3

If they drain the Festgeldkonto, will they die?

DOES ANYONE HAVE BILDPLUS.??
SANÉ KAPUTT!!
MUSS OPERIERT WERDEN

It will be very painful

>believing Sasha Baron Cohen on transfer news

kicker.de/754826/artikel/kreuzbandanriss-sanc3a9-muss-operiert-werden

So are the bavarian hillbillies out now that Sane has a damaged ACL? City wont let him go cheap just because he's injured

>tl;dr
bye

this fucking side

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Ganz ehrlich hoffe ich sollte Bakery Jatta wirklich Bakary Daffeh sein, dass sie es einfach nicht beweisen können und somit er einfach ganz normal weiterspielen kann. Es wäre keinem aus meiner Sicht geholfen wenn herausgefunden werden sollte, dass Bakery Jatta gelogen hat. Den Einspruch von Nürnberg finde ich einfach nur traurig, auf dem Spielfeld waren sie in den 90 Minuten einfach komplett chancenlos. Ich wünsche dem HSV und vor allem Bakary Jatta einfach nur das Beste.

>Es wäre keinem aus meiner Sicht geholfen wenn herausgefunden werden sollte, dass Bakery Jatta gelogen hat.
lol. i’ll never understand that reasoning from leftoids.

im awaiting all those articles with glee
„sure thing“ „done deal“ „player is willing to go to bayern“ „said his goodbyes to his teammates“ „bayern and the player already have an agreement“ etc yada yada yada
based journalists